Watch Matt Welch Defend Dukes of Hazzard at 3 a.m. on Red Eye w/ Tom Shillue

In the wee small hours, I will appear on the humorous Fox News surrealism program, Red Eye w/ Tom Shillue, to talk about subjects such as:

* Hillary Clinton's crushingly banal emails.

* Ted Cruz's impressively awful Simpsons impersonations.

* Oliver Stone's portentous Edward Snowden trailer.

* TV Land's idiotic yanking of Dukes of Hazzard.

* Other important topics, like dog breeding and text breakups and penis size.

It's all there at 3 a.m.!