Top 25 'Christmas Gifts' Cops Took From You or Bought With Your Money
Nothing rings in the holidays better than gift giving, except gift taking. With that in mind, please enjoy the Top 25 "Christmas gifts" cops took from you or bought with your money through civil asset forfeiture:
- ATF Pocket Knives Engraved: "Always Think Forfeiture"
- 2,507 Live Canary Winged Parakeets
- 11 1/4 Dozen Packages of Articles Labeled in Part Mrs. Moffat's Shoo-Fly Powders for Drunkenness
- $9,547 Worth of Gatorade
- First Prize-Winning Margarita Machine
- Kegs, Tequila, and Rum
- $524 Popcorn Maker
- Candy for a Poultry Festival
- $160,000 Wine Collection
- $40,000 Digital Ticket Writers
- $23,704/Month in First-Class Flights
- $250 to See CeeLo Green and Dwight Howard
- Inmates Used to Construct a Weekend Home
- Galas and Soirées
- $800 to Pay Off Eviction Fees
- $1,100 Worth of Flowers
- $16,000 for Elaborate Home Security
- Tickets to a Motorcycle Rally and a Christmas Parade
- $27,000 to Take the Whole Office to Hawaii
- $100,020 of Legal Gambling Winnings
- An Article of Hazardous Substance Consisting of 50,000 Cardboard Boxes More or Less, Each Containing One Pair of Clacker Balls
- Military-Style Assault and Sniper Rifles
- 15 Cats
- Tanning Salon
- Hookers, Booze, and Weed
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