Tonight on The Independents: Jared Polis, Nina Khrushcheva, Gavin McInnes, Guam Gov. Eddie Calvo, CPAC Highlights, Climate Change All-Nighter, and Sexy After-Show!

It's a crowded house tonight on Fox Business Network at 9 pm ET, 6 pm PT, when your favorite three-month-old cable television news program comes at you live from beautiful midtown Manhattan. Tonight's episode of The Independents will include but not be limited to:

* Rep. Jared Polis (D-Colorado), currently my favorite Democrat in the House of Representatives, will talk about his inspired stunt last week to defend Bitcoin by sarcastically proposing to ban the dollar.

* International affairs professor and great-granddaughter of you-know-who Nina Khrushcheva, will talk about Russia, Ukraine, and Crimea.

* Guam Gov. Eddie Calvo, a.k.a. the Luis Fortuño of the Marianas, will talk about the tiny U.S. territory's fiscal turnaround under his watch. It's a press release-worthy event!

* Party Panelists Kayleigh McEnany ("Conservative writer and commentator") and filmmaker/TakiMag beardsmith Gavin McInnes will be on to talk about Justin Bieber's punchable deposition, Edward Snowden's South by Southwest performance, the awful celebrity campaign to "ban" the word "bossy," and the libertarian strains at the Conservative Political Action Conference. Speaking of CPAC, here's a Reason.tv vid on topic:

And throughout the show we'll be doing some BREAKING NEWS LIVE UPDATES of the sure-to-be-thrilling Senate Climate Change-a-thon.

For your sexy after-show needs, head over to the show website.