I'd Rather Be Governed by the First Ten Apostles in the Bible….

…than by these ten very Christ-y congressmen that Radar snarkily profiles today as "America's Holiest Congressmen."

They believe that Jesus is the way out for Iraq, still use the phrase "Christendom" unironically, saved Tom DeLay from a life of sin, think stopping gay marriage is the most important issue facing our nation, count minutes and seconds (not just years) from Jesus' birth, believe in saying "God bless you for that Big Mac," and talk of being "hot for Jesus Christ."