"Abortion lovers boycott South Dakota"

Via the massively entertaining Sploid comes word that the Oglala Sioux in South Dakota are planning to open a Planned Parenthood clinic there to get around the state's recent restrictions on abortion.

From the Sploid piece:

Those who love abortion are furious about South Dakota's strict new abortion laws, while those who hate abortion are lining up to tour the forgotten state.

The only attraction in South Dakota is Mt. Rushmore, a weird mountain sculpture of the heads of four presidents.

Hilarity ensues here.