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Department of Education

Will Trump Actually Close the Education Department?

Plus: Cuomo has a hard time taking no for an answer, a pro-party manifesto, Trump's about-face on Ukraine, and more...

Liz Wolfe | 7.15.2025 9:31 AM

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The gutting gets the green light: When President Donald Trump took office, the federal Department of Education had about 4,000 employees, some of whom seemingly did things that the taxpayers found useful (but whose roles were always kind of unclear to me). Trump quickly took a pickaxe to the agencies and found that at least 1,300 of those employees were not actually needed.

The legality of those firings had been percolating through the courts. But yesterday, the Supreme Court ruled that the administration may continue with its plans to fire vast numbers of Education Department employees. "We will carry out the reduction in force to promote efficiency and accountability and to ensure resources are directed where they matter most—to students, parents, and teachers," said Education Secretary Linda McMahon in a statement. The administration would "return education to the states," but would "continue to perform all statutory duties" while "reducing education bureaucracy."

The Department of Education, according to The New York Times, "manages federal loans for college, tracks student achievement and enforces civil rights laws in schools." We don't actually need any of those functions as currently done. Let me explain.

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Stats compiled by the Education Data Initiative indicate that "1.402 million (86.7%) of first-time, full-time undergraduate students attending public institutions receive financial aid in some form." (Some of this is merit-based, but most is need-based.) Some 70 percent of students fill out the FAFSA, the Free Application for Federal Student Aid. For the last school year, the "average aid per full-time equivalent (FTE) student in 2023-24 was: $16,360 per undergraduate student, $28,420 per graduate student," according to the College Board. (This can take the form of both grants and loans.) But vast swaths of the degree-seeking American public aren't poor; so why are federal dollars subsidizing them at all?

The entry of the federal government into the student loan business has massively, criminally driven up the cost of college over the last few decades. But not every student needs to go to a four-year college, and not every college needs to charge $70,000 a year; we have to begin to reel it all back in and ask tough questions related to what the value of a college degree truly is and why the federal government is backing this.

Nor does the Education Department track student achievement very well—if it had, it would have realized the reading crisis the nation's grade schools have been enduring at the hands of Lucy Calkins and the many school districts that have shifted away from phonics instruction. (And did the department handle the tracking of COVID spread in schools, to see whether/how schools could safely reopen? No, that was Brown economist Emily Oster.)

And enforcing civil rights laws? Do you mean campus kangaroo courts that routinely violated due process for students accused of sexual misdeeds?

"The Education Department's budget has ballooned from $14 billion to around $100 billion.…Similar increases have occurred at the state and local levels, which provide over 90 percent of K-12 funding," writes Veronique de Rugy. "In 1980, total per-pupil spending (from local, state, and federal sources) was around $9,000 in today's dollars. Today that figure is $17,277, with $2,400 coming from federal funding. The biggest question, of course, is what the investment is delivering. The department was originally created to raise educational standards, promote equity, and improve national competitiveness. After all that time and money, have we seen much progress? Not really."

"Functional illiteracy rates, for example, have not changed much since 1979 and remain as high as 20 percent by some measures," continues de Rugy. "Since the late 1970s, eighth grade reading and math scores have remained virtually unchanged, showing no meaningful progress. High school seniors' math scores have barely improved." What exactly are we getting for all this investment?

"Calls to abolish the department aren't nearly as radical or threatening as much of the media coverage suggests," wrote Frederick Hess of the American Enterprise Institute back in January. "The Department of Education doesn't educate anyone or run any schools or colleges. It's a collection of 4,000 bureaucrats who mostly manage student loans, write rules, oversee various grant programs, and generate paperwork." It's not like such functions were ever constitutionally authorized or added any practical value. If Trump can scrap it, more power to him!


Scenes from New York: Our handsy Italian (but I repeat myself!) has announced that, following his defeat in the Democratic primary for mayor, he will simply not accept no for an answer (when has he ever?) and will instead enter the race as an independent.

In it to win it. pic.twitter.com/1pr5obsVAu

— Andrew Cuomo (@andrewcuomo) July 14, 2025


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  1. Chumby   21 hours ago

    Post from Reddit /askgaybros

    My dog won’t listen to me after he saw me bottoming

    I’d rather not go too into specifics but I had a guy over a couple weeks ago for a hookup and forgot to close the door so my Akita I’ve had for 2 years wandered in while we were going at it. The guy was being pretty rough and I was getting into it moaning being slutty you know bottom things until the top pointed out the dog was watching us. I got him out of the room and closed the door but since then my dog doesn’t seem to want to listen to me, respect my authority, or even spend much time with me. I try to pet or hug him and he growls or moves away, that wasn’t the case before…

    I know “homophobic dog” sounds ridiculous but is it possible that since he saw me in a submissive position he doesn’t want to listen to me anymore ?

    Akita hounding owner over ruff doggystyle.

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    1. But SkyNet is a Private Company   21 hours ago

      You’re not FoE?!

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      1. Chumby   21 hours ago

        There might have been a fist involved in that story.

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        1. GOD OF PENGUIN ISLAND   21 hours ago

          At least a paw wasn’t.

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          1. Chumby   21 hours ago

            If one would knuckle down and use some elbow grease, they could get to the bottom of this. It could be the stuff of legends.

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            1. Don't look at me! ( Is the war over yet?)   20 hours ago

              An arms race?

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              1. Chumby   20 hours ago

                One might be asked to lend a hand to help shoulder the burden.

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                1. SCOTUS gave JeffSarc a big sad   17 hours ago

                  Don’t you wag your finger at me!

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        2. SCOTUS gave JeffSarc a big sad   18 hours ago

          Fist was there? I didn’t know he was into that.

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          1. Chumby   18 hours ago

            Perhaps someone fingered him.

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            1. Don't look at me! ( Is the war over yet?)   16 hours ago

              He got nailed!

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    2. Randy Sax   21 hours ago

      He's not top dog anymore.

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      1. Dillinger   19 hours ago

        exactly what Cesar Millan would say.

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    3. Don't look at me! ( Is the war over yet?)   21 hours ago

      The dog has a bone to pick with him.

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    4. Spiritus Mundi   21 hours ago

      *raises one eyebrow*

      How is it you came across this post?

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      1. Chumby   21 hours ago

        Church of Sqrlsy website

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    5. Rev Arthur L kuckland (5-30-24 banana republic day)   21 hours ago

      The dog is smarter than you.

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    6. Rev Arthur L kuckland (5-30-24 banana republic day)   20 hours ago

      What's the difference between a dog and a fag?
      You can train a dog to not hump everything in sight

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    7. Earth-based Human Skeptic   20 hours ago

      'I know “homophobic dog” sounds ridiculous but is it possible that since he saw me in a submissive position he doesn’t want to listen to me anymore?'

      Not until you show him the same love you gave to a total stranger.

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      1. Mother's Lament - (Sarc's a Nazi, not even joking)   19 hours ago

        Knowing Redditors that is not outside the realm of possibility.

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    8. Quo Usque Tandem   19 hours ago

      Chumby: I see crap like this pop up from Reddit and Quora all the time, but it never even occurred to me to copy and paste any of them here, but now you've dog gone and done it!

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      1. Chumby   19 hours ago

        You could be a retriever for other such gems.

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      2. JesseAz (Prime Meanster of Sarcasia)   19 hours ago

        There are a few Twitter accounts that find stuff like this so you dont have to wade through jeffsarc like content at reddit.

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        1. Chumby   19 hours ago

          It popped up on a Telegram channel that likes posting about western decadence and fist world problems. Thought it would be a firm top entry for today’s Poundup.

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          1. Red Rocks White Privilege   19 hours ago

            fist world problems.

            This is a john-tier typo, well done.

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            1. Chumby   18 hours ago

              It was the alternate choice for answering SkyNet above. Was able to use it later when responding to Jesse.

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    9. Red Rocks White Privilege   19 hours ago

      Assuming this shit is real, it's honestly hilarious that that the dog realized his "dog daddy" is really just a bitch in heat.

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      1. Quo Usque Tandem   18 hours ago

        He will never get back that dog's respect. And being an Akita, who are inclined to only listen to one human, he is now a free agent.

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        1. Red Rocks White Privilege   18 hours ago

          I'd laugh my ass off if the only human he'll respect now is the owner's Grindr hookup.

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        2. Chumby   18 hours ago

          Dog for sale

          Akita, male, 2 yo, fixed, housebroken

          Does not like cats or owners that take a crank in their ass.

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      2. Mickey Rat   18 hours ago

        The dog is humiliated. His attitude is at least Roman.

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        1. Chumby   16 hours ago

          Regarding the dog being a faithful companion, he followed his owner’s lead and decided to pack it in.

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  2. But SkyNet is a Private Company   21 hours ago

    Mediocre Liz now has to explain opposition and unusefulness of DoEd in “libertarian”ish mag.

    This is Reason 2025

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    1. Earth-based Human Skeptic   21 hours ago

      Baby steps for Gen Z readers who assume a massive nanny state is normal?

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    2. JesseAz (Prime Meanster of Sarcasia)   20 hours ago

      If against dem wishes, their pov us explained. Other way not required.

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    3. Dillinger   19 hours ago

      >>Mediocre Liz

      lolz.

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      1. SCOTUS gave JeffSarc a big sad   16 hours ago

        Liz needs to GTFO of NYC and the beltway. Maybe not being around a bunch of retarded Marxist shall the time will improve her critical thinking.

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  3. Randy Sax   21 hours ago

    Our handsy Italian (but I repeat myself!)

    Eeh! Oh!

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    1. Chumby   21 hours ago

      Some politicians have the gift of gab whereas Cuomo (D) has the gift of grab.

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      1. InsaneTrollLogic (Muting Sarc like he mutes us)   21 hours ago

        Pritzker has the heft of grift instead.

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  4. Medulla Oblongata   21 hours ago

    I was amused by the error...

    https://nypost.com/2025/07/15/us-news/california-professor-jonathan-anthony-caravello-arrested-for-allegedly-tossing-tear-gas-canister-at-ice-agents-during-raid-on-marijuana-farm/

    On Friday, the California Faculty Association shared that Caravello was “kidnapped” by federal agents after protesters and law enforcement clashed during Thursday’s raid.

    The post claimed that “4 masked agents dragged Jonathan away into an unmarked reason without identifying themselves, without giving the reason for arrest, and without disclosing where they are taking him.”

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    1. Don't look at me! ( Is the war over yet?)   21 hours ago

      He wasn’t doing anything, but then all of a sudden….

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      1. Earth-based Human Skeptic   21 hours ago

        He was just trying to return ICE property!

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    2. Idaho-Bob   21 hours ago

      The eyes and the glasses. Dead giveaway.

      Kinda surprised he doesn't have some tint in that shit he calls hair.

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      1. Mike Parsons   21 hours ago

        Damn, I think that's the first time I have seen the male equivalent to the crazy eyes / problem glasses shitlib Karen.

        But this guy is definitely it lol

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        1. tracerv   17 hours ago

          Keith Olbermann. First male crazy eyed Karen. Followed closely by Bug-eyed Oliver

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      2. JesseAz (Prime Meanster of Sarcasia)   20 hours ago

        Also a prof of philosophy.

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        1. Earth-based Human Skeptic   20 hours ago

          Hey, that's MATH and philosophy. And probably with an anti-colonizing perspective.

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          1. JesseAz (Prime Meanster of Sarcasia)   18 hours ago

            My guess is one or two math classes involving linguistics and boolean type math often used in philosophical studies. Not actual math.

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    3. Social Justice is neither   21 hours ago

      That picture is The Joker without the charisma and makeup. As written, everything seems fine and I expect ultimately he'll see no punishment beyond the processing even without the faculty of traitors virtue signalling on his behalf.

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    4. Use the Schwartz   21 hours ago

      A fat "guy" in flip-flops? Who the hell goes to a protest in flip-flops?

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    5. Earth-based Human Skeptic   21 hours ago

      'Jonathan Anthony Caravello — a math and philosophy professor at California State University Channel Islands'

      Huh? I had to see if this is a real thing. It is, but on the mainland.

      And their website touts a 91% acceptance rate, and 81% financial aid rate. Imagine being among the 9% rejected.

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      1. JesseAz (Prime Meanster of Sarcasia)   20 hours ago

        Application requires video cooking steaks. If you burn them you get rejected.

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        1. GOD OF PENGUIN ISLAND   20 hours ago

          Horse butchering optional.

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      2. Dillinger   19 hours ago

        >>Imagine being among the 9% rejected.

        someone check if Mamdani applied.

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    6. SCOTUS gave JeffSarc a big sad   16 hours ago

      His university might want to avoid using his likeness for student recruitment.

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    7. SCOTUS gave JeffSarc a big sad   16 hours ago

      Seriously, this fruitcake shouldn’t be employable. So it’s little shock he’s a university professor.

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  5. Medulla Oblongata   21 hours ago

    So he self-deported?

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14905333/samuel-haskell-suicide-dismembered-wife-inlaws.html

    The son of a Hollywood executive who dismembered his wife and her parents has died by suicide in his jail cell days before he was due to appear again in court.

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    1. Randy Sax   21 hours ago

      Was Hilary wearing a fake mustache his last visitor?

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    2. Don't look at me! ( Is the war over yet?)   21 hours ago

      The Epstein effect.

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    3. Chumby   21 hours ago

      Most Mexican Man in the World:

      https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qq-6_wdikns

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    4. mad.casual   21 hours ago

      Sure, he cut up his wife and her parents and orphaned his own kids by committing suicide in his cell, but did he throw a bunny against a pickup truck to the amusement of his friends? Because that's what real evil looks like.

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      1. Chuck the Sarcasm Police   20 hours ago

        but did he throw a bunny against a pickup truck to the amusement of his friends?

        That seems oddly specific...

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        1. Don't look at me! ( Is the war over yet?)   20 hours ago

          It was a story here

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          1. JesseAz (Prime Meanster of Sarcasia)   20 hours ago

            Ignore all the child rapes and murders from illegals. Bunny killing DHS agents are the important thing.

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            1. mad.casual   20 hours ago

              Also, all evidence-related, objective science for the last 100 yrs. is junk because journalists and/or lawyers can take it out of context, but vague, spurious behavioral associations that were admitted to be junk 50 yrs. ago when they originated by the people who originated them is relevant evidence if you ignore half or more of any context.

              Killed a bunny in a manner that isn't really illegal for a private citizen? Obviously that's conclusive evidence that the person who gave you the bunny and is upset you killed it is perfectly honest in any and every other account of what they allege you've done. Trail of blood leading from you to the dumpster full of body parts of the people who were living in the house with you and you alone? Only a fake "blood spatter analyst" could arrive at a "definitive" "conclusion" about that case and who are we to judge?!

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    5. JesseAz (Prime Meanster of Sarcasia)   20 hours ago

      Better wtf story.

      https://nypost.com/2025/07/13/us-news/nurse-who-cut-off-patients-foot-for-use-in-sickening-taxidermy-shop-display-escapes-jail-sentence/?utm_source=twitter&utm_campaign=nypost&utm_medium=social

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      1. Chumby   18 hours ago

        Was the nurse at least ordered to foot the bill?

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        1. JesseAz (Prime Meanster of Sarcasia)   18 hours ago

          She toes the line on medical ethics.

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          1. Chumby   18 hours ago

            That could result in getting the boot.

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            1. JesseAz (Prime Meanster of Sarcasia)   14 hours ago

              She eas brought to heel by the DA. SHE HAS NO SOLE.

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              1. Chumby   11 hours ago

                Court observers thought convicting her was a shoe-in.

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                1. Outlaw Josey Wales   11 hours ago

                  Until she played the Lace card.

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                  1. Chumby   10 hours ago

                    They wanted to sock it to her.

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      2. SCOTUS gave JeffSarc a big sad   16 hours ago

        The victim’s family should make her disappear.

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    6. Fats of Fury   19 hours ago

      FTA "Haskell in January 2024 pleaded not guilty to murdering 37-year-old Mei, "her mother Yanking Wang", 64 and father, Gaoshan Li, 72.

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      1. EISTAU Gree-Vance   13 hours ago

        Lol. Nice.

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  6. Fist of Etiquette   21 hours ago

    We will carry out the reduction in force...

    That's what the cut-and-runners during the Iraq War used to say, and now I guess we're withdrawing from the War on Education, too.

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    1. Quicktown Brix   21 hours ago

      We don't need no education. We do need those funds to...complete the wall.

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      1. Fist of Etiquette   21 hours ago

        Hey, bureaucrat, leave them teachers alone.

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        1. GOD OF PENGUIN ISLAND   20 hours ago

          A drunk sarcasmic
          In the comments…

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          1. Chumby   20 hours ago

            New board game based on him called CLUE-LESS

            The homeless drunk, in the alley, with the forty bottle.

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            1. InsaneTrollLogic (Muting Sarc like he mutes us)   20 hours ago

              Instead of the fatfuck, in his mother’s basement, with the 55-gallon drum of Ben & Jerry’s?

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              1. SCOTUS gave JeffSarc a big sad   13 hours ago

                And terabytes of kiddie porn he got from from Pluggo.

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                1. InsaneTrollLogic (Muting Sarc like he mutes us)   10 hours ago

                  That would be the Pedo, in the shaggin' wagon, with the terabytes of kiddie porn.

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            2. Quo Usque Tandem   19 hours ago

              "Mad dog" reacts to submissive owner; "Dog my ass, you just a BITCH!"

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      2. JesseAz (Prime Meanster of Sarcasia)   20 hours ago

        What education has the DoEd provided? Test scores keep going down since it was implemented. But you've never met graft you didnt defend.

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        1. Quicktown Brix   19 hours ago

          I was joking around, not defending anything...except maybe...OK I'll say it...David Gilmour is the best guitarist ever...only Jeff Beck could give him a run for his money.

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          1. Gaear Grimsrud   19 hours ago

            Billy Gibbons would like a word.

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          2. Dillinger   19 hours ago

            Beck, Gilmour, Clapton, Howe, Hackett, Richards all owe Lightnin' Hopkins.

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            1. Quicktown Brix   19 hours ago

              Who owes Robert Johnson...who owes the devil allegedly.

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              1. Dillinger   19 hours ago

                ^^ I've seen them all ... Beck had an aura bigger than the arena before he even started playing it was neat

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                1. Quicktown Brix   18 hours ago

                  ^^ I've seen them all

                  I'm green with envy.

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                  1. Dillinger   14 hours ago

                    the Muppet Movie soundtrack also a classic

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                  2. SCOTUS gave JeffSarc a big sad   13 hours ago

                    So was Bruce Banner.

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    2. Social Justice is neither   21 hours ago

      Well they have succeeded on destroying American education, so victory I guess?

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      1. Earth-based Human Skeptic   20 hours ago

        "Mishun Akompliched!"

        (Imagine this in rainbow letters on a banner held by a couple of trans fatties with purple hair.)

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      2. JesseAz (Prime Meanster of Sarcasia)   20 hours ago

        Mike is upset, so double good i guess.

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        1. Chumby   10 hours ago

          So is his dog.

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  7. Fist of Etiquette   21 hours ago

    But not every student needs to go to a four-year college...

    Gasp! What are they going to do? Learn a valuable trade and make a lot of money being useful in ways AI will be hard pressed to supplant, all while not piling up student debt???

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    1. Spiritus Mundi   21 hours ago

      Who will teach them about all the different genders!?

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      1. charliehall   16 hours ago

        Very few languages have more than three.

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        1. InsaneTrollLogic (Muting Sarc like he mutes us)   10 hours ago

          That should tell you how many sexes there are since the three are masculine, feminine, and neuter (usually for objects not people/professions).

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    2. Mike Parsons   21 hours ago

      Pretty much every dude other than me in the extended family is in the trades. Plumbers, HVAC, electricians etc.

      All of them make 6 figures, one has his entire own business and people working for him, and all of them had ZERO college debt and were making good money in their early 20s.

      Meanwhile half of my high school graduating class went on to get expensive 4 year degrees in communications, literature, and polysci bullshit that have consistently struggled to hold down a 6 figure job, if they have one at all

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      1. Earth-based Human Skeptic   20 hours ago

        Yeah, but how many of those college types vote Blue and donate to NPR?

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        1. Quo Usque Tandem   19 hours ago

          Rhetorical question much [answer of course is all of them]?

          They begin life expecting to be cared for, but it never ends. Thank Gaia for all of those hard working and business owning tradesmen to provide the "rich" to pay for the educated "poor."

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          1. Red Rocks White Privilege   19 hours ago

            Yeah, the whole point of "Dirty Jobs" was to show 1) that there are a lot of professions out there that society relies on to keep functioning, are inherently tough and/or nasty to do, but are taken for granted because people just assume "shit gets done," and 2) because of that, there will be a steady demand for workers in these jobs and the pay can be quite good because of that.

            This is one area where having union representation actually helps, because these really are difficult jobs, and it would be quite easy for companies to fuck people over on pay and benefits if the unions weren't there to ensure the workers were getting paid commiserate with the demand and risk involved.

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      2. Red Rocks White Privilege   19 hours ago

        All of them make 6 figures, one has his entire own business and people working for him, and all of them had ZERO college debt and were making good money in their early 20s.

        Make no mistake, you still have to hustle quite a bit when you're in the trades, and these professions are hard on people physically, as well. I see a lot of these guys say they were pretty much used up by the time they hit 50. The initial pay isn't great, but as you mentioned, if they don't have college debt, it's far less of an issue.

        However, if they can get in a decent apprenticeship opportunity with an established company, and don't do stupid shit with their money, tradespeople can put themselves in a good position to start their own business as early as their late 20s. Good trades techs are not going to lack for work because the people who suck won't last long, and the really good ones end up gaining enough internet clout from reviews that they'll be in steady demand.

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    3. JesseAz (Prime Meanster of Sarcasia)   20 hours ago

      I feel like south park did this comment better.

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  8. Fist of Etiquette   21 hours ago

    ...will instead enter the race as an independent.

    It's got to hurt being the Democrat who managed to off a lot of elderly burdens to society and still get usurped by a commie.

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  9. Earth-based Human Skeptic   21 hours ago

    'When President Donald Trump took office, the federal Department of Education had about 4,000 employees, some of whom seemingly did things that the taxpayers found useful'

    How many progressives are taxpayers? And I mean net taxpayers, including deductions for federal or state salaries.

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    1. Don't look at me! ( Is the war over yet?)   21 hours ago

      …. had about 4,000 employees, some of whom seemingly did things that the taxpayers found useful'

      Ok, ok, so we will only fire 3,990 of them.

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  10. Fist of Etiquette   21 hours ago

    I love Emma Camp's pro-party manifesto, useful reading for all Zoomers who are afraid of drinking and other people.

    I can't take Zoomers on my staff being unproductive due to lack of work ethic and plenty unearned entitlement. The last thing the world needs is to add hangovers into the mix.

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    1. JesseAz (Prime Meanster of Sarcasia)   20 hours ago

      My zoomers are still catching covid multiple times a year. All out of PTO by 2q.

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      1. Chumby   18 hours ago

        Do any of those male zoomers own an Akita?

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        1. JesseAz (Prime Meanster of Sarcasia)   18 hours ago

          I banned akita owners after reading your first post.

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          1. Chumby   18 hours ago

            Applicants that own akitas are in your doghouse?

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            1. JesseAz (Prime Meanster of Sarcasia)   14 hours ago

              I turned my back on them.

              Wait. Disregard.

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            2. SCOTUS gave JeffSarc a big sad   13 hours ago

              It’s more likely that someone is in THEIR doghouse. Using the smaller rear entrance.

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  11. Medulla Oblongata   21 hours ago

    I sometimes wonder if Justices are not actually looking at what's in front of them. Sue, Trump wants to dismantle Dept of Education, but a RIF of personnel is not that. Continuing to perform all statutory duties (or at least saying they will) with fewer personnel is not the same as dismantling the department.

    https://www.cnn.com/2025/07/14/politics/supreme-court-firings-education

    The Supreme Court on Monday said President Donald Trump may proceed with his plan to carry out mass layoffs at the Department of Education in the latest win for the White House at the conservative high court.

    In a scathing dissent, Justice Sonia Sotomayor, the court’s senior liberal member, said her colleagues had made an “indefensible” decision to let Trump proceed with taking apart an agency that ordinarily can be dismantled only by Congress.

    “We will carry out the reduction in force to promote efficiency and accountability and to ensure resources are directed where they matter most — to students, parents, and teachers,” she said. “As we return education to the states, this Administration will continue to perform all statutory duties while empowering families and teachers by reducing education bureaucracy.”

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    1. Social Justice is neither   21 hours ago

      She's just pissed her party's voting base is being fired and forced to compete with her party's representation enhancing base.

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    2. InsaneTrollLogic (Muting Sarc like he mutes us)   20 hours ago

      I think the key words here are “statutory duties”. How many of the excess personnel are doing things that are not statutory duties spelled out in the original legislation approved by Congress?

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    3. JesseAz (Prime Meanster of Sarcasia)   20 hours ago

      I'm starting to wonder if Trump is angling to go against the Impoundment Act through some act. The laws dems claim means the executive has to spend every penny appropriated even if wasteful.

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  12. Fist of Etiquette   21 hours ago

    What if "thing pipes" completely transform delivery?

    Pneumatic tubes? They had to discontinue those decades ago due to people getting their dicks stuck in them.

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    1. Quicktown Brix   21 hours ago

      Just when you think you know FoE's style....LOL

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      1. Fist of Etiquette   21 hours ago

        Depends how much cough syrup and Vicodin I've had any given day.

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        1. InsaneTrollLogic (Muting Sarc like he mutes us)   20 hours ago

          Are you sure that’s cough syrup and not one of Sarc’s drinks?

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    2. Don't look at me! ( Is the war over yet?)   21 hours ago

      Trains and pneumatic tubes. What’s with the fascination of technology from a bygone era?

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      1. Rev Arthur L kuckland (5-30-24 banana republic day)   21 hours ago

        Bring back the wax cylinder!

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      2. Randy Sax   21 hours ago

        We recently installed a tube system from a melt shop to the lab. Sample testing. Ran ~100', including across a public road.

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        1. Earth-based Human Skeptic   20 hours ago

          A mortar would be more fun.

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        2. Vernon Depner   17 hours ago

          Could we build one under the border wall?

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      3. Ajsloss   20 hours ago

        Don't forget ships that run on wind power.

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        1. InsaneTrollLogic (Muting Sarc like he mutes us)   20 hours ago

          What will they think of using next? Vehicles pulled by teams of large animals?

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          1. Earth-based Human Skeptic   20 hours ago

            And most people never traveling more than a dozen miles from their birth place?

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            1. Vernon Depner   17 hours ago

              Your assigned 15 Minute City will be much smaller than 12 miles.

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    3. Chumby   21 hours ago

      Moscow has delivery robots:

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9dTFjM8hRc

      Can’t upload vidoes here, but have one with dozens at a busy intersection waiting for the lights to change.

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      1. Randy Sax   21 hours ago

        Moscow has delivery robots loot boxes for homeless people:

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        1. Chumby   21 hours ago

          From what I hear, they aren’t attacked or looted compared with say those self-driving cars torched during the mostly peaceful LA riots.

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          1. GOD OF PENGUIN ISLAND   20 hours ago

            In Russia, robots loot you.

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          2. VinniUSMC   17 hours ago

            In some places, the general public don't have to fear that the police will arrest them for preventing crimes. I have to guess that Russia would be more likely to have some random passerby break someone's skull for trying to break into and steal from the robots. And the police would come by and give them some vodka as a reward, then collect the thief and toss them in a dark hole for a few months.

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            1. Chumby   15 hours ago

              If you can find some videos, see when Russia hosted the (soccer/football) World Cup. The English football hooligans thought they were in western Europe and acted like Eurotrash…but not for long.

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        2. Sometimes a Great Notion   21 hours ago

          They are just as stuborn as their people. How do you say, "I'm walking here!" in Russian.

          https://youtu.be/60uJAkNKQ8k?si=QagDsEWG2ZTvbFbI

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          1. Chumby   20 hours ago

            Ye zsdis.

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          2. Its_Not_Inevitable   19 hours ago

            That's funny. Almost expected them to lift a leg to mark their territory.

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    4. Earth-based Human Skeptic   20 hours ago

      Were you trying to make a deposit?

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  13. Earth-based Human Skeptic   21 hours ago

    "reducing education bureaucracy"

    Only fascists would do that, right?

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    1. Ajsloss   20 hours ago

      Do it the right way!

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    2. GOD OF PENGUIN ISLAND   20 hours ago

      Still waiting for Reason’s coverage of this?

      “Last week, Russel Vought, the director of the White House’s Office of Management and Budget, said the Fed was turning its headquarters into a “palace.” The cost of the renovation has risen to $2.5 billion, which is $700 million above its initial estimate.”

      https://www.marketwatch.com/story/fed-defends-costly-renovation-project-amid-white-house-criticism-that-it-was-mismanaged-b5304163

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      1. Don't look at me! ( Is the war over yet?)   20 hours ago

        All government buildings need to be industrial style metal prefab built by low bidder.

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        1. Quo Usque Tandem   19 hours ago

          They should essentially be like a crummy city jail, and offer no encouragement to anyone who wants to work there.

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        2. Fats of Fury   19 hours ago

          A circus tent would be sufficient.

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          1. Chumby   17 hours ago

            When Democrats talk about a big tent, they are referring to Victoria Nuland’s muumuu.

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        3. Square = Circle   16 hours ago

          All government buildings need to be industrial style metal prefab built by low bidder.

          Instead they are designed to look like the Taj Mahal, have the security of NORAD, and are built by the low bidder.

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      2. GOD OF PENGUIN ISLAND   20 hours ago

        Meant as reply to Fist below.

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    3. Medulla Oblongata   20 hours ago

      Sometimes it's (D)ifferent and a "good thing!" to reduce government worker rolls...see Maryland

      https://wtop.com/maryland/2025/07/state-employees-offered-20000-as-part-of-md-buyout-aimed-at-cutting-payrolls/

      Thousands of state employees were notified by email Thursday of a buyout program, part of a plan by Gov. Wes Moore (D) to reduce the size of state government and cut $121 million from ongoing personnel expenses.

      Details of the “voluntary separation program” were also posted on the website of the state Department of Budget and Management. The plan, first announced in late June, offers eligible, full-time employees in the executive branch $20,000, plus an additional $300 for each year of service. It will also cover six months of paid state health benefits and pay out unused leave and compensatory time.

      There is no target for the number of employees the state is hoping will take the buyout, officials said.

      “The VSP is one of several actions the governor has implemented to achieve the $121 million reduction, including the hiring freeze already announced,” a spokesperson for the Department of Budget and Management said in an email Friday.

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      1. Nelson   17 hours ago

        Gee, a planned and targeted program that people can voluntarily accept, combined with a hiring freeze, works without making massive mistakes that have to be reversed (costing money)?

        Who knew that knowing your workforce and planning ahead was a good idea? Certainly not anyone in the Trump Administration.

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        1. JesseAz (Prime Meanster of Sarcasia)   14 hours ago

          Lol.

          Because government workers are known for their efficiency and work product. They always fix things and not make shit worse.

          But since it is taxpayer money you want to continue the DNC funding mechanism like a good little liberal.

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  14. Fist of Etiquette   21 hours ago

    Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent says that Jerome Powell should step down...

    ...and dissolve the Fed?

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    1. Rev Arthur L kuckland (5-30-24 banana republic day)   21 hours ago

      Preferably with lye.

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      1. InsaneTrollLogic (Muting Sarc like he mutes us)   20 hours ago

        And salt the ground it resides on.

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  15. Rev Arthur L kuckland (5-30-24 banana republic day)   21 hours ago

    Hmm still no word on the budget surplus. The first time since 2017 (I forget who was president then). Glad the lieberteen mag doesn't care about Gov spending or debt.

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    1. Don't look at me! ( Is the war over yet?)   21 hours ago

      It wasn’t enough money to wipe out the debt, so why bother?

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      1. Quicktown Brix   21 hours ago

        It was enough to show up in the CPI report today, however.

        In June, the Consumer Price Index for All Urban Consumers rose 0.3 percent, seasonally adjusted, and rose 2.7 percent over the last 12 months, not seasonally adjusted.

        https://www.bls.gov/cpi/

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        1. Spiritus Mundi   21 hours ago

          Lol

          https://x.com/zerohedge/status/1945100012947427486?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1945100012947427486%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.zerohedge.com%2Fpersonal-finance%2Ftariff-ic-core-consumer-price-inflation-cooler-expected-june

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          1. Quicktown Brix   20 hours ago

            Despite the attempted spin in the title, the text includes the truth in the 1st paragraph.

            Expectations were for a modest acceleration in prices in June and headline Consumer Prices did just that rising 0.3% MoM (as expected) and +2.7% YoY (up from +2.4% prior and hotter than the +2.6% YoY expected)...

            https://www.zerohedge.com/personal-finance/tariff-ic-core-consumer-price-inflation-cooler-expected-june

            Here's a less biased take.

            Inflation Rose More Than Expected Last Month As Trump’s Tariffs Raise Prices

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            1. Spiritus Mundi   20 hours ago

              One says less then expected, one says more. Which is it? And will the correct answer move your opinion?

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              1. Quicktown Brix   19 hours ago

                The predicted inflation was 2.6% and the reported was 2.7% Only the Zerohedge title says less, but then says more (as I quoted above) in the body of the article.

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                1. Spiritus Mundi   18 hours ago

                  Talking about 2 different numbers, CPI and inflation.

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                  1. Quicktown Brix   18 hours ago

                    *rolls eyes*

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                  2. Nelson   17 hours ago

                    Wait, ZeroHedge is a partisan hack factory designed to deliver headlines the far right likes? Imagine everyone’s shock.

                    Next you’ll tell me that Rasmussen isn’t a reliable pollster.

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                    1. JesseAz (Prime Meanster of Sarcasia)   14 hours ago

                      Which information in the article was wrong dumdum?

                      And no it is not.

            2. Spiritus Mundi   20 hours ago

              Also, you should read all the way to the bottom and look at the chart before you answer.

              This is the 5th monthly 'miss' for Core CPI in a row - the sky is falling analyst crowd continues to be wrong...

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              1. Quicktown Brix   19 hours ago

                The words don't fit the picture.

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                1. Spiritus Mundi   18 hours ago

                  They fit it perfectly. You are looking at the wrong thing or not understanding what you are looking at.

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                  1. Quicktown Brix   17 hours ago

                    Do you buy food or energy?

                    The article is cherry picking which figures to highlight by excluding food and energy, then reporting the rise excluding food and energy is less than expected (0.2% actual vs. 0.3% expected), not mentioning that the expectation was an increase over the last few months anyway.

                    What was observed was that Core CPI increased slightly less than expected vs. total CPI which increased slightly more than expected. But, both increased.

                    Bottom line: inflation ticked up.

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                    1. Don't look at me! ( Is the war over yet?)   16 hours ago

                      We are doomed now.

                    2. Quicktown Brix   15 hours ago

                      DLAM caught the TDS!

                      It wouldn't be too bad if it wasn't on top of the COVID-Bidenflation and contrary to a campaign promise that was one of the main reasons Trump won.

          2. JesseAz (Prime Meanster of Sarcasia)   20 hours ago

            They cant help doubling down on stupid.

            Not lying when I say they are the exact same as climate alarmists. Facts dont matter. Evidence doesn't matter. Trust their wrong models.

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            1. Quicktown Brix   19 hours ago

              Facts like an increasing and higher than expected CPI?

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              1. Nelson   17 hours ago

                And the data-driven and largely accurate projections about climate change. Yes.

                According to the hard right, if projections about things they don’t like aren’t 100% right, it’s a hoax. But if projections about things that they do like are radically wrong, it’s the liberal media.

                Political fringe players feel no shame about constantly being wrong, they just blame someone else.

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                1. Square = Circle   16 hours ago

                  And the manufactured-data-driven and largely accurate not completely directionally wrong projections about climate change.

                  FTFY

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                2. JesseAz (Prime Meanster of Sarcasia)   14 hours ago

                  Lol. God damn. So you are fucking retarded. Glad you confirmed it.

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        2. Rev Arthur L kuckland (5-30-24 banana republic day)   20 hours ago

          Ohhh all urban consumers. I have noticed that in the hood stores, everything is locked up and you need to ask an employee to open it. I'm sure that hasn't effected prices

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          1. Quicktown Brix   20 hours ago

            That's the sample population always used for the CPI report.

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          2. Earth-based Human Skeptic   20 hours ago

            Yeah, the prices are higher but prison-style shopping discourages consumers so their 'basket of goods' is smaller.

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          3. JesseAz (Prime Meanster of Sarcasia)   20 hours ago

            And those dem policies in those urban centers have zero effect om urban center prices.

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            1. Nelson   16 hours ago

              You mean the policies in blue states, which have consistently created economically successful states with high per-capita incomes? As opposed to the policies in red states, which have consistently created poverty and poor education?

              The bottom half of pretty much every indicator of success (GDP, education, income, etc) is dominated by red states and has been for most of American history. The top half is dominated by blue states.

              How many decades of success will blue states have to have before they finally fail, as conservatives constantly claim is about to happen?

              How many Kansas-style supply-side disasters have to happen before conservatives notice it doesn’t work?

              How long will the bottom 1/3 of states have to be almost exclusively red states before someone says, “Gee, maybe Mississippi and Alabama are poverty-wracked failures because of their policies.”?

              This isn’t a new phenomenon. Red states have largely been the poorest, least-productive, net-takers in America since before I was born. When will conservatives admit that their policies are just inferior and start doing things that benefit their citizens?

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              1. charliehall   16 hours ago

                The nine poorest US states are all deep red.

                There are some well off red states: North Dakota (oil, #6), Nebraska (Warren Buffett, #7), Alaska (oil, #9), and Wyoming (coa, #15l). But every other state (12 out of 16) with above average GDP is blue. New York is #1 and MAGA loses its mind about that. #2 through #5 are Massachusetts, Washington, California, and Connecticut.

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                1. Red Rocks White Privilege   15 hours ago

                  The nine poorest US states are all deep red.

                  New Mexico is not deep red.

                  New York is #1 and MAGA loses its mind about that.

                  LOL, no. It's not a surprise that a state with the largest city in the country has the top economic status.

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                2. TrickyVic (old school)   15 hours ago

                  I would be curious how many of the poorest states require a balanced budget? I think the current NYS debt is around 62 Billion. If debt is subtracted, how would that list look?

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                3. rbike (Retardfinder@ Reason)   13 hours ago

                  Found two here. Jackpot!!!

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              2. Red Rocks White Privilege   15 hours ago

                You mean the policies in blue states, which have consistently created economically successful states with high per-capita incomes?

                So you're saying that New York and California were poor as shit before they became deep blue strongholds?

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              3. Red Rocks White Privilege   15 hours ago

                This isn’t a new phenomenon. Red states have largely been the poorest, least-productive, net-takers in America since before I was born. When will conservatives admit that their policies are just inferior and start doing things that benefit their citizens?

                When the fuck were you born, 2000?

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                1. JesseAz (Prime Meanster of Sarcasia)   13 hours ago

                  He is also relying on the retirees move to lower cost of living states like a standard leftist. He doesn't understand why that is a dumb thing to do.

                  Nelson is everything wrong with your standard leftist useful idiot. No thought. Just talking points he hasn't taken even 5 minutes to research.

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              4. JesseAz (Prime Meanster of Sarcasia)   14 hours ago

                Wow. So many false leftist talking points in one retarded comment. Thanks Maddow!

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  16. Earth-based Human Skeptic   21 hours ago

    'But vast swaths of the degree-seeking American public aren't poor; so why are federal dollars subsidizing them at all?'

    Cuz Democracy! I mean, why even let everyone vote unless they can get some sweet government goodies?

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    1. Rev Arthur L kuckland (5-30-24 banana republic day)   21 hours ago

      You can have my student loan money to get a degree in intersecrional indiginous rapper arts when you pry it from my cold finger paint covered hands

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      1. Earth-based Human Skeptic   20 hours ago

        That gives me an idea. Let's offer student financial aid in hunger games style. Campus life would get more exciting, and college students (the ones that survive) would learn some confidence and emotional resilience.

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        1. Quo Usque Tandem   18 hours ago

          I would pay, good money $, to see that.

          Might even agree with AT on a subsidized stadium to host it.

          Damn that's a great idea!

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      2. JesseAz (Prime Meanster of Sarcasia)   20 hours ago

        Democrats and Mike are already upset Trump is capping fed backed student loans.

        https://thepostmillennial.com/feds-cut-back-on-offering-student-loans

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    2. Nelson   16 hours ago

      It’s like no one notices that the price of higher education rises at the rate of subsidies, not the rate of inflation. Gee, I wonder how that happens?

      Subsidies (including cheap loans) do nothing but drive up the prices of whatever is being subsidized. It isn’t rocket science.

      Why is college so expensive? Because it’s subsidized.

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      1. JesseAz (Prime Meanster of Sarcasia)   13 hours ago

        Which group leads the increase of those subsidies? Is it your precious democrats you're hyping above?

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        1. See Double You   13 hours ago

          Give him credit for stating the correct diagnosis.

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  17. Fist of Etiquette   21 hours ago

    Oh no, the influencers are coming for Congress.

    Lobbyists vs influencers.

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  18. Fist of Etiquette   21 hours ago

    Somewhat unexpectedly, President Donald Trump yesterday "announced new weapons for Ukraine on Monday...

    Putin's puppet goes rogue.

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  19. Chumby   21 hours ago

    Release the list!

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    1. Don't look at me! ( Is the war over yet?)   21 hours ago

      Geez, it was on my desk a minute ago, now it’s gone!

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    2. Spiritus Mundi   21 hours ago

      *waves hand*

      This is not the list you are looking for.

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    3. Use the Schwartz   20 hours ago

      Data ≠ List
      Friends ≠ Clients
      Electronic ≠ Physical

      Therefore there is no Epstein Client List on my desk. Epstein killed himself 'cause he was sad, and Maxwell is in Federal prison for fun.

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    4. InsaneTrollLogic (Muting Sarc like he mutes us)   20 hours ago

      We’ve been asking Sarc that for years.

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      1. GOD OF PENGUIN ISLAND   20 hours ago

        I assumed that’s who he was talking to?

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      2. JesseAz (Prime Meanster of Sarcasia)   19 hours ago

        At least Hihn knew enough to post his list.

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        1. Mother's Lament - (Sarc's a Nazi, not even joking)   19 hours ago

          Rest in peace, sweet prince.

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        2. Chumby   18 hours ago

          SNICKERS

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        3. Dillinger   17 hours ago

          snort.

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    5. Chuck the Sarcasm Police   20 hours ago

      Sacasmic's list? I thought the consensus was that Sarc never actually mutes anyone.

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      1. Mother's Lament - (Sarc's a Nazi, not even joking)   19 hours ago

        Yes, but he still has a list so he can tell people they're muted, and so when he replies he can claim that the browser logged him out, or "I just unmuted you to see if they have anything of value to say but I was wrong".

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    6. Earth-based Human Skeptic   20 hours ago

      Hey, what don't you guys understand about the Code of the Bordello? I mean, discretion (and really young girls) are the hallmark of upscale whore houses. Take those away, and what's left?

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  20. Minadin   21 hours ago

    "The department was originally created to raise educational standards, promote equity, and improve national competitiveness."

    (My Emphasis)

    I know it's a quote, but equity wasn't a civil rights term back when the department was created. That's recent woke newspeak. Equality, maybe.

    Unless the equity they were creating was in the endowments of the nation's universities.

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    1. VinniUSMC   17 hours ago

      Unless the equity they were creating was in the endowments of the nation's universities.

      In that case, they've done really well! By any other metric, fucking bombed.

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  21. Earth-based Human Skeptic   21 hours ago

    "The department was originally created to raise educational standards, promote equity, and improve national competitiveness. After all that time and money, have we seen much progress? Not really."

    No progress? What about the political influence of local and national teachers unions? And the growth of DEI and other progressive propaganda? Have you even been to Chicago?

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    1. Rev Arthur L kuckland (5-30-24 banana republic day)   21 hours ago

      "teachers" want to push dei and faggotry because they are uneducated illiterate retards incapable of teaching anything of value.

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      1. Earth-based Human Skeptic   20 hours ago

        Uneducated illiterate retards or useful idiots?

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        1. Rev Arthur L kuckland (5-30-24 banana republic day)   19 hours ago

          Both?

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    2. Nelson   16 hours ago

      “ Have you even been to Chicago?”

      I literally just got back. Fantastic city, great food, clean, vibrant, and overflowing with cultural attractions. It’s one of my favorite cities.

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      1. Rev Arthur L kuckland (5-30-24 banana republic day)   15 hours ago

        Hahaha haha that was a good one. Chicago sucks, glad I got out of there

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      2. Chumby   15 hours ago

        https://www.chicagotribune.com/2025/07/14/chicago-homicides-2025/

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      3. JesseAz (Prime Meanster of Sarcasia)   13 hours ago

        False.

        Well based on your opinions above, you probably enjoyed it because you were told to enjoy it. It has few redeeming qualities.

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      4. rbike (Retardfinder@ Reason)   13 hours ago

        Did you park there? Obviously not.

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      5. InsaneTrollLogic (Muting Sarc like he mutes us)   10 hours ago

        Unfortunately, Chicago is also overflowing with Fucking Illinois Bastards aka FIBs.

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  22. Fist of Etiquette   21 hours ago

    There is a reality show on HBOMax where people forced to live like 1880s homesteaders and it takes 20 minutes for someone to start crying lol...

    YOU HAVE DIED OF DYSENTERY.

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    1. Don't look at me! ( Is the war over yet?)   21 hours ago

      The Wi-Fi was just terrible back then.

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      1. Earth-based Human Skeptic   20 hours ago

        Wifi? Um, the pioneers had to use dial-up modems.

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        1. TrickyVic (old school)   19 hours ago

          How many taps on the can do I have to do to get a handshake?

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        2. Quicktown Brix   18 hours ago

          My great great great grandfather died waiting for a jpeg of Annie Oakley to load pixel by pixel down to the bare ankles.

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    2. mad.casual   21 hours ago

      The sobs of "Libertarians" unable to handle funding the government with tariffs and keeping all their income.

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    3. Sometimes a Great Notion   21 hours ago

      My oxen died attempting to ford the river. And there was no safe space or grief counselor in site.

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      1. Rev Arthur L kuckland (5-30-24 banana republic day)   21 hours ago

        That okay, you then contracted cholora and died.

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      2. Gaear Grimsrud   19 hours ago

        Emotional support oxen?

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    4. GOD OF PENGUIN ISLAND   20 hours ago

      Terry’s a bitch!

      (Terry shoots you)

      YOU HAVE DIED OF DISSING TERRY!

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    5. Red Rocks White Privilege   19 hours ago

      The funny thing is that PBS already did this over 20 years ago with "Frontier House."

      The whole series was really interesting just in watching the families adapt to living in that time period, with the upper middle class family providing most of the drama. The dad ended up dropping so much weight, so fast, that they brought in a doctor to make sure it was just the process of having an 1880s lifestyle rather than a parasite or malnourishment (which, the latter in particular was quite common in frontier families). Their kids turned practically feral and did a lot of the stuff that kids from that time did once their chores were finished.

      The family were also caught cheating quite a bit because they were too used to living with modern conveniences. To be fair, back then they also would have hunted quite a bit to supplement their diet, and they weren't permitted to do that during the show. Whether they would have actually shot and properly dressed anything is open to debate, obviously.

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      1. GOD OF PENGUIN ISLAND   19 hours ago

        “Whether they would have actually shot and properly dressed anything is open to debate, obviously.”

        That’s why I like Naked and Afraid XL.

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        1. Vernon Depner   17 hours ago

          New series: 600 Pounds, Naked, and Alone

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      2. Fats of Fury   18 hours ago

        Two of the teenage girls were crying, shedding real tears, because they couldn't us make-up.

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        1. Red Rocks White Privilege   18 hours ago

          Which is kind of a stupid rule, to be honest. Makeup was not unknown on the frontier, it's just they probably wouldn't have had much beyond some kind of powdered blush or perfume for going to church on Sundays. True frontier living, where people were extremely isolated in remote wilderness areas, was actually pretty rare even then. Most families lived within ten miles of a town since that was about a day's travel.

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    6. Nelson   16 hours ago

      Excellent Oregon Trail reference!

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  23. Earth-based Human Skeptic   21 hours ago

    'Pirate Wires on the future of logistics: What if "thing pipes" completely transform delivery?'

    Meh. Star Trek replicator or nothing.

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    1. VinniUSMC   17 hours ago

      Pipedream seems like a pipe dream.

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  24. mad.casual   21 hours ago

    Anthropic, the artificial intelligence company founded by ex-OpenAI employees, unveils "Claude for Financial Services," which is "designed to help analysts conduct market research, handle due diligence and make investment decisions," according to Bloomberg.

    A stochastic/supply chain attack so obvious I would be astounded if Grok, ChatGPT, etc. wouldn't recognize it out of the gate. What was "You *will* build back better, ESG harder, drive less than 300 mi. from your walkable city, own nothing, sleep in pods, and eat bugs." will become "The AI we trained on our own opinions is telling us that 'It's just really popular.' to build back better, ESG, drive less than 300 mi. from your walkable city, own nothing, sleep in pods, and eat bugs."

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  25. Sometimes a Great Notion   21 hours ago

    Somewhat unexpectedly

    Not really, Trump loves a deal but Putin won't deal since the aim is to take all of Ukraine and he's winning - slowly but time is on his side. Trump claimed he could get the deal done quickly, so now needs to double down and try to force Putin to the table. Probably won't work though, since Putin's goal is to take control of all of Ukraine and sanctions haven't stop Russia yet.

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    1. InsaneTrollLogic (Muting Sarc like he mutes us)   20 hours ago

      Please cite where Putin wants all of Ukraine. Last I looked, it was just the Russian and Russian-speaking populations in the eastern part of the country such as the Donbas and Crimea (which was a part of Russia until the 50s).

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      1. Earth-based Human Skeptic   20 hours ago

        Hey, citing history that predates whenever some eager activist warrior went to college and became aware of global injustice is racist!

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      2. Sometimes a Great Notion   19 hours ago

        If he just wants the Eastern provinces, he controls them now so why not end the war if those are his only goals?

        As for a cite, not sure I can provide that. But I'd point to the Tucker interview where he spent the first half of the interview explaining Russia has a historical claim to Ukraine starting with Rurik and bring out the historical paperwork showing Russian ownership of the whole.

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        1. Mother's Lament - (Sarc's a Nazi, not even joking)   19 hours ago

          Because the Ukrainian military keeps on attacking the Russians in those provinces. I'm not criticizing the Ukraine for that, but you wanted a reason.

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          1. Gaear Grimsrud   19 hours ago

            As long as Zelenski is in charge Putin will continue to occupy the whole country but he doesn't want to own it. Z is a grifter and a dictator who would lose badly in an honest election. He will cling to power for as long as he can and he doesn't care how many dead Ukrainians it takes.

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            1. Sometimes a Great Notion   18 hours ago

              I don't know, if Z were as big a grifter and as despised as you say, Ukrainians probably would have surrendered in mass at some point by now - elections be damned.

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              1. VinniUSMC   17 hours ago

                That would only make sense if you assume that Ukrainians are only fighting for Zelenskyy and not for Ukraine (or against Russia).

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                1. Sometimes a Great Notion   16 hours ago

                  Fair enough. Though it does show they aren't dying just for Z to stay in power.

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              2. mad.casual   16 hours ago

                He's not grifting from them and just look around at how far a few, well-paid zealous nutjobs can steer things.

                I mean, even if you didn't think Ukraine knew about and perpetrated the destruction of NS 1 and 2, why are we even involved again?

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          2. Sometimes a Great Notion   19 hours ago

            Probably not the best idea if you have the financier/arms supplier of the war offering peace to stick a finger in their eye with attacks on civilian targets in Kiev, then. Just hit the military positions and Trump wouldn't be threatening 3rd party sanctions and would be putting the screws to Z to settle instead. That is if Putin only wants the Eastern provinces.

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            1. Vernon Depner   17 hours ago

              Putin wants the Soviet Union back. If he lives long enough to take all of Ukraine, he won't stop there.

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        2. charliehall   16 hours ago

          Mexico has a historic claim to Texas, New Mexico, Arizona, California, Nevada, and Utah. If it invaded and quickly occupied all six states, should the US try to throw the Mexicans out?

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          1. JesseAz (Prime Meanster of Sarcasia)   13 hours ago

            26 years worth of a claim. Lol. Fucking dumbass.

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          2. rbike (Retardfinder@ Reason)   13 hours ago

            Found one.

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      3. Red Rocks White Privilege   19 hours ago

        I'd say his goals are less taking back the entire country or even the Donbas, as opposed to just fighting a typical Slav war of attrition until he can get his own puppet back in charge of things, versus the current EU/Kaganite puppet Zelensky.

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        1. Sometimes a Great Notion   19 hours ago

          Fair enough, puppet probably still works for him as well.

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          1. Gaear Grimsrud   19 hours ago

            Ukraine had a neutral government before Nuland fucked it up.

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            1. Sometimes a Great Notion   18 hours ago

              They had Putins guy in there. Remember it was Putin who first tried to stage a "coup" when in 2004 he attempted the assassination of Yushenko, well before Nuland. And that was during the Bush years, when Putin had a soul and America was working with them in our common cause against Islamist.

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              1. Red Rocks White Privilege   18 hours ago

                The mid-2000s certainly seems to be the point where the State Department realized, "shit, this guy might actually be serious about not being an American vassal."

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                1. charliehall   16 hours ago

                  Yeah make America less strong again.

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                  1. Red Rocks White Privilege   15 hours ago

                    Yeah, neocon vermin get pissed when countries put citizens ahead of foreigners.

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      4. Nelson   16 hours ago

        “ Last I looked, it was just the Russian and Russian-speaking populations in the eastern part of the country such as the Donbas and Crimea (which was a part of Russia until the 50s).”

        Sure, sure, sure. And they invaded because of Nazis, not conquest. There are none so blind as those who will not see.

        You are ignoring the fact that all of those areas are Ukrainian land, and have been since the Soviet Union failed.

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        1. JesseAz (Prime Meanster of Sarcasia)   13 hours ago

          So they were soviet prior? Work it out slowly buddy. Your argument is retarded and has no logical reference. But you are a globalist spewing whatever they tell you to spew. US has no concern either way.

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          1. Chuck the Sarcasm Police   12 hours ago

            We are not supposed to know that Ukraine did not exist as a sovereign nation before the Soviet Union, that the region was conquered by the Russians more than 130 years prior (Catherine the Great annexed the Crimea in 1783), or that Ukraine is a Russian word that means "the borderlands", which is why it was always referred to as "the Ukraine" until just recently.

            We have always been at war with East Asia, Eurasia is our ally.

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      5. JFree   15 hours ago

        Putin's essay in July 2021 - before he invaded Ukraine - where the essay starts out I said that Russians and Ukrainians were one people – a single whole. These words were not driven by some short-term considerations or prompted by the current political context. It is what I have said on numerous occasions and what I firmly believe.

        Your ilk doesn't remotely understand what that even means or how to interpret that essay. But it fits completely with all the 'negotiating positions' that Putin has taken since then - and less honestly since maybe 2005. Ukraine cannot exist as anything other than a puppet. If it is not a puppet, the very desire of Ukrainians to not be a puppet of Russia - to identify as Ukrainian rather than Little Russian (what he calls MaloRussian) - is an expression of Naziism and is thus a threat to Russia. The only acceptable 'border' of 'Ukraine' is the 1918 border of the 'Ukrainian People's Republic' that was declared to be part of RUSSIA (pending a civil war).

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        1. Chuck the Sarcasm Police   12 hours ago

          Who established the 'Ukrainian People's Republic'?

          Even Wikipedia can't cover it up:

          The Cossack Hetmanate emerged in central Ukraine in the 17th century but was partitioned between Russia and Poland before being absorbed by the Russian Empire in the late 19th century. Ukrainian nationalism developed and, following the Russian Revolution in 1917, the short-lived Ukrainian People's Republic was formed. The Bolsheviks consolidated control over much of the former empire and established the Ukrainian Soviet Socialist Republic, which became a constituent republic of the Soviet Union in 1922.

          The Bolsheviks. Who immediately sold out and joined Lenin's USSR and instigated the Holodomor. What a proud legacy! From aristocracy to communism to oligarchy. Corrupt from time immemorial.

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  26. Rev Arthur L kuckland (5-30-24 banana republic day)   21 hours ago

    "I love Emma camps tak on"
    Said no libritarian ever

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    1. Spiritus Mundi   21 hours ago

      Do you think she ever got that drink?

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    2. Chumby   21 hours ago

      Seems like you’re not in Emma’s camp.

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      1. Rev Arthur L kuckland (5-30-24 banana republic day)   21 hours ago

        I wouldn't mind to be, she is kind of hot

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        1. mad.casual   20 hours ago

          I don't know you, but she's into the kind of guys who pay way too much to have fake milk delivered from Amazon.

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        2. Dillinger   19 hours ago

          the marine biologist or the editor?

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  27. Spiritus Mundi   21 hours ago

    A tale of two headlines, or experiments in conformation bias:

    Tariff-ic! Core Consumer Price Inflation Cooler Than Expected In June

    Vs.

    Huge blow to Trump's economy as prices leap for everyday Americans

    Everybody to your respective corners.

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    1. Rev Arthur L kuckland (5-30-24 banana republic day)   21 hours ago

      I'm glad no inflation happened under the traitorous corrupt pedofile Joe biden

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    2. sarcasmic   21 hours ago

      It takes a special kind of idiot to believe that taxes make things cheaper.

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      1. InsaneTrollLogic (Muting Sarc like he mutes us)   20 hours ago

        It takes a special kind of idiot to keep coming here daily with the same tired, worn-out trolls.

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        1. Spiritus Mundi   20 hours ago

          Pushing the same feels while the price increase continues to fail to materialize in the data. Sarc is firmly in the 0.3% is a 'leap' camp.

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          1. sarcasmic   20 hours ago

            Just to be clear, you're claiming that taxes make things cheaper. Is that correct?

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            1. Spiritus Mundi   20 hours ago

              Thats your take? Your reading comprehension gets worse by the day.

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              1. sarcasmic   20 hours ago

                Thats your take?

                It sure looks like it. Your claim is that because there wasn't as much inflation as some cherry-picked "experts" predicted, tariffs didn't cause any increase in prices. But that ignores the fact that there was inflation. It's the same as baseline budget mentality. "We were expecting a 5% increase in the budget but it only increased by 4%. That means it went down by a percent!" It's a lie. Plain and simple. Not sure if you're peddling a lie on purpose, or if you're so damn loyal and stupid that you believe it.

                Regardless you're well on your way to becoming a Democrat. Taxes cause economic growth. Less than expected inflation means prices didn't go up. That's no surprise being that your Dear Leader is an 80s Democrat.

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                1. JesseAz (Prime Meanster of Sarcasia)   20 hours ago

                  The experts you propped up in all tour arguments? Yes. They were wrong like you were.

                  Now you're trying to claim because there is inflation you were right despite the fact the Fed goal is 2% inflation. Instead of admitting you were wrong.

                  Then you use example numbers double what they actually are, because yoi again were wrong.

                  Then you project others being democrats despite the fact you are a Democrat.

                  Amusing.

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                2. Spiritus Mundi   18 hours ago

                  Poor sarc, always with the strawmen.

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                  1. sarcasmic   17 hours ago

                    I'm not making stuff up and then arguing against it like the girls on mute. I'm not arguing against anything. Just saying that you're a stupid fuck who believes any retarded thing that defends Trump. That includes believing some smarmy idiot who says that experts getting inflation predictions wrong is proof that tariffs don't raise prices. It's a ridiculously dumb argument from a ridiculously dumb person that only a ridiculously dumb Trump defender would believe, let alone promote.

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                    1. JesseAz (Prime Meanster of Sarcasia)   13 hours ago

                      Ive never seen you actually cite anything for your assertions except one time. Which agreed with those of us you were arguing against lol.

            2. JesseAz (Prime Meanster of Sarcasia)   20 hours ago

              I like how you keep changing your argument despite being wrong for months instead of just admitting you were wrong.

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              1. Spiritus Mundi   18 hours ago

                Being a democrat means you never after to admit to being wrong. Everybody already knows you are.

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      2. JesseAz (Prime Meanster of Sarcasia)   20 hours ago

        It takes a special kind of idiot to try this talking point after demanding 4T in raised income taxes over 10 years.

        To think you were going with less corporate profits last week because prices werent climbing like you predicted, now back to prices again.

        Can't keep your own idiocy consistent.

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    3. Super Scary   19 hours ago

      "https://www.dailymail.co.uk/yourmoney/article-14907329/blow-trumps-economy-inflation-prices-grocery.html"

      I'm not going to listen to what a bunch of red coats have to say.

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    4. Nelson   16 hours ago

      Well, one of them is ZeroHedge, so that one is a cherry-picking mischaracterization. That’s what they do.

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      1. JesseAz (Prime Meanster of Sarcasia)   13 hours ago

        What was cherry picked? What was wrong?

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  28. Sevo, 5-30-24, embarrassment   21 hours ago

    "...But yesterday, the Supreme Court ruled that the administration may continue with its plans to fire vast numbers of Education Department employees..."

    The hits just keep on comin'.

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    1. Spiritus Mundi   21 hours ago

      Can't wait for Reason's excuse to bemoan the loss of these valued public servents. Probably focus on ESL and the plight of the sacred immigrant.

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      1. Gaear Grimsrud   18 hours ago

        Reason is clearly conflicted. There's nothing they love more than lefty district judges and judicial supremacy. But they've been claiming for years that the DOE should be abolished. Now they have to acknowledge the libertarian moment while making sure Orangeman doesn't get any credit.

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      2. JesseAz (Prime Meanster of Sarcasia)   18 hours ago

        Reason in December: dismantle everything
        Reason since Jan 20th: no cuts, no audits, no firing

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  29. Marshal   20 hours ago

    There is a reality show on HBOMax where people forced to live like 1880s homesteaders and it takes 20 minutes for someone to start crying lol

    When people think of life in different times they instinctively place themselves in the elite. Because of that they don't understand how hard life used to be.

    For example consider how feminists rant about historical marriage being a political and property arrangement. Those were considerations for the .1% of the population who were aristocrats. But something like 95% of the population were peasants whose marriage options were limited to the 100 or so geographically closest unmarried and of-age members of the opposite sex. Marriage wasn't a dynastic management tool except in the tiny number of instances people focus on specifically because they were uniquely politically meaningful.

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    1. Earth-based Human Skeptic   20 hours ago

      And those peasants had to survive with only two genders!

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    2. mad.casual   19 hours ago

      For example consider how feminists rant about historical marriage being a political and property arrangement.

      When I think of objective interpretations of history "feminists" (and other modern social activism) is actually a lot lower on my list than "HBOMax".

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    3. Super Scary   19 hours ago

      "When people think of life in different times they instinctively place themselves in the elite."

      This line of thinking is also why those Handmaid's Tale protesters always dress in red instead of brown.

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    4. Vernon Depner   17 hours ago

      of-age members of the opposite sex

      And not yet of-age wasn't a dealbreaker. Nor was sharing a grandparent or two.

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  30. TJJ2000   19 hours ago

    "entry of the federal government into the student loan business has massively, criminally driven up the cost of college over the last few decades"

    Indeed as it is with every [Na]tional So[zi]alist bureaucracy.
    Armed THEFT does NOT make sh*t more affordable.
    No matter how many times leftards try to sell you their BS criminal lie.

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  31. Dillinger   19 hours ago

    >>When President Donald Trump took office, the federal Department of Education had about 4,000 employees

    Carter's xo clearly violated rules against perpetuities ... or something

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  32. Dillinger   19 hours ago

    >>useful reading for all Zoomers who are afraid of drinking and other people.

    what da holy fuq kind of stupid party has tea-totaling anxiety-ridden children? you people really missed out on the 70s through the 90s

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  33. I, Woodchipper   19 hours ago

    The Department of Education, according to The New York Times, "manages federal loans for college, tracks student achievement and enforces civil rights laws in schools." We don't actually need any of those functions as currently done. Let me explain.

    No need. It's self-evident.

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    1. Dillinger   19 hours ago

      lol no thank you.

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  34. Dillinger   19 hours ago

    hey! your good buddy Dave Smith has a new friend in Charlie Kirk are you going to just asking questions Chuck?

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  35. Dillinger   19 hours ago

    >>Oh no, the influencers are coming for Congress.

    popular elections and short-lived terms are what Congress is for.

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  36. Bruce Hayden   19 hours ago

    The DoEd was created to appease the Teachers’ unions. Their minions destroyed te Ives of a generation when they refused to go to work because of COVID-19 for a couple of years. This of that - a two year fully paid part time vacation that destroyed the education of millions of kids. Instead of teaching the three Rs, they spend it teaching homosexuality and pushing their charges to be permanently sterilized in the name of gender dystrophy. Maybe their charges, the students, would be better off without the revolving door between their unions and their department. Throw in that their union leadership are some of the most radial opponents of Trump and his Administration.

    Bye! Bye! Not a minute too soon.

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    1. JesseAz (Prime Meanster of Sarcasia)   18 hours ago

      Carters expansion of federal jobs, bureaucracy, and employees did as much damage to the country as FDR and is a reason the Feds are so large. But he continued Fords airline deregulation and home brewing so he is dreamy or something.

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  37. Dillinger   19 hours ago

    >>There is a reality show on HBOMax where people forced to live like 1880s homesteaders and it takes 20 minutes for someone to start crying lol

    Simpsons did it. Squiggy died.

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  38. Mother's Lament - (Sarc's a Nazi, not even joking)   19 hours ago

    Prog "progress" never stops.

    Yes, They Are Trying To Turn Babies Gay

    The irony is that it’s a lesbian couple filming this, and they think it’s too much.
    “Bro, I think we’re losing gay marriage pretty soon. I think this is going to go so far it’s going to radicalize. It’s going to make people fucking hate gay people again. Trying to push on literal fucking babies.”

    This is less to do with gay people and more to do with "queer" people and "allies".

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    1. Red Rocks White Privilege   19 hours ago

      This is less to do with gay people and more to do with "queer" people and "allies".

      This is ultimately what it boils down to. There was enough propaganda in pop culture in the 80s and 90s to eventually break down the resistance to gay marriage. They've been trying to run the same playbook for pedophilia, trannyism, and gender dysphoria for about 15 years now, but they're encountering a far more significant backlash because they're specifically targeting kids.

      As Andrew Sullivan noted, the result of this is that the entire gay movement is being discredited and support for even gay marriage is starting to tank. Unlike the 80s after the AIDS crisis kicked off, they didn't kick their NAMBLA/pedo contingent to the curb, they demanded that everyone accept that convincing kids they are gay, or "born in the wrong body" was the next step in their stupid gender marxist revolution. And of course they act completely, and insincerely, flabbergasted when this blatant brainwashing is called out, which doesn't help their credibility at all when everyone can see their classrooms, check their assignments, and pull up their social media.

      And the irony is that this might have actually gone on mostly unnoticed if these spastic commie teachers hadn't insisted on doing class from Zoom for two years, which provided parents with a real-time view of what they were really teaching, or the queer cult in general weren't posting their mental illnesses all over TikTok for Chaya Raichak to repost.

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      1. Red Rocks White Privilege   19 hours ago

        To sum up, "these people want you broke, dead, your children raped and brainwashed, and they think it's funny."

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      2. mad.casual   18 hours ago

        There was enough propaganda in pop culture in the 80s and 90s to eventually break down the resistance to gay marriage. They've been trying to run the same playbook for pedophilia, trannyism, and gender dysphoria for about 15 years now, but they're encountering a far more significant backlash because they're specifically targeting kids.
        ...
        Unlike the 80s after the AIDS crisis kicked off, they didn't kick their NAMBLA/pedo contingent to the curb, they demanded that everyone accept that convincing kids they are gay, or "born in the wrong body" was the next step in their stupid gender marxist revolution.

        Specifically false. See Anita Bryant and The Boston/Boise Affair.

        Transgender/sexual activism, the whole AWFL vs. Blacks, Trannies vs. TERFs, Gold-star 'born this way' homosexuals vs. hedonist bisexuals, homosexuals aren't deviants/pedophiles has been there, plainly documented, for over 50 yrs. at this point.

        None of this is new. All of this "gay community" vs. "tranny pedophile community" is pettifogging. The same stupid stochastic pettifogging that acts like "the black community" isn't disproportionately responsible for more crime. Even at this point it should be blatantly obvious that the problem with "Don't ask, don't tell." wasn't the number of people asking, it was the number of people who wanted to tell.

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        1. Red Rocks White Privilege   17 hours ago

          Specifically false. See Anita Bryant and The Boston/Boise Affair.

          What? That was the late 70s. The 80s and 90s featured shit like Liz Taylor being a huge gay rights proponent, Growing Pains have a "very special episode" on AIDS, Ryan Murphy and Arthur Ashe dying from accidental blood contamination, Tom Hanks having a loving relationship with Antonio Banderas, Clueless turning the Frank Churchill character from Emma into a gay fop, the revival of Freddie Mercury, Enrique Vasquez hanging out with Angela Chase and Rayanne Graff in the girls bathroom, and Steve Zahn's character on Reality Bites revealing his parents kicked him out of the house because he was gay.

          Gay marriage never would have gotten the support it eventually did if it hadn't been for that intensive propaganda effort by mass media during the time, and if gays had been openly stating, "we're coming for your children" like they do now.

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          1. mad.casual   17 hours ago

            I should've more clearly cited "They've been trying to run the same playbook for pedophilia, trannyism, and gender dysphoria for about 15 years now".

            The Boston/Boise Affair was in '78 and contains the whole punchlist (Don't believe your lying eyes, They weren't carrying membership cards, It's not as bad as you say, It's not happening but it would be good if it were, Democrats and social liberals were doing it but the real problem was right-wing conservatism, irrelevant details don't fit-you must acquit, etc., etc., etc.) of the modern Schrödinger/Stochastic Activism hallmarks.

            They've been running the same playbook for 50 yrs. or more. The 80s was just a string of enough forward momentum to kick an extra point.

            I mean, FFS:

            But as the cases unfolded it became clear that many of the facts and accusations were fabricated. Most of the men didn't know each other. There was no sex ring. The vast majority of the accused men had had sex with one of two fifteen-year-old hustlers from Revere, Massachusetts, sometimes in the apartment of a man named Richard Peluso. Peluso had been having sex with local boys in Revere for fifteen years and was arrested on child molestation charges in June 1977, six months before the sex ring indictments. None of the boys involved was under thirteen.

            There was no sex ring, just a bunch of guys having sex with two underage boys in the apartment of a convicted sex offender who, upon questioning his other victims, somehow mysteriously identified two dozen other unrelated guys who were having sex with minor boys in the same apartment.

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            1. mad.casual   17 hours ago

              And all of this would've been a slam dunk against not just the individuals or an "alleged" sex ring, but The Church and Scouts in those later contexts. Two dozen unrelated priests having sex with a 15 yr. old in the apartment of a priest convicted of molestation going back over 15 yrs.??!?!? GTFO!

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              1. Red Rocks White Privilege   15 hours ago

                Never even mind those two organizations--you see more sexual assault of children by teachers every year than was ever reported by the Scouts or Catholic Church. I can pull up several from Colorado alone just in the last year. It even happened at the first high school I attended to some of the boys from my graduating class.

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            2. Red Rocks White Privilege   15 hours ago

              I'll concur that these freaks have been trying to redefine and in some cases completely erase the notions of minor designation for a long time. I believe Gayle Rubin or Judith Butler made the argument that trying to suppress pedophilia was oppressive because pedophiles were classed in the same deviant definitions by normies as gay people. Well, yeah, no shit, because there was a lot of pedophilia in the gay movement. Even George Takei admitted that he was groomed.

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    2. Gaear Grimsrud   18 hours ago

      I'm sorry but gay people own this whether they like it or not. They enjoy outsized political influence that they can use for good or evil. Right now the evil is becoming mainstream.

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    3. GOD OF PENGUIN ISLAND   18 hours ago

      Nuh uh!

      — Pedo Jeffy

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    4. mad.casual   18 hours ago

      This is less to do with gay people and more to do with "queer" people and "allies".

      Then why do the two girls in the TikTok video preface their opinion with the irrelevant fact that they're lesbians if not to explicitly say or point out that *those* wrong people are free riding on *their* social movement?

      Again, the whole Marxist, Racist, Orientation, Identity play was all together in the same place at the same time at the same rallies as Stonewall and even on the opposite side as further back during The Lavender Scare. The idea that now, only the trannies are out of line, like no one ever compared gay marriage to miscegenation or insisted that homosexuality wasn't a choice but bisexuality and transexuality is, is horseshit.

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    5. Medulla Oblongata   18 hours ago

      https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/james-carville-has-reached-his-wit-s-end-with-dems-identity-politics-obsession/ar-AA1Im6v8

      James Carville Has Reached His Wit’s End With Dems’ Identity Politics Obsession

      Democrats have repeatedly pushed DEI agendas, including in the government under former President Joe Biden’s administration. In response to a “Politics War Room” listener’s question asking why Democrats are “fighting so hard for DEI,” Carville asserted the premise of the question was wrong, claiming it is now a universal belief that DEI is disastrous — before clarifying his criticism was broader than just DEI.

      “They don’t [fight for DEI]. And everybody is trying to get away from it. I read a story, [Democratic New York Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez] AOC has scrubbed her site of pronouns,” Carville said. “Everybody knows this has been a big, giant, massive disaster. So there are two kinds of people in this debate. There are people like me that said, ‘This is a disaster and we’re still trying to wash the stench of this shit off. Every year that goes by, we get a little bit of a less stench. It was really stupid.'”

      “Then you have people say, ‘Well, it probably wasn’t that great an idea, but no one talks about it, so it didn’t hurt us in the election.’ Bullshit, it hurt us in the election,” he continued. “The whole thing hurt us. It hurt the image of the party. No one that I know of is really promoting this crap anymore. Maybe it’s some couple of museums and foundations. That’s about all that’s left for this nonsense.”

      “The DEI was conflating that with a lot of the identity movement … you had these people coming up saying how not to be this and they were shaking companies down. They were doing seminars on how to not be a racist and stuff,” he added. “And people resented it. And I can understand that. No one wants to sit on a Saturday morning being mandated to be told that you’re some kind of awful human being. That part was definitely a racket. But I generally want to be clear — I’m generally supportive of any effort to bring more diversity to the organization.”

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      1. JesseAz (Prime Meanster of Sarcasia)   18 hours ago

        James should drag them through the trailer park.

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      2. mad.casual   18 hours ago

        AOC has scrubbed her site of pronouns

        LOL. Only 30% sure her website doesn't read like an untouched book of Mad Libs.

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        1. Dillinger   13 hours ago

          booger!

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    6. Medulla Oblongata   18 hours ago

      https://www.spiked-online.com/2025/07/15/is-the-new-york-times-turning-against-the-trans-lobby/

      Is liberal America finally rousing itself from its trans-rights fever dream? One hopeful sign is the recent publication in the New York Times of an excoriating critique of the trans lobby’s attempt to defend ‘gender-affirming healthcare for children’ in the US Supreme Court.

      The pivotal moment in the hearing came when Chase Strangio – the lawyer for the civil-rights group the American Civil Liberties Union (ACLU), one of the plaintiffs in the case – was pressed by the Supreme Court on her assertion that the administration of puberty blockers prevented suicide. This dodgy claim has underpinned the LGBTQ+ lobby’s advocacy of medicalising children who think they are trans (or whose status-conscious parents have convinced them to believe they are) for more than two decades. Yet under questioning, Strangio – a woman who ‘identifies’ as a man – was forced to admit that suicide among supposedly trans adolescents is so rare that it is nearly impossible to comprehensively research. In other words, one of the main reasons cited by trans campaigners to medicalise children is a lie.

      The tone of the New York Times’s summary of the case is worth mentioning. In the past, it had treated Strangio reverentially. Yet this article positively revels in the absurdity of statements she has made over the years – including her belief that ‘a penis is not a male body part. It’s just an unusual body part for… [a] woman.’ In other words, it was the first sign, after years of blind loyalty, that liberal America may be moving away from the closely held beliefs of the trans movement.

      Strangio was ridiculed again in the New York Times in a guest essay by gay-rights icon Andrew Sullivan. In a magisterial denunciation of the LGBTQ+ lobby, he highlighted its creepy obsession with children and its love of provocation for its own sake. The popularity of Sullivan’s article with readers suggests there may be a silent majority within liberal America that yearns to leave behind the performative grandstanding on ‘trans rights’ that characterised the Biden-Harris era. Certainly, polls show a majority of Democratic voters support Trump’s ban on males in women’s and girls’ sport.

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      1. Gaear Grimsrud   10 hours ago

        I heard that Chase is gay and also strangio.

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    7. Chumby   16 hours ago

      I got my gay nephew a plush toy akita and the toy didn’t like him.

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    8. GOD OF PENGUIN ISLAND   16 hours ago

      Speaking of Jeffy’s tribe:

      BREAKING: MORE TRANS VIOLENCE

      Zayn Edward Arcand a “genderfluid, polyamorous sometimes female” person was just arrested for allegedly trying to BURN DOWN Dickinson County, MI Republican Committee headquarters

      Arcand admitted to throwing the Molotov cocktail at the Republican Party office "to send a message against the corruption.”

      Arcand is charged with arson and manufacturing and possessing a Molotov cocktail.

      https://mobile.x.com/libsoftiktok/status/1945140365171863889

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      1. Chumby   15 hours ago

        Can’t believe she had the balls to attempt that!

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      2. Red Rocks White Privilege   15 hours ago

        Dude looks like a homeless methhead. Absolute nuclear level mental illness.

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  39. Chumby   18 hours ago

    Svetlana, eagle fly south in morning.

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    1. JesseAz (Prime Meanster of Sarcasia)   18 hours ago

      The goose does not drink the water. The goose drinks the vodka.

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  40. Vernon Depner   17 hours ago

    I would definitely pay-per-view if they would literally gut them.

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    1. Chumby   16 hours ago

      I have an idea that alligator island needs to have the gators marked so that wagers can be placed on them. House takes a 10% to help fund the detainment facility. Even have a pay-per-view option. Like Running Man.

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  41. Super Scary   16 hours ago

    "Maybe retvrning wouldn't be so great after all"

    Is this a typo or am I just behind on some sort of new slang?

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    1. Minadin   13 hours ago

      I think it's a play on 'TV' from people who have 'cut the cord'.

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  42. Medulla Oblongata   14 hours ago

    Well, how about that...bipartisanship...

    37 Democrats Break Ranks, Join GOP to Back Immigrant Deportation Bill

    Legislation from Alabama lawmakers, titled The Jeremy and Angel Seay and Sergeant Brandon Mendoza Protect Our Communities from DUIs Act of 2025, has been passed by the U.S. House 245-160.

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    1. Chuck the Sarcasm Police   13 hours ago

      The JASS BuMP OCD Act?

      Does the delegation from Alabama deny the existence of acronyms?

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  43. Chuck the Sarcasm Police   13 hours ago

    Oh, Reason, please never fix your shitty comment interface. I have learned so much from it.

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  44. jagjr   11 hours ago

    "The department was originally created to raise educational standards, promote equity, and improve national competitiveness. After all that time and money, have we seen much progress? Not really."

    no surprise we haven't seen progress. you've cited an inaccurate reason for the dept - it wasn't created for any of that. it was created to enhance the political power of education unions by giving them a department that they de facto controlled. it's done that very well - just look at the expenditure increases that are cited right after that.

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