Brickbat: Evil Twin

James Caban, the twin brother of then-New York City Police Commissioner Edward Caban, impersonated his brother to trick police into going easy on nightclubs and bars that paid protection money, according to a federal complaint. James Caban reportedly used his brother's name at the 34th Precinct in Washington Heights to stop raids on businesses breaking the law. The complaint alleges the precinct commander, Inspector Aneudy Castillo, let officers think he was his brother and made sure these businesses avoided police action.

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[AT]

“Any attempt to take legitimate enforcement action was met with swift interference, with Castillo and his associates making it clear that certain businesses were off limits to police oversight,” according to the complaint.

Isn't Reason, and especially Chaz here, expressly for that?

How about you ACAB NPCs? That's like your bread and butter, right?

Castillo secured loyalty from DiSanto and his driver, Police Officer Vincent Bracco, by paying them 40 hours of overtime a month “despite questionable assignments” while misusing overtime codes meant for anti-Israel protests

Ahh, so it wasn't just Muslim terrorists exploiting the Hamas Kids antics for their own ends. Is ANYONE still on their side at this point? (Besides Jew-hating Rob?)

His EEOC complaint cites discrimination by race and national origin and retaliation.

And he just lost any sympathy I just had for him as a whistleblower. Bruh, you were the department's ICO. Come on. It had nothing to DO with race/national origin and you know it.

[SQRLSY]

Isn't AT in favor of corruption, especially if shit thinks that shit will lead to Dear Leader sharing Spermy Daniels for a romp with shitself? Twat's in shit for MEEEE, anyway?

[AT]

I just figured it out. I just figured out the obsession.

Stormy Daniels is your mom, isn't she.

[Fist of Etiquette]

At least tell me the real chief got some of that protection money.

[mad.casual]

impersonated his brother to trick police into going easy on nightclubs and bars that paid protection money

The real problem is that he impersonated the wrong brother. He should've impersonated Beau Biden and then nobody would've asked any questions.

[The Margrave of Azilia]

Next, the police commissioner will show his family solidarity by turning himself in when his brother is convicted, while the brother becomes police commissioner. Then the real police commissioner changes his mind and decides he needs to escape and correct the situation. They could milk that theme for a multi-episode streaming series.

Of course, the audience will be constantly faked out by being confused about which brother is which.