America's Arctic Troops in Greenland Go To Diversity Training
The U.S. already has a base in one of the territories Trump covets. Here’s how the Americans stationed there are told to deal with the people who are actually from there.

Pituffik Space Base, formerly known as Thule Air Base, is one of the loneliest U.S. military assignments in the world. Built on Arctic permafrost, the base hosts 200 troops in Greenland's far north. Its closest neighbor is 75 miles away, a small town called Qaanaaq, population 646. Not that it matters, since the only ways in or out of the base are military flights and a ship that visits once a year.
"You can go to the bowling alley, go to the gym, the community center, I guess," First Lt. Matthew Smokovitz told Stars and Stripes in 2015. "It's like a rinse-and-repeat thing. It's so cold and so dark; where you gonna go?"
A few years ago, I thought it might be funny to file a Freedom of Information Act request for any diversity and sensitivity classes ("language, regional expertise, and culture training," in military jargon) that troops at Pituffik had to sit through. What neighbors would the training be for? Polar bears? But to my surprise, I received briefing slides on how to deal with Greenlandic contractors, which I first published on my Substack blog in 2022.
President-elect Donald Trump has been promising to take over Greenland, either by paying or threatening its colonial overlord Denmark. His former national security adviser Robert C. O'Brien says that the region will be "the critical battleground of the future" due to climate change opening new trade routes in the Arctic. But the diversity slideshow from Pituffik is a reminder that the United States already has a presence in Greenland, and a relationship with its people.
The U.S. military first moved into Greenland during World War II, when Denmark fell to a German invasion, and the Danish ambassador in Washington asked the United States to stop further Nazi advances. (It didn't hurt that Greenland was also a key source of cryolite, a mineral used in aluminum processing.) The U.S. Coast Guard took over the Danish outpost on Pituffik Glacier, which was named "Thule" for the icy northern frontier in Greek mythology.
After the war, American planners realized that Thule would be useful in a future nuclear war with the Soviet Union. The Danish authorities forcibly expelled the locals to Qaanaaq, making way for a massive military airport for U.S. bombers and reconnaissance jets. At its peak, Thule Air Base hosted over 10,000 troops and support staff.
Modern technology means that the same job can be done by fewer people. The spy planes were replaced by radar dishes and satellite uplinks. The base, which was renamed Pituffik Space Base in 2023 after the U.S. Space Force took over, now hosts only around 650 people. The majority of them are Greenlandic, Danish, and Canadian civilian contractors.
That's where diversity training comes in. Even though the Danish government pushed out locals to make way for the base, the U.S. military ended up bringing in more Greenlanders to help with day-to-day tasks on the base.
The briefing slideshow explains that Greenland's culture is more focused on "social conformity" than American culture, with little patience for individualism and "ambition." On the other hand, people in Greenland are more "bold, direct, straightforward," and there are "[n]o limitations to what you can joke about."
Almost all of the 60,000 people in Greenland are ethnically Inuit, although many of them also have Danish ancestry mixed in. The slideshow states that "Danish/Greenlandic relations are good, but occasionally can become sensitive."
In 1979, Greenland became an "autonomous country" under the Danish monarchy. Greenlanders have their own parliament and manage their own domestic affairs. (For example, even though Denmark belongs to the European Union, its laws and regulations don't apply in Greenland.) Denmark retains the final say over border control, monetary policy, and foreign relations.
There's an active debate on whether Greenland should pursue full independence. Around two-thirds of Greenlanders, including current Prime Minister Múte Egede, believe that the country should go its own way, especially as lucrative mineral resources are being unearthed. But even some independence advocates, such as former Prime Minister Kuupik Kleist, fear that the small country just isn't ready yet. Greenland still receives about half its government budget in subsidies from Denmark.
In any case, it seems likely that the United States will get what it wants. After all, an independent Greenland would need foreign investment to unlock those natural resources, and American companies are well-poised to provide it. In 2020, the Greenlandic and U.S. governments signed a set of agreements on military basing, mining, energy, and tourism.
Given that Greenlanders are already inclined to cooperate with the United States, why meddle in their independence debate? For Trump and his supporters, it seems to be a matter of pride before anything else.
"Our country was built by warriors and explorers. We tamed the West, won two World Wars, and were the first to plant our flag on the moon," the Republican-controlled House Foreign Affairs Committee wrote on social media. "President Trump has the biggest dreams for America and it's un-American to be afraid of big dreams."
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Does this article represent Reason's "Road to Zuckerberg" moment where suddenly everyone was always against DEI, always for the First Amendment, always against woke!
I was on record against WOKE DEI back in the 1970's when it was called Victimology. Those publications did not survive. I've constantly published in CityWatch against Pelosi's Identity Politics (now Wokeism) since 2014.
FB kicked me off a few times from putting up links to my CityWatch anti-Woke articles. You Tube, however, is far worse. It refuses to even say which comment offended them and the exclusion is for lifetime. Maybe it was for linking my article "Woke Is Wack" in a You Tube comment.
Even though I h of the Reason staff voted for it, however ‘strategically and reluctantly’.
Alaska is smaller (1.7M sq km vs 2.2M) but more populous (700K vs 56K). Texans will be pushed down to third place. Who will be the butt of more jokes, Alaskans or Texans, if Greenland becomes the 51st state?
Every country has a city they make fun of. In America, you make fun of Cleveland... in Soviet Union, we make fun of Cleveland.
Texas can chill.
Deep in the heart of Greenland means having two miles of ice overhead.
In Greenland, everyone can chill.
For those interested in what Trump is actually up to, read this:
Greenland = SQUIRREL!
It's all so obvious, Trump has zero subtlety, but like a certain drunken shitposter, most journalists want to be fooled, or at least pretend they are.
He's also making a claim on the arctic and the Panama Canal, for the benefit of Russia and China who have both been up to sketchy things in those places.
There's evidence that both the Russians and Chinese (independently, not together) have set up camps for a day or two in northern Greenland and Killiniq and the Button Islands. As for China's involvement in the Panama Canal we all know about that.
But the main reason he's doing it is distraction as outlined in the link.
Could you give us your first hand reaction to the annex Canada thing?
Both whether you like it, and whether it's to be taken literally, seriously, both or neither.
It's a joke, Mike. The only people who actually believe it are those who want to be angry with Trump about something, so he's given them something. The tariffs threat, yes, that could be a real problem for us, but the annexation stuff is Trump distracting the American press and everyone knows it. Including the press but they can't help themselves.
And, no. I don't want to be an American. A brother and sister did, and I have nieces and nephews, cousins, and aunts and uncles who are, and I like and admire America and visit it often both for work and for family, but I don't want to live there or be one.
I obviously detest America's elite on their left coasts and think that they are the single biggest existential threat to Canada and Canadians, and I don't talk about it much, but there's behaviors regular American's do that I don't mind in small doses but don't like otherwise.
And, no. I don't want to be an American.
I don't want you to be an American either. I'd rather give citizenship to the feces zoo workers have to scoop every day. Take it, put it in a giant blender, add some clay, make a figurine, and call it an anthropologist.
Obviously annexation of Canada isn't going to happen, but it's not clear to me that Trump's statements are trolling rather than a sign that his superego, which always was subnormal, is finally giving up the ghost as he ages.
Greenland was initially dismissed as a joke, but every day brings new evidence that he's not joking, and his supporters are now falling into their backup narrative that annexation is serious but dangling the military option is just a negotiating tool.
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Unlike sarcasmic, I'm an open borders and free speech guy. If you ever did want to come, you're welcome even if you insist on bringing your somewhat unfortunate opinions with you. My feeling about Canada is symmetric with yours: we really enjoy visiting and it's not a bad place but I wouldn't want to work and live there.
Unlike sarcasmic, I'm an open borders and free speech guy.
Huh? I just don't like him. Or anyone related to him. I wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire.
When Seward purchased Alaska from Russia, people called it Seward's Folly. Who's laughing now? There is no doubt that Greenland is important to America and America has the resources to support and defend Greenland. Certain things should be part of the purchase agreement.
1) Nancy Pelosi will never, ever under any circumstances be allow to step one foot in Greenland
2) WOKE DEI will be absolutely and positively forbidden.
3) The individual inalienable rights including Life, Liberty and Pursuit happiness will apply to each and every inhabitant of Greenland.
4) They get 2 voting Senators and 1 voting Representative in the House, unless and until its population increases enough to merit more representative.
5) Greenland becomes a STATE and not a mere territory like Puerto Rico or the Virgin Islands. (There is no reason to repeat prior errors.)
Are you expecting anyone here to agree or disagree with Item 4) prior to knowing whether Greenlanders are Democrats or Republicans?
2 and 3 conflict.
Not if he means the government. And there are probably some reasonable, freeish market arguments for stopping international financial cartels (who only exist via government collusion and obviously work for a global gov agenda) from developing a system of control over every “private” industry and institution in the land (ESG).
Gotta love trigger finger mittens.
The Manchurian Candidate by Richard Condon is more entertaining re America's troops "training" in Greenland.
Somebody understood the assignment.
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I have a significant amount of Danish heritage, my great grandfather migrated from there. All I know about him is he had a hankering for salt cod. Everything I know about Greenland I learned in the last week. Just another way in which Trump has enriched my life.
https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/212778/captain-duartes-salt-cod-cakes/
I've made similar recopies and you really need to soak the fish to get the salt out. Otherwise the end product is inedible. Get it right and they're fucking delicious. That salt cod is in those wooden boxes is seasonal. So good if prepared right.
Did the DEI command that the dreadful all "white" snow be replaced with something more rainbow? How else can LGBTQXYZ123 wardrobes work as camo?
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Almost all of the 60,000 people in Greenland are ethnically Inuit, although many of them also have Danish ancestry mixed in.
I'd be pleased to have plenty of danish mixed in. Plus berliner. And eskimo pie.
people in Greenland are more "bold, direct, straightforward," and there are "[n]o limitations to what you can joke about."
Clearly the DEI morons have no idea what people in the military are like if they think they need training to deal with people like this.
Oh god, common trump first it's taking over Greenland, the renaming the gulf of Mexico to gulf of America?
Get you freaking priorities in line!
It's to be called "golf of 'Merica"
Honestly, forget the mining rights (well, don't forget them - but make them a secondary priority). Greenland has immense military strategic value.
If Denmark doesn't give it up, take it by force. And then start building as many shipyards as possible. Icebreakers, submarines, arctic recon/anti-sub aircraft, and ICMB sites - start building it up as much and as fast as possible.
And now that limp-wrist sissy LGBT Trudy is exiting from Canada, now's the time to make some inroad there as well. (We can promise we won't annex them if they give us unfettered access to build the same military structure throughout their Northern territories.)
To his credit, Trump seems to see that Russia and China are taking Arctic control/dominance very seriously. NGL, I'm glad he is too.
It will be renamed the Gulp of Greenland.
I am not quite sure of the author's intent here. Does he support a takeover or just independence for Greenland? My feeling is to oppose a takeover as we have not yet resolved the problems with how the US handles territories currently in its possession. The American people need to resolve how to handle Washington DC, Puerto Rico, American Samoa, and American Virgin Islands first before any new acquisitions.
The American people need to resolve how to handle Washington DC, Puerto Rico, American Samoa, and American Virgin Islands first
Make the illegals wait out their stays there.
WTF is America doing with troops in Greenland?
Protecting the glaciers from global warming?