Brickbats: February 2025
News of politicians, police, and bureaucrats behaving badly from around the world.

A former middle school teacher in Washington state was charged with unlawful imprisonment for locking a 14-year-old student in her classroom and forcing him to pray with her for more than an hour. According to court documents, the student stayed after class to apologize for being disrespectful, but the teacher locked the door and said he could not leave until they prayed. When the student said he was not religious, she called him "Satanás," which means Satan in Spanish.

A cheerleading coach at a public middle school in Lubbock, Texas, was placed on administrative leave after making cheerleaders crawl on hot asphalt when the temperature was over 100 degrees. Thirteen cheerleaders were treated for first- and second-degree burns on their hands; they claim the coach was punishing them for performing a cheer she found "disrespectful."
Former Memphis, Tennessee, police officer Arica Hutchison was sentenced to six months in prison plus two years supervised release after pleading guilty to conspiracy to commit theft from a program receiving federal funds. Hutchison fraudulently claimed reward money meant for civilians who provide information leading to arrests in open investigations. Hutchison admitted she entered false information into police databases listing an accomplice as a tipster and claimed $18,500.
Russian lawmakers introduced a bill that would ban "propaganda of conscious refusal to bear children." The law would impose fines of up to $4,300 for individuals and more than $53,000 for organizations convicted of advocating voluntary childlessness. The bill overwhelmingly passed the Duma, the lower house of Russia's parliament, in October 2024.

When Burger King got his order wrong, Cobb County, Georgia, Sheriff Craig Owens Sr. called for backup, and three on-duty deputies arrived. He asked the deputies to get him the name of the owner or manager so he could file a complaint. The deputies found that the employees had locked themselves inside because they had previously had issues with angry customers. Owens told the media that he never identified himself as the sheriff and the deputies didn't do anything for him they wouldn't do for any other person involved in a business dispute.
Former principal Natasha Halfkenny and former assistant principal Coreen Miranda, of Boston Public Schools, each paid a $4,000 fine for violating conflict of interest law. A nonprofit donated tickets to the musical Hamilton for the school to give to students who could not otherwise afford to go. Instead, Halfkenny and Miranda took tickets for themselves and their sons, who were not students of Boston Public Schools.
Caroline Ashley put up Halloween decorations around her Liverpool home, including body bags hanging from a tree. The next day, a city council member came by and ordered her to remove the decorations after a neighbor allegedly complained they were too realistic and upsetting. "It's the quickest the council has come out for anything," Ashley told Metro.

The U.K. government now requires chicken owners, even those who keep one or two as pets, to register their birds. But it had to close an online animal registration portal it set up because so many people were trying to sign up. Officials said the registration is aimed at stopping the spread of bird flu and also includes parrots, finches, and other birds if they are ever taken outside the home. With the website down, owners were told to register their birds by email.
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It's... January?
(From the February issue)
When I was a wee lad, I always thought it was funny that magazines were postdated by a month or two, until someone told me that is to make it easier for store personnel to weed out old magazines, since they (apparently; this was long ago and a kid's memory) send send them back for refunds or credits. They don't have to know if a magazine is a weekly, monthly, bi-monthly, etc; just look at the date, and if it's in the past, remove it from the rack and get their money back.
I wonder ... I know (?) there are some laws against selling books (paperbacks only?) without a front cover, because when bookstores return excess stock for credit/refund, the publisher may end up throwing them out, and they don't want to pay shipping for the entire book, so they tell bookstores to send back just the front cover and dump the rest. I wonder if magazines are the same. They're a lot cheaper and a lot more timely, and back issues are almost worthless.
Yeah, I worked one summer as a teen at a pharmacy that had a huge magazine rack, and we had to send back the covers and toss the rest.
I often rescued a few from the dumpster and took home coverless auto magazines in my arms and snuck the porn ones into the house tucked under my shirt.
I'd have done the same. It would also be a great opportunity to read magazines and subjects I knew nothing about.
I worked with someone who had a side gig as a movie reviewer, and always got two tickets to reviewer screenings in small theaters. His wife was sick and tired of seeing so many bad or uninteresting movies, and so I volunteered several times a week to ride along. I lasted about a year.
It was actually kind of fun watching terrible movies, except reviewers were expected to sit quietly. I contrast that with movies on the mess deck of a ship, 50 horny sailors shouting at the movies, telling them what to do and laughing about what a terrible movie it was. One was a foreign legion film, mid-1970s, where the fort commandant's wife was in league with the brave and handsome rebel leader, so she did a strip in her window to distract the guards while the rebel leader climbed the wall and opened the gates. He ran that section back and forth several times but eventually had to move on to not melt the film.
I came out of the Navy hating movie theaters, for the gunked up floors and such passive audiences.
As a teenager in the '60s, I bought many paperback books with missing covers at used bookstores.
I remember paying a dime for "Who is Ayn Rand?" in 1965.
Trump blasts UK energy policy and ‘windmills’ after company blames windfall tax for less drilling
https://thehill.com/policy/energy-environment/5065238-trump-criticizes-uk-energy-policy/
Dumbfuck Donnie sent out a tweet demanding the Brits get rid of windmills after hearing that Apache is leaving due to their WINDFALL tax.
Unlike solar which actually works, windmills are worse than useless. They take more energy to produce and maintain than they create, don't work three-quarters of the time, the ultrasonic sound waves they create affect animals up to a mile away and invertebrates in the dirt around them, and they kill hundreds of millions of birds each year, especially those in migration flyways.
If it wasn't for massive government subsidies (often well over 100%) no company would build or use them, and politicians only support the white elephants and advance windfarm creation for environmental cred. They look like they're "doing something.
If you weren't a fucking idiot, you'd know this.
Seriously, you're so shit at trolling. Open Society will never hire you back.
The subject is the WINDFALL tax.
Your reading comprehension is sorely lacking.
That's rich for a guy who never gets past the headline of the things he himself posts. Anyway, from your article:
President-elect Trump is criticizing the United Kingdom’s energy policy and saying it should get rid of windmills
And he's right. Putting huge levies (the windfall tax) on oil and gas production and using it to fund new windfarms is the stupidest thing ever. The UK should be opening up oil and gas production instead of creating more bird guillotines.
How is Trump in error here, Nazi pedo?
Fuck off Kiddie Raper. No one gives a shit about your Trump hating one’s here. The only subject worth discussing with you is your pedophilia.
Either turn yourself in, or commit suicide. Stop raping children.
Russian lawmakers introduced a bill that would ban "propaganda of conscious refusal to bear children." The law would impose fines of up to $4,300 for individuals and more than $53,000 for organizations convicted of advocating voluntary childlessness. The bill overwhelmingly passed the Duma, the lower house of Russia's parliament, in October 2024.
Anti-natalism is certainly going to come to Russia from outside, so this is typical propaganda jealousy.
That ain't brickbat worthy.
"A former middle school teacher in Washington state... locking a 14-year-old student in her classroom and forcing him to pray with her"
In Washington????
"When the student said he was not religious, she called him "Satanás," which means Satan in Spanish."
Ahhh... a Latino Catholic fresh from Mexico.
I guess diversity really does have its limits, though. The Washingtonians would have probably approved if it was an indigenous prayer to the spirits, and given her a raise if it was to the devil.
Still, the charge is retarded...
"charged with unlawful imprisonment for locking a 14-year-old student in her classroom... the teacher locked the door and said he could not leave"
When you're on the side of the door with the lock/unlock mechanism you're not "locked-in" by any metric. Other people are locked out, but he wasn't locked in. The "unlawful imprisonment" charge was obviously because there isn't a charge for unlawful praying. Yet, anyway.
Eh, a 14 year-old is still a kid, even with a woman teacher.
She should have been fired, but the unlawful imprisonment charge was retarded.
Yeah, 'tolerance' only goes as far as the individuals adherence to Progressive orthodoxy.
The irony is that also describes the Spanish conquest of South America. They would tolerate you as long as you believed the same thing as they did, even if they still believed you were inferior.
It just goes to show that Progressives are one of the most regressive groups around.
I’m sure incoming governor Ferguson will do everything he can to persecute Christians. He has a track record of doing that.
USA TODAY
Anti-fascists prepare for return of Trump - Decry violence
What distinguishes the extreme far-left from the far-right, however, is an abhorrence for meaningless violence, death and terrorism — at least against people, anti-fascists and experts on the movement told USA TODAY.
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The Antifa activists who spoke with USA TODAY all said they decry acts of terror like mass shootings, or targeted attacks like the murder of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson last month. Acts of mass violence are the province of neo-Nazis, misogynists, incels and other far-right extremists, the activists said — not Antifa.
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Could Antifa launch terror attacks?
Since 1990, the biggest threat to American lives from domestic terrorism has come from the far-right, according to a study last year by the National Institutes of Justice.
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White supremacists and neo-Nazis have killed dozens of people in mass shootings, bombings and assassinations. But as the national political power structure shifts sharply to the right, experts in terrorism have begun to worry about a new threat: Disgruntled anti-fascists who decide to take matters into their own hands.
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/investigations/2025/01/05/antifa-sees-trump-as-fascist/77183425007/
Balanced article. USA Today
Get Soros to stop funding antifa-fa, and the FBI to stop inventing White supremacists and neo-Nazis and the problem will be fixed, you Nazi pedo.
Can you name one conspiracy theory that you don't believe?
That sarc and jeffy are Mother's Lament sock puppets?
For a couple years ML was convinced that me, Squirrely, SPB and a few others were all the same person. And even now whenever a new person shows up and expresses anything libertarian he attacks them for being a sock, and often drives them out.
In fairness, you all tout the same Actblue talking points.
I'm still not entirely convinced you're not Sqrlsy, but I have never said you were Buttplug. He tricks you all the time, so why would I think you're the same person?
Both you and Sqrlsy however are mentally impaired rage-trolls who have obvious substance abuse issues, so putting two and two together...
You didn’t deny attacking any new person who expresses libertarian views as being a sock and sometimes driving them out.
That’s because it’s true.
The effect is to stifle discussion and keep the comments a MAGA echo chamber.
Are you proud of this?
Can you name one bottom shelf booze you won’t drink?
Can you name one conspiracy theory that you don't believe, Sarckles?
The FBI director admitted to congress that they were using FBI agents to act in (and even lead) those groups. But then CNN forgets all that and tells you it's a "cOnSpiRacY tHeoRY" to believe the FBI when they cop to it, and you always fall for it.
Of course you only fall for it because you want to be tricked. You'd rather nourish your hatred through BlueAnon conspiracy theories than acknowledged congressional testimony and public documents.
Soros bankrolls several organizations that have funded antifa for years. If you weren’t such a stupid, drunk, Marxist shitweasel you might know that.
Get...the FBI to stop inventing White supremacists and neo-Nazis
There are, of course, more than enough white supremacists and neo-Nazis without the FBI needing to invent any more. It's not as if they're non-existent, or they exist but are invariably harmless.
I am reminded of an observation in Solzhenitsyn's Gulag Archipelago, where he notes that in the camps, the murderers and other violent criminals were treated much better than the dissidents and other political prisoners, because the latter were threats to the state, while the former were just "our boys" gone wrong. In context, I think you regard white supremacists and neo-Nazis as merely "our boys gone wrong" - on your side, but have just gone a little too far.
The only actual Neo-Nazis, like Richard Spencer and David Duke for example, are your boys by their own political endorsements.
Anyway, the FBI has admitted before congress and in public documents that they're running assets in the leaderships of all those groups.
And it's not like the FBI doesn't have a long history of doing that. Just look at their involvement with them during the Civil Rights Movement or in the 70s running communist front organizations at protests to act as agent provocateurs.
Or more recently with their plot to kidnap Governor Gretchen Whitmer.
It takes a BlueAnon conspiracy theorist to deny 70 years of precedent and evidence.
I would bloody hope that the FBI has informants in these far-right groups. You, evidently, don't think so.
The feds run the fucking hate groups.
Well there you go! What better informants than the leaders and founders themselves?
Sheesh. Some people are never satisfied.
SRG2 and Sarckles say that this is just a conspiracy theory and don't believe your lying eyes:
Exclusive: Proud Boys leader was ‘prolific’ informer for law enforcement
Aye.
You and SRG2 are both ignorant partisan idiots. I specifically used the Gretchen Whitmer kidnap plot by the FBI to illustrate this, and it is by no means the only example.
Because you have the memory span of a goldfish, I'll remind you that a certain Wolverine Watchmen group which was supposedly an offshoot of the Michigan Militia, arranged to kidnap Governor Whitmer.
The FBI busted them and saved the day.
But then it turned out in court that the group consisted of twelve FBI informants and undercover agents for the FBI were the actual planners (The FBI has admitted so far to three FBI informants and two undercover agents, and can't comment on the others because of informant confidentiality).
These FBI agents and assets actually looked for a couple of retards they could recruit and use to create a "right-wing terrorist" plot that they could bust, and found them. They then got them all worked up, told them they could get them bomb making supplies, and how they could kidnap her. They then recorded them joining in and promptly busted them for plotting to do it.
Fuck. Reason even wrote several articles about it:
It's (Almost) Always the Feds: How the FBI Fabricates Schemes To Entrap Would-Be Radicals
The FBI's long history of using informants and manufactured plots to prosecute extremists
It's more plausibly a conspiracy theory to actually believe that there are right-wing terrorist groups that aren't FBI.
You saying everyone who showed up to the J6 riot was a retard who’d been duped by the FBI?
One time this evil female cop seduced a high schooler and got him to buy her weed he wouldn’t have otherwise bought, then arrested his for dealing. That means that’s what all cops do and every drug bust was the same thing. Sound like a stupid conclusion? That’s because it is. And it’s the same logic you used.
I have never claimed that the FBI are invariably right, nor that they never wrongly entrap citizens, etc. so as usual you're FOS.
First, we know that FBI informants did not have a major part in Jan 6 because if they had, the GOP Congress would be screaming for investigations, rather than screaming to prevent them.
Second, extremist groups of left and right are definitionally prone to violence. As few if any here supports advance prosecution but likewise few here support waiting until after an extremist attack, it is reasonable to work with informants and undercover agents, though obviously unreasonable to get those informants and agents to initiate the plots themselves. I would hope that the FBI has (non-provoking) informants in SJP, for example.
OF course, there will always be people on one side or the other who think that the extremists on their side should be exempt from closer scrutiny.
Libertarians for government snooping!
Why? It’s the far left groups that commit all the violence. Like during the 2020 Floyd riots, and most recently the New Orleans terrorist.
Terrorism in the US is the fault of people like you. There is an ocean of blood on your hands.
If Ted Kaczynski was mailing bombs today, the media would pretend he was a "white supremacist".
And if Tim McVeigh was blowing up government buildings today the right-wing media and the right-wing posters here would be claiming either false flag or that the bombs were planted by someone else.
Can Qanon and BlueAnon have a cage match to the death? Or at least arm wrestle?
BlueAnon is too fat and Qanon was made up by BlueAnon, so no.
Are you talking about the white supremacists the Democratic Party protected and praised into the 21st century?
So who attacked Secret Service agents protecting the White House on May 29th?
https://www.cnn.com/2020/05/31/politics/trump-underground-bunker-white-house-protests/index.html