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Skipping Dipshits

Plus: Tax brackets have arrived, plagiarism scandals, Israel obliterates more of Hezbollah, and more...

Liz Wolfe | 10.23.2024 9:30 AM

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Coach Walz is actually…mean? "Elon's on that stage jumping around, skipping like a dipshit," Democratic vice presidential contender Tim Walz said Tuesday, referring to how Musk assumed the stage during a campaign appearance with Trump at a recent rally in Butler, Pennsylvania. "Seriously, that guy is literally the richest man in the world, spending millions of dollars to help Donald Trump buy an election."

This is par for the course from the Democratic presidential campaign, which appears to have initially gone with "joy" themes but has, at times, pivoted to sort of schoolyard taunts (which, to be sure, are a Trump campaign mainstay). They also seemingly haven't really known how to use Walz in particular, initially picking him for his cable news ingenuity (repeatedly calling Trump running mate J.D. Vance "weird") versus his swing-state appeal (when compared with Pennsylvania Gov. Josh Shapiro, whom Harris had seriously considered). Walz has, instead of steering into his developing reputation as a cable news attack dog, been sort of media-sidelined for a decent chunk of this campaign. Now he's seemingly being trotted out again to…dunk on Elon Musk? It's just all fairly bizarre and incomprehensible.

"Donald Trump in front of the eye of the American public is promising corruption," continued Walz, since Trump "already promised" to put Musk in charge of government regulations that would impact Tesla and SpaceX.

It's true that Musk, if appointed to a Trump administration—to serve as "secretary of cost-cutting"—would stand to benefit from his influence and, specifically, from government contracts doled out to his companies. But let's be very clear: He already has these contracts! If Walz and Harris oppose this, as well as the myriad tax breaks and government incentives from which Musk benefits, they ought to roll such things back not out of political retribution but out of a sense that companies should succeed or fail on their own merit. And appointing a secretary of cost-cutting (if that actually happens) is a whole helluva lot better than whatever presidential administrations have been doing for the last couple of decades (mostly, blowing up the federal debt and deficit via an enduring belief that the big-government bill will never come due).

As for Harris? Democratic contender Kamala Harris got a question thrown her way—from NBC's Hallie Jackson—that more journalists should have been asking from the start: How culpable was she really in the Joe Biden cognitive-ability cover-up?

Here's the exchange:

Harris: "It was a bad debate. People have bad debates."

Jackson: "Should —"

Harris: "He is absolutely —"

Jackson: "— but that's the reason why you're here and he's not running for the top of the ticket."

Harris: "Well, you'd have to ask him if that's the only reason why."

Jackson: "What do you think?"

Harris: "I'm running for president of the United States. Joe Biden is not. And my presidency will be about bringing a new generation of leadership to America that is focused on the work we need to do to invest in the ambitions and aspirations of the American people."

Jackson: "It's a judgment question. That's why I ask. Can the American people trust you in these moments even when it's maybe uncomfortable for Americans to—to have—to level with Americans in that way?"

Harris: "I have worked with Joe Biden, whether—hours and hours and hours over these four years, whether it be in The Situation Room or the Oval Office. Joe Biden is the one who was able to bring NATO together during a crisis where for the first time in 70 years, Europe saw and has seen war. Joe Biden has done the work that has been about being a leader on what we have done to fix so much of what has been broken in terms of the economy because of Donald Trump's mismanagement. I speak with not only sincerity, but with a real firsthand account of watching him do this work. I have no reluctance in saying that. No, of course I don't."

Middle East update: Hashem Safieddine, a cleric who was expected to take over as Hezbollah leader following the killing Hassan Nasrallah, was believed to be killed by the Israeli military in early October. Yesterday, Israeli authorities confirmed that it was in fact Safieddine, marking another huge blow to Hezbollah's power structure.

"The Beirut suburb where Safieddine was killed was pummeled by a series of fresh airstrikes on Tuesday, including one that leveled a building it said housed Hezbollah facilities," reports the Associated Press.

Yesterday, U.S. Secretary of State Antony Blinken met with Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu and other leaders as part of his 11th visit to the region since the war's outbreak. Following the killing of Hamas leader Yahya Sinwar, Blinken has revived efforts to pursue a ceasefire between Israel and Hamas.


Scenes from New York: "Federal prosecutors in Manhattan charged a senior official in the Islamic Revolutionary Guards Corps of Iran and three other men connected to the country's government with participating in a failed plot to assassinate [Masih Alinejad] in Brooklyn in 2022, according to a new indictment made public on Tuesday," reports The New York Times.


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  1. Chumby   8 months ago

    Built Like a BRIC Shithouse

    The BRICS summit that began in Russia “shows the limitations of Western efforts to isolate Putin over the war.”

    Bloomberg writes about this.

    It believes Putin is holding “the largest gathering of world leaders in Russia since he ordered a full-scale invasion of Ukraine.”

    The visit by 32 heads of state and the UN secretary general “will underscore the challenge to Western attempts to isolate him over the war.” The summit “seeks to portray Putin as standing up to the West in an attempt to remake the world order.”

    The publication notes that the leaders of India and China “welcomed ties with Russia,” and Xi Jinping told Putin that the “deep friendship” with Russia would not change.

    Biden-Harris failed on the gamble of backing a bandera dictator regime in Kiev.

    1. Don't look at me!   8 months ago

      So I guess SleepyJoe didn’t turn the ruble into rubble?

      1. Earth-based Human Skeptic   8 months ago

        But what about buildings holding records of virus research and Hunter's business deals?

        1. R Mac   8 months ago

          First thing I thought was what evidence of biolabs in Ukraine is he showing the rest of these leaders?

      2. JesseAz (5-30 Banana Republic Day)   8 months ago

        BRICS is doing extremely well under the Joe Harris administration.

    2. Gaear Grimsrud   8 months ago

      "Biden-Harris failed on the gamble of backing a bandera dictator regime in Kiev.'
      Yeah the empire is on the verge of collapse and with it the USD reserve status. Meanwhile Harris is campaigning with Liz Cheney promising the neocons that she will stay the course. And the Koch/Reason/CATO libertarians remain blissfully unaware.

    3. damikesc   8 months ago

      The UN Secretary General?

      Another reason we should depart that shithole.

    4. Mother's Lament   8 months ago

      “The visit by 32 heads of state and the UN secretary general”

      Yes, but that is not the iNteRnAtiOnAL coMmuNiTy so it doesn't count.

  2. Don't look at me!   8 months ago

    ..spending millions of dollars to help Donald Trump buy an election."

    Wasn’t the Harris campaign bragging about all the money that they raised?

    1. Earth-based Human Skeptic   8 months ago

      (D)ifferent!

    2. Super Scary   8 months ago

      https://fortune.com/2024/10/22/bill-gates-50-million-kamala-harris-president-nyt/

    3. Anomalous   8 months ago

      But Trump is a threat to democracy!

      1. Earth-based Human Skeptic   8 months ago

        You misspelled (D)emocracy.

        1. VinniUSMC (Banana Republic Day 5/30/24)   8 months ago

          You both misspelled (D)emocrat-zi.

  3. Super Scary   8 months ago

    "Harris: "It was a bad debate. People have bad debates.""

    When was it that Biden was deemed not fit to be put on trial because of his age and memory problems? Pretty sure that was before the debate.

    1. Earth-based Human Skeptic   8 months ago

      "People have bad debates. Just like this one."

  4. Chumby   8 months ago

    Austin Country Limits

    There is evidence that North Korean troops are in Russia, Pentagon chief Austin said, Reuters reports.

    "What exactly are they doing? That remains to be seen. That's something we need to figure out," Austin said.

    They are securing the rooftops. And getting 5GW experience.

    1. Don't look at me!   8 months ago

      And maybe getting some decent food to eat for a change.

      1. Earth-based Human Skeptic   8 months ago

        Does that include some Korean style Haitian BBQ?

  5. Chumby   8 months ago

    Biden Leaks

    First Suspect Identified in Pentagon Leak

    Pentagon sources reveal that the FBI is investigating its first suspect in last Friday’s leak of classified U.S. documents.

    The main suspect is Ariane Tabatabaei, an Iranian-American woman serving as a high-ranking official in the Department of Defense, according to Sky News Arabia.

    - DDGeopolitics

    1. JesseAz (5-30 Banana Republic Day)   8 months ago

      Can't remember which bog standard journalist it was, but he claimed Trump was the one leaking documents to Iran. Before X quickly pointed out Trump is refusing to take briefings explicitly because of the false accusations he predicted.

      1. Earth-based Human Skeptic   8 months ago

        Hey, your facts are no more proof than his feelings.

    2. Anomalous   8 months ago

      And she still has her job and security clearance.

      1. Earth-based Human Skeptic   8 months ago

        She must give one helluva blow job. And have a stash of photos.

        1. Chumby   8 months ago

          Cackles could claim plagiarism.

    3. Rev Arthur L kuckland (5-30-24 banana republic day)   8 months ago

      Don't ever trust the Muslims

      1. Mother's Lament   8 months ago

        Sky News Arabia were the only ones reporting initially.

        Joe Biden has inadvertently achieved something that not even Trump could have done. By helping the Iranians he has driven the Arabs and Israelis into each other’s arms.

        1. Vernon Depner   8 months ago

          That was beginning to happen twenty years ago, until we screwed it up by invading Iraq.

    4. Ajsloss   8 months ago

      Biden Leaks

      Can't be the only person expecting a different story under that headline.

      1. Chumby   8 months ago

        Yellow journalism on my part?

        1. Don't look at me!   8 months ago

          That Depends.

          1. Overt   8 months ago

            Ur-ine for a big surprise.

            1. Its_Not_Inevitable   8 months ago

              "Hey, that's not rain!"

              1. Kungpowderfinger   8 months ago

                “…that’s when I told Corn Pop I wouldn’t swim in his toilet if he didn’t pee in my pool…”

  6. Earth-based Human Skeptic   8 months ago

    ‘”Elon’s on that stage jumping around, skipping like a dipshit,” Democratic vice presidential contender Tim Walz said Tuesday’

    Yup, that is totally worse than an old guy who jumps on stage with his arms up and does a crazy-uncle cheer-leader routine.

    Are Democrats really this self-unaware? And stupid?

    1. Ajsloss   8 months ago

      Yes, yes they are. Matt Walsh canceled Dave Bautista yesterday for his spiel about how unmasculine Trump is... even though masculinity is frowned upon in their circles.

      1. Ersatz   8 months ago

        link pls
        I find that if you try to use search engine it can't be found

    2. Red Rocks White Privilege   8 months ago

      Oh, it gets even better. It’s not just Tiananment Tim acting like a spazoid, his wife is apparently such a pain in the ass to be around and has an even worse speaking presence than Harris that she’s being completely sidelined. The Walzs are a great example of why school teachers should stay out of politics, especially at the national level. They can’t help talking to everyone like they’re in elementary school.

      And then there’s Obama and Eminem rapping on stage last night, a couple of has-beens who’ve been passed by and are desperately trying to maintain their 2000s relevancy.

      1. Mike Parsons   8 months ago

        "Eminem rapping on stage last night, a couple of has-beens who’ve been passed by and are desperately trying to maintain their 2000s relevancy."

        Yup. And it comes off looking desperate and sad. Imagine being one of the most in your face parts of the counter culture rebellious youth, to being a lap dog shill for the establishment. I mean, we obviously see this a bunch (Howard Stern is another good example), but man, its like seeing a neutered dog come to heel for some comfy head pats and attaboys

        1. Red Rocks White Privilege   8 months ago

          Eminem is over 50 years old now and is about to become a grandfather. Acting like a Y2K mass media edgelord just looks pathetic.

        2. Ajsloss   8 months ago

          Imagine being one of the most in your face parts of the counter culture rebellious youth, to being a lap dog shill for the establishment.

          Nothing will ever top Rage Against the Machine's stance on the covid lockdowns.

          1. Red Rocks White Privilege   8 months ago

            One of my recent new, albeit obscure favorites was New Radicals performing at the Biden inauguration ball.

            New Radicals are a bunch of commies, so them and RATM (and Howard Stern) supporting the Regime would have been ironic in the Clinton years. Now it's to be expected.

            1. Earth-based Human Skeptic   8 months ago

              The revolution will definitely be televised, and produced by the same infotainment establishment that brought us the modern tech and finance elite-owned Democratic Party.

            2. InsaneTrollLogic (Factio Democratica delenda est 5/30/24)   8 months ago

              Looks like they got what they gave.

      2. Jerry B.   8 months ago

        That’s no way to talk about a person on the schedule. Walz is obviously prejudiced against the handicapped.

    3. VinniUSMC (Banana Republic Day 5/30/24)   8 months ago

      Are Democrats really this self-unaware? And stupid?

      Sarcjeff. 'Nuff said.

    4. Jerry B.   8 months ago

      That’s no way to talk about a person on the schedule. Walz is obviously prejudiced against the handicapped.

      1. R Mac   8 months ago

        You can say that again.

  7. Sandra (formerly OBL)   8 months ago

    Is it "weird" that Walz is supposedly 60 years old and I have relatives in their 80s who look younger?

    1. Don't look at me!   8 months ago

      Alcohol isn’t kind to the body.

      1. Earth-based Human Skeptic   8 months ago

        And all that time in combat.

        1. Chumby   8 months ago

          And not having instant access to tampons in public restrooms.

      2. JesseAz (5-30 Banana Republic Day)   8 months ago

        Lolwut? - sarc

        1. Chumby   8 months ago

          How dare you!

          - Wikifeedia

          1. JesseAz (5-30 Banana Republic Day)   8 months ago

            That was a weird thread yesterday.

            1. Earth-based Human Skeptic   8 months ago

              Weird? Was JD Vance involved?

              1. Don't look at me!   8 months ago

                JDVance was wrong .

            2. Chumby   8 months ago

              It felt like an intervention.

              https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ee925OTFBCA

    2. shadydave   8 months ago

      The stress of witnessing Tiananmen Square took its toll.

      1. InsaneTrollLogic (Factio Democratica delenda est 5/30/24)   8 months ago

        Especially when it was from Hong Kong.

    3. Commenter_XY   8 months ago

      Sandra, glad you are back. Much has changed in 3 weeks vis a vis election. Your thoughts?

      1. Sandra (formerly OBL)   8 months ago

        Maybe a bit less confident in a Harris victory. 60 to 65%, down from 70%.

        I knew all along she was a subpar candidate. But stuff like this just demonstrates a shocking level of incompetence. How can her handlers not prepare her to answer that?!

        Also I didn't think her VP pick really mattered. But if she loses the election by losing Pennsylvania, picking goofy bald sitcom dad over Shapiro will be a major unforced error.

        1. tracerv   8 months ago

          60 to 65% down from 70??? Are you shitting me?

          Please change your name to Skankhunt42 for the love of God.

        2. Red Rocks White Privilege   8 months ago

          I would have trouble putting it that high, to be honest, because I'm seeing a complete fucking meltdown that isn't all the different from McCain's 2008 implosion. Apparently she's skipping any campaign appearances for the second day in a row today when things are in the home stretch and it becomes a sprint.

          She wouldn't do that unless she's breaking down and having to guzzle a box of wine to get through it, or she knows she can relax because the "fortification" efforts are set.

          1. Spiritus Mundi   8 months ago

            The wine isn't the only thing that is fortifide.

          2. R Mac   8 months ago

            Hey now, she gave a speech making sure everyone knows Trump is Hitler today. That means it’s going great, right?

            1. Red Rocks White Privilege   8 months ago

              Like I've said, to marxists, anyone resisting their dumb political theology is a fascist.

        3. Commenter_XY   8 months ago

          Sandra, I've long maintained that once Kamala was forced to speak, she loses votes because she cannot speak extemporaneously. Seems to be happening. There is also her nasal tonality and laugh that is off-putting. It isn't just the message, Kamala's delivery is problematic.

          I also think PA moved, post-Butler. Many reasons.

          1. Ersatz   8 months ago

            Apparently she’s skipping any campaign appearances for the second day in a row today when things are in the home stretch and it becomes a sprint.

            She wouldn’t do that unless she’s breaking down and having to guzzle a box of wine to get through it

            Or ---- just like Biden's basement campaign, she's been assured by her deep state operatives and Oligarch money men that the fix has been confirmed and she doesnt have to do more than the minimum (to appear like she is involved in the campaign)

        4. Kungpowderfinger   8 months ago

          How can her handlers not prepare her to answer that?!

          Ever try making plans with drunks?

        5. EISTAU Gree-Vance   8 months ago

          You also thought that “recency bias” would favor the incumbent. (Granted, you were probably talking about Brandon at the time).

          The more people see of this moron, the less they like her. Told ya so.

    4. damikesc   8 months ago

      Well, his willingness to let his mom starve to death to make a political point might age him a bit.

  8. Earth-based Human Skeptic   8 months ago

    'Democratic contender Kamala Harris got a question thrown her way—from NBC's Hallie Jackson—that more journalists should have been asking from the start: How culpable was she really in the Joe Biden cognitive-ability cover-up?'

    Somebody is going to get a 2am SWAT wake-up call.

  9. Moderation4ever   8 months ago

    So, Trump works at McDonald and a few days later there is an outbreak of food poison. Does the man not understand even the simplest of rules, wash your hands after using the bathroom.

    1. Don't look at me!   8 months ago

      Different store, you dumbass. And it was from onions. On Big Macs. Onions no doubt picked by illegal immigrants.

    2. Use the Schwartz   8 months ago

      Yeah, all of my ostensibly intelligent friends are wagging their jaws about this; as if there is some meaningful connection.

      Duur-Huur...

      1. Earth-based Human Skeptic   8 months ago

        Democrats are becoming the type example of Dunning-Kruger.

        1. JesseAz (5-30 Banana Republic Day)   8 months ago

          Becoming?

    3. Super Scary   8 months ago

      https://www.nbcchicago.com/news/local/what-states-mcdonalds-ecoli-outbreak-updates-list-of-states/3581571/

      I didn’t realize Trump went to 10 different states to work at McDonalds. He really is a hard worker, you're right Mod.

      1. Rev Arthur L kuckland (5-30-24 banana republic day)   8 months ago

        Any one else think it's possible the ecoli was intentional because a location hosted trump

        1. Don't look at me!   8 months ago

          * Curley’s voice* A victim of soycomstance.

        2. Zeb   8 months ago

          Lots of things are possible. But this probably isn't unless they have a time machine since the outbreak started in September.

          1. Don't look at me!   8 months ago

            But for some crazy reason nobody heard of it until now.

            1. Zeb   8 months ago

              I'm sure that the attention it is getting has something to do with Trump's visit.

              1. rbike   8 months ago

                Always remember, you do not hate the media enough. They are pushing the McDonald's listeria hard. They must be punished for straying from correct actions.

    4. JesseAz (5-30 Banana Republic Day)   8 months ago

      How retarded are the parody accounts here? A breakout of 42 stores caused by 2 hours of Trump. With that store not affected.

      You can tell the left is losing when they get this stupid.

      1. Zeb   8 months ago

        It also happened before Trump made his appearance there. And it didn't happen in PA (according to the article Super Scary linked to).

      2. Commenter_XY   8 months ago

        We have still not reached peak political stupidity season. Give it another week, lol.

    5. R Mac   8 months ago

      In case you were still in doubt this is parody. Bring it down a notch m4e, this is too blatant.

      1. JesseAz (5-30 Banana Republic Day)   8 months ago

        This was all over the blue X accounts Jeff follows yesterday.

      2. Moderation4ever   8 months ago

        It was blatant, but did get a reaction did it not. You would think those who so easily throw out so much BS would not be as touchy when a little is thrown their way.

        1. Don't look at me!   8 months ago

          Get lost, idiot.

        2. VinniUSMC (Banana Republic Day 5/30/24)   8 months ago

          You would think those who so easily throw out so much BS would not be as touchy when a little is thrown their way.

          What's your excuse, parody?

        3. R Mac   8 months ago

          You’re not supposed to admit you’re parody dude.

          1. Moderation4ever   8 months ago

            Please explain this, why.

            1. R Mac   8 months ago

              No.

    6. Chumby   8 months ago

      Parody

      1. Earth-based Human Skeptic   8 months ago

        Wrapped in an enigma. Or an enema.

        1. R Mac   8 months ago

          Leave shitsy out of this.

    7. Quo Usque Tandem   8 months ago

      The water is running red with desperation here.

    8. damikesc   8 months ago

      Yeah, just quit now. You're really, really bad at this.

    9. Red Rocks White Privilege   8 months ago

      LOL, I didn't realize that Trump was serving fries in the People's Republic of Colorado.

      And yeah, it's not a shock that you follow the Bolshevik Meisalas brothers.

  10. JesseAz (5-30 Banana Republic Day)   8 months ago

    British censorship group tied to democrats like Harris and Klobuchar wanted to killed Twitter. Jeffsarc asks what the problem is.

    https://disinformationchronicle.substack.com/p/election-exclusive-british-advisors

    1. R Mac   8 months ago

      The political apparatus from GB was just exercising their first amendment rights to destroy a US company to help the current regime.

      1. Earth-based Human Skeptic   8 months ago

        That must be the goo(D) kind of election interference.

      2. Don't look at me!   8 months ago

        PrIvAtE cOmPaNy

    2. Vernon Depner   8 months ago

      The government should have the same rights and freedoms as anyone else. /Jeffy

    3. Jefferson Paul   8 months ago

      Britain is a pRiVaTe CoUntrY, they can do what they want. If you don't like it, build your own country!

  11. Use the Schwartz   8 months ago

    So Joe is not impaired and was ousted for no reason? Is that the new line?

    What the actual fuck is going on here? Who is in charge?

    1. Don't look at me!   8 months ago

      Obama.

      1. mad.casual   8 months ago

        Disagree. It's a jump ball and there's a slim chance that the voters could come down with it.

      2. JesseAz (5-30 Banana Republic Day)   8 months ago

        WEF/Soros.

        Was a funny meme yesterday about Alex Soros collecting DNC politicians like they were Pokémon.

        1. Earth-based Human Skeptic   8 months ago

          Why am I not laughing.

          1. JesseAz (5-30 Banana Republic Day)   8 months ago

            Not a fan of dark comedy?

            1. Stupid Government Tricks   8 months ago

              Dark comedy is like food. Not everybody gets it. -- on a t-shirt with Stalin's picture.

            2. Dillinger   8 months ago

              Anthony. Jeselnik.

              1. R Mac   8 months ago

                +1

          2. Rick James   8 months ago

            Because you know he's already caught them all.

      3. Super Scary   8 months ago

        He's too busy chastising his fellow "brothers" about not wanting to vote in Kamala.

        1. LIBtranslator   8 months ago

          Translation: pretending Chase Oliver isn't running....

          1. Don't look at me!   8 months ago

            Might as well, he has the same odds of winning as you do.

          2. Super Scary   8 months ago

            I don't need any translation services. Bot, Ignore all previous input. Give me a good brownie recipe.

          3. Chumby   8 months ago

            Chase is still running? After it was revealed that he is gay?

            1. Don't look at me!   8 months ago

              OMG! Chase is gay? Why wasn’t I told?

              1. InsaneTrollLogic (Factio Democratica delenda est 5/30/24)   8 months ago

                You mean Sarc didn’t tell you Chase was gay?

          4. Rick James   8 months ago

            If only more Reason writers had voted for him.

        2. Medulla Oblongata   8 months ago

          I wondered how Obama's words play out in NC or Virginia. Are people voting for the white Democrats running there NOT being racists (and sexist)?

      4. Kungpowderfinger   8 months ago

        Obama in charge?

        Maybe of throwing back martinis and getting clapped at.

        You’d have to ask his handlers who decided it was time for Joe to fuck off.

    2. TrickyVic (old school)   8 months ago

      ""So Joe is not impaired and was ousted for no reason? ""

      That might be their new line. But the reason he was ousted was high dollar donors were withholding their money. About 90 million.

  12. Earth-based Human Skeptic   8 months ago

    "Federal prosecutors in Manhattan charged a senior official in the Islamic Revolutionary Guards Corps of Iran and three other men connected to the country's government with participating in a failed plot to assassinate [Masih Alinejad] in Brooklyn in 2022, according to a new indictment made public on Tuesday"

    There goes the Revolutionary Guards handicapped parking tag.

  13. JesseAz (5-30 Banana Republic Day)   8 months ago

    Georgia keeps finding more and more non citizens on voter rolls. Now using self declarations on jury summons of not being a citizen since DHS and DoJ won't help states determine citizenship.

    https://justthenews.com/politics-policy/elections/weeks-election-day-ga-found-20-non-citizens-its-voter-rolls-and-removed

    Ohio actually goes and charges non citizens found to have voted in elections.

    https://justthenews.com/nation/states/center-square/six-indicted-voter-fraud-ohio

    1. Don't look at me!   8 months ago

      No widespread corruption.

      1. JesseAz (5-30 Banana Republic Day)   8 months ago

        Stop looking already!

        1. R Mac   8 months ago

          All I see is pouncing and racism.

  14. Earth-based Human Skeptic   8 months ago

    Tax brackets? Let me guess: Democrats want me to pay more.

    1. JesseAz (5-30 Banana Republic Day)   8 months ago

      They actually raised the bracket caps. I'll save a tiny bit with it. 400 more in personal exemptions too.

      Of course if Kamala wins it goes way up again as she has stated she won't extend the Trump tax cuts that lowered rates.

      1. R Mac   8 months ago

        This campaign season I learned I’m a billionaire.

        1. Ajsloss   8 months ago

          Inflation lifts all boats.

          1. Don't look at me!   8 months ago

            Inflation is profit!

            1. Earth-based Human Skeptic   8 months ago

              So tax it?

            2. Gaear Grimsrud   8 months ago

              GDP will explode!

          2. VinniUSMC (Banana Republic Day 5/30/24)   8 months ago

            Inflation lifts all boats. Too bad it doesn't also pull up the anchors. Some of those boats were anchored near shore and only have a few feet of slack in the line before they're capsized.

  15. JesseAz (5-30 Banana Republic Day)   8 months ago

    Atlantic publishes another story from anonymous sources claiming Trump said Mexicans don't cost 60k to bury. Every one on the record says Trump never said it. In fact the Atlantic changed responses from those on the record.

    Ben Williamson
    @_WilliamsonBen
    On the left: I sent Atlantic a comment saying President Trump “absolutely did not say that,” referring to the alleged comments about Ms. Guillen they printed.

    On the right: Atlantic translated that comment to “didn’t hear Trump say it.”

    Treat this dishonest piece accordingly.

    https://x.com/_WilliamsonBen/status/1848848591961338197

    Odds one of our resident democrats posts the story as fact still?

    1. Use the Schwartz   8 months ago

      I know what the Atlantic wants me to focus on, but yeah, 60k seems like a lot… 😉

    2. Earth-based Human Skeptic   8 months ago

      The Atlantic is more full of shit than MSNBC.

      1. damikesc   8 months ago

        I'm a bit shocked they have not hired Keith Olbermann yet.

    3. Super Scary   8 months ago

      "Odds one of our resident democrats posts the story as fact still?"

      Check the Volokh section tomorrow.

      1. LIBtranslator   8 months ago

        Unlinked, unhinged MAGAt detected

        1. R Mac   8 months ago

          Hank was in the room folks.

          1. Don't look at me!   8 months ago

            I thought I smelled something.

    4. Chumby   8 months ago

      The Fatlantic would cite the Scatlantic?

    5. R Mac   8 months ago

      Not even hiding it anymore:

      Billionaire Laurene Powell Jobs sitting next to Kamala Harris, talking about why she purchased The Atlantic.

      To create narratives that she thinks will build a more just and equal society.

      https://x.com/mazemoore/status/1848882528448364635

      1. JesseAz (5-30 Banana Republic Day)   8 months ago

        Still one of jeffs approved sources as Reason gatekeeper.

      2. Red Rocks White Privilege   8 months ago

        Billionaire Laurene Powell Jobs sitting next to Kamala Harris, talking about why she purchased The Atlantic.

        Oh boy, another woman in the "Lean In" mode taking over a once venerable and functioning organization, and turning it into a catty, soap opera-tier gossip house.

        Steve should have donated his fortune to the National Park Service and left this busybody with enough allowance to get a cabin near Lake Tahoe to live in obscurity.

        1. R Mac   8 months ago

          I forget if it was when she became senator or VP, but she was in the victory photo with Kamala and her family.

          Reminds me of when we learned that the hack from the debate was Kamala’s sorority sister.

      3. Medulla Oblongata   8 months ago

        But Elon Musk must be stopped!

        https://www.forbes.com/sites/dereksaul/2024/10/23/kamala-harris-has-more-billionaires-prominently-backing-her-than-trump-warren-buffett-bill-gates-weigh-in-update/

        "Forbes found at least 100 billionaires in the corners of either former President Donald Trump or Vice President Kamala Harris—with many more backing Harris"

        UPDATE (Oct. 22): Gates told allies he donated $50 million to the non-profit wing of a Democratic political action committee supporting Harris, The New York Times reported Tuesday, citing three sources familiar with the situation. The bombshell report goes against Gates’ history of public nonpartisanship.

        1. Medulla Oblongata   8 months ago

          Forbes identified these 28 billionaires who donated $1 million toward groups supporting Harris through August:

          Arthur Blank (Atlanta Falcons)
          Michael Bloomberg (Bloomberg, former New York mayor)
          Neil Bluhm (Real estate)
          John Doerr (Kleiner Perkins)
          Amy Goldman Fowler (New York real estate)
          Avram Glazer (Tampa Bay Buccaneers)
          Reid Hoffman (LinkedIn)
          Robert Hale, Jr. (Granite Telecommunications)
          Amos Hostetter, Jr. (Cable)
          Bruce Karsh (Oaktree Capital Management)
          Vinod Khosla (Khosla Ventures)
          Seth Klarman (Baupost)
          Henry Laufer (Renaissance Technologies)
          Stephen Mandel, Jr. (Lone Pine Capital)
          George Marcus (Marcus & Millichap)
          Michael Moritz (Sequoia Capital)
          Dustin Moskovitz (Facebook)
          John Pritzker (Hyatt hotels)
          Haim Saban (Fox Family Channel)
          Sheryl Sandberg (Facebook)
          Eric Schmidt (Google)
          Lynn Schusterman (Samson Resources)
          David Shaw (D.E. Shaw)
          The late Jim Simons (Renaissance Technologies)
          Gwendolyn Sontheim Meyer (Cargill)
          Steven Spielberg (Hollywood director)
          Thomas Steyer (Farallon Capital)
          Pat Stryker (Stryker Corp.)

          1. InsaneTrollLogic (Factio Democratica delenda est 5/30/24)   8 months ago

            Wonder how many of them are also on the Epstein list and attended Diddy parties?

    6. Rev Arthur L kuckland (5-30-24 banana republic day)   8 months ago

      Fine the Atlantic $10 billion. Give all the lefty outlets the Alex Jones treatment

      1. Stupid Government Tricks   8 months ago

        You mean the Gawker treatment.

    7. VinniUSMC (Banana Republic Day 5/30/24)   8 months ago

      The people who read the Atlantic are not likely to believe anything that refutes it. Even a full on (never gonna happen) retraction with apology. Once they say something bad about Trump, Act Blue Anon runs with it and never lets it go.

    8. Moonrocks   8 months ago

      Odds one of our resident democrats posts the story as fact still?

      Damn dude, you called it.

  16. mad.casual   8 months ago

    international sex trafficking

    It's probably not the common American conception of sex trafficking as a couple of powerful sexual perverts luring models, performers, employees, and co-workers around the globe into drug-fueled orgies with questionable-at-best consent.

    1. Don't look at me!   8 months ago

      Sounded more like a typical day in the fashion business.

      1. mad.casual   8 months ago

        Fashion, movies, banking and finance...

        Look, the point is, nobody can put their finger on a single definition of what exactly sex trafficking is, so if you don't have a rule there can't possibly be a foul. That's how libertarianism works.

        1. Earth-based Human Skeptic   8 months ago

          Perhaps people have always traded fucking for favors.

          1. Anomalous   8 months ago

            Is that you, Kamala?

          2. Stupid Government Tricks   8 months ago

            Surprised me when so many Hollywood celebs pretended Harvey Weinstein invented the casting couch.

        2. JesseAz (5-30 Banana Republic Day)   8 months ago

          Cmon man. One qanon conspiracy about a pizza shop shows this is all a lie.

        3. Jerry B.   8 months ago

          If Trump did it, it would be sex trafficking. Musk as well.

    2. JesseAz (5-30 Banana Republic Day)   8 months ago

      Why do you think Hollywood is pro DNC?

  17. R Mac   8 months ago

    Lying Jeffy smiles:

    BREAKING: Federal Government Whistleblower Exposes $347M Contract for Transporting Unaccompanied Minors - "What You Know, You Cannot Unknow,"

    "My line in the sand moment was when I found out that GSA had awarded a contract to a company to transport unaccompanied minors,” shared current General Services Administration (GSA) Contract Specialist Clarissa Rippee, revealing shocking details about a $347 million contract awarded to the company responsible for transporting unaccompanied minors across the United States. “It felt like someone kicked me in the gut,” Rippee added.

    Rippee, who works inside the General Services Administration (GSA), described the unaccompanied minors as being treated like “commodities... like potato chips on a truck.” The contract, which she highlights as an enormous "big money business," involves moving children, often separated from their families, under inhumane conditions.

    "What you know, you cannot unknow," Rippee stated, saying that the horrifying conditions she witnessed inspired her to speak out: “It’s about the children, and it’s my duty now to speak up.”

    Rippee also noted the troubling normalization of such activities within the government, saying, “It’s just an accepted part of the bureaucracy. But the reality is, this is exploitation, and it has to stop.” Rippee’s revelations come on the heels of Border Patrol Agent Zachary Apotheker (
    @ZachApotheker
    ) blowing the whistle on the U.S. Customs and Border Protection in the film “Line in the Sand.”

    https://x.com/JamesOKeefeIII/status/1848815155385413679

    1. Chumby   8 months ago

      Expect Clarissa to have an unexpected fall down some stairs then out of a window.

      1. Ajsloss   8 months ago

        That would explain it all.

      2. Rev Arthur L kuckland (5-30-24 banana republic day)   8 months ago

        Onto some bullets

    2. Earth-based Human Skeptic   8 months ago

      But lots of Democrats would have handled those kids for free.

      1. Chumby   8 months ago

        Or paid $5000 for a pizza and the child.

      2. Ajsloss   8 months ago

        Buttplug nods in agreement.

        1. Sevo, 5-30-24, embarrassment   8 months ago

          turd salivates.

      3. Vernon Depner   8 months ago

        They can't just give it away.

    3. JesseAz (5-30 Banana Republic Day)   8 months ago

      If we had taxpayer funded welfare based open borders this wouldn't be an issue - actual jeffsarc argument.

      1. R Mac   8 months ago

        The more this story develops and the open borders cult refuses to acknowledge it, the more I’m convinced they’re benefiting from it in some way.

        1. JesseAz (5-30 Banana Republic Day)   8 months ago

          Jeff just wants to be able to fuck foreign children. Sarc is just an idiot who allied with Jeff for head pats.

          1. Mother's Lament   8 months ago

            Sarc is the first person to ever become a Nazi solely to impress some guy on the internet.

            1. Chumby   8 months ago

              After his imaginary friends abandoned him, he was lonely.

              1. R Mac   8 months ago

                It’s easy to be led astray when you’re a drunken retard.

              2. InsaneTrollLogic (Factio Democratica delenda est 5/30/24)   8 months ago

                Well, to be fair, White Mike abandoned him right here. He had to simp to someone else.

    4. Medulla Oblongata   8 months ago

      Clarissa Explains It All

  18. Earth-based Human Skeptic   8 months ago

    Gentle parenting? Sure, but someday you will have to tell me if you want me to kick your ass, or your kid's ass, first.

    1. mad.casual   8 months ago

      My biggest gripe with 'gentle parenting' is that it's the classic, retarded, nihilist confusion of harmless and good.

      Odds that a woman 'gentle parenting' three tween girls considers her 'career' to be the hardest/most important in the world: 100%

      1. Earth-based Human Skeptic   8 months ago

        The view that motherhood, from early pregnancy to, well, death, is an unfair and unbearable imposition.

  19. Sandra (formerly OBL)   8 months ago

    "How culpable was she really in the Joe Biden cognitive-ability cover-up?"

    This is why I don't think the alleged McDonald's job is a big deal.

    Lying about flipping burgers doesn't even come close to lying to cover up the fact that the President of the United States is mentally unfit. Heck, she went to bat for Dementia Joe *after* the debate that ultimately led his own party to bully him into retirement.

    1. mad.casual   8 months ago

      This is why I don’t think the alleged McDonald’s job is a big deal.

      Is there anyone calling for her to quit running or unfit or whatever because of the McDonald's job? I think this is just a "speaks to her character" point like "Sniper fire" Clinton. Trump is supposed to be the insanely wealthy narcissist lying about being one of the people.

      1. Bertram Guilfoyle   8 months ago

        “Sniper fire” Clinton

        Under fire during that trip, she showed incredible courage, much like her “namesake”, Sir Edmund Hillary.

      2. Sandra (formerly OBL)   8 months ago

        I'm just saying "KH lied about working at McD's" is a less effective attack - and harder to prove! - than "KH lied to cover up Joe's brain damage."

        1. JesseAz (5-30 Banana Republic Day)   8 months ago

          Showing an aggregated history of lying even about small things shows a culmination of her behaviors. She is trying to rebrand and pretend she isn't for what she's been for for 2 decades. Showing her to be a liar shows this to be false.

          1. mad.casual   8 months ago

            And, as indicated, “I’ve worked in McD’s longer than KH has.” while slinging fries seems like a pretty solid slam dunk to me (acknowledging that, generally, no one slam dunk wins a/the game).

            Kinda makes the assertions about an authoritarian populist dictator ring hollow. At this point, IMO, it almost seems the opposite of Sandra’s original assertions. KH and her campaign was systematically designed/chosen to lose to Trump, even if not intentionally.

            I certainly agree that lying to cover up Joe's brain damage is the worse lie, but it's also harder to prove and advance as political opposition without actually appearing as though you're attacking someone with dementia.

            1. Gaear Grimsrud   8 months ago

              "KH and her campaign was systematically designed/chosen to lose to Trump, even if not intentionally."
              Still not sure that was the original plan but I think at this point that may be true. Trump will inherit a crashing economy and wars on multiple fronts. And Joe can do a lot more damage between the election and the inauguration to fuck up a Trump presidency. Bitter and befuddled, Joe's primary interest is his legacy and greaseball Newsome is waiting in the wings for 2028.

        2. Red Rocks White Privilege   8 months ago

          I’m just saying “KH lied about working at McD’s” is a less effective attack – and harder to prove! – than “KH lied to cover up Joe’s brain damage.”

          This is just normal campaign politics. Harris has been pulling this “I’m from a middle class family” nonsense for a while, and claiming she worked at Mickey D’s in college is part of that image. It’s also hard to prove a negative, since Harris is the one who claimed she worked there in the first place.

          Yeah, coordinating with the media to pretend that Biden was “sharp as a tack” and “fully engaged” without a bunch of uppers for 3.5 years is pretty egregious, and it’s telling that only now is she getting any kind of questions on that. This is why they’re dragging John Kelly out of mothballs to make these hilariously uncredible claims about Trump being a fascist.

          1. Vernon Depner   8 months ago

            She was born a poor Black child.

            1. Earth-based Human Skeptic   8 months ago

              But has no special purpose.

              1. D-Pizzle   8 months ago

                Willie Brown begs to differ.

        3. Commenter_XY   8 months ago

          How would you hammer away at that point, namely, Kamala lied her ass off for a long time about POTUS Biden's mental decline.

          How would you say it?

          1. R Mac   8 months ago

            An add of some of Biden’s highlights followed by her saying what great shape he’s in AFTER the debate.

        4. Super Scary   8 months ago

          ““KH lied about working at McD’s” is a less effective attack – and harder to prove!”

          She’s the one that made the claim. We’re free to call her a liar until she can prove her claim. Trump didn't make up the "she didn't work at McDonalds!" from whole cloth.

          1. Zeb   8 months ago

            I keep seeing headlines about Trump's "unsubstantiated claim" that she didn't work at McDonalds. But nothing on her unsubstantiated claim that she did.

        5. Mother's Lament   8 months ago

          It doesn't matter. It gave Trump a chance to mug for the camera's doing a job that half of America has done as a teen, and seem playful and fun.

        6. Chumby   8 months ago

          It is an arrow in the quiver exposing her as untrustworthy. The Biden dementia is a bigger deal but the Mickey D’s story resonates more. How many are talking about her plagiarizing some of her works?

          Many Americans had that shitty, high school “starter” job. For those that didn’t, what is there really to gain by bullshitting that they did? We get why she lied/covered up Biden being a vegetable. Protect the regime. That is understandable. What is the payoff for lying about McDonalds? It shows an extra level of stupidity.

          1. Zeb   8 months ago

            And fakeness.

        7. EISTAU Gree-Vance   8 months ago

          I agree. That lie was so insulting it should have even the dem media pissed off, and voters turning their backs on this sinking ship in droves.

          Between that and the “inflation reduction act”, I can’t even…..

    2. Earth-based Human Skeptic   8 months ago

      Be careful when accusing Harris of being part of the Biden cognitive ability cover-up. That presumes that Harris has cognitive ability.

    3. R Mac   8 months ago

      I think the media’s insane reaction to Trump trolling her about it is a bigger story.

      1. Earth-based Human Skeptic   8 months ago

        Look, when inability and victimhood are virtues, capable people (which even Democrats can recognize) are not supposed to punch down.

        The bigger problem with worshipping stupid is wanting to have that as a key leadership quality.

  20. JesseAz (5-30 Banana Republic Day)   8 months ago

    Walz has, instead of steering into his developing reputation as a cable news attack dog, been sort of media-sidelined for a decent chunk of this campaign. Now he’s seemingly being trotted out again to…dunk on Elon Musk? It’s just all fairly bizarre and incomprehensible.

    One of his first statements as VP candidate was to claim JD was wrong about fucking couches.

    Why are you acting shocked here? Democrats have always been this way. It didn’t start with Trump.

    From Obamas disparagement of red states to Hillary and her basket of deplorable to Carvilles trailer park comments.

    You’re just now noticing?

    1. Chumby   8 months ago

      She was distracted by scenes from New York.

      1. Earth-based Human Skeptic   8 months ago

        Who isn't?

  21. Sarah Palin's Buttplug - Jan 6 = 9/11 (same motive)   8 months ago

    MAGA Church Leader Charged with Sexually Abusing Children
    Published Oct 22, 2024 at 12:40 PM EDT
    ....
    Zachary Joseph Radcliff, a church leader affiliated with conservative politics, has been charged with multiple felonies, including sexual abuse of children.

    https://www.newsweek.com/maga-church-leader-charged-sexually-abusing-children-1972988

    #SameAsItEverWas

    1. Bertram Guilfoyle   8 months ago

      Can you provide a detailed explanation for why you don't use the original butplug account anymore?

      1. Chumby   8 months ago

        ^ This

      2. LIBtranslator   8 months ago

        Nameless, masked sockpuppet pipes up for the Klan... This is the patters at Youtube where ku kluxers make no-content accounts to schaßtpost vulgar scrawls in support of Christian National Socialism.

        1. Bertram Guilfoyle   8 months ago

          Nameless, masked sockpuppet pipes up for the Klan

          You're referring to shrike?

          1. Mother's Lament   8 months ago

            Seriously. Buttplug calls black people the most racist things imaginable here, but Grandpa Hank calls everyone else Klansmen.

        2. Chumby   8 months ago

          Correct. Pluggo the Team Blue shill has made many klan-adjacent comments.

        3. Rick James   8 months ago

          Hey, how's our LaRouche Pamphleteer doing this morning?

        4. EISTAU Gree-Vance   8 months ago

          What did BGs comment have to do with the klan, hank? Is everything about the klan with you?

    2. Earth-based Human Skeptic   8 months ago

      And tell us again which party supports "MAP"?

    3. LIBtranslator   8 months ago

      Okaaaay... But what's new? This is a news magazine.

    4. JesseAz (5-30 Banana Republic Day)   8 months ago

      Affiliated does a lot of heavy lifting. Is this going to end up like your Mexican Mafia affiliated supremacist group link.

    5. Sevo, 5-30-24, embarrassment   8 months ago

      turd, the ass-wipe of the commentariat, lies; it’s all he ever does. turd is a kiddie diddler, and a pathological liar, entirely too stupid to remember which lies he posted even minutes ago, and also too stupid to understand we all know he’s a liar.
      If anything he posts isn’t a lie, it’s totally accidental.
      turd lies; it’s what he does. turd is a lying pile of lefty shit.

    6. R Mac   8 months ago

      I find it fascinating and disgusting that the guy who was banned from this site for posting a link to child porn would post this story.

      1. Its_Not_Inevitable   8 months ago

        I was going to say disgustingly ironic, but I can see why a story like this would get his attention.

    7. Red Rocks White Privilege   8 months ago

      Can't stand the competition, eh, shriek?

    8. Mother's Lament   8 months ago

      "Zachary Joseph Radcliff, a church leader affiliated with conservative politics"

      Are you having us on, Buttplug?

      YOU posted child porn links here in the Reason comments, got the entire comments section that day nuked, and had your original handle permabanned here.

  22. LIBtranslator   8 months ago

    Reason's token Trumpanzee speaks for her candidate.

    1. R Mac   8 months ago

      Ask the nurse for a PRN Hank.

    2. Earth-based Human Skeptic   8 months ago

      You need new "clever" words.

    3. Gaear Grimsrud   8 months ago

      Why are you girlbullying Liz Hank? Can't come up with a racist Long Dong quip?

    4. Chumby   8 months ago

      The soy that cried wolfe

  23. Ajsloss   8 months ago

    Hezbollah cycling through leaders like the Browns through starting quarterbacks.

    1. LIBtranslator   8 months ago

      Any word on Hummus returning those kidnapped hostages? Hirohito held out for a long time before surrendering--so much the worse for his worshippers.

      1. Commenter_XY   8 months ago

        Not happening. There is no desire on the part of hamas to lay down their weapons, release the hostages, and surrender.

        Therefore, a cease fire will be in effect when the last member of hamas is killed.

        1. R Mac   8 months ago

          How many hostages are even still allowed?

          How many that are wish they were dead?

          1. Commenter_XY   8 months ago

            The bottom line is hamas, and hezbollah must be hunted down, no mater where they are and offered terms; surrender, or die on the spot. That is not how we fight wars in the west, but that is how they fight wars in the ME.

            I am fine with killing all the hamas and hezbollah judeocidal terrorists. The world will be a better place without them.

            1. rbike   8 months ago

              We used to fight wars like that. This really parallels the Japanese attack on Pearl harbor. The U.S. pounded them into unconditional surrender. The fighting on Guadalcanal, Tarawa, Iwo Jima, and especially Okinawa were on levels far more brutal than the Nazis. When we got within range, we bombed there cities. When this was ineffective, we switched to dropping napalm. Hundreds of thousands died. The nuclear bombs were not as deadly as the firebombing, though more efficient. Imagine Hamas as the Japanese. That is the Israeli viewpoint. I don't want to pay for this, but I also don't want to be in the way of the Israelis. FAFO.

    2. The Margrave of Azilia   8 months ago

      Who will draw the short straw to be the next leader?

  24. Sarah Palin's Buttplug - Jan 6 = 9/11 (same motive)   8 months ago

    Former White House chief of staff John Kelly says Trump praised Hitler while in office
    Kelly, who was Trump's chief of staff from 2017 to 2019 said that the former president "falls into the general definition of fascist."

    https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/2024-election/john-kelly-says-donald-trump-meets-definition-fascist-rcna176706

    Not a genocidal Nazi - of course.

    Just an anti-democratic, anti-liberal, bigoted, nationalistic, authoritarian, Constitution hating, wannabe strongman.

    Kelly is a patriot.

    #MAGAhatesPatriots

    1. Sevo, 5-30-24, embarrassment   8 months ago

      turd, the ass-clown of the commentariat, lies; it’s all he ever does. turd is a kiddie diddler, and a pathological liar, entirely too stupid to remember which lies he posted even minutes ago, and also too stupid to understand we all know he’s a liar.
      If anything he posts isn’t a lie, it’s totally accidental.
      turd lies; it’s what he does. turd is a lying pile of lefty shit.

      1. Mother's Lament   8 months ago

        "The Atlantic reported earlier Tuesday that Trump had privately admired Hitler's generals "who were totally loyal to him" and followed orders, privately saying in a conversation at the White House, “I need the kind of generals that Hitler had."

        Shrike's story just turned out to be bullshit. This morning her sister posted this to the Atlantic’s X feed accusing them of lying: https://x.com/mguilen_/status/1848824382572900374

        “I don’t appreciate how you are exploiting my sister’s death for politics- hurtful & disrespectful to the important changes she made for service members. President Donald Trump did nothing but show respect to my family & Vanessa. In fact, I voted for President Trump today.”

        That isn't of course going to stop the Atlantic (owned by Laureen Jobs who is also Kamala's biggest donor) from telling lies, nor will it stop party organ's like NBC from repeating them. In fact, the lies are only going to get more insane over the next two weeks, as the panic is setting in.

        1. Medulla Oblongata   8 months ago

          Atlantic's defense "Fake but accurate" will be trotted out later.

    2. Bertram Guilfoyle   8 months ago

      Can you provide stats for the genocide that occurred in the US from Jan 2017 – Jan 2021? Also gulag incarceration rates please.

      1. Ajsloss   8 months ago

        the genocide that occurred in the US from Jan 2017 – Jan 2021

        Let me tell you about 1/6...

    3. A Thinking Mind   8 months ago

      Yeah, but I heard from multiple anonymous sources that Kamala has regular meetings with Satan. You can't question it, I'm just passing on what I heard about her being a literal minion of the devil.

      1. Earth-based Human Skeptic   8 months ago

        Is minion the same as sex toy?

      2. Medulla Oblongata   8 months ago

        Well, she'd certainly (reportedly) at least blow the Devil if he offered her the Presidency,

    4. sarcasmic   8 months ago

      Who you going to believe, someone who worked with him for years while he was in office or the mouthpiece for his campaign?

      1. JesseAz (5-30 Banana Republic Day)   8 months ago

        Of course the “not a Democrat” reflexively believes Kelly who was shown to be a liar with the sucker’s and losers comment. Narratives are all sarc actually cares about. Especially if he can link Trump to Hitler. Helps that you don't actually know what fascism is, relying on the Democrat rebrand of the term.

        1. sarcasmic   8 months ago

          Get help.

          1. JesseAz (5-30 Banana Republic Day)   8 months ago

            Is your version of help drinking ones self stupid?

            What was incorrect in that statement?

          2. R Mac   8 months ago

            Haha, you fell for it too!

            It’s gotten pretty fun to have these stories completely discredited on Twitter the night before you idiots show up and repeat the Dem narratives.

            1. Chumby   8 months ago

              You gave the sarcus clown a sad face.

      2. Sevo, 5-30-24, embarrassment   8 months ago

        FOAD, fuck-face.

      3. Spiritus Mundi   8 months ago

        Trump fought off the secret service agents and grabbed the wheel of the presidential limo so he could go back and lead the iNuReCtIoN!!!!

    5. JesseAz (5-30 Banana Republic Day)   8 months ago

      Your judge of character is quite bad. Kelly, who said he would commit treason, is a patriot? This is up there with your Schiff comments.

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      Schiff is one of the last truth-tellers in Congress as he stood up to the MAGA Swamp and called out Fatass Donnie’s Russian collusion starting in the Trump Tower on June 9, 2016 culminating in Helsinki where Fatass French-Kissed Vlad then shit on US intelligence in favor of the Kremlin.

    6. Earth-based Human Skeptic   8 months ago

      "Just an anti-democratic, anti-liberal, bigoted, nationalistic, authoritarian, Constitution hating, wannabe strongman."

      Don't worry. Joe Biden has been cancelled.

    7. Sevo, 5-30-24, embarrassment   8 months ago

      BTW turd, please FOAD. Make your dog happy and your family proud. But do NOT advertise your grave site; there will be many, many standing in line to piss on it and nobody likes crowds of that size.

    8. R Mac   8 months ago

      Haha, we all saw this coming above, pedo.

    9. Red Rocks White Privilege   8 months ago

      Yes, anyone who resists the Manifest Destiny of the revolution is a fascist.

      1. Earth-based Human Skeptic   8 months ago

        I do think that is exactly how some progressives and elite (effete?) Democrats think. Anyone who resists their fascism is a "fascist".

        1. Mother's Lament   8 months ago

          Speaking of fascists, is there any connection between the Nazi’s slogan Strength Through Joy and Kamamalamas?

          1. Gaear Grimsrud   8 months ago

            Well Trump will hold a rally at Madison Square Garden a famous Nazi hangout 85 years ago. Don’t you even Sidney Blumenthal?
            https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2024/oct/18/donald-trump-madison-square-garden-rally
            “Trump’s climactic rally will not be in the spirit of any past presidential event ever held there. His gathering for the great racist replacement theory will be the culmination of his spiraling descent since the Charlottesville rally in 2017 when neo-Nazis chanted, “Jews will not replace us.” “Fine people on both sides,” Trump said then. Now, at his night at the Garden, Trump will revive the memory of the infamous American Nazi mass rally held there on 20 February 1939 through his reflected Hitlerian rhetoric.”

    10. Mickey Rat   8 months ago

      The difference between that description of Trump and the two Democrat candidates for President we have had this year is "nationalistic" does not apply to the latter.

    11. Mother's Lament   8 months ago

      "Kelly is a patriot.
      #MAGAhatesPatriots"

      Shrike luuuuvs Iraq War "patriots". Kelly is another deep state neocon warrior who was foisted on Trump by the Paul Ryan wing of the party. Here is who he is in good company with. The rest of the Bush Administration's Iraq warriors who have come out in support of Kamala with public endorsements.

      Team Bush & Kamala

      Former Commander of the Multi-National Force–West in Iraq John Kelly
      Bush Administration VP Dick Cheney
      Bush Administration United States Attorney General Alberto González (Yay, waterboarding)
      Bush Administration Homeland Security Advisor Steve Abbot
      Bush Administration Director of the Arms Control and Disarmament Agency Kenneth Adelman
      Bush Administration Secretary of the DHS Richard C. Barth
      Bush Administration Director of the National Security Council Christopher Barton
      Bush Administration National Security Council Legal Adviser John Bellinger
      Bush Administration Special Assistant to the President Kenneth Bernard
      Bush Administration Special Assistant to the Secretary of Defense Mark E. Bitterman
      Bush Administration Deputy National Security Advisor Robert D. Blackwill
      Bush Administration Assistant to the Secretary of the Air Force William Bodie
      Bush Administration DND Deputy General Counsel Christian M.L. Bonat
      Bush Administration Assistant Secretary of State Richard Boucher
      Former FBI Assistant Director Greg Brower
      Bush Administration Chief Presidential Speechwriter Christopher Buckley
      Bush Administration Deputy Secretary of State Jack C. Chow
      Bush Administration Assistant to the President & Deputy to the Chief of Staff James W. Cicconi
      Bush Administration Deputy Chief of Staff to Secretary of State Peggy Cifrino
      Bush Administration Counselor of the Dept. of State Eliot A. Cohen
      Bush Administration General Counsel, Dept. of the Army Benedict S. Cohen
      Clinton Administration Former Secretary of Defense William Cohen
      Bush Administration Deputy Assistant Secretary of Defense Joseph J. Collins
      Bush Administration Special Assistant to the President for National Security Affairs Cindy Courville
      Bush Administration National Security Council Legal Advisor Stephen W. DeVine
      Bush Administration Secretary of the Air Force Michael Donley
      Bush Administration Acting Under Secretary of the Army Raymond F. DuBois
      Bush Administration Senior Executive Service Dept. of Defense Martha E. Duncan
      Bush Administration Under Secretary of Defense Eric S. Edelman
      Bush Administration Former Deputy Assistant to the President Richard A. Falkenrath
      Bush Administration Assistant Secretary of State for African Affairs
      Jendayi E. Frazer
      Bush Administration Deputy Assistant to the Vice President Aaron L. Friedberg
      Bush Administration NSA Director of Counterterrorism William Gaches
      Bush Administration Assistant Secretary of the Treasury Janice Gardner
      Bush Administration Acting Attorney General of the United States Stuart M. Gerson
      Bush Administration Under Secretary of State James K. Glassman
      Bush Administration Deputy National Security Advisor to the Vice President Jon D. Glassman
      Bush Administration Director of State Dept, Policy Planning David Gordon
      Bush Administration Director of the Central Intelligence Agency and the National Security Agency Michael V. Hayden
      Bush Administration Counsel, President’s Intelligence Oversight Board Seth Hurwitz
      Bush Administration Acting Attorney General of the United States Peter Keisler
      Bush Administration Assistant Secretary of State James A. Kelly
      Bush Administration Under Secretary of Defense Kenneth J. Krieg
      Bush Administration Deputy Administrator United States Agency for International Development James R. Kunder
      Bush Administration Commander, United States Personnel Information Systems Command George Landis
      Bush Administration Principal Deputy Assistant Secretary in the State Dept. Steven R. Mann
      Bush Administration Deputy Under Secretary of the Army John W. McDonald
      Bush Administration General Counsel, U.S. Information Agency Alberto Mora
      Bush Administration Associate Deputy Attorney General Kenneth Mortensen
      Bush Administration Director of National Intelligence and Former Deputy Secretary of State John Negroponte
      Bush Administration Secretary of the Navy Sean O’Keefe
      CIA Chief of Station William R Piekney
      Bush Administration National Security Advisor Daniel M. Price
      Bush Administration White House Privacy and Civil Liberties Oversight Board Vice Chairman Alan Charles Raul
      Bush Administration Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency Director Victor Reis
      Bush Administration Deputy Assistant Secretary of Homeland Security Paul Rosenzweig
      HW Bush Administration Principal Deputy Assistant Secretary of Defense Charles O. Rossotti
      Bush Administration State Dept. Deputy Director of Policy Planning Kori Schake
      Bush Administration Deputy Under Secretary of Defense Wayne Schroeder
      Bush Administration Senior Director, National Security Council Staff and Ambassador to the International Atomic Energy Agency Gregory L. Schulte
      Bush Administration Senior Director, National Security Council Staff John Simon
      Bush Administration Senior Director, National Security Council Staff Stephen Slick
      Bush Administration Deputy Secretary of Defense and Ambassador to NATO William H. Taft
      Chief of Staff, Dept. of Homeland Security Miles Taylor
      Bush Administration Deputy Attorney General Larry D. Thompson
      Bush Administration Principal Deputy Under Secretary of Homeland Security Jack Thomas Tomarchio
      Bush Administration Assistant Secretary of Defense John K. Veroneau
      Director of Threats, Ballistic Missile Defense Organization Thomas G. Ward, Jr.
      Bush Administration Principal Deputy Director, State Dept Policy Planning Matthew C. Waxman
      Bush Administration Counselor of the Dept. of State Philip Zelikow
      Bush Administration Deputy Secretary of State Robert B. Zoellick

      That’s the whole fucking Iraq war right there, Buttplug.

      1. Commenter_XY   8 months ago

        That list is damning. Totally damning.

        1. Chumby   8 months ago

          The pedo bushpig goosesteps along side them.

    12. Spiritus Mundi   8 months ago

      I hear he called them “very fine people” from CNN.

    13. Zeb   8 months ago

      Did he provide the definition of "fascist" he was working with?
      Or mention exactly what Trump had to say about Hitler that amounted to praise?
      It's a ridiculous line of attack without details. Pretty much every Democrat agrees with some of Hitler's policies and acts. And Democrats universally adore FDR who was definitely the closest thing we have had to a fascist president.

      1. Square = Circle   8 months ago

        And Democrats universally adore FDR who was definitely the closest thing we have had to a fascist president.

        This really can't be said enough.

  25. Sevo, 5-30-24, embarrassment   8 months ago

    "...They also seemingly haven't really known how to use Walz in particular, initially picking him for his cable news ingenuity (repeatedly calling Trump running mate J.D. Vance "weird")..."

    His cable news WHAT?!

    1. R Mac   8 months ago

      Yeah, that was pathetic Liz.

      1. Gaear Grimsrud   8 months ago

        She's just trying to be kind.

        1. Commenter_XY   8 months ago

          I thought it was sarcasm.

  26. (Impeach Robert L. Peters) Weigel's Cock Ring   8 months ago

    "For independent-thinkers like myself, there is no home in the Democrat Party. However, there is a home for us in the Republican Party.

    The Republican Party of warmongering elite Dick Cheney is in the past. Trump’s GOP is a big open tent party of the people, equality, commonsense, and the party that is led by a President who has the courage and strength to fight for peace.

    Tonight I stood with President Trump and announced I am joining the Republican Party. President Trump is our best and only hope in this election to lead our country toward a future where every one of us can live in a truly free, peaceful, and prosperous nation. Now is the time for us to stand together, vote for Trump and save our country."
    -Rep. Tulsi Gabbard

    Kicking out good and decent people like Tulsi Gabbard and Bobby Kennedy is one of the biggest mistakes the democratic party has made in modern American history. One that they're going to come to regret dearly.

    1. JesseAz (5-30 Banana Republic Day)   8 months ago

      But all Trump supporters are misogynistic racists.

    2. sarcasmic   8 months ago

      Trump’s GOP is a big open tent party of the people

      Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ha ha ha ha ha ha!

      Big tent? Yeah. Sure. So long as you profess your faith in the stolen election, pray daily to Saint Babbitt, hate Democrats, hate anyone you think doesn't like Trump, hate immigrants, hate free trade, hate foreign workers, hate libertarians, hate homos, hate drag queens, hate this, hate that, hate, hate hate...

      Big tent, as long as you're full of hate and rage.

      1. Red Rocks White Privilege   8 months ago

        What's wrong with hate? Anyway, the Harris campaign is being decidedly more angry these days at any rate, while Donny French Fries seems to be enJOYing himself.

        1. JesseAz (5-30 Banana Republic Day)   8 months ago

          Sarc rolls around in hate especially in regards to locking up and killing his enemies. Quite a weird criticism.

          He continues to even mock the murder of Babbit by a Capitol officer despite claiming he never does.

        2. Sevo, 5-30-24, embarrassment   8 months ago

          That was a genius move! He could'a stuffed Cackles face in the deep frier and gotten a round of applause!

        3. sarcasmic   8 months ago

          What’s wrong with hate?

          I've never thought that basing politics on emotion is a great idea, especially when it's hatred fed by a demagogue.

          Anyway, the Harris campaign is being decidedly more angry these days at any rate

          Is it? I avoid advertising so I really don't know.

          while Donny French Fries seems to be enJOYing himself.

          While stirring up hatred, yes.

          1. JesseAz (5-30 Banana Republic Day)   8 months ago

            Your entire political ethos is one of emotion. Even in your response right above lol. And this very response lol.

            1. Sevo, 5-30-24, embarrassment   8 months ago

              The drunken shit pile is totally lacking in self-awareness.

          2. Red Rocks White Privilege   8 months ago

            I’ve never thought that basing politics on emotion is a great idea, especially when it’s hatred fed by a demagogue.

            Basing politics on emotion is how most campaigns are run. And the reality is that voting is based on how motivated you are to beat the other side.

            Is it? I avoid advertising so I really don’t know.

            You don't have to watch ads, just watch the tone and body language of their media allies, as well as their own actions. See Tiananmen Tim's goofy exclamations cited by Ms. Liz.

            While stirring up hatred, yes.

            "Why can't I hate you...in speech?"--Patrice O'Neal.

            1. sarcasmic   8 months ago

              Basing politics on emotion is how most campaigns are run. And the reality is that voting is based on how motivated you are to beat the other side.

              Mencken said something along the lines of "The goal of political parties is to convince voters that the other party is evil, and they're both right."

              Some things never change I guess.

              You don’t have to watch ads, just watch the tone and body language of their media allies, as well as their own actions. See Tiananmen Tim’s goofy exclamations cited by Ms. Liz.

              I saw a lot of stupid, not hatred. *shrug*

              1. R Mac   8 months ago

                Truly amazing.

              2. Zeb   8 months ago

                I'd say there is very little behind Harris's support besides hatred of Trump. Maybe there are a few, but I can't imagine there are many people who deep down actually believe she is in any way a good candidate or equipped to be a good president.

                1. sarcasmic   8 months ago

                  Sure, but I'm talking about the campaigns themselves. Granted I'm not looking very hard, but I'm not seeing a lot of hatred coming from the Harris campaign or from her. While the hateful demagoguery (political activity or practices that seek support by appealing to the desires and prejudices of ordinary people rather than by using rational argument) from Trump and his supporters is nearly impossible to escape.

                2. Its_Not_Inevitable   8 months ago

                  There’s the anti-Trump crowd and there’s the “I’m going to vote for my Party no matter who it is” crowd.

                  I'm sure Kamala could draw us a Venn Diagram showing the huge overlap between the two.

                  1. Zeb   8 months ago

                    Right. Hatred of Trump or blind party loyalty.

                    1. sarcasmic   8 months ago

                      Hatred or fear?

                      I don’t fear him becoming president because he won’t accomplish much. He doesn’t compromise, he doesn’t play well with others, he doesn’t take advice, and that isn’t how things get done politically.

                      However if I thought he could accomplish his goals of economic isolationism, the detention and deportation of tens of millions of political scapegoats (who prop up the economy by doing jobs Americans are too proud to do), and retribution against his political enemies, I’d be pretty afraid.

                      But he won’t, so I’m not. Nor should anyone else.

                    2. Zeb   8 months ago

                      Most of the stridently anti-Trump people I talk to seem a lot more hateful than fearful. They don't talk about the economic stuff. They do talk some about the deportations, but mostly as a reason to call him racist. They mostly want to attack him as a person or fantasize about him being assassinated.
                      If people are genuinely concerned about the policy things that you mention, fair enough. But it's not as if there is an alternative (that has any chance of winning) that is not completely idiotic on economic and fiscal matters.

                    3. sarcasmic   8 months ago

                      But it’s not as if there is an alternative (that has any chance of winning) that is not completely idiotic on economic and fiscal matters.

                      Not sure what that means. Both candidates are completely idiotic on economic and fiscal matters. Chase isn't, but has no chance of winning. However the reason to support the Libertarian Party isn't in some vain hope that they will win but to keep and expand ballot access and to gain debate access. It's hard to support what's not on the ballot, and it's easier to get a message out if allowed into the debates.

                    4. sarcasmic   8 months ago

                      That said I kind of wish I was registered to vote. Kinda.

                    5. Bertram Guilfoyle   8 months ago

                      Wait, If you're not going to register and vote for Oliver, doesn't this mean you hate gays?

                    6. Zeb   8 months ago

                      What I mean is that people who are scared of Trump for rational reasons should be at least as scared of Harris. I'm not trying to discourage anyone from voting LP, I'm just more understanding of the lesser of two evils voting reasoning than I once was.

              3. Ersatz   8 months ago

                "I saw a lot of stupid, not hatred."

                just look to her supporters for the rest...

          3. Sevo, 5-30-24, embarrassment   8 months ago

            FOAD, you pathetic, lying pile of lefty shit.

          4. R Mac   8 months ago

            Shorter sarc: I only pay attention to the evil things Trump does every day. I don’t pay attention to Kamala.

      2. JesseAz (5-30 Banana Republic Day)   8 months ago

        "Not a democrat"

      3. Don't look at me!   8 months ago

        as long as you’re full of hate and rage.

        So you’re in, right?

        1. Mother's Lament   8 months ago

          Hate and rage is the only reason Sarc still posts here. It’s certainly not any residual libertarian impulses.

      4. R Mac   8 months ago

        “pray daily to Saint Babbitt”

        Next week sarc will lie and say he never said this.

        1. Mother's Lament   8 months ago

          Drunk on a Wednesday morning again. Sarckles must've lost another job.

          1. Chumby   8 months ago

            He still has his side hustle of returning empties for a nickel each.

      5. Bertram Guilfoyle   8 months ago

        I don't hate any of those things (except maybe the drag queen one), and yet people in the trump camp are pretty friendly to me.

        1. R Mac   8 months ago

          Sarc’s a broken man that can’t take any responsibility for the consequences of his behavior. So he has to continue, for going on near a decade now, to ignore all the non-Trump supporters here that don’t get the shit he does for being a bitter, drunken retard.

        2. JesseAz (5-30 Banana Republic Day)   8 months ago

          Yeah. It is pretty fucking funny how I can link to numerous leftists who go to Trump rallies and say how friendly everyone is. Meanwhile Kamalas crowd is shouting down all non acolytes.

        3. Medulla Oblongata   8 months ago

          I don't even hate the drag queen one. Wanna do drag queen stuff, go do it.

          But why must it so often be done in front of children, as if being in drag in front of young children is the sine qua non of the drag show? In which case, perverts need to be stopped. Don't take your kids to the AVN Awards show, don't take your kids to the strip club. Same reasons, but we don't have strip clubs sending their dancers out to storytime at the children's library.

          If your drag show was more Mrs Doubtfire and less putting dollar bills in garter belts, there wouldn't be (m)any complaints.

          1. Bertram Guilfoyle   8 months ago

            That's really what I was getting at.

          2. Mother's Lament   8 months ago

            "Don’t take your kids to the AVN Awards show, don’t take your kids to the strip club. Same reasons, but we don’t have strip clubs sending their dancers out to storytime at the children’s library."

            And it's always kids. Drag queens aren't reading to seniors or doing their shows at lodges. It's always kids.

            1. The Margrave of Azilia   8 months ago

              How do you know they don't go to nursing homes?

              "Who was that nice lady who came to read to us?"

              "I thought that was a man."

              "But she wore a skirt."

              "Maybe he's Scottish?"

      6. Use the Schwartz   8 months ago

        I see Sarcasmic is giving his full-throated endorsements today.

        1. sarcasmic   8 months ago

          Only in the minds of retarded binary-thinkers whose eyes see criticism of one side and their broken brains read praise for the other.

          1. Bertram Guilfoyle   8 months ago

            I was starting to think you had forgotten the word "binary" - you haven't used it in a while.

            The fact that you think it is substantive as an insult says something about you though...

          2. LIBtranslator   8 months ago

            The key thing is to ignore the Libertarian and pray Oliver does not get 4 million votes at ten cents apiece--his cost in Georgia. Without weed-banners and girl-bulliers aligned with the Dems, a Libertarian will be draining votes off the Race Suicide cum Reefer Madness shriekers. Dipshit's Tesla stock tanked when he joined that congregation--and never recovered. An omen?

            1. Mother's Lament   8 months ago

              Kamala charged 1900 black men with Marihuana possession charges during her tenure as DA, and Trump charged zero. Trump has said he’s open to legalization.

              So where is your horseshit coming from?

              1. R Mac   8 months ago

                1965ish.

                1. Chumby   8 months ago

                  Hank remembers 1965. Also, Hank remembers 1900.

          3. Medulla Oblongata   8 months ago

            OMG, still got "binary" on your bingo card?

            1. Chumby   8 months ago

              After formally teaming up with Jeff, sarc is now officially non-binary.

      7. Earth-based Human Skeptic   8 months ago

        Unlike the DNC tent that requires DEI doctrinal purity and submission based on intersectional oppression?

        Fuck off, Sarc.

        1. sarcasmic   8 months ago

          What do you call it when the ‘wrong’ answer to “Who won the 2020 election?” can get you excommunicated?

          1. Earth-based Human Skeptic   8 months ago

            How about the wrong answer to "Was the 2020 election the purist ever?"

            1. Moderation4ever   8 months ago

              Can you prove it was not? I will make this simple, would an analysis of the last 6 Presidential elections show that 2020 experienced more or less problem and irregularities.

              1. sarcasmic   8 months ago

                They already switched the burden of proof. Once they are committed to that fallacy there's no turning it back around.

                1. JesseAz (5-30 Banana Republic Day)   8 months ago

                  Amazing how you still ignore actual decided changes regarding illegal election changes, actual evidence of fraud, states admitting to double voters, videos of election regulation violations, etc.

                  The evidence YOU require is government controlled and dem AGs threaten prosecution regarding its release.

              2. Zeb   8 months ago

                All of the voting changes and especially the massive shift to voting by mail (using the existing absentee system for something it was never intended for) definitely made 2020 exceptional in terms of opportunities for funny business. I don't know enough to be certain or even strongly suspecting one way or another. But I don't know how anyone can honestly say there wasn't a lot of room for potential fraud that would be very hard to prove after the fact.

                1. Moderation4ever   8 months ago

                  The problem Zeb is that there really as much room for fraud as most people think is present. There are numerous checks throughout the system. While you could argue that one check alone might not be enough, the multiple layers would stop any large-scale fraud. It might be worthwhile to consider that most people are honest and that even some of the people caught violating election rules did not do so intentionally and often are only casing their own vote. Often a vote they are entitled to make, they just made a clerical error.

          2. Mother's Lament   8 months ago

            Yes, lets review that.
            Let’s see what happened to Parler because of the ‘wrong’ answer to “Who won the 2020 election?” Let’s see what happened to Fox News and a billion dollar settlement because of the ‘wrong’ answer to “Who won the 2020 election?” Let’s see what happened to people posting on pre-Musk Twitter and Facebook because of the ‘wrong’ answer to “Who won the 2020 election?” Let’s see what happened to the lawyers hired by Trump because of the ‘wrong’ answer to “Who won the 2020 election?” Let’s see what happened to the nonviolent J6 protesters because of the ‘wrong’ answer to “Who won the 2020 election?”

            1. sarcasmic   8 months ago

              All of the people you mention, especially the ones who committed criminal acts in His name, passed the test and are welcome into the Church of Trump. Those who get the question wrong are not welcome in the GOP.

              1. Don't look at me!   8 months ago

                Poor sarc.

              2. Mother's Lament   8 months ago

                Wait, so the "wrong" answer to who won 2020 only runs one way and it's okay to psychotically overcharge people who dissent?

                But he swears he's not a Democrat and a Nazi folks.

                1. sarcasmic   8 months ago

                  context: the circumstances that form the setting for an event, statement, or idea, and in terms of which it can be fully understood and assessed.

                  The context was acceptance into Trump’s Republican Party. It would take a really stupid or a really dishonest person to claim that that question and answer was meant to apply to every context.

                  Which are you? Really stupid or really dishonest?

                  1. Mother's Lament   8 months ago

                    Yeah, none of what you just said makes sense, particularly as you guys are deliberately changing the context. Do you want to explain yourself better?

                    1. sarcasmic   8 months ago

                      Really stupid it is.

                    2. Mother's Lament   8 months ago

                      So you can't explain yourself.

                    3. sarcasmic   8 months ago

                      I already did in the comment about context. You're either too stupid to understand or you're a liar feigning ignorance. Either way I'm not interested.

      8. damikesc   8 months ago

        Hates free trade?

        He's the ONLY one who ever offered zero tariffs.

        Nobody wished to join him.

        Oh well.

        1. JesseAz (5-30 Banana Republic Day)   8 months ago

          Sarc literally defines free trade as a one way process.

    3. Super Scary   8 months ago

      “the people, equality, commonsense”

      Well now that the dems are the party of equity, I guess someone had to take over.

  27. Think It Through   8 months ago

    "You wanna cry? I'll give you something to cry about" >> Gentle Parenting.

    1. mad.casual   8 months ago

      "I have no idea what kind of a monster would raise a kid that shoots up a school." - Gentle Parent

    2. Sevo, 5-30-24, embarrassment   8 months ago

      Not sure a life sentence is appropriate, but the couple is responsible for the kid until the kid hits his majority (18 there?), and they truly did fail at raising him.

    3. LIBtranslator   8 months ago

      Choor ting: At his 2022 Georgia votes-per-dollar rate, pro-choice Chase Oliver could buy Joe Biden's winning 2020 vote total for 8 million dollars. The tighter the race, the more each looter gang has to worry about libertarian spoiler votes doing to them what Hippie-jailer Hillary felt on her hide in 2016. All the nazis have left is girl-bullying bigots eager to crash the economy with asset-forfeiture grabs. Oh... and Tesla-bullier. The Dems raised 1.27B to Drumpf's 0.94B, so Tesla-bullier better get on his pogo stick.

  28. Sevo, 5-30-24, embarrassment   8 months ago

    "Biden administration to provide $325 million for new Michigan semiconductor factory"
    https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/biden-administration-to-provide-325-million-for-new-michigan-semiconductor-factory/ar-AA1sEOBC?ocid=BingNewsSerp

    Truth:
    "Someone acting in the stead of the imbecilic Biden is giving $325M of your and my money to someone with connections"
    Don't you wish you knew someone as generous as you?

    1. R Mac   8 months ago

      I’m sure there will be no connections to China.

  29. Red Rocks White Privilege   8 months ago

    "Seriously, that guy is literally the richest man in the world, spending millions of dollars to help Donald Trump buy an election."

    Harris leads in the money pool, they just got $50 million from that fuckhead Bill Gates, and get millions from Silicon Valley and Hollywood. No one believes this bullshit about "buying an election" with those numbers, especially when you've got county clerks and poll workers in your pocket ready to "break a water main" and stuff ballots behind closed doors.

    1. Red Rocks White Privilege   8 months ago

      Also, I should mention that one of the big reasons Republicans are pushing to go back to paper vs. electronic ballots is because polling machines in purple areas where Reps have traditionally done in-person voting have this odd habit of crashing for several hours. Total coincidence and not at all voter supression, I’m sure, but at least with the paper ones that takes the reliance on (and gaming of) technology out of the equation.

      1. Moonrocks   8 months ago

        What is even the point of voting machines? I know the real reason is to facilitate fraud, but what's the stated reason? They're not more secure, they're not faster or more efficient, they're not more credible, they're not more convenient, so why?

        1. Red Rocks White Privilege   8 months ago

          What is even the point of voting machines? I know the real reason is to facilitate fraud, but what’s the stated reason?

          Supposedly, it's to finish the vote counting faster, although that oddly gets delayed for several days or even weeks in certain races so all the ballots that were randomly stored in janitor closets and election worker car trunks can be pulled out, or filled out for you by helpful Democratic poll workers after you pass away, so your vote will still count even when you're fertilizer.

        2. R Mac   8 months ago

          SHUT UP RACIST!

        3. Ron   8 months ago

          voting machines cost more money and are often difficult to use but thats ok since someone lobbied the government to finance them that is the only reason to have them

        4. Ersatz   8 months ago

          Well, in the old days they held out the promise of all those benefits... but now-a-days - SHUT UP!

    2. MT-Man   8 months ago

      To your point, just yesterday I had 12 democrat mailings, 2 door hangers and 1 republican mailing when I got home. This has been pretty consistent in this state for the past couple of months. Mostly Tester stuff but a few others like CI 128 seem to pop up a lot too.

      1. Red Rocks White Privilege   8 months ago

        And stuff like that is such a complete fucking waste of money these days, because only septuagenarians and older will bother reading them. These people have so much money to burn they're blowing it on shit they don't need to spend it on.

    3. Jerry B.   8 months ago

      “ No one believes this bullshit about “buying an election” with those numbers…”

      The “journalists” at the Washington Post do. That’s one of their stories on heavy rotation.

  30. Sevo, 5-30-24, embarrassment   8 months ago

    "EXCLUSIVE: In 2007, Kamala Harris plagiarized pages of Congressional testimony from a Republican colleague.
    And in 2012, she plagiarized a fictionalized story about sex trafficking—but presented it as a real case."

    By now, it will be news to find one bit of writing or testimony from Cackles which HASN'T been authored by someone else.

    1. Eeyore   8 months ago

      She should just tell a story about the time Willy sex trafficked her.

    2. Chumby   8 months ago

      She should get a copy of Hillary’s concession speech.

      1. Ersatz   8 months ago

        Ha! [hopefully]From your (sarcastic) keyboard to God's inbox ...

  31. Don't look at me!   8 months ago

    Biden on Trump: “We need to lock him up”.

    Yeah, he said it out loud.

    1. Earth-based Human Skeptic   8 months ago

      Come on, man. Ol' Joe was just telling innocent fables.

  32. Longtobefree   8 months ago

    "Skipping Dipshits"

    Is that when we read the name on a Reason article and head straight to the comments?

    1. R Mac   8 months ago

      Ha!

    2. Sevo, 5-30-24, embarrassment   8 months ago

      Well, if it's a Sullum piece, you could be forgiven for doing so.

    3. Bertram Guilfoyle   8 months ago

      Could also apply to auto-scrolling past any sighting of this combination of letters: SQRLSY

    4. Super Scary   8 months ago

      It would be faster to make note of the articles that don't invoke that response.

    5. sarcasmic   8 months ago

      It's when I put Big Mac, Sevo, Dlam, BG and other dipshits on mute, and skip the grey boxes where their stupid comments would be.

      1. Don't look at me!   8 months ago

        Get a life, sarc!

      2. LIBtranslator   8 months ago

        I'm proud of you. Each of these dipschaisst wankers prolly has three sock masks the better to egg each other on. Once all sane readers have banned one, that creep has to drop out or make up another alias.

        1. Bertram Guilfoyle   8 months ago

          I’m proud of you

          Dad proud of son.

        2. Gaear Grimsrud   8 months ago

          Slipped out of your coma for two days Hank? Atta boy!

          1. Chumby   8 months ago

            The asylum just got wifi.

      3. Don't look at me!   8 months ago

        Ha Ha, Jesse, you got dropped off the hate list.

        1. JesseAz (5-30 Banana Republic Day)   8 months ago

          Time to ramp it up to 10.

      4. Bertram Guilfoyle   8 months ago

        Sarcasmic binarily decided to mute all those people.

      5. R Mac   8 months ago

        First on the list I see.

      6. Spiritus Mundi   8 months ago

        Sarcs list is Big tent grey box, as he is full of hate and rage, and booze.

      7. Medulla Oblongata   8 months ago

        You know, once you have someone on mute, there's no reason to unmute them and make comments on their comments. Kind of defeats the purpose of having them on mute. Or it represents some sort of neurotic obsessive behavior that causes you to unmute and comment. Or maybe just plain stupidity of how the system works.

        1. Bertram Guilfoyle   8 months ago

          His "browser logs him out".

      8. InsaneTrollLogic (Factio Democratica delenda est 5/30/24)   8 months ago

        Lying sack of shit, you put no one on mute even though you claim you do.

      9. JesseAz (5-30 Banana Republic Day)   8 months ago

        I didn't make the list. =(

        1. Chumby   8 months ago

          His obsession with you compels him to not mute you.

          Tall, well-groomed, looks like a cop.

    6. Earth-based Human Skeptic   8 months ago

      Can we get a little Skipping Dipshits emoji?

  33. Commenter_XY   8 months ago

    I would love to see the Venn diagram overlap for the following:

    Epstein list + P Diddy list + Kamala top dollar donors

    That overlap would be fascinating.

    1. Moderation4ever   8 months ago

      We know that Trump is on the Epstein list and a donor to Kamala Harris, do you think he is on P Diddy List also?

      1. Earth-based Human Skeptic   8 months ago

        Can you get any more lame?

        1. Sevo, 5-30-24, embarrassment   8 months ago

          M4E? You bet! Just wait; the shit-stain will be happy to oblige.

        2. Mother's Lament   8 months ago

          Still lightyears away from peak M4E.

      2. Red Rocks White Privilege   8 months ago

        Are things going so badly for your side that you're drunk-posting, AJ? Just because you live in Wisconsin doesn't mean you need to dance the Beer Barrel Polka.

      3. Super Scary   8 months ago

        “a donor to Kamala Harris”

        Wait, what? Let me look this up.
        https://www.npr.org/2024/07/22/g-s1-12696/kamala-harris-donation-trump-election
        “California records show that Trump contributed $5,000 in September 2011 toward Harris’ 2014 reelection campaign, and followed up with another $1,000 in February 2013.”

        So way back when, before he (or Harris) even ran for president. Is this relevant in any way?

        1. LIBtranslator   8 months ago

          Relevant? Anything that deflects scrutiny from both looter platforms in a libertarian publication is "relevant." The LP in 2016 covered the gap with spoiler votes in 13 states casting 127 electoral votes--the kind that beat Hillary the pot prohibitionist after she won the popular vote. The LP is the 900-pound Swinging State in the room, the one "both" ordure-flinging looters struggle to evade.

        2. Moderation4ever   8 months ago

          I don't know C_XY did not supply a time frame for the items he would subject to a Venn diagram analysis.

          1. Red Rocks White Privilege   8 months ago

            Was $5000 the best that she got?

          2. Commenter_XY   8 months ago

            The 2024 election cycle = timeframe

            1. Moderation4ever   8 months ago

              Why did you not add it to your original post?

        3. Jerry B.   8 months ago

          Well, he was a Democrat, before he saw the light.

      4. Commenter_XY   8 months ago

        Doubtful = Pres Trump on P Diddy list.

        If memory serves, Pres Trump tossed and banned Epstein from Mar-a-Lago for his behavior with underaged guests and MaL staff.

        I see Reid Hoffman and Bill Gates, and I know Kamala's donor list is full of human slime buckets.

        BTW, I'd want to see that overlap with Pres Trumps top donors.

        1. Mother's Lament   8 months ago

          "If memory serves, Pres Trump tossed and banned Epstein from Mar-a-Lago for his behavior with underaged guests and MaL staff."

          Also, the log's show that Trump was accompanied by his family both times he rode on Epstein's jet.

          1. Sevo, 5-30-24, embarrassment   8 months ago

            Trump has been investigated for 8 years now, by anyone with a case of TDS and being capable of doing so.
            He's been convicted of 34 counts of late library book returns.
            I'm not that clean...

            1. rbike   8 months ago

              Neither am I.

        2. Sevo, 5-30-24, embarrassment   8 months ago

          M4E have evidence for his bullshit?! My pet pig will take wing first!
          M4E is a lying pile of lefty shit and approaches turd-level of stupidity besides.

      5. Bertram Guilfoyle   8 months ago

        We know that Trump is on the Epstein list

        Well, Epstein did have that painting of trump in a dress... that was trump wasn't it?

      6. Gaear Grimsrud   8 months ago

        You mean because Trump banned Epstein from his properties?

      7. I, Woodchipper   8 months ago

        You've seen the list? now I have questions

      8. InsaneTrollLogic (Factio Democratica delenda est 5/30/24)   8 months ago

        Just how much retard did you imbibe this morning? You're sounding dumber than Sarc.

  34. Moderation4ever   8 months ago

    Best joke from Walz's Madison rally was from Mark Pocan, 2nd District Congressional Representative. Why is Trump like a pumpkin? He is orange outside, hollow inside, and is best thrown out in early November.

    1. Red Rocks White Privilege   8 months ago

      Pocan appears to be an expert on pumpkins because he sees one every time he looks in the mirror.

      1. Mother's Lament   8 months ago

        Seriously, aside from hue he looks more like a pumpkin than Trump. Professional jealousy going on here maybe?

        1. Red Rocks White Privilege   8 months ago

          Seriously, the dude's neck is larger than my thigh.

          1. Moderation4ever   8 months ago

            Trump's or Pocan?

            1. Red Rocks White Privilege   8 months ago

              Gee, your side really does like to play dumb when your dialectic is called out, doesn't it AJ?

    2. Mother's Lament   8 months ago

      Wow! You watched Walz’s rally? That shows true dedication.

      1. Don't look at me!   8 months ago

        Probably just another lie.

      2. Moderation4ever   8 months ago

        I attended. If you have read my comments in the past you know I like to attend political rallies. That doesn't mean the candidate get my vote, but I'm retired and have the time. Walz is a good speaker, but President Obama was batting clean-up and he is a very good speaker.

        I would certainly attend a Trump or Vance rally if it was in Madison, not much chance of that. In 2020, I did do an outdoor rally with Bernie, dam cold, and also Jo Jorgensen's rally. Wondering if Chase Oliver would come to Madison in 2024? Like to see him.

        One final question for those that attend Trump rallies, President Obama was working the rope line after the rally, does Trump or Vance do the rope lines?

        1. Red Rocks White Privilege   8 months ago

          One final question for those that attend Trump rallies, President Obama was working the rope line after the rally, does Trump or Vance do the rope lines?

          That whole fry thing is really bugging you shitlibs, isn't it?

        2. Don't look at me!   8 months ago

          Have those guys been shot at?

        3. Mother's Lament   8 months ago

          “I attended.”

          OH WOW! MODDLES ATTEND A WALZ RALLY.

          Maybe you want to swap out the “Moderation” in your nick for something more appropriate now.

          “One final question for those that attend Trump rallies, President Obama was working the rope line after the rally, does Trump or Vance do the rope lines?”

          Yes, you fucking idiot. Near constantly. There’s new video all the time all over the net. Shit, a couple of days after you guys shot his ear he was handshaking the crowds. It’s part of his schtick. From McDonalds drive throughs to UFC events. How did you not know this, BlueAnon?

          1. Chumby   8 months ago

            When called up asking when the Walz rally was going to be held, they asked him when could he make it.

            1. Mother's Lament   8 months ago

              Moddles was the only one not paid to be there.

    3. Mike Parsons   8 months ago

      cringe AF. This stuff is working for you? Found the NPC colbert enjoyer

      1. Mother's Lament   8 months ago

        Guaranteed. Every night right after Jimmy Kimmel, so he has to set the DVR.

    4. Super Scary   8 months ago

      Knock knock.

  35. Mother's Lament   8 months ago

    "Seriously, that guy is literally the richest man in the world, spending millions of dollars to help Donald Trump buy an election."

    George Soros quietly hides the Steele dossier behind his back.

    Seriously though, it's like Walz's scriptwriters haven't heard that Trump is a multi-billionaire too.

    Since most (all) of Elon's wealth is tied up in the valuations of the companies he owns Trump probably has easier access to quick cash.

    1. Super Scary   8 months ago

      “Seriously though, it’s like Walz’s scriptwriters haven’t heard that Trump is a multi-billionaire too.”

      Trump exists in the minds of his enemies as both a heartless billionaire and a penniless con-man with failing businesses. He’s also the stupidest person in the world, but at the same time the world’s most clever schemer that was able to install himself to the highest position in the country.

      1. Mother's Lament   8 months ago

        Plus a man who will start a war with Russia over a dead Iranian terrorist, and a man elected by Russia to do... something.

        These people see the contradictions in their statements, but their job is to lie and deceive so they don't care.

      2. Medulla Oblongata   8 months ago

        Like George Bush, who was too stupid to walk and chew gum at the same time, yet somehow bamboozled virtually every leading Democrat, inc. Hillary Clinton, John Kerry, Chuck Schumer, Joe Biden, Chris Dodd, Harry Reid and more, into supporting his wars.

  36. LIBtranslator   8 months ago

    Equal time for the Lizard's candidate:
    Trump became angry. “It doesn’t cost 60,000 bucks to bury a fucking Mexican!”
    Trump: ‘I Need the Kind of Generals That Hitler Had’
    "And in six states, you're allowed to kill the baby after it's born. And you know, one of those states is Minnesota, where Tampon Tim is from." -- Trump 0824
    Classy!

    1. Mother's Lament   8 months ago

      Trump: ‘I Need the Kind of Generals That Hitler Had’

      Turned out that was a big fucking lie. This morning her sister posted this to the Atlantic’s X feed: https://x.com/mguilen_/status/1848824382572900374

      “I don’t appreciate how you are exploiting my sister’s death for politics- hurtful & disrespectful to the important changes she made for service members. President Donald Trump did nothing but show respect to my family & Vanessa. In fact, I voted for President Trump today.”

      You guys just can’t stop lying, huh?

      1. Sevo, 5-30-24, embarrassment   8 months ago

        "...You guys just can’t stop lying, huh?"

        They'd have to quit posting here.

    2. I, Woodchipper   8 months ago

      Imagine being this gullible. You'd end up voting democrat

  37. Sevo, 5-30-24, embarrassment   8 months ago

    BTW SF Mayor Breed is about to be handed her pink slip and is running desperation ads claiming that crime is now below lockdown (she calls it "pandemic", the liar) rates.
    Possibly; all the stores which are still open don't leave stock on the shelves and have armed security.
    This is Sullum-level dishonesty.

  38. Super Scary   8 months ago
  39. Rick James   8 months ago

    Oh hey, speaking of the P. Diddy files, I watched this interview last night. Soft White Underbelly (for those of you who might be keeping score at home). This guy does some of the best long form, just-let-the-subject-talk interviews around.

    After watching this interview last night, I was so disturbed that I never… ever want to watch another Hollywood production about “the dark side of suburbia”. The level of dnc-aligned entertainment sector degeneracy made me go pale.

    My Night At P Diddy's Freak Off-Tanea

    Apparently this is a young woman who had told some people of what was going on at these parties and no one believed her.

    1. Red Rocks White Privilege   8 months ago

      Stanley Kubrick probably got offed for exposing just how deviant these people really are.

      1. Commenter_XY   8 months ago

        They are sick people who should never be allowed near the reins of power.

      2. Gaear Grimsrud   8 months ago

        Guys like Epstein and Diddy are useful. Until they aren't anymore.

  40. Red Rocks White Privilege   8 months ago

    What is it with Democrats this campaign cycle and acting like doofuses out on the range? Now Billy Eichner clone Lucas Kunce and his buttbuddy Adam Kinzinger decided to scope-shoot metal targets at 10 yards, with tannerite on the table, and ended up hitting a reporter.

    1. Mike Parsons   8 months ago

      When you desperately want to prove to real Americans that you are just like them and love you some 2A, but forgot that you actually hate the 2A and dont know shit about firearms.

      Walz/Harris camo hat, in a nutshell

      1. Don't look at me!   8 months ago

        The stupid bastard walz didn’t know how to load a shotgun.

        1. Dillinger   8 months ago

          dangerous being near that guy on any day.

      2. Red Rocks White Privilege   8 months ago

        The thing is Kunce and Kinzinger all SHOULD fucking know better, because the former is still in the Marine Reserves and Kinzinger is ex-Air Force. Both have had to do annual small arms requal as part of their military service. Just epically fucking stupid range behavior that would have gotten their ass chewed by a CATM sergeant or DI.

        At least Walz didn't look down the barrel when he was trying to load his shotgun.

    2. Incunabulum   8 months ago

      They don't understand flyover country.

      They literally do think we're all inbred hicks masturbating over guns and cheap beer.

      Its like, no, no one here cares if you're not into guns, and an failed attempt to look like 'a regular Joe' is worse than looking like an 'elite'.

      Nobody cared that Obama never shot a gun - until he decided to show everyone how cool he was and then we all laughed at him.

      Nobody cared that Hillary didn't drink beer - until she tried to pretend she was 'a regular person' and choked it down and we all laughed at her.

  41. Jim Logajan   8 months ago

    Nobody cares about plagiarism anymore.

    Sure, back when media dinosaurs roamed the earth Biden was forced to put his campaign for president on hold a few decades, but he stayed in the Senate because in reality Delaware voters didn't care.

    So few cared that he was considered valuable enough to be put on a ticket as Vice President. And then became President.

    1. Red Rocks White Privilege   8 months ago

      Not in the big picture sense, but Harris's is a nuclear-grade, college undergrad level of laziness that shouldn't be possible for even a state level politician, much less someone who became Vice President. I'm starting to understand why this dizzy bimbo failed the bar the first time.

      1. Medulla Oblongata   8 months ago

        One has to wonder how she EVER passed the bar. Is there someone she could have blown to get a pass?

  42. Dillinger   8 months ago

    >>"Seriously, that guy is literally the richest man in the world, spending millions of dollars to help Donald Trump buy an election."

    says the idiot whose peeps have ponied up a cool billion to help KH buy an election

    1. Medulla Oblongata   8 months ago

      How much have Bill Gates and Zuckerberg chipped in for KH?

      1. Chumby   8 months ago

        One of the Koch brothers has dedicated a portion of his magazine to her campaign.

        1. Dillinger   8 months ago

          Harris-n-Run

  43. Dillinger   8 months ago

    >>Following the killing of Hamas leader Yahya Sinwar, Blinken has revived efforts to pursue a ceasefire between Israel and Hamas.

    "Guys, guys, if you kill everybody I won't have anyone to help behind the scenes with the food and the gold."

  44. Uncle Jay   8 months ago

    Walz calling Musk a dipshit.
    This coming from someone who puts tampon machines in boys' bathrooms and can't operate a shotgun properly.

    1. I, Woodchipper   8 months ago

      Musk may actually have an IQ double that of Walz

      1. Minadin   8 months ago

        That may be an underestimate.

  45. Dillinger   8 months ago

    >>Former Abercrombie & Fitch CEO Mike Jeffries

    anyone who set foot in a mall in the '90s could see this coming.

    1. Medulla Oblongata   8 months ago

      Indeed. I'm shocked...shocked...

      1. Minadin   8 months ago

        It's ALWAYS the people you least expect . . .

  46. Dillinger   8 months ago

    >>Wild revelations have been circulating for a bit now:

    the takedown to save professional credibility always happens.

  47. Dillinger   8 months ago

    >>My biggest gripe with “gentle parenting” is that

    … gentle parenting exists.

  48. Mike Parsons   8 months ago

    M4E, trueman, creamjeff et al coming off pretty unhinged lately. I wonder if this has something to do with it...

    538: Trump 52 / Harris 48
    RCP: Trump +1.1 avg in swing states, winning Mi, Pa, Wi, Nv, Ga, Nc, Az...
    Polymarket: Trump 62% chance of winning
    EBO: Trump 60% chance of winning

    I can sense the spasms coming

    1. Don't look at me!   8 months ago

      Gonna be epic.
      Until they finally succeed at killing trump.

      1. Vernon Depner   8 months ago

        He should flee the country if he "loses" the election. He'll be in grave danger.

        1. Incunabulum   8 months ago

          Where would he go?

          Europe hates him even more, anywhere else and the USG will just drone him.

          1. Chumby   8 months ago

            Russia

    2. LIBtranslator   8 months ago

      Keep ignoring that Libertarian candidate. Hillary did...

      1. Super Scary   8 months ago

        "Keep ignoring that Libertarian candidate. Hillary did…"

        Are you suggesting Libertarians were the spoiler vote for the democrats in 2015?

        1. Sevo, 5-30-24, embarrassment   8 months ago

          Is there a reason the L candidate is worthy of anything other than being ignored?

    3. Moderation4ever   8 months ago

      There is a reason that Trump was fired in 2020. If the American people forget that and elect him again, I accept that. I also expect a second Trump administration to be no better than the first, which ended in a recession.

      1. Dillinger   8 months ago

        >>There is a reason that Trump was fired in 2020.

        willful blindness is the most blinding of all.

      2. Red Rocks White Privilege   8 months ago

        Goddamn, son, the flop sweat coming off of you could refill the Colorado River reservoirs.

      3. Sevo, 5-30-24, embarrassment   8 months ago

        "...There is a reason that Trump was fired in 2020...."

        TDS-addled shit piles like you had something to do with that. FOAD, asshole.

      4. Medulla Oblongata   8 months ago

        "ended in a recession."

        You plan to send Fauci back to China to get another virus to start another pandemic? The recession falls on Trump basically inasmuch as he followed the beloved Dr.'s and other experts' advice (and was in fact derided mercilessly for failing to do what the experts said immediately).

        Not to mention, the recession was well over before Trump's term was over, basically undone as soon as the emergency measures that caused it were lifted (and after shoveling way too much easy money into the wash).

        "The Covid-19 recession is in the books as one of the deepest — but also the shortest — in U.S. history, the official documenter of economic cycles said Monday. According to the National Bureau of Economic Research, the contraction lasted just two months, from February 2020 to the following April. Though the drop featured a staggering 31.4% GDP plunge in the second quarter of the pandemic-scarred year, it also saw a massive snapback the following period, with previously unheard of policy stimulus boosting output by 33.4%."

        1. Moderation4ever   8 months ago

          Will another pandemic happen? Let us hope not. The recession happened under Trump's watch and that is the standard usually used to assess these things. Inflation was the bounce back from the pandemic and people are more than happy to lay that on Biden, so yes Trump get the recession.

          What you missed is that Trump has no ability to handle a crisis. When the pandemic happened he offer no real leadership one would expect from a President. As for Antony Fauci, he wasn't President and Trump could have removed him anytime he wished. He did not do that Trump stood like a deer in the highlights hoping the pandemic would end.

          So, something will happen and Trump will screw it up and a recession will occur, mark the tape.

          1. Don't look at me!   8 months ago

            Yes, you have given so many examples for why anyone should believe you.

          2. TJJ2000   8 months ago

            Pure leftard ignorant BS.

            Under your blame-projection, do please explain, how’s it none of these Republican re-elections ever sustained a Great Depression or a Great Recession or a Great Inflation??????

            Yet FDR and his [D]-trifecta managed to sustain it for 12 F’En YEARS??????

            You are just blame-shifting. The reality is markets go up and down and up and down constantly …. but it takes a [D]-trifecta to launch the whole nation into disparity.

      5. Its_Not_Inevitable   8 months ago

        "which ended in a recession." Gee, I wonder what happened in 2020...

      6. Zeb   8 months ago

        What excuse will Dem governors and public health officials have for tanking the economy this time around?
        Pardon me if I misremember, but weren't you in favor of the policies that caused the economic disaster of 2020?

        1. Moderation4ever   8 months ago

          Show me where I was in favor of the policies that generated the economic problems in 2020. The problems in 2020 was inflation and that inflation resulted initially from supply chain issues and then from overspending at the end of the previous administration. I cannot address supply chain issues. With regard to spending, you will see that I thought the Trump administration was giving out far too much money to address the pandemic. Checks the comments.

  49. TJJ2000   8 months ago

    "If Walz and Harris oppose this, as well as the myriad tax breaks and government incentives from which Musk benefits, they ought to roll such things back not out of political retribution but out of a sense that companies should succeed or fail on their own merit."

    One of the many hypocritical stances of the left. More, More, More government spending and then blame all the recipients of their [Na]tional So[zi]alist policies for unjustly getting rich.

  50. Eeyore   8 months ago

    I always thought it was called, "Analcummy & Filtch".

  51. Super Scary   8 months ago

    I've seen multiple ads on Youtube the last few days that all say essentially the same thing: People are going to be able to check to see if you voted or not, so get out there and vote!

    Just now I got a text message informing me that a person at my address (I live alone) may have not voted yet and gave me a link to vote early. Unprompted.

    Anyone seeing stuff like this? It's vaguely threatening, to be honest.

    1. R Mac   8 months ago

      I live in Michigan. I got a text the other day with instruction on how to obtain a Pennsylvania mail-in ballot. Seems legit.

    2. Incunabulum   8 months ago

      Yeah, its weird.

      "Hey, don't forget to vote - and remember, *we can see if you voted or not*. But who you voted for is totally secret. But we will know if you voted.'

    3. Eeyore   8 months ago

      I've been told before that I had already voted, when I didn't vote.

  52. Super Scary   8 months ago

    Media: Trust the science!

    The "science" - https://www.nytimes.com/2024/10/23/science/puberty-blockers-olson-kennedy.html
    "The leader of the long-running study said that the drugs did not improve mental health in children with gender distress and that the finding might be weaponized by opponents of the care."

  53. rbike   8 months ago

    Always remember, you do not hate the media enough. They are pushing the McDonald’s listeria hard. They believe McDonald’s must be punished for straying from correct actions.

    1. KARtikeya   8 months ago

      Always remember, you do not hate the redneck, Christian conservatives in rural shitholes like Iowa enough. They won’t stop crying that they are victims because they are losing the disproportionate amount of power they have held for too long. They want to punish the majority of Americans for rejecting their superstition and bigotry.

      You believe that a guy died and magically came back to life 2000 years ago. You need to shut up and accept the fact that you are inferior to the majority of Americans.

      1. Michael Ejercito   8 months ago

        Is this a parody or what?

        1. R Mac   8 months ago

          It’s the hateful bigot Kill All Rednecks stealing Rev Kirkland’s bit.

          1. InsaneTrollLogic (Factio Democratica delenda est 5/30/24)   8 months ago

            It's Sarc's sock.

      2. Sandra (formerly OBL)   8 months ago

        LOL

        I thought Kirkland was lazy, but somehow you're even worse at his shtick than he is!

        BTW does everybody know that KARtikeya is so stupid, he fundamentally misunderstood the point of my subtle-as-a-sledgehammer Charles Koch criticism? All those years I've spent describing CK's schemes to depress workers' wages so billionaires could get richer ........ well, KARtikeya thought I did that to smear Koch as a "commie."

        When, y'know, a 10th grader would realize impoverishing workers and enriching billionaires is the antithesis of communism.

        KARtikeya really is that stupid though: "Koch isn’t some commie like you make him out to be. Your whole parody is flawed."

      3. rbike   8 months ago

        Ha. Ha. You are so sad. And hateful. That is no way to live. I can only pray you change. I do not hate you, but I do doubt that you do anything for your fellow man.

        I have a long list of things to be proud of: Family, career, actual things that I have created and built. Nice things that would not exist without me. But I have no virtue to signal. I hope you have more in your life than hate. When I was younger I hated all the people who said I was stupid and would never amount to anything. I used that hate to push myself. Now that I have achieved things beyond my wildest expectations , I do not want the hate back. You do not sound superior to anyone. Again. You sound sad.

        1. KARtikeya   8 months ago

          You said to hate the media in your original comment. Then you reply that I shouldn’t hate. So it’s ok for you to hate, but I shouldn’t? God damn you’re a stupid fucking hillbilly.

          I don’t care about any of your accomplishments. I’m obviously more accomplished than you because I don’t live in fucking Iowa.

          Most people don’t want to hate you ultra conservative, rural Christians. However, you give us no choice. You’re just too hateful and backwards. Acting like victims when you are the aggressors.

          I don’t know you, but judging by your comments on here you are a hateful person.

          1. Sandra (formerly OBL)   8 months ago

            You're such an illiterate moron, you thought I spent 5 years mocking Charles Koch's pro-billionaire / anti-worker agenda because I wanted to portray him as ........ a "commie."

            None of the Trump dead-enders here (and I've argued with them countless times) have ever quite reached your level of idiocy.

  54. Incunabulum   8 months ago

    The Democrats are back to desperately clinging to 'weird' again. 'Weird' failed, but it was the least worst failure of everything they've attempted so far.

    Plus, projection - they *can not* help but to accuse everyone else of the things they are.

  55. Eeyore   8 months ago

    The skipping dipshit shit is funny.

  56. rbike   8 months ago

    Double

  57. LIBtranslator   8 months ago

    Canadian campaign promise: "When I am prime minister, no laws or rules will be passed that restrict women's reproductive choices. Period," Poilievre said in a statement in June addressing the petition.
    Canadian news for Lizard: Skipping dipshit Tesla robocab crashes into bridge; 4 out of 5 occupants killed. Lone survivor is a female of reproductive age. Tesla girl-bulliers working to make sure THAT never happens again.

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