Brickbat: I Scream, You Scream

In Norwood, Massachusetts, 12-year-old Danny Doherty set up a
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FYTW shall be the whole of the law.
They also insist they had legitimate health concerns because homemade ice cream might be contaminated by bacteria.
If covid only comes out during curfew hours then bacteria never inhabits free ice cream.
Danny's family better have their receipts in order. Got a feeling they will soon have meeting with the IRS, CPS or some other concerned alphabet agency.
They also insist they had legitimate health concerns because homemade ice cream might be contaminated by bacteria.
Well, to be fair, practically everything *is* contaminated by bacteria.
My thought too.
Again, we need a " +1 " or similar feature.
Well, to be fair, practically everything *is* contaminated by bacteria.
*Especially* if it comes homemade from a source associated with physically and developmentally disabled children.
I mean, have you ever actually *seen* a retarded kid operate a bench top autoclave?
Do you know who else consumed homemade ice cream and didn't die horribly?
Zachary Taylor consumed homemade iced milk and cherries, and DID die horribly.
In one of the Massachusetts towns that passed a ban on selling bottled water I saw a refrigerator offering free bottled water, $2 donation suggested.
Ice cream is white supremacy.
Meanwhile, city officials say they only shut the ice cream stand down after receiving complaints.
The complaints were almost certainly from the city officials themselves. Or possibly an HOA. Which thinks it's the same thing.
"Everything is illegal in Massachusetts."