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Plus: Trump's abortion principles, celebrating Larry David, a bizarre Chechnyan music crackdown, and more...

Liz Wolfe | 4.9.2024 9:30 AM

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Handouts to voters: Though his first attempt at student loan forgiveness was struck down by the Supreme Court in June of last year (Biden v. Nebraska), President Joe Biden apparently feels called to try again. If this attempt went through, it would—to his mind—not only lift the shackles of decades of debt from a chunk of the voting public, but also possibly compel people, filled with newly grateful spirits, to vote for him. So you can understand why he'd be so persistent.

That doesn't make it good policy. The new plan, which would affect roughly 30 million, uses a different mechanism than last time—it expands programs that already exist, and targets those who have high loan balances due to interest—but it would still be to our collective detriment.

"First, the plan takes aim at borrowers who have seen their balances climb due to unpaid interest, seeking to cancel up to $20,000 of accrued interest for all borrowers," reports Reason's Emma Camp. "For borrowers enrolled in an income-driven repayment plan (IDR) making up to $120,000 a year, or $240,000 a year for couples, the Education Department plans to forgive all accrued interest."

"Biden's plan would also automatically cancel debt held by people who are eligible for loan forgiveness under an existing plan but haven't yet enrolled," adds Camp. "Considering that all borrowers are eligible to enroll in Saving on a Valuable Education plan (SAVE), an IDR plan that provides forgiveness after 10 years for those with balances under $12,000, this new change could effectively create automatic forgiveness after 10 years for those with small balances." For those who started paying their undergraduate loans off 20 years ago (and 25 years for graduate loans), the Department of Education plans to wipe the slate clean.

It's clear that Biden either doesn't understand how incentives work or doesn't care: Colleges and universities have no reason to lower their prices if this becomes the law of the land. So tuition will become more bloated, and the vicious cycle will repeat all over again—only with taxpayers on the hook to a greater degree than before.

Trump's abortion quagmire: "On abortion, Trump chose politics over principles," reads a New York Times headline from today, referring to the presidential contender's comments yesterday saying that he's in favor of states setting their own abortion policies, but that he broadly supports exceptions being made when the mother's life is endangered or in cases of rape or incest. He also expressed support for in vitro fertilization (IVF) treatments. "You must follow your heart, or in many cases, your religion or your faith," said Trump. "Do what's right for your family and do what's right for yourself."

But it's a little funny that much of the mainstream media—which tends to be awfully supportive of legal abortion, with newsrooms comprised mostly of Democratic voters—is still managing to find a way to ding Trump over this. His comments probably represent the majority of voters, who are uneasy with abortion but believe, broadly, that it ought to be permitted during the first trimester and made illegal during the second. The vast majority of voters are in favor of life/health/rape/incest exceptions. And, contra the recent Alabama Supreme Court decision, the vast majority of voters (even the highly religious) are in favor of keeping IVF legal.

So, though The New York Times is trotting out Trump's 1999 proclamation that he's pro-choice, and comparing it with what he said when running for president in 2016, it's worth noting that Trump has pretty much never been a devoutly Christian, principled pro-lifer. That's former Vice President Mike Pence they're thinking of. Trump has always managed to pay enough lip service to evangelical beliefs to (somehow) get elected, but these comments shouldn't come as much of a shock to anyone, nor are they egregious to the majority of Americans.


Scenes from New York: Though Curb Your Enthusiasm—which ended its 12-season run on Sunday—was set mostly in Los Angeles, it feels like a New York show, mostly because Larry David is essentially the most New Yorkery New Yorker that ever was. Grant me my artistic license and enjoy this piece dissecting the show's bland, "new money" interiors. Or this one, on how Curb "synthesized the comedy pedigree of HBO's '90s with the ambition and unbounded creative freedom of HBO's aughts." Or this one, that's about the jury nullification plot line in the finale.

God bless Larry David, that wonderful "idiot from Brooklyn."


QUICK HITS

  • JPMorgan Chase & Co. head Jamie Dimon "said US delays of liquefied natural gas projects were done for 'political reasons' to pacify those who believe oil and gas projects should be stopped—a position he calls 'wrong' and 'enormously naïve,'" per Bloomberg.
  • Dave Smith critiques Coleman Hughes' Israel-Palestine arguments Hughes made on Joe Rogan's show.
  • "Chuck Searcy has spent decades of his life redressing a deadly legacy of America's war in Vietnam: unexploded ordnance," reports The New York Times. 
  • Surely this will work and have no unintended consequences whatsoever:

Boston CRE doom loop vibes.

In order to counter the lost tax revenue from vacant office buildings, the mayor is proposing higher taxes on office buildings. cc: @arpitrage https://t.co/RnbJZtng6S pic.twitter.com/N3SdMTezBa

— Joe Weisenthal (@TheStalwart) April 8, 2024

  • Authorities in Chechnya have banned music they deem too fast, as well as music they deem too slow.
  • Insanity:

NEW: Hospitals are integrating race into their procurement policies, balancing the cost and quality of life-saving services against the demographics of the firm providing them.

Tldr: Cancer screening firms can lose bids if they aren't diverse enough.????https://t.co/6fDaufuS9k pic.twitter.com/xypXcnaNml

— Aaron Sibarium (@aaronsibarium) April 8, 2024

  • Assuming she'll get rounded up by the Scottish authorities for spouting common sense in 3…2…1…

They're like people looking at an elephant's knee through a microscope. 'Could be a moon crater, crumpled felt or a mouse's scrotum. No way of telling.'
It's an elephant. We can all see the elephant. You're not clever for pretending you can't see the huge fucking elephant. pic.twitter.com/CJLtjIXxDt

— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) April 8, 2024

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  1. Fist of Etiquette   1 year ago

    Though his first attempt at student loan forgiveness was struck down by the Supreme Court...

    A cherished institution this administration has tremendous respect for.

    1. Earth-based Human Skeptic   1 year ago

      Although they often hung out together, JRB is no FDR.

    2. Big Chief   1 year ago

      #ImpeachBiden

      1. Graf Fuddington von Fuddrick   1 year ago

        #comvictandexscutethebidenadministration

  2. Rev Arthur L kuckland   1 year ago

    It's clear that Biden either doesn't understand how incentives work

    Biden knows, you dont
    It's a vote buying scheme

    1. Idaho-Bob   1 year ago

      It worse than a vote buying scheme. Most of the people with college loan debt are liberals. They are voting for Biden anyway.
      Debt forgiveness is a "FUCK YOU!" to everyone who didn't take loans, or paid them, or didn't go to college at all.

      1. Earth-based Human Skeptic   1 year ago

        And like the New Democratic Party, most of the student loan debtors are wealthier now, or likely will be in the future, than average Americans.

      2. Sometimes a Great Notion   1 year ago

        Plata o plomo

      3. JesseAz   1 year ago

        It also encourages the next generation to extend themselves by going to college for worthless degrees but allows the 1st indoctrination to occur to push out more liberals.

        1. Earth-based Human Skeptic   1 year ago

          You don't want progressives to go extinct, do you?

          1. JesseAz   1 year ago

            I dont buy coffee from baristas so have no opinion on it.

          2. Anomalous   1 year ago

            No, I just want them to be listed as critically endangered.

          3. Graf Fuddington von Fuddrick   1 year ago

            I would enjoy making them extinct.

        2. Michael Ejercito   1 year ago

          At least West Pointers truly earned a tuition-free education.

          1. JesseAz   1 year ago

            https://www.newsweek.com/us-army-kicks-out-west-point-grad-who-wrote-communism-will-win-cap-984398

            1. Graf Fuddington von Fuddrick   1 year ago

              I’m surprised the Biden Regime didn’t protect him. He’s their kind of guy. Maybe they will hire him.

      4. Vernon Depner   1 year ago

        “FUCK YOU!”

        That should be on our currency and seal instead of "In God We Trust".

        1. Sometimes a Great Notion   1 year ago

          We could just use the original, Mind Your Business.

          1. Vernon Depner   1 year ago

            Blasphemy!

  3. Fist of Etiquette   1 year ago

    "On abortion, Trump chose politics over principles," reads a New York Times...

    LOL

    1. Earth-based Human Skeptic   1 year ago

      They would know.

    2. Mother's Lament   1 year ago

      "Trump's abortion quagmire: "On abortion, Trump chose politics over principles,"

      He's saying exactly what he's always said. The NYT is pretending otherwise in the vain hope that it will split his support. But unlike Democratic Party voters, Trump voters know exactly what their candidate stands for. They kind of have to.

      The pro-lifers are taking the lesser of two evils because Biden's position is infinitely worse.

    3. Red Rocks White Privilege   1 year ago

      The most devious aspect of that assertion is that Trump has never been an anti-abortion guy--in fact, he even brought up the logical conclusion that if you want to make abortion completely illegal, you have to prosecute the mother and doctor for first-degree murder, too. Letting the states decide is the definition of federalistic policy, but the DNC shills at the New York Times can always be relied on to spin it for their party.

      It's simply more proof that the Great Divorce needs to take place.

      1. Earth-based Human Skeptic   1 year ago

        OK, but who gets the kids at the Times?

        1. Eeyore   1 year ago

          Split them in 2?

          1. mad.casual   1 year ago

            "Yes! Good idea." - ENB

            1. Graf Fuddington von Fuddrick   1 year ago

              And ENB can lobby for federal grant programs to get the surviving kids into sex work. Grooming to begin at kindergarten.

      2. Idaho-Bob   1 year ago

        It’s simply more proof that the Great Divorce needs to take place.

        Agreed, but the Blue states (and DC) will not honor the required restraining order.
        We will be forced to kill them, as they will not surrender power.

        1. Graf Fuddington von Fuddrick   1 year ago

          There will be no ‘great divorce’. Democrats are not entitled to a single square millimeter of American soil. They are welcome to live under our constitutional republic, or they can get the hell out. Case closed.

      3. Vernon Depner   1 year ago

        Right—Trump has never given a shit about abortion.

      4. This Is The Zodiac Speaking   1 year ago

        Well, at least if that happens, a quarter of the hot chicks in this country reside in California, plus we'll take Arizona and Nevada because they're level headed

    4. Mickey Rat   1 year ago

      If you go with a theoretical absolutist principled pro-life position: "You are such an extremist, why can't you people compromise?

      If yougo with any non extreme pro abortion position: "You cannot be serious about your pro-life principles, therefore you have no argument against giving in to the most extreme pro-abortion position."

      It is always the pro-aborts doing a "Heads, I win. Tails, you lose." bad faith argument.

      1. Vernon Depner   1 year ago

        It's true that the reasonableness of the anti-choice side and their abiding by the law is proof of their insincerity. If they truly believed that babies were being murdered at abortion facilities, they would flock en masse to the clinics with torches and bombs and shut them all down.

        1. Pear Satirical   1 year ago

          I can't tell if you're serious or not.

          1. JesseAz   1 year ago

            As long as you ignore that pro life centers are attacked much more than abortion centers it makes total senses.

            1. Quicktown Brix   1 year ago

              ^irony

            2. Vernon Depner   1 year ago

              That reinforces my point. Pro-abortion activists are more violent because they really believe what they say.

              1. Graf Fuddington von Fuddrick   1 year ago

                If ou advocate for infanticide, it’s hardly a stretch to e gage in violence against adults who disagree with you.

                1. Vernon Depner   1 year ago

                  And it's a stretch to believe you actually believe mass infanticide is taking place in a clinic in your neighborhood if you sit idly by tolerating it, doing nothing but complaining about it.

                  1. soldiermedic76   1 year ago

                    Or on the other hand a large percentage of the pro-life crowd also tends to belong to a Judeo-Christian religion, which, especially the latter, preaches forgiveness and leaving judgement to God. Ergo, even if they believe whole heartedly, they're far likelier to opt for non-hostile forms of protest. With a few notable exceptions, Christianity has, since the end of the Confessional conflicts of the mid-17th century, adopted a policy of peaceful protest over direct action. And even the more well known confessional conflicts, I.e. the Theory Years War and the English Civil War, tended to be more a revolt against centralized governments trying to enforce confessional university and had a very strong underlying political aspect that often gets overlooked because we tend to focus on the confessional aspects.

                  2. soldiermedic76   1 year ago

                    Also, there is the pragmatic aspect that any actual hostile actions (and even peaceful protests) by the pro-life community gets twisted and distorted by the media and is often counterproductive. Therefore the pragmatic pro-lifer is unlikely to see any value in violence to achieve their desired outcome.

  4. Don't look at me!   1 year ago

    Do what's right for your family and do what's right for yourself.

    Such an authoritarian monster.

    1. Earth-based Human Skeptic   1 year ago

      Hey, not letting the state make the right decisions for you is fascism.

    2. Sevo   1 year ago

      Gonna force you to be free!

    3. mad.casual   1 year ago

      It's like all those unprincipled, totalitarian Christian Nationalist monsters who think "Abortion is murder but I'm not going to drive three states over and deprive you of your other rights, potentially "raping" you a second time, in order to prevent you from doing something even the Federal Government doesn't have the clear right to do."

  5. Fist of Etiquette   1 year ago

    JPMorgan Chase & Co. head Jamie Dimon "said US delays of liquefied natural gas projects were done for 'political reasons' to pacify those who believe oil and gas projects should be stopped...

    Congrats, I guess. He's paying attention.

    1. Earth-based Human Skeptic   1 year ago

      But how much did Chase make during those delays?

    2. Medulla Oblongata   1 year ago

      But rig counts!

  6. Moonrocks   1 year ago

    NEW: Hospitals are integrating race into their procurement policies, balancing the cost and quality of life-saving services against the demographics of the firm providing them.

    Creepy.

    1. Earth-based Human Skeptic   1 year ago

      Just wait until your care is based on medical reparations.

      1. Graf Fuddington von Fuddrick   1 year ago

        Just wait until people start scalping democrats.

    2. Rev Arthur L kuckland   1 year ago

      We have contracted the Indians for land development, it only cost 4 beads.

      We contracted a southeast Asian for our measurement decices, the rulers only go to 5'6"

      We contracted a Mexican for our surgical supplies, he assures us it's clean

      We contracted an Indian to be the Dr... Well we didn't need to stretch too far for that one

      1. Azathoth!!   1 year ago

        We contracted an Indian to be the Dr… Well we didn’t need to stretch too far for that one

        How did this happen?

        These are a people of whom 2/3 are against indoor plumbing or toilets of any kind.

        Who drink, do laundry, bathe, bury their dead and defecate in the same water.

        Whose streets are filled with people covered in sores, insects and horrifying levels of the deformities of inbreeding.

        These come here and are doctors?

    3. mad.casual   1 year ago

      The sentence beginning with "Hospitals are integrating race into their procurement policies..." didn't end as horribly as I imagined so it just seemed kinda normal to me. Still not good, just the normal, everyday not good.

  7. Rev Arthur L kuckland   1 year ago

    So trump saying he supports the constitutional approch of leaving abortion to the states is wrong?

    1. Longtobefree   1 year ago

      Absolutely! The babies must DIE!!!

      (otherwise, they may grow up to vote for republicans)

      1. Chinny Chin Chin   1 year ago

        "Do what’s right for your family and do what’s right for yourself."

        1. Earth-based Human Skeptic   1 year ago

          Why do you hate the Peoples Collective?

          1. Longtobefree   1 year ago

            Because it is collective?
            Because it is not of the people?
            I don't know.

            1. mad.casual   1 year ago

              Because I can.

    2. JesseAz   1 year ago

      My biggest shock in regards to Trump was he was largely federalist. Which you just never saw from prior GOP presidents or candidates. Often the GOP runs as one size fits all, empower the federal government. Despite their protestations of state rights. This happened under Covid as well where uniparty and dems demanded federal action.

      1. Sarah Palin's Buttplug 2   1 year ago

        My biggest shock in regards to Trump was he was largely federalist.

        You're a fucking idiot. Donnie doesn't know what a federalist is. His position on abortion had to be spoon-fed to him. Remember back in 2016 he said he wanted to imprison mothers for aborting? The GOP told him to not say that part out loud yet.

        1. JesseAz   1 year ago

          You remain one of the dumbest democrats here buddy. Lol.

          When did he arrest mothers?

          Look. I get it. You lie about being a classical liberal and support centralized control. But your lies are so stupid the only one you've ever tricked is sarc. Lol.

          1. Sarah Palin's Buttplug 2   1 year ago

            When did he arrest mothers?

            I didn't say he did, you moron. I said it was part of his new found anti-abortion rhetoric.

            Sarc is right. You just lie about everything.

            1. Red Rocks White Privilege   1 year ago

              I didn’t say he did, you moron. I said it was part of his new found anti-abortion rhetoric.

              What, he pointed out the logical conclusion of outright abortion bans?

              Trump's never been an indoctrinaire pro-lifer, no matter what your side tries to claim.

              1. Earth-based Human Skeptic   1 year ago

                Why can't you accept that "Orange Man Bad" covers everything?

              2. Sarah Palin's Buttplug 2   1 year ago

                I (my side) just said he was "spoon-fed" the GOP positions to the goon voters in the GOP. The only thing "doctrinaire" about him is his lifelong racism going back to the Central Park Five.

                1. JesseAz   1 year ago

                  Your side is ignore facts and actions so you can use retarded narratives. Which was my point. I didn’t expect you to be this stupid though.

                  You like to claim what Trump might do or what he said instead of looking at what he does. That was the entire point of my comment. Yet even with this explanation I’m guessing you’re too dumb to understand it.

                  It is why you fall for every fucking leftist narrative. Youre easily manipulated.

                2. Red Rocks White Privilege   1 year ago

                  I (my side) just said he was “spoon-fed” the GOP positions to the goon voters in the GOP.

                  Yes, you were bullshitting, you don't have to re-confirm this.

                  1. JesseAz   1 year ago

                    But at least he tricked sarc again. He counts that as a win.

                3. Mike Parsons   1 year ago

                  "The only thing “doctrinaire” about him is his lifelong racism going back to the Central Park Five"

                  I dont think we need lessons on who is racist from the guy who regularly refers to blacks he doesn't like as "Lawn Jockeys"

                  1. sarcasmic   1 year ago

                    To be fair, when Trump has made derogatory, defaming and dehumanizing comments about immigrants, it's never about the white ones. He's said nasty things about people from Mexico, Haiti, Nigeria, El Salvador, etc., but not about anyone from Europe.

                    1. Mother's Lament   1 year ago

                      Such as?

                      Also, what race are Mexicans? Mexican government data calls whites "light-skinned Mexicans" and Wikipedia says that they were 49% of the population in 2017, with most of the rest being mestizos.

                    2. Chuck P. (The Artist formerly known as CTSP)   1 year ago

                      LOL! I love Sarcasmic. Only he could find a new way to claim that Trump is antisemitic.

                      Genetic research: almost 25% of Latinos, Hispanics have Jewish DNA

                      Jews fleeing the Spanish Inquisition migrated to the New World and changed their names. I bet nobody expected that!

                    3. sarcasmic   1 year ago

                      Oh come on ML. How many people really think about blancos when someone talks about Mexicans? No, most people think of brown people who pick lettuce and put up drywall, or like Trump think of brown people with prominent “MS-13” tattoos.

                      If you really want to defend him you should find him saying nasty things about white European immigrants, not get pedantic about the racial makeup of Mexico. Jeez.

                    4. Mother's Lament   1 year ago

                      "How many people really think about blancos when someone talks about Mexicans?"

                      That's on you. Not on Trump. At 49% they're the largest group of Mexicans, and Mestizos are at least half European coming in as the second largest group.

                    5. sarcasmic   1 year ago

                      And I’m saying that when you say “Mexican” to most Americans, someone of pure European stock is not what comes to mind. And unless you can prove otherwise, I’m lumping Trump in with most Americans. Especially because he refers to them as murderers, drug dealers, gang members and rapists, and has never said such things about white people.

                      I’m done with this conversation because you’re unwilling to be honest. Maybe next time.

                    6. JesseAz   1 year ago

                      You mean the illegal immigrant criminals right? Oh wait. Pushing the liberal narrative by applying it to all immigrants.

                      Who cares what he actually said. It is what you, shrike, and other leftist can claim he said.

                      Yet in this thread you are crying about being misinterpreted by others as you do the same thing.

                    7. JesseAz   1 year ago

                      sarcasmic 58 mins ago
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                      Oh come on ML. How many people really think about blancos when someone talks about Mexicans? No, most people think of brown people who pick lettuce and put up drywall, or like Trump think of brown people with prominent “MS-13” tattoos.

                      Sarc blames his own racism on everyone else. How very Robin D’Angelo like.

                      sarcasmic 34 mins ago
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                      Mute User
                      And I’m saying that when you say “Mexican” to most Americans, someone of pure European stock is not what comes to mind.

                      Then doubled down on the assertion of everyone is as ignorant as he is.

                      Then claims he was the honest one lol.

                    8. Mother's Lament   1 year ago

                      “And I’m saying that when you say “Mexican” to most Americans, someone of pure European stock is not what comes to mind.”

                      Again, that’s on you and is colored by your perception of your fellow Americans given to you by the media.

                      The thing is that nobody anywhere ever considered Mexicans a “race” until it became politically expedient for the Democrats to do it in order to smear their opponents.

                    9. EISTAU Gree-Vance   1 year ago

                      That would be like a Floridian bitching about all the snow they get, you fucking moron.

                4. Sevo   1 year ago

                  turd lies. turd lies when he knows he’s lying. turd lies when we know he’s lying. turd lies when he knows that we know he’s lying.
                  turd lies. turd is a lying pile of lefty shit, an asshole and a pederast besides.

            2. sarcasmic   1 year ago

              Yup. His comments are best left dangling, unread, without the dignity of a reply from anyone other than his fellow mendacious morons (they know who they are), who are also best read on mute.

              The entire reason why he lies about everything is to goad people into defending themselves. He’s a master at it. Don’t fall for the bait. If you defend yourself he'll just come back with more lies. There's no point in responding to him. None at all.

              1. JesseAz   1 year ago

                I know sarc. Words mean more than actions. That is your defense of the left. Their good intentions. No matter how wrong their actions are. Thank you for proving my argument about shrike.

                1. Sarah Palin's Buttplug 2   1 year ago

                  Your schtick is to lump everyone you don't like (Classic liberals, libertarians, capitalists, Objectivists) in with progressives and argue that they are "far left".

                  Just shut the fuck up and copy/paste like Sevo does. You lie too much to have a discussion.

                  1. Uilleam   1 year ago

                    You are completely incoherent.

                    1. Sarah Palin's Buttplug 2   1 year ago

                      Those sentences are clear and well constructed. Your reading comprehension is lacking.

                      “See Tom run” – start there.

                    2. Sevo   1 year ago

                      "Those sentences are clear and well constructed. Your reading comprehension is lacking."

                      turd certainly is dishonest, but he’s got a heaping helping of stupid to go with his dishonesty. Stupid, lying, despicable steaming pile of lefty shit and proud to be!

                    3. Mother's Lament   1 year ago

                      "Those sentences are clear and well constructed."

                      Just because you enunciate, it doesn't make your point coherent.

                  2. sarcasmic   1 year ago

                    You lie too much to have a discussion.

                    Now you're learning.

                    1. Uilleam   1 year ago

                      You're both retarded. Seriously, special needs level. You need helmets.

                    2. JesseAz   1 year ago

                      What lie sarc? The lie is shrike claiming i said he said something. I did not. Asked him the conclusion of his statement. Which he immediately retreated from.

                      If youre pretending to mute people it helps to not make arguments in the discussion when you dont know the actual arguments being made.

                  3. Sevo   1 year ago

                    The TDS-addled turd lies. turd lies when he knows he’s lying. turd lies when we know he’s lying. turd lies when he knows that we know he’s lying.
                    turd lies. turd is a lying pile of lefty shit and a pederast besides.

                    1. Sarah Palin's Buttplug 2   1 year ago

                      Shut up, Sevo. You splooge-mopping degenerate.

                      Go take your Droxy.

                    2. Sevo   1 year ago

                      "Shut up, Sevo. You splooge-mopping degenerate.
                      Go take your Droxy"

                      turd thinks this constitutes clever repartee, but then the TDS-addled turd is one ignorant piece of shit and a liar. turd lies when he knows he’s lying. turd lies when we know he’s lying. turd lies when he knows that we know he’s lying.
                      turd lies. turd is a lying pile of lefty shit and a pederast besides.

                    3. Mother's Lament   1 year ago

                      The TDS-addled turd lies. turd lies when he knows he’s lying. turd lies when we know he’s lying. turd lies when he knows that we know he’s lying.
                      turd lies. turd is a lying pile of lefty shit and a pederast besides.

                  4. JesseAz   1 year ago

                    Cite? I call people who push leftist narratives blindly leftists. Those who push globalism and central regulatory structure. You know state fascism. And yes this includes you.

                    I have disagreements with many here. But they don’t all blindly repeat narratives like you and sarc. They aren’t called leftists.

                    You just hate being exposed for what you are. A pusher of the noble lie to defend the left.

                    You aren't a classical liberal nor capitalist. Just this weekend you were defending Soros and Buffet using government power to enrich themselves. While you think this is capitalism it is not. They are villains in the Rand stories. Which is extra hilarious as you always try to bring her up.

                    1. Sarah Palin's Buttplug 2   1 year ago

                      All lies.

                    2. Sevo   1 year ago

                      "All lies."

                      Rich, coming from turd. turd lies. turd lies when he knows he’s lying. turd lies when we know he’s lying. turd lies when he knows that we know he’s lying.
                      turd lies. turd is a lying pile of lefty shit and a pederast besides.

                    3. JesseAz   1 year ago

                      I mean there are only 3 weekend threads. Easy to confirm.

                      Want to play?

                    4. Mother's Lament   1 year ago

                      "Want to play?"

                      At this point Plugly's just going to ghost.

                    5. Diarrheality   1 year ago

                      All lies.

                      You're a fucking joke.

                    6. Graf Fuddington von Fuddrick   1 year ago

                      Looks like ML called it. Pluggo ran and hid like the little bitch that he is.

                  5. Bertram Guilfoyle   1 year ago

                    (Classic liberals, libertarians, capitalists, Objectivists)

                    You are none of the above.

                    1. InsaneTrollLogic   1 year ago

                      See, Pluggo is a trans-libertarian. He’s actually a progressive who likes to cosplay as a libertarian in public.

              2. Uilleam   1 year ago

                That’s your takeaway? You're either a bot or an imbecile.

            3. JesseAz   1 year ago

              So he didnt do something when he had power of the presidency so we should ignore what he did do when he had the power of the presidency.

              Again. Dumbest democrat here. Lol.

              Youre the type that would cheer for a benevolent dictator cause he said nice words while arresting your family. Why you support Soros so blindly.

              An intelligent person would realize he is only convincing the dumbest and most gullible of people here, sarc, and think that maybe their arguments weren't intelligent. But not you. You use it as a sign lol.

            4. sarcasmic   1 year ago

              When you respond to him he giggles because he made you dance like a monkey. Stop being his monkey and making him giggle. It's gross.

              1. JesseAz   1 year ago

                More Hitler like dehumanizing language. I can't even.

                1. Chuck P. (The Artist formerly known as CTSP)   1 year ago

                  It is amazing when you realize who actually writes the most racist and dehumanizing insults when they think they can get away with it. Everybody is a caricature to a sophist.

              2. Uilleam   1 year ago

                Put down the drink and go back to bed.

            5. Sevo   1 year ago

              turd lies. turd lies when he knows he’s lying. turd lies when we know he’s lying. turd lies when he knows that we know he’s lying.
              turd lies. turd is a TDS-addled lying pile of lefty shit and a pederast besides.

            6. Graf Fuddington von Fuddrick   1 year ago

              “Sarc is right. You just lie about everything.”

              No you pedophilic cunt, that’s you.

          2. This Is The Zodiac Speaking   1 year ago

            "But your lies are so stupid the only one you’ve ever tricked is sarc. Lol."

            Bears repeating

        2. Sevo   1 year ago

          turd, the ass-clown of the commentariat, lies; it’s all he ever does. turd is a kiddie diddler, and a pathological liar, entirely too stupid to remember which lies he posted even minutes ago, and also too stupid to understand we all know he’s a liar.
          If anything he posts isn’t a lie, it’s totally accidental.
          turd lies; it’s what he does. turd is a lying pile of lefty shit.

        3. Ron   1 year ago

          No Trump answering a question said if the law required prison for mothers who abort he would enforce the law. this is what he was driving at, do you want to imprison mothers who abort since thats what you will get with anti abortion laws.

          1. Chuck P. (The Artist formerly known as CTSP)   1 year ago

            Trump is incapable of nuance. Unless what he said can be spun, in which case, he is incapable of anything but nuance.

            See: rapists and murderers
            See also: bloodbath

          2. Vernon Depner   1 year ago

            The fetophiles believe that young women are helpless naifs who are manipulated into terminating their pregnancies, and so they should not be held responsible.

  8. Longtobefree   1 year ago

    Nothing says "We are the party of the working man" like making the working man pay for the Ivy League debts of doctors and lawyers.
    The democrats will need to fill in a LOT of ballots to get over this one.

    Extra credit question:
    If the accrued interest on students loans is so evil, why are the democrats increasing the interest burden on all of the taxpayers?

    1. Don't look at me!   1 year ago

      That’s (D)ifferent.

    2. Earth-based Human Skeptic   1 year ago

      Because the New Democratic Party is overtly by and for the over-educated and over-paid elite?

    3. HorseConch   1 year ago

      I'm not sure what is going on with the polling, but it's almost like they are cooking them to get Biden close. Not surprising, but Trump has had big leads in some recent general polls while the overall trend is tightening. The public seems to be going the opposite direction, but maybe I hang out with the wrong crowd to notice a big shift to Biden.

      1. Longtobefree   1 year ago

        May I remind you of the polls just before Hillary went down in flames?

        1. This Is The Zodiac Speaking   1 year ago

          Please do

      2. Don't look at me!   1 year ago

        There is no big shift to Biden.

        1. HorseConch   1 year ago

          I don't see any way there can be, but RCP has the averages tightening. I don't see how any win of the popular vote by Trump doesn't result in a total landslide in the Electoral College.

  9. Earth-based Human Skeptic   1 year ago

    Do you think Democrats would be interested in my new hybrid ATM-voting machine? It dispenses cash according to candidate choices. Sounds expensive, but it can save money compared to all those national and regional vote-buying programs.

    1. JesseAz   1 year ago

      Sonny Hostin manages to link the eclipse, earthquakes, and even cicadas to climate change.

      https://www.newsbusters.org/blogs/nb/nicholas-fondacaro/2024/04/08/sunny-hostin-claims-solar-eclipse-earthquake-caused-climate

      This is one of the highest rated shows for democrats. Amazing.

      1. Mike Parsons   1 year ago

        It is official, its a full on cult now.

        Climate change is basically satan/the-devil, and is retribution for the original sin of existing (and the industrial revolution).

        It can be everywhere and do everything, even if those things are in no way related. Its full on magical thinking

        1. Earth-based Human Skeptic   1 year ago

          Is it time to start throwing virgins into volcanoes? Or is sacrificing virgins in pre-teen sex-change operating rooms enough?

          1. Mother's Lament   1 year ago

            Just below Buttplug is telling us that it's actually Trump supporting evangelicals who are the gullible regressives.

        2. Pear Satirical   1 year ago

          Climate change is a secular version of the God of the gaps.

          1. This Is The Zodiac Speaking   1 year ago

            That's a very astute observation.

      2. JesseAz   1 year ago

        Swear I didn't post this as a reply =/

        1. Earth-based Human Skeptic   1 year ago

          No worries. Perhaps Reason will upgrade the comment software once we all subscribe.

          1. Don't look at me!   1 year ago

            That was funny.

            1. This Is The Zodiac Speaking   1 year ago

              I thought we were supposed to be hitting the paywall. Did they rescind the threat?

              1. Graf Fuddington von Fuddrick   1 year ago

                Once they’ve made Reason completely worthless, I might buy it just to make ENB serve everyone sandwiches before I shitcan her (along with Boehm, and the other commie kids). Goth Fonzie can stay, at reduced pay. But his duties will be reduced to staining in character as Arthur Fonzarelli during the work day.

                1. This Is The Zodiac Speaking   1 year ago

                  Goth Fonzi…..Holy Shit…..

                  Somehow, someway, I hope that’s the name plate on his desk

                  When is ENB going to get called up to the majors? There are worse writers than her at better institutions (from a career journalist perspective), so I wonder why she still toils here,

                  What if John was her sock puppet like that city pig Toschi, who got busted for writing a fake Zodiac letter praising himself

      3. Ska   1 year ago

        Sounds like something more akin to the Mayans or Egyptians, but we're all worshipping the sun these days.

      4. Commenter_XY   1 year ago

        The country has gone mad; Hostin is a symptom.

    2. sarcasmic   1 year ago

      Know what the "M" in "ATM" stands for?

      1. Earth-based Human Skeptic   1 year ago

        Are you having an autistic moment?

        1. sarcasmic   1 year ago

          I'll take that as no.

          1. Graf Fuddington von Fuddrick   1 year ago

            Are we talking about banking, or one of the things you do for booze money?

        2. Sevo   1 year ago

          That slimy piece of lefty shit has an autistic existence.

        3. Chuck P. (The Artist formerly known as CTSP)   1 year ago

          The hyphen is throwing him off. He thinks he found a "gotcha!" and couldn't resist.

        4. JesseAz   1 year ago

          He thinks common knowledge makes him a genius.

      2. Pear Satirical   1 year ago

        Machine, now where's my cookie.

  10. Fist of Etiquette   1 year ago

    Chuck Searcy has spent decades of his life redressing a deadly legacy of America's war in Vietnam: unexploded ordnance...

    Raytheon would really like to talk to the Pentagon about replacing those.

  11. JesseAz   1 year ago

    The unbiased and neutral arbiter of truth according to Jeff.

    These Palestinian mothers in Gaza gave birth Oct. 7. Their babies have known only war

    https://apnews.com/article/israel-hamas-war-baby-palestinians-gaza-mothers-8350dcdd42f717530a1a1f5ad40e2ee9?taid=66123d7c96e3930001631a65&utm_campaign=TrueAnthem&utm_medium=AP&utm_source=Twitter

    No mention of what happened Oct 7th.

    1. Rev Arthur L kuckland   1 year ago

      Some people did some stuff

    2. Mother's Lament   1 year ago

      Wait until he tells you about the journalistic ethics of Reuters...

    3. EISTAU Gree-Vance   1 year ago

      Lol. Those babies don’t know what’s going on any more than Brandon does.

    4. soldiermedic76   1 year ago

      How many American babies were born between December 7th, 1941 and September 1st, 1945. On September 2nd, 1945 (the last official day of the war) all of those infants would have known nothing but war. Or how many babies born between September 11, 2001 and today (since we're still fighting in Syria, the Red Sea, etc)? We've produced a whole generation of children during which their country has been at constant war.

      1. soldiermedic76   1 year ago

        I was awarded the GWOT medal, NDR (participation trophy for the military), OEF/OIF campaign ribbon. My son, who was born after my deployment was also awarded the NDR under the same conflict I was awarded (my second) NDR for. Let that sink in folks. And I'm supposed to worry about some Palestinian infant not knowing anything but war. The war I served in (albeit not in combat) my son is also considered a victim, and he wasn't even conceived when I was deployed (conceived when I was home on mid-tour leave).

        1. soldiermedic76   1 year ago

          Further, when I joined, I served with a guy who served as a Marine Infantry man in the Korean War and several who had served in Vietnam. My first NDR was under the authorization for the first gulf war and Somalia. My Dad has an NDR from Vietnam, his Dad would have had one from World War 2 and one from Korea (but the award was created in 1953 and not awarded to anyone for service before 1950, so his was for the Korean War). My nephew also has an NDR for the GWOT. So in four generations of service, every single one of us has earned a participation trophy for serving during a time of national emergency or conflict. I could list all my uncles and cousins on both sides who have served but it's a rather long list and all but a couple have served in a period when the NDR was authorized. One of my Uncles actually served as a cryptography in Florida aboard a spy trawler during the Cuban Missile Crisis and then in the South Pacific before (just before) the Bay of Tonkin incident. At one point my aunt had a son in Korea, a son in Afghanistan and a daughter in Iraq (all three of her children) at the same time.

  12. Earth-based Human Skeptic   1 year ago

    'It's clear that Biden either doesn't understand how incentives work or doesn't care: Colleges and universities have no reason to lower their prices if this becomes the law of the land. So tuition will become more bloated, and the vicious cycle will repeat all over again—only with taxpayers on the hook to a greater degree than before.'

    Look, expanding university enrollments is the only way to keep the population of progressives sustainable. These people do not reproduce biologically, and would vanish in a generation if not for indoctrination. Thus any public cost is justified.

  13. tracerv   1 year ago

    "You know who wears sunglasses inside? Blind people and assholes."

    Larry David

    1. Sometimes a Great Notion   1 year ago

      That's the law around here, you got to wear your sunglasses.

      - Parliament

    2. Rev Arthur L kuckland   1 year ago

      The sun shines on you 24 hours a day if your cool

    3. Gaear Grimsrud   1 year ago

      My future's so bright I gotta wear shades.

    4. Its_Not_Inevitable   1 year ago

      "It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses."

      Elwood Blues

      1. InsaneTrollLogic   1 year ago

        “Hit it.”
        - “Joliet” Jake Blues

  14. Rev Arthur L kuckland   1 year ago

    Authorities in Chechnya have banned music they deem too fast, as well as music they deem too slow.
    If you average out the tempo is "Bei Mir Bist Du Schön" legal?

    1. damikesc   1 year ago

      Bare Naked Ladies and Snow hardest hit.

      1. Gaear Grimsrud   1 year ago

        3rd place, System Of A Down.

  15. Fist of Etiquette   1 year ago

    In order to counter the lost tax revenue from vacant office buildings, the mayor is proposing higher taxes on office buildings.

    Someone understands incentives.

    1. Ron   1 year ago

      I've heard that some owners have found it cheaper to return buildings to the banks which leaves the bank stuck with the bill and who does the bank turn to? banks just charge customers more, shit washes down hill.

      1. Truthfulness   1 year ago

        They have to make up for the lost money somehow.

  16. JesseAz   1 year ago

    A pretty amazing regarding a lawsuit against NARA. NARA and the DoJ is fighting a FOIA suit from JTN in regards to the presidential records given to NARA by Trump prior to leaving. The PRA literally makes these records available to the public through requests. These records include the documents declassified by Memo shortly before Trump left office. The DoJ is arguing these documents aren't declassified despite the memo ordering declassification and is refusing to release.

    https://justthenews.com/government/courts-law/holdjudge-denies-feds-motion-dismiss-just-news-suit-russia-collusion-records

    1. Don't look at me!   1 year ago

      Too many acronyms.

      1. Earth-based Human Skeptic   1 year ago

        TMA?

      2. JesseAz   1 year ago

        WDYM?

        1. Don't look at me!   1 year ago

          OMG

          1. Sevo   1 year ago

            LOL

            1. JesseAz   1 year ago

              SWIDT?

              1. Don't look at me!   1 year ago

                AYFKM?

                1. Mother's Lament   1 year ago

                  IKR?

                  1. TrickyVic (old school)   1 year ago

                    IYKYK

                    1. Chuck P. (The Artist formerly known as CTSP)   1 year ago

                      FYTW

                    2. InsaneTrollLogic   1 year ago

                      WWCJRID?

                      (Then do the opposite)

                    3. Sevo   1 year ago

                      TNSTAAFL

                    4. Pear Satirical   1 year ago

                      WYSIWYG

      3. EISTAU Gree-Vance   1 year ago

        EISTAU

        1. VinniUSMC   1 year ago

          EIEIO

    2. Gaear Grimsrud   1 year ago

      Would it qualify as a conspiracy theory if I suggested that maybe they have something to hide? Don't want to get banned on Facebook or anything.

      1. Mother's Lament   1 year ago

        Yes. Yes it would.

    3. Medulla Oblongata   1 year ago

      TLDR

    4. ObviouslyNotSpam   1 year ago

      Really? How "lay" do you have to be to think this is some sort of "pretty amazing" event?

      The judge simply denied a motion to dismiss, on the "pretty amazing" basis that it was already covered by the government's other pending motion to dismiss, which will be decided later. I'll leave you to ponder the significance of the "WITHOUT PREJUDICE" bit...

      But it's always a good time to pump the rubes for more "legal expense" contributions, I guess.

      1. Diarrheality   1 year ago

        Thanks for once again letting everyone know that you're a dick. Now fuck off.

  17. Mike Parsons   1 year ago

    "Trump has always managed to pay enough lip service to evangelical beliefs to (somehow) get elected"

    Ya, that's because when the other side is constantly running with the "Evil Christian Nationalists are domestic terrorists destroying democracy" so ya, in comparison some lip service and not calling for them white supremacist insurrectionists is a pretty big plus

    1. Idaho-Bob   1 year ago

      “Evil Christian Nationalists are domestic terrorists destroying democracy”

      The same people give Muslims a pass. I've never understood the disconnect.

      1. Moonrocks   1 year ago

        Leftists and Muslims have a common enemy in western civilization.

        1. Sarah Palin's Buttplug 2   1 year ago

          Christians and Muslims have a common enemy in secular Western Modernity.

          Fixed it for you.

          1. damikesc   1 year ago

            ...except you missed the point.

            Adorable watching you try so desperately to PWN somebody and failing so amazingly.

            1. Sarah Palin's Buttplug 2   1 year ago

              No, I got the point in. People are abandoning the old bullshit.

              And look who is helping-

              Trumpism Is Emptying Churches
              ....
              The former president’s embrace of White Christian militantism coincides with a precipitous decline in religious affiliation in the US.

              https://www.bloomberg.com/opinion/articles/2024-04-07/trump-s-brand-of-christian-conservatism-is-driving-people-from-church

              1. Sarah Palin's Buttplug 2   1 year ago

                In effect, militant Christian conservatism, now tightly wrapped in the gaudy corruption of Trumpism, has produced a backlash. “An increasing number of Americans have an allergic reaction to the mixture of religion and conservative politics, including the MAGA movement,” said David Campbell, a political scientist at Notre Dame University and coauthor of Secular Surge: A New Fault Line in American Politics. “To these people, religion is equated with conservative politicians and policies. If that is not their politics, they want nothing to do with religion. This was true before the emergence of Trump and the MAGA movement but has accelerated since so many evangelical leaders have embraced Trump.”

                Old Donnie - everything he touches does turn to shit.

                1. Mother's Lament   1 year ago

                  Look at the massive drop in attendance in 2020 through to 2023. Wonder what happened there?

                  1. Mother's Lament   1 year ago

                    Almost like some states made attending church illegal or something... But, ha ha, that can't be true, that would violate the constitution...

                2. JesseAz   1 year ago

                  You showed him with a Democrat opinion piece lol.

                  1. Graf Fuddington von Fuddrick   1 year ago

                    Pluggo is incredibly imbecilic. He really thinks his stupidity is somehow clever. And maybe it among really stupid democrats, like him.

                3. Sevo   1 year ago

                  Don't forget that turd, the ass-clown of the commentariat, lies; it’s all he ever does. turd is a kiddie diddler, and a pathological liar, entirely too stupid to remember which lies he posted even minutes ago, and also too stupid to understand we all know he’s a liar.
                  If anything he posts isn’t a lie, it’s totally accidental.
                  turd lies; it’s what he does. turd is a lying pile of lefty shit.

                4. EISTAU Gree-Vance   1 year ago

                  Lol. You’re so fucking gullible.

              2. Sevo   1 year ago

                turd, the ass-clown of the commentariat, lies; it’s all he ever does. turd is a kiddie diddler, and a pathological liar, entirely too stupid to remember which lies he posted even minutes ago, and also too stupid to understand we all know he’s a liar.
                If anything he posts isn’t a lie, it’s totally accidental.
                turd lies; it’s what he does. turd is a TDS-addled lying pile of lefty shit.

              3. Red Rocks White Privilege   1 year ago

                Church attendance has been declining since 2000, you dingdong. The late Gen-Xers and early Millennials basically stopped attending once they moved out of the house.

            2. Chuck P. (The Artist formerly known as CTSP)   1 year ago

              And he is completely mistaken. The Muslims did pretty well at first, but have been losing ground to Western civilization the last 700 years. They are perfectly happy to let the godless and Gaia worshipping heathens destroy the West.

          2. Sevo   1 year ago

            turd, the TDS-addled ass-clown of the commentariat, lies; it’s all he ever does. turd is a kiddie diddler, and a pathological liar, entirely too stupid to remember which lies he posted even minutes ago, and also too stupid to understand we all know he’s a liar.
            If anything he posts isn’t a lie, it’s totally accidental.
            turd lies; it’s what he does. turd is a lying pile of lefty shit.

      2. Earth-based Human Skeptic   1 year ago

        Likewise with progressive compulsion to embrace sacred native religious superstitions. Could it be perceived political advantage?

        1. Don't look at me!   1 year ago

          Kinda like kneeling with African textiles?

          1. Red Rocks White Privilege   1 year ago

            Or medical school graduates reciting that they'll be including "indigenous" booga-booga animism in their medical practices.

            1. Earth-based Human Skeptic   1 year ago

              A real boon for the new Alternative Medical Schools. And "medicinal drum" shops.

        2. Chuck P. (The Artist formerly known as CTSP)   1 year ago

          Glad I am not the only one to notice how weird it is that they mock Christianity while embracing Animism. From the beginning, the underpinning of the climate change movement has been the Gaia hypothesis. For Progressives, science and religion have become indistinguishable.

      3. Medulla Oblongata   1 year ago

        Many Muslim organizations are Marxist, so there is a thread that binds them all together.

  18. Fist of Etiquette   1 year ago

    Authorities in Chechnya have banned music they deem too fast, as well as music they deem too slow.

    So no Cotton Eye Joe or You're Beautiful? What a gyp.

    1. Dillinger   1 year ago

      it's the end of the world for someone, R.E.M.

  19. JesseAz   1 year ago

    "For borrowers enrolled in an income-driven repayment plan (IDR) making up to $120,000 a year, or $240,000 a year for couples, the Education Department plans to forgive all accrued interest."

    Amounts are key as it includes the loyal soldiers who work for the feds. Ignore the fact that balances climb because people chose not even to pay interest payments.

    But as our one true libertarian reminds us, Joe recognizes the constitution so it must be legitimate.

    1. JesseAz   1 year ago

      "Considering that all borrowers are eligible to enroll in Saving on a Valuable Education plan (SAVE), an IDR plan that provides forgiveness after 10 years for those with balances under $12,000, this new change could effectively create automatic forgiveness after 10 years for those with small balances."

      How many of these folks have 40k plus 6 year car loans?

      1. Idaho-Bob   1 year ago

        "Valuable Education"

        Debatable.

        1. Earth-based Human Skeptic   1 year ago

          Nuh-uh! Where else do progressives come from?

          1. Mother's Lament   1 year ago

            A vulture brings them instead of the stork?

      2. Jerry B.   1 year ago

        But the loans are all on Teslas, Rivians, Polestars, Lucids, and other virtue signaling cars.

        1. Chuck P. (The Artist formerly known as CTSP)   1 year ago

          Those are all leases. They are not going to have an asset when they finish making the payments. Just like a Gender Studies major.

      3. Medulla Oblongata   1 year ago

        This! One of biggest peeves is that the same people who cry about a 16k student loan debt with $121/month payment as being soul crushing burden needing taxpayers to carry for them think nothing of a $688/month car payment for 6 years.

      4. EISTAU Gree-Vance   1 year ago

        Shouldn’t that acronym be SOAVE?

        Robby should get a cut.

    2. One-Punch_Man   1 year ago

      I don't Joe can recognize pants at this point. This government is all a bad weekend at Bernies movie

  20. Fist of Etiquette   1 year ago

    Cancer screening firms can lose bids if they aren't diverse enough.

    At this point might as well bring in socialized medicine. We're already dropping to that level of care.

    1. Earth-based Human Skeptic   1 year ago

      Drums are even cheaper.

    2. Eeyore   1 year ago

      At least some of the firms need to be pro cancer. Saying cancer is bad lacks diversity. You have cancer and it is a good thing.

  21. Rev Arthur L kuckland   1 year ago

    The issue wit David Smith is that he only says there needs to be a cesse fire, and he skews the Israeli issue a lot.
    Eg someone pushed back on him saying the jews left palistine in 2005. His responce was "well they went back in!" not acknowledgeing the reason Israelis went back was because hamas started bombing them.
    Also with him saying the chant from the river to the sea is not a call for Israeli genocide, when the palisitinians say it means killing all the jews.
    Last when asked for his idea of a solution his only responce is what would you do. It allows him to stay on his high horse and only offer platitudes.

    It's sad because Smith is pretty great in every other aspect of debate. It's sad that he skews facts on this one issue

    1. Fist of Etiquette   1 year ago

      Smart people tend to get real dumb on this.

      1. Chuck P. (The Artist formerly known as CTSP)   1 year ago

        It is the ultimate fuck you to logic. Claim the people engaging in an openly genocidal campaign of terror are the victims of genocide.

        What would you do?

        Exactly what Israel is doing. Attack Hamas wherever they hide until the population turns on the leadership.

    2. JesseAz   1 year ago

      Yeah. I haven't agreed with Dave on a lot of this argument. Some of his arguments are fairly simplistic. But he has always been no wars even as retaliation for others violating the NAP. He changed his mind on open borders. Hoping he can see there is a difference between US involvement and Israel defending themselves.

      Hamas hasn't stopped rockets for a single day. But he hasn't recognized that. His guest the other day was defending Hamas initiatives based on decades old issues. That's how wars continue back and forth. But the justification was only used to justify Palestine, not Israel. Probably Dave's worst guest.

  22. Fist of Etiquette   1 year ago

    You're not clever for pretending you can't see the huge fucking elephant.

    Only a TERF would call all trans women fat.

    1. Sometimes a Great Notion   1 year ago

      I took it to mean they have great memories.

      1. mad.casual   1 year ago

        Just another disagreement between Elephant Knee, Mouse Scrotum, and Camel Toe feminists AFAICT.

  23. Mike Parsons   1 year ago

    Men punching random women in NYC: A desperate last gasp of the male rage fueling MAGA

    https://www.salon.com/2024/04/08/men-punching-random-women-in-nyc-a-desperate-last-gasp-of-the-male-rage-fueling-maga/

    Ya, makes sense. NYC is MAGA country. The homeless, mentally ill, and young (pretty much 100%) black kids are definitely all claimed by Trump

    1. Sarah Palin's Buttplug 2   1 year ago

      black kids are definitely all claimed by Trump

      Apparently polls show Thug Trump and his mugshot are all the rage now with the young black male bloc of voters.

      1. Mother's Lament   1 year ago

        Starch that cone, Kleagle.

        1. Sarah Palin's Buttplug 2   1 year ago

          How many little lawn jockeys are in your yard? I bet it looks like a scene from a Tarzan movie out there.

          1. Sevo   1 year ago

            turd lies. turd lies when he knows he’s lying. turd lies when we know he’s lying. turd lies when he knows that we know he’s lying.
            turd lies. turd is a TDS-addled lying pile of lefty shit, an asshole and a pederast besides.

          2. Medulla Oblongata   1 year ago

            Coming from the poster who has exhibited the most vile racism here whose name is not Rob Misek, this is pretty rich.

            1. Mother's Lament   1 year ago

              Buttplug’s a genuine Georgia DNC slave catcher. If one of those blacks wanders off the vote plantation he’ll be right there to call them “n*gger” and “lawn jockey”.

              1. Medulla Oblongata   1 year ago

                Don't forget the homosexual innuendo, too, as if being gay was some sort of disqualifying characteristic.

          3. One-Punch_Man   1 year ago

            Not too racist there huh Shrike? It's almost like you are mad because you think Democrats own black people

      2. Sevo   1 year ago

        turd lies. turd lies when he knows he’s lying. turd lies when we know he’s lying. turd lies when he knows that we know he’s lying.
        turd lies. turd is a lying pile of lefty shit and a pederast besides.

      3. JesseAz   1 year ago

        Still frightened they will escape your Dem plantation?

      4. TrickyVic (old school)   1 year ago

        Why vote for the party that is doubling down on systemic government racism by promoting the idea that the prosecutor is above the defendant? The prosecutor is always right is not an attitude shared by the minority.

        It might not get Trump much more votes, but it will keep a lot of minority from voting for a dem.

      5. EISTAU Gree-Vance   1 year ago

        Lol. Now that they’re all MAGA it’s ok to call them violent.

        Nice one, dumbass.

    2. Don't look at me!   1 year ago

      That’s what they get for dressing like that.

    3. Earth-based Human Skeptic   1 year ago

      I guess those Muslim guys in Germany are also Trump supporters.

    4. Idaho-Bob   1 year ago

      We see it in the male fans of Jordan Peterson, who clamor to his events to hear him croak out a just-so story about how lobsters justify their faith in male dominance. Or the rise of "tradwives" online who make a living pretending they're unemployed and housebound. Or Ben Shapiro setting fire to a Barbie doll because he can't stand that a blockbuster comedy starring a woman is about anything but her quest for male affection. Or MAGA pundits telling lies about birth control, in hopes of tricking women into having babies before they're ready. Or conservatives writing op-eds that blame women for male loneliness, telling women they must self-sacrifice to relieve male pain by marrying Donald Trump voters. Or right-wing men yelling because Taylor Swift has cats or because she dates a hunky, vaccinated NFL player instead of, I dunno, having babies with a guy in ill-fitting cargo shorts.

      No mention of men pretending to be women and fucking demanding entrance into women-only spaces?

      I think that would be the pinnacle of misogyny.

      1. Mother's Lament   1 year ago

        Always (D)ifferent.

      2. Sarah Palin's Buttplug 2   1 year ago

        instead of, I dunno, having babies with a guy in ill-fitting cargo shorts.

        Hilarious.

        That is a polite way to depict ex-Bud Light consumers.

        1. JesseAz   1 year ago

          You mean incel male feminists of the left.

          1. EISTAU Gree-Vance   1 year ago

            Uggh. Just got an image of hank in cargo shorts. Thanks for that.

        2. Sevo   1 year ago

          turd lies. turd lies when he knows he’s lying. turd lies when we know he’s lying. turd lies when he knows that we know he’s lying.
          turd lies. turd is a TDS-addled lying pile of lefty shit and a pederast besides.

      3. mad.casual   1 year ago

        All of the above sounds pretty misogynistic and projected to me even without the invocation of trans ideology.

        Pretty much every statement contains a misrepresentation that it's just assumed that female wouldn't recognize, but the "MAGA pundits telling lies about birth control" pretty much assumes that there are women out there thinking "I think I need birth control, but I should see what the MAGA pundits have to say first." or "I need birth control, but I don't know how to work my phone or the internet well enough to tune out or even turn down the volume on MAGA pundits."

      4. This Is The Zodiac Speaking   1 year ago

        Would you shut the fuck up, please. Our Trojan Horse to destroy feminism is making great progress, but if you keep flapping your lips the broads will get wind of it.

    5. mad.casual   1 year ago

      Does anybody else remember when a pregnant nurse tried to steal a bike from a handful of youths and it all got posted on Twitter, including her receipts, and we got told that it was blown out of proportion and to ignore it?

      Yeah, I don't remember that either.

      1. Gaear Grimsrud   1 year ago

        Nope. Not ringing a bell.

    6. TrickyVic (old school)   1 year ago

      I've seen one MAGA hat in NYC. One time.

      1. One-Punch_Man   1 year ago

        That's because they are all hanging out in Chicago at 2 am with nooses.

    7. Super Scary   1 year ago
    8. Medulla Oblongata   1 year ago

      On Wednesday, 40-year-old Skiboky Stora was arrested and charged with assault after multiple women in New York City reported being randomly punched in the street.

      Accounts of the “unprovoked” attacks spread online. But Mr Stora – later identified by police as the man arrested in connection with the incidents – is no stranger to social media and enjoys his own colorful online presence.

      Mr Stora is very active on social media, with over 10,000 followers on Instagram and over 83,000 on TikTok. He posts regular videos of himself both out in New York and at home.

      His videos show various exchanges with members of law enforcement, which are sometimes heated.

      He appears to be a supporter of former president Donald Trump, with several of the videos filmed at home taking place in front of a large banner bearing Mr Trump’s name.

      [Seems to me that the banner might just as easily been something he stole and kept as a trophy? But of course the media needs to find a way to blame Trump for everything.]

      Mr Stora also appears to be an aspiring rap artist. He has posted multiple music videos to YouTube under the artist name Designer Attitude.

      He also claims to be the descendant of Jamaican-born political and civil rights activist Marcus Garvey. Captions at the bottom of many of his videos read “Skiboky Stora 2024 Marcus Garvey Grandson Freedom Party.”

      In his videos Mr Stora often introduces himself to strangers as the “great, great grandson” of Marcus Garvey and is occasionally seen wearing a hat with the claim on it.

      Mr Stora has made a number of unsuccessful bids for public office in New York City.

      A recent GoFundMe page set up by Mr Stora states: “I’m running for Mayor of New York City in 2025.” In the three months since its creation, the page has raised just $65 of its $5,000,000 target, though one supporter has commented: “F*** yeah skabooky.”

      Last year Mr Strora made a bid for City Council in District 9, but lost out to Democrat Yusef Salaam. He ran on the Freedom Party ticket and ultimately failed to secure a spot on the ballot, according to Ballotpedia.

      In 2022, he was a “withdrawn or disqualified” Republican gubernatorial candidate, the site said.

      Lee Zeldin eventually won the party’s nomination but lost out to current New York City Governor Kathy Hochul.

      During a debate for fringe candidates hosted by Gotham Gazette in 2021, Mr Stora, running under the Out Lawbreaker Party ticket, recounted how he had been shot while living in a homeless shelter in 2005.

      According to City Limits he later unsuccessfully sued the Department of Homeless Services and a security contractor over the incident.

      The force’s statement described Mr Stora as a “criminal recidivist with an extensive criminal record” and had been arrested three times in the past six months.

      “Your NYPD detectives were able to identify the man after he was previously arrested for similar attacks, only to be released back onto our streets,” the statement said.

      According to court records, Mr Stora has had multiple court appearances since last July.

    9. VinniUSMC   1 year ago

      Weird that it all seems to be happening to female TikTokers by the same "diverse" group of people (who may also be TikTokers). New TikTok trend?

      Sure, definitely a MAGA thing... lol

  24. JesseAz   1 year ago

    Trump has always managed to pay enough lip service to evangelical beliefs to (somehow) get elected,

    Why am I imagining ENB and Sullum goading good Liz to add the aside.

    1. Mother's Lament   1 year ago

      KMW got a call from rich uncle Charles after Liz went off-script last week, and had to sit down with her.
      Same reason as why Robby's been quieter.

    2. TrickyVic (old school)   1 year ago

      That's like call Trump a good politician.

      The best politicians know how to give just enough lip service to get you to vote for them.

    3. Medulla Oblongata   1 year ago

      To be sure.

    4. Dillinger   1 year ago

      nothing gold can stay.

  25. Chuck P. (The Artist formerly known as CTSP)   1 year ago

    You're not clever for pretending you can't see the huge fucking elephant.

    That woman is a national treasure. I sincerely hope they arrest her. The fallout would be epic.

  26. Nobartium   1 year ago

    Insanity

    Nothing insane about it. Integration was a mistake, and now the left is coming full circle on it.

  27. Think It Through   1 year ago

    Just like Ronna McDaniel, Trump & anyone else right of Mitt Romney (or even Mitt himself) will not receive credit with the left media no matter what they say on any issue.

    Maintain a conservative opinion, and you're "doubling down" or "sending out dog whistles" or "saying the quiet part out loud" and shall remain an outcast.

    Adopt a moderate or liberal opinion, and you're a "hypocrite" who "flip-flops for convenience" and "has no principles".

    Just state your opinions and ignore the "analysis" class.

    1. Red Rocks White Privilege   1 year ago

      Just state your opinions and ignore the “analysis” class.

      Better yet, actively denigrate those classes as left-wing hacks who should never be trusted at any time, ever.

      1. Earth-based Human Skeptic   1 year ago

        Do you WANT to be arrested for sedition?

  28. Incunabulum   1 year ago

    Trump's abortion quagmire: "On abortion, Trump chose politics over principles," reads a New York Times headline from today, referring to the presidential contender's comments yesterday saying that he's in favor of states setting their own abortion policies, but that he broadly supports exceptions being made when the mother's life is endangered or in cases of rape or incest. He also expressed support for in vitro fertilization (IVF) treatments. "You must follow your heart, or in many cases, your religion or your faith," said Trump. "Do what's right for your family and do what's right for yourself.

    The fuck?

    Are those not principles? He's literally at the same place most of the country is - as Reason continually tells us. There are more than two positions on abortion (fully banned or 'as a primary form of birth control all the way up to - and past - birth').

    1. Mother's Lament   1 year ago

      Yup. He’s literally at the same place he always was.

      1. Don't look at me!   1 year ago

        “Trump refuses to change”!

        Hey, this is easy.

        1. Earth-based Human Skeptic   1 year ago

          Make that "Evil Trump refuses to change!" and you can probably get an easy media job.

          1. Graf Fuddington von Fuddrick   1 year ago

            Aren’t all those media jobs being steadily eliminated due to massive financial losses.

      2. Michael Ejercito   1 year ago

        Meanwhile, who abandoned "My Body, My Choice"?

        1. Longtobefree   1 year ago

          Every bureaucrat with a syringe?

      3. Gaear Grimsrud   1 year ago

        Yeah I'm baffled by the use of the word "quagmire". Trump is basically explicitly telling us what we already pretty much knew about his position on the subject. And he's doing it at a time when it could produce negative political consequences in his base. Seems to me he's rising to the occasion at a point when the public needed clarity on his position. If anyone is in a quagmire it's the Democrats.

  29. Mother's Lament   1 year ago

    Anyone paying attention on the war between the fascist Brazilian judge and Twitter?

    Twitter has had enough and are refusing to comply with illegal and secret censorship orders from him, and are now evacuating Brazilian staff as the judge has lost it and is issuing warrants for them.
    Musk says he's going to drop all the censorship requests online as soon as all his staff are safe.

    1. Idaho-Bob   1 year ago

      I keep waiting for *someone* in the Brazilian government to reign this guy in.

      He is unhinged.

      1. Mickey Rat   1 year ago

        If he is expect a writer here to lament the loss of judicial independence in Brazil.

    2. mad.casual   1 year ago

      My new favorite Ayn Rand character is Elon Musk.

      are now evacuating Brazilian staff as the judge has lost it and is issuing warrants for them.

      Anyone taking odds on whether we'll get an article from Fiona about how we should let them in?

      1. Dillinger   1 year ago

        >>My new favorite Ayn Rand character is Elon Musk.

        word.

      2. InsaneTrollLogic   1 year ago

        Only if they operate food trucks. Otherwise, my guess is that Fiona is silent.

        1. Graf Fuddington von Fuddrick   1 year ago

          I wonder if Fiona has ever cucked a guy named Scotty?

      3. One-Punch_Man   1 year ago

        Musk is also shutting down Starlink now which most Brazilian schools use for internet

    3. Red Rocks White Privilege   1 year ago

      Sounds like Judge Alexandre de Moraes is a great candidate to be shoved through a woodchipper.

      1. Red Rocks White Privilege   1 year ago

        More, from AP:

        “We cannot live in a society in which billionaires domiciled abroad have control of social networks and put themselves in a position to violate the rule of law, failing to comply with court orders and threatening our authorities.Social peace is non-negotiable,” Jorge Messias wrote on X.

        Oh, "social peace" is "non-negotiable," eh? Sounds like a great justification to obliterate YOUR side into vapor, Jorge.

        1. Mother's Lament   1 year ago

          When I call these people fascists and Nazis I'm not resorting to hyperbole.

          These people are the biggest threat to human liberty as a whole since the Soviets. Sure, the Maoists are exterminating the Uighurs and such, but on a global level these guys are by far the biggest threat to the entirety of humanity.

    4. InsaneTrollLogic   1 year ago

      Very closely. It looks almost like a trial run of what the Biden Administration wants. According to Mike Benz, the CIA has some serious fingerprints on this as well.

      1. Mother's Lament   1 year ago

        Greenwald and Shellenberger say the same, that the whole thing is a CIA operation, aimed at shoring up Lula while taking back control of Twitter from Musk.

        Burns, Cohen and Heinzelman need front row seats in the dock at the next Nuremberg Trials.

        1. Mother's Lament   1 year ago

          Kate Elizabeth Heinzelman is an American attorney serving as the general counsel of the Central Intelligence Agency. She was nominated by President Joe Biden to the position and was confirmed by the Senate on July 14, 2022.

          From 2009 to 2010, Heinzelman served as a law clerk for Judge Merrick Garland of the U.S. Court of Appeals for the District of Columbia Circuit. She later clerked for Chief Justice John Roberts at the Supreme Court of the United States.

  30. Sevo   1 year ago

    "Biden to give Taiwan’s TSMC $6.6 billion to ramp up US chip production"
    https://www.cnn.com/2024/04/08/tech/tsmc-arizona-chip-factory-investment/index.html

    I wish I knew someone as generous as me.

  31. Earth-based Human Skeptic   1 year ago

    BTW, how much more like Mr. Magoo can Biden look?

    1. Medulla Oblongata   1 year ago

      He's a dead-ringer for Jeff Dunham's puppet Walter, but with Obama's hand up his ass instead of Dunham's.

  32. TrickyVic (old school)   1 year ago

    """First, the plan takes aim at borrowers who have seen their balances climb due to unpaid interest, ""

    What a generous statement. It almost makes it sound like the borrower is the victim when they don't pay.

    1. LIBertrans   1 year ago

      Which is exactly what the "Allies" did while welching on war loans in the 1920s. Coolidge blew the whiners away with: "They hired the money, didn't they?"
      Today, one has to ask about Ukrainians: "They signed and surrendered their nuclear weapons, didn't they?"

  33. Roberta   1 year ago

    ...

    But it's a little funny that much of the mainstream media—which tends to be awfully supportive of legal abortion, with newsrooms comprised mostly of Democratic voters—is still managing to find a way to ding Trump over this.

    Oh, like the way HyR still manages to ding Trump no matter how libertarian he makes things?

    1. Gaear Grimsrud   1 year ago

      Remember when Trump deregulated showerheads and Reason published an article claiming it placed a huge burden on manufacturers because they had already retooled for the low flow mandate?

    2. sarcasmic   1 year ago

      Anything libertarian-ish that Trump does is pure coincidence. If he did libertarian things on principle that would be a totally different matter. If that was the case he’d be somewhat predictable.
      Thing is, Trump the narcissist is in it for Trump. Everything he does is for his benefit. That’s his only principle.
      So there’s really no point in giving him more than a golf clap for the libertarian-ish things he does, because he will change his mind the moment it he thinks it will benefit him.

      1. Don't look at me!   1 year ago

        So, no different than the other politicians that you stated above that only look to be re-elected?

        1. sarcasmic   1 year ago

          No, dipshit. Most politicians have some sort of a political philosophy that makes them somewhat predictable. Trump does not. Dishonest questions like that is why I keep you on mute. Fucking retard. Go back to licking Jesse's balls.

          1. Bertram Guilfoyle   1 year ago

            "I keep you on mute"

            Said in your reply to the person. Are you a parody?

          2. Mother's Lament   1 year ago

            "Dishonest questions like that"

            What made it dishonest?

          3. Don't look at me!   1 year ago

            Fuck off, you drunken, broken piece of shit failure.

          4. JesseAz   1 year ago

            Leave me out of your sexual proclivities.

      2. Chuck P. (The Artist formerly known as CTSP)   1 year ago

        Everything he does is for his benefit. That’s his only principle.

        I am beginning to suspect that you are not as libertarian as you would like others to believe.

        That would make Trump perfectly predictable. It would also make him a hero in the eyes of Adam Smith.

        He wrote in his Moral Sentiments the famous observation that he was to repeat later in The Wealth of Nations: that the self-seeking rich are often “led by an invisible hand…without knowing it, without intending it, [to] advance the interest of the society.”

      3. LIBertrans   1 year ago

        In the Kindle version of The Philosophy of Friedrich Nietszche, Mencken makes surprising comparisons with Kaiser Wilhelm's buddy Theodore Roosevelt and (wait for it...) George Bernard Shaw! Orwell remarked in a The Managerial Revolution that Shaw saw communism and fascism as the same thing and was in favor of both. Mencken says much the same, albeit with a plausible explanation included. The key is that Nietzsche-TR-Hitler-Trump hypnotists are not bound by "foolish consistency" in their club-wielding.

    3. LIBertrans   1 year ago

      Riiiiiight...

  34. Earth-based Human Skeptic   1 year ago

    xxx has filed a couple of reports from Brazil.

    1. Earth-based Human Skeptic   1 year ago

      Interesting. This was a test.

      I tried to reply to ML's comment about Brazil above. Instead of "xxx" I cited Shell N Berger. Instead of posting, my display bounced to the top of the Roundup page. Then I tried the same post with the same name as a new comment, and got bounced again.

      1. Earth-based Human Skeptic   1 year ago

        I tried another test, submitting a new comment with just the name Shellen(guy). It was bounced.

        Looks like Reason has a black list. Anyone else experience this?

        1. Medulla Oblongata   1 year ago

          I just tried it, and yes, I got the same behavior.

          1. Mother's Lament   1 year ago

            Michael Shellenberger

            Edit: Worked for me. Weird.

            1. Dillinger   1 year ago

              michael shellenberger

        2. mad.casual   1 year ago

          Anyone else experience this?

          Yes. Expect an explanation like "It's not a keyword blacklist, it's a list of words that causes posts and messages to be rejected up front or out of hand." in the popular media.

          Oh, you meant here at Reason? Yeah, don't expect an explanation.

      2. mad.casual   1 year ago

        It occurs to me that something *similar* in a spooky-creepy AI sense has happened to me before. As such, this post is a test:

        Shellenberger, Greenwald, Weiss, Rogan, and Taibbi

    2. Gaear Grimsrud   1 year ago

      What was xxx formerly known as?

      1. Sevo   1 year ago

        Twiddledee, twiddledum.

        1. Gaear Grimsrud   1 year ago

          Well then, therein lies the problem. Reason needs to update it's AI.

      2. Moonrocks   1 year ago

        Vin Diesel.

        1. Dillinger   1 year ago

          this. lol.

    3. Don't look at me!   1 year ago

      Huh. Brazilian porn, probably hot.

  35. Gaear Grimsrud   1 year ago

    Scenes from Illinois. America's worst sitting mayor investigated by America's worst former mayor.
    https://www.zerohedge.com/political/chicagos-lori-lightfoot-lands-400-hour-job-investigating-even-worse-mayor

    1. InsaneTrollLogic   1 year ago

      Comedy writes itself in this state.

  36. Dillinger   1 year ago

    omfg avoid this spring's flu at all costs.

    1. sarcasmic   1 year ago

      I was going to ask if you got the flu shot this year, but then I remembered that I'm in the Reason comments.

      1. Dillinger   1 year ago

        I'll take my chances.

      2. Chuck P. (The Artist formerly known as CTSP)   1 year ago

        You called it a flu shot. Don't they deduct $0.50 for that?

      3. Mother's Lament   1 year ago

        Why? I did.

  37. Dillinger   1 year ago

    >>Trump's abortion quagmire:

    was a fine take I am 100% pro-life and agree abortion should not exist but should be left to the people in the states because America.

  38. Dillinger   1 year ago

    >>Authorities in Chechnya have banned music they deem too fast, as well as music they deem too slow.

    quis statuit?

    1. Gaear Grimsrud   1 year ago

      Set the metronome at 60, quarter notes only. Easy Peasy.

    2. Super Scary   1 year ago

      Sounds like that guy in Parks and Recreation when that group from Venezuela came in.
      "You are playing music too loud: right to jail, right away. Driving too fast: jail. Slow: jail. You are charging too high prices for sweaters, glasses: you right to jail. You under cook fish? Believe it or not, jail. You overcook chicken, also jail."

      1. LIBertrans   1 year ago

        Milei's crime czarina just freed up Argentine MPs to fire into crowds with live ammo anytime subjective whim urges it. The Buenos Aires Herald publishes Argie news in English, upclose and personal with no Trumpanzee slanting. Already Brazil's imitation Donnie has been ditched, his vandals rounded unto prisons MAGAts should feel on their hides. Today's news is that Milei is copying Bert Hoover's make-work Depression policies--building Big House prisons to pack in potheads and women's doctors. Read it and evade!

        1. Dillinger   1 year ago

          you are one of my favorite people.

  39. Dillinger   1 year ago

    @jk_rowling

    big fan. never read your books, but big fan.

    1. Gaear Grimsrud   1 year ago

      But the Scottish police can't keep up with all of her horrible hate speech.
      https://modernity.news/2024/04/08/we-cannot-cope-police-scotland-deluged-with-politicized-hate-crime-reports/
      “We Cannot Cope”: Police Scotland Deluged With Politicized Hate Crime Reports

      1. Mother's Lament   1 year ago

        Delightful. The Scottish police were almost as terrible as the Yorkshire Constabulary.

      2. Dillinger   1 year ago

        beautiful.

      3. mad.casual   1 year ago

        “We Cannot Cope”: Police Scotland Deluged With Politicized Hate Crime Reports

        LOL, cope harder!

        1. Don't look at me!   1 year ago

          Learn to cope!

          1. Dillinger   1 year ago

            i like this

      4. Chuck P. (The Artist formerly known as CTSP)   1 year ago

        David Threadgold, Chairman of the Scottish Police Federation, said that the new legislation was being exploited to pursue personal and political vendettas.

        "One of the cross beams has gone out askew on the treadle."

        "Well what on earth does that mean?"

        "I don't know - Mr Wentworth just told me to come in here and say that there was trouble at the mill, that's all - I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Scottish Inquisition."

        1. Dillinger   1 year ago

          I can't even if it's not Scottish it's crap! right now.

    2. Red Rocks White Privilege   1 year ago

      The funniest part about Rowling’s developmental arc from bog-standard lefty virtue signaler into Her Royal TERFness has been the fact that so many Millennials and Gen-Xers treated her books as their generation’s Lord of the Rings, that the troons and their “allies” have a cultural hill that’s way too big to overcome for the time being. Even with the anniversary specials trying to pretend that the IP was created out of thin air, every time a Zoomer buys those books or merch they’re putting more money in her pocket.

      1. Mike Parsons   1 year ago

        Them not inviting her to the big HBO anniversary special to be there with the cast and just playing a couple clips of her talking was pretty bananas, especially given her involvement with the actors and the movies (outside of actually also creating the damn thing)

        The trannies definitely 'won' that culture war, at least on the hollywood side.

        Same with the game awards, Hogwarts legacy was one of the best selling games of the year and broke streaming records on Twitch. Not a single mention, basically memory holed / black listed.

        1. Red Rocks White Privilege   1 year ago

          Most games have been absolute hot garbage lately with firms like Sweet Baby Inc. infecting the writing and game development. RDR2 is probably going to go down as the last great console game for a while.

          1. Mike Parsons   1 year ago

            Ill admit, it was pretty throw-away and not really breaking any barriers, more giving fans what they want.

            Notable, they honestly bent over backwards on the DEI stuff. Gender fluid, diversity in your face, a virtuous trans (adult) character is even in the game. Its honestly a pretty big pile of woke.

            So consider that. It gave hardcore fans what they want (nostalgia, a real open world harry potter game, the ability to fly around the world on a broom, this is all stuff the fanbase was asking for YEARS), it gave all the woke journos the standard collection of DEI jargon and check boxes, it was extremely LGBTQ heavy...and they still fully blacklisted it not even because she was involved with the game much at all...just because she is associated with it.

            She is an apostate. Worse than a non-believer. They have to go scorched earth on her as a result

        2. LIBertrans   1 year ago

          So how many votes do they swing? Dems are buying hate ads outing GOP girl-bulliers who of course lose when that fact leaks to voters. Those MAGAts blame the LP for no longer being able to mug and rob gays with impunity. Making libertarians Jews in Germany helped AfD von Mises infiltrators invade the LP and (see Texas "LP" candidates) stock it with Landover Baptists. Before 2016 the LP literally dripped child molesters with fairy wings--a red flag to Prohibitionists. Now that Republicans have to ditch bigots or drown, what handier dumping-place than the Libertarian Party?

          1. Mother's Lament   1 year ago

            What the fuck are you babbling about. Not only do you see the world through the lens of the zeitgeist in 1992, you do it based on information fed to you exclusively by CNN.

            1. Chuck P. (The Artist formerly known as CTSP)   1 year ago

              I had to mute it. It uses unnatural combinations of words that make my head hurt. I suspect a poorly trained AI.

              1. Red Rocks White Privilege   1 year ago

                Agile Cyborg's late-night drug-induced musings were like Shakespeare compared to Hank's.

  40. Mickey Rat   1 year ago

    "You're not clever for pretending you cannot see the huge fucking elephant."

    Which is as good a response to postmodernist sophistry as I recall seeing.

  41. mad.casual   1 year ago

    NEW: Hospitals are integrating race into their procurement policies, balancing the cost and quality of life-saving services against the demographics of the firm providing them.

    So, a self-imposed 100% tariff embargo on procurements from China? Get aload of the morons who think embargoes and trade controls would make slaves more equal!

  42. Dillinger   1 year ago

    >>celebrating Larry David

    generally avoid celebrating those who celebrate themselves enough for the rest of us.

  43. I, Woodchipper   1 year ago

    Are we living in the time frame of the two coolest billionaires ever? it seems so.

    1. Vernon Depner   1 year ago

      If you're counting Trump, it's unlikely that he is or ever was a billionaire.

      1. Gaear Grimsrud   1 year ago

        I'm guessing he means Rowling and Musk.

        1. mad.casual   1 year ago

          Who is Tyler Perry?

          I guess my answer doesn’t have to be in the form of a question, sorry, I thought we were playing Black Jeopardy again.

        2. I, Woodchipper   1 year ago

          ^ding ding

      2. mad.casual   1 year ago

        I will never understand the facet of TDS that generates the compulsion in sufferers to make themselves look retarded to pointlessly (not) impugn Donald Trump.

    2. Dillinger   1 year ago

      SBF!

  44. LIBertrans   1 year ago

    Takeaway: Trump, another GOP whore, bet the house on girl-bullying racial collectivists and packed the court with Nazis. Next he's out on his ass, girl-bulliers (including Mises Caucasians) are mowed down in mid-terms so alluva sudden the Dem 1858 States "Rights" final solution looks good to the Klan and Republicans. So leave it to Lizard Wolfe and Marjorie Greene-Teeth to try to put the best face on the Grabber-Of-Pussy's latest dumb excuses. Adding a plug to Robert Dear fan Dave Smif was icing on the anarco-fascist cake.

    1. Truthfulness   1 year ago

      https://www.wisdomparenting.org/wisdom/all-actions-have-consequences/

      Give this a read, Hank. CNN ain't cutting it anymore.

  45. Dillinger   1 year ago

    went home for lunch mme.d has on Seinfeld the Shrinkage episode ... I say "Curb's last was last night" she says "you think he'll be an even bigger loudmouth asshole now or just shut up and golf?"

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