Brickbat: You Blew It

Officials in Fowlerville, Michigan, have agreed to pay $320,000 to settle a lawsuit brought by Ryohei Akima, who was
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So basically you're out of anti-cop stories, huh?
One time, a hobo wondered onto my property, and stole a few cups of pond-water out of my pond! I called the cops, and they never even bothered to show up, to take a report! Rotten, lazy bastards! Twat about my PROPERTY RIGHTS?!?!
(Oh, ass I understand, the cops were "too busy" that day, holding down womb-slaves, forcibly implanting tested-known-defective, frozen Sacred Fartilized HUMAN Egg Smells! If the cops are "too busy" to perform ALL of their duties, then we clearly need more cops! If 134% of Americans need to be COPS to get 'er done, enforcing ALL of the laws, so be shit!!!)
so you think it is cool when gross incompetence (inability to read a digital output) leads to false charges?
And it took a lawsuit to get them to admit they were wrong. Fucking pigs.
Um, no.
"The charges were dropped when a blood test showed Akima was under the limit."
That's when they admitted they were wrong. The lawsuit was filed subsequently to cash in on it all.
Peca told a colleague over the radio, "I have no idea what I'm doing."
Filling a quota would be my guess.
Being stylish because math is hard.
At least Tyne Daly seemed proficient in the law, if not on the workings of a rocket launcher.
Dee Eee Aye.
Whoops. Moved above.
Our taxpayer dollars at work.