Review: M3GAN
Girl powered.

Gerard Johnstone's M3GAN draws back the dark curtains of the killer-doll movie genre and lets the sunshine in. The picture is a blast for a number of reasons, but mainly because of its one-of-a-kind star, an unnervingly implacable robo-girl named M3gan, who's literally a piece of work. M3gan isn't a toxic horror brat in the tradition of Chucky, but she probably shouldn't be allowed anywhere near that nail gun out in the garage, either.
The picture is more fun than we might normally expect in the cursed movie month of January. Director Johnstone, making his second feature, takes a counterintuitive approach to the genre, and it brings a fresh clarity to the action, some of which plays out in brightly lit labs and sunny woodlands. He also embraces the limitations of the movie's PG-13 rating, which he says is not a result of traditional studio editing pressure. As he told the GamesRadar website, PG-13 is what he was aiming for—even to the extent of reshooting some scenes that might've verged too close to an R. "Some of my favorite films, like Drag Me to Hell, are PG-13," he said. "It's fun having to rely on sound and suggestion so much."
The movie is set in the Pacific Northwest (although it was largely filmed in Johnstone's native New Zealand). A young woman named Gemma (Allison Williams), a robotics engineer at a toy company, suddenly finds herself the guardian of her nine-year-old niece, Cady (Violet McGraw), after her parents die in an auto crash. Gemma is not prepared for the responsibilities this unexpected onset of single-parenthood entails ("I don't even take care of my own plants," she says). So it's fortuitous that her current project at the cyber-toy lab is a "Model 3 generative android"—M3gan. M3gan has video cameras inside her eyes, built-in GPS, endless hard-drive storage (she's constantly evolving), and the ability—an unsettling one, if you think about it even just a little bit—to talk to every linked gadget in a modern "smart" home. She can also read kiddie bedtime stories for as long as a kiddie might desire. In short, as far as Gemma is concerned, this robo-moppet is heaven-sent.
But one has to be careful around M3gan—she's not the sort of little girl you'd want to annoy in any way. So whenever irksome things happen to her—courtesy of a blathering neighbor lady with a vicious dog, for instance, or a bully who makes the huge mistake of menacing Cady—we settle back in pleasurable anticipation of the epic whomping we know we're about to witness. These payback outbursts might not be as wildly violent as the most bloodthirsty genre fans would like, but really, so what? They're carefully and wittily constructed, and the movie sells them with sheer atmosphere and cleverly cranked-up tension. They're a lot of fun.
The picture itself is fun from stem to stern, thanks to a slick, funny script by Akela Cooper, who cooked up the story with Australian horror god James Wan (also her collaborator on last year's endearingly gruesome Malignant). But it's M3gan who brings the chills. As a screen presence, she's a wonderfully eerie FX confection, with a lightly stilted gait and big liquid eyes that shift from side to side as she assesses her surroundings (disapprovingly, for the most part). She's brought to life by a young New Zealand dancer named Amie Donald, who presumably created the character's strange, meme-ready dance moves. (Another departure from killer doll tradition: M3gan not only dances—sometimes with a machete in hand—she sings, too, in a voice provided throughout by American actor Jenna Davis.) And despite her baleful stare and deadpan delivery, she also has a nice way with one-liners. "Jesus Christ," she says when somebody crosses her, "I thought we were friends."
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Let me add this to my don’t-watch list.
As far as other movies I *should* have put on the don’t-watch list:
“Some of my favorite films, like Drag Me to Hell, are PG-13”
[SPOILER] A gypsy sends a banker to hell for refusing an extension on the gypsy’s home loan. Truly high-stakes finance.
And where was the Roma Anti-Defamation League?
>>A gypsy sends a banker to hell for refusing an extension on the gypsy’s home loan.
prelude to Thinner
Gypsies tend to be thieving, vindictive scumbags.
"where was the Roma Anti-Defamation League?"
Kiev sent them all to the front line
M3gan has video cameras inside her eyes, built-in GPS, endless hard-drive storage (she's constantly evolving), and the ability—an unsettling one, if you think about it even just a little bit—to talk to every linked gadget in a modern "smart" home.
This sounds quite unthreatening, because who would create a device that taps into wireless and bluetooth that you can't remotely shut off at any time? And if she goes murderous, she's constantly tracked by GPS so the police or anyone looking to stop her knows exactly where she is at all times.
I'm sure there's no contrivances in place to make the obvious solutions to this problem stop working.
Just so. Her AI is constantly improving so she’s obviously a super-hacker. Cue the SkyNet references. Oh, and yes, of course there are solutions to being shut down. And spoofing GPS. And making sure the cops are clueless until it’s completely too late.
The beauty of this movie is while it makes absolutely no claims to holding any actual surprises, it is surprisingly entertaining. Partly because the writers actually thought of everything and instead of being lazy like a lot of the drek coming out of Hollywood, they covered every angle. The nerd in me appreciates the effort. And, also, they have fun with it. I experienced actual, human laughter in the theater. Forgot how good that feels.
"Akela Cooper, who cooked up the story with Australian horror god James Wan (also her collaborator on last year's endearingly gruesome Malignant)"
Anyone who appreciates schlock needs to watch Malignant. It might be James Wan's magnum opus.
a robotics engineer at a toy company
It's a Small Wonder that this movie was made.
Tiffany Brissette played a damn fine robot.
Such an acting range.
She's fantastic (made of plastic).
I’m guessing Shrike is Investigating to se Eid he can purchase an anatomically correct, fully functional male version of ‘Megan’.
Whoever played Harriette? BEST…..ACTRESS…..EVER!!!!!
Where is the Ginger Anti-Defamation League? Perpetuating the crazy ginger stereotype is the first violence of this movie.
The movie review did not disclose if we find out whether the drapes match the carpet. Keeping us in suspense . . .
Before I decide to watch, what kind of dog gets it? If - its a pitbul) fine, but if its say a golden retriever, no thanks.
I can’t believe this review leaves out the best scene, where M3gan discovers that the seemingly genial neighbor actually makes his living creating all the annoying bots that flood sites like this. Just before M3gan sneaks up on him and evisceration commences, he’s seen pecking furiously at his keyboard while muttering to himself, “Great……article….Mike.” 20 seconds later, I was cheering out loud.
I would like a sequel where Shrike and Jeffy get more than they bargained for.
Trailer, or it never happened!
Looks a bit like my X wife.
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