Parents Face Criminal Charges Over Children's Tattoos
Plus: a nationwide injunction on student loan forgiveness, Tyson and Holyfield team up on marijuana edibles, government needn't save risky crypto investors from themselves, and more...

Should you let your child get a tattoo? Maybe not. But should the state arrest you just because you do? Definitely not. And yet that's exactly what's happening in New York state and elsewhere.
In Highland, New York, Crystal Thomas was arrested after giving her 10-year-old son permission to get his name tattooed on his arm. In New York, it's illegal for anyone to mark "the body of a child less than eighteen years old with indelible ink or pigments by means of tattooing." And parents who allow it can—like Thomas—be charged with child endangerment.
New York is not alone. Laws vary by state, and a number of others states "mirror New York's strict over-18 rules," notes The New York Times. Meanwhile, "some permit tattooing with parental consent for people as young as 14 years old. About a dozen, including Ohio, West Virginia and Vermont, allow it with parental blessing and do not specify any minimum age."
Nor is Thomas alone in facing arrest for allowing her child to get a tattoo:
In North Carolina, an over-18 state, a mother was charged with child endangerment after she tattooed a heart on her 11-year-old daughter's right shoulder in 2012, according to a local news station. "She asked me to do it," she said.
Two years earlier, a Georgia couple were arrested after they tattooed crosses on six of their children, ages 10 to 17, just like their own tattoos. State law there limits tattoos to people 18 and older. "I'm their mother," Patty Jo Marsh, the mother, told The Atlanta Journal-Constitution, at the time. "Shouldn't I be able to decide if they get one?" The charges against the couple were dropped, according to court records.
In 2012, a mom was arrested in Georgia for letting her 10-year-old son get a tattoo commemorating his brother who had been killed in a car accident. She was charged with child cruelty and being party to a crime.
In 2017, a Georgia mom was arrested for letting her 12-year-old get a "Jesus Loves" tattoo and the tattoo artist was also arrested.
In 2018, an Ohio mom was charged with child endangerment and contributing to the delinquency of a minor after letting her 16-year-old son get a tattoo. (The person who did the tattoo was also arrested.)
Arrests of parents may be relatively rare—it's hard to tell, since not all such arrests might make the news. But when they do happen and get publicity, it kicks up a debate about which many have strong feelings.
Understandably, many express consternation or even horror at the idea of letting a child get a tattoo. This is, after all, something they will be stuck with for life.
But feelings about minors getting tattoos can shift depending on what the tattoo is and the age of the child. A 17-year-old getting a tattoo is different than a 10-year-old getting one. A marker of religious or cultural identity or something honoring a dead relative may be seen as more permissible than something purely decorative.
Since tattoos vary in meaning across families, communities, and cultures, any attempt to police the boundaries of permissible tattoos for minors will necessarily infringe on people's parental rights and freedom of conscience.
Besides, there is nothing inherently harmful about a tattoo, which makes it a huge bit of government overreach to criminalize parents who permit a minor to get one. Just because some parents might think it unwise doesn't mean other parents should be put in jail for it. Parents make all sorts of debatable decisions—letting kids play football, get their ears pieced, eat junk food, or watch violent movies, to name a few—and we don't substitute the judgement of the state for parental judgement here.
That isn't to say that tattooing a child could never be considered child abuse—obviously, there are situations in which it could and denying this is absurd. But to consider it always child abuse is equally absurd.
FOLLOWUP
Court issues nationwide injunction on student loan debt relief plan. A few days after a federal judge in Texas found Biden's student loan forgiveness plan unconstitutional and blocked it, a federal court in another jurisdiction has followed suit. In response to a lawsuit brought by several GOP-led states, the U.S. Court of Appeals for the 8th Circuit granted an emergency nationwide injunction against the program, in effect until further order from the 8th Circuit or the Supreme Court.
"This is a significant ruling in what is likely the most serious legal challenge filed against the Biden initiative," writes Jonathan Adler at The Volokh Conspiracy. "Among other things, the argument for Article III standing, which is based upon the impact of harm to the Missouri Higher Education Loan Authority (MOHELA) on the state of Missouri, appears to be significantly stronger and more substantial than the arguments for standing put forward in other cases."
"Whatever the eventual outcome of this case, it will affect the finances of
millions of Americans with student loan debt as well as those Americans who pay
taxes to finance the government and indeed everyone who is affected by such far-
reaching fiscal decisions. As such, we approach the motion before us with great
care," wrote the judges in the 8th Circuit's order. More:
We conclude that, at this stage of the litigation, an injunction limited to the
plaintiff States, or even more broadly to student loans affecting the States, would be
impractical and would fail to provide complete relief to the plaintiffs. MOHELA is
purportedly one of the largest nonprofit student loan secondary markets in America.
It services accounts nationwide and had $168.1 billion in student loan assets serviced
as of June 30, 2022. See Rodgers, 942 F.3d at 458. Given MOHELA's national role
in servicing accounts, we discern no workable path in this emergency posture for
narrowing the scope of relief. And beyond Missouri, tailoring an injunction to
address the alleged harms to the remaining States would entail delving into complex
issues and contested facts that would make any limits uncertain in their application
and effectiveness. Although such complexities may not counsel against limiting the
scope of an injunction in other contexts, here the Secretary's universal suspension
of both loan payments and interest on student loans weighs against delving into such
uncertainty at this stage.
FREE MINDS
"If I was on cannabis, I wouldn't have bit [Holyfield's] ear!" Mike Tyson told HuffPost. Twenty-five years later, it looks like Evander Holyfield has forgiven him for that. Holyfield and Tyson are releasing new THC- and Delta 8 THC-infused edibles called Holy Ears (a follow-up to Tyson's original ear-shaped marijuana Mike Bites).* Tyson's cannabis company will follow up in 2023 with a whole line of Holyfield products, according to HuffPost.
FREE MARKETS
Risky financial ventures needn't be regulated financial ventures. In the wake of cryptocurrency exchange FTX imploding, the White House has cited financial risk as an impetus for new cryptocurrency regulations. But the risk with FTX seems to come from fraud, not something inherent in cryptocurrency. Of course, crypto investments can indeed by financially risky. But creating new regulations to save crypto speculators from risk is a bad idea, Scott Sumner writes:
1. It's perfectly legal for Americans to invest in all sorts of extremely risky ventures, such as biotech start-ups. Most of these firms fail, while a few achieve great success. To use the terminology of administration officials, "Americans get harmed" when risky biotech start-ups fail. Yes, investors understand that biotech is risky, but I'd say the same about crypto.
2. It's perfectly legal to lend money to high-risk businesses, where the loans may not be repaid. Remember junk bonds?
3. Fraud is already illegal.
So what's the argument for new regulations of crypto? Surely not the fact that Bitcoin prices have plunged by 75%? Surely not the fact that creditors to FTX are going to lose their money? Surely not that fact that there are accusations of fraud in the recent FTX collapse? These are all either normal parts of our financial system, or are already outlawed by regulation. So what is the specific argument for additional regulation of crypto? To "protect crypto investors"? Why would we want to do that? To protect the banking system? I've seen no evidence that crypto threatens the banking system.
More here.
QUICK HITS
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— Manu Raju (@mkraju) November 14, 2022
• "Last week, one of the largest repositories of pirated books and articles available on the Internet went dark—seemingly for good," reports Vice. "A series of Z-Library domain names were seized by the FBI and the main pages now have the stamped seals of the Department of Justice to prove it."
• Crime panic is fueling a turn toward authoritarian tech.
• Amazon is reportedly planning to lay off around 10,000 employees.
• "It's not anyone in the senate's job to save Twitter from Elon Musk," writes Mike Masnick.
• "Federal agents and prosecutors have come to believe former president Donald Trump's motive for allegedly taking and keeping classified documents was largely his ego and a desire to hold on to the materials as trophies or mementos, according to people familiar with the matter," reports The Washington Post.
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Should you let your child get a tattoo?
If they identify as a Russian mobster, of course.
Or to celebrate their surgical and chemical sex change.
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This. None of these states have much room to bitch if they let teens go troon.
I guess maybe we should allow kids to get face tattoos of offensive shit to drive home the point that maybe we shouldnt be letting them do permanent harmful things when their brains arent developed.
Maybe, just maybe, that will make people think twice before letting them cut off their tits and sterilize themselves because they are a troubled anxiety filled teen.
I'm on board with this. We should let little Billy tattoo "My Teacher is Poop," on his face, and call it Identity-affirming care.
And it is objectively less damaging than hormone replacement
I'm guessing if the parents had the kids tattooed with evangelical religious imagery, ENB would be singing a different tune.
Actually, I'm from a big family. Several siblings have kids, including one who is churchy and had a bunch, and the neices and nephews have had kids now...
Frankly, I think barcodes would be nice. Thanksgiving's coming and it would be a great way to tell a young dozen kids apart. I could write a quick app to scan a QR...
I think I need to start promoting tattoos as a thing for the religious folks.
Read the story. One kid had a "Jesus Loves" tattoo.
'Hot Gash Sits Here' on the chin
This story is not about space. What's up with that?
Ran out of space.
Who's the private space dick that's a space sex machine to all the green chicks?
Shaft! (?)
I can dig it.
Damn right!
They say this cat Shaft is a bad mother...
In space no one can hear you swear.
Shut yo mouth! 😉
How is it not telescoping arm??
If a libertarian screams in space no one can hear them, or give a shit.
ENB is a down-to-earth kinda gal.
Down on something, amirite? 😉
You know who else may munched on carpet?
Btw , search for “Misek” on this thread
Who are these monsters for denying this child's truth?
What if it's a gender-affirmation tattoo?
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...Crystal Thomas was arrested after giving her 10-year-old son permission to get his name tattooed on his arm.
That name? Adolf.
Call me a doubting Adolf Thomas, but I'm gonna need to see proof.
Crystal, eh? What are the chances her live in boyfriend sports a mullet or that either drive an El Camino?
Court issues nationwide injunction on student loan debt relief plan.
Votes are nonrefundable.
But the promise of cancelling student loan debt could be the DNC's Lucy football.
It won't be. How often has pandering to stupid people resulted in the stupid people learning from it?
please. D will be the party of the stupid fucks forever
Akshewelly, it's Charlie Brown's football; Lucy has temporary legal custody per their implied joint enterprise of kicking a ball through uprights, either fictional or real, or on a kickoff where the kicker requires the ball to be stood manually by another player
Ackshuyally, it's spelled "Ackshuyally.". 🙂
Not in Canada it isn't
I don't think that minors should be allowed to get tattoos, as they are fairly permanent, but they are less permanent than other forms of child body alteration that has recently been advocated by some people.
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The same people that were once anti-circumcision are now okay with this and trans genital mutilation for children.
Kids can't consent. The guardian's role is to do it for them in non damaging ways and is constrained by law. That's why parents can't give them cigarettes and vodka, tattoos, have them castrated or have them date adults.
Are they the same people?
Sez you. I'm not not for any procedure that's existentially or medically unnecessary or harmful to children. And I'm Childfree By Choice and have no desire to have children, though I certainly don't hate them either.
Funny how my parenting policy is better than that of many people who actually are parents. 🙂
I’m sure much more ink will need to be spilled on this topic before folks finally get the picture. Just takes some needling is all.
I'm not hep to Hepititis ABC+ at any age. And in the age of the Fishbowl World Surveillwnce State, it's not good having any body decoration that you can't switch up at will.
As Lazarus Long would observe, not "sinful," it's just stupid.
If I was on cannabis, I wouldn't have bit [Holyfield's] ear!
Weed is G-23 Paxilon Hydrochlorate!
Mike Tyson is a most credible opinion on the efficacy of psychoactive drugs. Just as Herschel Walker was a great candidate for Senate.
If that were the case, Tyson would either be dead or he would be a Reaver and have eaten Evander Wholly. ?. Hell, Mike Tyson looks the part of a Reaver already! 😉
What's up with the 20 articles about space?
Cheap filler.
New issue of the magazine's main topic is space exploration:
https://reason.com/magazine/
My guess is that they intended to release a few articles a week for the next month or so, and instead they accidentally were all released at the same time this morning.
Professional.
Somebody hit the wrong button.
Proceedures were followed.
What difference, at this point, does it make?
Let me guess. Instead of exploring the libertarian context of space exploration and migration, Reason will tell us about the need to prevent unregulated activities and mean tweets.
As bad or worse. One of them is straight up, leftist brain-melting pablum of "We should redefine property rights to avoid white colonizing the moon the way we white colonized Earth."
All tweets are bad now due to Elon.
What is the verb of posting on Mastodon?
Masto-baiting.
Lol
That was a set up. As in "how cold was it....?"
I will burn your mean tweet onto the Moon with lasers for only $399.99. Hurry and order now while space is available.
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Distraction from election results.
Risky financial ventures needn't be regulated financial ventures.
How about laundering tax dollars?
What about financial vultures?
Or funicular ventures?
Not following your train of thought.
I have my ups and downs.
Open borders are great. Especially for agricultural plants.
an investigation by the department’s Wage and Hour Division that discovered that [Packer Sanitation Services Inc] had employed at least 31 children – from 13 to 17 years of age – in hazardous occupations. The jobs performed by children included cleaning dangerous powered equipment during overnight shifts to fulfill sanitation contracts at JBS USA plants in Grand Island, Nebraska and Worthington, Minnesota, and at Turkey Valley Farms in Marshall, Minnesota.
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Investigators also learned that several minors employed by PSSI – including one 13-years-old – suffered caustic chemical burns and other injuries.
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In its filing, the department alleges the food sanitation contractor interfered with an investigation by intimidating minor workers to stop them from cooperating with investigators. PSSI also allegedly deleted and manipulated employment files.
https://www.dol.gov/newsroom/releases/whd/whd20221109#:~:text=LINCOLN%2C%20NE%20–%20The%20U.S.%20Department%20of%20Labor,continues%20its%20investigation%20of%20the%20company’s%20labor%20practices.
Everyone knows kids should be polishing monocles.
Uh, I just skimmed the article, but care to be a little clearer with regard to 'open borders'. Asking as someone who worked professionally with caustic chemicals and powered equipment after hours (with safety features disabled no less!) between the ages of 13 and 17.
Kid being sent to farms/agrictultural plants/etc has been an ongoing issue with illegal migration for the last few decades. These are often poor families who get all of their family to work as young as they can. Plants utilize this need to get kids working illegally in this industry.
It is a negative cost, harmful to kids, and oft ignored by open border advocates. Just like the scandal that happened prior to Obama signing DACA.
Just give those illegal minors the vote, and the problem will be solved.
How about we skip a step and just give them free healthcare?
Meh.
I started working on payroll at age 11 in early 90s. Was 13 working on construction sites and in the fab shop with caustic chemicals.
The problem isn't kids working. The problem is, are they working voluntarily to support their families, or are they being trafficked into shitty jobs?
Another article mentioned *briefly* that the interviews with the kids were conducted in Spanish, "since it was their first language." It doesn't mention their immigration status at all, so I have questions, especially since DHS seems to "lose" unaccompanied minors all the time.
The problem isn’t kids working. The problem is, are they working voluntarily to advance themselves, voluntarily to support their families, or are they being trafficked into shitty jobs?
FIFY. And that's my concern, they mention of Spanish obliquely indicates that the issue is the latter most but care should be given to make the distinction. Further, labor as commodity, the work needs to be done and the border is a bit immaterial relative to wage, labor, and school/curfew laws.
The kids are back in the coal mines. The difference between your modern blue check and an 18th century aristocrat is becoming incidental.
Pre-planned insurrection!
The New York Times
@nytimes
The FBI had as many as eight informants inside the Proud Boys in the months around the Jan. 6 Capitol attack, recent court papers indicate, raising questions about how much federal investigators were able to learn from them before and after it took place.
But no questions about how much the FBI instigated Proud Boys activities, right?
Google "enrique tarrio informant"
Really? Eight informants. And the FBI took no action to stop anyone from rioting, or causing a disturbance at the Capitol?
From videos of the day, it looks like they did exactly the opposite
do the proud boys even exist without the FBI. FBI instigating riots since the 60's
Seems like these FBI agents/informants were conspiring/collaborating with Ray Epps and his half dozen fellow agents/informants who repeatedly urged Trump supporters to GO INTO THE US CAPITOL, broke down barriers guarding the Capitol Grounds, herded Trump supporters onto the Capitol Grounds, broke down windows and into doors of the US Capitol, and then urged/herded Trump supporters to go into the building.
Wouldn't be surprised if Pelosi was directing all of these activities.
IMO this is why it's so important for the Ds to keep control of the House/Senate. They continue to make the rules for investigations.
Those are just the ones we know about. At this point FBI members outnumber everyone else. Or is this organization just an FBI scyop and it was never a real organization?
https://rumble.com/embed/v1qsek8/?pub=ztma8
Lol
Bipartisan group of senators say they have a deal on bill to codify same-sex marriage...
...recognition. At the federal level? WE'RE GOING BACKWARDS, LIBERTARIANS.
Would it kill them to just mention the correct libertarian position in passing when discussing these issues?
Yes. They would be accused of homophobia and then shunned from cocktail parties, and they would LITERALLY die.
I would be ok it, but they will package it with 1000 pages of new spending.
We won't have true equity until gay marriage is mandated, for every citizen.
ENB hitting the real issues, as always. I'm glad there was no fuckery in the Arizona election.
The person in charge of counting “won”. Amazing.
The left making Stalin proud, per usual
Stalin nothing. They're making Richard J. Daley proud.
That happened the first time Kemp ran against Adams. I don't recall any GOP types complaining then.
Not ok then, not okay now.
I was on my extended Reason hiatus during 2018.
Nobody gives a shit what you recall.
There's nothing intrinsically wrong with it because there should be insulation between the Secretary of State and the actual vote-counting process. Because the Secretary of State is an elected position, this happens basically every election anyway-either they're up for re-election, or they're still in their office while someone in their party runs for the office.
My problem is that the vote-counting in this race was a complete clusterfuck, which opens itself for allegations of fraud or manipulation.
Did it take nearly a week to finalize it?
Still not done with fortifications
Adams? John Quincy?
2 of the top 2 election officials responsible for set up and counting in Arizona were running a PAC against candidates.
https://redstate.com/jenniferoo/2022/11/14/maricopa-county-recorder-and-bos-chairman-created-a-pac-to-support-pro-democracy-candidates-who-are-not-election-deniers-n658744
when you add stuff like this, to vote counting that goes on significantly longer than any other country, with D's seeming to keep finding enough votes for consistent upsets...you can see how some people think this smells funny
Smells funny? It smells about as bad as fresh skunk roadkill.
Last week, one of the largest repositories of pirated books and articles available on the Internet went dark—seemingly for good...
The feds are virtually burning books!
Dark? Isn't that where democracy dies?
dark, as in the dark color of the ink on the Wapo's printed page.
Do any of those books contain child pornography? Asking for Sarah Palin’s Buttplug.
Their job is protecting Disney's profits.
"Federal agents and prosecutors have come to believe former president Donald Trump's motive for allegedly taking and keeping classified documents was largely his ego..."
Trump's post-Presidency is a lot like his Presidency. Constant hysteria from #Resistance morons screaming about how "All roads lead to Putin!" and "He's selling nuclear secrets!"
No, he's just a childish jackass who beat you in 2016 because you gave him Hillary as an opponent.
He's not just a childish jackass who beat Hillary because she was a terrible candidate. He's a traitor, too. One who is scrambling around trying to deflect from the coming indictment for treason, and the attached death sentence.
He was just a thieving jackass until he attempted a coup. At that point he became a traitor, and has remained one ever since.
TDS: still not fatal
Unfortunately.
Not fatal and without any treatment.
seems to create a form of tourettes
Good observation.
"One who is scrambling around trying to deflect from the coming indictment for treason, and the attached death sentence."
You are a certifiable moron if you think that Donald Trump is going to be executed for treason.
Did you think any part of your post was intelligent?
"He was just a thieving jackass until he attempted a coup."
Did you actually fall for the coup narrative or are you just fucking with everyone?
"He’s not just a childish jackass who beat Hillary because she was a terrible candidate. He’s a traitor, too."
TDS-addled shits like this asshole spout this crap without a shred of evidence; they continue to do so, and expect the non-infected among us to take them seriously?
East shit and die; make your family proud.
Trump is a traitor!
He sold oil from the stratigic reserver to China, he funneled money to the Ukraine for kick acks, and on top of all that he molested his daughter in a shower when she was 12
Given how little ego we saw in past presidents, Trump clearly stands out.
A rare bird. They've all been so humble before.
Certainly couldn't be documents related to Crossfire Huricane that they're mischaracterizing, no they're media and the FBI that have been proven perfectly trustworthy and honest in all things Trump related.
The Reason magazine philosophy.
Crime panic is fueling a turn toward authoritarian tech.
BREAKING NEWS... from 30 years ago.
Amazon is reportedly planning to lay off around 10,000 employees.
They can finally use the bathroom.
Another sign of a booming economy.
And even more signs of such a booming economy.
https://www.reuters.com/business/energy/opec-cuts-oil-demand-growth-forecast-again-economic-challenges-mount-2022-11-14/
"The world economy has entered a period of significant uncertainty and rising challenges in the fourth quarter of 2022," OPEC said in the report.
Sounds like Biden needs to give someone another stern talking to.
Moar fist bumps needed.
So Facebook, Disney, Amazon, et. al., layoff tens of thousands of employees, and the collective response is "meh," but Twitter does it and we need a dozen think pieces about how Elon Musk's embrace of free speech is a threat to Western civilization?
It’s amazing to watch Reason dig their heels in so completely when they initially give the wrong take on a topic. Like children.
Like the spoiled children of a bunch of Karens and box wine moms.
Only half the head count, and it’s still working. Huh.
WORKING!? IT’S GONE TO COMPLETE SHIT! PEOPLE ARE POSTING “DINGERS” ALL OVER THE SITE!
Free speech is madness!
Elon is starving employees.
So?
So? SO??? It's cruel.
Do you want these poor people to die?
https://reason.com/podcast/2017/06/28/remy-people-will-die/
Yes
"Arrests of parents may be relatively rare—it's hard to tell, since not all such arrests might make the news. But when they do happen and get publicity, it kicks up a debate about which many have strong feelings."
See, no parents ever get arrested for advocating what they think is best for their kids. Unless they advocate for prayer, liberty, traditional gender concepts, charter schools, or free range play, of course.
Unless they advocate for prayer, liberty, traditional gender concepts, charter schools, or free range play, of course.
If by 'advocate' you mean 'even passively engage in while deliberately trying to fly under the radar', then yeah. Organizing and financing a drag queen story hour at your local Church, Library, or Elementary School? Just passive free speech. Leaving your kid on the playground within line of sight of the Starbucks while you grab a coffee? Dangerous criminal negligence and the right to be forcibly joined at the hip with your child.
"Organizing and financing a drag queen story hour at your local Church, Library, or Elementary School? Just passive free speech. Leaving your kid on the playground..."
Which is leading to the obvious state-sponsored solution of: just let the drag queens take care of your kid!
At the tattoo shop?
Organizing and financing a drag queen
showing your kids how to rim their bleached assholestory hour at your local Church, Library, or Elementary School?FTFY
Georgia sheriff opens investigation into ruthless beating of black inmate by FIVE jail guards at once - attorney says authorities should pursue criminal charges against deputies
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11428553/Georgia-sheriff-opens-investigation-ruthless-beating-black-inmate-jail-FIVE-guards.html
In the video the black guard is trying to push a couple white guys out of the way so he can get a chance to throw some punches. Yet we all know this will be treated as isolated racism, not a systemic problem.
Skin color is the most important thing.
But are they getting tattoos IN SPACE?
Yes, but to find out where, you have to click the clickbait.
Wait until you see number 4!
This one small trick baffles libertarians.
Don’t bring up age of consent during senate candidate debates?
Nice.....
It's not anyone in the senate's job to save Twitter from Elon Musk...
But who better to fix something than the United States Senate?
US Senators are our top tech wizards.
Series of tubes
Huh. I wonder if there are any other private contracts between two men it's not The Senate's job to save?
Men? Transphobe.
They need SOMETHING to do. POTUS has a pen and phone, so they aren't needed for legislating anymore.
"Court issues nationwide injunction on student loan debt relief plan."
Meh. Even Biden does not really care since the mid-terms are over and any utility from whiny twenty--somethings is now nil.
• "It's not anyone in the senate's job to save Twitter from Elon Musk," writes Mike Masnick.
Is it a libertarian reporters job to mention Sen Markey threatening a private business owner over disrespect?
Markey has a D after his name. That means it is no big deal. Democrats are good on civil liberties, remember.
The best democracy comes with government control of business (and speech and education and elections and...).
Thank god we have these brave anti-fascist D's to protect us from fascism...
What is fascism again?
Now, if Josh Hawley threatened somebody, Reason would have 10 articles about it and how Hawley should be impeached!
"In the wake of cryptocurrency exchange FTX imploding, the White House has cited financial risk as an impetus for new cryptocurrency regulations. But the risk with FTX seems to come from fraud, not something inherent in cryptocurrency."
Ha! the real risk with FTX is exposing the connections with Democratic operatives, and with Zelensky and other Ukraine cronies. If you ran the DNC, what would you do?
Fuck off, Nazi traitor.
Whatever, Shrike. This Davedave sock is obviously full of your cum.
He was also spamming pretty heavy as SoCoMoPeDo and VoteQuimby yesterday.
Find a new money laundering facility?
https://twitter.com/ryaneshea/status/1592403915718656000?t=w-d31HAKjJWY3LlULXZ8Bg&s=19
This is crazy:
Elizabeth Warren is known for being the anti-crypto Senator
Who helped her draft her tax legislation in 2016?
None other than Joseph (Joe) Bankman, the father of SBF
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Once upon a time the media would eat this story up. Now they won’t, for some unknown reason.
The party has merged with the media.
That's why the Greenwald types are now regarded as far-right demagogues.
Parody is obsolete: Exhibit #4,671
The Democrats have little to worry about in Ron DeSantis. Their true concern? Liz Cheney and Adam Kinzinger. Neither could get out of the Republican primaries, but they'd be strong challengers in a nationwide election - with Liz at the top of the ticket.
Why would I spend another 2 years ironically spamming #LizCheney2024 when dumb liberals sincerely tweet this drivel to hundreds of thousands of their dumb liberal followers?
Are you all in on Trump/Walker 2024?
Remember it only gets worse.
KamKam-Stacey is on the dock for the Dems.
It. Only. Gets. Worse. 2024 We have not hit Peak Stupid yet.
Fetterman for prez!
I already said if the GOP nominates Trump again they deserve to lose regardless of the Dem candidates or the price of gasoline.
Harris / Abrams makes less sense than Harris / Bootyjudge from your party's #DiversityAboveAll perspective.
Bootyjudge
So homophobic! Shame on you!
Seriously, you have a good point.
'Derpomatic' will get angry. He/she is all PC downpage.
Yea, that totes makes sense!
This never Trumper parody isn't top notch, but at least it's trying
Some of the same people unironically have been calling for Hillary to run again if Trump does.
They really think she was just the bestest and most qualified, and that if it wasnt for those meddling Russian's it would have been #herturn.
They are that out of touch
Mamma needs a new pair of shoes.
https://www.flickr.com/photos/66890686@N02/51124366228/in/dateposted-public/
Kinzinger didn't run in the Republican primaries, because Illinois Democrats gerrymandered him out of a district for his troubles.
Yeah, some reward he got. He volunteers himself for the 1/6 committee (because, as we all know #1/6WasWorseThan9/11), and then he gets gerrymandered out of the House by the very same people he helped. Pardon me while I play my "world's tiniest violin" and shed nary a tear for him. The jackass was my representative at one time. Yes, I voted for him then. Yes, now I regret such a vote.
At least I got gerrymandered out of Cori Bush's district.
I may be misremembering, but I thought he announced his intent to retire before that?
No, he retired _after_ he was gerrymandered to face another Republican in a primary.
Should you let your child get a tattoo?
Why not, ENB? You think it's OK for them to get gender-related surgeries and puberty blockers at that age.
All children should be forced to get tattoos.
Some sort of serial number on the forearm. Easier to keep track of them.
Where would the tattoo of their preferred pronouns go?
Um, that's only for MAGA kids.
The twisted logic that comes from ENB is rather hard to follow.
- Child circumcision is wrong
- Puberty blockers for child is A-okay
- Genitalia mutilation, aka sex change, for child is A-okay
- Tattoos for children is wrong
"Crime panic is fueling a turn toward authoritarian tech."
Uh, simpler assessment of 21st century America: panic is fueling a turn towards authoritarianism.
Bonus question: who benefits from inducing panic?
Georgia Gov. Brian Kemp to testify in Trump election interference probe Tuesday
A special grand jury will question Kemp about efforts by former President Donald Trump and his allies to pressure him into overturning the results in the battleground state.
https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/politics-news/georgia-gov-brian-kemp-testify-trump-election-interference-probe-tuesd-rcna57206
Election fraud must be prosecuted, Peanuts.
Yes, fucknut, but why so concerned about this when you have the Arizona election counted and run by the same person running for governor?
BTW, your Davedave sock sucks.
counted and run by the same person running for governor
Just like Brian Kemp did in 2018. Apparently it works.
edt "BTW, your Davedave sock sucks."
Not me. I will never dilute the Buttplug brand.
"I will never dilute the Buttplug brand."
Except when you returned as "moneyshot" or whatever and everyone here knew it was you on day 1 because you didn't bother to alter your voice. 🙂
Those were golden times.
If you get your prior "brand" banned for kiddie porn and then just adopt a '2', technically the brand hasn't been diluted, right?
Damn, you have a good memory.
See, if I was going to make a sock it would have a clever name. I’m good at it, you know that,
Ex: Spermin’ Herman Cain.
That’s GOLD!
edit : RIP Spermy. COVID made you a Darwin Award Winner
He had cancer,
turd lies; it's what turd does.
Yeah, clever names for socks...
You couldn't be clever even if you were hit upside the head with a gamer's computer.
He just repeated what he wrote as SRG.
Color me shocked. With this many socks, I'd be surprised if Shrike can keep them all straight and not mix them up from time to time.
“I will never dilute the Buttplug brand.”
Except for Dajjal, AddictionMyth, Vote Quimby, QueenAmalthea, SoCoMoPeDo, American Socia1ist, etc...
It's usually pretty damn easy to figure them out. Just wait until one of them comes rushing to Buttplug's defense. Not even Jeffy, sarc, or Mike defend Buttplug that way.
I'll believe Trump is going to prison when I see video of him physically being led into prison.
Because your party has enormous incentive to keep him out. You know damn well Democrats want him to win the 2024 nomination.
Not only dem politicians wanting to run against him, but all of the MSM they are entangled with.
The democrats would give up just about any organ to have Trump as the bad guy again, front and center
Eat shit, pedo
Chloe Grace Moretz, 25, FLIPS Jimmy Fallon, 48, over her shoulder while demonstrating judo skills in HEELS as terrified host squeals: 'I'm too old to be thrown!'
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-11429617/Chloe-Grace-Moretz-FLIPS-Jimmy-Fallon-shoulder-demonstrating-judo-skills.html
While I don't watch late night tv (or any network/cable television) I have caught her new show The Peripheral on Amazon and it's pretty good.
Yes it is. And, let's face it, she's extraordinarily cute.
I really like the Kick Ass movies.
Found her pretty annoying on 30 Rock but also knew she was going to get pushed in front of audiences all over...like that Zendaya girl...I don't get it.
LOL, I always thought it was hella fun getting thrown in martial arts class. With a good mat and knowing how to land, of course.
You landed on your head too many times.
Parents do not the right to make permanent changes to their children's bodies. That right belongs to the teacher's union alone.
Hello, Putinbot. How many roubles did you make today?
You are pretty bad at this.
Be fair. If Dave is 13 years old, we might rate his effort as "average".
Given it's a Shrike sock, 13 might be too old.
roubles
What'd you say about my momma?
'They just took the election away from Kari Lake': Trump wades in after his candidate LOSES to Democrat Katie Hobbs who flipped the state blue in race to be next governor of Arizona hours before his expected 2024 announcement
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11429397/Trump-alleges-fraud-candidate-Kari-Lake-LOSES-expected-2024-announcement.html
Fraud is the only explanation. Now go and find it. There we go. Was it enough to change the outcome? No? Well then go and find some more! Keep looking until you change the election results!
"Keep looking until you change the election results!"
I mean hell, it worked to flip GA and PA, why not give it a try!
If you find what you want, STOP COUNTING! THE
SCIENCEELECTION IS SETTLED! Don’t fuck it up with more investigation! It’s The Will Of The People, dammit!Because suddenly pulling ahead and winning unanticipated, come-from-behind victories,
by perfect margins,
four days after polls close,
in the dead of night,
only from mail-in votes,
with the victor also the official in charge of the count,
is obviously legitimate.
You see Sarcasmic, if you weren't a Democratic Party shill this would bother the fuck out of you.
No other Western democracy has these kinds of shenanigans. Even if you hated Republicans, you would be screaming about this. But you don't because you're team (D).
You're getting to be as bad as JesseAz. Can't have a conversation with him because every sentence is a lie, and any response would involve breaking down his comments almost word by word. It's a lot of work for nothing. And here you are trying to outdo the biggest liar on the board. You need better role models.
Where are these lies, sarc? Citations?
Any sentence with the word "you" in it.
Pathetic fuck. You can never back up your bullshit.
What was a lie, you fucking retard?
Don't run away or change the subject, either. What was a lie?
I'm not obligated to comply with your commands. Get bent.
“Not obligated to comply with your commands”.
Then issues one.
fuck off
Your mom!
So you are full of shit as usual.
Can’t have a conversation with him because every sentence is a lie
I'm so old I remember last week when sarc complained incessantly that people pointed out his lies. Last week this was apparently verboten.
What lies? Taking things out of context and making stuff up, which is what JesseAz, ML and the other accusers do, isn't pointing out lies. It’s being a sociopathic prick.
Do you have a single specific example?
I can't break down a post of yours. It would take too long. Maybe you can link to the one where I start with the word "You".
So the answer is no. You can't. Thank you.
Taking things out of context and making stuff up, which is what JesseAz, ML and the other accusers do, isn’t pointing out lies. It’s being a sociopathic prick.
So you are just like them.
So you are just like them.
Saying "Stop taking things out of context and making shit up!" is the same as taking things out of context and making shit up.
What?
The problem is you both take things out of context and make shit up and tell others to stop doing it. It's almost like that's the whole problem.
Can you cite me doing that? I clearly explain my position and inference in his posts. Sarc just rants.
What is the lie? You can never articulate that.
EVERYTHING!
Because 9% of votes weren't effected on election day? Do you say anything that isn't from ignorance? Honest question.
The separation is 25k votes. Despite election booths not working for hours, judge ruled no extension of 2 hours for voting. The issue hit nearly 25% of voting centers, red areas of the state were far more effected by the issue. People were initially given wrong information on what to do if their ballot didn't scan. Some said to leave and go elsewhere, some to drop it in box 3. Votes in box 3 did not have fill chain of command witnessed by election officials. There was no count at the election areas on the number of ballots in box 3.
Yeap. Cleanest election ever. No controversy at all. No reason for almost 60% of voters to have concerns about elections. Nothing to see here. Trust the government.
Did I say "Hey, will some asshole come and make up what I think and then argue against it"?
No. I did not.
Go away.
You don't say it but it's exactly what you do.
Your nonresponsive answers prove you have no educated argument.
I'm still really astounded that there are people who openly state or willfully (or not) ignore: "One person on the ballot is in charge of counting the ballots." in order to say "No fraud. QED."
That's like kindergarten-level, change-the-rules-of-Monopoly-halfway-through stuff.
We asked the mobsters and they say they don't know anything about the missing union boss. Also, the wolf and the fox haven't seen the missing chickens. Even if you think the people crying foul are only crying foul because they lost, WTF? You think people on the ballot should be in charge of counting them?
If the parties were reversed the headlines would be screaming bloody murder and everyone knows it.
Not sarc!
They took a long time to count the votes -- that right there is rock solid proof of fraud!
It's suspicious as fuck. They never needed to do it before 2020 and no other Western democracy does.
Have they explained why things took longer than they ever have? What changed in their election and vote counting process that would cause such a delay?
No. And Hobbs had a few statistically inconsistent ballot drops in her favor to keep her ahead. Not even close to other drops.
Fortification
If they count them too fast it's suspicious. If they count them too slow it's suspicious. Actually, the counting doesn't matter. It's the outcome that screams fraud, not how it was counted.
You really are bad at strawman arguments.
You really are bad at copying Zeb.
Cite? Where have I once done so.
If they dont want people generating conspiracy theories about the elections being suspect, stop doing things to make the elections suspect.
If a Republican loses then the election is suspect?
That's not what he said, you DNC fuck.
Are you trying to get muted? I'll eventually take you off because, unlike others like RM or VM who will never come off mute, you have had interesting things to say in the past. You certainly don't right now though.
Muting isn't a threat to anyone who isn't an attention whore like you, stupid fuck.
Alright. Much better. I'll test the waters now and then, and when it looks like you're done being a child I'll take you off mute.
POST THE ENEMY LIST!
Everyone! Just mute Sarcasmic. He'll be crawling up the walls in less than a week. JUST DO IT.
Similar with what happened with Mike, that will just allow him to post freely without being called out on his hot takes and partisanship.
Let's see. Your mom. Your mom again. Alright. Tick those off. What's left? Oh yeah. Your mom. Aaaand, your mom. I see a pattern here. There's another one. Your mom.
Sounds like I’m top of the list bitches!
I have work to do. I'll get back on it. The retard is obsessed w me though.
It's amusing those who act like children spend their lives accusing others of the same. It's probably a deep seated - and well founded - insecurity.
The tried and true "I'm rubber you're glue" defense.
What's revealing here is that he ridicules the very idea of applying consistent principles. It just doesn't occur to him the standards he sets for others need to be applied to everyone or its an implicit admission they are illegitimate.
Would you ask for a recount if your team won?
Would you ask for a recount if your team won?
It's interesting you're willing to admit the pathetic level of analysis you use to arrive at your conclusions. Even if the people in question would not challenge their preference's victory they identify many other conditions which are also present. This means your assertion they claim election fraud whenever their team loses is false.
Most importantly for the continuing sarc saga you fail every standard you apply to others. You constantly attack others for ignoring things you feel are important in reaching conclusions about you that you don't like. But you show us here you do that very thing. So on what basis do you bitch at them?
You know damn well if the parties were reversed with the exact same events going down, the conspiracy theories would be just an rampant and even more credulously reported as well.
No. I don't know that.
It has happened before already so I'm confused how you could not know that.
I left my palantir behind when I sold my house. Sorry.
A Tolkien reference. Pleasant surprise found in the comments #22324
Everyone: These elections seem sketchy because X,Y, and Z. (None of X, Y, or Z being “because republicans lost”)
Kathy “sarc” Newman: So the elections seem sketchy because republicans lost?
It's interesting when people point out how sarc's comments are inconsistent with his stated beliefs and draw conclusions which fit those comments he has a meltdown and claims the process is obviously invalid and those doing so are intellectually deficient Trumpists.
Then he does the same thing showing he understands the process is perfectly valid, he just hates it when people subject his own comments to scrutiny.
I've had R Mac on mute for a while. He's never added anything of substance to any conversation that I have ever seen, so he's staying there. A gnat making an EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE sound that thanks to mute I don't have to hear.
But if you're going to talk about me like that, it would be nice if you had specifics. "It is known" isn't something I can defend myself against.
We hardly need specifics since every single standard you apply to others you break yourself. But the most obvious one was claiming to fuck others' mothers and claiming commenters give blowjobs to each other and then later whining about others engaging in schoolyard taunts.
But of course the one you're breaking here was already identified. People claimed the election was sketchy for their own reasons and you lie that their real reason was simply because a Republican lost. When people note that your own excuses are transparent (usually because you don't apply them to other circumstances or because they are tangential at best) and thus you're acting on other motives you claim they are lying about you. In fact it's driven your years-long meltdown frothing on just about every thread because this is illegitimate.
But then of course your engaging in it here is admitting is legitimate.
People claimed the election was sketchy for their own reasons and you lie that their real reason was simply because a Republican lost.
If a Republican won would you be asking for a recount?
A multi-variable formula is not determined by a sole variable. Your inability to understand basic logic may play well around the drum circle where winning is determined only by who hates the right more. But among those capable of rational thought your "analysis" is a joke.
Always comes back to this with poor sarc. REPUBLICANS!!! ARRGH!
I don't think that THC is an ideal substance to take before a fight even if that does make you less likely to bite Holyfield's ear.
I'm not surprised that Holyfield is getting in on the cannabis game - last time I looked he was basically bankrupt so he must be looking around for money-spinning opportunities.
One of my dad's neighbors flies big jets. According to him the guy tried doing his job high once. Only once. Hated it.
Putin's army of crime: The orgy of looting that has seen Russians soldiers steal Llamas, a fairground train, thousands of washing machines and anything not nailed down - as revealed in CHRIS PLEASANCE'S video guide
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11430125/Russian-orgy-looting-Ukraine.html
The entire Russian economy is roughly that of the state of New York. Spread out over the entirety of that big fucking country. Of course there's going to be looting. Russians are poor.
I suppose the war is a good way of distracting the Russian people to keep them from asking questions about why they are all so poor when they are sitting on huge deposits of crude oil, natural gas, strategic minerals, wheat fields, and on and on.
I don't think they ask questions like that. They're too busy surviving.
The other day I struck up a conversation with some old guy while waiting for takeout, and he told me a cool story.
Back in the 70s he was in the Air Force and stationed in Alaska. At the time both us and the Reds were patrolling the area. In bad weather planes land at the closest air strip. So we'd land in Russia and they'd land in Anchorage. Dude's job was telephones. When a Soviet plane landed they'd hide it at the end of the runway so the people wouldn't see an enemy jet on their airport, and then dude would physically hook up a phone line into the airplane.
He asked the guys why they were flying planes. One guy who was from Ukraine said he joined the military to get three meals a day instead of two.
Anyway, once the telephone cable was attached, the first thing the Soviet crew would do is order a pizza.
I never thought to ask how they paid for it. Must have been with dollars. Shit, that pie probably cost them a week's wages.
Sounds like a totally true story.
That’s hilarious. Regardless of whether it is true or not.
I like starting conversations with strangers who I will never meet again. It's a hobby of mine.
He is talking about your ability to not comprehend anything someone else writes. Which is evident in every thread.
Blah bla blabla blabla bla blablablabla bla bla blablabla blablabla blablabla bla.
Got it.
And again you have an inability to even act as many middle schoolers are able to.
Check out the awesome communication skills that earned Jen Psaki such a prominent role in Democratic politics.
Just throwing out there. For everyone who is arguing the reason @POTUS shouldn’t run again is because of his age…you know Donald Trump is 76 right?
Hey look everyone! Biden is only about as awful as Trump in this department!
You gotta think that Jen has a ton of pent-up crap to say about Biden. It could be fun to slip her something when she is on the air, and get an unfiltered rant or two.
Twitter (and social media) really has taken the mystique of celebrity, govt officials, and academics away. Apparently they cant resist the dopamine hits enough to keep from blurting out the retarded, biased thoughts they have for 5 seconds.
Do you think she has to hold her hand up to avoid staring at Fetterman when she says that or no?
"I'm their mother," Patty Jo Marsh, the mother, told The Atlanta Journal-Constitution, at the time. "Shouldn't I be able to decide if they get one?"
That's cute she thinks she has rights or something.
Black-listed for school board meetings.
choice of hill to die on evidences she should not be able to decide
Really?
Say you get a windfall. You can invest it conservatively or you can… I dunno, gamble on greyhound races and blow the rest on hats.
I think one of this is way stupider than the other. But you should still be able to decide, even if your choice is the one I wouldn’t make.
** Not poking at you, Dillinger. Just being philosophical in general
sure. but she’s tattooing someone else … who isn’t armed with the decision-making abilities to do so himself … then whining about her freedom to decide … for a child …
EDIT: what she needs is cattle.
Have to admit, being around some kids makes me want to have a cattle prod handy to get their attention when they forget to use their indoor voices...
But this still puts forth the notion of who is better to decide for a child. A parent, or do we all get a vote, one rule for everything, for everyone?
Not going to argue that a tattoo is good. Just going to argue that a parent, fundamentally, is the one making decisions for their child. She might also decide to let him eat McDonalds, or play video games instead of participating in sports, or other decisions which could adversely affect their future.
The world is full of dumbasses. Stopping me from making my own decisions (for me and my family) because someone else is stupid is a big part of how we've ALL lost individual liberty over the course of my lifetime.
https://twitter.com/WallStreetSilv/status/1592519737677959172?t=TEN-_FlBIVhbkzKGO3Gn5w&s=19
Klaus Schwab is now part of the G20 and here he is giving his instructions directly to our "elected" leaders…
?sound ...?
#WEF #KlausSchwab
[Video]
Things are always fun when Germans run the world.
You don't need a time machine to go back to strangle Klaus.
I never anticipated that the world's first dictator would be a bad Colonel Kink impersonator.
Court issues nationwide injunction on student loan debt relief plan.
HAHAHAH
"What about my loan forgiveness Mr Biden?"
"Midterms are over jack. Pray I dont alter the deal further"
"And hurry up with my latte."
Darth Vader doesn't use contractions when he speaks. His discourse is classic High English
Heh. Nerd.
What's this about the price of spittin' tobaccy?
https://www.yahoo.com/now/economists-see-us-inflation-running-100000430.html
Economists see US inflation running hotter through next year than they did a month ago and recession odds continue to mount against a backdrop of rising borrowing costs.
I wonder how long into the great depression these gaslighters could get before they would have admitted "OK...maybe we are in a recession now...maybe"
Well, this is one path to owning nothing.
But the unemployment rate! Oops.
The inflation will never go down. They are going to go full print and borrow over a trillion a year going forward. They will never stop.
I guess the Mom could try to get a medical exemption for her son for needing the tattoo so he can remember his name.
Lindsey Graham on the brink of tears as he claims critics are trying to ‘destroy’ Herschel Walker
‘Herschel Walker is a nightmare for liberals, he’s an African American conservative,’ Mr Graham said, apparently forgetting that Tim Scott exists
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/midterm-elections-2022/lindsey-graham-tears-herschel-walker-b2223283.html
you meanies made Ladyboy cry!
This shit is going to be entertaining.
Serious question - why do you come here? Is your life so pathetically empty that your main daily activity is to badly attempt to troll a group of people who know you're a pedophile? Do you get some sick sadomasochist pleasure from being constantly called out for your idiocy and degeneracy? Fuck off and die.
I was drawn to the libertarian articles back in the Bush years, dipshit. I may be the longest serving poster in H&R.
And a rash of Trump Cultists won't drive me off.
turd lies; it’s all he ever does. turd is a kiddie diddler, a TDS-addled shit-pile and a pathological liar, entirely too stupid to remember which lies he posted even minutes ago, and also too stupid to understand we all know he’s a liar.
If anything he posts isn’t a lie, it’s totally accidental.
turd lies; it’s what he does. turd is a lying pile of lefty shit.
Posting CP links did.
Shrike is like a bad rash that won’t go away, even after treatment.
We lost good posters like John, Ken, Chumby, Crusty, ect. over the years, but can't get rid of our Shrike infestation.
Is it any surprise he’s like herpes?
John is probably on Fark now where there is much more arguing per click
"apparently forgetting that Tim Scott exists"
Nothing to indicate he did. 2022 journalisming, folks.
There can be only one. Totally not racist.
>>there is nothing inherently harmful about a tattoo
stick to the space articles.
And what are they replacing the coal with? Are we going to see a larger version of Sri Lanka soon?
https://www.foxnews.com/politics/biden-announces-20b-move-indonesia-away-coal
The White House on Tuesday announced a $20 billion plan that it, along with international partners, will launch with Indonesia to transition its reliance off of coal-fired electricity and pursue a green economy.
A green economy means no electricity.
Nice fields of green grass growing over unmarked graves.
And filled with grasshoppers! Yum!
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Damn right. Germans need that coal more than Indonesians.
https://healthpolicy-watch.news/decline-in-sperm-count-environmental-ties/
A team of international researchers has identified a significant worldwide decline in sperm counts of over 50% in the past 46 years – a decline that has accelerated since the start of the 21st Century, according to a paper published Tuesday in the journal Human Reproduction Update.
I blame tighty whiteys.
don't drink the water.
I blame the 19th Amendment and man buns.
It's deja vu all over again.
https://www.foxnews.com/opinion/cop-27-conference-underway-liberal-media-clamped-down-dissent-climate-cops
NPR was proud to push the U.N. leader's warnings, but they didn't quote from this protester sign photographed in Egypt: "Climate change denial deserves the death penalty." Let's hope that's just one doomsday crank. But the authoritarians at the U.N. clearly need the doomsday sound because they want a climate crackdown more severe than the COVID shutdowns.
Dave Chappelle rips 'observably stupid' Herschel Walker, Kanye West's anti-semitism in SNL monologue
“It’s a big deal, he had broken the show business rules,” he added. “You know, the rules of perception. If they're Black, then it’s a gang. If they’re Italian, it’s a mob. If they’re Jewish, it’s a coincidence and you should never speak about it.”
Addressing politics and the midterm elections, Chappelle said that the candidate that concerned him the most was Republican Herschel Walker, who is running to unseat incumbent Sen. Raphael Warnock (D-GA). The comedian said he didn't "want to speak badly of" Walker "because he's black, but I have to admit, he's observably stupid."
https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/saturday-night-live-dave-chappelle-monologue-herschel-walker-kanye-west-anti-semitism
Washington Examiner must be a Chappelle fan, Most in depth coverage of any press.
Hell yeah. Herchel is being roasted.
More of your racism. Can't have that uppity negro leaving the Democrat plantation, can we?
You must be furious with Pennsylvania voters for electing Hoodie McStrokebrain. You know, given your consistent policy of opposing mentally deficient Senators.
Or maybe you hate Walker for the same reason you hate Thomas more than other Republican judges and Cain more than other unsuccessful GOP Presidential hopefuls: it pisses you off when black people don't vote the way you told them to.
Hey, why even spend money feeding and housing POCs if they don't listen?
"You must be furious with Pennsylvania voters for electing Hoodie McStrokebrain."
He's probably fine with it. Fetterman is white after all.
turd lies; it’s all he ever does. turd is a kiddie diddler, and a pathological liar, entirely too stupid to remember which lies he posted even minutes ago, and also too stupid to understand we all know he’s a liar.
If anything he posts isn’t a lie, it’s totally accidental.
turd lies; it’s what he does. turd is a lying pile of lefty shit.
>>cryptocurrency exchange FTX imploding
did it implode or did the dude just steal all the real money?
he stole the money. My favorite take on this is that somehow crypto, which is mostly (BTC, BCH, etc) decentralized and not really hackable short of major quantum computing breakthroughs, is somehow shown to be untrustworthy.
No. central management is untrustworthy. This goes for everything includihng, gasp, the fed.
ya I saw your below posts ... figured it was evil not circumstantial
10% for the big guy will keep him safe.
Money laundering with your tax dollars.
https://www.foxnews.com/media/what-alleged-connection-sam-bankman-fried-ftx-democrats-ukraine
Bankman-Fried donated nearly $127 million during the midterm cycle, according to Federal Election Commission data. His company also reportedly set up a website, Aid for Ukraine, to raise funds for Ukrainians amid the ongoing war against Russia. The initiative was powered by the Ministry of Digital Transformation of Ukraine, FTX and Ukrainian-web company Everstake.
Deeper into the rabbit hole?
https://www.tvr.by/eng/news/v_mire/ofitser_armii_ssha_demokraty_otmyvali_dengi_cherez_ukrainu_s_pomoshchyu_kriptobirzhi/
“According to Bennett, Kyiv did not really benefit from Washington’s bailout, instead, the funds were invested in the FTX cryptocurrency exchange, which was subsequently “liquidated” to avoid financial reporting.
https://coinchapter.com/ftx-ceo-sam-bankman-fried-democrat-money-laundering-machine/
According to the CEO, there are “reports” confirming a misuse of American donations to Ukraine.
No widespread fraud.
Unless you-know-who did not get his 10%.
I eagerly await the FEC holding all involved parties accountable.
https://twitter.com/conservmillen/status/1592339846902992898?t=I37HHtlXySQF5UdEq0bO2A&s=19
People really watched their neighbor lose their business of 30 years, their grandma die alone in a nursing home, their cousin die of a fentanyl overdose, their friend’s son get murdered downtown, & their aunt take a second job to pay for gas and said, “yes, I’ll have some more”
But what’s important is that 12 year olds can still get puberty blockers and women can abort their children
exactly. because D has better game, not because fraud. look! space articles!
JuSt PiCk BeTtEr CaNiDaTeS!
But no tattoos!
"But what’s important is that 12 year olds can still get puberty blockers"
Should puberty blockers only be given to children after they reach puberty?
seems smarter to stop it before it starts.
Isn't that the whole point of puberty blockers? Giving them only to adults seems a pointless waste of a perfectly good drug.
I mean I'm not giving them to anybody but yes seems like trying to put cat back in bag
Shame nobody thought to give your parents any puberty blockers as children.
It's a shame you haven't anything interesting to add to this fascinating conversation.
Do you imagine anyone thought
“Should puberty blockers only be given to children after they reach puberty?”
added anything interesting to this fascinating conversation?
Yes. Because puberty blockers are clearly meant to be given to prepubescents. The name says it all. You can't block something that's already happened. Next question, please.
So the answer was obvious.
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Sorry, ENB, but better luck next time.
https://nypost.com/2022/11/14/biden-not-enough-votes-to-codify-abortion/
President Biden bristled at a reporter Monday before admitting that Democrats had not done enough in last week’s midterm elections to codify abortion rights nationwide — then telling the journalist he shouldn’t have responded to the inquiry.
"Codify" abortion rights means make it available up until the moment of birth.
Abortion is available in almost all states at a time WAY beyond most western women get to enjoy (see Europe all living under Texas-esque abortion law)
Abortion is a joke of an issue
And, again, in the Nation that nominally has the ideas "Better to let 10 guilty people go free than convict one innocent man.", "Do no harm.", and "Equality before the law", "I won't kill a fetus except to save the life of the mother and maybe not even then." shouldn't really be *that* exceptional a notion. Understandable that any given municipality, state, or individual may or would find different compromises of the principle to make, but the principle itself should be pretty unassailable.
Instead, somehow, not aborting 10 female fetuses to preserve the life of a woman who would willingly abort all of them and more is patriarchal misogyny.
Hilariously, last week he said they would codify Roe.....which has restrictions, which would be an 'abortion ban' according to the new rules.
"And yet that's exactly what's happening in New York state..."
Can anything good come out of New York?
Lou Reed?
I feel like it's been long enough since the last Lou Reed reference.
Our old man didn't like our appearance
He said that only women wear long hair
So me and my brother borrowed money from mother
We knew what we had to do
We went downstairs past the barber and gymnasium
And got our arms tattooed
I'm pretty sure my kids will never get a tattoo because their mom has a tattoo, which makes the entire tattoo idea uncool.
Ah, shit. Breaking news is that Russia just accidentally shot a missile into a Polish border town, killing two people.
All it's going to take is a little bit of carelessness on someone's part, and then we're caught up in a shooting war with a nuclear power.
Go fuck yourself Putinswine!
Gee, "Putinswine". Is that "Putin swine", or "Putin's wine"? It's hard to tell, Shrike. Why don't you define it a bit further for us so we have an idea of what the fuck you're talking about.
I’m even more confused. Should I fuck myself or Put in swine?
Reminds me of this disgusting porno that was passed around my high school.
if you believe this at firrst glance you need to put down the crack pipe
Just one more story justifying child mutilation. Some day ENB may realize children are not little adults making rational decisions and hopefully she hasn't intentionally done too much permanent damage for appearances sake by that time.
So did I miss a huge story or did one of the interns accidentally hit submit all when they were posting one of those space articles?
1. NASA says we're going to the moon by 2025, but can't tell us if the rocket currently on their launchpad will be launched tomorrow.
2. The intern thing also happened.
We need a distraction from elections getting stolen in AZ and NV.
"It's not anyone in the senate's job to save Twitter from Elon Musk," writes Mike Masnick.
I've been checking out Mastodon, which has been touted as a Twitter replacement, for a few days now. It has potential to become a really interesting online place, but it isn't there yet.
In its current state, the software wouldn't be able to handle all Twitter's users if they were to migrate right now. And there isn't compelling content yet -- instead of lots of celebrities and people who post interesting tweets there are people joining and posting their friggin' Wordle scores.
The one thing that is fundamentally different than Twitter is that it is structured as clusters of users who communicate with other clusters of users, which gives it a two-level structure where you can interact with your local community or with the entire "fediverse". It's a lot like the old days of dial-up BBS boards tied together by FidoNet.
Obligatory.
Shoulda taken them to a surgeon to have their bits cut off. Tattoos bad for children, 'gender-reassignment surgery' gooooooooood.
Tattoos bad for children, ‘gender-reassignment surgery’ gooooooooood.
Yet one more piece of evidence that this really is Clown World.
You cannot get your child’s bits cut off in the United States. No surgeon will do the operation.
Caw caw!
And you would be wrong.
"Buuut, breasts aren't what I meant by 'bits'!11!!1!!1!!"
And just so you know, the "affirmation model" of mental healthcare for teenagers has been adopted with literally zero evidence as one of the top psychoanalysts at the now-closed Tavistock clinic asserted.
Mike Liarson only means genitals when she squawks this. Mastectomies don’t matter to her.
But breasts weren’t what anybody meant by “bits”. So, why are you talking about breasts?
But breasts weren’t what anybody meant by “bits”. So, why are you talking about breasts?
And you would be wrong about that, too. I have always considered "bits" to include (but not limited to) healthy female breasts.
Oh, and by the way, surgery of ALL bits HAS been performed on teenagers under the age of 18, but as Politifact says, "it's happening, but it's not as bad as you say"
Like twenty years ago.
The qualifiers continue to mount.
Who in the heck would refer to breasts as “bits”. Your oddest gaslighting ever.
Stop giving them ideas.
Reason Rundown
A preview of what's coming to America
Trudeau Liberals to facilitate suicide for the mentally ill starting in March
The government of Canada's website says that those whose only medical condition is a mental illness will be eligible for MAID starting March 2023.
Trudeau Liberals to facilitate suicide for the mentally ill starting in March
Friendly reminder that before they start exterminating the Jews the Nazis started with the mentally ill and infirmed, the "life unworthy of life."
Yup.
Aktion T4
Everyone should read up on it because it's exactly what today's "compassionate liberals" are offering.
This was the regime killing ordinary Germans.
Extermination centres were established at six existing psychiatric hospitals: Bernburg, Brandenburg, Grafeneck, Hadamar, Hartheim, and Sonnenstein.[31][52] One thousand children under the age of 17 were killed at the institutions Am Spiegelgrund and Gugging in Austria.[53][54] They played a crucial role in developments leading to the Holocaust.[31] As a related aspect of the "medical" and scientific basis of this programme, the Nazi doctors took thousands of brains from 'euthanasia' victims for research.[55]
all hospitals, nursing homes, old-age homes and sanatoria were required to report all patients who had been institutionalised for five years or more, who had been committed as "criminally insane", who were of "non-Aryan race" or who had been diagnosed with any on a list of conditions. The conditions included schizophrenia, epilepsy, Huntington's chorea, advanced syphilis, senile dementia, paralysis, encephalitis and "terminal neurological conditions generally"...
Condemned patients were transferred from their institutions to new centres in T4 Charitable Ambulance buses, called the Community Patients Transports Service. They were run by teams of SS men wearing white coats, to give it an air of medical care.[81] To prevent the families and doctors of the patients from tracing them, the patients were often first sent to transit centres in major hospitals, where they were supposedly assessed. They were moved again to special treatment (Sonderbehandlung) centres. Families were sent letters explaining that owing to wartime regulations, it was not possible for them to visit relatives in these centres. Most of these patients were killed within 24 hours of arriving at the centres and their bodies cremated.[82] For every person killed, a death certificate was prepared, giving a false but plausible cause of death. This was sent to the family along with an urn of ashes (random ashes, since the victims were cremated en masse). The preparation of thousands of falsified death certificates took up most of the working day of the doctors who operated the centres...
After the bombing of Hamburg in July 1943, occupants of old age homes were killed. In the post-war trial of Dr. Hilda Wernicke, Berlin, August 1946, testimony was given that "500 old, broken women" who had survived the bombing of Stettin in June 1944 were euthanised at the Meseritz-Oberwalde Asylum.[118] The Hartheim, Bernberg, Sonnenstein and Hardamar centres continued in use as "wild euthanasia" centres to kill people sent from all over Germany, until 1945...
German Federal Archives reported that research in the archives of former East Germany indicated that the number of victims in Germany and Austria from 1939 to 1945 was about 200,000 persons and that another 100,000 persons were victims in other European countries...
Technology developed under Aktion T4, particularly the use of lethal gas on large numbers of people, was taken over by the medical division of the Reich Interior Ministry, along with the personnel of Aktion T4, who participated in mass murder of Jewish people.
German Federal Archives reported that research in the archives of former East Germany indicated that the number of victims in Germany and Austria from 1939 to 1945 was about 200,000 persons and that another 100,000 persons were victims in other European countries…
"Not even a million? Amateurs!" - Joseph Stalin & Mao Zedong (probably)
"Everyone should read up on it because it’s exactly what today’s “compassionate liberals” are offering."
Not really. The Nazi programs were conducted under a veil of deceit and secrecy, as your reference to falsified death certificates indicates, apparently out of fear of the public's reaction. Also the Canadians are talking about suicide, not murder, a distinction that should be important to those libertarians who believe that a person is the owner of the person who is owned by the same person, or something like that.
Should probably also be aware that in KBJ's opinion on the Chinn v. Ohio case, she effectively argued in alignment with, if not in favor of, Buck v. Bell. The American equivalent of Aktion T4, and which is still the law of the land (superprecedent even?).
I have reversed my opinion on this. This should be vigorously employed and ramped up to an industrial scale. Anyone with a mental condition should be bombarded with brochures discussing how awesome the procedure is.
Put Shrike in line to be first?
Sen. Gisele Barreto Fetterman (pro-tem) hardest hit.
Of course right-thinking parents can decide if their trans kid should get gender affirming surgery, or their baby boys to get circumcised, but only trailer trash would get their kids tatoos
Ever since our society decided it was fine with minors chopping off their dicks and tits, I haven't heard much about how bad circumcision (or female genital mutilation, for that matter) is.
A minor cannot get his dick chopped off in the US. Surgeons will not do such an operation.
In a word, control. That and the same reason they do anything: because fuck you, that's why.
^this
So much so.
Look at how hard Dodd-frank fucked individual potential home buyers for an example. Banks who caused the problem get free money, the average Joe gets blocked from purchasing any bargain assets by a massive regulatory apparatus.
How about just letting the banks go out of business if they make shitty loans? Nope. That doesn't funnel money to the entrenched powers that be. Why would you do that?
Whenever governments they say they're doing something for your own good, watch out.
https://twitter.com/JackPosobiec/status/1592556046664761344?t=k_Gpw54TpN0G_pF7dU_G4w&s=19
BREAKING: G20 panel calls for global digital health passports
[Link]
Reason Rundown
Biden and Trudeau Beclown Themselves by Parading Around Asia in Commie Mao Jackets
It's Dr. Evil and Scott Evil.
*facepalm*
Biden: Hey Justin, I've got great idea for our visit to... you know the place...
Trudeau: China?
Biden: Yeah, China! I went there with Corn Pop back in the day, got some hot Chinese tail... or was that Hunter that I spit roasted some hot mamma-san with? ... Anyway...
Trudeau: What's your idea?
Biden: Huh? Oh yeah, I was thinking maybe it would a good idea to dress like that genocidal maniac who used to run the place back in the day.
Trudeau: You mean wear Mao suits? Great idea! I love it, I've always wanted to wear one of those!
Biden: Yeah, just wait 'till we visit Germany, I've got some great Hugo Boss designed fashion ideas for that trip!
Trudeau: (Applies yellow face).
Biden:. C'mon, Man! Let's armor up my Hoveround and play Tiananmen Square! 🙂
Reason Rundown
Chemjeff laughs
Biological Male Wins Women’s Elite Division Of Cycling Race
Is it just me, or do we (as a society) seem to be taking a step backward to a point where women are becoming second class citizens when we have men play-acting as women to win events?
chicks need to step the fuck up and voice their shit before they're not running the world anymore
Racial segregation being acceptable again says you might be on to something.
give us our own lunch counters or we burn Portland to the ground
Perhaps you should take a cruise through my youtube feed which is chock full of liberal feminists worrying about this very thing.
I've seen a number of them over on Twitter.
That's interesting, because most of the left-wing feminists I follow were banned from Twitter the nanosecond they stood up and said, "Hang on a second..."
Apparently some are back. Since Musk took over and Vijaya Gadde was fired, there have been a lot more people speaking up. There's a young lady on there discussing men in women's sports (as an example). JK Rowling has also been more active discussing the trend as well.
"Apparently some are back. "
Twitter needs advertisers to make money. Flogging expensive lunches to employees isn't going to do the trick.
Given the way you post here, I suspect you'd be amongst those let go at Twitter.
"I suspect you’d be amongst those let go at Twitter."
Probably not. I like a hearty lunch, and what's more, I'm willing to pay for it.
"2. It's perfectly legal to lend money to high-risk businesses, where the loans may not be repaid. Remember junk bonds?"
Unless Donald Trump owns the business. Then it's automatically "fraud".
Reason Rundown
Just when you think the ruling class can't get any more foolish
Australian Government Hopes China will Lead on Climate Change and Peace in Ukraine
BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!11!!!!!1!!!!!!!
The "Australian government" is not a sentient entity.
"Dipshits serving roles within the Australian government" are.
should the state arrest you just because you do?
Yes.
But parents who cut off the healthy breasts of their 15 yr old daughter are to be celebrated as stunning and brave.
I just realized something. With all those articles about THIS in space and THAT in space, there’s something for everyone—almost. Poor Her Misek was left out. Let’s remedy that.
https://youtu.be/0Wai7VFzycI
BWAHAHAHAHA!!! It's a shame we never got to see History of the World: Part II.
Yes, someone needs to launch an Inquisition into the disappearance of that sequel
Or an Auto de Fé, which you shouldn’t'a do, but you do anyway! ?
Mel Brooks might have it in a vault like Jerry Lewis did with The Day the Clown Cried.
I was going to save that one in case Misek showed up and started talking about Secret Nazi Bases in The Hollow Earth. The Jews In Space would take a Tractor Beam to their tuckus!. 🙂
Or maybe if Nemo Aequalis wanted to burn Witches by shooting them to the Sun! 🙂
Or BioBehavioral View wanted to see if he could use calipers to measure Martian intelligence. 🙂
Sheldonious Rex and Jo Petti would probably try implementing The Day of the Rope in Zero-G conditions. they're such brainiacs! 🙂
I hate to say this, Utkanos, but this Forum is as eat-up with Nazis as some Survivalist Forums I've been on years ago! We need some D-Day grade satire for this crowd!
In space, Herr Misek, no one can here you kvetch!!
Horror movie franchises "in space". Friday the 13th had Jason in space, Hellraiser was in space, Leprechaun was in space...
Two words: Identical twins.
I had that thought too. If I had identical twins, I think I might ask someone to put an unobtrusive, freckle-like tattoo on each kid. Maybe one dot on left butt-cheek for one, and one dot on the right butt-cheek for the other.
Just call it "gender affirming care" then you can pretty much do what you want, chop off body parts, inject hormones, why not a little ink?