Brickbats: May 2022
News of politicians, police, and bureaucrats behaving badly from around the world.

Shane Lee Brown, then 23, spent six days in a Las Vegas jail in 2020 after cops arrested him on a warrant for Shane Neal Brown, then 49. In addition to the age difference, Shane Neal Brown is both white and taller than Shane Lee Brown, who is black. Shane Lee Brown is now suing the Las Vegas Metropolitan Police Department and the Henderson Police Department, which made his initial arrest, for civil rights violations, false imprisonment, negligence, and other wrongful conduct.
Erie County, New York, District Attorney John J. Flynn has charged Amber and Michael Naab with second-degree felony charges of criminal possession of a forged instrument. Naab said the two used fake COVID-19 vaccine cards to get into a Buffalo Bills game at Highmark Stadium. The Naabs face up to seven years in prison if convicted, but Flynn's office said he does not anticipate they will serve time.

A California Court of Appeal has upheld the firing of two Los Angeles Police Department officers who ignored a call from a supervisor to respond to a robbery in progress at the Macy's at Crenshaw Plaza mall. Instead of responding to the call, the two officers played Pokemon Go, catching a Snorlax and a Togetic. The court found that Louis Lozano and Eric Mitchell were fired for "willfully abdicating their duty to assist a commanding officer's response to a robbery in progress and playing a Pokemon mobile game while on duty."
British Culture Secretary Nadine Dorries said the government is preparing legislation that would limit streaming services from showing comedy that some people might find offensive. Her remarks came in response to comedian Jimmy Carr's latest Netflix special. In one bit, Carr said that when people talk about the Holocaust they talk about the horror of the 6 million Jewish lives taken by the Nazis but not the thousands of gypsies who were killed. "No one ever wants to talk about that," he joked, "because no one ever wants to talk about the positives."

The Virginia Beach Police Department used forged DNA reports linking people to crimes to get them to confess or to cooperate with investigators, according to a state investigation. In at least one case, a forged report supposedly from the Virginia Department of Forensic Science was introduced in court as evidence. The police department said it stopped using forged DNA reports last year, but that the practice was legal.
Bronx Supreme Court Justice David Lewis has tossed convictions against 133 defendants in cases in which former New York Police Department Detective Joseph Franco testified. Franco has been indicted on 26 counts of felony perjury. Last year, the Brooklyn district attorney dismissed 93 other cases that had relied on Franco's testimony.
Prosecutors have charged Paivi Rasanen, a Finnish member of parliament, with three counts of hate speech for remarks she made about homosexuality. The government cited a tweet where she questioned why the Finnish Lutheran Church was officially supporting Finland's Pride week. The tweet included an image of Bible verses condemning homosexual acts. Also considered evidence: a 2004 pamphlet published by her church outlining the traditional Christian view on sexuality, and a radio interview.

Mexican officials seized 380,000 boxes of Kellogg's cereal in January, claiming that images of cartoon mascots on the boxes violated a law barring marketing to children. While most of the boxes were taken from a warehouse, officials also raided several retail outlets.
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Well if anyone was going to offend someone, it would be Jimmy Carr. I might be offended about the Mexican Kellogg raid, but Kellogg needs to learn the consequences of its own philosophies. They love living in Progtardville.
They are SOOOOO corny and flakey, I can NAZI why ANYONE would feel like bothering to pour the milk of human kindness upon them!!!
I’m being super cereal about this!
Don't tell me that you're a Cereal Girl, now, "Don't look at me"!
(PS, on a related note, these people that I have seen, putting mayo and then ketchup on their cereal?!? Fer Chrissakes!!! Ye are CEREAL MURDERERS!!!)
I still have the ticket stub from when I saw George Carlin. It says "IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, PLEASE DO NOT ATTEND."
And that was just for the open-casket funeral!
The only thing I remember from the show was "You ever notice at one of those anti-abortion rallies? You wouldn't want to fuck any of them anyway!"
Adverts for the abortion clinic:
"Bring your own coat hanger"!
"You rape 'em, we scrape 'em"!
"No fetus can beat us"!
"Just say 'NO' to 'Motherer's Lament'! Abort now, before it's too late"!
PS, http://www.churchofsqrls.com/sonograms/ ...
"Just say 'NO' to 'Motherer's Lament'! Abort now, before it's too late"!"
Ha-ha, I enraged your rotten, perverted soul. Fantastic. Let the butthurt flow through your child-castrating old ass.
"Prevent Motherer's Lament, who will have a head AND a heart of cement!"
This is hilarious with all the grey boxes. Seriously, it's like Mad-Libs.
Though, really, it was And that was just for the open-casket funeral! that sold the thread.
I, too, am a Superior Sneerer and Overseer Who Sternly Casts His Superior Eyes down upon all the lowly grey boxes!
"Shane Lee Brown is now suing the Las Vegas Metropolitan Police Department and the Henderson Police Department, which made his initial arrest, for civil rights violations, false imprisonment, negligence, and other wrongful conduct."
Worst of all, they accused Shane Lee of being white. Given that this is the worst possible offense in 21st century America, he should be give a trillion dollars.
Calling OBL .... Calling OBL ....
#TrillionairesForBidenflation
I comeatly agree, however I think he should be given the 2020 equivalent of a trillion dollars.... Let's see with inflation... I got a 10 spot he can have
Good list, but the Brickbat of the Month has to go to President Biden, for starting a literal Disinformation Board, supposedly in order to protect free speech and save democracy.
^This.
No Western democracy has ever had a peacetime ministry of truth. Every government that has done this before was autocratic and either fascist, monarchist or communist. No exceptions.
Instead of responding to the call, the two officers played Pokemon Go, catching a Snorlax and a Togetic.
To be fair, their supervisor was telling them that there was a robbery in progress and they should "catch those monsters".
Nice artwork.
Two Weeks to Flatten the GDP
"based on the existing data, we are very deep into the formation of the real thing: an inflationary recession. It’s also called stagflation. Yes, that very thing that decades ago economists said would be impossible. It happened anyway in the 1970s. And it’s happening now. The only question that remains is just how bad this can get before it gets better...
it’s worth paying attention because no matter how bad the calculations are they are at least consistent quarter to quarter. So this last-quarter shrinkage comes as a bit of a shock. And let’s say we take it at face value. It’s exceedingly difficult to bring about economic shrinkage following a forced closure of economic life two years ago, one that lasted for 20 months in many places."
Not for Pelosi and Sleepy Joe.
True miracle workers.
The real “war on women”…
"…is being waged by the left, and it’s on the very word “woman” and “women” and on the concept itself."
So, writing out 33% of women, eventually, to please 0.3% of the population.
video:
The reality is more like:
These people are willfully ignorant, and should be viciously mocked from the moment they open their mouths. They are going to keep spout this nonsense until billions of people starve, and then they will just say "Well, you should have started organic farming sooner". Fuck them, and shout down anyone stupid enough to buy this nonsense.
Those people need to be starved to death
No, that's only for the proles.
Unicorn manure! Don't knock it before ya try it! We've not even TRIED unicorn manure yet!
Fuck them, and shout down anyone stupid enough to buy this nonsense.
I think that's spelled with two o's. :-!
This is a pretty weak showing, even for a Sunday, both posted articles and comments. Are you all dancing around the May Pole, or marching in a Worker's Parade?
Mandatory Worker's Parade for me. Justin's been acting like his real dad ever since the trucker protests.
A mandatory parade?
Solidarity!
We are now living in Day 4 under the scourge of the Disinformation Governance Board, also known as the MINISTRY OF TRUTH.
And to date, the number of citizens who have been raided at 3am by an FBI SWAT team, dragged off to jail, denied due process, and thrown in solitary confinement, all for running afoul of the all-powerful MINISTRY OF TRUTH, is:
0
https://reason.com/2022/04/29/aoc-defends-due-process-as-colleagues-greenlight-asset-seizure-bill/?comments=true#comment-9469311
Yep, they haven’t immediately done anything so it’s totally fine that the Biden Administration even thought about implementing this anti-liberty idea, let alone actually pursued it.
Damn, shilling for the Ministry of Truth on a libertarian board. Time to fuck back off to Pravda, Jeffy.
Jeff in Berlin, 1941: "Just because we're building concentration camps in Poland doesn't mean we're putting anyone in them!"
Jeff in Democratic Kampuchea, 1975: "Just because Angkar is putting you into camps doesn't mean we'll have killing fields. Nobody's died yet!"
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