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Crony Capitalism

Amy Klobuchar and Tom Cotton's Big Tech Anti-Monopoly Bill Exempts Their Preferred Firms

Plus: Much ado about Big Bird, one neat trick for fixing Facebook (do nothing), and more...

Robby Soave | 11.8.2021 9:30 AM

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Sens. Amy Klobuchar (D–Minn.) and Tom Cotton (R–Ark.) introduced the Platform Competition and Opportunity Act on Friday, which would prevent so-called Big Tech companies like Amazon, Facebook, and Google from acquiring rival firms unless they can prove to the government that the merger would not constitute one platform swallowing up a competitor.

"Big tech firms have bought up rivals to crush their competition, expand their market share, and to harm working Americans," said Cotton in a statement. "Sen. Amy Klobuchar and I have a bipartisan bill to block these killer acquisitions."

The legislation aims to prevent tech companies from buying up rivals, and is clearly concerned about Facebook's previous business practices. The social media site's acquisitions of WhatsApp and Instagram, which were approved by the Obama-era Federal Trade Commission with little fanfare, are now widely reviled by anti-tech crusaders on both the left and right. Under current law, the onus is on the government to prove that a merger will harm consumers; the Cotton/Klobuchar proposal would shift the burden of proof to the company making the acquisition.

There are all sorts of principled reasons to oppose this sort of government meddling in the affairs of private businesses. Whatever the problems with social media, it can hardly be said that Facebook's acquisitions of Instagram and WhatsApp have hurt consumers or put the company in some sort of monopoly position: The company competes for social media engagement with Twitter, for political advertising with Google, and for people's attention in general with a million different things. Moreover, the dominance of firms like Apple and Amazon has not harmed consumers; these companies are widely beloved because they efficiently meet market demand.

But there's one odiously crooked provision of the Platform Competition and Opportunity Act that deserves special mention. The law would only apply to companies of a certain size—i.e., firms that have a "net annual sales of $600,000,000,000 in the prior calendar year or with a market capitalization of greater than $600,000,000,000." Facebook and Amazon, for instance, both have market caps well over $600 billion, so the law would apply to them.

Note, however, the bill stipulates that it only covers firms that are over the $600 billion line "as of the date of enactment." In other words, if a company has a market cap under $600 billion on the day the bill becomes law, then that company is permanently exempt—even if it later crosses the threshold.

Two companies that are currently under the $600 billion line and thus exempt from the bill are mega-retailers Target and Walmart. These companies are both worth hundreds of billions of dollars, and their e-commerce platforms are growing at a faster rate than Amazon's. But under the Klobuchar/Cotton law, it wouldn't matter if Target and Walmart overtake Amazon—they would be immune from this new antitrust action, as long as they are small enough on the day the bill is signed.

Readers may be interested to note that Target is headquartered in Minneapolis, Minnesota. Walmart is headquartered in Bentonville, Arkansas. Isn't that interesting? It's probably just a coincidence that the $600-billion-at-date-of-enactment provision would shield the two most important companies in Klobuchar and Cotton's home states.

Oh look, it's just Senators @amyklobuchar (D-MN) and @TomCottonAR (R-AR) introducing a bill that would only ever ban Amazon from making new acquisitions, but not Minnesota-based Target or Arkansas-based Walmart. Both have faster e-commerce growth than Amazon. Cronyism, much? pic.twitter.com/xOgJscq49C

— Patrick Hedger (@pat_hedger) November 5, 2021


FREE MINDS

Big Bird announced his vaccine status on Twitter, prompting many conservatives to assail the fictitious, publicly-funded bird for promoting the vaccines to children:

I got the COVID-19 vaccine today! My wing is feeling a little sore, but it'll give my body an extra protective boost that keeps me and others healthy.

Ms. @EricaRHill even said I've been getting vaccines since I was a little bird. I had no idea!

— Big Bird (@BigBird) November 6, 2021

In response, Sen. Ted Cruz (R–Texas) tweeted about how Bird Bird was spreading pro-vaccine propaganda. Other conservatives joined in:

They're actually going after… Big Bird for promoting the COVID vaccine?

Imagine being triggered by a fictional character promoting a vaccine that has already saved countless lives. pic.twitter.com/1MkdT5XmD5

— The Darkest Timeline Numbersmuncher (@NumbersMuncher) November 6, 2021

If Big Bird had endorsed the Biden vaccine mandate, or said that children should be required to get vaccinated before they return to school, the criticism would have made more sense. But all Big Bird said was that the vaccine "keeps me and others healthy," which is neither wrong nor overtly political. It's thus difficult to understand why the right was so freaked out.


FREE MARKETS

The New York Times' Farhad Manjoo asks, "OK, but What Should We Actually Do About Facebook? I Asked the Experts." He considers several ill-advised schemes—breaking up the company, repealing Section 230—before turning to my idea: Do nothing. More:

In his new book, "Tech Panic: Why We Shouldn't Fear Facebook and the Future," Robby Soave, an editor at Reason magazine, argues that the media and lawmakers have become too worked up about the dangers posed by Facebook.

He doesn't disagree that the company's rise has had some terrible effects, but he worries that some proposals could exacerbate Facebook's dominance — a point with which I agree.

The best remedy for Facebook, Soave told me in an email, is to "do nothing, and watch as Facebook gradually collapses on its own."

Soave's argument is not unreasonable. Once-indomitable tech companies have fallen before. Facebook still makes lots of money, but it has lost consumers' trust, its employees are upset and leaking left and right, and because most of its popular products were acquired through acquisitions — which regulators are likely to bar in the future — it seems unlikely to innovate its way out of its troubles.

I don't agree with Soave that we should do absolutely nothing about Facebook. I would favor strong privacy and transparency rules.

But Soave will probably get what he wants. As long as there's wide disagreement among politicians about how to address Facebook's ills, doing nothing may be the likeliest outcome.

Read the full column here.


QUICK HITS

• Tragedy struck Astroworld, a music festival in Houston, Texas, over the weekend. With rapper Travis Scott set to take the stage, a huge crowd rushed toward the stage. People were so densely packed that many couldn't breathe and some were trampled. Eight people died during the confusion.

• The infrastructure deal passed both the House and the Senate.

• Authorities have charged Igor Danchenko, an analyst who provided information for the infamous Steele dossier, with lying to authorities—providing yet more evidence that much of the intelligence undergirding the Russia collusion narrative was false.

• Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers has spoken up about his unvaccinated status, ruffling some feathers within the NFL.

• American Federation of Teachers President Randi Weingarten de-masked while participating in an indoor conference. She said that people were having trouble hearing her. One wonders if this is also an issue for schoolchildren straining to hear their masked teachers.

• Iraq's prime minister survived a drone attack on his home.

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  1. Fist of Etiquette   4 years ago

    Big Bird announced his vaccine status on Twitter, prompting many conservatives to assail the fictitious, publicly-funded bird for promoting the vaccines to children...

    And others to praise the puppet.

    1. JesseAz   4 years ago

      Is publicly funded a good thing since conservatives pounced?

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    2. Earth Skeptic   4 years ago

      But what does he think about avian abortion, aka scrambled eggs?

    3. Mickey Rat   4 years ago

      Who is the target audience for such a tweet? What parent would be so irresponsible as to give a Sesame Street age child access to Twitter?

      1. JesseAz   4 years ago

        Reporters would most likely. Many activist parents as well. Basically the idiots.

        But more likely it was virtue signaling and propaganda pushing by the admin.

      2. Vernon Depner   4 years ago

        These days, most of them. Today's toddlers can use a phone before they're out of diapers.

    4. Diane Reynolds (Paul.)   4 years ago

      This is a libertarian magazine. That means we've sided with the vaccinate-your-toddler cult.

      1. Mother's Lament   4 years ago

        Libertarians for the right big government measures.

        1. R Mac   4 years ago

          Libertarians for covering up and defending government propaganda!

        2. SQRLSY One   4 years ago

          You mean, like a Marxist take-over of moderation of privately owned web sites? Which you have apparently always favored?

          1. R Mac   4 years ago

            Hey look, the shit eater is lying.

            1. JesseAz   4 years ago

              sarcasmic is having a tough day, let him rant as sqrsly.

          2. Mother's Lament   4 years ago

            Pretty sure that you're the one arguing for special rights and regulations for the billionaire social media club, not me. I think that they should be treated like any other platform or publisher.

            1. SQRLSY One   4 years ago

              Sooo… Your “fix” to all of this is to punish “publishers” (web sites) for the content generated by OTHER people? Those who post?
              SOME people here have argued that, since there has been at least one (several?) case(s) of hardcopy rags (newspapers) sued FOR THE WRITINGS OF OTHERS, namely letter-to-the-editor writers (it was all well and good to authoritarians that SOME people got punished for the writings of OTHER people), then the proper fix MUST be to perpetrate / perpetuate this obvious injustice right on over to the internet domain!

              This is like arguing that the “fix” for a cop strangling to death, a black man (Eric Garner) on suspicion of wanting to sell “loosies” is, not to STOP the injustice, but rather, to go and find some White and Hispanic and Asian men as well, and strangle them, as well, on suspicion of wanting to sell “loosies”! THAT will make it all “fair”!
              WHEN will authoritarians see and acknowledge their power-pig fascism?!?!

              1. Mother's Lament   4 years ago

                Don't put words in my mouth, you dishonest, regulation-loving, race-baiting weasel.

                I was perfectly clear.

                And what the fuck does poor Eric Garner have to do with your precious regulations. It's kinda sick how you incorporate unrelated murders into your rhetoric. You're so fucking evil.

                1. SQRLSY One   4 years ago

                  You ARE perfectly clear, in that you want to SPREAD injustice!

                  Hey conservaTurd assholes-commenters like MammaTurd! Ye moochers off of a “liability shielding gift from the U.S. to ‘Big Guns and Ammo Tech'”…
                  You ready to pay $90,000 per gun and $15 per ammo-round, or pay out the ass for insurance, for your guns? No? Then you are hypocrites ass usual!

                  https://reason.com/2021/07/07/andrew-cuomo-declares-a-gun-violence-disaster-emergency-and-signs-a-bill-that-invites-lawsuits-against-firearm-suppliers/#comment-8983985
                  Willfully blind people won’t see… What a surprise! More news at 11:00!
                  “R” Party power pigs argue that Section 230 is a “liability shielding gift” to Big Tech, preventing TRUE justice, which would allow me to sue Facebook for the writings of PEOPLE WHO ARE NOT FACEBOOK! Who are merely using Facebook’s product!
                  “D” Party power pigs argue that the current laws and legal traditions are a “liability shielding gift” to Big Guns and Ammo, preventing TRUE justice, which would allow me to sue Remington for the shootings of PEOPLE WHO ARE NOT REMINGTON! Who are merely using Remington’s product!
                  What does it take for ideological hyper-partisans and idiots to take their blinders off?

            2. SQRLSY One   4 years ago

              The REAL fix, bitch, is to add a "Section 230 for Hardcopy rags". AND for cake-bake shops!

              Lavrentiy Beria … “Show me the man, and I will show you the crime”
              https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lavrentiy_Beria = chief jackbooted thug faces-stomper for Stalin. If Beria had a punishment boner, he would find (or creatively interpret) SOME law, with which he could satisfy his punishment boner!

              Show me the internet company or social media company, and I will show you the crime!
              Just like the suppressors (certainly including hide-bound Trumpistas) of “wrong-think” today! MammaryBahnFuhrer, are you perhaps the reincarnated Lavrentiy Beria?

              What would it look like, if we assigned armies of lawyers, judges, and politicians to decide if cake-bakers are “media” or “publishers”?

              1) If you want to be “media” you will allow the customers to write with icing, on the cake, just the same as commenters peck at the keyboards, themselves. As soon as you pick up the icing dispenser and YOU are writing it, with YOUR hands, now obviously you are a PUBLISHER, because YOU wrote it!

              2) You also may NOT watch the customers in your bake shop, to see if they write something offensive to you or others (“God hates fags” or “God loves gay weddings”), and selectively stop one, the other, or both, from walking out the door of your bake shop, with that kind of cake! You may NOT exercise any “editorial control”, or you are a publisher!

              3) Now your customer is able to brag that YOUR store is where he got the cake with the message that YOU don’t like! Bystanders can see what cake-messages are going out of your front door, that you disagree with! AND the customers are now free to boycott you, because STUPID laws messed with YOUR freedom and YOUR property rights as the bake-shop owner!

              1. Mother's Lament   4 years ago

                No matter how you rage and lie, you're still the one pushing protectionist measures and endorsing special regulations, Herr Goebbels. Not me.

                1. SQRLSY One   4 years ago

                  Blind idiot! WHEN are you actually going to factually REFUTE what I write! You CAN'T, 'cause you're WRONG!

                  No matter HOW many times you tell your “Big Lie”, it is NOT true! You’re part of the mob, aren’t you, gangster? For a small fee, you tell small businesses that you will “protect” them… From you and your mob! Refute the below, ye greedy authoritarian who wants to shit all over the concept of private property!

                  Look, I’ll make it pretty simple for simpletons. A prime argument of enemies of Section 230 is, since the government does such a HUGE favor for owners of web sites, by PROTECTING web site owners from being sued (in the courts of Government Almighty) as a “publisher”, then this is an unfair treatment of web site owners! Who SHOULD (lacking “unfair” section 230 provisions) be able to get SUED for the writings of OTHER PEOPLE! And punished by Government Almighty, for disobeying any and all decrees from Government Almighty’s courts, after getting sued!

                  In a nutshell: Government Almighty should be able to boss around your uses of your web site, because, after all, Government Almighty is “protecting” you… From Government Almighty!!!

                  Wow, just THINK of what we could do with this logic! Government Almighty is “protecting” you from getting sued in matters concerning who you chose to date or marry… In matters concerning what line of work you chose… What you eat and drink… What you read… What you think… Therefore, Government Almighty should be able to boss you around on ALL of these matters, and more! The only limits are the imaginations and power-lusts of politicians!

    5. Vernon Depner   4 years ago

      It's thus difficult to understand why the right was so freaked out.

      The issue is that they are appealing directly to children about a matter their parents should be deciding. Terry McCauliffe can explain to you that parents have lost patience with that.

    6. Red Rocks White Privilege   4 years ago

      Want to know the ironies of this story? Some leftist posted a photo of Big Bird in 1976 holding a poster promoting vaccination. Why is this significant?

      1976 was the year of the swine flu vaccine debacle, which ended up getting pulled after multiple reports of vaccine-caused deaths, adverse reactions, and Guillan-Barre syndrome cases.

      Considering Ford was in office and not Carter at the time, one wonders what the press coverage might have been like had a Democrat and not a Republican been in charge at the time.

      1. Utkonos   4 years ago

        Sounds like Ford stumbled over that one.

  2. Fist of Etiquette   4 years ago

    I got the COVID-19 vaccine today! My wing is feeling a little sore, but it'll give my body an extra protective boost that keeps me and others healthy.

    Unfortunately it's laid its last egg.

    1. Anomalous   4 years ago

      All Big Bird's wing needs is some hot sauce.

    2. Gray_Jay   4 years ago

      Wouldn't getting a shot against bird flu be more appropriate?

      I'm surprised it took them this long to get Sesame Street on the vaccine bandwagon. God knows they've embraced every other piece of leftist cultural tripe over the years.

    3. Chumby   4 years ago

      Always something for him to crow about.

      1. Á àß äẞç ãþÇđ âÞ¢Đæ ǎB€Ðëf ảhf   4 years ago

        They are always raven about one thing or another.

        1. Chumby   4 years ago

          Often robin the headlines with things such as this.

          1. Á àß äẞç ãþÇđ âÞ¢Đæ ǎB€Ðëf ảhf   4 years ago

            That's quite ostrich.

            1. Chumby   4 years ago

              Don’t that it is that falcon bad.

              1. Chuck P. (The Artist formerly known as CTSP)   4 years ago

                Just another opportunity to hawk their agenda. Personally, I refuse to swallow it.

                1. Chumby   4 years ago

                  Yeah, what they are doing is a cardinal sin.

                  1. Chuck P. (The Artist formerly known as CTSP)   4 years ago

                    If you give them a f****** inch, they will take a mile.

                    1. Chumby   4 years ago

                      Just like Nixon’s VP, Sparrow Agnew?

                    2. Chuck P. (The Artist formerly known as CTSP)   4 years ago

                      That last one comes across as toucanned.

                    3. Chumby   4 years ago

                      You were thinking Dan Quail instead?

                  2. The Encogitationer   4 years ago

                    There's a lot of buzzard around the topic.

                    1. Utkonos   4 years ago

                      I’m NOT doing on about LBJ’s wife….I’m NOT doing one about LBJ’s wife…I’m NOT doing one about….

                    2. Chumby   4 years ago

                      A ladybird in the hand is worth two in the barbara bush?

                2. Utkonos   4 years ago

                  We need to keep an eagle eye on them. But what’s good for the goose is good for the gander. If they ruffle your feathers with a triggering tweet go right ahead and talon them!

                  1. The Encogitationer   4 years ago

                    Keep your eye on the sparrow with Baretta's parrot and if you can't do the time, don't do the crime:
                    https://youtu.be/0r5ZMkK6A64

          2. CE   4 years ago

            We don't want to hear another peep.

            1. The Encogitationer   4 years ago

              Tweet Song (Or The Nanny State Anthem)
              https://youtu.be/KeSj21X0rW4

    4. CE   4 years ago

      Keeps you healthy? Two-thirds of the people I know who got the second shot were so sick they had to miss a day of work.

  3. Enjoy Every Sandwich   4 years ago

    Listening to the interviews of Energy Secretary Granholm, I wish the Bobs would ask her "What is it you say...you do here?"

    1. Cronut   4 years ago

      Babysit for the Buttigiegs.

      1. Chumby   4 years ago

        They are always kind when a young man has a drink at their bar. They are always willing to push in his stool afterwards.

        1. The Encogitationer   4 years ago

          Don't be gross...I'm sure they would serve the guy a prune sour to smooth things out first.

    2. Marshal   4 years ago

      Can't you see she has people skills, goddamn it!

    3. JesseAz   4 years ago

      Does the DNC teach their members to laugh hysterically at simple questions? I don't get it.

      1. R Mac   4 years ago

        It’s a bug in their programming when the media actually asks them a real question.

      2. The Encogitationer   4 years ago

        It's Creutzfeldt-Jakob Disease from eating B-R-A-A-A-A-A-INS!

  4. Fist of Etiquette   4 years ago

    Imagine being triggered by a fictional character promoting a vaccine that has already saved countless lives.

    Now, let's watch some WW2 era Looney Tunes.

    1. Earth Skeptic   4 years ago

      Cartoon propaganda is the best propaganda.

    2. The Encogitationer   4 years ago

      You say that like it's a bad thing! Unwokeness abides and thrives on Old School Looney Tunes!

      1. Number 2   4 years ago

        Yes, but the same people who sneer at criticism of Big Bird, a “fictional character,” Would be the first to object to the old school Looney Tunes despite the fact they, too, are “fictional characters.”

        I am old enough to remember when the national PTA every year listed the “bugs bunny and road runner hour” as a most violent show on television and browbeat CBS into cutting out the “violent” bits, even though they were “fictional characters.”

        1. DesigNate   4 years ago

          When they did that they were obviously controlled by conservatives, duh!

        2. R Mac   4 years ago

          I’m old enough to remember Pepe’ Lepew (sp?) getting canceled.

        3. The Encogitationer   4 years ago

          "Eh! What a bunch of maroons!"

          Here's Bugs Bunny fighting The Man at home...

          "No Parking Hare"
          https://dai.ly/x5jm9g8

          And his predecessor fighting the Hessian mercenary from abroad...
          https://dai.ly/x2l9sr9

          1. The Encogitationer   4 years ago

            Bugs also took on the Islamofascists and their Woo-y ways a few times too..

            "The Case of the Missing Hare"
            https://youtu.be/rpbhbhkOrmo

            "A-Lad-In-His Lamp"
            https://dai.ly/x36pdqy

            Pop-Up Video Factoid: During the prelude to Gulf War I in 1991, the latter cartoon actually played in theatres before feature movies. (I guess the Genie was supposed to be Daddy Bush and Beaverpuss was supposed to be Ol' Saddam.)

    3. Utkonos   4 years ago

      With Looney Toons it’s Bugs. not features

  5. Enjoy Every Sandwich   4 years ago

    American Federation of Teachers President Randi Weingarten de-masked while participating in an indoor conference. She said that people were having trouble hearing her. One wonders if this is also an issue for schoolchildren straining to hear their masked teachers.

    Remember, the virus doesn't go after the sophisticated!

    1. Earth Skeptic   4 years ago

      Being part of the D machine is the most powerful protection.

    2. Vernon Depner   4 years ago

      There's kids who actually listen to the teacher?

  6. Chumby   4 years ago

    Big Bird is part of the coop d’etat.

    1. Cronut   4 years ago

      Well, his tweet certainly ruffled some feathers.

      1. Not Robbers=Nut Rubbers   4 years ago

        He's going to end up with egg on his face over this one.

        1. Chuck P. (The Artist formerly known as CTSP)   4 years ago

          It's a giant puppet. Talk about having a head up your ass.

      2. Chumby   4 years ago

        Probably didn’t expect more than a poultry amount of negative feedback.

        1. Commenter_XY   4 years ago

          Only if Big Bird keeps abreast of the lock of news...

        2. Utkonos   4 years ago

          Instead they provoked a fowl storm

    2. MK Ultra   4 years ago

      Stuff a beer keg up Big Bird's ass, and add smoke for about eight hours @ 225 degrees.

      1. Chumby   4 years ago

        That sounds fowl.

        1. Not Robbers=Nut Rubbers   4 years ago

          He's really getting roasted for his comments now.

          1. Chumby   4 years ago

            Wonder if the worst comments will be plucked from the responses.

            1. Don't look at me!   4 years ago

              All depends on the pecking order.

              1. Utkonos   4 years ago

                That and the caws and effect principle

  7. Idaho Bob   4 years ago

    "If Big Bird had endorsed the Biden vaccine mandate, or said that children should be required to get vaccinated before they return to school, the criticism would have made more sense. But all Big Bird said was that the vaccine "keeps me and others healthy," which is neither wrong nor overtly political. It's thus difficult to understand why the right was so freaked out."

    How does the fucking vaccine keep the Muppet Big Bird healthy? This same shit happened last year with Santa and the vax.

    1. Claptrap   4 years ago

      Santa's thousands of years old and a hermit. That at least makes some sense.

      Big Bird is a... bird. We're vaccinating anthropomorphic birds against COVID now? Can Pfizer's greed ever be satiated?

      1. Gray_Jay   4 years ago

        "Santa's thousands of years old and a hermit. That at least makes some sense."

        Plus being fat as fuck, and shut in a workshop with a bunch of other people for 364 days out of the year.

        1. Sometimes a Great Notion   4 years ago

          Except the Elves have a natural resistance to disease and a +5 constitution. Going to need a pretty high roll to get them infected.

          *admittedly I know nothing about D&D, so if none of that actually makes sense, my response to any complaints: Shut up Nerd.

          1. Earth Skeptic   4 years ago

            Plus they are undocumented, so no need for vaccines.

            1. Gray_Jay   4 years ago

              You have to admit, Santa would be the ultimate superspreader.

          2. American Mongrel   4 years ago

            Nope. +1 to wisdom and dex i think. Dwarves have +1 con.

          3. The Encogitationer   4 years ago

            Somebody's getting multi-sided dice in their stocking.

    2. Mike Laursen   4 years ago

      Need to be in a Safe Space for a while?

      1. Mother's Lament   4 years ago

        Planning to share your hugbox?

        1. DesigNate   4 years ago

          I kinda admire Mike’s persistence in equating anyone who dares to be angry about the complete over reaction to this fucking virus with a snowflake liberal who needs a safe space and a coloring book.

          1. Red Rocks White Privilege   4 years ago

            Especially when he's managed to do that himself with his frequent employment of the mute button, to the point that he didn't even recognize Alan Vanneman despite the latter likely having commented here longer than anyone else currently on the board.

          2. Sevo   4 years ago

            tony pulls the same bullshit - probably taken directly from braindeadlefty.com

    3. Vernon Depner   4 years ago

      Why hasn't Santa been cancelled yet? A glaring target on many counts...

      1. CE   4 years ago

        Are you kidding? Cancel the patron saint of free stuff?

        1. Earth Skeptic   4 years ago

          And as long as a black transvestite plays Santa in the next holiday special.

      2. The Encogitationer   4 years ago

        Saint Nicholas physically beat the Hell out of Arius at the Council of Nicea over whether God was One, Three, or Three-In-One, so Saint Nicholas is a hero for both the Christian Religious Right and Antifa Tankie Left.

  8. Fist of Etiquette   4 years ago

    But all Big Bird said was that the vaccine "keeps me and others healthy," which is neither wrong nor overtly political. It's thus difficult to understand why the right was so freaked out.

    I think the problem stems from propaganda aimed at children, which can be a sensitive subject in any point in time. Children, as we all know here, are not especially susceptible to the effects of COVID-19 and therefore the side effects of inoculation make that risk arguably not necessary. (Unless, of course, we're vaccinating children to supposedly protect adults, in which case the risk to children might be worth it for the adults.)

    1. Don't look at me!   4 years ago

      They are, after all, only clumps of cells.

    2. Idaho Bob   4 years ago

      Everything they've said about the effectiveness of the vax has been a lie. Why should we put our kids at risk?

      1. MollyGodiva   4 years ago

        Not everything, and by that I mean almost nothing. The facts of the vaccine are well established

        1. CannedSaltyHam   4 years ago

          enjoy your numerous booster shots

          1. Red Rocks White Privilege   4 years ago

            Clark: "It's a membership in a Booster of the Month Club."
            Molly: "Clark, that's the gift that keeps on giving all year long."

        2. Don't look at me!   4 years ago

          LOL

        3. Idaho Bob   4 years ago

          Way back in spring of 2021, the Director of the CDC said the vaccinated cannot catch nor spread Covid-19. Tell which part of this statement is true?

          1. Earth Skeptic   4 years ago

            In spring 2021 the CDC had a director?

            1. Idaho Bob   4 years ago

              Rochelle Walensky.

              https://www.businessinsider.com/cdc-director-data-vaccinated-people-do-not-carry-covid-19-2021-3

          2. MollyGodiva   4 years ago

            That is not what was said. They said the data suggests that vaccinated people do not carry covid. There is a difference between data suggesting and definite answers.

            1. Don't look at me!   4 years ago

              Not according to you.

            2. Idaho Bob   4 years ago

              Weasel words. Kinda like what the definition of the word "is" is.

              1. MollyGodiva   4 years ago

                Nope. It is called using the correct terms in science. Correctly stating your confidence in the data is essential.

                1. Mother's Lament   4 years ago

                  Sure, but the data shows that the vaccinated transmit Covid just fine, and vaccination status only shortens the transmission period by about a week at most.
                  You're either lying or ignorant about the data.

                  1. DesigNate   4 years ago

                    I’ll go with ignorant for $100 Alex

                  2. SQRLSY One   4 years ago

                    Vaccines aren't perfect? Who knew, and when did they first know of this?!?! Outrageous!

                    Meanwhile, I have ALSO heard that FOOD isn't perfect either! "Food poisoning" is a "thing"! All pro-science folks need to stop eating NOW!!!

                    1. Sevo   4 years ago

                      TDS-addled spastic asshole gets a flag

                    2. Mother's Lament   4 years ago

                      Hi sociopath. Maybe you want to point out where I made any of your crazy allegations.

                    3. SQRLSY One   4 years ago

                      MammaBahnFuhrer defended the doings of the below vaccine-haters.

                      https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2021/10/centner-academy-vaccine-rules-leila-centner-david-centner
                      Florida School Run by Idiots Says Vaccinated Students Must Stay Home for 30 Days After Each Shot
                      This is the same school where a teacher told students not to hug their vaccinated parents for more than five seconds.

                      See? We are ALL data-driven by now! My data says the OTHER (evil) tribe believes in vaccines, so MY tribe must BAN and SHUN the BAD tribe (and their cooties) as much as possible!
                      The unvaccinated are now CLEAN and the vaccinated are UNCLEAN! Civic-minded BAD! Afraid of micro-chips in vaccines GOOD! Black is white, and good is evil!

                    4. Mother's Lament   4 years ago

                      So you were lying then, because that Vanity Fair agitprop piece doesn't quote or mention me. It talks about a private school, which, hypocrite that you are, somehow doesn't deserve the same protections you afford social media companies who censor their customers.

                      You know that M. Scott Peck book you're always banging on about? "The People of the Lie"? Yeah, that's about you.

            3. Red Rocks White Privilege   4 years ago

              They said the data suggests that vaccinated people do not carry covid.

              Gosh, if only there was a way they could have studied whether these provided sterilizing immunity or not over the long-term, rather than sign off on a couple of front-loaded antibody tests to game the trial parameters and get the EUA.

              Note that they just started testing kids in this age range in March of this year, and ended the trials seven months later for the FDA sign-off--right around the time the data shows that the vaccines have mostly crapped out in adults.

        4. Earth Skeptic   4 years ago

          Go ask your mom about a 43rd trimester abortion.

      2. Mike Laursen   4 years ago

        Exaggerating is also a form of lying.

        1. Sevo   4 years ago

          And you're very accomplished at it.

        2. R Mac   4 years ago

          Well if there’s one thing Mike Liarson is an expert on…

        3. Mother's Lament   4 years ago

          You should write a book on all your techniques.

          1. JesseAz   4 years ago

            Assault bear spray fire extinguishers are a real threat. Stop belittling it.

            1. R Mac   4 years ago

              It’s hard to keep track of your opinion on Rolling Stone’s legitimacy.

    3. CannedSaltyHam   4 years ago

      (Unless, of course, we're vaccinating children to supposedly protect adults, in which case the risk to children might be worth it for the adults.)

      Unfortunately, there are some assholes out there who actually believe this. Even more unfortunately, some of them have kids.

      1. Earth Skeptic   4 years ago

        But many of them have kids as political fashion accessories.

        1. EISTAU Gree-Vance   4 years ago

          Be like mike.

      2. Chuck P. (The Artist formerly known as CTSP)   4 years ago

        Telling little Jimmy and Susie that if they don't get this shot they are killing Grandma is going to lead to a lot of therapy in the future.

        1. Gray_Jay   4 years ago

          I've seen it.

          No whining later, if it turns out this shot is another DES kind of slow-emerging disaster.

    4. MollyGodiva   4 years ago

      Since when is giving accurate information and lightly encouraging people to get a vaccine to prevent illness considered propaganda?

      1. Don't look at me!   4 years ago

        Lightly encouraging = losing your job.

        1. Chumby   4 years ago

          Mengele lightly encouraged twins to participate in medical experiments.

      2. R Mac   4 years ago

        Weasel.

      3. Minadin   4 years ago

        Do you think that it's accurate that Big Bird got his shot? Do you think his wing actually hurts?

        1. Chumby   4 years ago

          Hopefully he will keep us a breast.

          1. DesigNate   4 years ago

            He doesn’t have a leg to stand on.

            1. Utkonos   4 years ago

              I’d never call Big Bird a chicken per se…Let’s just say he’s kinda yellow.

          2. The Encogitationer   4 years ago

            More than a mouthful...

    5. Fats of Fury   4 years ago

      From Soupy Sales Wiki-
      On January 1, 1965, miffed at having to work on the holiday, Sales ended his live broadcast by encouraging his young viewers to tiptoe into their still-sleeping parents' bedrooms and remove those "funny green pieces of paper with pictures of U.S. Presidents" from their pants and pocketbooks. "Put them in an envelope and mail them to me and I'll send you a postcard from Puerto Rico", Soupy instructed the children.[13] Several days later, substantial amounts of money had begun arriving in the mail; Sales stated that the total amount received was in the thousands of dollars but qualified that by stating that much of that was in play money or Monopoly (game) money.[14] Sales said he had been joking and that whatever real money had been sent would be donated to charity, but as parents' complaints increased, WNEW's management suspended Sales for two weeks.[1

      1. Sevo   4 years ago

        *THAT'S* funny!

  9. Fist of Etiquette   4 years ago

    The best remedy for Facebook, Soave told me in an email, is to "do nothing, and watch as Facebook gradually collapses on its own."

    While steepling your fingers and laughing maniacally.

    1. Anomalous   4 years ago

      EXcellent!

    2. Mike Laursen   4 years ago

      I’ll bet a few years down the road we’ll see some Congressperson introducing a bill to save Facebook.

      1. Idaho Bob   4 years ago

        Only the congress people who benefit from Facebook's "fact checking"

        1. Earth Skeptic   4 years ago

          Or the Facebook factories in their districts. (They think.)

          1. Mike Laursen   4 years ago

            Yes, likely.

          2. The Encogitationer   4 years ago

            Yep, gotta keep that "series of tubes" in good working order!

        2. Mike Laursen   4 years ago

          Yes, probably.

      2. The Encogitationer   4 years ago

        Right there next to the bailout of local newspapers and the McPaper they get with their Senior Discount coffee.

      3. Vernon Depner   4 years ago

        They'll just make Facebook a government department with a cabinet secretary.

        1. CE   4 years ago

          Oh, I thought they already were.

    3. The Encogitationer   4 years ago

      The New York Times' Farhad Manjoo asks, "OK, but What Should We Actually Do About Facebook? I Asked the Experts."

      If your've joined, get the fuck out, and if you've never joined, stay the fuck out. That's what you should do.

      1. Mother's Lament   4 years ago

        The worst part about Facebook is it doesn't matter if you joined or not. They still follow you around the internet hovering up your data and building a profile on you.

        Even Brave + VPN doesn't defeat them entirely.

        1. The Encogitationer   4 years ago

          It does them no good if they can't advertise to you and I've never heard of Facebook doxxing or deplatforming a non-member. So, if they do have profiles of non-members, it's a waste of space on their servers.

      2. Rev. Arthur L. Kuckland   4 years ago

        The answer is large amounts of nerve gas pumped into their headquarters

        1. Vernon Depner   4 years ago

          Someday the robots will do that themselves.

  10. JesseAz   4 years ago

    One would think a libertarian magazine that castigated the prior president over mean tweets against the press would at least acknowledge the use of the FBI to raid the homes of 3 journalists over a diary that wasn't even stolen (left in drug rehab)

    https://pjmedia.com/news-and-politics/kevindowneyjr/2021/11/06/diary-allegedly-belonging-to-ashley-biden-reveals-disturbing-personal-details-n1530338

    1. Cronut   4 years ago

      That they didn't even publish. That they claim they don't even have possession of anymore.

      1. JesseAz   4 years ago

        They tried to give it to Ashley's lawyers who declined to admit it was hers. And it was published by a different group. Pretty disturbing stuff.

        1. Commenter_XY   4 years ago

          What was disturbing, JesseAZ?

          1. JesseAz   4 years ago

            Showers with her dad at an inappropriate age.

            The fact that his whole family are addicts.

            Emails mentioning business with her father and his kids as essentially the vectors for communication.

            1. Commenter_XY   4 years ago

              These people are completely amoral.

              1. ElvisIsReal   4 years ago

                There was no doubt after reading texts between Hunter and his sister in which she's trying to get him an escort for a public appearance. What the fuck?!!!?!?!??!?!

                1. Red Rocks White Privilege   4 years ago

                  The Bidens are proving to be even more degenerate than the Clintons were, and I didn't even think that was possible with Senor Bill catching the clap from a hooker a few days ago.

    2. Idaho Bob   4 years ago

      I read about this over the weekend. The FBI's action just authenticated the diary.

      So when does the FBI go after people with a book? How doe they justify fed involvement? Or are they simply Biden's gestapo now?

      1. JesseAz   4 years ago

        Even if it was a stolen diary, how is it a federal crime? It would be local police, not feds.

      2. Cronut   4 years ago

        Funny thing is, nobody even heard of this before now. Now I kind of want to go read the published pages, just to see what's in there that's so bad it requires the FBI to try and cover for the fucked up Biden family. Again.

        1. Weigel's Cock Ring   4 years ago

          I hope for their sakes that these Project Veritas folks have 24 hour personal security. Because whether they should be or not, they’re now squarely in the crosshairs of a cabal made up of some of the most ruthless, vicious, and evil scum plaguing our society.

          They’re in a dangerous game now, and if they’re not super careful they could easily end up like Seth Rich.

          1. Gray_Jay   4 years ago

            If they weren't worried after Breitbart...

            1. Weigel's Cock Ring   4 years ago

              Exactly.

            2. R Mac   4 years ago

              Maybe that’s why Reason won’t cover it? Hold on a second, someone’s knocking at my door…

      3. Diane Reynolds (Paul.)   4 years ago

        I agree, FBI involvement confirms the diary as authentic.

        1. Weigel's Cock Ring   4 years ago

          It’s not just the FBI, apparently the federal prosecutors for the Southern District of New York are involved and they’ve even opened a federal grand jury investigation.

          A story that sounded kind of ridiculous at first is actually becoming a pretty serious matter.

  11. JesseAz   4 years ago

    27 states are now fighting the federal vaccine mandate.

    https://justthenews.com/government/courts-law/27-states-are-suing-biden-administration-over-covid-vaccine-mandate-private

    1. JesseAz   4 years ago

      Medical experts rip the CDC as pushing propaganda over studies claiming natural immunity is worse than vaccination.

      https://justthenews.com/politics-policy/coronavirus/monteleological-propaganda

      1. CannedSaltyHam   4 years ago

        If people with prior infection were getting reinfected and having much more severe cases the second time, the mainstream media would be talking about those cases non stop. That's how I know natural immunity is real even though I don't have a medical degree.

        1. Earth Skeptic   4 years ago

          BELIEVE THE NARRATIVE!

        2. ElvisIsReal   4 years ago

          Yep! They tell us the jab is better while also telling us we need another jab......

      2. Earth Skeptic   4 years ago

        Maybe they can get Big Bird to help.

    2. Diane Reynolds (Paul.)   4 years ago

      Anti-freedom right wing lunatics!

      1. JesseAz   4 years ago

        No blue states fighting the mandates, but this will somehow be both sides for Mike and Sarcasmic who really don't want the mandate but fight the actions of these evil 27 states.

      2. Utkonos   4 years ago

        Big Bird has a left wing as well as a right wing sooooo—all together now—- BOTH SIDES!!!!!!!

    3. CE   4 years ago

      So? That leaves 23 out of 100 that are not challenging it, and we learned this past month that 46% is a majority.

  12. OpenBordersLiberal-tarian   4 years ago

    "Authorities have charged Igor Danchenko, an analyst who provided information for the infamous Steele dossier, with lying to authorities—providing yet more evidence that much of the intelligence undergirding the Russia collusion narrative was false."

    That can't be true. Because it would mean highly respected journalists at places like MSNBC were pushing nonsense for years.

    #TrumpRussia
    #MaddowWasRight

    1. JesseAz   4 years ago

      Maddow had Strzok on last week and they were still pushing it claiming the FBI was trying to lie about the connections being false.

      1. JesseAz   4 years ago

        https://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2021/11/05/peter_strzok_special_counsel_durhams_indictments_contain_dog_whistles_to_pro-trump_conspiracy_theories.html

    2. Enjoy Every Sandwich   4 years ago

      It would also mean that Hillary's loss to Trump in 2016 is actually her own fault. Unpossible!

      1. OpenBordersLiberal-tarian   4 years ago

        Did you know she was literally the most qualified American Presidential candidate in history? And she received more total votes than any white male candidate in history?

        #StillWithHer
        #SheWon

        1. Fats of Fury   4 years ago

          Ah! Good times. https://www.flickr.com/photos/66890686@N02/38109028265/in/dateposted-public/

  13. Fist of Etiquette   4 years ago

    The infrastructure deal passed both the House and the Senate.

    And that, dear friends, is a little taste of how the GOP will snatch defeat from the jaws of victory and cement the country's coming bankruptcy on the next bill.

    1. Earth Skeptic   4 years ago

      BUT BIPARTISAN!!!

    2. Fats of Fury   4 years ago

      But they'll repeal Obamacare this time for sure.

    3. DesigNate   4 years ago

      Can you really lay it at the feet of the party, when the overwhelming majority of the party voted no?

      1. R Mac   4 years ago

        Which party again?

        —Reason

        1. Chumby   4 years ago

          The cocktail party?

        2. Azathoth!!   4 years ago

          Which party again?

          —Reason

          No. You can't do this. The writers here voted FOR this garbage. They come on this site every day defending the excesses of the left.

          They're up there defending propagandizing children.

          There is no high horse they can get on. Reason has decided that open mouthed cesspool diving is where they want to be.

  14. Fist of Etiquette   4 years ago

    Authorities have charged Igor Danchenko, an analyst who provided information for the infamous Steele dossier, with lying to authorities—providing yet more evidence that much of the intelligence undergirding the Russia collusion narrative was false.

    I wonder what other Trump era narratives were false.

    1. Lord of Strazele   4 years ago

      Does his small dick really look like a weird mushroom?

      Show us your dick Trump or its true.

      1. Don't look at me!   4 years ago

        Why in fuck would the shape of his dick be of interest to you?

        1. Lord of Strazele   4 years ago

          Re: His small dick.

          Good question and thank you for asking. It's because it's funny and I don't like the guy.

          1. R Mac   4 years ago

            Whatever you have to tell yourself Jacob.

          2. Mother's Lament   4 years ago

            "because it's funny and I don't like the guy"

            Only the last part is true.
            Imagine if conservatives demanded to see Biden's junk. That's weirder than fuck.

            1. JesseAz   4 years ago

              Same level of humor as Sarcasmic.

      2. OpenBordersLiberal-tarian   4 years ago

        Cool, Mr. Buttplug's sophisticated genitalia-based humor is rubbing off on other #Resistance liberals.

        LOL — I said "rubbing off"!

        #TinyMushroomDick

        1. Chumby   4 years ago

          rubbing off
          ISWYDT

      3. Sevo   4 years ago

        Shitlord thinks someone here cares about his erotic fantasies.
        No one does, asshole. Fuck off and die.

    2. Moderation4ever   4 years ago

      I don't believe anyone said his narratives about Trump were wrong. He was charged with lying to the FBI, same as Michael Flynn and a host of other Trump associates.

  15. Lord of Strazele   4 years ago

    --Big Bird. Dr. Seuss. Mr. Potato Head. Republicans really don't want to talk about grown-up stuff--

    Republicans stir up anger about something extremely minor, but involving children’s culture and some form of progress that Republicans are fighting—although in this case, it’s not even anything new, since Big Bird was shown getting a vaccination all the way back in 1972—and count on their base to get emotionally involved. The same people who love to scream about liberal tears and fragile snowflakes are depending on blind rage about children’s books and TV shows and toys to get themselves electoral advantage

    Meanwhile, Democrats struggle to get media attention on things like an expanded child tax credit that reduced child poverty by 29% almost immediately upon going into effect. 

    https://m.dailykos.com/stories/2021/11/8/2062961/-Big-Bird-Dr-Seuss-Mr-Potato-Head-Republicans-really-don-t-want-to-talk-about-grown-up-stuff

    1. Don't look at me!   4 years ago

      Pretty sad they they had to trot out big bigbird to sell “science”.

    2. Idaho Bob   4 years ago

      ".... child tax credit that reduced child poverty by 29% almost immediately upon going into effect."

      Do you have a source? Or is this the typical made up statistic the lrft is famous for?

      1. JesseAz   4 years ago

        He has to go search through his Kos links.

        1. Mother's Lament   4 years ago

          Somehow Stroozle imagines that a link from the DNC's own Daily Stormer will be regarded as an acceptable source for libertarians.

      2. Lord of Strazele   4 years ago

        The first installment of the child tax credit lifted 3 million kids out of poverty in July, according to a Columbia University study.

        That reduction represented a 25% cut in the monthly child poverty rate to 11.9% from 15.8%, according to the analysis published Friday.

        “This is huge for low-income families,” said Zachary Parolin, a researcher at the university’s Center on Poverty and Social Policy and a report co-author.

        https://www.cnbc.com/2021/08/25/child-tax-credit-lifted-3-million-kids-from-poverty-in-july.html

        1. Sevo   4 years ago

          Study by those who support redistribution of money supports redistribution of money, and shitlord is excited.
          Fuck off and die, asshole.

          1. Lord of Strazele   4 years ago

            Yes, I'm excited. Louisiana is getting another Mississippi River bridge thanks to President Biden, the Democrats and even a couple Republicans.

            1. Don't look at me!   4 years ago

              Bridge to nowhere.

            2. Sevo   4 years ago

              Parasitic asshole shitlord is 'excited' at getting free stuff!
              Fuck off and die, steaming pile of lefty shit.

              1. Lord of Strazele   4 years ago

                Antisocial Sevo is sad!

                1. Mother's Lament   4 years ago

                  Maybe, but his advice is sound and you should take it.

                2. Sevo   4 years ago

                  No, I'm tired of reading the piles of shit you post, asshole.
                  Fuck off and die.

        2. DesigNate   4 years ago

          There is no way $500 extra for one month lifted 3 million kids out of poverty.

          1. Red Rocks White Privilege   4 years ago

            Probably just meant their families went from "just below the poverty line" to "just above the poverty line."

            Note that the money is a reallocation of the tax credit, which just means that they're getting their tax return money for next year on the front end instead of the back end. I wonder how many of these families are expecting a fat return next year and end up surprised that it's cut down by about half.

            1. R Mac   4 years ago

              ^

            2. DesigNate   4 years ago

              I’ll probably end up owing money because of it. So I’m trying to save as much of it as possible for that eventuality.

          2. HorseConch   4 years ago

            It sounds like poverty will be completely gone if we send another $1500 in one clip. By my calculation, that's about $185B if we only send it to the ones in need. I say we do it, then cutoff all welfare, food stamps, and medicaid. No more need to tax the rich, or whatever bullshit will eradicate poverty this week.

          3. Idaho Bob   4 years ago

            No, but it likely paid for some tats, nails, booze, cigs, weed, etc.

        3. D-Pizzle   4 years ago

          Granted, it increased the income of the households in which the children live above the poverty line as defined by the federal government. That is not in issue. What is in issue is whether the children of these households in aggregate are better off than they were before. Got an article that addresses that?

        4. CE   4 years ago

          Give a kid a fish and you'll feed him for half a day.

      3. Cronut   4 years ago

        And then crazy inflation happened and immediately eliminated any benefits from the credit.

        And when the checks stop coming in January, all those kids will be worse off than they were before, as prices keep going up.

        Good job, Brandon.

        1. Lord of Strazele   4 years ago

          The inflation that would have happened anyway. The inflation that's happening all over the world. The inflation that has nothing to do with Democrats. That inflation?

          1. Don't look at me!   4 years ago

            Get your story straight, there is no inflation.

            1. Cronut   4 years ago

              No, there is inflation, but it's not that bad and only temporary, but also it's a good thing.

              Also, the supply chain is effed up because people are buying too many things. Because of the good inflation.

          2. Sevo   4 years ago

            "The inflation that would have happened anyway..."

            Wherein shitlord, as if we needed a reminder, once again proves to be an econ-ignoramus.

            1. Lord of Strazele   4 years ago

              Don't worry you'll will get your chance to play the useful idiot and the corporate cock soon enough.

              1. Lord of Strazele   4 years ago

                "Suck" the corporate cock.

                1. Mother's Lament   4 years ago

                  Pretty sure that corporate cock is firmly implanted in the modern left's ass, in exchange for a few woke platitudes.

                  Facebook and Google didn't bankroll Biden's election because they felt strongly about social justice. Microsoft doesn't declare it's pronouns because it thinks X. Kendi is a prophet.

                2. Sevo   4 years ago

                  Nobody cares about your erotic fantasies, asshole.
                  Fuck off and die.

          3. JesseAz   4 years ago

            Is this the new talking point? It wasn't the 6T injected into the economy due to covid? The out of control UI? It was "always going to happen?"

            Man the left has gotten pathetic.

            Bring back the old .50 troll. He at least could debate once in a while. Not just sound like a dumber (amazingly) version of SPB.

          4. Cronut   4 years ago

            The inflation that immediately eliminated any gains from the credit.

            Yes. That inflation.

      4. Sevo   4 years ago

        "Do you have a source? Or is this the typical made up statistic the lrft is famous for?"

        Notice that it reduced MONTHLY child poverty, so this 'poverty' is going to be defined as is 'food insecurity': If a person went to bed hungry twice in a month, that person is 'food insecure'. It's not like they blew all their paycheck on hookers and blow, and couldn't afford a Micky D's. Nope.

        1. Eeyore   4 years ago

          Going to bed hungry = dieting

      5. Eeyore   4 years ago

        At least mom and dad could afford to stay drunk.

    3. Chuck P. (The Artist formerly known as CTSP)   4 years ago

      Shorter Kos - proggie Science! fails unless they resort to propaganda.

    4. Fats of Fury   4 years ago

      https://www.flickr.com/photos/66890686@N02/51628605881/in/dateposted-public/

  16. Fist of Etiquette   4 years ago

    Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers has spoken up about his unvaccinated status, ruffling some feathers within the NFL.

    God bless our athletes for offering endless opportunities for Twitter, sports fans and journalists to virtue signal.

    1. Earth Skeptic   4 years ago

      Do you think any of those could earn a living otherwise?

      1. Red Rocks White Privilege   4 years ago

        I'm actually impressed that Rodgers straight-up fucking lied and gives no fucks that he did or that people are upset with him over it, considering his fiancee is a typical Hollywood shitlib.

        1. American Mongrel   4 years ago

          Hes a typical shitlib. Must be of the paltrow tribe.
          Jfc i hate that i agree with him on anything...
          Didnt this faggot give a shout out to rapist blake?

  17. JesseAz   4 years ago

    All institutions eventually get corrupted by the left, including NASCAR. Who ants to ban or sue people over the use of Lets go Brandon.

    https://www.dailywire.com/news/after-going-woke-nascar-condemns-lets-go-brandon-chant-threatens-to-sue-use-of-slogan-with-its-trademarks-reports

    1. Chinny Chin Chin   4 years ago

      "All institutions eventually get corrupted by the left..."

      To me, the fact that Team Red was progressive Teddy Roosevelt's party shows that leftist corruption of the GOP goes back at least a century. And the last Red POTUS, the would-be modern-day Roosevelt, shows that Red-gressivism is alive and well.

      You're wise to be so suspicious of the GOP.

      1. Mother's Lament   4 years ago

        I'm guessing that you don't understand that there's been several movements called "progressive" historically, that are unrelated.

        Wilson's progressivism was very different from Teddy's.

        You also seem to forget that later Roosevelt left the GOP and started his own party.

        1. CE   4 years ago

          And what they all have in common is that they want to undo progress.

    2. Red Rocks White Privilege   4 years ago

      NASCAR's corporate leadership is fucking exceptional as hell. No one outside of rednecks (of all colors) actually enjoys watching that shit. They're going to need a left-wing billionaire sugar daddy to keep them on life support, like Disney is doing with Marvel Comics or the NBA with the WNBA, if they persist in this anodyne "We need to be nice conservatives" virtue-signaling.

      This thing is completely organic now and there isn't shit anyone can do to stop it. The left's even trying to get a lame "thank you Brandon" counter-meme going, which will be about as relevant as the Coffee Party counter to the Tea Party was.

  18. Fist of Etiquette   4 years ago

    American Federation of Teachers President Randi Weingarten de-masked while participating in an indoor conference.

    They all know the truth. What's amazing is that they continue to show the truth in public.

    1. Diane Reynolds (Paul.)   4 years ago

      I gave my daughter a lesson in stated preferences vs revealed preferences, and in particular, pointed her to pandemic behavior in elected officials.

      1. Fist of Etiquette   4 years ago

        At least someone was learning something during shutdown.

  19. JesseAz   4 years ago

    Leftists are trying to get pictures of Rittenhouse jurors to dox them.

    https://pjmedia.com/news-and-politics/victoria-taft/2021/11/07/george-floyd-friend-claims-rittenhouse-jurors-are-being-tracked-and-photographed-n1530548

    1. Enjoy Every Sandwich   4 years ago

      Given how shitty the state's case is, it's no wonder. The only way they can win is by jury intimidation.

    2. Lord of Strazele   4 years ago

      *Leftists are also trying to get a picture of Trump's weird little dick to dox it.

      1. JesseAz   4 years ago

        You have a weird obsession.

        Definitely middle school level humor to go along with your middle school level politics.

        1. Lord of Strazele   4 years ago

          You're so fucking stupid.

          1. Chuck P. (The Artist formerly known as CTSP)   4 years ago

            Middle school insult as well.

          2. JesseAz   4 years ago

            Your anger says my comment is on point.

            1. Lord of Strazele   4 years ago

              It says your stupidity is exhausting and not worth correcting every time.

              1. Mother's Lament   4 years ago

                Naw, it says you're stamping your little feet because Jesse made you look like a dick-obsessed clown.

              2. JesseAz   4 years ago

                Stunning retort. Reconfirm the original comment.

                Can we get the old .50er back? You're boring.

          3. DesigNate   4 years ago

            Hahahahahaha, man I hope you aren’t really Sullum.

            Fucking pathetic.

          4. Red Rocks White Privilege   4 years ago

            At least he's not fixated on Trump's dick or its actual size.

            What is it with leftists and their Freudian penis fixation? If they're not talking about the dick size of their political opponents, they're thinking of them every time they see the words "gun" or "truck."

        2. Anomalous   4 years ago

          Stronzo is so thirsty.

      2. Sevo   4 years ago

        Shitlord thinks someone here cares about his erotic fantasies.
        No one does. Fuck off and die, asshole.

      3. R Mac   4 years ago

        Doubling down on your obsession with Trumps cock.

        1. Chumby   4 years ago

          He wants Trump to join his froternity.

          1. R Mac   4 years ago

            All jokes aside it’s creepy as fuck.

            1. Chumby   4 years ago

              If he dresses up as Stormy Daniels and does make believe with an imaginary Trump, he is free to do so. But if he records and uploads to LikCok, then the creepy meter gets pegged.

  20. Fist of Etiquette   4 years ago

    Sens. Amy Klobuchar (D–Minn.) and Tom Cotton (R–Ark.)-

    Stop right there.

    1. Earth Skeptic   4 years ago

      Throw in Big Bird and make it a three-way.

      1. Utkonos   4 years ago

        That’s just wingnutty!

  21. JesseAz   4 years ago

    Trump russia narrative continues to collapse.

    https://mate.substack.com/p/russiagate-has-no-rock-bottom

    Media largely not admitting they were wrong.

    1. Earth Skeptic   4 years ago

      Are you talking about "facts"? Facts no longer count for determining right and wrong. The media continue to be morally right. Just ask them.

      1. Utkonos   4 years ago

        And if THEY’RE right, who the HECK is left?

  22. Fist of Etiquette   4 years ago

    Eight people died during the confusion.

    Covid claims its latest victims in a superspreader event.

    1. Eeyore   4 years ago

      You joke. The shutdowns for a year could have contributed. People have collective intelligence about things like running a venue safely. A year of not doing something is long enough to forget how. Especially if the people who held that knowledge moved to new jobs.

    2. Diane Reynolds (Paul.)   4 years ago

      If any test positive, they are covid deaths.

  23. Cronut   4 years ago

    "But all Big Bird said was that the vaccine 'keeps me and others healthy,' which is neither wrong nor overtly political. It's thus difficult to understand why the right was so freaked out."

    Because Big Bird is a liar?

    1. Don't look at me!   4 years ago

      He’s chicken.

      1. Not Robbers=Nut Rubbers   4 years ago

        He's yellow too.

    2. Chumby   4 years ago

      He’s trying to shift the birden of proof.

      1. Cronut   4 years ago

        It's all just moral preening.

  24. CannedSaltyHam   4 years ago

    But all Big Bird said was that the vaccine "keeps me and others healthy," which is neither wrong nor overtly political.

    No, actually, it's both wrong and political.

    The vaccine doesn't keep children healthy and them taking it doesn't keep anyone else healthy. And the fact that they're using publicly funded Big Bird to lie to children and their parents about it is as political as you can get.

    1. MollyGodiva   4 years ago

      Children getting the vaccine at the least helps prevent the spread to adults.

      1. Cronut   4 years ago

        No it doesn't.

        1. Eeyore   4 years ago

          If 1 in 100k die that is a 0.001 reduction in potential spread.

          1. JesseAz   4 years ago

            You have a greater chance of dying at the rap concert in Houston if you're a kid than dying of Covid.

            1. Eeyore   4 years ago

              Oh. I was talking about the reduction in spread from the vaccine killing a few here and there. Can spread if your dead.

      2. CannedSaltyHam   4 years ago

        Nope, and even if it did.... It's not my kids' responsibility to endure possible vaccine side effects in order to protect your old fat butt.

      3. Sevo   4 years ago

        MG
        Is.
        Full.
        Of.
        Shit.

      4. JesseAz   4 years ago

        Children, especially boys, are more likely to get myocarditis from the shot than they are at risk from serious complication from covid.

        1. SQRLSY One   4 years ago

          https://www.cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-ncov/vaccines/safety/myocarditis.html

          Should I Still Get Myself or My Child Vaccinated?
          Yes. CDC continues to recommend that everyone aged 12 years and older get vaccinated for COVID-19. The known risks of COVID-19 illness and its related, possibly severe complications, such as long-term health problems, hospitalization, and even death, far outweigh the potential risks of having a rare adverse reaction to vaccination, including the possible risk of myocarditis or pericarditis.

          Return to SQRLSY now...

          Of course, the above is from the CDC, which all Specially-in-The-Know right-wing wrong-nuts KNOW, is firmly in the grips of the Lizard People!

        2. SQRLSY One   4 years ago

          https://covid-101.org/science/how-many-people-have-died-from-the-vaccine-in-the-u-s/
          How many people have died after getting a vaccine?

          There are three deaths that appear to be linked to blood clots that occurred after people got the J&J vaccine. Since we now know how to correctly treat people who develop these blood clots, future deaths related to this very rare side effect can be prevented.

          After careful review of the additional data, doctors have decided that there is no evidence at all that the vaccines contributed to the other patient deaths. Nonetheless, the CDC and FDA will continue to investigate every single report of death (and other adverse events) reported to VAERS.

          By way of comparison, getting COVID-19 while unvaccinated poses a grave risk; as of July 23, 2021, more than 610,000 deaths have been attributed to the virus in the US alone. Not everyone who dies while having COVID is counted towards this total.

          SQRLSY: JesseBahnFuhrer, your pants-shitting and pearl-clutching is clearly ideological ax-grinding, and NOT data-driven!

          1. Sevo   4 years ago

            TDS-addled spastic asshole gets flagged.

            1. JesseAz   4 years ago

              Sarc is having a bad day apparently.

            2. SQRLSY One   4 years ago

              Hey Smegmalung!

              Don’t you have more important things to do, instead of thread-shitting here? As San Fran’s foremost homeless hobo, couldn’t you be doing your “squeegee” racket, fighting with the other bums, pooping in the streets, and yelling insane, deluded insults at passers-by?

              Smegmalung’s next gig in Gay Ol’ San Fran: Burglary, which San Fran’s media suggests should now be tolerated!
              https://www.foxnews.com/media/san-francisco-chronicle-ripped-for-asking-if-residents-should-tolerate-burglaries
              San Francisco Chronicle ripped for asking if residents should 'tolerate burglaries'

  25. Sevo   4 years ago

    Once a tin-pot dictator, always a tin-pot dictator:

    "In Nicaragua Election, Ortega Crushes Dissent"
    [...]
    "MANAGUA, Nicaragua — Daniel Ortega turned a hero in Nicaragua for serving to overthrow a infamous dictator. Now, 40 years later, he has develop into the type of authoritarian chief he as soon as fought in opposition to.
    After methodically choking off competitors and dissent, Mr. Ortega has all however ensured his victory in presidential elections on Sunday, representing a flip towards an overtly dictatorial mannequin that would set an instance for different leaders throughout Latin America.
    He detained the credible challengers who deliberate to run in opposition to him, shut down opposition events, banned massive marketing campaign occasions and closed voting stations en masse. He even jailed a number of the aged Sandinistas who fought with him to depose the dictator, Anastasio Somoza..."
    https://www.wdcnews6.com/2021/11/07/in-nicaragua-election-ortega-crushes-dissent/

    1. Gray_Jay   4 years ago

      The scorpion and the frog parable seems appropriate here...

      1. Sevo   4 years ago

        Yep.
        Plus, we'll get Tony telling us, like Maduro, he was democratically 'elected'.

        1. Don't look at me!   4 years ago

          Like SleepyJoe was.

        2. SQRLSY One   4 years ago

          You mean like Der TrumpfenFuhrer was democratically elected last November? Before the Lizard People stole the elections?

          DOWN with the Lizard People! UP with Saint Babbitt!

          Don’t fear the revolt!
          (insurrection)!

          All our times have come
          Here, but now they’re gone
          Seasons don’t fear the revolt
          Nor do the wind, the sun, or the rain
          (We can be like they are)
          Come on, baby
          (Don’t fear the revolt)
          Baby, take my hand
          (Don’t fear the revolt)
          We’ll be able to fly
          Baby, I’m your man
          La, la la, la la
          La, la la, la la
          Valentine is done
          Here but now they’re gone
          Horst Wessel and Ashli Babbs
          Are together in eternity
          (Horst Wessel and Ashli Babbitt)

          https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horst_Wessel

  26. Chuck P. (The Artist formerly known as CTSP)   4 years ago

    There are all sorts of principled reasons to oppose this sort of government meddling in the affairs of private businesses.

    Is a Reason editor ever actually going to take a principled stand against the OSHA mandate or not?

    1. Cronut   4 years ago

      Not until it affects hookers or porn stars.

      1. Not Robbers=Nut Rubbers   4 years ago

        Or abortion doctors.

        1. Gray_Jay   4 years ago

          What about the food trucks? Or weed dispensaries?

          1. Not Robbers=Nut Rubbers   4 years ago

            Eyebrow threaders too.

            1. Union of Concerned Socks   4 years ago

              Don't forget cocktail party invitations

    2. JesseAz   4 years ago

      Look. Texas telling businesses in state to ignore the OSHA mandate was wrong, even though companies could still fire an employee for any reason despite the texas mandate.

      Biden pushing the OSHA mandate is just companies choosing their own actions in a sign of free will without government collusion.

      Not sure you have kept up with reason's new way of thinking.

      1. Longtobefree   4 years ago

        They can fire an employee for any NONDISCRIMINATORY reason.
        Firings over a health issue are open to lawsuits.

        1. Earth Skeptic   4 years ago

          There are no nondiscriminatory issues.

          1. Utkonos   4 years ago

            There are if you’re choosy enough…

        2. JesseAz   4 years ago

          They were fired for not following company policy, not for getting Covid/shot. It is an open discussion as companies have been allowed to fire smokers due to health costs.

          1. Vernon Depner   4 years ago

            But not because they are simply assumed to be smokers.

            1. JesseAz   4 years ago

              If I remember, one company required a test that can detect nicotine.

    3. Diane Reynolds (Paul.)   4 years ago

      Only if it demonetizes a sex worker.

  27. Lord of Strazele   4 years ago

    To fully appreciate this story you have to understand that Republicans in Louisiana are owed by insurance companies.

    --Boil 'em alive? Insurers face angry Louisiana politicians as policyholder frustrations mount--

    "If I was in the insurance industry, I would be concerned about what legislation looks like next year,” said Rep. Tanner Magee, the second-ranking leader in the House and a Houma Republican whose district – and personal home – was pummeled by Ida. “So many parts of Louisiana are dealing with crazy difficulties from insurers … This is not a good faith effort.”

    https://www.theadvocate.com/baton_rouge/news/politics/legislature/article_6b13c812-3e70-11ec-9554-473df6902b2c.html

    1. Sevo   4 years ago

      You also need to understand that Ds in LA are brand-dead liars, such as shitlord here.

    2. Brian   4 years ago

      Paywall.

      1. Lord of Strazele   4 years ago

        Republicans spent all of 2020 and before giving the store to insurance companies and now that they're on the consumer side of the equation because of the hurricane damage they're having second thoughts.

        1. Brian   4 years ago

          How did they give the store to insurance companies?

          1. Lord of Strazele   4 years ago

            By rigging the rules in favor of insurance companies so they pay out fewer claims. The Republicans were proud of the rules governing insurance claims last year but now that they're experiencing what it's like to deal with an insurance company they suddenly understanding just how wrong they were.

            1. Brian   4 years ago

              How did they rig the rules?

              1. Lord of Strazele   4 years ago

                By making it more expensive and onerous to try a civil claim against an insurance company. Normally you'd want an efficient judicial system but in this case the Republicans made it more expensive to try smaller insurance disputes. They let the insurance companies charge consumers more while companies are making record profits, basically we the consumers eat the hurricanes and companies always eat the profits. They also,and this is a big one, rigged it so that insurance companies could get a free ride by using a plaintiff's attorney and his work to recoup money from other insurance companies at the expense of the plaintiff.

                1. Mother's Lament   4 years ago

                  "By making it more expensive and onerous to try a civil claim against an insurance company... in this case the Republicans made it more expensive to try smaller insurance disputes.

                  I can't recall a Republican bill that ever did that. Maybe you can point us out one?

                  1. Sevo   4 years ago

                    Chances of reply from shitlord not cited on VOX = zero.

                  2. R Mac   4 years ago

                    3.5 hours later and…what everyone expected.

        2. JesseAz   4 years ago

          By republicans you mean the Democrats who voted with 90% yes votes?

          1. Mother's Lament   4 years ago

            I'd like to know how he imagines the Republicans passed House bills with the Dems and Pelosi in charge.

  28. bevis the lumberjack   4 years ago

    "But all Big Bird said was that the vaccine "keeps me and others healthy," which is neither wrong nor overtly political."

    But it's, you know, false. It's a lie because Big Bird isn't real.

    And it's advertising medical treatment to children, who are legally unable to make decisions regarding their medical treatment. What's next - "Adderall keeps Elmo nice and calm!! Me like Adderall!!"?

    1. Chuck P. (The Artist formerly known as CTSP)   4 years ago

      A heartfelt plea to get OCD meds for the Count and Cookie Monster?

      1. bevis the lumberjack   4 years ago

        They would be great spokesmuppets for that treatment.

      2. Gray_Jay   4 years ago

        Prozac for Oscar?

        The product placement opportunities seem endless.

        1. bevis the lumberjack   4 years ago

          “Ms Piggy loves it when Kermie takes his little yellow pill”.

          1. Gray_Jay   4 years ago

            Animal takes some librium, and calmly starts talking about being influenced as a drummer by Lombardo's double bass technique, Bonham's energy, and Peart's Libertarian philosophy...

            Who knew Henson and Oz were atop such a gold mine?

    2. Utkonos   4 years ago

      Elmo needs to be kept nice and calm. I seem to recall that he can be quite the potty mouth

  29. MollyGodiva   4 years ago

    The Rs are freaking out over Big Bird because they have tied their political identity to resisting any and all measures to prevent covid illnesses and death.

    1. JesseAz   4 years ago

      Talk about horse dewormer again Molly.

      Every GOP politician supports the vaccine if an individual makes the choice. They are against mandates. Keep being a good useful idiot.

      1. MollyGodiva   4 years ago

        Many GOP politicians spread lies about the vaccine. That means that they do not support the vaccine. The notion that Rs are for the vaccine and just against mandates is hogwash and contradicted by evidence.

        1. JesseAz   4 years ago

          You mean Kamala, Biden, and others last year? Find one from the other side. Again, you are lying about what they say. I can link you a statement from every major GOP politician discussing vaccines. Even Hannity and other commentators say get the vaccine, no to mandates.

          You are just full of lies this morning.

        2. R Mac   4 years ago

          Cite?

        3. Rev. Arthur L. Kuckland   4 years ago

          Name one you cunt. Meanwhile Newsome Harris and Biden were denouncing the Vax until the election

        4. Mother's Lament   4 years ago

          Here's a video of all the times last year the Joe and Kamala said not to trust any untested Trump vaccine. Maybe you can explain why this is different.

          https://twitter.com/KyleMartinsen_/status/1416094954603044864

        5. R Mac   4 years ago

          No cite from Molly either.

          Man, it’s almost like lefties just show up here and lie to support their narratives.

    2. Sevo   4 years ago

      MG
      Is.
      Full.
      Of.
      Shit.

    3. Mike Laursen   4 years ago

      Which is the kind of stupid thing that happens when you base a whole political party on being opposed to whatever the other political party is in favor of.

      1. Sevo   4 years ago

        Gee, Mike, is it required that you lie in every post?
        Fuck off and die, asshole.

      2. Brian   4 years ago

        Do you remember when it was cool to be anti-vax because Trump was president?

        1. Mike Laursen   4 years ago

          Yes, I do. Being anti-vax for partisan reasons is stupid. It’s stupid when Team Red does it and it’s stupid when Team Blue does it.

          1. Brian   4 years ago

            You know what I don’t remember? I don’t remember the media rolling their eyes and treating those anti-vaxxers like idiots.

            1. R Mac   4 years ago

              Neither did Dee at the time

            2. Mike Laursen   4 years ago

              Conservative media did.

              I’m not the “media”, so that up with news outlets you don’t like.

              1. Brian   4 years ago

                Surely you can find a cite.

                1. Mike Laursen   4 years ago

                  You don't even have to go to totally right-wing publications. Newsweek is a little to the right of mainstream, and they criticized Democrats' criticism of Warp Speed:

                  https://www.newsweek.com/anti-vaccine-covid-trust-skepticism-democrat-politicization-1535559

                  "Democratic politicians raising concerns about how quickly coronavirus vaccines could be rolled out to the public appear to be bolstering anti-vax groups. By highlighting issues around the vaccine development process, politicians on the left may be inadvertently increasing skepticism among the wider public."

                  1. barfman2525   4 years ago

                    Newsweek is a little to the right of mainstream

                    *barf*

                    1. Mike Laursen   4 years ago

                      “Barf” meaning they aren’t a little to the right of mainstream? Or that you don’t like Newsweek? Or you just say, barf, because that’s your handle?

                2. Mike Laursen   4 years ago

                  https://www.theblaze.com/news/kamala-harris-vaccine-hypocrisy

                  "Vice president-elect Kamala Harris received the coronavirus vaccine on Tuesday after saying she wouldn't take it if it were developed under President Donald Trump before or after the election."

              2. Mother's Lament   4 years ago

                "Cites for me but not for thee"

        2. MollyGodiva   4 years ago

          The Ds were never against the vaccine, they just had concerns that Trump would push the FDA to approve it prematurely.

          1. Don't look at me!   4 years ago

            The Ds were never against the vaccine, they just had concerns that Trump would push the FDA to approve it prematurely. before SleepyJoe got in office.

          2. MT-Man   4 years ago

            How are you a self professed phd?

            1. MollyGodiva   4 years ago

              Not self professed. Granted legitimately.

              1. JesseAz   4 years ago

                LOL!

              2. JesseAz   4 years ago

                Hey Molly...

                https://www.msn.com/en-us/health/medical/americans-with-phds-are-most-reluctant-to-get-vaccinated-against-covid/ar-AANjRHh

              3. Mother's Lament   4 years ago

                The University of CNN is not an accredited institution.
                Judging by the medical knowledge you displayed here, there's no way you even finished high school IMHO.

              4. Sevo   4 years ago

                "...Granted legitimately."

                In "X - Studies", via mail, or someone fucked up badly.

    4. bevis the lumberjack   4 years ago

      Yeah the totalitarian approach is much much better? Want to earn a living? Take the vaccine or starve your kids!

      The Democrats laughably consider themselves anti fascist, yet as to personal liberty they suck. It’s not just vaccines. It’s literally everything.

      1. Mike Laursen   4 years ago

        I don’t see where Molly spoke in favor of the OSHA mandate in that comment.

        1. bevis the lumberjack   4 years ago

          Molly calls the Republicans (I’m not one) a death cult because of their opposition to masks and vaccine mandates. She loves any and all vaccine mandates and has made that very clear.

          1. R Mac   4 years ago

            Dee’s so stupid, she doesn’t see how criticizing people because they’re against mandates is being supportive of mandates.

          2. MollyGodiva   4 years ago

            I call them a death cult because they are against every covid prevention measure that there is, from suggestion to mandate. And then they go on and spread lies about covid.

            1. JesseAz   4 years ago

              Again, the only side that has been against things that help against covid is the left.

              See HcQ, Ivermectin, and other anti-virals.

              Only one side has attacked things that in hospital settings and many papers has shown to have a positive effect on covid death rates.

            2. ElvisIsReal   4 years ago

              LOL you keep ignoring that the rules aren't stopping the virus in the blue areas, either. The winter wave is coming and masks won't stop it.

            3. Sevo   4 years ago

              "I call them a death cult because they are against every covid prevention measure that there is, from suggestion to mandate..."

              OK, now it's obvious: Some 'school' is offering advanced degrees in "Lying".

    5. Diane Reynolds (Paul.)   4 years ago

      The Ls are freaking out over Big Bird because they have tied their political identity to convincing everyone that COVID is an equally deadly disease across all demographics, regardless of infirmity or general health status--- while going to public events and sitting in restaurants umasked.

      1. Mike Laursen   4 years ago

        Except it’s the Rs that are freaking out.

        1. JesseAz   4 years ago

          Again, Mike lies.

          He once again mixes being against a mandate with getting vaccinated.

          This is all the left does anymore. Lie.

  30. Chuck P. (The Artist formerly known as CTSP)   4 years ago

    With rapper Travis Scott set to take the stage, a huge crowd rushed toward the stage. People were so densely packed that many couldn't breathe and some were trampled. Eight people died during the confusion.

    Including more children than were killed by COVID that day. This calls for an emergency OSHA mandate.

    1. Longtobefree   4 years ago

      Common sense rapper control?

      1. Earth Skeptic   4 years ago

        Check your White Privilege!

        1. Longtobefree   4 years ago

          I checked it; it's in fine shape!

    2. creech   4 years ago

      Today's news reports are that the rapper has already been sued for "encouraging concert goers to rush the stage" and that he was 15 minutes into his set when the rush occurred.

      1. Gray_Jay   4 years ago

        And that he didn't stop the show for some time after it was obviously turning into a disaster.

        "I'd step over you to listen to The Who."

        1. Gray_Jay   4 years ago

          Some time indeed: https://abc13.com/astroworld-festival-victims-of-travis-scott-live-nation/11211623/

          The sub headline at that link, reads:

          Nearly 40 minutes after 'mass casualty' was declared at Astroworld Festival at NRG Park, Travis Scott continued to perform.

          That is not going to look good in the wrongful death suit(s) negotiations.

  31. Brian   4 years ago

    We’ll have to give any new political scandals 5 years of vetting before we know if it’s all bullshit.

  32. Longtobefree   4 years ago

    "There are all sorts of principled reasons to oppose this sort of government meddling in the affairs of private businesses."

    None of which will be the subject of an article here.

    1. Mike Laursen   4 years ago

      What are you taking about? Reason has been criticized over and over by conservative commenters here for not being in favor of the meddling in social media companies, forcing them to carry conservative and right-wing speech.

      Do I need to list a bunch of Reason articles where they argue against intervention in social media companies?

      1. sarcasmic   4 years ago

        The haters never let silly facts get in the way of the narrative.

        1. JesseAz   4 years ago

          Want me to post your idiocy on Saturday?

          1. R Mac   4 years ago

            Sarc was clearly drunk again all weekend.

    2. JFree   4 years ago

      It would be very easy for government to, legitimately, reduce anti-competitive mergers without trying to opine on the particulars. Just force corporate mergers to take place with legal tender dollars rather than with corporate equity. Of course they could also force employee compensation to be in the form of legal tender dollars rather than either stock options or in-kind or tax-free benefits.

  33. Bill Godshall   4 years ago

    • Authorities have charged Igor Danchenko, an analyst who provided information for the infamous Steele dossier, with lying to authorities—providing yet more evidence that much of the intelligence undergirding the Russia collusion narrative was false.

    Thanks to Soave and Reason for dedicating one sentence to a critically important series of events that could/should have been a series of articles delineating how Hillary Clinton and her campaigners fabricated and colluded with Russians, Deep Staters at the FBI, DOJ, the left wing media propagandists, virtually all Democrats to falsely accuse the incoming Trump administration of colluding with Russia in order to impeach him (and to protect Clinton from being held accountable).

    Had it not been for the many deceitful crimes committed by Clinton's campaign, Reason's liberaltarian writers and editors wouldn't have spent the past five years demonizing and lying about Trump, who was the most libertarian president of the US since Cal Coolidge.

    1. Ken Shultz   4 years ago

      I have a couple of working theories about why this is largely being ignored.

      1) In their minds, this is ultimately the source of "the big lie".

      In reality, I think this is when a lot of Trump supporters started really buying into the narrative that the system was out to get Trump. That the story, here, about the FBI and its surveillance, is true, only makes it worse. Subconsciously or otherwise, they think covering this story in detail will give ammunition to the Trump supporters who believe the election was stolen, and they'd rather eat mud than give ammunition to Trump supporters who believe the 2020 election was stolen. Part of it is contempt for Trump supporters, too--they don't think Trump supporters are smart enough to distinguish between the system using the FBI to go after Trump and the system stealing the election.

      2) They genuinely want to put Trump in the rear view mirror--no matter the substance of the story.

      Part of it is fear that Trump will win the nomination in 2024, and part of it is just fear that he'll play kingmaker and be a major influence on the Republican party moving forward. It's whistling past the graveyard. If people stop talking about Trump, they think maybe he'll go away.

      1. Lord of Strazele   4 years ago

        I could correct you on this but it's old news. Yawn.

        1. Brian   4 years ago

          Like hell it is.

          1. Lord of Strazele   4 years ago

            You just dont understand how misinformation works. The Russians put out false salacious shit to cover up real scandal. Manafort was the real scandal. He was in debt to a Russian oligarch and passing campaign data off to a Russian spy.

            1. Brian   4 years ago

              I was told that Trump would get arrested for colluding with the Russian government during the 2016 election. Would you like receipts?

              Don’t pretend this isn’t what it was. Don’t degrade yourself like that.

              1. Lord of Strazele   4 years ago

                I was told a President couldn't be indicted while in office. I was always told Trump arguably committed multiple counts of obstruction of justice. I also noticed Trump, unlike Hillary, was never put under oath and forced to answer questions about his dealings with Moscow.

                1. Brian   4 years ago

                  You were lied to.

                  https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/ncna1033901

                  1. Lord of Strazele   4 years ago

                    He never came to a determination because of the rule against indicting presidents but he laid out the facts that would definitely support that determination.

                    1. Brian   4 years ago

                      Bullshit:

                      “ “I want to go back to one thing that was said this morning by Mr. Lieu who said, and I quote, ‘You didn’t charge the president because of the OLC opinion.’ That is not the correct way to say it,” he began. “As we say in the report and as I said at the opening, we did not reach a determination as to whether the president committed a crime.””

            2. Earth Skeptic   4 years ago

              Meh. Weak parody effort.

          2. Knutsack   4 years ago

            Strazele was a useful idiot back then, and he wants to move on to being a useful idiot about something else now.

            1. Lord of Strazele   4 years ago

              Trump hired Manafort to run his campaign then he names Carter Page and George Papadopoulos as among his top foreign policy advisors. All three of those guys had shady connections to Russia. And he had Cohen working on a Moscow Tower deal. Manafort was passing campaign data to Russian spy and pardoned the guy and basically corrupted the investigation by doing so.

              1. Brian   4 years ago

                I’m sorry, “shady Russia connections” was not what we were promised.

                After 5 years, shouldn’t we have more than the old innuendo?

                Old news. Yawn.

                1. Lord of Strazele   4 years ago

                  Put Trump and Manafort under oath and then we can talk about what's what.

                  1. Brian   4 years ago

                    I’m other words: you don’t have enough evidence.

                    1. Lord of Strazele   4 years ago

                      Well yeah because your boy obstructed the investigation into Manafort by offering and pardoning the guy.

                    2. Brian   4 years ago

                      Excuse me? How was the Mueller investigation obstructed by what again?

                    3. JesseAz   4 years ago

                      DoL thinks 3 years of investigation was obstructed.

              2. JesseAz   4 years ago

                Is that you DoL?

        2. Ken Shultz   4 years ago

          Actually, it seems like things are just getting warmed up. We'll see what the defendant says in court. Maybe he'll spill the beans on someone higher up. Do you think he did this on his own for no reason? Everybody's got somebody to blame, and to whatever extent the blame belongs with the FBI, it would make sense that the special counsel would need to twist his arm. I don't think most people want to testify against the FBI--and misbehavior at the FBI is exactly what is being investigated by the special counsel here.

          Have you seen what the FBI does to people that make them mad?

          1. Lord of Strazele   4 years ago

            You're really going with that. We'll see indeed. I don't care. As far as I'm concerned the FBI as an institution is full of rightwingers. Burn it to the ground.

            1. Ken Shultz   4 years ago

              Is this the first time you've heard about this?!

              1. Don't look at me!   4 years ago

                Apparently, his main interest is in other peoples genitalia.

                1. Ken Shultz   4 years ago

                  Why would he talk about how it's old news--and not know that this is about the FBI?!

                  P.S. Does he know 9/11 was about Al Qaeda?

                  1. Chumby   4 years ago

                    Darth Vader is Luke Skywalker’s dad.

            2. Sevo   4 years ago

              "...I don't care. As far as I'm concerned the FBI as an institution is full of rightwingers..."

              1) It didn't happen!
              2) It's not important! - <shitlord is here
              3) It's not really that way!
              4) It's old news!

      2. Earth Skeptic   4 years ago

        You forgot:

        3) Once flagged as the anti-Christ, many on the left lost any remaining ability to think rationally, and embarked on jihad. And like other totalitarian religions, that fatwah can never be rescinded.

    2. R Mac   4 years ago

      Reason wanted Trump Russia to be true because they let their emotions about Trump drive their coverage of him, and they can’t admit that to themselves, let alone readers.

      I would be embarrassed too, if I’d covered Trump the way they did. Especially since the name of the publication is “Reason”, which is the opposite of what drove their coverage.

    3. Diane Reynolds (Paul.)   4 years ago

      We only spent four years on this as the Top Media Story... do we really need to spend another four discussing how none of it was true?

      I vote we move on.

      What does Big Bird think of the International Jew, and if Big Bird's opinion isn't favorable, what stupid thing will Republicans say about a fictitious bird's opinions?

      1. Utkonos   4 years ago

        It’s bound to be a rather bird brained opinion

  34. Ken Shultz   4 years ago

    "Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers has spoken up about his unvaccinated status, ruffling some feathers within the NFL."

    It's amazing how many progressives believe that whether Aaron Rodgers' has a right to make choices for himself should depend on whether they approve of the choices he makes and whether they approve of his reasons. The NFL should be free to shut down Rodgers if that's what they want to do--and that's within their contract with the players and his contract with the team. But the automatic assumption that people shouldn't be free to do anything unless it's in the best interests of everyone else and makes sense to us is the foundation of every authoritarian and socialist society.

    We all benefit from living in a society where our rights are respected, but that isn't possible if society assumes people or their rights exist for the benefit of society. The sacrifices progressives and their government mandates demand isn't limited to people like Rodgers either. There are tens of millions of average Americans who are being squeezed by progressive mandates like this--and they didn't get a $57.5 million signing bonus like Rodgers. Progressives love making examples out of famous people--because they think we won't feel sorry for the rich and famous.

    We're their real target.

    1. Mike Laursen   4 years ago

      True. Now do conservatives who wanted to make an example of Colin Kaepernick.

      1. Earth Skeptic   4 years ago

        Now do Rodgers or Kaepernick getting an abortion.

        1. Mike Laursen   4 years ago

          Umm, OK. Now do either one getting a gender reassignment. Like, what’s your point?

      2. Chuck P. (The Artist formerly known as CTSP)   4 years ago

        Rodgers is a Hall-of-Fame QB using private avenues to address the issue. Kaepernick was already a has-been who was trying to make himself relevant with a public display during the national anthem using broadcast time that someone else paid for.

        The situation is not remotely comparable. Man, you are being particularly disingenuous today, White Mike.

        1. Ken Shultz   4 years ago

          She may genuinely not be able to identify the points of comparison that matter. I don't think we should assume she's smart enough to be disingenuous. When I used to read her posts, she was mostly just telling us about her feelings.

          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pD-7dfr_lo8

          1. R Mac   4 years ago

            I don’t call her a squawking bird for nothing.

          2. Mike Laursen   4 years ago

            Oh, you are trying to insult me again by calling me “she”. Because women are inferior, Ken?

            1. JesseAz   4 years ago

              You got blasted yesterday for this dishonest take.

              Is this your new Fire Extinguisher?

              1. DesigNate   4 years ago

                What other handle did that crazy bitch use besides White Indian? I seem to have blocked the others from memory.

                1. Red Rocks White Privilege   4 years ago

                  Mike's not Mary Stack, but to answer your question, Mary's main handle was "rather" (typically got mocked as "rectal" by the regulars).

                  Want to know something hilarious? I did a quick bing search, and she actually posted under her real name back in 2009. I can't link for some reason, but look up the "Free Stuff From Uncle Sam" article, dated December 17th of that year. And the irony of it all was that she went absolutely apeshit when heller--who she actually responded to in that thread!--outed her rather sockpuppet.

                  1. Utkonos   4 years ago

                    I found the article and I found her responding to Heller. But I didn’t see a sock outing or Mary going apeshit. I’d love to see examples of that too, after reading so much about Mary Stack (and actually seeing Michael Hihn go apeshit when someone accused him of being Mary.

                    1. Red Rocks White Privilege   4 years ago

                      The sock outing happened in 2012. I don't recall the exact date, but put "heller" and "Mary Stack" in bing and a couple of relevant articles pop up post-outing.

                      Mary's post-socking chimpouts were actually the impetus for Reason putting in the registration system, not any of Mary's thread-shitting as White Indian.

                      You'll note from that 2009 article that Mary and Mike's posting style, at least in that article, is actually quite similar, although they're different people.

                  2. DesigNate   4 years ago

                    Thanks! It was on the tip of my brain, but just couldn’t tease it out.

            2. R Mac   4 years ago

              No, because you’re a squawking bird named Dee, Dee.

          3. Mike Laursen   4 years ago

            That’s rich, because I rarely get emotional, sticking to facts and logic. While just yesterday you apologized for going off on an emotional tangent.

            1. JesseAz   4 years ago

              Calling someone a misogynist for something they didn't say isn't emotional?

            2. DesigNate   4 years ago

              Hahahahahahahahahahaha

            3. R Mac   4 years ago

              No emotion involved in the whole White Knight escapade?

            4. Red Rocks White Privilege   4 years ago

              That’s rich, because I rarely get emotional, sticking to facts and logic.

              This from the same shitlib who had an emotional breakdown after I laughed in his face about his lame high school clique mentality.

        2. Diane Reynolds (Paul.)   4 years ago

          Mike still believes 145000 children have died of covid, despite the CDC statistics. It's a cult. There's literally no help.

          1. Mike Laursen   4 years ago

            Really? When did I say that?

            1. DesigNate   4 years ago

              https://reason.com/2021/11/07/here-are-the-arguments-that-persuaded-the-5th-circuit-to-block-oshas-vaccine-mandate-for-private-employers/?comments=true#comment-9197599

              You can fuck off now.

              1. R Mac   4 years ago

                Haha! It’s the Rolling Stone incident all over again. She just can’t keep track of her lies.

              2. JesseAz   4 years ago

                Gonna save that, thank you sir. LOL!

              3. Joe Friday   4 years ago

                Designate, that doesn't support Diane accusation against Mike, nor does it relate to Ken's laughable accusations. Apparently she has Mike on mute, so of course they miss the target she set up.

      3. Sevo   4 years ago

        "...Now do conservatives who wanted to make an example of Colin Kaepernick."

        Now try posting something, *anything*, which is relevant to the issue, you steaming pile of lefty shit.

    2. Ken Shultz   4 years ago

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60D7SN06A8M

    3. Lord of Strazele   4 years ago

      Do you know how many misinformed Republicans suffocated to death this past year? Probably tens of thousands because they didn't get vaccinated. The Democrats are better than me because I don't give a fuck if you get vaccinated or not.

      1. Earth Skeptic   4 years ago

        Do you know how many misinformed Black Americans ate themselves to death this past year? Probably tens of thousands because they would not eat healthy like their betters recommend.

        Maybe we should have diet mandates, too. And call out "ignorant, uncooperative" groups.

      2. Ken Shultz   4 years ago

        The idea that people shouldn't be free to make choices for themselves because they might make choices that are bad for their health is absurd and stupid.

        Do you know how many Americans die of type 2 diabetes every year? What are you going to do--use the government to stop people from eating doughnuts and drinking sugary soft drinks?

        The argument that they shouldn't be allowed to make choices that affect other people would have been the smart way to go. Why didn't you go for that? I already have a working theory.

        1. Earth Skeptic   4 years ago

          Elitists gotta elite?

          1. Ken Shultz   4 years ago

            Sometimes people don't do the smart thing because they aren't very smart.

        2. CE   4 years ago

          Healthy diet app tied to your medical passport for access to restaurants, movies, sporting events and shopping malls? Once we get to single payer every donut you eat costs all of us....

        3. Joe Friday   4 years ago

          Ken, no one is forcing anyone to get vaccinated in America not related to public health issues affecting other Americans. If you think so, prove it.

          1. JesseAz   4 years ago

            Ever single thing you do in life has a vector to effect someone else you authoritarian fuck.

      3. Sevo   4 years ago

        "Do you know how many misinformed Republicans suffocated to death this past year?"

        Yeah, zero.
        I do know *several* steaming piles of lefty shit who should fuck off and die.

    4. Mickey Rat   4 years ago

      Part of the offense taken here is that Rodgers told the press things that they interpreted as him having gotten the jab when he was doing his own thing, but the League knew otherwise. There is also the fact that Rodgers may be the best known athlete who has not gotten vaxxer and is white so they feel more free to come down on him like a ton of bricks.

      1. R Mac   4 years ago

        His response to whether he was vaccinated when asked was pretty weaselly.

  35. Marshal   4 years ago

    Imagine the shit-show if Ivanka's diary claimed she took inappropriate showers with her father. The media wouldn't even ask how they got ahold of the diary, much less censor it.

    As with Let's Go Brandon the key takeaway isn't about Biden but instead his media Praetorians.

  36. Commenter_XY   4 years ago

    Authorities have charged Igor Danchenko, an analyst who provided information for the infamous Steele dossier, with lying to authorities—providing yet more evidence that much of the intelligence undergirding the Russia collusion narrative was false.

    I guess the NYT and WaPo will be handing in their Pultizer prizes, right? The reporting was demonstrably false.

  37. Chumby   4 years ago

    What is the over/under on YT removing a video of a plush Big Bird doll going through a woodchipper?

    1. Commenter_XY   4 years ago

      It will take YT less than 30 seconds. I'll take the under. 🙂

      1. Chumby   4 years ago

        I own a woodchipper. He’d have to be holding a syringe and a vax passport.

    2. Lord of Strazele   4 years ago

      Murdering Big Bird, huh. You terrorist mfers.

      1. Commenter_XY   4 years ago

        Pod, you're back.

        1. Lord of Strazele   4 years ago

          I'll never forgive you for killing big bird.

          1. Don't look at me!   4 years ago

            Cry more.

      2. Mike Laursen   4 years ago

        They can just build Big Bird back — bigger, stronger, faster.

        1. Enjoy Every Sandwich   4 years ago

          All they have to do is film him in slow motion and play some really bad music in the background.

          1. Sevo   4 years ago

            He'll do better adlibbing than Biden could dream about.

    3. The Encogitationer   4 years ago

      Over/Under? Is a double-barrelled shotgun involved? Kinda superfluous with a woodchipper.

  38. Diane Reynolds (Paul.)   4 years ago

    Big Bird announced his vaccine status on Twitter, prompting many conservatives to assail the fictitious, publicly-funded bird for promoting the vaccines to children:

    We'll not mention the vaccine cultists that felt the need to have a fictitious, publicly funded bird Tweet something to push your toddler into a vaccine which they don't need because we're all friends here.

    Interesting take from a libertarian magazine.

    1. Cronut   4 years ago

      Right? Why post it all, if not to propagandize vaccinating children?

    2. Chumby   4 years ago

      One would think it would have come from Tweety Bird instead.

      1. Diane Reynolds (Paul.)   4 years ago

        I've got my eye on you.

    3. Mike Laursen   4 years ago

      Seems like something the Sesame Street writers and producers came up with, exercising their right of free speech.

      And “vaccine cultists” — LOL.

    4. Joe Friday   4 years ago

      Diane, the world's medical and scientific community is not "vaccine cultists", they're people who spent most of their lives getting smart about health and like most science have been immensely successful in advancing the health of the world's population. That you have grubbed onto some quacks - who think demon sperm is causing Covid, among other - does not make them an equal voice. They are quacks and the evidence we just saw up close of non-vaxxers dying en masse while filling our ICUs while virtually no one across the world's population has died from the vaccines should convince all but the feeble or rabid fools - not sure which you are - to get their shot and welcome our democratically elected government's efforts to promote vaccines and our public health. Opposing that effort is not freedom, it's foolishness by spoiled mostly American fools who's paranoid dreams have become their reality.

      1. Red Rocks White Privilege   4 years ago

        They are quacks and the evidence we just saw up close of non-vaxxers dying en masse while filling our ICUs

        LOL, woof, these fantasias are incredible.

      2. Diane Reynolds (Paul.)   4 years ago

        Two statements of fact:

        754,000 people have died of COVID. Full stop.
        Colin Powell, fully vaccinated, died of COVID. Full stop.

        1. Mike Laursen   4 years ago

          “Colin Powell, fully vaccinated, died of COVID. Full stop.”

          Colin Powell, fully vaccinated, died of COVID. Colin Powell had multiple myeloma, a type of cancer. Vaccines don’t magically make people with weakened immune systems, from, say, having cancer, suddenly have super strong immune systems. Full stop.

          Jeez, you are disingenuous in your desperate arguments against vaccination.

      3. R Mac   4 years ago

        “That you have grubbed onto some quacks - who think demon sperm is causing Covid, among other”

        That’s one of the dumbest things anyone has posted here in awhile, which is impressive, because all you lefties have been extra dumb lately.

      4. Chumby   4 years ago

        Wtf is this trash? WTF?

  39. Cronut   4 years ago

    "On that CNN clip about the so-called white suburban women - the narrative is complete bullsh%! College educated white woman voted for McAuliffe by a bigger margin than Biden. Non-college white women gave it to Youngkin- and the reason is simple: racism- they don't want progress."

    "I join others in being dismayed and disgusted by these women. I don't know how to reach non-college educated white women. The women I can connect with and influence are college educated white women. I am open to suggestions of ways of doing so ahead of 2022. Bring it!"

    https://twitchy.com/samj-3930/2021/11/08/muh-college-amy-siskind-raging-at-racist-non-college-educated-white-women-over-youngkin-va-victory-goes-oh-so-very-wrong/

    Well, Amy, the best way to reach them is to call them stupid racists. You just need to do it more and louder.

    1. Enjoy Every Sandwich   4 years ago

      I think what's funny is Siskind pretending that she would deign to speak to non-college white women, or indeed anyone whom she regards as beneath her.

    2. Red Rocks White Privilege   4 years ago

      "I am open to suggestions about how to connect with these irredeemable racist white bitches."

      1. Red Rocks White Privilege   4 years ago

        Nuke universities today.

        1. Gray_Jay   4 years ago

          Remove student loans' discharge protection from bankruptcy, and get Uncle Sam to cease back stopping the market, and the Universities will nuke themselves.

          No more government cash flooding the place; no more victims studies programs, unless Soros or the Ford Foundation want to use their own cash to do it.

        2. Diane Reynolds (Paul.)   4 years ago

          What's Duke University, chopped liver?

          1. Chumby   4 years ago

            They have a men’s lacrosse team.

  40. Unicorn Abattoir   4 years ago

    Big Bird announced his vaccine status on Twitter

    Fucker's been spreading bird flu all over the place, and nobody does anything about it.

    1. Cronut   4 years ago

      This tweet is transphobic.

      1. Chumby   4 years ago

        Bert does polish Ernie’s bishop so Sesame Street has the LGBT spectrum covered.

        1. Cronut   4 years ago

          They're white men. They don't count.

          1. Chumby   4 years ago

            As Tony says, they are all brown on the inside.

          2. Utkonos   4 years ago

            Ernie’s white? That’s one helluva tan!

    2. Aloysious   4 years ago

      He's just feathering his own nest.

  41. Unicorn Abattoir   4 years ago

    Big Bird announced his vaccine status on Twitter

    In other news, Snufflupagus entered rehab today for an apparent heroin addiction.

    1. Cronut   4 years ago

      In other news, Oscar tells WaPo reporter, "Go fuck yourself, pussy," and punches him in the face when asked about his vaccine status.

      1. Gray_Jay   4 years ago

        That'd make me actually give a pledge to our local PBS station.

  42. TJJ2000   4 years ago

    Where's the bill to put congressmen who violate their 1A sworn oath on a congressional trial?????

    https://reason.com/2021/02/22/eshoo-mcnerney-letter-fox-news-newsmax-oann-comcast-misinformation/

    Democratic Congresswoman Ilhan Omar demanded that Twitter deplatform President Trump

    Democratic Senator Richard Blumenthal begged Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg to ban Steve Bannon’s personal account

    Congresswoman Jan Schakowsky, "They must immediately deplatform Trump, permanently"

    Anna G. Eshoo and Jerry McNerney

    Democratic presidential candidate Sen. Kamala Harris (D-CA) has formally requested that Twitter suspend Donald Trump’s account

    1st Amendment
    Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

    Then again; who needs laws in a Nazi-Regime that can BULLY (and do bully constantly) anything they so desire to pigeon-hole. As-if the IRS targeting scheme by the Obama's administration wasn't still going on.

    1. R Mac   4 years ago

      Yeah, but Republicans pounced, so both sides.

      1. TJJ2000   4 years ago

        cite?

  43. Unicorn Abattoir   4 years ago

    Big Bird announced his vaccine status on Twitter

    In other news, The Count is slated to replace Janet Yellen and Treasury Secretary.

    1. Cronut   4 years ago

      In other news, 27 LGBTQ++++ organizations protest the use of gendered language surrounding this tweet.

    2. Chuck P. (The Artist formerly known as CTSP)   4 years ago

      The Count is slated to replace Janet Yellen

      The first time someone brings up the national debt, he is pretty much occupied until the sun expands.

  44. Unicorn Abattoir   4 years ago

    Big Bird announced his vaccine status on Twitter

    In other news, homelessness problems increase as Oscar the Grouch beat the living shit out of Elmo.

    1. Cronut   4 years ago

      In other words, Mr. Hooper is glad he's fucking dead so he doesnt have to deal with this bullshit.

      1. Unicorn Abattoir   4 years ago

        His store gets robbed every day, and the DA just keeps cutting the perps loose.

    2. Eeyore   4 years ago

      I look forward to talking Elmo's new lines.

      "It is mostly harmless myocarditis"
      "Kids have stokes too"

      1. Mike Laursen   4 years ago

        Your cite for cases of myocarditis in children 5 - 11 caused by COVID-19 vaccination?

        1. Red Rocks White Privilege   4 years ago

          They just started the shots, be patient, shitlib. I'm sure we'll be hearing plenty of reports about "sudden cardiac arrest" just like we have with high schoolers.

        2. Claptrap   4 years ago

          https://www.fda.gov/media/153507/download

          From someone else's analysis:

          FDA writes that giving 1 mill male kids age 5-11 a double Pfizer shot can reduce ICUs by 67 visits (if the outbreak continues is like Delta and if efficiency holds steady for 6 months which we know it does not), but can cause 57 ICU visits for myocarditis.

          US has 13 million male children age 5-11. Multiply the CDC’s per 1 million assumptions by 13, and giving them all the COVID Pfizer shots means

          2,639 COVID hospitalizations avoided.

          2,028 myocarditis hospitalizations caused.

          13 COVID deaths avoided.

          1. JesseAz   4 years ago

            You know he will ignore this and just ask for a cite again tomorrow right?

            1. Illocust   4 years ago

              It's good information for everyone else to have though.

          2. CE   4 years ago

            So it passes the "if it saves even one life" bar....

        3. Eeyore   4 years ago

          I admit we need to wait and see for the 5-11 population, but 12 year olds also like Elmo.

          1. Mike Laursen   4 years ago

            https://www.health.harvard.edu/blog/new-information-for-parents-on-myocarditis-and-covid-19-vaccines-202107012523

            “Millions of doses of COVID-19 vaccine have been given, and there have only been 1,000 cases of heart inflammation. Doing the math, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) notes that for every million doses given, there have been 67 cases of heart inflammation in boys 12 to 17 (nine in girls of that age group)”

            “COVID-19 can affect the heart, too — not only as part of MIS-C, a multisystem inflammatory complication of COVID-19 seen in children, but also just from the infection itself. COVID-19 can cause heart damage, including myocarditis.”

  45. Unicorn Abattoir   4 years ago

    Big Bird announced his vaccine status on Twitter

    In other news, Kermit the Frog was heard saying "Imma kill that bitch" after walking into a tryst between Miss Piggy and Cookie Monster. When asked for comment, Mr. Monster replied "Ain't nothing wrong with eating a little pork".

  46. Enjoy Every Sandwich   4 years ago

    The infrastructure deal passed both the House and the Senate.

    Spending money to build roads and bridges that we won't be able to afford to drive on...it's a provocative concept.

    1. Gray_Jay   4 years ago

      "Spending money to build roads and bridges that we won't be able to afford to drive on..."

      We won't. They will. You probably won't even miss driving or owning your own car, after a few years.

      Besides, their stuff has to get to their house somehow from the port.

  47. Jerryskids   4 years ago

    So when this "garbage" about illegal immigrants getting paid for being separated by Trump (but not for being separated by Bush, Obama, or Biden) gets finished will an NDA be part of the settlement so we'll never know how many illegals got how much, how much the ACLU was paid for bringing the suit, and how much cash got doled out to third-party immigrants rights groups? The idea that the ACLU and the DoL are acting in an adversarial manner is bullshit, it's like these settlements on class-action lawsuits over some sort of bullshit where the lawyers who brought the suit get $42 million and the members of the class get $5 off coupons for their next $50 purchase.

    And of course, nobody's calling out Biden for his blatant lie about the reporting on this being "garbage" when his characterization of it as "garbage" made it obvious he knew damn well what Doocey was talking about and, later, his claim that Doocey was talking as if all the illegals were getting paid when we have the fucking tape and can clearly hear with our own ears Doocey saying, not once but twice, that the story was about illegal immigrants who were separated. And then Joe busts out the phony yelling-to-indicate-just-how-passionate-I-am-about-this-issue which implies less about how passionate he is than how dangerously mentally unstable this crazy fucker is.

  48. Diane Reynolds (Paul.)   4 years ago

    Wait, the media is trying to claim that the borders have been closed.

    Grandparents await hugs, spouses reunite as US borders open

    SAN DIEGO (AP) — The U.S. fully reopened its borders with Mexico and Canada on Monday and lifted restrictions on travel that covered most of Europe, setting the stage for emotional reunions nearly two years in the making and providing a boost for the travel industry decimated by the pandemic.

    The fuck are they talking about?

    1. Don't look at me!   4 years ago

      You couldn’t drive or walk across the border, but you could fly. Now you can drive.

  49. Diane Reynolds (Paul.)   4 years ago

    When are we going to get Colin Powell's apology?

    He nearly died of COVID, then apologized to Harborview staff for not being vaccinated: ‘It all could’ve been avoided’

    1. Mike Laursen   4 years ago

      Hey, that’s the second comment you’ve made today dancing on Colin Powell’s grave.

  50. Diane Reynolds (Paul.)   4 years ago

    Where's Gavin "Waldo" Newsom?

    1. Don't look at me!   4 years ago

      Got the ‘rona.

    2. Eeyore   4 years ago

      You don't get hair like that without serious maintenance.

    3. Eeyore   4 years ago

      Or a manicure complication.

  51. Moderation4ever   4 years ago

    Perhaps a Texan could tell me what is so good about Ted Cruz that you would vote for the man? He gives more flack to a Sesame Street character than he does to a man who insults his wife. He sneaks out of his state during a crisis and blames his daughters. To be fair, most politicians need a little forgiveness, Ted Cruz needs a three years wearing sack cloth and ashes.

    1. Sevo   4 years ago

      Perhaps you could fuck off and die.

    2. Chuck P. (The Artist formerly known as CTSP)   4 years ago

      He is not a fake Hispanic like that lying Irish bastard?

  52. sarcasmic   4 years ago

    So I get logged out of Reason for whatever reason, and that gives me the opportunity to see the assholes I have on mute. It was kind of interesting. I mute JesseAz because he's a liar, and while on mute he continues to lie about me! The guy is fucking obsessed. If he wasn't on mute then I'd be in a position where I let him talk shit without defending myself and correcting his lies, or I spend all my time responding to his lies. Well, I think I'm gonna keep him on mute.

    Lie all you want buddy. People who matured past 10th grade should be able to tell see through your shit. Though from what I can tell such people are in the minority round these parts.

    1. Diane Reynolds (Paul.)   4 years ago

      So I get logged out of Reason for whatever reason

      You get logged out of reason periodically so you can see your canceled subscriptions.

      1. sarcasmic   4 years ago

        I'd have to subscribe to something to have it cancelled. I've never given Reason a dime, other than the occasional accidental advertisement click.

        1. Sevo   4 years ago

          I don't care enough to unpack the lies or free-loading stuffed in this post.
          Fuck off and die, asshole.

    2. Sevo   4 years ago

      Oh, poor, poor sarc lies a new way of reading what people are posting about the asshole, and gets butthurt all over again!
      Fuck off and die, shitpile.

    3. JesseAz   4 years ago

      Which lie is that? How much of a sad sack you were on Saturday?

      We know you peek.

      1. JesseAz   4 years ago

        Let's see... the only post I have about sarcasmic before his first log in was saying how him and mike have been attacking conservatives for their anti-mandate position. Which sarc has done constantly. This was also down quite a ways meaning he is too dumb to see others he has muted before that comment. Or.... he is lying about muting.

        So which lie buddy?

    4. sarcasmic   4 years ago

      Sevo is definitely in the majority.

      1. Sevo   4 years ago

        Poor, poor sarc! No one seems to like a slimy, lying piece of lefty shit!
        Won't you shed a tear for poor, poor pile of shit sarc?

    5. Chuck P. (The Artist formerly known as CTSP)   4 years ago

      Shorter Sarc:

      "Not enough people are talking about MEEEEEEEEEEE!"

    6. R Mac   4 years ago

      Sad.

    7. CE   4 years ago

      No one is really muting anyone else. It's outrage theater and we don't want to miss the outrage.

  53. Think It Through   4 years ago

    The New York Times' Farhad Manjoo asks, "OK, but What Should We Actually Do About Facebook? I Asked the Experts."

    Well he didn't ask me, so he doesn't even know who the right "experts" are.

    1. Chuck P. (The Artist formerly known as CTSP)   4 years ago

      Proctologists?

  54. Cronut   4 years ago

    https://twitter.com/willchamberlain/status/1457775885520490501?t=QF0eq6uhQIrrf4dwJ6Zr1Q&s=19

    In which a prosecution witness admits under cross that he raised his weapon first, and then Rittenhouse shot him.

    Watch till the end... The prosecution actually facepalms.

    1. Marshal   4 years ago

      We've always known his trial is evidence of corrupt prosecutors. But it was never a given that their corruption would lead to failure, so it's good to see.

      1. Cronut   4 years ago

        It still isn't a given. George Floyd's nephew just threatened to doxx all the jurors if Rittenhouse is not guilty.

        1. Marshal   4 years ago

          It still isn't a given.

          It pretty much is. A conviction at this point is so against the evidence a judge is likely to throw it out. The judge may even grant a directed verdict.

          1. Cronut   4 years ago

            Good point. This judge seems like he's not about to put up with any bullshit.

        2. Marshal   4 years ago

          P.S.

          Jury tampering is a crime. Floyd's nephew is going to jail.

          1. Cronut   4 years ago

            I would love to see that happen.

          2. Illocust   4 years ago

            No he isn't. That would take a prosecutor willing to prosecute.

          3. R Mac   4 years ago

            Hahaha! Oh wait, you’re being serious.

      2. American Mongrel   4 years ago

        Never trust an armenian

    2. Chuck P. (The Artist formerly known as CTSP)   4 years ago

      Here is what CBS is going with as a headline for today:

      Lone survivor shot by Kyle Rittenhouse at Kenosha protests testifies he thought he "was going to die"

      And here is part of their hot take:

      A prosecutor asked Grosskreutz why he didn't shoot Rittenhouse.

      "Like I said, that's not the kind of person that I am. That's not why I was out there," he said. "It's not who I am. And definitely not somebody I would want to become."

      Of course, he is on the record stating that he wishes he had unloaded on Rittenhouse.

      They are also saying he had "EMT training" in 2012, although the guy would have been 18 at the time and is now a 27 year-old senior at a liberal arts college with no identified major.

      I don't buy any of it. They cleaned him up physically for the show trial, but the guy is just another perpetual child.

      1. Red Rocks White Privilege   4 years ago

        Of course, he is on the record stating that he wishes he had unloaded on Rittenhouse.

        No, that was his buddy at the hospital who said that on social media. I think the defense even brought that up during his testimony.

        Regardless, the fucker committed full-on perjury today. He not only had his gun unholstered, he had a round in the chamber, too. He feigned surrender and then started to pull his gun hand forward when Kyle saw what was happening and then blasted his arm off.

        The other wierd part of his testimony is that he said he didn't start moving towards Kyle until he saw Kyle "rack" his rifle--but if he'd already plugged Pedobaum and Skaterboi, he wouldn't have had to re-charge his weapon unless it had jammed and he was doing the SPORTS clearance, which I don't recall seeing from the video. Plus, he got off a couple of shots at the dude who tried to kick him, but missed those.

        That shitshow today is what happens when your star witness is an alcoholic, drug addicted slacktivist.

  55. CE   4 years ago

    ...introduced the Platform Competition and Opportunity Act on Friday, which would prevent so-called Big Tech companies like Amazon, Facebook, and Google from acquiring rival firms unless they can prove to the government that the merger would not constitute one platform swallowing up a competitor.

    They can call it the Anti-Dog-Eat-Dog Rule.

    1. Chumby   4 years ago

      No swallowing? LewinskyChat unaffected.

    2. Chuck P. (The Artist formerly known as CTSP)   4 years ago

      Anti-Dog-Eat-Dog Rule

      I have been mentioning for a few weeks now how much the left loves them some Ayn Rand dystopia. They hate her guts, but nominate caricatures of her villains to cabinet positions and attempt to pass every law she fantasized they would.

  56. RSava   4 years ago

    "Imagine being triggered by a fictional character" Josh Jordan

    Imagine being so triggered by fictional characters in Dr. Seuss books talking about other fictional characters that you cancel an author.

    1. Mother's Lament   4 years ago

      Or Tintin, or Huckleberry Finn, or anything by Shel Silverstein, or...

      I guess high dudgeon for me but not for thee continues to be the lefty motto.

    2. Chuck P. (The Artist formerly known as CTSP)   4 years ago

      "Imagine being triggered by a fictional character"

      Imagine not being triggered by Lenin, Mao or Che.

      1. Utkonos   4 years ago

        If you were a political prisoner in La Cabana Prison in the early 60s, you very well could have been quite literally triggered by Che.

  57. Utkonos   4 years ago

    Thanks to Big Bird Sesame Street has gone to seed! Even the Electric Company won’t send crews in there! HEY YOU GUYS! I say we confront him in a Zoom conference!

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