Capitol Riot

Trump Returns to Twitter, Concedes Election

Condemns “violence, lawlessness, and mayhem” by his supporters at the Capitol.

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After being temporarily banned from Twitter yesterday, President Donald Trump returning this evening with a video condemning the "heinous attack on the United States Capitol," before acknowledging that he lost November's election and conceding.

"A new administration will be inaugurated on January 20th," he says in the video. "My focus turns to ensuring a smooth, orderly, seamless transition of power. This moment calls for healing and reconciliation."

In the nearly three-minute video, he says he's outraged by the "violence, lawlessness, and mayhem" that took place in his name Wednesday. He claims that he immediately deployed the National Guard to secure the building, which is not what officials were telling the media. It was allegedly Vice President Mike Pence who handled the coordination.

Trump did not in the video repeat his frequent claims that he actually won the election and had been cheated out of a second term due to voter fraud. Instead he says his "only goal was to ensure the integrity of the vote. In doing so [he] was fighting to defend American democracy." He adds that he still believes that election laws need to be reformed to assure the identity of voters.

The video concludes with Trump calling on unity to work together to end the coronavirus pandemic: "It will require a renewed emphasis on the civic values of patriotism, faith, charity, community, and family."

He concludes, "To the citizens of the country, serving as your president has been the honor of a lifetime and to all of my wonderful supporters, I know you are disappointed, but I want you to know, our incredible journey is only just beginning."

Watch below:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1347334804052844550

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  1. Huh. Where’s Fist?

    1. Hes been on it today. Probably wore out from coming up with witty remarks for what 10+ Trump TDS articles. Good ole Reason, never disappoints.

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  2. Where is DOL to fuck up a 6 letter name and lie about easily checked facts?

    1. hahahaha

  3. He claims that he immediately deployed the National Guard to secure the building, which is not what officials were telling the media. It was allegedly Vice President Mike Pence who handled the coordination.

    Which Miller said wasn’t true, but hey!
    The NYT’s and Reason have been a lying and gaslighting us for the last four years. They’re not going to magically start telling us the truth today.

    1. The best was cnn trying to push a story today of an officer dying yesterday. Forcing a response from the police agency.

      Craig Caplan
      @CraigCaplan
      US Capitol Police spox: “Media reports regarding the death of a United States Capitol Police (USCP) officer are not accurate. Although some officers were injured and hospitalized yesterday, no USCP officers have passed away.”

      This lie was trending for hours.

        1. three sources confirm to CNN,

          Lol.

          God damn media shits and their anonymous sources. Congrats liberals. You are useful idiots.

          1. No, he actually did die. Brian Sitnick is his name. Guess you are either lying shit or giant fucking idiot duped by right wing media.

            https://www.uscp.gov/media-center/press-releases/loss-uscp-colleague-brian-d-sicknick

            1. Oops. Sicknick.

            2. All we know right now is Brian Sicknick returned to his office and then collapsed. That’s not necessarily a direct result of violence. Of the five claimed deaths, only one so far is proven to be caused by violence, which was a Trump supporter shot point blank by a DC Police officer, who hopefully will be held accountable.

  4. On another note, I rode the light rail by the hotel I stayed in years ago while hiding out from being served by the SEC. It’s gone now, but the sign is still there. Wonder if they’re gonna rebuild it. Ahh, good times, good times.

    1. Securities and Exchange Commission?

      Southeastern Conference?

      1. Securities and Exchange. Bastards

  5. Returns to Twitter. As if it was his choice not to get his message out there.

    Hopefully, Trump eases into an LBJ retirement for his remaining years.

    1. You mean write himself a bunch of fcc licence so that he can start a radio empire on the backs of the tax payers?

      1. Or steer a fuckton of military contracts to Bell Helicopters of Fort Worth. Yeah, that.

        Really, I meant the freedom to live his remaining years in peace and obscurity, if that is what he chooses to do. We did that in a better political culture than we have today, and so I don’t think it’s going to happen.

  6. The reign of terror is over! Let a new reign of terror sweep over the land!

      1. “Your comment”, it’s been a long day.

        1. When this happens to me, I blame autocorrect.

          Whether it’s true or merely plausible.

    1. The rein of mean, annoying disruptive guy who refused to allow government to tell people what to do is over. Let the rein of lackluster, insider guy who is eager to allow government tell people what to do sweep over the land!

      Oh, and they are both old, crooked, and lie a lot.

      1. And white, don’t forget white.

        1. And worst crime of all, men.

          1. And very old and very rich.
            But one guy got rich by cheating the wrong type of people. Allegedly.

  7. Day late, dollar short.

    1. Cry more.

  8. Dear Trump supporters. I love your passion but you’re fighting for the wrong side. Please join the Democrats and ran away with us.

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pTA0DSfrGZ0&list=RDpTA0DSfrGZ0&start_radio=1

    1. Run*

    2. Congrats on supporting the natzi party

      1. You should jam this song the next time you storm the capital. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=auzfTPp4moA&list=RDpTA0DSfrGZ0&index=15

    3. No thanks.

      Democrats suck because they love Big Government.

      Republicans suck because they love Big Government just as much but lie to their idiot voters about how they want small government.

      1. I’ll keep the backdoor open for you Buttplug if you change your mind. I will find you in camps.

        1. *the camps —

        2. I just bet you keep your back door open.

          1. he has rent don’t judge

            1. Eviction moratorium.

        3. “I’ll keep the backdoor open for you Buttplug”

          Was that intentional? That’s gotta be intentional.

          1. This was also my reaction.

      2. I think it’s a little bit closer to say:

        Team Blue: If you don’t agree with us, you’re a racist and a bigot.
        Team Red: If you don’t agree with us, you’re not a real patriot and an enemy of the state.

      3. Finally someone who gets it! Thanks. In fairness, there are a few Republicans who are genuine such as Rand Paul. Ted Cruz seems devoted but he’s probably more motivated by revenge than peace and understanding.

    4. Youre supporting a party who is now deplatforming people, making lists of people to disallow them in public life, etc.

      This after supporting over 200 riots of violence this summer.

      Youre literally a brown shirt.

  9. But did he really!

    1. IT’S A TRAP!

    2. He didn’t actually use the word “concede”. But this is the closest thing to it we are ever going to get out of him, and it only took mob violence and a dead protester to do it. It will do.

      1. He HAS now drafted His concession speech (well, His Flunkies did it for Him), and He will deliver it soon! Advance copy below, in these comments right here! Search for the below:

        SQRLSY One
        January.8.2021 at 7:49 am

      2. Concession does not require the use of the word “concede”. He said there will be a new president. That is concession.

  10. Twitter is Trump’s master and mistress. apparently the only thing that persuaded him to finally acknowledge Biden’s win was the threat to be permanently banned by the platform.

    1. Hilarious, isn’t it?

      1. Not really, it’s maybe 2 on the Chipper micropenis scale

      2. Hilarious is watching you get outraged people protested the government after watching 9 months of defending political groups you agree with kill 25 people and destroy hundreds of businesses.

  11. What was obvious to nearly everyone is obvious to all. So we now won’t get any state to actually fix their elections, and democrats will shove more mail in ballots down your throat in a bid to flip more states and elect more Warnocks and Ossoffs. Expect a few more “new” states to pack the Senate, who will then end the filibuster and pack the court solidifying the swing to the left, and in the next 2 year span a slew of legislation that will increase taxes, spending and every left wing fever dream they’ve had since Obama halted the rise of the oceans.

    Good times. Thanks reason for helping bring that about.

    1. Or, you know, the Rs can vote by mail also. States that do all-mail voting seem to like it. You fill out the ballot when you want to and mail it in. Easy and quick. With barcoded return envelopes ballots can not be forged.

      1. Rs don’t have the gumption to do shit like go to nursing homes and push people who don’t know what day it is to vote.

        1. Also jobs.

      2. And when you’re done doing yours, you can fill out the ballots for every previous tenant who has ever lived at that address, because they got one at the address too. Voter registrations can never be removed from any given address unless the person contacts the election commission, which nobody does. Who needs forged ballots when you have no fucking idea who lives at any given address, so you mail one there just in case? You can always hope that the current resident just tosses the other dozen ballots, cuz honesty.

        But of course you know that and you’re just playing stupid, right?

      3. “Rs can vote by mail” — They did! Thousands of them voted for the [D] party only to show up in person and told they’d already voted…

    2. I’m assuming the ‘new’ states you’re talking about are Cuba and Venezuela. But why are you putting them in scare quotes? Are you saying they won’t actually become states but will merely get Senators?

      1. You can’t be this dumb can you? D.C. and P.R. the left isn’t quiet about their plans chicken little.

    3. You people could be made to hate anything as long as Hannity screeched it at you.

      You are bad at being a person.

      1. “You are bad at being a person”

        This from Reason’s creepiest commenter. The one who boasts he hates babies and Christmas, and was voted Reason commenter most likely to engage in cannibalism.

        1. I don’t find Tony creepy at all. You, on the other hand, creep me the fuck out.

    4. Looking forward to “The libertarian case for the Great Reset”.

    5. So we now won’t get any state to actually fix their elections

      You were never going to get that from the federal government anyway, because elections are run by STATES. If you want to change your state’s voting procedures, then get involved in your state’s political process and get it done. A last-minute stunt by Cruz or Hawley demanding a “10 day audit” was never going to fix anything.

      1. See, that’s the thing. Fraud? Maybe. States breaking their own laws? Documented and serious. Why participate in the political process if the PTB just ignore the law and do whatever the fuck they want, because scary flu.

        1. Remember, chemtard thinks it’s okay if corrupt politicians are in power as long as they were duly elected.

          1. Not “okay”. But better than the alternative for selecting leaders. I’m not a big fan of mob rule frankly.

        2. I think there is space for reasonable people to disagree about whether state executive agencies stretching their discretionary authority to accommodate voting during a pandemic represents “breaking” the law or not. Maybe it is, maybe it isn’t. But that is ultimately an issue that is decided at the state level, and not just with voting – with lawsuits etc.

          1. What’s with the scare quotes around “breaking” the law? There is no grey area. “No ballots shall be canvassed before election day.” “No ballots recieved after the close of polls on election day shall be counted.” Etc., etc., ad naseum. State legislators had all year to write laws concerning the pandemic and the election; some changed the law, some didn’t, and some reinforced their previous rules. The govenors, election officials, and judges who ignored the laws didn’t “break” the law, they broke the law, as well as violating their various oaths to uphold the constitution, withhold the law, etc.
            This is not some unproven law, this is documented illegality by government officials, illegalities that arguably changed the course of the election. ‘”Break” the law’ jesus fucking christ

            1. *uphold the law
              *unproven fraud

  12. Trump said what needed to be said, even it it was quite late. Now lets see if he and his supporters can follow it. Lets hope so.

    1. “Trump said what needed to be said,”

      He said what a loser says. If Trump was serious about overturning the election results and remaining in power, he’d be calling on his supporters to escalate the violence and lawlessness.

      1. At this point there is no “overturning the election results”, it would just be a coup. But lets consider ourselves lucky he is not calling for violence and lawlessness.

        1. Such a poor authoritarian.

    2. It is amazing watching the left still condemn trump after he never said to start violence and has renounced it for 2 days now… all the while defend o months of riots and democrats and the media defending them. Fuck. Do you even understand hlhre a hypocrite?

      1. I condemn him for being dumb and fat too.

        1. …And orange! Don’t forget orange.

        2. Exactly 1-Tony comment above…
          “You people could be made to hate anything”…

          Your Projection is undeniable. Dumb, fat, orange? Hate, hate, hate.. Well I guess it ain’t just “anything” but not far from “nothing”.

  13. So obviously written by lawyers to protect Trump

    1. because it’s obviously his fault that the police let the protesters through and antifa scumbags broke the window

      1. Trump just disavowed every one of them. Now they’re criminals and the hammer is dropping. Ouch.

        1. He condemned lawless behavior. So controversial.

          1. Did he condemn himself? I didn’t hear it. I heard him condemning his most loyal supporters and promising to prosecute them to save his own ass. He’s in a box now.

            1. This is why people laugh at you for being stupid even when you get what you ask for you find a way to cry like a bitch it

              1. It’s not about me. Trump just promised to prosecute his most loyal supporters under that mean as hell executive order he devised for BLM and Antifa. It’s a Greek tragedy now.

                1. Sorry did you bleat something I was still laughing at you

                  1. I was laughing too.

                    1. Good. Laugh more.

                    2. Can’t help it you keep posting.

                    3. You’re a living joke Jeff.

                2. Yet you still support the 25 murders the BLM riots are responsible for.

          2. He IS WHAT THEY THOU…wait huh? Comdemned it?

      2. Capitol Police work for the Congress.

    2. Well he clearly didn’t write this statement and was told to read it exactly as written.

      1. And do you believe a word of it? He loved those supporters only yesterday. Today they’re criminals. He led them to the slaughter.

        1. AHAHAHAHA I love that he made you both look stupid

          “Waaaah i bet he didnt write it waaah”

          “waaah my chicken bones say he doesn’t mean it waaaah”

          You do realize you can choose not to be the sterotypical fussy prog douchebag don’t you?

          1. Its just pathetic at this point. Trump isn’t living up to the conspiracy strawman they fomenting in their heads.

            1. Yeah, but don’t forget he started WW3 in North Korea, WW4 in Iraq, WW5 when he moved the American Embassy to Jerusalem, and if I’m not mistaken, we are still fighting WW6 with Canada. Cuz like Hitler ‘n some stuff. I’m verklempt with the inhumanity. Also, he made a bazillion dollars by being president.

              And to top it off, I heard yesterday from someone I’m ashamed to say that I know who said Trump gave himself and his entire family and everyone he knows a pardon, and they know it to be true because they saw it on Apple News, which apparently is the corporately sanctioned news that is specifically selected by Apple for their employees. It’s always special when your employer is selecting and spoon-feeding you your political propaganda and downloading your opinion into your brain.

    3. Yeah you can absolutely tell that this was a completely scripted speech that Trump himself did not write.

      1. I look forward to the smooth eloquence of SleepyJoe speeches.

        1. I look forward to not really giving a damn what the president thinks on a daily basis.

  14. He adds that he still believes that election laws need to be reformed to assure the identity of voters.

    Racist!!!

  15. I’m excited for shackford and his ilk to receive the justice they deserve.

    No rules anymore.

    1. Glad to see you finally dropped the mask and letter your fascist flag fly.

      1. Now do the BLM support you’ve done for 9 months. Defend the lists democrats are making, the open threats of kicking out senators from the opposition party. The democrats act and sound more like the CCP daily.

        1. Now do the BLM support you’ve done for 9 months.

          I don’t recall posting during the BLM shit, but feel free to link if I did. If you’re curious about my feelings towards BLM, it’s a movement that could have actually been a force for criminal justice reform if it hadn’t been distracted by woke bullshit and rioting.

          The democrats act and sound more like the CCP daily.

          This country has been trending towards authoritarianism for decades now, sadly. What does that have to do with Nardz wanting journalists lynched?

          1. Jesse’s kneejerk response nowadays (maybe always?) is to defend his proto-fascist “allies” with lame whataboutisms. It is about the only rhetorical trick he knows.

            Nardz: Time to murder some lefties
            Normal person: That’s not a good idea
            Jesse: OH YEAH? WELL WHAT ABOUT BLM?

          2. Your words, asshole.

      2. Fuck off, little bitch.
        Your life doesn’t matter.

        1. cry moar

          1. Bye, eunuch

    2. You gonna post more mean comments at him?

      1. Don’t tempt him! The son of a bitch is just crazy enough to do it!

      2. And steal your MO?

        1. fuck off tulpa

          1. Still mad from when he turned you down flat sarc?

          2. M. Stack Overflow
            January.7.2021 at 9:13 pm
            You gonna post more mean comments at him?

            F Stop
            January.7.2021 at 9:18 pm
            And steal your MO?

            M. Stack Overflow
            January.7.2021 at 9:20 pm
            fuck off tulpa

            Here we see Palin’s Buttplug/bignose/MollyGodiva/M. Barrassingly Stupid competely own himself

            1. You see how fast he got salty balls when he couldn’t just banter back and forth with his sock puppets

              1. fuck off tulpa, tulpa, and tulpa. Maybe someday you’ll find a real friend to agree with you but now you just look pathetic.

    3. No rules anymore because you people decided to commit terrorism?

      Is this tit for tit?

      1. Lol. 9 months of this isn’t terrorism. 3 hours is?

        God damn you people make ignorant fools of yourselves.

      2. If we’re already terrorists, what the fuck restraint is there on us doing more?

      3. Tony, I hope that the proles spend the next four years treating you and your pals to the exact same shit that you pulled.

  16. Big Tech is actively censoring any dissent from their services.
    Not fascism at all.
    Fuck liberty, progress uber alles, eh, Reason?

    1. Then go start your own fucking company and quit bitching about Google/Facebook and their business practices.

      Oh, that’s right. You’re a fucking dim-witted conservative that doesn’t know how to start a company so you want to tell other private companies what they should do.

      1. And here we see fascism on action. Let’s see of the child rapist notices.

        1. “And here we see fascism on action.”

          You award turd too much; by his own admission, that’s a dimbulb day-trader failure with a coke habit, daddy issues and a tendency to kiddie-porn.
          This isn’t fascism; this is a pathetic piece of lying lefty shit.

      2. “bUiLd yUR oWn iNtErNeT”

        Can I get all the same subsidies and regulatory protections that they did too?

      3. You own what companies prog bitch?

        I own two companies and have built and sold three others. I haven’t had the need to censor anyone yet. And unlike your examples, I haven’t lobbied for special protection from lawsuits while banning and defaming others.

      4. If you don’t like it, go start your own railroad. If you don’t like it, go start your own oil company. If you don’t like it, go start your own power and water company.

  17. I’d assume someone explained the 25th amendment to him.

    1. seems likely

      1. Fuck off Tulpa

  18. So in thirty seconds, Trump did more for unity than 9 months of Democratic hemming-and-hawing over BLM riots.

    1. Not really. The left does not buy it, and the Trumpers don’t know what to make of it.

      1. Well, I don’t really care what the left ‘buys or doesn’t buy’ given their laughable track history of believing in THE most cockamamy conspiracy theories about Trump’s election in 2016. All that matters is what Trump does. As for Trump supporters, I’m guessing they’ll make some sound and fury about betrayal, and then go back to their dirty working-class jobs.

        1. As for Trump supporters, I’m guessing they’ll make some sound and fury about betrayal, and then go back to their dirty working-class jobs.

          I know a few who joined literal militias before the election and I assume that is just going to ramp up. People aren’t going to go back to complacency that easily. This election was different.

          1. and I know you were actually complimenting Trump supporters there. I’m just saying….it was different this time. People know it.

            1. Biden came out and called the 100 million Americans who don’t trust the election traitors and terrorists.
              They’ve already laid the narrative for concentration camps via public health “threats” and issues such as “racism”.
              They tell us exactly what to expect from them, which is full on fucking genocidal war.
              We are criminals just by being.
              What then do we have to lose?

          2. This election was different.

            Why? Because you just *know* that Democrats used the COVID pandemic to facilitate loose standards for mail-in voting so that they could stuff the ballot box and defeat Trump via fraud? Is that about the gist of it?

              1. How do you *know* this?

                1. Because it’s documented by the States that broke their own laws. It’s not conjecture- many States broke their own laws. They broke the fucking law, they fucking admit it, and you are still arguing that I need to prove it?

                  1. Why the scare quotes? Because I am not certain that they did, at least in totality. For example, here is the PA Supreme Court decision that permitted absentee ballots to be counted if they were returned 3 days after the deadline (among other things):

                    http://www.pacourts.us/assets/opinions/Supreme/out/j-96-2020mo%20-%20104548450113066639.pdf

                    Now it is true that Act 77 said “only ballots received by 8pm on Election Day should be counted”. But evidently there is another part of Pennsylvania law which says “if there’s a ‘natural disaster’, then the courts can mess around with the deadlines”. And the PA court said that the pandemic was a ‘natural disaster’ and therefore the 8pm election day deadline could be extended. Criticize that all you want, argue against their judgment all you want, but I don’t think it is fair to say that it is some deliberate plot to undermine the election on behalf of Biden. After all, at the time this decision was rendered, could Democrats, or the PA Court, or anyone else, have predicted how Republicans or Trump would have responded to this? They could have responded with “well, if the deadline is extended, we had better get our ground game going and get as many as our voters as possible to vote by mail”. Instead they decided to DISCOURAGE their voters to vote by mail even though the court itself made it easier to do. They didn’t have to do that, you know.

                    Furthermore, making it easier for more legal votes to be counted is not equivalent to fraudulently stuffing the ballot box with illegal votes.

                    Finally, if there is going to be judicial review on these types of decisions by federal courts, I would hope that they take a mostly hands-off approach, and only when there is some very egregious violation that federal courts would get involved. When there is reasonable disagreement, I would hope that federal courts would simply let the judgment of the state courts stand.

            1. I don’t know if they planned it, but they certainly took advantage of the situation.

              1. They took advantage of the opportunity for expanded absentee balloting to get more of their voters engaged, that is right. That is not the same as stuffing the ballot box with fraudulent votes. And Republicans COULD HAVE done the exact same thing. There was nothing stopping Republicans from getting their ground game going to encourage their voters to take advantage of this opportunity for expanded absentee voting to get more of their supporters to vote. But instead they decided to DISCOURAGE it and cede the field to Team Blue. It is not the Democrats’ fault that the Republicans chose to do that.

              2. It is also not MASSIVE FRAUD or a STOLEN ELECTION that Republicans were outhustled by Democrats in the ground game for absentee ballots. It’s just sour grapes.

      2. “The left does not buy it”

        You don’t buy it but you buy “I was born with a dick but i say I’m a bioligical female so I am”?

        1. That’s what this whole thing is about isn’t it?

          They scraped the bottom of the fucking barrel for the last dregs of sexual culture war nonsense and shoved it down your throat like the good cumdumpsters you are.

          Trans people are not a threat to you you goddamn baby.

          1. Insane people are, by definition, a threat.

      3. Biden called 200k protesters terrorists today. How about that unity!

        1. Well, Trump said an entire nation is full of rapists and criminals, and said neo-Nazis were fine people.

          “But wait that’s not exactly what he said! You’re lying about what Trump said because you have TDS!”

          Just like you are lying about what Biden said.

          1. “Well, Trump said an entire nation is full of rapists and criminals, and said neo-Nazis were fine people.
            “But wait that’s not exactly what he said! You’re lying about what Trump said because you have TDS!”

            No, shitstain, he said nothing like that and, yes, you are lying about it as a result of being a TDS-infected lefty shit.

            1. You missed the point and went straight to the knee-jerk Trump defense.

              Never change, Sevo

              1. No, I went to the lying piece of lefty shit part, lying piece of lefty shit, and it’s obvious that lying pieces of lefty shit like you are not about to learn to think.
                Thinking is HARD, right, lying piece of lefty shit?

                1. I wondered where I remembered your debate style from:

                  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzSCn8E5BUE

              2. No, he called you our for being completely dishonest.
                You are a pathological liar, and psychotic

                1. Says the guy who thinks gulags are right around the corner and is ready to start shooting his political opponents. Yeah, sure, *I’m* the psychotic one.

        2. It took him 6 months to say BLM rioters “weren’t being helpful”. End of his criticism for torching buildings, assaulting cops, and putting business people out of business.

  19. I would love to see a rumble between the MAGAheads and Antifa.

    One the one hand, Antifa is probably impressed with their ability to succeed in a takeover of a high-value, highly visible target.

    On the other hand, Antifa does a lot more damage and kills more people.

    How should we set the odds on that one?

    1. Guns or knives?

      1. Pillows!

        1. So you could have something to bite?

        2. The women fight first and we watch and drink beer.

          1. You mean Zima.

          2. Pathetically try to fit in harder.

      2. Antifa gets whatever they can carry.

      3. Sarah Palin’s Buttplug 2
        January.7.2021 at 9:01 pm
        “Guns or knives?”

        What did the last kiddie you diddled say, turd?

  20. Reason thinks he conceded. Do Pelosi and Schumer think he conceded?

    1. Hold tight! Here comes the OFFICIAL concession speech!

      STOP THE PRESSES!!! INSERT HOTTEST NEWS FLASH!!!

      My most-senior inside contact at the White House has surreptitiously slipped me an advance copy of the lame-duck POTUS’s concession speech. Without further ado, here it is:

      Friends, non-foreigner-type True Americans, and all who Make America Great Again, lend me your ears! I come to bury Biden, not to praise him. Biden and his minions stole the elections, and we must dishonor that! To Make America Great Again, we must invent the most fantastic, fabulous, YUUUGEST BIGNESS EVAH SEEN, in the ways of truly factually fictitious, but Spiritually and Metaphorically True, NEW Republican ballots! Because I have directed My Generals and My Scientists to research the current and past performance, efficacy, and patriotism of one-party states, versus multi-party states. As I have directed them to, My impartial, unbiased, data-driven council of My Generals and My Scientists have determined that yea verily, one-party states work better! Therefore, we must all strive for the Glorious Day, when America becomes a one-party state, under the One True Party, the Republican Party!

      But for now, the courts have sided with Biden and his camel-toe, and Antifa, BLM, and all the Marxist terrorists. We must let the courts have it their way, with mayo on the side. I mean, with Mao Tse Tung on the side, but without the Proud Boys standing back and standing by. Thank you, Proud Boys, for having stood by me. Also, thank you, Steve Bannon, Vladimir Putin, Kim Ill Dung, and Pepe the Stolen-Intellectual-Property Frog. Pepe, watch out for Miss Piggy, she and her “pre-nuptial contracts” will clean your clock, just like Melania is set to clean mine soon! But I digest.

      So we can’t disrepute what the nasty courts have said, or there might be civil war. Sad! The courts aren’t very American these days! And if you don’t like what I just said? Well, I’m sorry that you feel that way!

      So congratulations to Biden for having stolen the elections! This is America, so we must properly honor the decisions of the courts, in a dishonorable way! Biden can come and live with us in the White House, per the wishes of the courts. He can pour our covfefe for us, for Steve Bannon, Pepe the Frog, and I, and Jill can make sandwiches for us. We promise to call him POTUS, and her, First Lady! POTUS of covfefe, and First Lady of sandwiches, that is! Hey Biden! Get yer butt over here! Pepe needs some covfefe!

      That setup will get us by for a little while! Meanwhile, we can schedule the NEW run-off elections, this time without any fraudulent so-called “Democratic” votes being allowed, and we can do this RIGHT the next time!

      Meanwhile, congratulations to Joe Stalin-Biden, on being elected POTUS of pouring covfefe for Pepe!

  21. Too little, too late, he doesn’t mean it, he wasn’t sincere, now he needs to apologize for the other 40 million things he did, this caving in proves he’s a coward, this changes nothing, he needs to disavow the Republican Party altogether, he needs to admit he’s Putin’s puppet, we knew all along he was all bluster, nothing is acceptable but that he and all his works be destroyed, we need to pass a Constitutional amendment that nobody like him ever be elected again.

    1. He has to go out and take back his thug comments about the other 200 riots last year.

  22. It isn’t about Trump anymore.

    The progressives and their enablers want to imagine that this will all go way with Trump.

    Most of that shit that happened yesterday wouldn’t have happened if the Republicans had won the elections in Georgia. The issue isn’t Trump anymore. The issue is the awfulness of Biden and the Democrats’ policies–and that isn’t going away anytime soon.

    For goodness’ sake, the Democrats want to impeach him on the way out the door. That doesn’t auger well for showing some self-restraint and not packing the Supreme Court.

    The thought that this will go away when Trump does is wishful thinking on the part of progressive Democrats and their enablers. These Americans aren’t upset because Trump is leaving. They’re upset because the Democrats are staying. If you contributed to this horrible situation in some way, then shame on you.

    The agenda on Biden’s website is unacceptable.

    1. Just when you thought 2020 was over, it ain’t.

    2. It’s interesting how no matter the plot twist you always find a way to tie it into one of your pet project comment topics.

      1. It’s interesting

        Which already puts it ahead of everything you’ve ever said.

        1. I wonder why you’re a dick?

          1. Look in the mirror cupcake.

          2. I do not wonder why a stinking pile of lefty shit like you is ‘a dick’, and in your case, that’s close to complementary.

      2. “It’s interesting how no matter the plot twist you always find a way to tie it into one of your pet project comment topics.”

        It’s not particularly interesting to note that a fucking lefty ignoramus like you finds it difficult to find connections.
        But, given that the 6th grade was the best 4 years of your like, it’s not surprising.
        Fuck off and die.

    3. They want to impeach him because he is the leader of an army of terrorists.

      Not liking Democrats’ policies doesn’t give you the right to commit terrorism against the US.

      But you know that perfectly well you psychopath.

      1. Not liking police policies, however, does in fact give you the right to burn cities and loot businesses.

        /prog logic

    4. Democrats want to expel over 100 house gop and a handful of senate gop.

      Banana republics have done less than democrats want to do.

  23. You asshole traitors still trying out the “Maybe we can distract from the looting of the capitol by screeching about black people” method?

    Trump made his revolting people into the biggest terrorist threat since 9/11.

    Where’s Seal Team 6 when you need them?

    1. And Tony goes full SS.

    2. What looting? Did Nancy’s chair get stolen?

      1. Somebody took here trash bin, and she’s panicked! Maybe all those emails are in there!

    3. He just condemned them. Why are we supposed to believe he literally means everything he says when he says some crazy, obviously hyperbolic shit, but not when he says something sensible?

      1. that is a fair point

        but it would be easier to take him directly at his word if he didn’t have a history of reading from a script written by a speech-writer or lawyer to give him cover and then immediately contradicting it once off script.

        He’s done exactly that, many times. I give him 2 days (once the temp lowers) to go right back to the “illegitimate election, I really won by a landslide, the protestors were righteous patriots” schtick.

        The boy who cried wolf doesn’t get the benefit of the doubt unfortunately

        1. Oh sure. I have no doubt he will be saying some less sensible stuff soon. My point is that we’ve had 4 years to get used to his style. And people still haven’t figured it out? I decided long ago it was much better to ignore what he says and watch what he does.

  24. So for all the panicked hypotheticals regarding *WHAT TRUMP MIGHT DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*, we find he’s conceded?
    Suderman’s keyboard most affected!

  25. Trump has obviously been taken hostage.

    1. It does kinda resemble a hostage video, doesn’t it?

      1. Your post kinda resembles a lefty shit being called on lefty shit being triggered, lefty shit.

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  27. I do love mr Trump!

  28. LOL what a shocker

    Obese trumper seen double fisting AR15s with “come at me bro” pic dies of a heart attack when he has to jog at an increased pace. Another dies of a stroke. Maybe next time they can storm a fucking gym.

    Just remember, owning 10 long guns and multiple pallets of ammo wont make you ready for anything. If you are morbidly obese and out of shape, pajama boy has nothing to fear from you. Did you think the other side was going to line up for you to pick off from a shooting gallery? You actually have to be able to run miles with that long gun and loaded up chest rig. Just because you do your operator cosplay in your bedroom doesn’t mean shit.

  29. Now, will the media and democrats be satisfied that Donald Trump has acknowledged that Joe Biden will be the new king of the swamp or will they want to exact a price against Trump and his voters for daring to oppose their narrative and will?

    1. I’m guessing door number 2

  30. The part that says

    A new administration will be inaugurated on January 20th. My focus now turns to ensuring a smooth, orderly, and seamless transition of power. This moment calls for healing and reconciliation. 2020 has been a challenging time for our people.

    was obviously edited in after the rest was recorded, as it was shot from a different camera angle. I wonder what it replaced, and who got him to make the replacement.

  31. Mr. Trump your time is over 😀

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