Borderlands 3
In Borderlands 3, you take on a murderous cult worshiping a cruel, vain deity who demands that her minions attack others, sacrifice themselves, and constantly sing her praises.

In Borderlands 3, the latest installment in the zany sci-fi shooter franchise, you take on a murderous cult worshiping a cruel, vain deity who demands that her minions attack others, sacrifice themselves, and constantly sing her praises in order to appease her whims. I'm speaking, of course, of a popular teenage YouTuber.
Technically, the game's villain, Tyreen Calypso, isn't on YouTube. But she's a "streamer" who broadcasts videos of epic, bloody battles and signs off her 'casts with "always remember to like, follow, and obey."
Along with her brother Troy, Tyreen controls a seemingly endless horde of enemy followers, some of whom are just labeled "fanatics." One of the game's early sub-bosses is a character named Mouthpiece, who offers obsequious commentary on Tyreen's broadcasts, such as: "Another perfect livestream from our infallible god-queen Tyreen."
As metaphors go, it's not particularly subtle. But then, very little about this game is. Like its predecessors, Borderlands 3 is a cartoonishly animated open-world shooter. You spend most of your time engaged in frantic firefights, hoping to pick up better and better weapons along the way. The weapons are randomly generated, with millions of potential combinations; enemies literally bleed numbers when you shoot them. It's a game for stats nerds, gun geeks, and obsessive collectors.
The story, meanwhile, is packed with crudely goofy characters and ironic send-ups of horror, sci-fi, and action tropes. Think Doom crossed with Diablo by way of The Toxic Avenger.
Borderlands 3's juvenile sensibility isn't for everyone, and its satire of online fan culture and viral fame is mostly one-note. But its self-awareness goes a long way, and, in the context of an action-packed video game, its villainous depiction of narcissistic online stars and their unthinking minions is surprisingly satisfying: When this social media mob comes for you, you can fight back.
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In Borderlands 3, the latest installment in the zany sci-fi shooter franchise, you take on a murderous cult worshiping a cruel, vain deity who demands that her minions attack others, sacrifice themselves, and constantly sing her praises in order to appease her whims. I'm speaking, of course, of
a popular teenage YouTuber.the global warming cult.FIFY
I was thinking Hillary Clinton, but then I do tend to live in the past.
I was thinking planned parenthood
So mystical credere passes for thinking? How droll.
How. Dare. You. /electronically lowered evil voice
Yeah, a video game where you have to stop murdeous progressives.
Needs moar TDS
OK Boomer.
Seriously though - Youtube is passe as a streaming platform, especially in the gaming world.
Its all about Twitch now - at least until Mixer throws enough Microsoft money out there to change that. You should be talking about 'Twitch Thots' and not 'teenage Youtubers'.
Twitch, Youtube, it's all about as organic as the Coffee Party was.
Suderman - who did you piss off to get this assignment?
Nobody. Borderlands 3 is fucking tight, yo.
Loved Borderlands 1 and 2. Can't wait for this one.
You forgot to mention that you need to turn down the dialogue volume because the presumably freshly hired writers for the new characters in the main questline managed to create 3 characters more annoying than Claptrap and clearly never took a writing class given how poorly the main plotline flows.
Borderlands has never been a series based on a cogent plot. Almost no games are.
It almost rhymes with credere, obbedire, combattere... How apropos!