How To Get Gonorrhea
Friday A/V Club: A classic classroom filmstrip

Sex ed got a little schizophrenic in the '70s, tugged in one direction by the sorts of moral strictures that schools had traditionally included in their curricula and in another direction by the anything-goes ethos of the day. That's how you got classroom filmstrips like the unfortunately titled How To Get Gonorrhea, which sounds at one moment like it might be about to start moralizing ("If you are promiscuous, sooner or later you will encounter a partner who has gonorrhea, and you are going to get it") but then starts offering teens tips on how to get tested or treated without their parents finding out.
The good folks at Uncommon Ephemera have been digitizing old filmstrips and posting them on YouTube, and this artifact from 1974 is one of their best finds yet. With psychedelic artwork, a jazzy porn-rock soundtrack, and a V.D. monster whose face, visible at the 0:46 mark, bears a striking resemblance to Monty Burns, here is How To Get Gonorrhea:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUFJ5KUCEVE
The company that produced this—Sunburst Communications—is still around today. But it's now called the Sunburst Technology Corporation, and its chief focus is educational video games. I guess every era tries to shape young minds in its own way.
(For past editions of the Friday A/V Club, go here.)
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"I gave you gonorrhea because I thought you'd have fun with it."
You can’t say I never gave you anything.
Does this have anything to do with Tulpa and a certain Missouri truck stop?
I got it from hookers four times during the two years I was stationed at Clark AB, Philippines (pre-AIDS days). But I had gotten it once before then, from a girlfriend, back at home when I was just 18. And I hadn't even seen the movie, which apparently came out the year before that. :o)
Cool story bro.
Um...thank you for your service, and thank you for sharing...wait, I mean for *not* sharing...
So, how did that all work out for you? Fun experience? Would you do it again? On a scale of 1-10 with 10 being "loads of fun" where would you rank it?
"a striking resemblance to Monty Burns"
Gives a whole new meaning to Sector 7 G.
intresting story
So because this was the 70's they decided to play a porn soundtrack during the filmstrip about how not to get gonorrhea. Subversive and subliminal!
I think this belongs here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfHCxIiZ_4M
As always, Jesse comes through with a delightful surprise.