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Elizabeth Warren

Elizabeth Warren Wants to Make Your Life More Annoying and More Expensive

The Massachusetts Democrat is running for president, but sometimes it seems like she's running for America's super-CEO.

Peter Suderman | 3.12.2019 10:00 AM

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To understand the ramifications of Sen. Elizabeth Warren's (D-Mass.) new plan to break up big tech, consider AmazonBasics. It's an in-house brand under which Amazon sells many things, from bath towels to sheets to batteries. The label is probably best known for its electronics cables, which typically cost quite a bit less than their brand name counterparts and are more reliable than most cheap generic brands.

The New York Times has praised AmazonBasics cables for their general reliability. And Wirecutter, a consumer reviews site owned by the Times, chose AmazonBasics HDMI cables, an essential cord for connecting supporting devices to home theaters and flat-screen televisions, as their best all-around pick. Two years ago, a Times Smarter Living columnist recommended AmazonBasics' affordably priced 6 foot long iPhone charging cable as a cheap way to change your life for the better, calling the longer-than-average cable "magic" and writing, "the happiness of lying on my couch while charging far outweighed the cable's $7.99 price tag." It's a surprisingly affordable form of bliss.

The point is: These cables are good. They're inexpensive, reliable, and, thanks to Amazon's ubiquity, easy to come by.

Elizabeth Warren wants Amazon to stop selling them.

That's because Warren's proposal would prohibit large companies from selling products in marketplaces they own and operate, meaning that Apple, for example, could not sell software through the App Store it runs. "Apple, you've got to break it apart from their App Store. It's got to be one or the other. Either they run the platform or they play in the store," she told The Verge over the weekend. "They don't get to do both at the same time."

As an Amazon house brand selling products within Amazon's platform, AmazonBasics would go away. It would have to be shut down or spun off, and would thus no longer benefit from being backed by Amazon's considerable resources. The same would be true of numerous other AmazonBrands, from GoodThreads, which offers quality, inexpensive clothing basics, to Stone & Beam, the company's label for modestly priced furniture and home goods.

Warren has billed her plan as a way to promote competition and provide consumers more choices, but the most immediate and obvious effect is that consumers would lose inexpensive, reliable options.

Amazon's house brands are not the only products and services that would be affected. Warren also wants to appoint regulators to unwind some high-profile mergers. Whole Foods would be unwound from Amazon. Mapping service Waze and thermostat maker Nest would be forced apart from Google, whose search and ad business would be affected too. These are useful services, and part of their usefulness comes from their integration with a larger corporate infrastructure, from Google's expertise in artificial intelligence to Amazon's comparative advantage with logistics. Warren wants to make these useful services less useful.

Also, she wants to break up Facebook and Instagram.

And she wouldn't stop with today's tech giants. All companies with more than $25 billion in global revenue that offer an "online marketplace, an exchange, or a platform for connecting third parties would be designated as 'platform utilities.'" Large, public-facing companies of the future would be subject to the same treatment. Essentially, they would become quasi-governmental operations, their plans and practices overseen by the likes of, well, Elizabeth Warren. Warren may be running for president, but her plans for large corporations often make it sound like she's running for something more like national CEO.

There is something hubristic about Warren's proposal, which would use the force of law to remake one of the most productive economic sectors of the last four decades. She claims to be doing this in the name of boosting competition and consumer choice, but consumers have already made their choices. All of the companies in her crosshairs grew as large as they did in large part because they provided products and services that consumers wanted. Yes, some have benefited from unwarranted government handouts, but if those are the problem, then Warren should attack them directly. Instead, Warren is focused on a blunt effort to cut them down to size.

Yet for all its scale and scope, there is also something tellingly small and petty about the way her plan would position regulators and lawmakers in between so many minor transactions. Warren, going back to her ideas for the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau, which was premised largely on the notion that most people are too dim to understand the contracts they sign, seems to believe that it's government's job to negotiate these transactions for you. She wants to be capitalism's ever-present middleman, the busybody between you and the stuff you want to sell and buy, from houses to HDMI cables.

Warren doesn't frame it that way, of course. She says she wants to regulate big tech because selling on an in-house platform gives a company too much power and leverage, which doesn't serve the interests of consumers.

Instead, she wants to give more power to herself and others in government.

Granted, as a campaign rallying cry, "let's rein in powerful technology companies" sounds a lot more appealing than, "let's get rid of the good, cheap charging cables." But the latter is closer to the truth.

*Disclosure: My wife, Megan McArdle, works for The Washington Post, which is owned by Amazon founder Jeff Bezos.

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  1. 10percenter   6 years ago

    She can propose whatever she wants, but if it affects Kirkland products at Costco there is going to be a problem.

    1. Rufus The Monocled   6 years ago

      There will be unintended consequences....so....get ready.

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    2. Chipper Morning Wood   6 years ago

      I love Amazon, but AmazonBasics cables suck ass. I bought them twice, and both times the cable didn't work. The cheap price means the quality control is lacking.

      1. marshaul   6 years ago

        It really depends on the cable. I buy a lot of cables at work, and I'll shoot for low cost, but typically reliability is the chief criterion. For some (e.g. Ethernet), Monoprice is the clear winner, for some things (GPIB) going with an established name brand is the way to go, but I won't hesitate to buy AmazonBasics for, say, HDMI.

      2. marshaul   6 years ago

        It really depends on the cable. I buy a lot of cables at work, and I'll shoot for low cost, but typically reliability is the chief criterion. For some (e.g. Ethernet), Monoprice is the clear winner, for some things (GPIB) going with an established name brand is the way to go, but I won't hesitate to buy AmazonBasics for, say, HDMI.

    3. Unicorn Abattoir   6 years ago

      This. From Amazon Basics (Amazon) to Craftsman (Sears, RIP), Saint John's Bay (Penneys) and on and on, large department stores, grocery stores, etc, all have their store brand.

      Will Ford be able to sell AND manufacture cars under Warren's plan?

      1. Marcus Aurelius   6 years ago

        Umm... Ford hasn't been able to sell cars for a long, long time. Read about Tesla and the fight against the dealer model.

        1. You're Kidding   6 years ago

          they've been doing well in high margin truck/suv sales as have others

          this pisses off the control freak left

          demand meet supply. the market in motion

          1. Kevin Smith   6 years ago

            No, he means that car manufacturers are not allowed to own car dealerships, that's why they franchise them.

        2. Tionico   6 years ago

          also read about Tesla and the $7500 subsidy paid to them by FedGov (OUR tax money.....) for every car he manages to put into a new home....... THAT sort of crap needs to end, last year.

      2. Kazinski   6 years ago

        Wel, Ford will already be out of business from the GND before any anti-trust fundementalsm gets sicced on them.

    4. Last of the Shitlords   6 years ago

      I'm already getting too much Kirkland product when I come here. And it's the same repetitive shit every time.

      1. You're Kidding   6 years ago

        know the feeling

        seldom leave Costco for under $200 - $300

        the good side of this is great liquor and meat at good price

        to say nothing of the $1.50 hot dog not great but fills belly and has some flavor

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  2. loveconstitution1789   6 years ago

    Y'all better pick Apache of land and hunker down. The Democrats are coming!!!

  3. OpenBordersLiberal-tarian   6 years ago

    OK, maybe I have a slight disagreement with Warren on this issue. She's still far better than Drumpf or any Republican.

    1. Chipper Morning Wood   6 years ago

      So the alt-right persona behind OBL wants to break up the tech giants?

    2. Fats of Fury   6 years ago

      How.

  4. J Mann   6 years ago

    It's the same idea behind net neutrality - that consumers can't be trusted just to walk out of their local Whole Foods or Costco if the stores overpromote their house brands.

    Since we are already living in the nightmarish hellscape caused by the removal of net neutrality, I'm surprised more people don't see the danger of stores selling house brands.

  5. Weigel's Cock Ring   6 years ago

    Squaw say "No more wampum for you, paleface!"

  6. Enjoy Every Sandwich   6 years ago

    What qualifies Warren to dictate to every corporation exactly how they run their business?

    1. LynchPin1477   6 years ago

      Democracy, duh.

      1. End Child Unemployment   6 years ago

        Some asshole SCOTUS justice wrote majorities are entitled to govern in most things simply because they are majorities. If the voters want government to run private companies I guess they will get that, good and hard.

    2. Crusty Juggler - Lawbertarian   6 years ago

      Her Rutgers Law degree?

      1. LynchPin1477   6 years ago

        New Jersey State

    3. Crusty Juggler - Lawbertarian   6 years ago

      Her many years as a law professor?

    4. Crusty Juggler - Lawbertarian   6 years ago

      Her tight vagina?

      1. Quo Usque Tandem   6 years ago

        If so it's from lack of use.

      2. Chipper Morning Wood   6 years ago

        Crusty, this is a bridge too far, even for you.

    5. Crusty Juggler - Lawbertarian   6 years ago

      This song?

    6. loveconstitution1789   6 years ago

      She has the spirit of the buffalo running thru her?

    7. MatthewSlyfield   6 years ago

      Her own say so?

    8. Freddy the Jerk   6 years ago

      Her expertise in finger-wagging?

    9. 10percenter   6 years ago

      She's very smart. Probably smarter than you.

      1. Enjoy Every Sandwich   6 years ago

        Being smarter than me is not much of an achievement, and it certainly does't equip her to run even one Fortune 500 company, let alone all of them at once.

        1. loveconstitution1789   6 years ago

          This new troll does not know how to play this game.

      2. Kazinski   6 years ago

        I know people twice as smart as me that can cause a kitchen fire trying to softboil an egg.

        And she pretends to drink michalob, i mean if your going to pretend that you drink a beer, wouldnt you pretend to drink a better beer?

        1. Larvell Blanks   6 years ago

          I've always wanted to pretend to be an architect.

        2. Larvell Blanks   6 years ago

          I've always wanted to pretend to be an architect.

    10. You're Kidding   6 years ago

      the general welfare claus

      its always the silly SCOTUS rulings on the general welfare claus that lets the feds walk all over us

    11. Tionico   6 years ago

      her unabashed innate fascism. I meannTRUE fascism: government control of private means of production. THAT is precisely what she is demanding. Of course when SHE is president (I may have to up anchor and off to Mongolia to become a missionary) SHE will be THE ONE calling all the shots, picking the winners, the losers, and the also rans.

      She will still be doing it when she gets ran outta Dodge for her corruption.

  7. Bill Dalasio   6 years ago

    Breaking product offerings off from marketplaces is a solution to a problem nobody (well, no consumer, at least) has. My general assumption is that, if someone's going out of their way to push something like that, it's because they're looking to solve somebody else's problem without being too upfront about it. Who would benefit from such a forced breakup?

    1. Ron   6 years ago

      she's not looking to solve anyones problems she looking to get these corporations to lobby her with more gifts. they did the same thing to Microsoft which before they threatened to break it up had only two part time lobbiest, they now have over forty full time lobbiest.

      1. Fats of Fury   6 years ago

        They should send her some glass beads.

      2. You're Kidding   6 years ago

        see history of so called telephone monopolies and anti break up then forced breakup then trying to stop them when they decided to break up

        the government shall have it's way!

    2. Sevo   6 years ago

      "Who would benefit from such a forced breakup?"

      Sevo's law:
      Any time a third party sticks its nose in a free transaction between two people, at least one of them and likely both lose.

  8. John   6 years ago

    Warren manages to be more unpleasent than even Hillary. Hillary as craven and evil as she is wants to steal more than anything. Warren is a true believer in controlling other people's life in a way someone as cynical and narcasistic as Hillary never could be.

    1. Rufus The Monocled   6 years ago

      If you were to merge Hillary and Warren what would you get?

      1. Enjoy Every Sandwich   6 years ago

        Doloros Umbridge?

        1. Chuckles the Snarky Piggy   6 years ago

          Sandwich wins the internetz.

        2. Fats of Fury   6 years ago

          You mean like Goldfinger merged Mr. Solo and a Lincoln Continental? I'd say you'd get a great day.

      2. Rich   6 years ago

        Something more powerful than you can possibly imagine?

        1. A Thinking Mind   6 years ago

          And I certainly wouldn't touch it, even with a lightsaber.

        2. Chipper Morning Wood   6 years ago

          If Warren, Bernie, AOC, Kamala Harris and Klobuchar combine their rings, they summon Captain Plan It.

          1. Last of the Shitlords   6 years ago

            And it would be most cunty.

      3. DenverJ   6 years ago

        Hitler?

      4. Chipper Morning Wood   6 years ago

        Warllary?

      5. loveconstitution1789   6 years ago

        The Plains Buffalo Snuke?

      6. Dillinger   6 years ago

        just no.

      7. Marcus Aurelius   6 years ago

        The Beast with Two Snatches?

        1. Quo Usque Tandem   6 years ago

          Each with fork-ed tongues?

      8. You're Kidding   6 years ago

        AOC

    2. Rich   6 years ago

      And what is it with the pantsuits?

      1. loveconstitution1789   6 years ago

        It easy for them to whip their dicks out.

  9. Rufus The Monocled   6 years ago

    She's an inauthentic pain in the ass.

    1. MatthewSlyfield   6 years ago

      As a PITA she is very authentic.

    2. Last of the Shitlords   6 years ago

      Can you imagine combining Hillary's shrill voice, with the irritating whiny note from Warren, and then adding in AOC's 'like's and 'you know's.

      The creature would have to be hunted down and killed. Bring in General Thunderbolt Ross and the Hulkbusters to take it down.

  10. Brian   6 years ago

    NAILED IT: THATS WHATS WRONG WITH THE INTERNET!

  11. No Longer Amused   6 years ago

    She's merely outlining publicly how she plans to extort them into making massive "campaign contributions" in order to be left alone.

    1. Ron   6 years ago

      should have read your first but agreed

    2. End Child Unemployment   6 years ago

      It's a new age of political transparency!

  12. Rich   6 years ago

    Also, she wants to break up Facebook and Instagram. And she wouldn't stop with today's tech giants. All companies with more than $25 billion in global revenue that offer an "online marketplace, an exchange, or a platform for connecting third parties would be designated as 'platform utilities.'" Large, public-facing companies of the future would be subject to the same treatment.

    So, look on the bright side. Obviously she's gearing up for breaking apart the large, public-facing government of the future.

    1. Austen Heller   6 years ago

      So she is really running as the black flag candidate who would, amazingly, break up govt. Wow. But then OTOH, her govt would have no public face other than the late night calls from gentleman dressed in black.

  13. Tony   6 years ago

    I started ordering all my groceries from Whole Foods via Amazon, and except for the fact that I can't get certain brand staples like Heinz ketchup, it suits my lifestlye. I think they also made Whole Foods cheaper (?). This is an idea that might make sense in theory but in practice would seem to make me drive back to Wal-Mart, and what benefit is accomplished by that?

    1. Sevo   6 years ago

      "...and what benefit is accomplished by that?"

      You might learn that your tribe is full of nasty thugs.

      1. Quo Usque Tandem   6 years ago

        Who appear to have an affinity for pant suits.

      2. Tony   6 years ago

        Unlike your tribe who puts children in cages for the crime of being born in the wrong race.

        1. Cranedoc   6 years ago

          Ugh, so dishonest it isn't even worth correcting. You'd literally have to be about 50% more correct to get to "untruth" in the Pants on Fire lie scale.

        2. Rufus The Monocled   6 years ago

          You're still on that despite evidence to the contrary?

          For the love of God, Tony.

          1. Tony   6 years ago

            There's evidence to the contrary that refugees aren't being put in cages?

            1. Sevo   6 years ago

              "There's evidence to the contrary that refugees aren't being put in cages?"

              Just once, you steaming pile of shit, post something that isn't an outright lie.
              Fuck off, slaver

            2. Rufus The Monocled   6 years ago

              That it's not just specific to this administration.

              1. Freddy the Jerk   6 years ago

                That it's not just specific to this administration.

                I would say Tony is well aware of that, but we *are* talking about the "science believing" guy who thinks that global warming will heat the Earth to 800 degrees F, killing off every form of life in the process.

                So, yeah, he probably thinks those pictures started with Trump. Or, as he prefers, "worst President ever", because he did something other Presidents also did.

                1. Tony   6 years ago

                  Two wrongs make a right. Both sidesism. Whataboutism.

                  These are your fallacies.

                  1. Freddy the Jerk   6 years ago

                    *You* are the OP who was insisting that only libertarians (because that's *my* tribe) put children in cages. *You* brought it up, not us. *You're* the one engaging in whataboutism.

                    Idiot scores another own-goal.

            3. Longtobefree   6 years ago

              There are about, what, 12 million free range illegal border crossers loose in the country.
              So as a general rule, they aren't put in cages.

              Now, since it goes without saying, I probably need to remind you that criminal border crossers are not refugees.
              Nor are they immigrants.
              They are criminals.

              1. marshaul   6 years ago

                Laws do not engender rights, and collective rights are nothing more than the amalgamation of individual rights.

                Moreover, your laws infringe upon my property rights as well as my right to free association, and they are therefore not capable of creating
                criminality in their breach.

                Criminals, my ass. Besides, you're the useful idiot of crypto-communist collectivism, which makes you way worse.

        3. Sevo   6 years ago

          "Unlike your tribe who puts children in cages for the crime of being born in the wrong race."

          Just once, you steaming pile of shit, post something that isn't an outright lie.
          Fuck off, slaver

          1. TrickyVic (old school)   6 years ago

            I think he was referring to FDR.

            1. Freddy the Jerk   6 years ago

              Damn, you beat me to it!

            2. You're Kidding   6 years ago

              tents aren't cages you know

              besides it was for their own good

            3. You're Kidding   6 years ago

              tents aren't cages you know

              besides it was for their own good

          2. Nardz   6 years ago

            "Unlike your tribe who puts children in cages for the crime of being born in the wrong race."

            No, that was also your tribe

      3. loveconstitution1789   6 years ago

        Tony will have that look on his face that Useful Idiots have, when the Socialists at the top put them against the wall.

        1. Freddy the Jerk   6 years ago

          No leftist ever lined people up against the wall for being gay, right?

        2. You're Kidding   6 years ago

          the same one Zuck and other tech titans are now wearing as they come to realize that their former two left footed dance partners can turn on them like a cur dog

      4. Freddy the Jerk   6 years ago

        "...and what benefit is accomplished by that?"

        You might learn that your tribe is full of nasty thugs.

        I think I see a problem with what you wrote....

    2. Freddy the Jerk   6 years ago

      This is an idea that might make sense in theory

      This, you slaver, is the ends you come to when you let you preciousssss governmentses run industry:

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shakhty_Trial

    3. Freddy the Jerk   6 years ago

      This is an idea that might make sense in theory but in practice would seem to make me drive back to Wal-Mart

      So: You're cool with destroying the lifetime's work of company owners, eradicating hundreds of billions of dollars of shareholder value, probably eventually putting tens of thousands of people out of work (those companies sold out because they couldn't compete on their own) and basically wiping your ass with the Bill of Rights (re: taking of property without compensation), but...since you still have to get your ketchup at Wal-Mart, it's not really worth it in this instance.

      You're a towering intellectual and a paragon of virtue.

    4. Last of the Shitlords   6 years ago

      Gee Tony, I thought you proggy fags were too hip for Walmart.

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  15. Quo Usque Tandem   6 years ago

    I've used Amazon Basics products; I found them to be of good quality and value, just as Suderman reports.

    I think Warren's problem is that anything of any consequence [size and money] just "needs" to be controlled managed by the government; there is no expected benefit to the consumer because someone has the economy of scale to provide better and more affordable products. It's about the socialism.

    1. Earth Skeptic   6 years ago

      And besides knowing that government control is always better, progressives know that people need to be protected, including from themselves.

  16. Rockabilly   6 years ago

    Comrade Fakeahontus loves to tax, regulate, and control.

    It turns her on !

    1. You're Kidding   6 years ago

      at least something does

      that dour bitch

  17. DenverJ   6 years ago

    Huh. So that bitch can go ahead and fuck right off.

  18. Absaroka   6 years ago

    I like the principle. Why should Starbucks be able to push their own brand of coffee; let 'em sell Maxwell House. Trader Joe's can make do with the same brands as Safeway (not including, of course, the to-be-banned Safeway house brands). There's no reason for a Texaco station to sell only Texaco brand gas. All those brew pubs can darn well serve Bud Lite instead of steering the consumer to their in house brands. Viva consumer choice!

    Don't even get me going about car dealers. I went to the Ford dealer to try and buy a new Toyota, and they kept pushing Fords instead - they didn't have a single new Toyota to test drive!

    1. Last of the Shitlords   6 years ago

      Tony will be forced to bring at least one broad along for his glory hole.

  19. Bender B. Rodriguez   6 years ago

    This reminds me of something... Help me out here...

    What's the name of that form of government that allows private ownership of business, but dictates social and economic control of its citizens, and allows no expression of political disagreement? If I remember right, those smart and classy Europeans were totally into this stuff back in the 1920s...

    1. Quo Usque Tandem   6 years ago

      The person credited with its invention described it as follows:

      Everything for the State.
      Nothing against the State.
      Nothing outside the State.

      1. Serial Microaggressor   6 years ago

        The anti-fascists will start protesting Mx. Warren any day now.

        1. Quo Usque Tandem   6 years ago

          They are not anti that kind of fascist.

      2. You're Kidding   6 years ago

        please translate into Italian

  20. TrickyVic (old school)   6 years ago

    Liberals, for all their talk about democracy they have no understanding of voting with their dollars.

    1. Earth Skeptic   6 years ago

      Dollars belong to the government, silly.

      1. Last of the Shitlords   6 years ago

        Michael Moore was gibnerong about how wealth doesn't belong to people a few years ago. He said it's not theirs, and that it's a national resource. Except his of course. That fat fuck would never part with a dime of his own money.

    2. Marcus Aurelius   6 years ago

      Wait, you can't pay dead men to vote anymore?

    3. You're Kidding   6 years ago

      only Republicans do that

  21. Dillinger   6 years ago

    >>>"They don't get to do both at the same time."

    yeah well you don't get to be president either so ...

  22. The original jack burton   6 years ago

    IIRC from my marketing classes the rather large supermarket chain, Krogers, is the best profit making chain there is. That is largely because they own their own farms and dairies which produce much of their private label goods for the customers.

    Yes, that gives them a financial advantage over everyone else. Yes, Warren's plan would take this away from Kroger.

    What a good slogan for 2020.

    "Warren... making you all pay more for your food."

    1. itsjustbob   6 years ago

      Kroger or anyone else being a successful profit making chain will stop when she implements her "United States Corporation" nonsense and takes over the boards of said corporations.

      1. Last of the Shitlords   6 years ago

        Nah, just revolt and overthrow her and her friends. Which should already be happening.

        You can't have socialism if there are no more socialists.

      2. You're Kidding   6 years ago

        throw in some women and other protected class nonesense along with the rainbow crowd with her on all these boards just as "fairness" and im sure well have nirvana

    2. Marcus Aurelius   6 years ago

      That must be an old case study, Kroger stock is in the crapper. They were able to scale tho.

    3. You're Kidding   6 years ago

      My bil says the same thing about his dairy farms. would have never survived if they didn't grow their own feed on farm

  23. Lucky Ned Pepper   6 years ago

    Who is she pandering to here? Most progressives/millennials love Amazon and Facebook. I don't see how making these companies out to be the bad guys helps her election chances. I personally love watching these progressive politicians turn on their own base but am I missing something here? Surely there are better targets for this progressive/socialist arms race to the bottom.

  24. Colossal Douchebag   6 years ago

    Christ, what a cunt.

    1. Quo Usque Tandem   6 years ago

      That sums her up all right.

    2. Crusty Juggler - Lawbertarian   6 years ago

      That's what I heard.

  25. Jerry B.   6 years ago

    I await the Washington Post's attacks on Ms. Warren, since she's decided to try and kick over Jeff Bezos' rice bowl.

    1. Paulpemb   6 years ago

      If the 2020 election comes down to Trump running against Elizabeth Warren on a 'destroy Amazon' platform, the Washington Post's endorsement of Trump will create a black hole that will wipe D.C. off the face of the Earth.

      And there was great rejoicing.

      1. Last of the Shitlords   6 years ago

        It would make it easier to round up and dispose of the rest of America's progtard infestation.

  26. awildseaking   6 years ago

    How DARE consumers make choices I don't approve of!

    1. Longtobefree   6 years ago

      In order to fit on a bumper sticker;

      "How dare consumers make choices"

      1. Paulpemb   6 years ago

        "Nobody needs 16 different kinds of deodorant to choose from."

    2. You're Kidding   6 years ago

      we know what you need

  27. RogerNorthup   6 years ago

    Instead of piddling around with Amazon Liz, how about you break up a couple of organizations that actively and blatantly stifle all competition and control way more money than those little piss-ant companies. I'm talking about the Republican and Democrat parties, of course. If you want to get the biggest fish, there she blows.

    1. You're Kidding   6 years ago

      whales arent fush

      fish don't blow

  28. dangfitz   6 years ago

    She's a walking, breathing version of Jimmy Carter's "Malaise" speech.

  29. dangfitz   6 years ago

    She's a walking, breathing version of Jimmy Carter's "Malaise" speech.

  30. Jerryskids   6 years ago

    All you have to know about Liz is that her pride and joy is the CFPB, a truly independent government agency in that it is accountable to no one and is a law unto itself. For as much as these people claim to love Democracy, they sure as hell don't like the little people being able to stick their noses in the business of the experts and the technocrats. And what is the free market if not the idea that the little people want what they want and think they should get it despite Leftists stamping their feet and demanding people should want what they're told they should want?

  31. AD-RtR/OS!   6 years ago

    Amazon Basics?
    Perhaps this is the one good idea she has had recently.
    It certainly has a precedent in when the Feds forced the Hollywood studios to dispose of their owned and operated theaters back in the Late-40's - Early-50's.

    1. Sevo   6 years ago

      Any time a third party sticks its nose into a free exchange between two parties, one or both of those parties suffer.
      Screw the government saying who can own what.

  32. Enemy of the State   6 years ago

    She's a petty authoritarian, a fascist for the 21st century...

  33. Spookk   6 years ago

    Good for her. I couldn't care less who sells Amazon's rebranded crap, since someone is making it and it WILL be sold anyway - and probably for about what it is going for now, and on the same platform.

    All big corps, utilities (which shouldn't be private anyway), suppliers, pig farms, agribusiness, etc should be shattered down to sizes that allow proper competition, innovation, etc and create more jobs. Is that efficient? No. Is it good for the economy and quality of products? Yes.

    1. Sevo   6 years ago

      "All big corps, utilities (which shouldn't be private anyway), suppliers, pig farms, agribusiness, etc should be shattered down to sizes that allow proper competition, innovation, etc and create more jobs. Is that efficient? No. Is it good for the economy and quality of products? Yes."

      It is none of that; you're full of shit.
      Fuck off, slaver.

    2. Freddy the Jerk   6 years ago

      Is it good for the economy and quality of products? Yes.

      I guess it's free Internet time at the retard school today. So having a bunch of little, cash-poor Amazon wanna-bes is good for innovation and creates more jobs? a) How the fuck does a tiny company compete with the R&D opportunities available to Amazon? b) If breaking up Amazon to create a bunch of little Amazons creates more jobs, where does the money come from? (Hint, since you're a retard: Google "economies of scale".) c) Why the fuck would any of those little Amazons innovate *anything* when they know they'll just get their figurative heads chopped off if they become too successful (again, retard hint: listen to Rush's The Trees). d) Show me where the Constitution allows for that kind of action (hint: look for the "takings" clause in the BoR) e) How do you plan to compensate all the shareholders (which is basically anyone with a 401-k) when you destroy the businesses whose stock they hold? (See "d".)

      e) Fuck off, slaver. Go back to Slate, Huffington Post or whatever slaver retard hellhole you crawled from.

    3. Lucky Ned Pepper   6 years ago

      Inefficiencies are good for the economy and good for product quality? Are you high?

    4. Kevin Smith   6 years ago

      Is that efficient? No. Is it good for the economy and quality of products? Yes.

      How is inefficiency good for the economy?

      1. Larvell Blanks   6 years ago

        Volume.

  34. SimonP   6 years ago

    Or, how I learned to stop worrying and love monopolies.

    I mean, isn't it fantastic? Amazon has so much market power that they can provide their own branded products at low-low-low prices on their own online marketplace! Does this push other vendors out of the Amazon platform or represent unfair competition with brick-and-mortar retailers? Don't know, don't care! Gimme my cheap cables!

    These networked services provide easy and convenient compatibility between all of my Google-affiliated devices and software! So cool and modern! Does this mean that it's very unlikely that I'll ever try out other services or products? Who cares? I like my load-out!

    I am, right now, more or less 100% locked into Apple products and software. I have an Apple laptop, Apple mobile devices, Apple accessories, and so on. I probably won't ever try non-Apple programs to manage my music library or non-Apple phones, and it may be another several years before I buy a non-Apple laptop. Is this because I love Apple? No, it irritates the fuck out of me. But it's cornered just enough of my life that it's easier to just go with the Apple-flow than it is to migrate, wholesale or piecemeal, to the few alternatives that are actually available.

    That's monopoly power.

    1. Migrant Log Chipper   6 years ago

      No that's your personal problem, you fucking moron. And fuck off while you are at it, statist bootlicker.

    2. vek   6 years ago

      Apple. LOL

      Yeah, you could always go with the Windows PC and Android phone combo... You'd have spent half the money for better products. But who am I to judge!

  35. You're Kidding   6 years ago

    you will if she has her way

  36. Berita Terkini   6 years ago

    Gmail down

  37. Baelzar   6 years ago

    Kroger would like a word with you, Fauxcahontas.

    She clearly does not want to be President. No retailer will support her. There are entire COMPANIES based around selling their own brands on their own platforms.

  38. Kazinski   6 years ago

    I'll tell you the biggest reason Warren is such an idiot: because in 10 years most of the companies that she is trying to break-up will be also rans or deunct.

    Look at the companies that the Trustbusters went after the last 40-50 years, and then what happened:

    ATT - long distance became too cheap to meter, they became a mere shell and someone bought there trademark for peanuts.

    IBM- got their lunch eaten by Microsoft, Dell, and Intel.

    Microsoft - Google smacked them around in the browser wars, now they get by on xboxes, the cloud, and desktop and server operating systems, but they have plenty of competetion with linux, Apple, and chromebook.

  39. Tionico   6 years ago

    well well WELL... WHAT got her knickers all in a knot? WHO does she think she is, or ought to be, anyway? Someone needs to remind her what "government control of private means of production" defines. I can put it in one word: FASCISM.

    This is what she is after here. Muvh as I despise Amazon on many levels, to break them up BECAUSE they have succeeded is flat out wrong.. and the Constitution assigns FedGov NO AUTHORITY to do such a thing.

    Now if she were to call for Amazon being forced to pay actual cost or a bit above for shipping their products all over, that's fine. NO reason Jeffie Bezie should get a "loss leader" bargain on shipping rates when WE continually face postal rate increases to cover USPS losses and mismanagement. THAT would be a fair charge and response.

    I suppose she'd also insist that Safeway Stores must cease selling their Singature Brand, or Costco their Kirkland, or Fred Meyers their own line of products. Or WalMart their Great Value line, Les Schwab Tyres their house brand.....

    1. Tionico   6 years ago

      Let the market decide.. but I DO believe the special treatment that helps put Bezos, Musk, and their kind at an UNFAIR disadvantage must end. WHY do we taxpayers have to push $7500 toward Tesla every time they manage to find a new suck. er, I mean, buyer, for one of their cars? Let the guy sell his electric LIzzies for whatever he wants. But NO help from the rest of us when one does sell. And NO TAX BREAKS for Amazon, or any of the others.

      I remember when WINCO were looking to place a new major distribution centre in the Pacific Northwest. Washington State offered quite a few perks, tax breaks, etc, to woo them into that state. They chose Oregon..... WHY? Simple Washington demanded 8.9% sales tax to be paid on ALL warehouse, material handling, packaging, equipment. Forklifts, conveyors, pallet racking, computers, radios, loading docks, any new or modifying construction...... and an annual excise tax on the value of it all.

      Oregon do not demand such taxes, a HUGE startup cost. No special breaks, just that WINCO did not have to pay $Mn4 in sales/use/excise taxes before they shipped out the first carton of eggs from the new place, then an additional $Mn2 every year on what they had already taxed before startup. A no brainer for anyone.

  40. tlapp   6 years ago

    The arrogance of this fraudster knows no bounds. Many companies offering similar products and many consumers free to make their choices. But no she/government will decide. All reduced to public utilities were competing price/service and innovation goes to die.

  41. vek   6 years ago

    I honestly don't much care about product companies at all. I just don't see where it ever rises to the point of being a problem, even if they have near monopoly levels of power. They're either providing a better service, or a competitor will come in soon enough.

    I DO find the media/control of information companies troubling though. The mere fact that Google skews their search results against political views they don't like... Censors ONLY non left wing content on YouTube... That Facebook and Twitter do the same... That WaPo, NYTs, and almost every other mainstream media outfit somehow ALL push left wing agendas, AND seem to have very cozy relationships with all the other big lefty corporations...

    This kind of stuff worries me.

    Because here's the thing: Even if we assume that Google is having its 30 years of being big pimpin', and eventually be a 2nd rate multibillion dollar business... If they literally manipulate election results and swing several elections in favor of leftists... That has REAL consequences FAR worse than any of the economic harms that might be brought about by pretty much any action.

    1. vek   6 years ago

      I don't like the idea of any form of regulation on principle... And I don't think breaking them up makes any sense.

      Personally, I think some tweaking of requiring speech/search platforms being neutral or whatever is all that is needed. That doesn't really interfere with the market, but fixes the censorship issue if one can find a reasonable way of wording the law. This doesn't fix the traditional media, but that shit is going the way of the dinosaur anyway, and without censorship alternative media can actually function without being impeded as the market demands.

      The devil would surely be in the details, but I think some sort of neutrality/free speech doctrine could be done within reason. A law like "Any website that allows users commentary cannot limit legal speech on its platform, unless it is specifically billed as a platform supporting a particular ideology or viewpoint." Then if somebody wants to have a Communist only website, they can do so, but they have to at least admit that they're censoring shit.

      I dunno. All that I know is the current situation is VERY dangerous. Trump is no savior, but consider this: If all the social media companies were censoring their websites as heavily in 2016 as they are now, Trump almost certainly would have lost.

      1. vek   6 years ago

        Purist libertarians may be saying "So what, he sucks!" now... But what if 6 years from now an ACTUAL awesome libertarian REALLY had a shot at winning... Until they get knee capped too? I don't know that there is a libertarian way to clean out the leftists infestation we have honestly... So it may be a matter of simply allowing yourself to be violated, or making a small violation of principle to achieve a far greater end result. Are you willing to be principled to the point of suicide?

  42. BBerry12   6 years ago

    Apparently the Amazon Basics batteries in her vibrator cut out at an inopportune moment. They'll pay for that.

  43. Moderation4ever   6 years ago

    I have listen to Elizabeth Warren's case, and noted that Pete Buttigieg has also mentioned the problem. Do these large sales platforms take advantage of small businesses. They assist them in the short run by providing a sales platform but then undercut them if they are successful by competing against them. The store brand argument is valid to a point, but store brands typically are cheaper versions of common products. The argument made by Warren and Butigieg is the attack on innovation. I develop a new app and Apple lets me sell the app. If the app does well, Apple hires (not me) but another firm to write a similar app and then sell it as their own. In doing so under cutting all my work to develop the app. Again this strikes me as a problem with big data and companies that can collect and go over that data for an advantage. If we don't want government regulation then how do we maintain a competitive open market?

  44. mmmjv   6 years ago

    The Russians don't want any of the Democrats to win. So you're going to see a lot of smearing of all the Democratic candidates in the hopes people will be stupid enough to not even bother voting in November because the Democrat isn't perfect. That happened in 2016 and people really are that stupid. These people would stay in a burning building because it's not a nice day outside.

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  46. TommyInIdaho   6 years ago

    This sort of breakup happened to Viacom and we got Star Trek: Discovery, have we learned nothing?

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