Brickbat: Would 'Tushyman' Be OK?

Kipiru / Dreamstime.com

All one Saskatchewan man wants is a personalized license plate with his last name on it. But officials have told Dave Assman his last name is "unacceptable." Assman (pronounced Oss-men) says he's proud of his name. "There's nothing bad about it," he said.

Comments

[SQRLSY One]

That Tulpa, he is an ASS, man!!!

I guess Tulpa can't get one of these plates, either. Poor ass!!!!!

(Butt he-she-it really doesn't need vanity plates, because we all already know that he-she-it is an ass).

[Nardz]

Damn, Tulpa owns you

[Intelligent Mr Toad]

There's a real possibility that the next President of USA is gonna be a guy named Buttigieg (pronounced "Booty-judge"), and these people are worried about a license plate saying "ASSMAN"?????

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[Fist of Etiquette]

For Assman, the name is important, because it's one he shares with his great-grandfather, whom he's learned was a well-off farmer from Neudorf, Sask.

Class warfare is the real reason for all of this.

[Cyto]

It is pronounced "Ossman".

It is just spelled "Throat-Warbler Mangrove".

[Will Nonya]

Hey Mr Tushyman Tushy me banan...wait. nevermind. Don't do that.

[Ray McKigney]

*guffaw*

[Jerryskids]

He should just change his last name to Kuntz.

[BigT]

True story:

Woman in Ohio kept getting honked at and bothered by other drivers.

Her plate"

BL04SX

[Bretzky]

Oh, the things people do when they're stuck in traffic.

[plusafdotcom]

True story II..

Good friend of mine in NJ many decades back got turned down for a personalized license plate with his (real) initials.

Mine would have read "ALF" and might have suffered some lame TV show jokes, but his initials were "JEW".
First name was Jack and last name was of Polish ancestry, where W's are common.... Blame his parents!

[Bretzky]

Too bad his given name isn't Asswipe. It's pronounced Oz-WE-pay!

[Ska]

Man, that may have been Nicholas Cage's finest moment.

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[Leo Kovalensky II]

No Seinfeld references at all? You people sicken me.

[Billy Bones]

That's what I was scrolling through the comments for, to see if anyone else had.

[jfil]

As if this story wasn't fusilli enough.

[Nardz]

Million to one shot, doc

[Ray McKigney]

It could just be a guy with a big ass.

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[ElvisIsReal]

Wow talk about missing the story. The happy ending is that he got a giant decal for the back of his truck that looks like the license plate. http://www.thedrive.com/news/2.....s-rejected

Everybody wins!