Cops Mistook Colostomy Bag for Gun, Tased and 'Maliciously' Charged Man, Lawsuit Alleges
"A shit bag, man!"

A lawsuit accuses police in Euclid, Ohio, of mistaking a colostomy bag for a gun, pulling the bag's owner out of his car, tasing him, and then maliciously charging him with obstructing official business, resisting arrest, and criminal trespass.
It took seven months before the charges against Lamar Wright were dropped, but don't expect anyone to be punished for what he endured. Even if Wright prevails in his suit—via a jury or, more likely, through a settlement—the prosecutors who abetted the cops by dragging the charges out for more than half a year are highly unlikely to be held accountable themselves.
Wright says he pulled his rental car into a driveway to use his cell phone "safely" when two armed men approached him. After he realized they were plainclothes cops, he says he put his phone on his dashboard, and then one of the officers grabbed him by the arm through the window. The cop yelled at Wright to show his hands, then pulled him out of the car and tased him just as Wright was trying to explain his colostomy bag.
"I told you I got a bag on," Wright yelled at the cop. "What's a bag?" "A shit bag, man!"
The interaction was caught on body camera:
In his lawsuit, Wright claims he was not released from custody after posting bond, instead remaining in detention. He says he was taken to the county jail and searched with a full-body x-ray scanner and not released until four to five hours after posting bond. He also alleges the cops laughed at him being in pain.
"I filed this case to stand up against police brutality, and to stand with other victims of senseless attacks by officers from the Euclid Police Department. These officers' illegal treatment of people in the city must stop," Wright said in a statement. "We need justice for all the victims of the EPD."
The Cleveland Scene notes two other recent police incidents in Euclid. One is the fatal police shooting of Luke Stewart, in which no charges were brought. (The family has filed a wrongful death lawsuit.) The other is a violent traffic arrest that did in fact lead to the firing of a police officer—an outcome that could lead to some hope here that, at the very least, some incompetent cops might be removed from their jobs.
Scene also provides a kicker: The department announced last week that it had won a AAA Platinum Award for community traffic safety.
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Lots of poo stories this week. A very subtle way to garner pledges.
I wonder what Ed did to be put on the shit beat.
It seems there were actually three shitbags involved in this incident. Only one of them does anybody any good, though.
Score!
So when you change the title to read colostomy, will that alter the url as well?
Is Ed going to get fired?
Yes.
Oh No!
🙁
If one listens to the recording for which Ed provided a link, one might hear the officer (Flagg) claiming and reclaiming that he (Flagg) assumed that he might possible\y be threatened by an non-extant danger by Mr. Wright.
Ed's been writing some really good... er... the quality of Ed's reporting has improved over the past year.
What a shitty story
colonoscopy bag
Probably auto-corrected?
then maliciously charging him with obstructing official business, resisting arrest
The catchall charges for "Pissing off the police."
The guy's lucky his colostomy bag didn't rupture and spill in the back seat of the cop car ("wanton destruction of police property") or splash any actual shit on the two shitbags doing the arresting ("assaulting an officer, assault with a deadly weapon, making terroristic threats, etc.")
Cops are the worse people in our society. Libertarians, the next time that one of them is killed, be sure to share your regrets in the comment section. Also, keep looking for that special gimick that will make cops great again. You wouldn't want to shed the yellow streak down your back and spit in their faces.
If you want to draw ants, use sugar.
If you want to draw the worst in our society, use unlimited power and virtually zero accountability.
Want to get rid of the ants, get rid of the sugar.
"A shit bag, man!"
Please make this a catch phrase.
In their defense, when he said "shitbag", the police assumed he was simply addressing them by name.
What, no professional courtesy for another shitbag. Do cops consciously profile themselves.
I would bet dollars to donuts that the victimized shitbag must have been brown or black (excessive iron).
At least they did not over charge him.
Two shitbags walk into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, officers."
I'm thinking he's lucky they didn't just shoot him from behind, like that kid in Salt Lake city with the earphones, or that registered Democrat with the parking ticket outstanding.
The only two things that don't look like a gun to a cop are a joint and a donut, both of which a cop can identify from 600 yards.
The cop will still beat the shit out of you for both of them.