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Franken Accused of Groping Woman, House Passes Tax Bill, Mistrial in Menendez Corruption Case: P.M. Links

Scott Shackford | 11.16.2017 4:33 PM

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    Sen. Al Franken (D-Minn.) is the latest to be accused of aggressive and unwanted sexual advances toward a woman during a USO tour in 2006, Leeann Tweeden, now a morning news anchor on KABC radio in Los Angeles. He has apologized for his behavior and has asked for an ethics investigation.

  • Republicans passed their tax reform bill through the House. Every Democrat (and 13 Republicans) voted against it.
  • A judge has declared a mistrial in the corruption prosecution of Democratic New Jersey Sen. Robert Menendez. The jury was deadlocked and unable to reach a verdict.
  • Senators have agreed to a deal on a bipartisan bill that would push states and federal agencies to do a better job reporting crimes to a national background check database for people attempting to purchase guns.
  • A married Republican Ohio lawmaker who touted his conservative values and support for "natural" marriage between a man and a woman has resigned after being caught apparently engaged in "inappropriate conduct" with another man in his office. To be fair, though, that doesn't mean he wanted to marry the guy.
  • Twitter has announced it is removing its verification blue checkmarks from Twitter accounts if they promote hate or violence or harass others. That should totally fix things.
  • Print out this story about a diplomat plunging five stories to his death doing one of those "trust game" falls and show it to your HR department if management ever tries to make you do this in an office team-building exercise.

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  1. Fist of Etiquette   8 years ago

    Sen. Al Franken (D-Minn.) is the latest to be accused of aggressive and unwanted sexual advances toward a woman during a USO tour in 2006...

    It's hard out there for a woke lech.

    1. Rufus The Monocled   8 years ago

      Hello.

      See what happens when no one goes to Church anymore?

    2. CE   8 years ago

      How many other guys have been accused of bothering that same woman?

    3. Citizen X - #6   8 years ago

      Woke Lech would be an awesome name for an experimental hip hop act from Poland.

      1. Diane Reynolds (Paul.)   8 years ago

        East German judge gives this a 9.1

    4. Nwallins   8 years ago

      He's good enough, he's smart enough, and gosh darnit people swipe him

    5. Zeb   8 years ago

      He has apologized for his behavior and has asked for an ethics investigation.

      So is "ethics investigation" code for a payout from the congressional pervert fund?

      1. Pro Libertate   8 years ago

        It's something other than resignation or removal or impeachment.

      2. ThomasD   8 years ago

        It's code for a whitewash by the Deep State Old Boy's Club.

        Clearly the Senate's credibility is on the line here.

    6. loveconstitution1789   8 years ago

      Hey, where's Tony and the other lefties now that one of the Democrat senators is a sexual assaulter?

      He should resign right now, right guys?

      1. Square = Circle   8 years ago

        Hey, where's Tony and the other lefties now that one of the Democrat senators is a sexual assaulter?

        He's down thread arguing with John about which one of them is a mindless partisan defending an unforgivable sexual deviant.

  2. Fist of Etiquette   8 years ago

    Republicans passed their tax reform bill through the House.

    I already warned my grandma to stock up on cat food and she doesn't have a cat.

    1. Citizen X - #6   8 years ago

      I thought y'all called it "scrapple."

      1. BestUsedCarSales   8 years ago

        Don't mock scrapple.

        1. Citizen X - #6   8 years ago

          It's more of a slam against Pennsylvania.

          1. BestUsedCarSales   8 years ago

            Then proceed. The whole northeast is garbage, and the south starts at South Carolina as far as I'm concerned.

            1. Chipper Morning Truthjammer   8 years ago

              The south starts at the Occoquan, buddy.

              1. Citizen X - #6   8 years ago

                The South starts wherever the Sweet Tea Line is this week.

                1. Curt   8 years ago

                  +1 to Citizen X. The Sweet Tea Line is absolutely the defining feature for identifying the South.

                2. Zeb   8 years ago

                  Gross. The South seems like it would be alright if they didn't have to put so much damn sugar in everything.

                  1. Pro Libertate   8 years ago

                    Wrong, Zebulon! Sugar is good. It's the quantity that can be. . .problematic. Saw the eclipse in NC and had the best sweet (peach) tea ever. Just right in sweetness.

              2. Rat on a train   8 years ago

                Rappahannock. Defend the wall!

              3. BestUsedCarSales   8 years ago

                Sounds like you're just trying to make excuses for being a damn Yankee.

                The South is South Caroline, Georgia, Tennessee, Ohio, Kentucky, New Mexico, and San Diego. I won't have anyone saying otherwise.

                1. Eek Barba Durkle   8 years ago

                  Ohio is a Yankee state.

                  1. Zeb   8 years ago

                    Only by the broadest (or perhaps second broadest) definition of "Yankee".

                    1. Pro Libertate   8 years ago

                      The South is replicated in many rural locations. I met natives in Illinois with Southern accents. Insidious.

                    2. Square = Circle   8 years ago

                      The Southern accent stops about 30 miles east of San Francisco.

            2. ThomasD   8 years ago

              Scrapple, head cheese, the only real difference is geographic.

              1. gaoxiaen   8 years ago

                Souse.

      2. Chipper Morning Truthjammer   8 years ago

        Is it really appropriate for you to make those kinds of jokes?

    2. Rat on a train   8 years ago

      Also. It was Alpo.

      1. Chipper Morning Truthjammer   8 years ago

        Isn't that a British cereal?

        1. BestUsedCarSales   8 years ago

          German Grocery Store

  3. Citizen X - #6   8 years ago

    Print out this story about a diplomat plunging five stories to his death doing one of those "trust game" falls and show it to your HR department if management ever tries to make you do this in an office team-building exercise.

    Luckily, my firm's team-building exercises all involve drinking, and nothing else.

    1. Fist of Etiquette   8 years ago

      This one also involved drinking and a guy who conflated trusting with trustworthy.

    2. Chinny Chin Chin   8 years ago

      FTA: Law enforcement sources told News 4 that Simpson and the others may have been drinking at the time of the accident.

      Um, they're all Aussies. Silly to assume there was NO drinking.

      1. Zeb   8 years ago

        No poofters.

        1. Sal Paradise   8 years ago

          I don't want to catch anyone not drinking after lights out!

  4. Fist of Etiquette   8 years ago

    Twitter has announced it is removing its verification blue checkmarks from Twitter accounts if they promote hate or violence or harass others.

    The culling has begun in earnest.

    1. CE   8 years ago

      So how will we know who the real President is?

      1. Longtobefree   8 years ago

        He is the one who can launch a nuclear strike.

  5. Fist of Etiquette   8 years ago

    The jury was deadlocked and unable to reach a verdict.

    Along party lines.

    1. Juice   8 years ago

      I wouldn't doubt it one bit.

    2. CE   8 years ago

      They only paid off half the jury? Amateurs.

      1. Juice   8 years ago

        That's all it took, apparently.

      2. Tony   8 years ago

        Prosecutors pay off juries now?

        Oh you mean you didn't entertain the idea that if partisanship was the reason, it would be Republicans on the jury being corrupt? Because apparently they were majority acquit except for an unknown minority of holdouts.

        1. NotAnotherSkippy   8 years ago

          Like Mueller in DC?

          See, melgin was just a really good friend who just happened to be defrauding the government and taxpayers (I know you have no direct experience but try to relate) of millions in medicare payments. The fact that menendez ran interference for him after receiving all sorts of goodies is a pure coincidence. But hey, I expect in about 25 years that you'll have another expedient epiphany about the morality of bribery.

          1. Tony   8 years ago

            I know next to nothing about this case, and I don't have to because I don't need to defend corrupt Democrats. They clean house pretty well. John Edwards who?

  6. Citizen X - #6   8 years ago

    A married Republican Ohio lawmaker who touted his conservative values and support for "natural" marriage between a man and a woman has resigned after being caught apparently engaged in "inappropriate conduct" with another man in his office.

    They were probably just playing Credit Check. Come on.

    1. BestUsedCarSales   8 years ago

      He wasn't planning on marrying the guy, come on.

      1. BestUsedCarSales   8 years ago

        Shit, Scott made the joke already. Now people know I don't read the articles!

        1. Citizen X - #6   8 years ago

          I thought you were just quoting the part i didn't copy and paste for reasons having to do with all the sizzurp you drink.

          1. BestUsedCarSales   8 years ago

            The sizzurp is one of the reasons that I can't read to begin with.

            1. Chipper Morning Truthjammer   8 years ago

              The correct terminology is purple drank.

    2. John   8 years ago

      He was just being gay-affirming.

    3. Rat on a train   8 years ago

      Checking if he was a true Scotsman.

    4. Zeb   8 years ago

      It's just showing a dude some respect.

  7. Fist of Etiquette   8 years ago

    Senators have agreed to a deal on a bipartisan bill that would push states and federal agencies to do a better job reporting crimes to a national background check database for people attempting to purchase guns.

    Or else they'll pass a third law.

    1. Curt   8 years ago

      Hey, who knows, maybe the new law works?!?! If it does, that will simply everything. We can get rid of all the gun-control BS and simply pass a new law that says, "No really, we mean it. Shooting random innocent people really is against the law."

      1. Longtobefree   8 years ago

        How about a constitutional amendment repealing the second amendment?
        Because that is the only thing that should stand up to a court challenge.

        1. loveconstitution1789   8 years ago

          Yup. Background checks, limitations on who can own weapons, and gun control statutes are just unconstitutional.

          1. Hank Phillips   8 years ago

            "Arm your daughter!" --Robert Heinlein, "Red Planet"

      2. Bubba Jones   8 years ago

        I think this law targets the pay of department heads who don't comply. That should work if they don't bypass it.

  8. Fist of Etiquette   8 years ago

    It be fair, though, that doesn't mean he wanted to marry the guy.

    He didn't want to make an honest man out of him? THAT'S ACTUALLY WORSE, SHACKFORD.

  9. Juice   8 years ago

    Who cares if you don't have the check mark?

    1. A frilly pink thing   8 years ago

      Wondered the same. Also, this place is beat.

    2. John   8 years ago

      Who cares what goes on on Twitter? The check mark is basically twitter saying you are in the exclusive nerd club.

    3. Unlabelable MJGreen   8 years ago

      WHO? WHO DOESN'T WANT THE CHECK MARK?

      1. Rat on a train   8 years ago

        Only if I can pick the color.

        1. CE   8 years ago

          Don't ask. Soon there will be a rainbow colored checkmark for the woke.

    4. Nwallins   8 years ago

      It puts the checkmark on its name, or else it gets the trolls again

    5. ChipToBeSquare   8 years ago

      It does impact visibility quite a bit to have one

  10. Citizen X - #6   8 years ago

    He has apologized for his behavior and has asked for an ethics investigation.

    There are times i wish i'd known that was an option. "Officer, i know i was over the speed limit, and i'd like to request an ethics investigation." "Baby, i'm sorry. She didn't mean anything, and i'd like to request an ethics investigation."

    1. CE   8 years ago

      In other words, "she knows what I did, and I know what I did, so why don't we launch an ethics investigation to see what you can find out?"

      1. ThomasD   8 years ago

        Ethics investigations are only required when someone isn't ethical enough to tell you exactly what happened.

        1. Philadelphia Collins   8 years ago

          And to buy time until this is eclipsed by the next scandal.

  11. Brian   8 years ago

    Crucify him!

    1. Pro Libertate   8 years ago

      Before or after the ethics investigation?

      1. Hank Phillips   8 years ago

        Does it matter? Franken is what you rub Republican noses in when they again try to make beer or weed a felony or bring back Rumanian-style coathanger abortions. He may be an econazi, but he's an acidhead econazi, and WAY more consistent than 97-pound weakling Randal Paul!

        1. Fuck you, Shikha (Nunya)   8 years ago

          Hope long did it take you to dream up that many entirely unrelated points? I agree with you Rand is definitely less consistent on grabbing chicks without consent, but I see no point in rubbing your brown Franken noise in it.

        2. Philadelphia Collins   8 years ago

          Coat hanger abortions? Good luck selling those fetal body parts.

  12. Fist of Etiquette   8 years ago

    An Australian diplomat died after he plummeted from a Manhattan building during a game of trust...

    In his defense, you fall up down under.

  13. esteve7   8 years ago

    Menendez is nice example of the left. What is it about the left that circles the wagons and defends absolute slimeballs, just because "well, the Republicans!", going back all the way to Clinton, Teddy Kennedy, etc.

    Well now what you get is Trump and Moore on the right. If the left doesn't give two shits about garbage people on their side, since all they care about is power, then why should the right have them a senate seat in Moore for something that probably wouldn't even have been reported on in the washington post a few months ago....

    1. jcw   8 years ago

      Defending absolute slimeballs is the worst.

    2. Longtobefree   8 years ago

      Moore was a democrat at the time of his alleged almost a crime action.

      1. ThomasD   8 years ago

        "...alleged almost a crime..."

        Yep, this is what the 'libertarians' from Reason are willing to sell their souls over.

        Pathetic.

        1. Philadelphia Collins   8 years ago

          Guilty until proven guilty much?

  14. Dan S.   8 years ago

    Look at the tips of Franken's fingers on his left hand. I think he is pantomiming "groping" the woman, and not actually touching her. Some people may find even that objectionable, but it's not the same as if he was actually putting his hands on her.

    1. John   8 years ago

      Look closer. He is touching her.

      1. Longtobefree   8 years ago

        He may be touching a ballistic vest, but she is not involved (yet).

        1. John   8 years ago

          He is rubbing her tits through her clothes. The fact that the clothes include the vest really doesn't mitigate it.

          1. loveconstitution1789   8 years ago

            Its a ballistic vest to stop bullets and shrapnel not Mr. Not-funny-on-SNL fingers.

          2. Bubba Jones   8 years ago

            It is a ballistic vest. It is obviously a form of degrading humor as opposed to personal sexual gratification.

            That's ok, right?

          3. Tony   8 years ago

            Rubbing is not something that can be caught in a still photo.

    2. Curt   8 years ago

      i've been reading articles on this. i haven't found anything that definitely suggests whether the accusation is simply associated with the picture or if the picture is just visible backup behind an actual allegation. I suspect it's the latter because the picture is quite obviously not involving touching. also the picture is something that would be a non-event in normal times for normal people. but in the current atmosphere, it seems like that picture alone is a potential career-wrecker for any public figure

      1. John   8 years ago

        The accusor describes the whole kissing and sticking his tongue in her mouth stuff and then says that when she got home she found the picture on the CD of trip pictures everyone got after they returned home.

        1. Zeb   8 years ago

          If anything really damns him, it's the aggressive and unwanted kissing. I'm not saying that what is going on in the picture doesn't cross some line of reasonable behavior. But lightly touching breasts through a flack jacket for a comedy photo is pretty minor in the grand scheme of things.

          If she feels she was victimized, then she can and should say something about it. But it's really something a lot of people would just let go by. And I have to wonder (as I also do in the case of the accusers of Moore and others) why wait until now to say something about it?

          1. Bubba Jones   8 years ago

            Distributing the picture shows a lack of respect for her that substantiates the other allegations.

          2. ThomasD   8 years ago

            " But lightly touching breasts through a flack jacket for a comedy photo is pretty minor in the grand scheme of things."

            If you are a comedian? Maybe.

            If you are a Senator? Um...

            If you are a Senator from a party that has made the 'war on women' a signature element of your public persona?

            Yeah, that ship sailed.

      2. Unlabelable MJGreen   8 years ago

        She said that she found out later that she was groped while she was asleep, referring to the photo. So I think the grope accusation is based entirely on the photo.

        It does play in to her larger narrative about Franken bullying her for rejecting his advances. And I'm sure there are plenty of people Franken's creeped on.

        1. John   8 years ago

          He hit on her. She said nw. Then when she was asleep on the plane out of Iraq Franken had his brother who was acting as the trip photographer take a picture of him feeling up her boobs and put it on the trip photo CD so she could find it when she got home and looked at the photos. I think dickhead is too weak a word for that.

          1. CE   8 years ago

            "Minnesota Nice" doesn't cut it, either.

      3. lap83   8 years ago

        also the picture is something that would be a non-event in normal times for normal people.

        I don't think so. It's the kind of thing that would get a normal person fired from their job, at least.

        1. Trumptard   8 years ago

          BINGO!

    3. Chipper Morning Truthjammer   8 years ago

      Pantomiming is NOT OK.

      1. lap83   8 years ago

        anything related to mimes is bound to be evil and disgusting

    4. ThomasD   8 years ago

      So, your argument is that it's not a grope grope?

      Go with that.

  15. Aloysious   8 years ago

    EXCLUSIVE: How Sylvester Stallone was accused of sexually assaulting a 16-year-old fan: Police report reveals girl claimed star made her give him and his bodyguard oral sex and threatened they would 'beat her head in' if she ever told

    1. Aloysious   8 years ago

      This shit is never going to end, is it?

      1. John   8 years ago

        No

      2. Rufus The Monocled   8 years ago

        Could you imagine the digging and muckraking going on?

        Ooooo nelly!

        I have to say. Is it bad I'm enjoying this?

      3. loveconstitution1789   8 years ago

        The women are going to get Trump out of office one way or another!

    2. Chipper Morning Truthjammer   8 years ago

      No, not Rocky....

      1. Rufus The Monocled   8 years ago

        IT'S NOT OVER UNTIL I SAY IT'S OVER!

        We should build a Hollywood prison for these fuckers.

        Someone should re-enact the Hollywood Boulevard of Broken Dreams into Boulevard of Rapists.

        TRADEMARKED AND CATALOGUED 4:59 PM. NOVEMBER 16, 2017.

        1. CE   8 years ago

          Time to start putting an asterisk on their stars.

        2. Paulpemb   8 years ago

          I NEVER BROKE THE LAW! I AM THE LAW!

    3. Citizen X - #6   8 years ago

      People who seek fame and power (which are often the same thing) tend to be horrific douchebags? Hang on, let me find my shocked face.

      1. Chipper Morning Truthjammer   8 years ago

        Your shocked face was last seen at the back of a certain pet store...

        1. ThomasD   8 years ago

          Well, the sign did say "declawed."

    4. BestUsedCarSales   8 years ago

      Sylvester Stallone was accused of sexually assaulting a 16-year-old fan girl while he was filming Over the Top in Las Vegas in 1986, according to a police report obtained exclusively by DailyMail.com

      I don't care if he raped her. I will not allow anyone to sully Over the Top. There's only three movies that I've ever seen. And Over the Top is one of them.

      1. Citizen X - #6   8 years ago

        There's only three movies that I've ever seen.

        Well, only three that didn't involve graphic penetration.

      2. Marty Feldman's Eyes   8 years ago

        I'm pretty sure that even if I'd never seen another movie in my entire life, if Over The Top was my only example with nothing to compare it to... I'd still think it was a terrible movie.

        1. BestUsedCarSales   8 years ago

          It's admittedly the worst of the three. Those being Over The Top, Death Wish 3, and Roadhouse.

          1. Square = Circle   8 years ago

            Then you must see Demolition Man.

      3. Fuck you, Shikha (Nunya)   8 years ago

        Over the Top. Is that an Eiffel tower reference?

    5. Juice   8 years ago

      Stallone allegedly had sex with the girl, telling her she was 'very tight'.

      Uh, thanks, Daily Mail.

      1. loveconstitution1789   8 years ago

        That was a tight comment Juice!

    6. Juice   8 years ago

      At the time of the incident Stallone, now 71, was 40 years old. Bodyguard De Luca, who was shot and killed by California police during a traffic stop in 2013, was 27 years old at the time.

      What a country!

    7. Chinny Chin Chin   8 years ago

      She must've asked him to turn his hat around.

      Little did she know the effect of turning his hat.

    8. Fuck you, Shikha (Nunya)   8 years ago

      Yeah, but who got head first? A gentleman would let his beleaguered body guard go first.

  16. BestUsedCarSales   8 years ago

    Print out this story about a diplomat plunging five stories to his death doing one of those "trust game" falls and show it to your HR department if management ever tries to make you do this in an office team-building exercise.

    The article also said they were drunk. Nobody would ever be drunk at work, so your point is hallow.

    1. Marty Feldman's Eyes   8 years ago

      so your point is hallow.

      Indeed, I've always considered my right to not do stupid team building exercises sacred.

      1. BestUsedCarSales   8 years ago

        Whoops, the drinking takes away my ability to discern minimal pairs first.

        1. ThomasD   8 years ago

          Fist, first, at this point what difference does it make?

  17. Unlabelable MJGreen   8 years ago

    I really feel that the most damning thing in the Franken story is that he was in his 50s when he took that picture.

    A ~55 year-old going, "LOL I'm touching her bewbs."

    1. Rufus The Monocled   8 years ago

      That's so Al!

      Al Franken's greatest hits:

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8OG0a-3lIt8

    2. John   8 years ago

      Then there is the New Yorker article where he thought a skit about Andy Rooney drugging and raping Leslie Stahl was a good idea and the Harvard Crimson article where he talks about how much he hates homosexuals and how glad he was when he heard about some "Hasty Pudding homosexual being murdered in Philadelphia".

      Al seems to have a rather odd sense of humor.

      1. Tony   8 years ago

        You know he talks about the Stahl joke in his latest book as an example of something that might be slightly problematic for him as a politician.

        I guess your sense of humor is more in the realm of "Can I touch your crotch, teenaged girl? Teehee!"

        1. John   8 years ago

          So he thinks it might be problematic for him now. That makes it totally different. He is not a strange little fuck or anything now. It is good to know that you think drugging and raping women and murdering gays are proper subjects of levity.

          1. Tony   8 years ago

            Half of his book is about tasteless jokes he made during his career that might be a problem. And the later it got in the evening at SNL, the more tasteless they became.

            My aren't you a moral prig all of a sudden. Get the fainting couch out people, John heard a crass joke!

            We need him healthy so he can continue defending child molesters!

            1. John   8 years ago

              Hey Tony remember when that homo Matthew Shepherd was beaten to death? That was so funny, wasn't it? You think that is just hysterical right. You are not a prig or anything, are you?

              Why don't you tell us your favorite dead queer joke? Or how about your favorite rape joke. You have a ton of them right?

              1. Red Tony   8 years ago

                Personally, I liked the one in M.A.S.H. best.

              2. notJoe   8 years ago

                Can the two of you just give us a little break? Maybe go out on a date?

                1. John   8 years ago

                  We did once but Tony tried to drug and rape me and that was it.

                  1. notJoe   8 years ago

                    You might want to consider stepping away from the keyboard for a while. You're just one step up from Hihn-level bold-text batshit crazy at this point.

                  2. lap83   8 years ago

                    I know you're lying John because Tony actually prefers being the one who is molested, it makes him feel attractive (true story, he said so)

              3. Tony   8 years ago

                I think I'm in a better position to judge whether his gay joke from the 70s is offensive.

                1. Fuck you, Shikha (Nunya)   8 years ago

                  Tony is more woke, y'all. CONSENSUS.

            2. Bubba Jones   8 years ago

              He called out a judicial nominee for making a bacon joke on twitter.

              So, no slack for him.

              1. notJoe   8 years ago

                I forgot about that! Another self-righteous, finger-wagging scumbag politician (but I repeat myself) gets a pie in his face.

                Bread and circuses baby!

  18. John   8 years ago

    http://twitter.com/ValerieJarr.....9759625223

    Franken has lost Valerie Jerrett.

    Funny how neither Shreek nor Tony are here. Whenever something bad for the left breaks, they all disappear until they get their talking points from central command. It is just uncanny.

    1. BestUsedCarSales   8 years ago

      As goes Valerie Jerrett, so goes the country.

      1. John   8 years ago

        It is kind of lighting the bat signal telling Progs that Franken is now an enemy of the people.

    2. Red Tony   8 years ago

      Hey, I'm still here!

      Past Me isn't here, but I'm still here!

      1. John   8 years ago

        Did you take a marijuana or something?

      2. ThomasD   8 years ago

        Dave's still not here.

    3. Tony   8 years ago

      But you're here. Still think Roy Moore is the victim of a conspiracy, I take it?

      1. Red Tony   8 years ago

        Oh hai Past Me! Where have you been?

        1. Tony   8 years ago

          Shouldn't you know?

          1. Red Tony   8 years ago

            Oh right, like I keep tabs on where I was every moment of every day. Seriously, what were we doing today?

            1. Tony   8 years ago

              I was working. I went to the eye doctor. I chatted with some liberals about Al Franken. That's about it.

  19. Stormy Dragon   8 years ago

    Over the past 20 years, Congress has paid out $15 million in sexual harassment settlements

    Congress paid out $15 million in settlements. Here's why we know so little about that money

    1. Juice   8 years ago

      Dumb to accept the apology without first accepting settlement.

    2. Unlabelable MJGreen   8 years ago

      Congresspeople get different rules.

      1. BestUsedCarSales   8 years ago

        I kind of always thought that we should hold officials to a higher than average standard. Sadly, no one actually seems to agree with that.

        1. Square = Circle   8 years ago

          Then what's the point of becoming an official?

        2. Pro Libertate   8 years ago

          I agree. Caesar's wife must be above suspicion.

  20. Unlabelable MJGreen   8 years ago

    Man, the tax thread has Tulpa orchestrating three or four conversations with himself. It's wild.

    1. BestUsedCarSales   8 years ago

      Well I gotta see this.

      1. BestUsedCarSales   8 years ago

        I love when people forget to change their username back when arguing with themselves. I almost did that once with my John account, but luckily caught myself.

        1. John   8 years ago

          Fuck you car.

        2. John   8 years ago

          Ah shit.

          1. BestUsedCarSales   8 years ago

            It's an error prone system, we admit.

    2. John   8 years ago

      It is all fun and games having voices in your head until an argument breaks out. Poor Tulpa.

      1. CE   8 years ago

        I think Tulpa left months ago.

        1. John   8 years ago

          I think he left about a decade ago.

    3. Citizen X - #6   8 years ago

      That made my head hurt. Time to call it a day.

    4. Aloysious   8 years ago

      If we're lucky, Hihn will show up and start arguing with Tupla.

      1. BestUsedCarSales   8 years ago

        Anytime Hihn disappears I always feel a great fear. I can't tell if that's because I'm worried he's dead, or I fear that he's waiting and growing stronger.

        1. loveconstitution1789   8 years ago

          With Hihn, there is always a disturbance in the Force.

          1. ThomasD   8 years ago

            I have grudging respect for Hihn's authenticity.

            Word salad is difficult.

  21. Aloysious   8 years ago

    Melanie Morgan: After TV appearance, Al Franken harassed me too

    Immediately raising questions about double-standards in the media and on Capitol Hill, a Los Angeles radio news anchor today accused Senator Al Franken (D-MN) of sexually assaulting her.

    Now, Media Equalizer Co-Founder Melanie Morgan has come forward as well, recounting her own experience with the onetime comedian, liberal radio host and activist. Morgan's disturbing encounter was sparked by daring to disagree with Franken during an August, 2000 edition of ABC's Politically Incorrect with Bill Maher.

    1. John   8 years ago

      that wasn't sexual. That was just him being an unbelievable asshole. God I hope he goes down. I don't care if they appoint Satan to replace him.

      1. Tony   8 years ago

        You are as predicted the world's biggest hypocrite.

        1. John   8 years ago

          No I am not. There is a picture of him assaulting a woman. That alone should end his career.

          But you think it is all okay. Why, because you are a fucking moron who will support anything your side does.

          1. Tony   8 years ago

            His hands are clearly hovering, not touching.

            I'm just here to see you read my mind again. Go ahead, makes it easier on me.

            1. John   8 years ago

              HIs hands are clearly touching. Sorry Tony but I am believing my lying eyes. And the woman in the picture thinks he was. I am taking her word over yours.

            2. ThomasD   8 years ago

              As if hovering matters. He is gleefully denigrating a person who has no ability to defend herself.

              On camera.

            3. I'm Not Sure   8 years ago

              "His hands are clearly hovering, not touching."

              If that was Donald Trump in the picture instead, would you be defending him?

              1. Tony   8 years ago

                I'll defend who I want to defend, and that orange retard can go fuck himself.

                1. Philadelphia Collins   8 years ago

                  True, Trump's words are worse than anyone's actions.

      2. Longtobefree   8 years ago

        Would Satan accept a (D) behind his name?
        Wouldn't that be a reduction in power?

        1. ThomasD   8 years ago

          The Prince of Lies isn't going to have much problem with another name.

      3. Aloysious   8 years ago

        No, it wasn't sexual. There's several other stories out there that reflect rather poorly on Franken.

        I'm also wondering who is next. (Please let it be McCain, please let it be McCain, please let it be McCain)

        1. ThomasD   8 years ago

          So it was only mock sexual.

          Which makes it totally classy and not in any way denigrating sexual harassment.

          I mean, what sort of man doesn't do that to every sleeping woman when a camera is present?

          1. ThomasD   8 years ago

            If someone did that to my wife I'd totally shake his hand.

            But only last, and only then to check for a pulse.

        2. Kevin Sorbos Manful Locks   8 years ago

          Ngo Bin Ho recounts a harrowing experience, accusing John McCain, former POW at the "Hanoi Hilton" of "Reaching through the bamboo stakes and stroking my shin in an untoward manner."

    2. Tony   8 years ago

      Yeah read the "disturbing" details on that piece. He spoke aggressively at her.

      1. John   8 years ago

        He called her and harassed her until she threatened the call the cops. Tony is here excusing Franken. Let me get my surprised face. Tell us how it is okay to grope sleeping women Tony.

        1. Tony   8 years ago

          Says the man who's been defending a probable kid diddler for days on end.

          1. John   8 years ago

            Tony tell us how sexual assault is really okay as long as you are just joking about it? Tell us some fun rape jokes.

          2. John   8 years ago

            And get used to that picture Tony. You own it pal. It is going to be the symbol of the Left from now on. You and your ilk are going to defend this little wierdo to the death. Good luck going after Republicans.

            And when you are not doing that, you will be defending Menendez even though several people testified under oath he had sex with underage hookers. Groping sleeping women and teenage hookers it is the progressive way.

            1. Rufus The Monocled   8 years ago

              But Moore!

            2. Tony   8 years ago

              You mean like you've been defending evil theocratic pedophile Roy Moore to the death?

              I've defended no one. You're the one switching stories depending on party like a parody of yourself.

              FTR Franken's alleged victim doesn't want him to resign and has accepted his apology. How about Moore's kids?

              1. notJoe   8 years ago

                I really don't get why your panties are in such a wad over this guy. Yeah, he's a nutso fundy and may have grabbed an underage girl 30 freaking years ago, but they're *all* rotten. (Have you forgotten Ted Kennedy killed someone?) I think it wouldn't matter much if you weren't so desperate to give them all giant jackboots and the ability to run every single aspect of our lives.

                Personally, the whole thing is a giant nothingburger. Dump Moore and an equally mendacious asshole takes his place. (Maybe Sessions has second thoughts about getting his old job back...)

                1. Tony   8 years ago

                  Pretty cavalier attitude toward child molesting.

                  1. Fuck you, Shikha (Nunya)   8 years ago

                    Moore is an asshat. And at a minimum creepy. But child molester is a bit strong and you know it. It is currently a he said, she said situation with the single girl under the age of consent. Yes, 16 is a stupid age before you even start.

                    Innocence is still presumed, right? Oh. I forgot. White male assaulting a female. Guilty.

              2. Rufus The Monocled   8 years ago

                I defender Moore?

                Who knew?

                You're quite the liar there Tony.

                1. Tony   8 years ago

                  Not addressed to you.

                  1. NotAnotherSkippy   8 years ago

                    Tony, Tony. Just give team red 10 years to find their morals. After all it took team blue 25 (and counting considering they still lionize the kennedy murderer and the kennedy sexual abuser).

                    1. Tony   8 years ago

                      Oh team red excuses killing on a much vaster scale than any of that amateur crap. And they wouldn't be who they are if they ever had any morals.

                  2. Rufus The Monocled   8 years ago

                    Well this is awkward.

    3. Rufus The Monocled   8 years ago

      NEW SHOW: SEXUALLY INCORRECT WITH AL FRANKEN!

      IT'S A WINNER.

      I'm all full of ideas today!

  22. Entropy Drehmaschine Void   8 years ago

    Thank God these aren't Britches links ...

  23. Longtobefree   8 years ago

    - What are you going to believe; A lying picture, or a (D) behind the name on the ballot?
    - all of the GOP no votes came from the states of New York, New Jersey and California. So only democrats voted against it.
    - So the jury all voted their party, and jury nullification did not spread all through the land
    - Wait, what? A plan to pass a law to require states to plan to follow the existing (unconstitutional) laws? And this is considered a victory?
    - Oh, no! Elected officials are lying hypocrites! I am shocked, shocked.
    - Dear God, do people still use twitter? Well, some still use astrology, so I guess it goes with the (alleged) free country.
    - Somebody died. We have to do something. Outlaw drinking, homosexuality, jealousy, the UN, multi-story buildings, Australia, Public referendums, and above all 'trust games'.

    1. Juice   8 years ago

      What are you going to believe; A lying picture, or a (D) behind the name on the ballot?

      https://i.imgur.com/iCjGlfA.jpg

  24. Unlabelable MJGreen   8 years ago

    Another thing on the Franken story... I don't like the, "Why didn't this come out sooner!?" comments, but if this did come out during his 2008 campaign... there may well have been no ACA. Drat!

    1. John   8 years ago

      That is a good question. It would have been nice if this woman had said something and put that picture out in 2008.

      1. Tony   8 years ago

        The timing is suspicious on Roy Moore! Six accusers and an entire town's whispers were all fabricated by the DEmoncrats!

        1. Bra Ket   8 years ago

          The timing isn't suspicious, it's obviously agenda-driven. And most of those accusers were not alleging anything illegal. Our current "harassment hysteria" or whatever this environment is, has nothing to do with dating creepily-young-but-of-legal-age women. And the underage stuff is fatal in any news cycle, ask Weiner.

          Franken meanwhile hand probably would've been a non-story without the current environment.

          1. Tony   8 years ago

            14 ain't legal, and he didn't date so much as finger rape

            1. Bra Ket   8 years ago

              Are you saying he is accused of finger raping six women now? Or are you just too busy to read posts carefully before responding to them?

    2. John   8 years ago

      That makes me think this is a hit job figuring that they can whack the easily replaceable Franken so that they then have more credibility to go after Republicans.

      1. Tony   8 years ago

        Only Trump is capable of that many dimensional chess.

  25. Mongo   8 years ago

    I would not recommend the Grim Reaper making a visit to Charles Manson's cell because Manson would slaughter him like a piggy.

  26. Stormy Dragon   8 years ago

    Keystone Pipeline leaks 210,000 gallons of oil in South Dakota

    WHO COULD HAVE POSSIBLY PREDICTED THIS WOULD HAPPEN!?

    1. Square = Circle   8 years ago

      BAN ALL PIPELINES!! THEY'RE EEEVVVIIILLL!!!!!

      1. Stormy Dragon   8 years ago

        How about just banning pipelines built and operated by companies with long histories of failing to properly maintain their pipelines and then sticking taxpayers with the bill to cleanup their mess when the easily forseeable accident occurs?

    2. BestUsedCarSales   8 years ago

      What does it mean? What's the overall impact of this?

      1. Square = Circle   8 years ago

        It's a political disaster, because it is an unusually large spill that is quite poorly timed.

        One might even say suspiciously poorly timed, given the Team Blue pile-on.

        *adjusts tin-foil hat*

        But, still . . .

        1. Square = Circle   8 years ago

          That link was supposed to go here.

      2. Sevo   8 years ago

        "What does it mean? What's the overall impact of this?"

        Practically, not much.
        Yes, sometimes pipelines do rupture or leak. No, it looks like the drinking water will suffer no harm. Yes, moving the oil by truck or train is still statistically less safe. No, that oil was not going to stay in the ground regardless.
        I still don't like the pipeline because of eminent domain issues, but the "party of science" will scream about it since we need pixie-dust-based energy!!!!
        Right Stormy?
        Tiresome bullshit...

        1. NotAnotherSkippy   8 years ago

          It could havr been worse. It could have been glyphosate that leaked and contaminated our precious bodily fluids.

          1. Sevo   8 years ago

            Hey, if I read it correctly, Elon's gonna lose some gov't money to help sell his mobile green signals!

            1. NotAnotherSkippy   8 years ago

              You mean the phaseout at 200k? It'll be a while still at the rate he's making model 3s.

    3. Juice   8 years ago

      Damn, that sucks. Could it possibly have been sabotage?

    4. Sevo   8 years ago

      "Keystone Pipeline leaks 210,000 gallons of oil in South Dakota"

      Stormy's pants get wet!

  27. Ken Hagler   8 years ago

    "Twitter has announced it is removing its verification blue checkmarks from Twitter accounts if they promote hate or violence or harass others. That should totally fix things."

    A quick check shows that the New York Times still has a blue checkmark. No doubt they'll get on that any time now.

  28. Hank Phillips   8 years ago

    Franken's recount was a valuable lesson in how God's Own Prohibitionists (and commie dems) cheat on vote counts, but his "altruism investigation" is the same as the Democratic People's Party candidate trying to say "repeal" and having it come out "more altruism investigation" to determine whether merry-jew-wanna really does turn kids into commie lesbian abortionists as the Republicans and AMA swear it does. His pandering to antinuclear Climate Millerites is disgusting, but HE VOTED TO NOT CONFIRM BEAUREGARD ANSLINGER SESSIONS! REPEAT, FRANKEN VOTED AGAINST GOD'S OWN BEAUREGARD SESSIONS. Need I say more?

  29. ThomasD   8 years ago

    If we are to have a Bonfire of the Inanities it is well and truly fitting that Franken be first on the pyre.

    1. ThomasD   8 years ago

      Also telling that the headline is "Franken Accused..." rather than "Franken Photographed..."

      1. NotAnotherSkippy   8 years ago

        I'm sure the ethics investigation will confirm that it is indeed a photograph.

        1. BestUsedCarSales   8 years ago

          One guy will dramatically claim it is a mimeograph, and everyone will be confused and outraged.

        2. Bra Ket   8 years ago

          Perhaps we can avoid all that if Franken will concede that it is indeed a photograph.

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