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James Mattis in Afghanistan, Peyton Manning for Senate Talk, Rick Pitino Out at Louisville: P.M. Links

Ed Krayewski | 9.27.2017 4:30 PM

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    President Trump and Republican leaders in Congress unveiled the most detailed look at their tax cut plan yet.

  • The Taliban claimed responsibility for a failed mortar attack on the airport in Kabul while Secretary of Defense James Mattis was making an unannounced visit to Afghanistan.
  • Sen. Bob Corker (R-Tenn.), who announced he would not be seeking re-election in 2018, said Peyton Manning could run to succeed him.
  • The head of the state police in Michigan apologized for calling NFL players taking a knee during the national anthem "a bunch of rich, entitled, arrogant, ungrateful, anti-American degenerates" on her Facebook page.
  • The government in Iraq has suspended international flights into Kurdistan and is urging foreign countries to close their embassies in the province after its residents overwhelmingly voted in favor of independence.
  • Some women in Saudi Arabia have gotten behind the wheel after the kingdom lifted a ban on women driving, even though it will not issue licenses for another nine months.
  • Rick Pitino is out at Louisville amid an investigation into college basketball corruption.
  • "Believing conspiracy theories makes people feel special."

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  1. Fist of Etiquette   8 years ago

    President Trump and Republican leaders in Congress unveiled the most detailed look at their tax cut plan yet.

    NO TAXES FOR THE RICH

    1. Rufus The Monocled   8 years ago

      Hello.

      1. Fist of Etiquette   8 years ago

        Minimal effort.

        1. Chipper Morning, Mean Girl   8 years ago

          Leave Rufus alone. His hello brightens our day.

          1. Fist of Etiquette   8 years ago

            He might as well be kneeling during the Links anthem.

            1. BestUsedCarSales   8 years ago

              2112?

              1. Chipper Morning, Mean Girl   8 years ago

                We are the Priests
                Of the PM links
                Our great computers
                Fill the comments with our bawls
                We are the Priests
                Of the PM links
                All the frustrations
                Are held within our balls

                1. BestUsedCarSales   8 years ago

                  If Christian told us the links were late every time because he was listening to Rush I would completely forgive him.

                2. DEATFBIRSECIA   8 years ago

                  The sleep is still in my eyes
                  The links are still in my head
                  I heave a sigh and sadly smile
                  And hit refresh again

                  I wish that it might come to pass
                  Not fade like all my screens
                  Just think of what my life might be
                  On a blog like I have seen

                  My spirits are low, in the depths of despair
                  My cold coffee
                  Spills over?.

                  1. BestUsedCarSales   8 years ago

                    Attention all Users of the Reason Comment Board
                    Attention all Users of the Reason Comment Board
                    Attention all Users of the Reason Comment Board
                    Cucks Have Assumed Control
                    Cucks Have Assumed Control
                    Cucks Have Assumed Control

                    1. Fist of Etiquette   8 years ago

                      All good stuff. I stand.

                  2. Tom Bombadil   8 years ago

                    You're Geddying good at this.

            2. Crusty Juggler - Lawbertarian   8 years ago

              1975's Rollerball is an underappreciated classic, and contains a theme centered around the individual vs society, which makes it libertarian af.

              1. Crusty Juggler - Lawbertarian   8 years ago

                Good comment placement!

  2. Fist of Etiquette   8 years ago

    "Believing conspiracy theories makes people feel special."

    "Special" can be a loaded word. Did the editors put you up to that?

    1. Shirley Knott   8 years ago

      Yeah, are we talking short bus special or deluxe limo special?

      1. Anomalous   8 years ago

        Those who believe think they are the latter, but are actually the former.

    2. Unicorn Abattoir   8 years ago

      That's what they want you to think!

  3. Crusty Juggler - Lawbertarian   8 years ago

    Trump, at war with everyone, mocks McCain, McConnell

    In private, President Trump has taken to physically mocking M&M: Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (slumped shoulders; lethargic body language) and Sen. John McCain (imitating the thumbs-down of his historic health-care vote).

    Alpha af.

    1. BestUsedCarSales   8 years ago

      I hope the media keeps calling them M&M.

      1. Chipper Morning, Mean Girl   8 years ago

        They melt in your mouth, not in your hand.

    2. Fist of Etiquette   8 years ago

      I wish he would make Spitting Image type puppets of them and have conversations with them on Vine.

    3. ChipToBeSquare   8 years ago

      The world needs more mocking of John McCain, not less

  4. Fist of Etiquette   8 years ago

    Rick Pitino is out at Louisville amid an investigation into college basketball corruption.

    Finally, something sports related that takes our minds off the anthem protests.

    1. Libertarian   8 years ago

      Fine
      I won't make my crack about Russian influence.

  5. BestUsedCarSales   8 years ago

    "Believing conspiracy theories makes people feel special."

    You expect me to just believe their lies?

  6. Fist of Etiquette   8 years ago

    Some women in Saudi Arabia have gotten behind the wheel after the kingdom lifted a ban on women driving, even though it will not issue licenses for another nine months.

    They're hoping the celebration sex will leave them too preggers to apply.

    1. BestUsedCarSales   8 years ago

      I'm pretty sure celebration sex is just whenever the husband feels up to holding them down for 2 minutes.

      1. Chipper Morning, Mean Girl   8 years ago

        All sex in Saudi Arabia is like that Barry Pepper scene from Three Burials.

    2. Jerry on the sea   8 years ago

      ...and then they find out they're not even old enough to drive.

  7. Crusty Juggler - Lawbertarian   8 years ago

    Teacher convicted of sex acts with student in East Palo Alto classroom

    Matko, who was an English teacher at the school at the time of her arrest in December,2015, was convicted of one count of oral copulation on a minor and three counts of lewd acts on a minor age 14 or 15.

    The jury is expected to continue deliberations Wednesday on two additional charges, including one accusation regarding a second student. Matko is facing a sentence of about six years behind bars and will have to register as a sex offender, according to San Mateo County Chief Deputy District Attorney Karen Guidotti.

    Wait for it...

    "Female teachers who commit offenses such as this are fairly few and far between," Guidotti said. "But we see it."

    Yes we do.

    1. BestUsedCarSales   8 years ago

      was convicted of one count of oral copulation

      The law is astonishingly good at making great things sound horrible.

      1. geo1113   8 years ago

        True but a blowjob is a blowjob is a blowjob.

        1. BestUsedCarSales   8 years ago

          True but oral copulation is oral copulation is oral copulation.

          1. geo1113   8 years ago

            AS long as I am with someone on my choosing, I can live with it.

          2. Libertarian   8 years ago

            What is this, Gertrude Stein Day?

    2. SIV   8 years ago

      Does she teach the blind?

      1. Half-Virtue, Half-Vice   8 years ago

        I laughed.

        *tips hat*

  8. Fist of Etiquette   8 years ago

    The Taliban claimed responsibility for a failed mortar attack on the airport in Kabul while Secretary of Defense James Mattis was making an unannounced visit to Afghanistan.

    Only losers claim responsibility for their fuckups. Sad.

  9. Fist of Etiquette   8 years ago

    The head of the state police in Michigan apologized for calling NFL players taking a knee during the national anthem "a bunch of rich, entitled, arrogant, ungrateful, anti-American degenerates" on her Facebook page.

    Good thing the protests weren't directed at organizations like the one she heads. That would look real bad.

  10. Stormy Dragon   8 years ago

    Believing conspiracy theories makes people feel special.

    "Everyone is necessarily the hero of his own life story." -- John Barth

    1. Half-Virtue, Half-Vice   8 years ago

      More of an Anti-Hero.

  11. Crusty Juggler - Lawbertarian   8 years ago

    JFK assassination: Lawmakers call on Trump to release all classified documents

    The Trump administration, meanwhile, said the decision to release the documents is currently under review.

    "We have been working closely with the National Archives and other departments and agencies since the beginning of this administration on processes that are consistent with the JFK Assassination Records Collection Act," an official with the National Security Council told Fox News on Tuesday.

    I've been re-crushing Ellroy's Underworld trilogy, and I expect the documents will verify the books are 100% accurate.

    1. John   8 years ago

      Are you a believer in the "Santo Tropicante put up an associates' reject commie nephew (Oswald) into killing Kennedy" theory?

      1. Crusty Juggler - Lawbertarian   8 years ago

        I don't have an actual theory, but I have fallen into the assassination rabbit hole and it is endlessly fascinating, however, I would not be surprised if there was an organized mafia or CIA plot to kill him - JFK fucked over a lot of people with the Bay of Pigs, and he let his brother go after the mafia after they helped him get elected.

        Note: don't piss off a lot dangerous people.

        1. John   8 years ago

          I had a friend who was way into all that. And he sketched out a pretty convincing case that Tropicante was behind it. Oswald was the nephew of a Tropicante associate and known to the mob. He was also a congenital retard who could be talked into virtually anything. So the theory is that the mob put him up to it on the promise that they would wisk him away to safety in Cuba and a hero's welcome. The mob figured that the cops would kill Oswald when they captured him and Oswald being a known communist nut would leave the trail back to them cold. When the cops didn't kill Oswald, they called on Jack Ruby. The thing that makes it so believable is that not only was Oswald the nephew of a Tropicante associate, Ruby had been caught stealing money from Tropicante and was basically a dead man. That is a hell of a coincidence for both the guy who killed Kennedy and the guy who killed him to be that closely connected to Tropicante. Basically, Ruby was known to the cops and knew he could get into the Dallas jail and was told to go down there and figure out a way to kill Oswald before he talked in return for he and his entire family not meeting very horrible deaths.

          That is the most plausible conspiracy theory I have ever heard.

        2. Stormy Dragon   8 years ago

          Kennedy was killed by a lone nut, just like nearly every other Presidential assassination attempt in this country's history.

          1. John   8 years ago

            That is why I like the Tropicante theory. It is consistent with the numerous facts that point to Oswald as a lone nut, which is what he was. It is entirely possible that Oswald was a lone nut who was put up to doing it by someone else.

            1. Juice   8 years ago

              He did say he was a patsy. He was the lone shooter and assassin, but he could still be a patsy.

            2. Libertymike   8 years ago

              John, forgive me for asking, but why are you spelling Trafficante's name as Tropicante?

              1. John   8 years ago

                Because I have a terrible memory for names and the spelling of them. Good catch.

                1. Libertymike   8 years ago

                  My uncle could give your friend and Richard "SVU" Belzer a run for their money on the subject.

                  My uncle approaches the topic comprehensively, thus he takes pride in knowing all the related principals, including the mob subjects, the families, and their histories.

            3. BYODB   8 years ago

              Would you believe I was thinking 'what, like the orange juice cartels'?

              1. Libertymike   8 years ago

                Yeah, the independents got squeezed out...

          2. Juice   8 years ago

            I thought Booth was part of a conspiracy.

            1. John   8 years ago

              He was. They hung several people who were part of it.

            2. Stormy Dragon   8 years ago

              Booth is the "nearly"

            3. loveconstitution1789   8 years ago

              They all were. Nobody just woke up and never talked to anyone about killing a president. All assassins run it by someone.

              The trick is proving that they other people wanted the assassination to happen for some diabolical purpose.

              1. BestUsedCarSales   8 years ago

                The question now is what Jodie Foster had to gain for Hinckley's actions...

                1. CE   8 years ago

                  Friend of the Bush family, duh.

          3. CE   8 years ago

            A lone nut who was obviously a US spy.

    2. BestUsedCarSales   8 years ago

      Finally, we will have government verification of the existence of the Lycan menace.

    3. Jerryskids   8 years ago

      When are they going to get around to releasing Obama's real birth certificate? You'd think that would be right at the top of Trump's list of state secrets to spill.

      1. loveconstitution1789   8 years ago

        That is a literally a state secret. Hawaii's state secret.

      2. John   8 years ago

        Now that Obama is out of office and it really wouldn't mean anything, would it be delicious if it turned out the dumb bastard was born in Kenya? Can you imagine the butthurt, shock and horror if it turned out the nutjobs were for once right and the entire media was wrong? That would just be epic.

        1. DEATFBIRSECIA   8 years ago

          Whereupon John finished into a crusty sock.

          1. John   8 years ago

            Don't confuse a cynical sense of humor with sexual desire.

            1. DEATFBIRSECIA   8 years ago

              Don't you talk about my ex-wife that way!

          2. Red Rocks White Privilege   8 years ago

            "Crusty Sock" was Michael Hihn's nickname in college.

  12. John   8 years ago

    The sports media drives me crazy. This thing with the college coaches being indicted is only tangentially about paying players. Paying players in violation of NCAA rules is not a federal crime. What is a federal crime is taking kickbacks for recommending someone's service and not revealing that. What the shoe companies do is pay the AAU and the college coaches to steer top players to college teams that wear their shoes and then to sign with that company should they ever make it big. Then the agents and the crooked financial planners are also in bed with the shoe companies and the coaches to steer players towards certain agents and planners for a fee of course. The whole thing is nothing but a fraud committed on the players and their families.

    The fact that Lousiville or South Carolina are going to go on probation or maybe get the death penalty is just collateral damage. The big news is that the head of worldwide marketing for Adidas just got indicted. This is about the web of crooked agents and AAU and NCAA coaches not really this or that team paying a recruit. This is not a recruiting scandal. This is a fraud scandal.

    1. Jerryskids   8 years ago

      College athletics is a fraud scandal.

      1. John   8 years ago

        No, it's not. It is a cartel that has a salary cap that says its members can only pay their players in kind with an education. Unless you really believe in strict antitrust law enforcement, there is nothing wrong with that. If the players don't like the deal offered by the NCAA, they should not take it. The fact that they have to because the NBA or the NFL won't hire them out of high school is not the NCAA's fault. Moreover, the NBA and the NFL should be free to put whatever age restrictions they like on who they hire.

    2. CE   8 years ago

      None of these should be crimes crimes though. It's all voluntary transactions.

      The Justice Department should start working on reducing actual crime in Chicago, as promised.

      1. John   8 years ago

        My failing to disclose financial connections is fraud. That is a crime.

  13. Crusty Juggler - Lawbertarian   8 years ago

    How Film Nerds Gone Wild Scandal Shows Corporate Perils Of Inaction Against Sexual Harassment

    Harry Knowles, the founder of Aint It Cool News ? the website that first became Hollywood relevant back when it aired reviews from readers who sneak into studio test screenings months before movies got released ? has announced he will step away from his website for a leave of absence, with his sister taking over. This comes after the Austin Film Critics Association booted him, and after the abrupt exits of several longtime contributors said to be the site's backbone in spearheading its genre film coverage. All this came days after our sister publication IndieWire bared a report ? flatly denied by Knowles ? that nearly two decades ago he had groped a woman, one who said it happened more than once. Multiple women have since come forward with harassment claims of their own.

    Fun fact: never touch or text a woman. Ever.

    1. BestUsedCarSales   8 years ago

      Thank god the new Senran Kagura game on the Switch has enhanced touching mechanics. Not a minute too soon.

    2. Mickey Rat   8 years ago

      That fact is not much fun.

    3. Chipper Morning, Mean Girl   8 years ago

      Because Crusty is so blessed with hirsute attributes, he is never really touching a woman anyway. She is always riding on a cushion of follicles, not unlike an air hockey table.

  14. Fist of Etiquette   8 years ago

    ...Peyton Manning could run to succeed him.

    Lionel Ritchie can sing "It's Peyton on the Senate Floor-oor" for his campaign.

    1. John   8 years ago

      He could call his economic plan "Omaha"

      1. Libertymike   8 years ago

        Bastard, you beat me to it.

        I was going to say, "he has to move from Omaha".

        1. CE   8 years ago

          I just hope he calls an audible when the GOP wants him to vote for war.

  15. John   8 years ago

    http://www.businessinsider.com.....sts-2017-9

    Hollywood isn't making any money. Clearly, the solution is to stop casting hot, young actresses in its films because of FAIRNESS!! That ought to work out well.

    1. lap83   8 years ago

      Complaining about the age of a stock character, i.e. "action hero love interest", just seems incredibly trite

      Here's a thought....older actresses are more established so they aren't clamoring for that role in the first place. Meryl Streep can be the protagonist, she doesn't need to be arm candy

    2. Juice   8 years ago

      To be fair, he's 55 but looks like he's 35.

      1. Crusty Juggler - Lawbertarian   8 years ago

        He has the caboose of a Greek god.

        2017: you must respond to Twitter.

        1. Juice   8 years ago

          Ok, in that pic he looks 45.

  16. Crusty Juggler - Lawbertarian   8 years ago

    'Interactive' sex doll breaks down after huge number customers try it out at Austrian electronics fair

    Samantha the Sex Doll had been showing off her 'skills', which include reacting to touch, hugging and moaning - and remembering individuals she has 'interacted' with, at the Arts Electronica Festival in Linz.

    However, Samantha's creators have now been forced to send her to be repaired, after visitors left the robot 'heavily soiled' and with broken limbs.

    Seriously ladies, your reign of terror is apparently over.

    1. BestUsedCarSales   8 years ago

      Sad to hear that Steve Smith got to her before anyone else had a chance.

    2. lap83   8 years ago

      and remembering individuals she has 'interacted' with

      even remembering them while she's interacting with the not-as-great new guys?

      1. Crusty Juggler - Lawbertarian   8 years ago

        even remembering them while she's interacting with the not-as-great new guys?

        She is amazing.

    3. Juice   8 years ago

      So it was a robot gang bang? ew

      1. loveconstitution1789   8 years ago

        Quaker State at the ready!

    4. Chipper Morning, Mean Girl   8 years ago

      "Where is your, uh, lady friend?"
      "She is in the shop."
      "What, again? I think you got a lemon."
      "Well, you know what they say. When life gives you a lemon..."

    5. Half-Virtue, Half-Vice   8 years ago

      I don't mind the sex doll stuff, but I think it's borderline disturbing anywhere outside the privacy of one's bedroom.

  17. Fist of Etiquette   8 years ago

    The government in Iraq has suspended international flights into Kurdistan and is urging foreign countries to close their embassies in the province after its residents overwhelmingly voted in favor of independence.

    Democracy is great except for all those voters.

  18. Crusty Juggler - Lawbertarian   8 years ago

    Anthony Scaramucci Wants to Stay Relevant by 'Making the World Better for Our Children and Grandchildren'

    Fun fact: there is a section called, "Sell your business and abandon your family for an eleven day job and some sweet Fox News gash."

    I've read it four times.

    1. Stormy Dragon   8 years ago

      Does his plan to make the world better for our children and grandchildren involving doing the fandango?

      1. Juice   8 years ago

        Holy shit. That picture makes him look like Piter De Vries from Dune.

        1. Juice   8 years ago

          The Lynch version.

        2. Mickey Rat   8 years ago

          By Scaramucci's will alone does he set his mind in motion...

      2. Libertarian   8 years ago

        +1 thunderbolt and lightning

  19. Crusty Juggler - Lawbertarian   8 years ago

    'Game of Thrones' Fails to Hire Any Women Directors for the Fourth Season in a Row

    Game of Thrones has recently been praised for its depiction of women in positions of power, after enduring criticism for years over its depiction of sexual violence. In fact, at least two female characters?Daenerys Targaryen and Cersei Lannister?are the most likely answers to the question, "Who will win the game of thrones?" The women of Game of Thrones give commands, they burn cities, they behead traitors, and they rise to the top. So why can't HBO seem to practice the ideals it preaches?

    Prediction: a sex doll directs a GoT episode before a woman.

    1. John   8 years ago

      Nothing says rating winner like "feminist fantasy".

    2. Stormy Dragon   8 years ago

      Who cares about season 8, we already have the ending we really want:

      'Game of Thrones' Jon Snow and Ygritte Are Getting Married IRL

      1. Fist of Etiquette   8 years ago

        NO SPOILERS

      2. Chipper Morning, Mean Girl   8 years ago

        That makes me genuinely happy.

        1. Unlabelable MJGreen   8 years ago

          For a few years, until they divorce.

      3. Mickey Rat   8 years ago

        You can't marry a pile of ashes, Jon!

    3. Mickey Rat   8 years ago

      The petson with the best legal claim to throne is a man now...

      The producer's made a big show that a partcular conference of one faction leadership was led by four women. Within two episodes only one of those women remained in any podition of authority.

      The writer has not been paying attention.

    4. Lily Bulero   8 years ago

      "The women of Game of Thrones give commands, they burn cities, they behead traitors, and they rise to the top. So why can't HBO seem to practice the ideals it preaches?"

      HBO should practice burning and beheading?

      1. Half-Virtue, Half-Vice   8 years ago

        Inability to separate fiction from reality?

    5. Red Rocks White Privilege   8 years ago

      I wonder if a female author would have been able to finish the novels by now.

    6. Half-Virtue, Half-Vice   8 years ago

      Sofia Coppola was busy?

    7. Tom Bombadil   8 years ago

      "Game of Thrones has recently been praised for its depiction of women in positions of power.........So why can't HBO seem to practice the ideals it preaches?"

      Because GofT is fiction and directing TV shows is real?

    8. CE   8 years ago

      No spoilers, please.

  20. loveconstitution1789   8 years ago

    President Trump and Republican leaders in Congress unveiled the most detailed look at their tax cut plan yet.
    I wonder when the TDS will start on this too?

    1. geo1113   8 years ago

      TAX CUTS FOR MILLIONAIRES, BILLIONAIRES,AND CORPORATIONS!!!!

      1. loveconstitution1789   8 years ago

        Don't forget tax cuts for the Middle Class.

  21. Juice   8 years ago

    Do you suspect the 9/11 attacks were a government cover up?

    ...you could be doing it for attention.

    So people who are skeptical and suspicious about government claims are attention whores? Ok.

    1. Lily Bulero   8 years ago

      To be fair, people who are skeptical of the government tend to attract attention...from the government.

  22. Crusty Juggler - Lawbertarian   8 years ago

    How Campus Rape Got So Complicated: Vanessa Grigoriadis on Her Book 'Blurred Lines'

    Sort of interesting. First, they get a simple fact wrong, and that annoys me. Second, both the author and interviewer seem endlessly annoying, but apparently her book - and the story - are fairly skeptical of ridiculous way campus sexual assault has recently been adjourned, and there is this:

    One Syracuse student who refers to herself as "Blackout Blonde" recalls some of her sex-capades to Grigoriadis, including an incident that the rad fems at Wesleyan would surely argue was sexual assault.

    But "Blackout Blonde" doesn't consider herself a survivor.

    "As far as I'm concerned, there's only one person to blame in that situation, and his name is Jos? Cuervo," she says.

    Fun fact: send your son to SU.

    1. geo1113   8 years ago

      Is that the book the song was based on?

  23. Domestic Dissident   8 years ago

    The head of the state police in Michigan apologized for calling NFL players taking a knee during the national anthem "a bunch of rich, entitled, arrogant, ungrateful, anti-American degenerates" on her Facebook page.

    One should never apologize for making a statement that contains so much truth.

    1. BestUsedCarSales   8 years ago

      They might want to apologize for all the vicious police brutality though. At least it's pro-America brutality though.

  24. Stormy Dragon   8 years ago

    Trump sells tax plan as 'historic' opportunity

    A shady real estate developer offering the chance to get in early on a "historic opportunity"? What could possibly go wrong?

    1. loveconstitution1789   8 years ago

      Tax cuts for most Americans.

      Starve...the... beast!

    2. CE   8 years ago

      You get a graduation photo with a cardboard cutout instead of your hero?

  25. Rebel Scum   8 years ago

    Stating a somewhat popular opinion is an impeachable offense

    Congressman Al Green (D-TX) has called for the impeachment of President Trump before, but he's now doing so based on Trump's NFL comments. He condemned Trump for calling anyone an "S.O.B.," arguing that it is offensive to all these athletes' mothers. Remember, according to Cornell Brooks, the former NAACP president, the "son of a b**ch" colloquialism is code for the "n-word." Green said, "I rise to denounce these comments that have been made, because they have brought discourse to a new low. Mr. Speaker, this is a level of indecency that is unbecoming the presidency." So he told everyone assembled that next week he "will call for the impeachment of the president of the United States of America."

    I'm starting to think that Team Blue will keep being ridiculous enough that Team Red won't lose in the midterms no matter how hard they try to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.

    1. John   8 years ago

      I have thought that for a while. The Democrats are so stupid they are going to manage to lose even though their opponents are trying to lose themselves. I really believe the Republicans in Congress want the Democrats to take control of the Congress because it will get them off the hook for making any decisions or taking any responsibility and also maybe get rid of Trump whom they hate. This is why they refuse to do anything. They want to lose.

      It is a beautiful plan except that the Democrats are so stupid they keep screwing it up. The one thing that will save the Republicans from themselves is making the midterms a referendum on impeaching Trump. Do that and the GOP base will forget all about the good for nothing Congress and have a reason to show up and vote. And of course, that is exactly what the Democrats seem intent on doing.

      1. Rebel Scum   8 years ago

        Agreed. But I do wonder what effect there will be on turnout when they barely attempt to do what they told their base they would. Why show up to vote if nothing comes of it when the person you voted for wins?

    2. Tom Bombadil   8 years ago

      "Remember, according to Cornell Brooks, the former NAACP president, the "son of a b**ch" colloquialism is code for the "n-word."

      As in 'colored people'.

    3. CE   8 years ago

      No, but it will get you fired at ESPN.

  26. Rebel Scum   8 years ago

    President Trump and Republican leaders in Congress unveiled the most detailed look at their tax cut plan yet.

    It's gonna be YUGE. (and the GOP won't act on that which they have been talking about, well, forever...)

  27. Rebel Scum   8 years ago

    The Taliban claimed responsibility for a failed mortar attack on the airport in Kabul while Secretary of Defense James Mattis was making an unannounced visit to Afghanistan.

    James Mattis cannot be killed by conventional weapons.

    1. CE   8 years ago

      You know who else made an unannounced visit to Afghanistan?

  28. Crusty Juggler - Lawbertarian   8 years ago

    "Believing conspiracy theories makes people feel special."
    Turns out, if you're an avid conspiracy theorist, you could be doing it for attention.

    From the Joo-homo media cabal? I don't think so.

    1. BestUsedCarSales   8 years ago

      Lizard People.

      1. Episteme   8 years ago

        At this point, I honestly want Trump to start accusing his opponents of being lizard people at rallies. I just want to see what happens.

  29. Rebel Scum   8 years ago

    Some women in Saudi Arabia have gotten behind the wheel after the kingdom lifted a ban on women driving

    Of all the things the things women are not allowed to do in Saudi Arabia, not allowing them to drive probably made the most sense. //sarc

  30. John   8 years ago

    http://www.thetruthaboutknives.....boyfriend/

    The good news is that the British National Health Service has finally scheduled you for that life-saving heart surgery. The bad news is that your surgeon was convicted of stabbing her boyfriend in college.

    Holy shit does that chick look crazy.

    1. BestUsedCarSales   8 years ago

      She just looks british to me. Shame enough that that is.

      1. John   8 years ago

        She looks slasher movie nuts. In defense of the judge here, any man that would put it in a chick who looks that crazy, was kind of asking for it.

        1. BestUsedCarSales   8 years ago

          I really don't agree with you on that. And the details of the case I've seen so far make it seem like a reasonable decision on the part of the judge. Haven't heard statements from the boyfriend though, wonder his opinion.

        2. CatoTheChipper   8 years ago

          Bunny boiler nuts.

      2. Telcontar the Wanderer   8 years ago

        BUCS's Taste In Women, status: SCHIZO.

  31. John   8 years ago

    http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017.....brawl.html

    A brawl broke out at the Berkeley Empathy Tent. The Antifa people make the Manson family seem attractive and well kept by comparison.

    1. BestUsedCarSales   8 years ago

      I could see why empathy is an idea so offensive to Antifa.

    2. GeneralWeygand   8 years ago

      "Someone is going to treat me like the pig that I am."

    3. Stormy Dragon   8 years ago

      Gentlemen, you can't fight in here. This is the Empathy Tent!

  32. Libertymike   8 years ago

    So who would make for a better senatorial candidate, Peyton Manning or Tom Brady?

    BTW, I'll take Manning's wife, Ashley, over that Brazilian bitch to whom Brady is chained.

    1. John   8 years ago

      Manning. Brady seems to have zero personality. Manning manages to be a bit of a loveable goof. Can you imagine Brady trying to pull off those Pizza commercials or the "Payton on Sunday Morning" ads? No way. Brady seems to have no personality or any kind of self-awareness or ability to self-deprecate.

      1. Libertymike   8 years ago

        Agreed.

        Yeah, Brady is a better looking guy, but he doesn't have Manning's charm, wit, or, as you observed, self-deprecation.

        How about the new Nationwide ad with Brad Paisley? Can you imagine Brady pulling that off?

      2. Red Rocks White Privilege   8 years ago

        I don't know, John--Brady's a pretty good troll when he wants to be. Plus, he completely discombobulated the press when they saw that MAGA hat in his locker--wonder if seeing that made simpering nerd Charles Pierce reconsider his Patriots jock sniffing for half a second.

  33. Trigger Warning   8 years ago

    I say we fully enable and support an independent Kurdish state, because fuck Baghdad.

    1. Half-Virtue, Half-Vice   8 years ago

      Been on this train for 3 years. The Kurds held the line when nobody else gave a shit and ISIS rolled over the middle eastern wasteland. They withstood the siege of Kobani which was the beginning of the end for ISIS.

      1. Red Rocks White Privilege   8 years ago

        To be fair, they've had a lot of help from the US Air Force in doing so. But their ability to maintain morale and fighting elan while being supplied with little more than small arms and technicals has been impressive.

        1. Half-Virtue, Half-Vice   8 years ago

          Everyone had US air power on their side during the ISIS land grab. All other forces routed and were subsequently captured and sadly mass executed by ISIS, only the Kurds held. Men and women rode by bus and jeep across the Turkish border and headed to Kobani when everyone else in the area was trying to flee that very place.

    2. Telcontar the Wanderer   8 years ago

      FUCK yes.

      They stand by us, we stand by them. If we have ANY honor left as a nation...

    3. CE   8 years ago

      Self determination is a basic human right, and secession is the political expression of that right.
      Except for the CSA. Those guys waged war on America.

      1. Telcontar the Wanderer   8 years ago

        *waged war on 3 million of their fellow citizens over the course of several centuries

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