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According to an internal United Nations report, 134 UN peacekeepers from Sri Lanka sexually abused children in Haiti. While 114 of them were sent home, none served any prison time for their crimes. There have been nearly 2,200 accusations of sexual abuse against UN peacekeepers in the last 12 years.

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  1. “If I heard that a UN peacekeeping mission was coming near my home in Chattanooga,” [US Senator Bob Corker] told AP, “I’d be on the first plane out of here to go back and protect my family.”

    Seems rather racist.

    1. not to mention practical…

  2. “We’re from the UN, we’re here to keep the peace, but we wanna GET a piece or five or seventy, for ourselves, too!”

    (Can’t keep no peace if I don’t get no piece, right?)

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    1. Can we have a MOAB delivered to the them? In thanks for all they do…

    2. Abby Patterson is one high-class hooker spambot.

  4. UN peacekeeper (removes hat. Rings door bell): “Hi, we’re from the UN peace keeping division. Erm, where do you keep the children? To, um, protect them’.

    /giggles from other UN soldiers standing behind him.

  5. Are they sure it was the UN? Have they checked Jeffrey Epstein’s plane for blue helmets? I mean, with all that Clinton Foundation money eradicating poverty in Haiti, surely there had to be one or two fact finding missions.

  6. “Legally, the UN is in a bind. It has no jurisdiction over peacekeepers, leaving punishment to the countries that contribute the troops.”
    Well, the way out of this “bind” (spelled BS) is to require jurisdiction over troops acting in the name of the UN. Any country that refuses should have its dues doubled, and voting rights suspended for a year. Or just give up on the proven den of inequity, move them to some other country, and sell the valuable New York real estate to pay reparations.

    1. The way to get a lid on this is to withhold UN money from countries that don’t clean up their act. The reason these third-world kleptocracies are sending troops to rape girls and wear blue helmets is to get money from the US and Western Europe.


      1. this will just have to be their dirty little secret…it also reduces the child molestation at home in the bargain

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