Horse Masseuses on the Loose: Three Women Take Down Arizona's Anticompetitive Animal Massage Law
Arizona licensing board finally backs down from an expensive, unnecessary mandate that nearly forced three women to give up their careers as animal masseuses.

After a three-year legal battle, an Arizona state licensing board finally backed down from an expensive, unnecessary mandate that nearly forced three women to give up their careers as animal masseuses.
In an agreement signed last week by Judge David Udall, the Arizona State Veterinary Medical Examining Board said it would no longer require animal massage practitioners, who provide therapeutic services to dogs, horses, and other animals, to obtain a veterinary license. Obtaining that license requires years of post-graduate schooling, which can cost as much as $250,000.
"All I want is the freedom to do my job, and I have that now," Celeste Kelly, one of three plaintiffs in the lawsuit, said in a statement.
Kelly was a certified equine therapist with more than 10 years of experience working with horses when the state board tried to driver her out of business by threatening her with fines and jail time if she didn't get a veterinary license. She was one of three women who joined together in a 2014 lawsuit, with help from the Institute for Justice, a Virginia-based libertarian law firm with a track record of tackling unfair and anti-competitive licensing laws in numerous states, to challenge that requirement on the grounds that it violated the state and federal constitution's due process protections.
It also violated the rules of common sense. The state board argued that the licensing rules were intended to protect the public's health and safety, though it was never clear how Kelly's business was threatening anyone.
What was clear from the cease-and-desist order sent to Kelly and other animal massage practitioners in Arizona was that they were providing unwanted competition to licensed vets in the state. As often happens with state licensing boards—for dentists, cosmetologists, tour guides, and so on—the Arizona Veterinary Medical Examining Board was acting in the best interests of its members, rather than the public, and was using the power of the state government to force competitors out of the market.
"The case provided a perfect example of how many occupational licensing regulations — rather than promote public safety or consumer interests — too often serve only to protect entrenched elites at the expense of innovation, entrepreneurship and job creation," opined the Las Vegas Review-Journal editorial board this weekend.
Incumbent businesses like restrictive licensing laws because it means they can charge higher prices and block competition, but these rules limit entrepreneurial opportunities and increasingly act as dead weight on the economy.
Another plaintiff in the case, Grace Granatelli launched her own business, Pawsitive Touch, offering massages for dogs after finding herself out of work during the recession. Like Kelly, she was in danger of losing her livelihood because she did not have a license to practice veterinary medicine—even though she wasn't advertising herself as a vet or offering veterinary services.
In a cease-and-desist order sent to Granatelli in 2013, the Arizona Veterinnary Medical Examining Board warned that she could face fines of $1,000 for every massage she completed without a license.
"To comply with the ruling and obtain a license, Ms. Granatelli would have to spend about $250,000 over four years at an accredited veterinary school. None require courses in massage technique; many don't even offer one," The New York Times reported last year in a profile of Granatelli's business and the ongoing legal battle.
Kelly, Granatelli, and Stacey Kollman, the third plaintiff in the case, will now be free to practice their trades without requiring expensive licenses or facing the threat of government action.
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Horse love wins!
Horse Masseuses on the Loose
Moose, Cabooses, hardest hit, more at 11.
Crusty's purchase of a horse costume and a ticket to Tuscon suddenly makes a lot more sense.
Huh, subject of horse massage comes up, Crusty is the first thing on everyone's mind.
I thought that Asian chicks with owl glasses are what's on everyone's mind.
hey Hyp, send me an email.
Crusty is gonna find out that a happy ending from a horse masseuse is more than he bargained for.
"All I want is the freedom to do my job"
Another of those nutty wingers. You can't just be letting anyone go around massaging horses! Thanks to Trumpkins, our government is now so small it's going down the bathtub drain!
What kind of... horse "massage" are we talking about here?
Asking for Crusty.
As long as the girls at The Happy Ending Funtime Massage Parlor don't need a doctor's license I'm good.
How do you know your happy ending is medically sound?
Wait until they legalize prostitution and institute some handjob licensing. There will only be three allowed techniques, and getting them to forego lubrication and put their toes in my mouth is going to cost extra.
What's the third technique?
Sit on your own hand until it goes numb. It's called the stranger.
The Institute for Justice is the knees.
Also, I ask that Reason please do something to keep me safe in these comments.
It's not the comments you need to worry about.
The masseurs wash their hands thoroughly before and after each session, so Crusty's likelihood of contracting equine herpes is fairly small.
So many puns..."horse" vs. "whores," "just say neigh"...
Don't stop there, Ed. Keep going!
I think I've covered the mane points already, so I'll just hoof it out of here.
I think I've covered the mane points already, so I'll just hoof it out of here.
They're pretty Hackneyed anyway.
Hey Eddie, send me an email.
OK, I emailed you, but this better not be about horse massages.
Hi-ankle sprain-ho Silver, away!
Mmmmm.... Waygu Horse.
There are similar draconian requirements for doing equine therapy here as well. Hopefully more of this can be deregulated.
And if Crusty does come to Tucson, I will buy him a drink. But he can't come home with me.
If Crusty come to Tucson, I request ample warning. And please stay off 4th ave.
BULLIES
Trust me. South Tucson is more your style anyway.
This is becoming the worst chat room ever.
It's whores' masseuses, not horse. A common mistake.
How many whores could the mongols hoard if the mongol hoard hoarded whores?
Sluteen.
What, you are not into soft core lesbian equine porn?
Hay now, Hyperion.
I was just horsin around.
One day you feel quite stable,
The next you're comin' off the wall.
But I think you should warn me,
If you start heading for a fall.
I see the problem start,
I watch the tension grow,
I see you keeping it to yourself.
And then instead of reaching conclusions,
I see you reaching for something else.
No one can stop you now,
Tonight you're on the loose.
No one to tell you how,
Tonight you're on the loose.
No one can stop you now,
Tonight you're on the loose.
No one to tell you how,
Tonight you're on the loose.
I see no harm or danger in escaping
If the method suits the style.
We put the mind on idle,
And let the others take it for awhile.
When the pace is too fast,
And I think I won't last,
You know where I'll be found.
I'll be standing here beside myself
Getting ready for the final round.
No one can stop me now,
Tonight I'm on the loose.
No one to tell me how,
Tonight I'm on the loose.
No one can stop me now,
Tonight I'm on the loose.
No one to tell me how,
Tonight I'm on the loose.
The time we feel most stable
Is the time we're comin' off the wall.
And there's every indication
We may be heading for a fall.
So let the problems start,
And let the tension grow,
We'll be keeping it to ourselves.
And while they're busy reaching their conclusions,
We'll be reaching for something else.
http://pjmedia.com/instapundit/257219/
America's favorite crazy English queen returns. A man who spent years trying to prove that Sarah Palin faked her pregnancy and obsessing over her uterus now wonders if Trump is mentally unstable.
I keep asking myself this simple question: If you came across someone in your everyday life who repeatedly said fantastically and demonstrably untrue things, what would you think of him?
Gee I don't know Andy, what would we think of such a person? What would we think?
Yeah, John, what would we think of such a person?
That he was Andrew Sullivan.
Is this now the worst chat room ever?
It could be worse. You could be over on the Muslim ass rape thread and hear Crusty explaining how large cylindrical objects keep accidentally penetrating him. He seems to have a lot of million to one shots come through.
There's been a horse thread for 2 hours now. A freaking horse thread, for cryin out loud! What's going on, did the Cosmos take off early for a cocktail party? Worst chat room ever.
I will take this over another Chapman piece on Trump.
What happened to Dalmia? Did Trump deport her? Or did Reason decide she's already done enough damage?
I can't believe her meltdown on twitter went unnoticed. Maybe they sent her to the same clinic they sent Sudderman after the election. Let her dry out and detox for a few weeks.
Yeah, between that shit, Suderman, Rico Suave, and Gillespie whining on Twitter that the entry ban is purely racial in nature... ah, I wish I had the means to fund my own libertarian periodical. With blackjack, and hookers.
Also, Twitter delenda est. Nothing good comes of it. Nothing.
Its too bad the Kochs didn't move Reason HQ to Wichita when they took it over. That would have weeded out a lot of the Washington Wonk riff raff.
Dalmia is getting extra arms spliced onto her torso to battle Trump in the upcoming battle.
Ladies and Gentleman, your 2017
Report: Gay NPR commentary contributor charged with assault in Betsy DeVos fracas was a refugee whose family fled the Taliban
http://www.washingtonexaminer......_click=rss
Not much detail there. I think I'll wait commenting on this until we learn more.
What does the fact that he is gay have anything to do with it?
Gay refugee, fleeing from Rapefuckistan.
Read the headline and think about it for a while. Then get back to me. Let me give you a hint, its a headline full of media buzzwords. How many headlines do you see about gay, Muslim NPR reporters assaulting Trump cabinet secretaries?
meh, they're not really a "reporter". - the piece itself simply says that they contributed 1 story last months, and it was just a anecdotal story about themselves, not 'reporting'.
the identity-stuff (the fact they're gay and muslim) seems irrelevant to the whole thing, and don't see why it matters. If it WERE an actual "reporter" running around creating news by physically trying to obstruct people, that would be something new.
its a funny headline. Lighten up for God's sake.
I thought it was a joke at first.
its a funny headline. Lighten up for God's sake.
I was kinda dumbfounded at what a gay muslim refugee's family looked like.
It's interesting that he has been a refugee from Afghanistan for 5 yrs. but, apparently, didn't hesitate to visit the Grand Mosque in 2014.
Work is work, even when you're quasi-reporter and, arguably, performing nothing more than an 'occupy' function I guess.
if you say so.
i think if there's meta-humor somewhere in all this, its that media can generate multiple stories out of "someone blocking a stairway for 2 seconds". because our media feeds off the most trivial things.
Yeah, that hands-off, slacker media we had for the previous 8 years is looking more appealing every day.
Seems like proof that the right-wing rag isn't any more appealing than the left wing rag from that district.
They're mentioning it for the same reason they never mentioned Milo is a gay Jew who never stops going on about how he's only into black men in their headlines about the UC Berkeley riot. El oh el, narratives.
Was he the guy on the video who ran after DeVos and got in front of their van as it was driving away?
Gay, NPR, Betsy Devos, refugee, Taliban... *checks card* Yup I think I won fake news Bingo.
You missed your chance for a more Dr. Seuss-like hadline: Horse Masseuses on the Looses.
I don't get massages, but horses do? That's bullshit.
You can get a massage. You just can't get a happy ending like a horse can.
:,(
You still get an ending, it's just a sad ending: a hand job from a clown.
It's just like California to crony like this... wat - Arizona? It must be California transplants!
It was illegal immigrants.
People have been arguing for a ban on immigration from California for decades.
Do animal masseuses also provide animal husbandry services, or do you have to pay extra for that?
Depends on the masseuse.
John, I thought you were done with animal husbandry enthusiasts.
It's a goddamn addiction Chip, everyday you're tempted by that sweet, sweet Horse Girl ass.
What does this have to do with Sarah Jessica Parker?
OT: Sandusky's son arrested for being a pedo.
Today in "the least shocking news I've read all day"...
(are there any idiots in State College who still think this is a giant conspiracy against Penn State? Probably.)
There are Penn State alums all over the country who honestly think Paterno did nothing wrong. I know a couple of them.
http://wjactv.com/news/local/c.....ex-charges
Here is the better story on it. It looks like he was pathetically trolling teenage girls who were having none of it. Fortunately, it looks like he never actually got anywhere beyond creepy text messages.
Where the fuck is Swiss to narrow his gaze at the lot of ye?
*shame
*shame
whinnies
*shame on me