Architect of Title IX Overreach Appointed to U.S. Commission on Civil Rights, Obama Says Russia Did It, Clinton Blames Comey: P.M. Links

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MICHAEL REYNOLDS/EPA/Newscom Catherine Lhamon, assistant secretary of the Education Department's Office for Civil Rights and chief architect of the worrying expansion of Title IX-based sexual misconduct tribunals on college campuses, has been appointed to the U.S. Commission on Civil Rights. True story, though: Reason associate editor Robby Soave (me!) was appointed to the D.C. Advisory Committee to the U.S. Commission on Civil Rights.
- In his final press conference, President Obama expressed confidence that the Russian government was involved in the alleged hacking of the DNC. He also thought the perception of Democrats as "latte sipping, politically correct" hurt them in the election.
- Earlier today, Hillary Clinton blamed her loss on the hack and James Comey.
- Columbia University Professor Mark Lilla defended his thesis that liberal reliance on identity politics made them lose.
- Female Stanford University alumni push back on administration's scolding of band members for making sexually suggestive comments.
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Fist's secret is for sale.
Quit juicing. It ruining the game!
Am i the only one mashing F5??!
These euphemisms.
Fist's secret is for sale.
I'd buy that for a dollar!
Nah, just kidding. Once everybody knows it, it's not effective any longer.
Hello.
"Earlier today, Hillary Clinton blamed her loss on the hack and James Comey."
Loser. She's a loser. Simple as that.
She got more popular votes than both Obama in the 2008 primary and Trump in the 2016 election, and still didn't make the Oval Office.
Makes you wonder if that's how the devil tricked her into selling him her soul:
"You want to be President? I'll make sure you get more votes than anyone who runs against you!!!"
"Really? Sign me up, Beelz!"
"You want to be President? I'll make sure you get more votes than anyone who runs against you!!!"
Gold. Fucking gold.
I thought the Russians gave her more votes than voters in Detroit? That still didn't lock Michigan for her? Am I in the wrong cycle?
Fist's secret is for sale.
I'll just wait until Assange posts it on Wikileaks.
You're assuming the squirrels don't get to him first
The Russians are holding onto that one for blackmail.
Slip Robby a twenty every two weeks?
Bottle of hair conditioner is worth it's weight in gold. Know your customer.
No. I want to believe.
Fine. You can pay not to reveal it.
Woo Hoo! You're my hero again, Playa!
The king has been dethroned.
Just spill it. Information wants to be free!
I'm not even doing this anymore.
So late. So so late.
In his final press conference,
Bullshit.
Yeah, this guy will never leave our TV sets. Never.
Apparently, Obama told Putin to his face about not crossing a red line with all that hacking.
Well last one of the year anyway. Aren't you going to miss him Playa?
Another news, Tahoe is getting shafted this season. Many inches of water but not cold enough for snow. Those lucky enough to be closer to Mammoth did better as they have the elevation. Aw shucks I'm going skiing anyway.
Mammoth the first week of Jan. The low there is 1F tonight.
BTW, It got 4 feet in the last 24 hours.
You think I don't know this? I'm going to need ice skates at Squaw.
Mansplaining at its worst.
I even explained with pictures!
Earlier today, Hillary Clinton blamed her loss on the hack and James Comey.
If she lives another 1,000 years, will she eventually come to "I was a terrible candidate"?
Don't curse us.
Top model agencies agencies fined ?1.5m for price-fixing
The CMA said the five agencies got together regularly to agree on a minimum level of prices - which is against the law.
And yet the State can set a minimum price for labor.
Living wage!
"Living wage"
Make it mandatory for to pay people in unslaightered livestock. Problem solved.
True story, though: Reason associate editor Robby Soave (me!) was appointed to the D.C. Advisory Committee to the U.S. Commission on Civil Rights.
Wait until they find out that you're a white male.
Um...
Woh woh woh! You guys are missing the lead. Who the fuck made Robby an "associate editor?" He's not even qualified to be an intern!
Sometimes contributors get title-inflation to "editor." I'm not saying it happened here, just that some publications do it.
Seems that is like "associate" at the convenience store, rather than at a law firm.
Clinton blamed her loss on the hack
Well, I realize Hard Choices wasn't exactly expertly written, but ....
I lol'd
Hopefully the others on the committee are so enraptured by your hair that they allow you to make real progress on making the government actually notice that civil rights are still a thing.
He will lobby vehemently to ensure every kid in the DC area will have access to shampoo and a hair brush.
True story, though: Reason associate editor Robby Soave (me!) was appointed to the D.C. Advisory Committee to the U.S. Commission on Civil Rights.
No fucking way. Go home, Soave, you're drunk!
Calm down, Pan. It's D.C. *Comics*.
That's even worse! Supergirl doesn't need a Robbyhorse companion!
Comet doesn't have a mane as magnificent as Robby's.
True story, though: Reason associate editor Robby Soave (me!) was appointed to the D.C. Advisory Committee to the U.S. Commission on Civil Rights.
It's true, that Robby hasn't always been perfect on Civil Rights...
Female Stanford University alumni
Technically they're alumnae. Or alumn?, if you want to be pretentious.
If I don't get to be pretentious, I really don't have anything left.
"'Pretentious'?! *Moi*?!"
You've still got your Monocle and orphans don't you?
You've still got your Monocle and orphans don't you?
Lost 'em in '08. The Reign of Lord Obama's been hard on the ol' bank account . . .
Guys, I re-discovered this. Such good satire on the right and left, especially SJWs. Also, they called November back in April
The Privilege Game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOMpxsiUg2Q
Seven Red Lines
That was pretty good.
Trump election: Michelle Obama tells Oprah Winfrey America lacks hope
Speaking to talk show host Oprah Winfrey, Mrs Obama said America's outlook had changed since Donald Trump won November's election.
Right. Hope in America rang from every rooftop until 12 minutes ago.
Not a Trump fan, but at least there's a chance of some positive change now. It's been proven that Obama was a terrible president--no need to wonder about that anymore.
My IRA/401k agree!
In a few years, maybe I can buy some bonds!
I was thinking the same thing. Bond rates have been effectively zero for a long time.
You know, with at 401k windfall, you should really consider donating to the DNC. The DNC has begun a fund to restore the free and open election process. It is called the Bernie fund ...
What do we do if we don't have hope?
Perhaps we could rely on "change"?
I do have a quarter in my pocket
I have a whole roll of quarters.
Yeah, that oughta do it.
With the post-election Trump bump, that quarter is already worth 26 cents
Trump bump
Something ebullient voters will refer to with pride in a few months.
"Having a grown-up in the White House who can say to you in times of crisis, 'Hey it's going to be ok, let's remember the good things we have, let's look at the future, let's look at all the things that we're building..." she says.
When did Barack do any of that?
Oh, he did lots of it. To his sycophants in the U.S. genpop. Everybody else got the latte-foam-coated middle finger.
YOU DIDN'T BUILD THAT.
/drops mic.
The soaring stock market and optimism from businesses about 2017 are sure signs of lost hope.
This is the longest December.
IT'S A LOOOONG DECEMBER
AND THERE'S REASON TO BELIEVE
MAYBE THIS YEAR WILL BE BETTER THAN THE LAST
::kills self::
+1 Recovering The Satellites
Right choice. That song is on my top ten worst.
Speaking to talk show host Oprah Winfrey, Mrs Obama said America's outlook had changed since Donald Trump won November's election.
"Now we're feeling what not having hope feels like," she said. [...]
If one doesn't consider the Americans who wanted Trump to win, sure.
To be fair, their "hope" is that the SJWs get far enough down the emotional gutter that they commit mass suicide.
"Having a grown-up in the White House who can say to you in times of crisis, 'Hey it's going to be ok, let's remember the good things we have, let's look at the future, let's look at all the things that we're building..." she says.
"All of this is important for our kids to stay focused and to feel like their work isn't in vain, that their lives aren't in vain.
If our kids and anyone else in our society are looking to the White House for meaning in motivation then we are already lost.
The sentiment nicely encapsulates one of the things that's wrong with American politics.
Having a grown-up in the White House
Yeah, I miss Ike too.
Oh.
You're talking about your husband.
Right.
He struck as rather flippant more than anything and certainly not a leader.
A yapper and a lecturer yes but not a statesman in the truest sense of the word.
Much like the feminist we have up here.
Really? Bullshit. Everyone I know is walking on air and feeling very hopeful. The stock market is shooting up like a rocket. How many trillions of dollars are we about to repatriate? I predict a resurgence in the economy the likes of which we have never seen.
The wookie just has a sad because she won't be able to jet off to europe with her 50 closest friends on the taxpayer's dime any more. Fuck off Meeeshell.
You clearly deal with grown adults, then. With 20-somethings and college progs, it's "Wahhhh! Social justice is the worst it's ever been! Our electors now have a choice between Civil War and World War III!!!"
"America's outlook had changed since Donald Trump won November's election"
Lady, you must not get out much. Because the vast majority of voters didn't have hope. Including most of the Hillary voters who expected her to win a coronation. Even they were resigning themselves to four years of derp.
LORD THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY DO
Whatever Michelle. STFU and enjoy your last taxpayer funded vacation. Try not to steal shit from the White House when you leave like Hillary did.
Female Stanford University alumni push back on administration's scolding of band members for making sexually suggestive comments.
Of course they are. How will the bitches know who's hot and who's not if we shut down suggestive comments on campus?
Es ist fertig.
Warty Hugeman and The Girl With the Nazi-Ray Eyes: A Warty Hugeman Time Travel Adventure
"Suck my asshole, Fritz," Warty replied.
I like where this is going...
Oh c'mon, there's gonna be a sequel, right?
"THIS IS CETI ALPHA FIVE!"
I wanna know what Warty does with the doomcock now. Will he now sport two members, like a snake? There is some new ground to be trod there for a writer, perhaps.
I expect some John Woo, flying-through-air-in-slomo dual-wield shit.
"I'm going to take you to a place where I can pay to have you raped to death by porcupines. And a place like that exists. I spent a weekend there once. It was hilarious."
Ah yes, the 57th century Fetish Emporium and Penal Colony on Quillis V. It's lovely in the summer.
I love well-traveled people.
"From women Band alumni: Joking about sex is not sexual assault.
Dear administrators,
Women like sex and jokes about sex.
Women do not like to be assaulted.
We can tell the difference."
My son was in this band his freshman year. They have a great time, are talented, funny and irreverent. It would be great if they could stay that way.
I hate everything about Stanford except for the band and Kerri Walsh.
More of a Misty May fan myself.
"Columbia University Professor Mark Lilla defended his thesis that liberal reliance on identity politics made them lose."
Look, here's one academic with at least one foot in reality.
If We Made Contact With Aliens How Would Religions React?
For example, when we ask, "What is life?"
Baby don't hurt me.
Beautiful.
*SLAP*
I want a govt grant to study the psychological effects that the discovery that elves and goblins are real will have on sci-fi fans.
Brigham Young theorized about the possibility of aliens from the moon, and other Mormons have talked about life on other planets. So I'm guessing the Church of Latter Day Saints will be fine.
I think any creator religions would be fine.
"God created the universe" vs "God created the universe and populated it with intelligent beings" is not very different.
Yeah, there is an inordinate amount of Mormon science fiction writers that cleverly smuggle tenets of Mormon faith into their writings.
Hey now, Orson used to be good!
And of course, Scientologists.
I'm gonna laugh my ass off when the first aliens land on Earth, step out of their flying saucer and the first thing they ask is if we've got a minute to talk about Zenu.
Surely you meant Tarvu.
When it turns out to be a cigar, won't you have egg on your face!
I am more interested in whether we will evangelize the aliens or will they evangelize us?
We won't. They've marked our whole area of space as off-limits on the galactic charts.
They're made out of meat.
Alternatively, our whole planet could be marked as "mostly harmless" depending on your preference.
Am interesting take on the Fermi paradox, to be sure.
Why the shit would aliens not made out of meat have a concept of "meat"? As opposed to "complex self-replicating structures of organic molecules"?
It would be like a silica-based lifeform writing a story about humans being revolted and horrified (rather than fascinated) at learning that the silica-beings' planet was filled with intelligent sand-food.
Eh, just as a religion geek, might be fun to do some predictions.
Judaism: Might have some problems theologically
Mainstream Christianity: Might also have some problems, with the idea a savior would be given to just one planet.
Mormons: Probably immediately start planning missions to space. Religious missions, that is.
Jehovah's Witnesses: Same as Mormons
Islam: Probably fine (to each nation (including, presumably, aliens) a prophet) but they're gonna have a hard time explaining that whole "seal of the prophets" thing when multiple worlds exist. What made Earth so special as to get the last guy??
Baha'i: Have been teaching that aliens are probably real since the 1800's. They fine.
Scientology: Suddenly validated, or in deep shit, after aliens confirm or deny the alien portions of their religion.
Other various alien cults: See Scientology
Buddhism: Probably fine with things.
Taoism: I think they wouldn't even care.
Confucianism: Depends if the aliens are Virtuous. As in, the Five Virtues.
Hinduism: Varies sect to sect, I imagine, Hinduism's a diverse beliefset.
Asatruar: Unless Marvel is right, there's probably some issues here theologically.
Tengriists: The Eternal Blue Sky got a lot more interesting.
Pastafarians: already confirmed, planets are giant meatballs. Pass the sauce.
Taoists would roll with it, it's basically irrelevant to their arguments if humans are the only sentient species in the universe or one of many. It's all part of The Way.
Members of the Church of Beer: Dude, you good to drive?
Jainism: Hey! Your flying saucer landed on an anthill!
Billy Graham, the late Christian evangelist, when asked if there was a physical Heaven replied that he didn't know.
He went on to say that after death Christians might be sent to colonize other planets.
"Might also have some problems, with the idea a savior would be given to just one planet."
Arguably, it would just be seen as inapplicable. Meaning, aliens are obviously not descended from Adam, thus not subject to original sin, and quite possibly not subject to anything recognizable to humans as sin, in which case they wouldn't need a Savior. More likely they would be viewed as angels or devils, or something outside the terrestrial order.
Because if there is one thing the Jesuits running the Vatican's observatory is known for, it is their lack of intellectual curiosity.
+1 The Sparrow
Obama: I told Putin 'cut it out' on hacking
And Putin did cut it out by not hacking the DNC emails.
Yeah, leaks != hacks. When are Democrats gonna admit that dump came from inside DNC?
The clown panic has been replaced by the Russian panic.
Maybe the clown scare was just a dry run for this circus
They won't, this is the new Florida recount. It's going to fade after Trump becomes President but it will always pop up in arguments over the next four years.
Can you send observers for the Electoral College? Also, where's Aresen?
Libertarians would have won YEARS ago if not for darned RUSSIAN HACKERS!!
*shakes fist at imagined cyberthreat*
I like how Obama makes it sound like he scolded Putin like a naughty child. Meanwhile, Russia's got the upper hand of influence in Syria and has made the DNC so paranoid that they've turned True-Believing Progressives into neo-McCarthyites.
Police Respond After Taking Blankets From Homeless
Is it
"After the police asked them to move, they did not, they were cited and their equipment was taken as evidence."
or
"A police spokesperson explained, 'The officers were just trying to protect them from possible smallpox.'"
(Props to you-know-who)
Lucy?
Why ....
Why what?
....you little!
Why a duck.
It isnt fair that people found out what a shitheel Clinton is. That wasn't supposed to happen. That is why she lost. That is her story and she's sticking with it.
Sunlight is the best disinfectant
That sounds like Russophobic propaganda, mister.
How likely is it that Clinton is blackmailing Obama and is using threats to get him to use his popularity to push the "Putin hacked the election" bullshit.
I just don't know why he would risk his reputation on this nonsense other than being petty against Trump.
being petty, BHO in a nutshell.
It really is complete nonsense. Wikileaks told us how they got their info. Worse, my comment above really does encapsulate their argument. People found out the truth about Clinton and that isnt fair, wasn't supposed to happen.
It is absurd. This is the real reason they lost. They are unaware of just how bad they are so they just keep making stupid arguments.
Who the fuck ever got elected by insulting voters?
Don Rickles?
*narrows gaze at hockey puck*
Does picking yourself and shooting your opponents (i.e. an insult of the physical variety) count?
Trump?
'Fake pot' causing zombielike effects is 85 times more potent than marijuana
Fake news.
85 times! My goodness that's potent.
Which is weird because anything more than 2x as potent as my typical brownie leaves me asleep on my couch.
I give you: swank. 10 times more addictive than marijuana.
MENDOZAAAAAAAAAAA!
I didn't know Hilary was that addictive.
I hear her penis is dazzling.
Reason associate editor Robby Soave
Who?
"Some guy."
/New Jersey accent
Someone somehow managed to make it into adulthood without knowing what gelatin is
You'll Never Eat Another Gummy Bear or Marshmallow Again After Hearing What It's Made From
DEAR SWEET LORD, NNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
This writer's an idiot. I've spent decades happily turning many of those ingredients into broths my family and friends rave about, especially when added to gravies, soups, stews . . .
God in Heaven, just how fuckin' dumb have some people become that they think gelatin's a bad thing?
I always add unflavored gelatin to beef stew. Not sure why that's any more "disgusting" than all the delicious beef I also put in it.
Who didn't know this? Why do you think throwing bones in soups and sauces thicken them up?
Also, bone marrow is excellent.
Figured it was common knowledge.
Beef comes from. . .COW.
Carl Weathers certainly understands...
+2 adults getting a stew on
Don't be silly. It comes from supermarkets.
I have 2 rib bones simmering in my prime rib jus right now.
I hade no idea they came from animals. Disgusting.
I'd be happy to come over and, uh, "take care" of that little problem for you.
*unzips*
Perhaps the author is just trying to enlighten the products of modern education.
Is this the same idiot I heard recently on NPR breathlessly exposing the deep, dark secret of where carrageenan comes from and how ubiquitous that stuff is? God forbid they ever find out where milk comes from.
COW BOOBS!?!?!
Udderly disgusting!
Did those Bovine Americans consent to having their sexual organs repeatedly fondled like that? I think not
No, Bovine sexual assault would be a more accurate description.
Mmm... rape milk...
It tastes better when taken, not given. - barbarian
Whoa. Never thought of it like that before.
*** contacts cousin in Wisconsin ***
About milk: I wonder whether the nascent idea of drinking the mammary secretions of other species would be permitted today.
Yes, that's dumb, but it's still smarter than this one.
look i hate vegans but I have never met one that didn't know geletin was an animal product.
I made some last night as a matter of fact. And to get a shit ton, use pig trotters.
2 pigs feet
1 skirt steak/botton plate/etc.
2 veal marrow bones
Simmer in 3 gallons of water for 10 hours
strain and reduce to approximately 2 cups
meat jelly good for anything...and please DON'T SEASON THIS or it will just turn into a salt lick.
I use chicken backs, necks, and feet. So cheap, and so rich.
Um so I am guessing these people have never made their own stock at home?
Damn, I was really hoping that was a Vox article.
I wonder if the writer is also a participant in the bone broth craze...
You mean "stock"???
I hear people talking about bone broth all the time, and it's so irritating. IT'S STOCK, YOU ASSHOLES!!! DON'T PRETEND THAT YOU JUST FUCKING INVENTED IT!!!!
Let me guess; Jenny thinks we should buy our meat at the grocery store where it is made and no animals are harmed. And milk comes from the grocery store.
She should have to spend a couple of years living on a farm and only eating what she can produce herself.
Menstrual blood?
I'm starting to think the success of clickbait lies in the fact that dumb kids use the internet too, at ever increasing rates.
I just... really want to believe some of the stories out there on online news have no appeal to adults. I'm probably wrong, but I want it to just be dumb kids clicking on stupid things driving up ad revenue causing writers to write stupid things to pander to the anonymous internet market.
the perception of Democrats as "latte sipping, politically correct" hurt them in the election
Because real Americans only drink pour over or French press.
Chinese retirees could fuel he next overseas property boom
Except in BC, where those damn furriners make everything expensive and are therefore evil, and must be punished.
(But left-wing xenophobia is much better than right-wing xenophobia)
Damn your, Rich Chinamen! We'll tax you yet!
/BC progs
"What you mean, 'Lich'?"
Fucking hell, now I need an adventuring party of at least 9th level.
Time to hit the tavern circuit, I guess...
These are immigrants I will be glad to see show up here instead of widows and orphans from Syria.
Communists and socialists??
They'll be dead soon, then we grab the estate.
Realistically both the Chinese and Syrian immigrant groups will be dominated by socialists, so I guess rich socialists are preferable to poor socialists as they'll contribute more and take less from the system. And as contributors, it might be easier to disabuse them of their socialist tendencies than it would be to disabuse socialists who are heavily dependent on government largesse. Ideally no socialists would be imported, but as we don't currently have the technology to accurately screen immigrants for socialism I don't know what can be done about it.
Earlier today, Hillary Clinton blamed her loss on the hack and James Comey.
Did she specify which particular hack (besides Comey) she was referring to? And did she forget to mention the cunt, the dickhead, the shitweasel and the many, many dirtbags that all contributed?
Podesta: "I have a name, you know!"
Reason associate editor Robby Soave (me!) was appointed to the D.C. Advisory Committee to the U.S. Commission on Civil Rights.
Appointed > joined. You're not out of the club just yet...
What do we do if we don't have hope?
Check the contents of your other hand.
*I hope somebody out there gets this.
"Want in one hand" or "wish in one hand" are the more dominant formulations, but this does work.
+1 Shitty hand
I get it. How could anyone not?
Is this stealth advertising for Rogue One?
Russian hackers tried, failed to breach Republican National Committee, officials say
Do you need more proof yet, libertardians? THE ELECTION WAS STOLEN!
So the Republicans were relatively competent at security, and the Democrats were wholly incompetent.
Well it is much easier to be competant when you are hiring for skills rather than to right social injustices.
Or, the children of donors the GOP hired to oversee their IT are superior to the children of donors the DNC hired.
Their parents probably told them that backwards Republican nonsense of "Get a real degree!" or something.
That's the only logical conclusion one could make. But logic is teh hard.
Remember kids, the Democratic Party is the party of progress and technology. Not like those stupid old Republican fuddy duddies who still use AOL CDs to get on the internet and use "12345" for all their passwords.
You'd think they'd wise up and use their license plate number or something.
"But the intruders failed to get past security defenses"
Assuming this is accurate and true (and with everything that comes out of the mainstream press about Russia these days, the opposite should be assumed) this just translates out of techspeak to:
"Some dumbass in the DNC clicked on a damn link from an phishing email. People who work at the RNC were smart enough not to fall for the obvious ploys of phishermen."
An Open Letter To 'Mr.' Trump: WTF Is Wrong With You!?
It only gets better from there.
I wish people would stop calling these things "open letters" and properly label them as "My grandstanding to the internet..."
Well, he's not anyone's president yet. Although it sure as hell seems like it on the news.
You lost the popular vote by almost 3 million votes, more than any president in United States history.
"HOW DOES POPULATION GROWTH WORK, I'M SO CONFUSED."
I refer to you as "Mr" because I do not recognize you as my president.
I'm sorry, did you win a plurality of the electoral college, bitch?
I have been thinking about that skit basically since it was obvious that Trump was the nominee. It's disturbingly prescient.
Deranged Clinton Supporter: But, Clinton won the popular vote!!
Anyone Sane: Yeah, maybe, but Trump is taller.
Deranged Clinton Supporter: What does that have to do with any...
Anyone Sane: Exactly!
The level of denial on the left tells me just how bad this is hurting them. It also gives me a warm fuzzy feeling inside.
its almost as warm as whiskey.
Our favorite transracial Shaun King had a similar tantrum a few days ago. It's maybe even better stuff than the HuffPo guy's.
He was born in 1979.
So basically only Dubya could be in his timeline. Clearly he's not much of a mathematician, or maybe he's talking about elementary school elections.
Still technically correct that he didn't vote for Ronald. Or Nixon, even!
Maybe he means Ronald Paul?
I love the accusations of charlatanism from the guy whose career is based on pretending to be black.
You know what a President who is in the bottom fifth of electoral vote-getting is?
President.
When do the liberal tears stop flowing?
An interesting tid-bit: Trump's "bottom fifth of electoral vote-getting" puts him ahead of Truman, Kennedy, and Carter, i.e. half of the post-WW2 Democratic presidents. They might want to reconsider "going there".
There have been 58 Presidential elections. Here are the winners and their electoral vote totals:
Washington 69
Washington 132
Adams 71
Jefferson 73
Jefferson 162
Madison 122
Madison 128
Monroe 183
Monroe 231
Adams 84
Jackson 178
Jackson 219
Van Buren 170
Harrison 234
Polk 170
Taylor 163
Pierce 254
Buchanan 174
Lincoln 180
Lincoln 212
Grant 214
Grant 286
Hayes 185
Garfield 214
Cleveland 219
Harrison 233
Cleveland 277
McKinley 271
McKinley 292
Roosevelt 336!
Taft 321!
Wilson 435!
Wilson 277
Harding 404!
Coolidge 382!
Hoover 444!
Roosevelt 472!
Roosevelt 523!
Roosevelt 449!
Roosevelt 432!
Truman 303
Eisenhower 442!
Eisenhower 457!
Kennedy 303
Johnson 486!
Nixon 301
Nixon 520
Carter 297
Reagan 489!
Reagan 525!
Bush 426!
Clinton 370!
Clinton 379!
Bush 271
Bush 286
Obama 365!
Obama 332!
Trump 306
Trump's 306 is the 21st best out of 58. How that puts him in "the bottom fifth of all presidents ever" is an exercise left for the reader.
Dang it! I didn't count Nixon's 520. That makes Trump's 306 the 22nd best.
Coast Guard seizes 26.5 tons of cocaine
And people stopped doing cocaine and stopped wanting to do cocaine and everything was perfect from then on. AMEN!
BEST. CHRISTMAS. PARTY. EVER.
While the 26.5 was attracting attention 76.4 tons was off loaded in California.
Reason associate editor Robby Soave (me!) was appointed to the D.C. Advisory Committee to the U.S. Commission on Civil Rights.
No offense son, but you look like you should be in school with your head down a fucking toilet.
Reason associate editor Robby Soave (me!) was appointed to the D.C. Advisory Committee to the U.S. Commission on Civil Rights.
When I was in school, I was appointed head toilet-unclogger of the house. Not that there's any connection between dealing with foul, nasty lumps of shit clogging up the works and clearing out a toilet, but I just thought I'd mention it.
If your goal is to beat James Buchanan as the worst president in history, well then Mazel Tov
Good stuff indeed! Thanks, Pat!
Worse than Franklin Roosevelt? Worse than John Kennedy?
It's good stuff all the way down!
I think Obumbles currently holds that title.
Finally, an audience that will take him seriously. Let Operation: Truth-To-Power commence.
What? *Amy Chozick!?* that's so unfair.
Impeachable: Donald Trump eyeing Sylvester Stallone to chair National Endowment for the Arts?
He did win an Oscar for Best Original Screenplay, but he also cast Talia Shire...
"If I knew then what I know now, I would have married Dolph Lundgren and fought Brigitte Nielsen."
Advanced Black Lung Cases Surge In Appalachia
Mr Markos just got the weirdest boner...
Robby, I'm begging you to please (I even used a capital B in the HTML tag...that means I'm extra serious!):
sign all your articles as "D.C. Advisory Committee to the U.S. Commission on Civil Rights Member Robby Soave". It would be a great act of trolling.
+1 vote that doesn't count.
You'd better listen to him Robby, he's just crazy enough to do it!
Russian hackers tried to penetrate the computer networks of the Republican National Committee, using the same techniques that allowed them to infiltrate its Democratic counterpart
They asked some guy in a bar at the Republican Convention for his password?
They sent a phishing email to Podesta. Didn't work for some reason.
It's crazy to realize but most hacks are initiated via some social engineering scheme. It's pretty powerful
NY Giants Player Chastised for Playing "Too Gay"
Was it Eli?
*somebody's* not happy with those sweaters their Aunt keeps getting them!
12yr Old Tries To Detonate Bomb at German Christmas Market
A previous attempt by the boy to set off a bomb at a local Christmas market Nov. 26 had failed, according to the Focus report.
Emphasis added. WTF?
A failure of counseling...?
As BBC would describe him, A 12-year-old German-Iraqi boy.
Probably got self-radicalized on Bismarck speeches and Karl May novels.
Tie a noose and make it tight,
A feast for crow come tonight.
Failed mass murderer's like real mass murderer's cannot be saved. And why should they, don't we have an overpopulation crisis? NO LIVES MATTER Unless you argue that life is sacred from a religious perspective I don't want to hear it. Presidents to paupers die in droves every single day, 100,000 a moon-cycle; some people deserve to live, sure, others to die, but nobodies life truly matters. Death is destiny.
Flush this turd.
"This news is startling everyone, of course," government spokesman Steffen Seibert said at a news conference in Berlin."
Idiot smashed his hand with a hammer, surprised it hurts.
Catherine Lhamon, assistant secretary of the Education Department's Office for Civil Rights and chief architect of the worrying expansion of Title IX-based sexual misconduct tribunals on college campuses, has been appointed to the U.S. Commission on Civil Rights.
Doesn't that move her from fire-able appointee to unfire-able civil service? If so, isn't that really the story here?
I've heard there's a lot of that going on. Perhaps an intrepid reporter could do some digging and write an article about it?
Fire them, anyway.
Apparently not possible. But hopefully they can be underfunded and defanged.
Simply disband whatever bodies they have been appointed to. Also, raise your middle finger to Obumbles when you do it.
Could grab her by the pussy until she quits.
I declare this the Robbyiest Linx of All Robbytime!
Not possible. Only 3 are about college-stuff. And while the first one is "Self-back-patting", there are 2 links here with actual "news".
Whataboutism, redux
THE RIGHT REPRESSES SPEECH TOO!!
Call me back when this prof is actually fired.
The left tends to complain about "rhetoric" because they have very little else to base their fears on. The active suppression of wrongthink by liberals is, on the other hand, all too real.
Or when a University gives tenure to Milo to spout whatever political BS that crosses his mind to a captive audience just trying to fill a degree requirement.
Milo actually has the ability to think reasonably & justify many of his arguments, so he's not comparable to the average gender studies lunatic. Spencer, on the other hand...
Only 2 more hours left on this train... Carry me back to Virginia Amtrak train.
I could be wrong, but I think CNN amended "confirms" to "essentially confirmed" in the past fifteen minutes.
Merry Fuckmas everyone! See you Monday.
Swifty? Are there any arguments being made that I can't see with my eyeballs, that you can glean from your extra-sensory perception? I'm just certain there are profundities hidden in the ether context.
Is this particular incident of metastasis something that can't be undone quickly by Trump?
Apparently not.
Would seem then that Obama's in a scramble to protect all the pawns he's got left by insulating them in positions where they can't be removed. Color me surprised.
It seems almost like Obama knew her career was going to be destroyed by Trump, so shuffled her off somewhere she would be safe.
I wanted to hop on the "feel sorry for me I'm victimized by Trumpkins" bandwagon, so here's my attempt...
7 reasons I know my baby is a Trump Supporter, #4 will shock you
1. He's YUGE (8lbs 10oz and 22 inches at birth)
2. He was orange - sure a lot of babies are a bit jaundiced at birth...but they're not all white privileged males
3. He peed on a minority female (the Hispanic nurse at his most recent appointment, probably his way of telling her to go back to Mexico)
(cont..)
4. He has a cute fire engine themed onesie. Fire engines have eight wheels and four people on them, and four plus eight makes twelve, and there are twelve inches in a foot, and one foot is a ruler, and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler, and Queen Elizabeth was also a ship, and the ship sailed the seas, and there were fish in the seas, and fish have fins, and the Finns fought the Russians, and the Russians are red, and fire trucks are always "Russian" around. Therefore he was obviously in cahoots with the Russians in stealing the election from Hillary
5. I was holding him when I cried after finding out that Hillary lost and I could swear he smiled when one of my tears landed on his tongue.
6. Not Woke.
7. I don't have a picture of this unfortunately, but he likes to puts his fists in the air. At first I was hopeful that he might be showing his solidarity with socialists, but then I remembered he's a white male. I hope no one recognizes me when I have to take him to the next White Power Rally.
Put that kid up for adoption. Trade him in for a more vibrant model.
I was holding him when I cried after finding out that Hillary lost and I could swear he smiled when one of my tears landed on his tongue.
In this world, one needs to work their children's salt tolerance as soon as possible. In 2042 he will be laughing like a madman when the Democratic transgenital candidate with vat-grown penises grafted to his cheeks loses to Reaganbot 4.0.
Congratulations.
I also have to apologize, because I've been posting here for about a decade and thought you were a dude this whole time. In my defense, it is known that there are no libertarian women.
She is a dude.
Congratulations!
#4 made me lol. Not only does he look evil, he also gifted, because I didn't pee on my first Mexican until I was in my early 20s.
Serves you right for letting a brown person touch him.
What a gorgeous little cis shitlord you've produced. I look forward to being oppressed by his white male privilege.
Thinking this would make great Potemkin-urchin for tours of my monocle factory. Well-fed, under-worked, laid back. Peeps will think its France.
The real urchins just have to be locked up in the firebox until later after the tour.
Give him some building blocks. If he builds a wall with them, congratulations, you're raising a xenophobic, racist, misogynistic, cretin with tiny orange hands. Get him fitted for his jackboots, swastika armbands, and his tiny Hugo Boss inspired uniform.
What if he hires Mexican orphans to build the wall?
Unless he's the one who made them orphans in the first place, not-Trump.
Petula Dvorak, WaPo's 2016 Queen of Derp, brings her A-game
An epidemic of lies: Our country's cultural plague just keeps getting worse
it actually starts off well, pointing out that there have been a lot of hoaxes and "fake news" this year
it then goes predictably off the deep end, closing with
My thoughts
How can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't real?
I don't know what that is.
Celebrity children encountering marijuana for the first time.
It is amusing that feminists will see "rape culture" in the US, but not in the Muslim world.
American ladies can complain about "rape culture" in the USA, and the only consequence is that Daddy will still write the tuition check to Oberlin.
Complain about a Muslim culture tgat is actually a rape culture, snd the consequences are a muslim puts a grenade down the front of your jumper.
Don't ever mention the streetlight effect to a feminist crusader against rape culture. If you're lucky she'll think you're talking about sex workers; if not, she'll understand the reference and try to shiv you to quiet the cognitive dissonance.
I just found out that jeff bezos owns WaPo. This explains so much. Wasn't it once a relatively decent paper? They have turned into a straight-up progressive propaganda rag. Fake news indeed.
Well he's also donated to Reason and brought libertarian law bloggers the Volokh conspiracy into WaPo, so maybe cosmotarian is the preferred nomenclature
Wasn't it once a relatively decent paper?
It used to be referred to as "Pravda on the Potomac", so I don't think the recent change is all that out of character.
Tons of important regulations to Amazon - from net neutrality to IP law to FAA drone regs to potential antitrust - necessitate purchasing some Beltway influence. Most hire lobbyists. Bezos figured WaPo was better bang-for-buck means to the same ends. And journalists have a much freer legal hand than lobbyists to ply what in many ways is the same trade. Bezos not stupid.
He's only owned for about three years. I think it's prog propaganda goes back prior.
In fact, I think there were threats from many of the journalists to quit when Bezos bought it.
What's real?
Climate change is real.
Rape culture is real.
Hate crimes are real.
Another insensitive cracker hating my climate-rape culture. FYI, it's called a 'rain dance' morons.
"What's real?
Climate change is real.
Rape culture is real.
Hate crimes are real."
Those are technically true and essentially useless statements.
'bama's trying to reverse-Comey the election. Rat bastard.
I just listened to the Presidents press conference. He said the hacked/leaked emails contained," pretty ordinary stuff." (paraphrasing, I don't remember the exact words and can't find a transcript yet)
Is he saying the DNC has always colluded with the media and rigged their primaries?
Good to know that he can now be honest about those facts.
Is he saying the DNC has always colluded with the media and rigged their primaries?
Maybe that's how he beat Hillary in 2008.
That was my exact thought.
Yet their exposure still UNDERMINED DEMOCRACY somehow
By ordinary, he meant pretty much what you'd expect from the DNC.
Hello, Robby Soave, congratulations on your appointment.
Here are some recent reports by the various state advisory committees.
The D. C. committee did reports on "fair housing" and "public education." I bet they'll love to have a libertarian perspective on this and other issues!
The Michigan advisory committee did a report on asset forfeiture.
The Ohio committee did a report on "barriers to entrepreneurship." (I wonder if D. C. has any of those?)
Ooh, look, the California committee did one on free speech on college campuses! Better hustle before you colleagues beat you to the punch!