Reason.com - Free Minds and Free Markets
Reason logo Reason logo
  • Latest
  • Magazine
    • Current Issue
    • Archives
    • Subscribe
    • Crossword
  • Video
  • Podcasts
    • All Shows
    • The Reason Roundtable
    • The Reason Interview With Nick Gillespie
    • The Soho Forum Debates
    • Just Asking Questions
    • The Best of Reason Magazine
    • Why We Can't Have Nice Things
  • Volokh
  • Newsletters
  • Donate
    • Donate Online
    • Donate Crypto
    • Ways To Give To Reason Foundation
    • Torchbearer Society
    • Planned Giving
  • Subscribe
    • Reason Plus Subscription
    • Print Subscription
    • Gift Subscriptions
    • Subscriber Support

Login Form

Create new account
Forgot password

Trump Selects Labor Nominee, Harry Reid Says Farewell, Astronaut John Glenn Dead at 95: P.M. Links

Scott Shackford | 12.8.2016 4:30 PM

Share on FacebookShare on XShare on RedditShare by emailPrint friendly versionCopy page URL
Media Contact & Reprint Requests
Large image on homepages | Michael Reynolds/EPA/Newscom
(Michael Reynolds/EPA/Newscom)
  • Sen. Harry Reid
    Michael Reynolds/EPA/Newscom

    Donald Trump has chosen the CEO of Hardee's (or Carl Jr.'s, depending on where you are) to serve as his labor secretary. Andrew Puzder has been a critic of major increases in the minimum wage, pointing out that it makes it too expensive to employ low-skilled people in businesses with low profit margins (like fast-food franchises).

  • Pioneering astronaut and former senator John Glenn has died at age 95.
  • Wave buh-bye to one of the Democratic establishments biggest party hacks. Sen. Harry Reid (D-Nevada) gave his farewell address today as he retires from office.
  • A military official in the U.S. says North Korea has the capabality of launching a nuclear weapon, but it's not clear whether they have the technology to actually target a location.
  • Congress has gotten involved in trying to regulate those bots who immediately buy all those concert tickets online right when they're available.
  • A magnitude 6.5 earthquake hit off the shore of Northern California, too far from the coast to have any significant impact.
  • Russia and the United States have agreed to a meeting to discuss the withdrawal of Syrian rebels from Aleppo.
  • The latest info gleaned from documents leaked by Edward Snowden indicate that the National Security Agency (NSA) has the capability to monitor cellphone conversations of those who are in flight on commercial aircraft.

Follow us on Facebook and Twitter, and don't forget to sign up for Reason's daily updates for more content.

Start your day with Reason. Get a daily brief of the most important stories and trends every weekday morning when you subscribe to Reason Roundup.

This field is for validation purposes and should be left unchanged.

NEXT: U.S. Life Expectancy Falls for First Time Since 1993

Scott Shackford is a policy research editor at Reason Foundation.

Share on FacebookShare on XShare on RedditShare by emailPrint friendly versionCopy page URL
Media Contact & Reprint Requests

Hide Comments (461)

Editor's Note: As of February 29, 2024, commenting privileges on reason.com posts are limited to Reason Plus subscribers. Past commenters are grandfathered in for a temporary period. Subscribe here to preserve your ability to comment. Your Reason Plus subscription also gives you an ad-free version of reason.com, along with full access to the digital edition and archives of Reason magazine. We request that comments be civil and on-topic. We do not moderate or assume any responsibility for comments, which are owned by the readers who post them. Comments do not represent the views of reason.com or Reason Foundation. We reserve the right to delete any comment and ban commenters for any reason at any time. Comments may only be edited within 5 minutes of posting. Report abuses.

  1. Fist of Etiquette   8 years ago

    Donald Trump has chosen the CEO of Hardee's (or Carl Jr.'s, depending on where you are) to serve as his labor secretary.

    NOW TRUMP HAS GONE TOO FAR.

    1. DEG   8 years ago

      I like Carl Jr's commercials.

      1. Fist of Etiquette   8 years ago

        We don't have them in this area, if you simply must know.

        1. You ARE a Prog (MJG)   8 years ago

          Do you have the Internet in your area?

          1. Fist of Etiquette   8 years ago

            Maybe I don't, smart guy.

            1. Bobarian (Would Chip Her)   8 years ago

              Dooo yooo have Hardee's?

        2. DEG   8 years ago

          Carl Jr's aren't in New England either.

          I'm surprised the usual suspects haven't flagged Carl Jr's commercials on youtube as being "adult content".

          1. Zeb   8 years ago

            They'd have to get every single music video first.

            I think Google knows their business well enough not to be censoring ads.

            1. Austrian Anarchy   8 years ago

              They'd have to get

              Uh, no they don't. They have proven to be quite picky and far from even handed in their flag throwing.

          2. Playa Manhattan.   8 years ago

            Adult Content???

            My 2 year old loves them!

            1. AceDroman   8 years ago

              Would eat that fish taco

      2. jack sprat   8 years ago

        ^yep

    2. Rufus The Monocled   8 years ago

      Hello.

      Now that's some piece of awesome trolling. A CEO of a burger joint to be labor secretary.

      AUTOMATED BURGERS!

      1. DEG   8 years ago

        Hello.

        1. Tonio   8 years ago

          Stop that.

          1. DEG   8 years ago

            Too late.

      2. Brett L   8 years ago

        I think he's pointed out that if you make labor more expensive than capital investment, you get more robots and fewer jobs. This is startling news to the communists who usually run our Labor Department.

        1. Mithrandir   8 years ago

          "I think he's pointed out that if you make labor more expensive than capital investment, you get more robots and fewer jobs."

          Could this actually be a positive in the long-run?

          1. Hyperion   8 years ago

            "Could this actually be a positive in the long-run?"

            I'm guesstimating on the robot's chances of getting your order right... yes, good thing.

            1. Mithrandir   8 years ago

              I mean, I can't see additional investment in technology as being a terrible thing. I guess I'll try to look on the bright side if minimum wage laws did increase.

          2. Zeb   8 years ago

            Long run, I think it's probably neutral. The technology exists to make that happen now.

            I'd rather see it happen organically as the market demands and not as a result of unskilled and young workers becoming unemployable by legislative fiat.

        2. DEG   8 years ago

          In a argument with a Progressive about the minimum wage, I said, "If an employee wants to work for less than the [statutory] minimum wage, and the employer is willing to hire him at that amount of money, who are you to tell them 'No!'?"

          His response?

          "That's just Ayn Rand insanity!"

          1. PapayaSF   8 years ago

            LOL

          2. John C. Randolph   8 years ago

            "Shut up!", he explained.

            -jcr

        3. jesse.in.mb   8 years ago

          A few years ago I was in Berlin and sent a progressive friend a picture of a bank of self-order kiosks at the McDo's in the train station with the caption "this is what a high labor cost fast food worker looks like". It was right in the middle of the kerfluffle about raising the minimum wage that came before the "Fight for $15". He was not amused but at least partially conceded the point.

          1. DEG   8 years ago

            As a side-note, Germany didn't have a statutory minimum wage until recently.

            1. Tonio   8 years ago

              That's unpossible. Why, we are regularly assured by progs that Europe, particularly France and Germany, are so much more enlightened and progressive than the US.

              1. DEG   8 years ago

                You made me laugh.

              2. Groovus Maximus   8 years ago

                It's because every other social/medical/cultural safety net benefit was already in place in all those Euro-landian Paradises, Tonio. Duh! You can't even Collective Prog....Loser.-)

                *Though that is actually the reason why most Western Euro nations don't have minimum wages or Guaranteed Monthy Incomes, TBH.

            2. Apatheist ?_??   8 years ago

              Norway and Sweden don't have one at all.

              Actually the US is 13th in national nominal minimum wage ahead of everywhere but Western Europe and Australia/New Zealand. Plus we have state and local minimum wages that are even higher.

              1. Raven Nation   8 years ago

                Australia/New Zealand?

                You'd probably get away with writing that in Sydney, but don't risk it in Auckland.

              2. Pompeius the Quant Retard   8 years ago

                USians better save up those margins so they don't starve!

      3. AlmightyJB   8 years ago

        Should put him in charge of the FDA as well.

        1. Charles Easterly   8 years ago

          JB,

          Your comment reminded me of the line from Alienswhen Hudson says "Put her in charge, man!" and when I searched for a suitable Youtube video I found this, which is a ten minute effort at summarizing the movie (and portions of its sequels) in a Rap-like format.

          I appreciated the nerdy attempt sufficiently to post a link to it here for any fans of the Alien franchise.

          (There is also this: It alleviated the song-thing Ted S. posted a link to earlier)

          1. Ted S.   8 years ago

            I don't necessarily like the songs I post; they're just apposite.

            1. Charles Easterly   8 years ago

              Phew.

              Not that there is everything wrong with the songs you post.

              On a more serious note: I hope you take any negative comment(s) from me to you as good natured jabs, regardless of how badly I might type them out.

      4. Chipper Morning Wood   8 years ago

        Will the Department of Labor eventually be renamed to the Department of Robot Affairs?

        1. Pro Libertate   8 years ago

          Robots are all libertarians.

    3. Groovus Maximus   8 years ago

      Your Prostate is yelling again, Fist of Decibels. Keep Denial, Jr. in check, please.

      1. bacon-magic   8 years ago

        I just got an image of FOE's prostate in a bikini munching on a burger. Thanks for making me sick, doc.

        1. TheZeitgeist   8 years ago

          Hillary 2020

        2. Chipper Morning Wood   8 years ago

          I bet FOE's prostate loves Thai massages.

      2. Fist of Etiquette   8 years ago

        I think all of this violates HIPAA.

        1. Mr Drew   8 years ago

          But it could all be discussed via fax, because that makes sense

    4. Playa Manhattan.   8 years ago

      If these agencies are going to exist at all, I'm glad progressives are mad at who is in charge.

    5. Austrian Anarchy   8 years ago

      Well ain't that somethin'

      The Democrat who beat out two others nominated a guy with more libertarian in his little finger than the Democrat the LP nominated has in his whole body.

      All this as I am greeted with a Reason cover featuring a rich guy who voted for Clinton.

  2. Fist of Etiquette   8 years ago

    Sen. Harry Reid (D-Nevada) gave his farewell address today as he retires from office.

    Getting out way past when the getting was good.

    1. Flakfizer is Ballet, Jr.   8 years ago

      I was moved by his warning about the dangers of the Exercise Machine-Industrial complex.

      1. Mr Drew   8 years ago

        Turns out that treadmills are all part of Kochtopuss Industries

        1. Chipper Morning Wood   8 years ago

          Grab them by the Kochtopus!

      2. Rich   8 years ago

        LOL

        1. Mr Drew   8 years ago

          "member when Rand Paul gave him the post "accident" eye exam?

          In my head it sounded like this...
          'So, is it tender here?"
          "OUCH!"
          "Interesting. How about this? Does this hurt?"
          "DAMMIT!!!! Jesus fucking Christ, Rand! You said you'd help me!"
          "Quiet now, I'm a doctor. How about when I poke it with this?"

          1. Mithrandir   8 years ago

            You know, it's probably mostly due to Rand helping him with his surgery and whatnot, but it's always seemed to me that Harry Reid has "liked" Rand more your run-of-the-mill Republican. Honestly, that's always kind of weirded me out a little.

            1. Mr Drew   8 years ago

              Well, the cynic in me thinks that's what Rand helped him.

              1. Mr. Paulbotto   8 years ago

                Androcles and the Lion?

            2. Suthenboy   8 years ago

              Character envy.

          2. The Fusionist   8 years ago

            I don't think a doctor should be in the doctoring business if (s)he is inclined to treat patients like this, even Kim Jong Un or Hitler.

            1. Mr Drew   8 years ago

              Ugh.

              Ok, let's try this. Doctors treat people. Therefore the Hippocratic oath applies to people.
              Since Reid is some kind of reptilian slime mold hybrid from a mafia funded laboratory somewhere under the desert sands, then Rand wasn't acting as a doctor.

              That better Mr killjoy?

              1. The Fusionist   8 years ago

                ha ha

      3. Apatheist ?_??   8 years ago

        I was moved by his warning about the dangers of the Exercise Machine-Industrial complex Mafia.

    2. The Last American Hero   8 years ago

      Is he going to return to his sarcophagus under the MGM Grand?

      1. Citizen X   8 years ago

        Didn't that get looted? I think he's probably going to just roam the earth for a spell, feasting on brains.

        1. The Fusionist   8 years ago

          Then he'll have much more brains in his stomach than in his head!

      2. TheZeitgeist   8 years ago

        They didn't build Yucca Mountain and cancel it for nothing.

        Wake up sheeple.

        1. Mr Drew   8 years ago

          Oh my God. It's like I can finally see.

          1. Groovus Maximus   8 years ago

            Patient of Dr. Rand Paul, no?-)

            1. Mr Drew   8 years ago

              I wish I was poor and could get free eye surgery.

              Just kidding. Props to Rand for giving that time and effort away to the poor.

      3. CatoTheChipper   8 years ago

        I thought Reid's sarcophagus was under the Luxor. I hear it's popular with the mummies.

    3. Conchfritters   8 years ago

      I loved Harry Reid in the movie Casino.

      1. TheZeitgeist   8 years ago

        For all the memorable things in that movie, Sharon Stone in miniskirt tennis getup being a bratty drunk wife was best one.

  3. Mr Drew   8 years ago

    Pioneering astronaut and former senator John Glenn has died at age 95.

    Dicks out for John Glenn!!

    1. Rich   8 years ago

      And don't slip while pulling out your bathroom mirror!

      Seriously, RIP.

    2. Tonio   8 years ago

      He had The Right Stuff.

      1. Ted S.   8 years ago

        He wasn't alone in that.

        1. Charles Easterly   8 years ago

          And people have called me a horrid person.

          *Imagines Brain Sandpaper in an attempt to scratch away the memory of that to which Ted S. provided a link*

          1. Groovus Maximus   8 years ago

            It was NKOTB, wasn't Mr. Easterly? (Ted S. is known for musically mediocre, nostalgic, and maudlin links)

            1. Ted S.   8 years ago

              I grew up in the 80s. What can I say.

              1. Ted S.   8 years ago

                Besides, I pick insipid stuff because the more insipid, the funnier.

              2. Groovus Maximus   8 years ago

                I grew up in the 80s. What can I say.

                "Like, grody to the max....UH! Gnarly, like gag me with a silver spoon! Fer sure!" *sprays Aquanet*

              3. Suthenboy   8 years ago

                I remember 80's music...in spite of my attempts not to.

                1. Mr Drew   8 years ago

                  Easy big fella. I don't wanna have to fight you.

            2. Charles Easterly   8 years ago

              If only I had your perspicacity when I required it, Groovus ....

        2. Chipper Morning Wood   8 years ago

          I only remember Weird Al's version of that song.

    3. Conchfritters   8 years ago

      Great astronaut - - horrible Senator. Ed Harris did a fine job in the movie, though.

      1. TheZeitgeist   8 years ago

        Fired this movie up for some "kid" (25-30 somethings) friends about half a year ago, and there was lots of chattering and so forth as movie started. About an hour into movie group was in "Did that actually happen?" mode and by time didgeridoo was segueing into Planets soundtrack as Glenn prepared for launch one of the girls was crying.

    4. thrakkorzog   8 years ago

      He had a good run.

    5. Jerryskids   8 years ago

      Let's not forget he was living on the government dime for most of his life.

      1. Mr Drew   8 years ago

        Jesus, Jerry. It's fucking John Glenn. His balls should be in the Smithsonian...If they'd fit.

    6. Robert   8 years ago

      He's finally stopped going around the Earth.

    7. John C. Randolph   8 years ago

      By all accounts, the man was a great pilot. Pity that he squandered his talents in his later years by becoming a Ruling Party hack.

      -jcr

  4. rts   8 years ago

    East Toronto meeting on accessible housing project booked at inaccessible venue

    City moved consultation to second location but that site also unsuitable

    1. Rufus The Monocled   8 years ago

      So. Are the Chicoms buying up Vancouver or not?

      1. rts   8 years ago

        Hell if I know or care who buys what and what country they're from.

      2. The Last American Hero   8 years ago

        Not since they passed that Yellow Menace tax increase for foreign real estate investors.

      3. Ted S.   8 years ago

        They should buy up Quebec City and make the official language Mandarin.

    2. Tonio   8 years ago

      Ha!

    3. Juice   8 years ago

      It's like rain on your wedding day.

  5. Fist of Etiquette   8 years ago

    A military official in the U.S. says North Korea has the capabality of launching a nuclear weapon, but it's not clear whether they have the technology to actually target a location.

    Son of Scud.

    1. Rich   8 years ago

      It's a weapon of *terror*!

    2. Flakfizer is Ballet, Jr.   8 years ago

      Looks like they had success destroying all of their food.

    3. Rat voted NOTA   8 years ago

      Horseshoes, grenades, nukes, ...

    4. John C. Randolph   8 years ago

      I hope that there are enough Chinese agents surrounding the Baby God Emperor of the Norks to make sure that he dies heroically saving children from a burning school if he ever actually attempts to pop off a nuke at another country.

      -jcr

  6. Crusty Juggler   8 years ago

    Which Estonian mythological creature are you?

    I'm a Saarevaht.

    *wink*

    1. Rufus The Monocled   8 years ago

      Allikaravitseja
      You are the elven-like charmer. Everyone admires how graceful and delicate you are. A fact you are well aware of, and yet you only open yourself up to those who deserve it.

      1. Rufus The Monocled   8 years ago

        I'm not exactly delicate when I speak sometimes. So I musta picked the wrong tree or something.

        1. bacon-magic   8 years ago

          You're Canuckistani, so compared to U.S. you might as well be delicate.

      2. Groovus Maximus   8 years ago

        Huh. Same here. Like Rufus, I'm as graceful as a glacier and delicate as blunt force object.

        1. Rufus The Monocled   8 years ago

          They didn't have a 'yelling at the clouds' cloud.

    2. $park? is totally a Swifty   8 years ago

      The stars are singing that you are
      Murumemm
      You are a true socialite whose radiance is simply contagious! While you are full of fascinating stories, you like to keep things in perspective, which is why you are the go-to person for anyone in need of solid advice.

      I think mine is broken.

      1. Charles Easterly   8 years ago

        I think so too.

        However, That uplifting spark that you carry distinguishes you from the crowds. seems as if it might be something nice to claim.

      2. You ARE a Prog (MJG)   8 years ago

        That's what I got, and I'm pretty sure I answered the questions correctly.

    3. bacon-magic   8 years ago

      My only experience of Estonia.

    4. Citizen X   8 years ago

      I am, apparently, an "adorable elven-like creature." Somebody must be joking.

      1. Juice   8 years ago

        Me too!

      2. jesse.in.mb   8 years ago

        adorable elven-like creature.

        Wait, which kind of elf. Some elves are much closer to imps than anything. In which case it's right on.

      3. Chipper Morning Wood   8 years ago

        I always pictured you as a mischievous elf, Citizen X.

    5. bacon-magic   8 years ago

      Hiid

      You are a powerful and mighty spirit. Strong and steadfast like a mountain. A natural communicator, always seeking someone to talk to, you are truly happiest being in the center of attention, just like Hiid.

      1. Darth Squirrel   8 years ago

        Same here.

    6. Injun, as in from India   8 years ago

      Metsik

      You are an adorable elven-like creature! You have a natural love and keenness for nature, just like Metsik - the protector of forests, always enjoying the company of forest creatures.

      WTF. I'm adorable?

      I've become cynical as heck. Who finds that adorable?

      1. bacon-magic   8 years ago

        Meh. *bats eyelashes
        Seriously, you are adorable for the Hitler/Soave video alone sir.

      2. Suthenboy   8 years ago

        Yeah Injun, I am not going to bother. I already know they don't have Grouchyoldmangetthefuckoffmylawn.

        I actually did tell two guys to get off my lawn yesterday. I barked it after they opened their mouth but before they could speak. First guy didn't blink or hesitate just made a 180, got in his truck and zoomed away.

        Second guy held up his hands like 'what the fuck?' so I said "You have a nice day". Off he went.

        Goddamned cons coming around to 'seal' my driveway. I knew who they were before they could say anything.

        1. OneOut   8 years ago

          Did they also offer to fix the dent on you car for $20 ?

          Travelers.

          1. Suthenboy   8 years ago

            Yeah, I know who the Irish Travelers are and can spot them a mile away.

            Nah, they didn't get a chance. I am sure they are over in Tx somewhere now. They got one of the sheriff's top deputies wife a couple of years ago for 50k. I called last year to let him know they were back.

            *slow southern drawl* "I'll send some boys over there to see if we can convince them to go somewhere else"

    7. Gene   8 years ago

      N?kk, I better hit the gym to score some testosterone.

    8. SugarFree   8 years ago

      It just said that I was SugarFree.

      1. bacon-magic   8 years ago

        Come on Sugs, it had to be some type of elven Loki/evil bard character.

        1. SugarFree   8 years ago

          I was just troubled to find out that I'm an Estonian mythological creature.

          1. bacon-magic   8 years ago

            *Bows with eye contact facing the eldar*

          2. Rat voted NOTA   8 years ago

            You are part of their eschatology.

      2. Charles Easterly   8 years ago

        It just said that I was SugarFree.

        And then you proceeded to eat the Fairy Cake?

        1. SugarFree   8 years ago

          That's not very nice. Homosexual Cake.

          1. Charles Easterly   8 years ago

            What is a Total Perspective Vortex, Alex?

    9. Eternal Blue Sky   8 years ago

      I'm a Hiid

      Which is apparently just a fancy word for "Giant"

    10. SimonD   8 years ago

      N?kk
      You are a charming mermaid-like creature. Mysterious and volatile, just like the rivers where N?kk resides. You like variety and fresh experiences.

      Well, except for being male, and not particularly charming or mysterious (lol)

    11. Mr Drew   8 years ago

      Hiid

      You are a powerful and mighty spirit. Strong and steadfast like a mountain. A natural communicator, always seeking someone to talk to, you are truly happiest being in the center of attention, just like Hiid.

      Now someone tells me. Jeez.

    12. Chipper Morning Wood   8 years ago

      I amKarmen Pedaru.

      1. bacon-magic   8 years ago

        Would. And some most of the others there.

      2. Charles Easterly   8 years ago

        The picture of Ms. Pedaru (where she's wearing a red dress) reminded me of Lauren Mayberry, the lead singer of Chvrches .

    13. The Fusionist   8 years ago

      It says I'm a strange being known as an Aashul.

  7. DEG   8 years ago

    A military official in the U.S. says North Korea has the capabality of launching a nuclear weapon, but it's not clear whether they have the technology to actually target a location.

    It's nuclear weapons, close counts.

    1. Rich   8 years ago

      Indeed. A dead ringer

    2. Playa Manhattan.   8 years ago

      Do they even know that Canada is a separate country?

    3. DRM   8 years ago

      Close counts, sure, but there's still a basic level of "close" necessary. There's a lot of Honshu you could hit with a 30-kiloton nuke (that being the upper estimate of NK's biggest test) and only manage to kill a hundred people or so.

  8. Suell   8 years ago

    Boobs, burgers and bikinis.

    Sounds like a good Thursday.

    1. Juice   8 years ago

      I don't know if I'd want my burger to have boobs or not. I'm confused.

      1. SugarFree   8 years ago

        Cheese is a boob product.

        1. Groovus Maximus   8 years ago

          Not the kind of "cheese" they use, Saccharin Man.

          1. SugarFree   8 years ago

            Udders are just Cthulhu boobs.

            1. thrakkorzog   8 years ago

              I would think Shub-Niggarath would be the elder god with the udders.

            2. Mr. Paulbotto   8 years ago

              I'm pretty sure he was referring to the fact that there's just about negligible milk content in most American "cheese" slices.

              1. SugarFree   8 years ago

                I would like to think my point stands.

              2. Charles Easterly   8 years ago

                Perhaps this is why they're labelled "cheese product" rather than "cheese" itself.

      2. Dr. Fronkensteen   8 years ago

        That's udderly ridiculous

        1. Groovus Maximus   8 years ago

          This is the breast pun!

          1. This Machine   8 years ago

            I'm trying to jog my mammary for a better one...

      3. DEG   8 years ago

        Boobs on the woman that serves me beer and burgers. That's my preference.

        1. Juice   8 years ago

          But wouldn't the beer come out warm?

          1. DEG   8 years ago

            Whether or not that is a problem depends on the beer.

            The beer at the Tilted Kilt is always cold.

    2. The Fusionist   8 years ago

      "What defect in this burger are they trying to distract me from?"

  9. Injun, as in from India   8 years ago

    Sen. Harry Reid (D-Nevada) gave his farewell address today as he retires from office.

    Did anyone get to filibuster his farewell address?

    Or did that nuclear option thing apply?

    1. Volren   8 years ago

      I'm guessing it's too much to hope for that he delivered the address to an empty room.

    2. Cynical Asshole   8 years ago

      Did anyone get to filibuster his farewell address?

      Now THAT would be some epic trolling.

    3. Hyperion   8 years ago

      Funny how that some Dems are regretting the nuclear option now that Trumputin will be in charge.

  10. Brett L   8 years ago

    Pioneering astronaut and former senator John Glenn has died at age 95.

    Sloopy finally safe from retribution.

    I hope Buzz Aldrin kicks 2016's ass like a moon landing denier if it tries to come for him.

    1. Tonio   8 years ago

      Aldrin was recently med-evac'd from Antarctica (where he was on a guided tour) to NZ. Haven't heard a followup.

      1. Playa Manhattan.   8 years ago

        He twittered from his hospital bed. A-OK.

        But his mailbox might not be.

      2. Brett L   8 years ago

        That's why I mention it.

      3. Ted S.   8 years ago

        The medevac crew is from northern New York (I want to say Fort Drum, but I'm not certain), so the local news has been going nuts with a "local" connection. Aldrin seems to be doing OK.

        1. Playa Manhattan.   8 years ago

          LC-130s are based in Schenectady.

      4. Groovus Maximus   8 years ago

        That's because they didn't kill the sled dog, Tonio. We'll have to thoroughly test Aldrin's blood.... WITH A FLAMETHROWER!

    2. Cynical Asshole   8 years ago

      I thought it was Neil Armstrong's mailbox he knocked over.

      1. Brett L   8 years ago

        Do I have the wrong Ohio astronaut? Shit.

        1. Cynical Asshole   8 years ago

          Maybe. I'm not completely sure.

        2. This Machine   8 years ago

          Seems like a good time to remind everyone that on April 15, 1970, during a slingshot maneuver around the Moon to get the crippled Apollo 13 spacecraft back to Earth, Astronaut Jim Lovell got further away from Ohio than any Ohioan in history.

          A true hero, and an inspiration to us all.

          1. Trshmnstr, Grump Apprentice   8 years ago

            *slow clap*

        3. Pro Libertate   8 years ago

          You do. Neil Fucking Armstrong.

  11. rts   8 years ago

    Portland to raise taxes on companies where CEO earns 100 times what workers do

    Portland, Ore., city council passed a law Wednesday that will charge businesses a higher tax rate if their chief executive officer gets paid more than 100 times what the average worker at the company does.

    But starting in January, an extra 10 per cent tax will be levied if the CEO makes more than 100 times the average salary at the company. If he or she makes more than 250 times, the added tax is even higher ? an extra 25 per cent.

    It's expected that the move could bring in as much as an additional $3.5 million annually, money that would be earmarked to help combat homelessness in the city.

    Gee, I wonder how this will turn out.

    1. DEG   8 years ago

      I remember, when I was an undegrad, applying for some jobs at Intel's facilities near Portland, OR. I remember thinking Portland might be a nice place to live. Boy was I young and stupid.

      1. Playa Manhattan.   8 years ago

        Near. I notice you didn't say "in". Odd how that works.

        1. Mr. Paulbotto   8 years ago

          Yeah, Vancouver WA isn't all that bad...

    2. Brett L   8 years ago

      Those fucking wreckers and hoarders will move to the next town over?

      1. Injun, as in from India   8 years ago

        Please note our change of address. We moved from:

        100 Millennial Riot Damage St
        Portland OR

        to:

        1 Saneistan Ave
        Suburb of Portland, OR

        1. Wasteland Wanderer   8 years ago

          I can't think of a single big company that's actually headquartered in Portland itself. They're all already in the suburbs.

    3. Mr Drew   8 years ago

      Oh Portlandia, is there anything you don't dare to dream?

    4. Injun, as in from India   8 years ago

      Why is it 100? Why not 10?

      Commies want to take it down to 1.

    5. I can't even   8 years ago

      So businesses in Portland have to pay income tax? Big companies have to calculate their net profit just in the city of Portland? The accounting sounds as bad as the tax itself.

      1. Playa Manhattan.   8 years ago

        Yes. It's called a business tax, and they have to do it in every city.

        1. CatoTheChipper   8 years ago

          Not in Texas.

        2. I can't even   8 years ago

          Not in most cities outside of NYC.

    6. Rufus The Monocled   8 years ago

      "Move expected to bring in as much as $3.5M next year, which will be used to combat homelessness"

      /face palm.

      1. I can't even   8 years ago

        By throwing them out?

        1. Injun, as in from India   8 years ago

          The progs could house the homeless if they wanted to.

          But the cold-hearted b****** will yell "NIMBY!" if they were asked to.

        2. Mr Drew   8 years ago

          By moving the homeless into recently vacated office space

    7. Juvenile Bluster   8 years ago

      ::reads comments::

      ::tries to figure out how to open 16th floor window so I can jump out::

    8. BakedPenguin   8 years ago

      Well, certainly without any unintended consequences.

    9. Lee Genes   8 years ago

      It's expected that the move could bring in as much as an additional $3.5 million annually, money that would be earmarked to help combat homelessness in the city.

      Yeah... ok

    10. Eternal Blue Sky   8 years ago

      It's like the idiots think the CEO is the owner or something...

    11. GSL in E   8 years ago

      Yeah, there's a reason most of the major employers in the area locate in Hillsboro or Beaverton.

    12. OneOut   8 years ago

      A city without any big business ?

      I'd be curious as to what the tax was on. 10% of what ?

  12. Mithrandir   8 years ago

    Wave buh-bye to one of the Democratic establishments biggest party hacks. Sen. Harry Reid (D-Nevada) gave his farewell address today as he retires from office.

    I can't fucking wait to have Harry Reid away from any policy making for the rest of my life. America will be a better place when he's gone. If only he would take Pelosi and Lindsey Graham with him.

    1. I can't even   8 years ago

      I hope his brother beats the fuck out of him again as soon as he gets home.

      1. Mithrandir   8 years ago

        Mercilessly.

    2. Apatheist ?_??   8 years ago

      It's pretty bad when Manboobs is an improvement.

      1. Hyperion   8 years ago

        Only he isn't an improvement. He's worse.

    3. Ted S.   8 years ago

      Unfortunately his leadership position is being taken by *uck Schumer.

    4. Juice   8 years ago

      Se fue

  13. Fist of Etiquette   8 years ago

    Congress has gotten involved in trying to regulate those bots who immediately buy all those concert tickets online right when they're available.

    Let's see, how can they make it worse... Cancelling all concerts?

    1. Playa Manhattan.   8 years ago

      This.

  14. I can't even   8 years ago

    This is actually a fairly even-handed report on the whole "Pizzagate" thing.

    http://www.unz.com/article/pizzagate/

    1. Juice   8 years ago

      I just can't do that website. It's got the occasional good article, but it's mixed in with a bunch of crazy.

    2. PapayaSF   8 years ago

      +1

    3. Hail Rataxes   8 years ago

      "Bonnie will be Uber Service to transport Ruby, Emerson, and Maeve Luzzatto (11, 9, and almost 7) so you'll have some further entertainment, and they will be in [the] pool for sure."

      The best child pimps always use the kids' full names.

      1. Juice   8 years ago

        The full email is a big old nothing. It sounds in no way nefarious.

    4. Brett L   8 years ago

      I mean, the Podestas definitely have weird taste in art, but its more the simplistic decadence of the banal kulturny than secret pedo code. If that's the most even-handed report, than it stinks. Its all circumstantial and a little Free-masonry on the dollar.

    5. CatoTheChipper   8 years ago

      For every Rotherham, there are probably four or five cases like McMartin and Little Rascals that are exploited to advance the political careers of evil scamsters like Martha Coakley and Janet Reno.

  15. bacon-magic   8 years ago

    Wave buh-bye to one of the Democratic establishments biggest party hacks. Sen. Harry Reid (D-Nevada) gave his farewell address today as he retires from office.

    Now for the comfortable retirement of being a mob lackey that broke some of his promises to them. *Scans googlemaps for recently dug holes in desert to find next urination spot

    1. Mr Drew   8 years ago

      Amen.

  16. Injun, as in from India   8 years ago

    A military official in the U.S. says North Korea has the capabality of launching a nuclear weapon, but it's not clear whether they have the technology to actually target a location.

    What are the North Koreans calling their nuclear weapon?

    Fat Man or King Jong Un?

    1. Mr Drew   8 years ago

      Hey buddy, those jokes have been outlawed.

      /inches further away from Injun

      1. PapayaSF   8 years ago

        Inches won't help you when it comes to nukes!

    2. bacon-magic   8 years ago

      Fat Cat Cheese and Little Wedge Cheese.

    3. Rat voted NOTA   8 years ago

      Their systems have followed the *dong naming scheme. The Nodong (labor) was particularly amusing.

    4. Pro Libertate   8 years ago

      Phuket.

  17. waffles   8 years ago

    Pioneering astronaut and former senator John Glenn has died at age 95.

    I saw the X-1 in person recently. Holy fuck did that man have brass ones.

    1. waffles   8 years ago

      Whoops, first man in space, not the sound barrier. Apologies, to Chuck Yeager, they all had brass ones.

      1. Tonio   8 years ago

        First American to orbit the earth. We were still trying to catch up to the Soviets at that point.

  18. Rich   8 years ago

    Parents Advised To Be On Watch For Teens' Texting Codes

    KOS

    1. Brett L   8 years ago

      I'm potty training a 3 year old and trying to keep his 15 month old brother from sticking his hand in the damn thing before I clean it. I wish I was worried about my teenagers discussing how they were going to go away for hours with someone else and leave me alone.

    2. Crusty Juggler   8 years ago

      "IWS" for "I want sex;"

      ? "GYPO" for "get your pants off;"

      ? "GNOC" for "get naked on camera

      So pushy!

      1. Brett L   8 years ago

        Just texted my wife: IWS

        Her reply: NFW

        1. jack sprat   8 years ago

          She's knew the code because she has been texting with teens?

          1. jack sprat   8 years ago

            she...
            I need an edit button

            1. The Fusionist   8 years ago

              Fore various reasons, yes.

              1. The Fusionist   8 years ago

                *for* various reasons.

                I need an edit button too, I won't deny it.

        2. Playa Manhattan.   8 years ago

          BMS: Buy me something.

        3. Rat voted NOTA   8 years ago

          My wife assumed it means 'I want sleep' which is true.

      2. Crusty Juggler   8 years ago

        "LMAIWMBBBF" for "leave me alone - I'm with my big, black boyfriend."

        1. Swiss Servator   8 years ago

          UCB? = U Cuck Bro?

    3. Ted S.   8 years ago

      MPOD: Moral Panic of the Day.

      1. Groovus Maximus   8 years ago

        CSDHC: Clearly, Someone Doesn't Have Children.

    4. thrakkorzog   8 years ago

      BCRPAMH - Butt chugging rainbow party at my house.

  19. See Double You   8 years ago

    By all means, let all sorts of things hit on the way out the door.

    Like resistance bands?

  20. Fist of Etiquette   8 years ago

    A magnitude 6.5 earthquake hit off the shore of Northern California, too far from the coast to have any significant impact.

    In other words, Shackleford is saying no one gives a shit about the flyover part of the state where the beautiful people don't live.

    1. Playa Manhattan.   8 years ago

      Shhhh. Waffles is here.

      1. waffles   8 years ago

        He's not wrong.

    2. Mr Drew   8 years ago

      No, he's asking Gaia to try again.

    3. Zunalter   8 years ago

      Or tsunamis, whatever.

    4. gaoxiaen   8 years ago

      Probably a Nork nuke.

  21. Crusty Juggler   8 years ago

    Obama Offers Candid Remarks on 'Whites in Southern States' When Asked About Racism During Presidency

    President Barack Obama said Wednesday he has "absolutely" faced instances of racial bias during his two terms in the White House.

    In an interview with CNN's Fareed Zakaria, Obama discussed the issue candidly and suggested there is a reason "whites in southern states" see him differently than "whites in northern states."

    "Are there folks whose primary concern about me has been that I seem foreign ? the other? Are those who champion the birther movement feeding off of bias? Absolutely," Obama said.

    But Obama also told CNN, "I think there's a reason attitudes about my presidency among whites in northern states are very different from whites in southern states."

    Former Obama adviser David Axelrod told CNN it's "indisputable that there was a ferocity to the opposition and a lack of respect to him that was a function of race."

    1. Rufus The Monocled   8 years ago

      Well, as a Canadian, I don't have that sort of baggage. I can but judge him on what I've seen and heard.

      He's a C- President. Average speaker, terrible on foreign policy and the economy and a tired, stale progressive with his divisive rhetoric.

      Out you go.

      1. Ted S.   8 years ago

        You're a generous grader.

        1. bacon-magic   8 years ago

          Rufus is almost delicate there, eh?

      2. creech   8 years ago

        C-? You marking on a curve and including all politicians? I think, based on merit, libertarians would give him an F.

        1. Rufus The Monocled   8 years ago

          Fine, fine.

          F.

        2. CatoTheChipper   8 years ago

          Issues of war and peace ... D.

          And nothing is more important than the issues of war and peace. He gets a D because an F is reserved for presidents who do really catastrophic shit like starting a Civil War or getting involved in WW I.

          Overall presidency ... D+.

          Overall, Obama did much better than I expected eight years ago, but mainly because he failed to accomplish the fundamental transformation that he promised. Stuff like card check, nationalization of the banks, "a civilian national security force that's just as powerful, just as strong, just as well-funded" as the military, implementation of the ObamaCare employer mandate on small business, a fracking ban, a coal ban, etc.

    2. See Double You   8 years ago

      Christ, what an asshole.

    3. Juvenile Bluster   8 years ago

      Again, Obama is all about Obama. Not party, not country. Obama.

      1. PapayaSF   8 years ago

        And the state of the country and the Democratic party confirm that assessment.

    4. Mr Drew   8 years ago

      "Anyone who doesn't like me is rashisht!"

      "Hey, how the fuck did we lose to Trump?"

    5. The Fusionist   8 years ago

      Oh, he's not foreign, he's packed to the gunwales with homegrown all-American radical BS.

    6. Suthenboy   8 years ago

      More horseshit from the liar in chief.

  22. Cynical Asshole   8 years ago

    Wave buh-bye to one of the Democratic establishments biggest party hacks. Sen. Harry Reid (D-Nevada) gave his farewell address today as he retires from office.

    Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.

    Pioneering astronaut and former senator John Glenn has died at age 95.

    "Godspeed John Glenn."

    Why couldn't he and Harry Reid trade places?

  23. Fist of Etiquette   8 years ago

    The latest info gleaned from documents leaked by Edward Snowden indicate that the National Security Agency (NSA) has the capability to monitor cellphone conversations of those who are in flight on commercial aircraft.

    So, no different than any other cellphone conversation.

    1. Half-Virtue, Half-Vice   8 years ago

      That's a bingo!

  24. AlmightyJB   8 years ago

    Greg Lake died as well. RIP Greg.

    https://youtu.be/JPm6CheT6rs

    1. Jerry on the sea   8 years ago

      2016 hasn't been kind for musicians.

  25. The Late P Brooks   8 years ago

    A magnitude 6.5 earthquake hit off the shore of Northern California, too far from the coast to have any significant impact

    Goddammit!

  26. Volren   8 years ago

    ?Russia and the United States have agreed to a meeting to discuss the withdrawal of Syrian rebels from Aleppo.

    So between the Russians, the USG, the Syrian government and the rebels, that's four sides who you probably couldn't trust further than you could throw them. Even if some sort of agreement is made, what are the odds it goes smoothly?

    1. TheZeitgeist   8 years ago

      Nice. Kerry's set himself up for another clowning, this time playing Karl Donitz at the surrender ceremony.

      I think he likes Russian dick because he keeps going back to Geneva for just-one-more.

      1. The Fusionist   8 years ago

        I think they want an agreement that lasts until Jan. 20 then breaks down - then they can blame Trump.

  27. A bunch of sea creatures   8 years ago

    A magnitude 6.5 earthquake hit off the shore of Northern California, too far from the coast to have any significant impact.

    Hey! Fuck you!

    1. To: Trshmnstr From: Hrod [C]   8 years ago

      *opera applause*

  28. jack sprat   8 years ago

    Harry. GD. Reid. My nomination for POS Hall of Fame along with POS Boxer from CA. There existence in Senate for so long is absolute proof of what a cesspool DC is. Ok, I am going to take some deep breathes now.

    1. jack sprat   8 years ago

      Their

      1. Crusty Juggler   8 years ago

        They're.

        1. JayU   8 years ago

          Thayur.

          1. waffles   8 years ago

            This is why threaded comments are a disgrace.

          2. Ted S.   8 years ago

            You can't get they're from hear.

            1. See Double You   8 years ago

              GTFOH.

  29. Crusty Juggler   8 years ago

    Desperate Venezuelan fishermen slaughter one another and turn to piracy - while starving villagers are forced to eat soup made from seawater as country's economic collapse worsens

    Gangs of out-of-work fishermen have turned to a life of piracy and have killed dozens who still venture into the sea in Venezuela, as the country's economic crisis worsens.

    Once home to the world's fourth-largest tuna fleet, now the fishing trade has collapsed and those who continue to fish are falling prey to the vicious bandits.

    Many have been tied up and thrown overboard by pirates, as those with boats opt for illegal ways of making money, such as smuggling and piracy.

    Plus, a couple of photos of a guy with a homemade gun!

    1. See Double You   8 years ago

      Horrible.

    2. Citizen X   8 years ago

      BAN GUNS!

      /prog

    3. Tonio   8 years ago

      Also, progs continue to deny failure of socialism; blame others.

      1. BakedPenguin   8 years ago

        ?Todos de guerra econ?mica de los yanquis!

    4. jack sprat   8 years ago

      Tuna conservation effort.

    5. Playa Manhattan.   8 years ago

      Mmmm. Plankton soup.

    6. Juvenile Bluster   8 years ago

      I blame capitalism.

    7. AlmightyJB   8 years ago

      What is there to Pirate?

      1. Mr Drew   8 years ago

        Hunger and pain.

    8. Half-Virtue, Half-Vice   8 years ago

      May god have mercy for the slain and retribution for the perpetrators.

    9. Half-Virtue, Half-Vice   8 years ago

      No quarter for evil. May death find these men swiftly.

    10. This Machine   8 years ago

      Plus, a couple of photos of a guy with a homemade gun!

      *browses photos*

      Folks, if some dirt-poor starving fisherman's kid can use good trigger discipline, so can you!

    11. Suthenboy   8 years ago

      If you go down that road it is no mystery where it leads. Congratulations Chavistas. They are probably just as clueless how they got there as the progs here are about why they lost.

  30. Zunalter   8 years ago

    A military official in the U.S. says North Korea has the capabality of launching a nuclear weapon, but it's not clear whether they have the technology to actually target a location.

    The sad part is, the best North Korea could hope for, even with a direct nuclear strike, would be to make another country almost as crappy as North Korea.

    1. Injun, as in from India   8 years ago

      A nuclear stuck country can still bounce back. (Japan).

      North Korea won't ever be as good as a nuked country. Unless they get rid of communism, of course.

      1. Microaggressor   8 years ago

        Detroit looks like it was hit by a nuke, too, and never repaired. No nukes required, just Top Men.

        1. Hyperion   8 years ago

          Parts of Baltimore are definitely like something out of a post apocalyptic nightmare.

    2. Adans smith   8 years ago

      They would most likely hit themselves. Their rockets have a poor track record.

      1. BakedPenguin   8 years ago

        Be nice if it blew up on the launch pad with no one but gov't officials around.

  31. JayU   8 years ago

    When I first saw the story about Glenn being in the hospital, it said *former* astronaut John Glenn.

    Does one actually stop being an astronaut? I mean, just because he wasn't currently in space he had still gone there, right? Why do we call former Presidents just *President* but astronauts are *Former Astronaut*?

    Sincerely,

    Former college graduate, JayU.

    1. Zeb   8 years ago

      I don't like calling former presidents "President", so I'll be consistent and say that after you are retired from the business of astronauting, you are no longer an astronaut.

      1. Playa Manhattan.   8 years ago

        Any astronaut like behavior, really.

        1. Trshmnstr, Grump Apprentice   8 years ago

          Riding on floats in parades and attending building dedications in your honor?

        2. thrakkorzog   8 years ago

          So getting arrested with your boyfriend's SO in the trunk while wearing diapers?

          1. OneOut   8 years ago

            Glenn was also the oldest man in space.

            He rode the space shuttle at 77.

      2. Episteme   8 years ago

        Of course, given that Glenn went back up there as a 77-year old, one could have assumed that he had a few more trips in mind (especially once that whole Mars thing was figured out).

    2. Cynical Asshole   8 years ago

      Because Astronaut isn't a title of nobility, unlike our "betters" in government.

      The annoying thing is I guarantee you someone will refer to him, if they haven't already, as "Former astronaut Senator John Glenn" even though he hasn't been a Senator since 1997.

      1. JayU   8 years ago

        Astronaut is more noble if you ask me.

        1. Zeb   8 years ago

          Titles of nobility have very little to do with actually being noble.

        2. Cynical Asshole   8 years ago

          Definitely.

    3. CPRM   8 years ago

      What about Auralnaughts?

  32. Crusty Juggler   8 years ago

    Scenes From the Last Days at Standing Rock

    It is time to dismantle the camp and return to our homes."

    That was Dave Archambault II, chairman of the Standing Rock Sioux, sending a message to tribal members and protesters who have raised tents, teepees, yurts and bunkhouses in a sprawling camp here to fight against the Dakota Access oil pipeline. After months of protest, prayer and violent clashes with law enforcement, he was calling for a withdrawal from the snowpacked prairie.

    But will the protesters stay, or will they go?

    1. Tonio   8 years ago

      If they go there will be trouble.

      1. Brett L   8 years ago

        If they stay, they'll probably freeze to death.

        1. This Machine   8 years ago

          I vote stay.

        2. TheZeitgeist   8 years ago

          Think Playa Manhattan called this very thing last week as happening this week, and he's correct right to the day.

          1. Playa Manhattan.   8 years ago

            Honestly, I think that's why they caved. A bunch of dead people is very bad publicity. Especially when they're too stupid to know they're going to die, but you know otherwise.

      2. {|}===[|}:;:;:;:;:;:;:>   8 years ago

        But if they stay, they'll have to larder enough provisions for the winter.

        1. bacon-magic   8 years ago

          Sword, who are you? I asked before but didn't check for an answer.

          1. Zero Sum Game   8 years ago

            It's a pretty good rendition of a gladius, given the medium.

            1. See Double You   8 years ago

              In a different thread, the poster said it was a chainsaw sword; I thought was a sword with dripping blood.

    2. See Double You   8 years ago

      I thought they declared victory after the Army Corps of Engineers denied Dakota Access's route.

  33. Mazakon   8 years ago

    'You can't touch me there': TV host with breast cancer experiences 'horrific' TSA body search

    Breast cancer patient Denise Albert, co-founder of The Moms, a lifestyle brand on television, the internet and in print, is saying she was subjected to a "horrific" body search by Transportation Security Administration agents at the Los Angeles International Airport over the weekend.

    Albert was traveling for The Moms' Mamarazzi event, according to People, to promote the animated film "Sing" when she was pulled aside by aggressive TSA agents for a full-body pat-down, which she says was initiated because of the medical cream she had packed in her carry-on luggage.

    1. Ted S.   8 years ago

      Somehow this won't turn her against the TSA.

    2. Tonio   8 years ago

      The TSA has groped more women, collectively, than any single politician ever will. Where is the outrage?

      1. Cynical Asshole   8 years ago

        "When you're a TSA screener, you can do whatever you want and they let you do it. Just grab 'em by the pussy."

        1. DOOMco   8 years ago

          standing ovation

      2. TheZeitgeist   8 years ago

        The TSA has groped more women, collectively, than any single politician ever will.

        Bill Clinton accepts the challenge.

    3. Zeb   8 years ago

      Honestly, I think that "you can't touch me there" is a distraction. Either it's OK to physically search people and touch their bodies while doing so, in which case declaring certain body parts off limits defeats the point of the whole exercise, or it isn't. If people are going to insist on elaborate security for airports, then titties are going to get touched.

      1. Groovus Maximus   8 years ago

        Moobs Schumer approves.

        1. Zeb   8 years ago

          I'm thinking even TSA agents want to stay well away from those. Even if he didn't get the special Senator exemption.

    4. Juvenile Bluster   8 years ago

      Fuck the TSA. Fuck whoever it was that said "You can't professionalize unless you federalize". Fuck Bush for starting it. Fuck Obama for continuing it.

      1. Cynical Asshole   8 years ago

        If Trump disbands the TSA, I'll take back every negative thing I've ever said about him.

  34. B.P.   8 years ago

    "Congress has gotten involved in trying to regulate those bots who immediately buy all those concert tickets online right when they're available."

    Isn't there some enterprising hacker out there in a second-world country who can steal the payment information?

    (I'm talking about the bots' payment info, not Congress')

  35. The Late P Brooks   8 years ago

    But starting in January, an extra 10 per cent tax will be levied if the CEO makes more than 100 times the average salary at the company. If he or she makes more than 250 times, the added tax is even higher ? an extra 25 per cent.

    It's expected that the move could bring in as much as an additional $3.5 million annually, money that would be earmarked to help combat homelessness in the city.

    They're going to use the money to build houses?

    I crack myself up.

    1. Zeb   8 years ago

      No, they are going to use it to shoot homeless people. It's the only way to be sure.

      1. Mr Drew   8 years ago

        I laughed...cuz it's true.

    2. See Double You   8 years ago

      Do these city councils ever detail how they're "combatting homelessness" with this extra stolen money tax revenue? A repeat of Pruitt-Igoe?

      1. GILMORE?   8 years ago

        Its just an excuse to throw more money at city agencies who can then complain of "draconian budget cuts" if they ever lose their newfound revenue stream.

    3. PapayaSF   8 years ago

      They'll do what San Francisco does: use the money to attract more homeless people.

      1. Zeb   8 years ago

        That just means you need to do more of the same. Soon all of the crazy homeless people will be in SF or Seattle, freeing the rest of us from that burden.

        1. See Double You   8 years ago

          California is good for the homeless.

  36. CPRM   8 years ago

    Donald Trump has chosen the CEO of Hardee's

    I don't know how the local Hardee's stays in business, it's always empty. It is open 24hr, so maybe they get a rush after bars close?

    1. Brett L   8 years ago

      I was running them down, but people love their breakfasts.

    2. AlmightyJB   8 years ago

      They're all in the bathroom

  37. Microaggressor   8 years ago

    Congress has gotten involved in trying to regulate those bots who immediately buy all those concert tickets online right when they're available.

    Supply and demand, how does it work?
    If they're actually able to sell all those tickets at yuuge markup, all that tells you is that the tickets were ridiculously underpriced. Price your tickets correctly, and those bot-buyers will end up holding the bag not being able to sell them all.

    Shockingly, most of this mewling is driven by Hamilton. Congress acts fast when its own personal interests are at stake. And everyone who voted for this can be safely disregarded as a fucking moron.

    1. Eternal Blue Sky   8 years ago

      Seems like, depending on how these bots precisely work, like there could be some good money made by simply renting out a venue for a "concert", letting the bots swoop in and do their thing, and then collecting on the "Sold Out" concert.

      If the bots are targeting venues and not specific acts it could work.

  38. This Machine   8 years ago

    J. C. Wright has a pretty good take on the whole mini-kerfuffle about "Baby It's Cold Outside" that's apparently been happening lately:

    Any girl attracted to a man who escorted her politely out the door on a cold night at her first token protest would be gravely insulted, and never speak to the dweeb again. He would die a virgin and the Darwinian future of the race would achieve a small but finite gain.

    1. Zeb   8 years ago

      That is well stated. Girls do like to play idiotic games like that.

    2. To: Trshmnstr From: Hrod [C]   8 years ago

      I hate that song, but the SJW snowflakes can shove a cold rusty pickaxe where the snow don't fall.

      1. See Double You   8 years ago

        I like when Zooey Deschanel sings it in Elf, but that may be just because I like Zooey Deschanel.

        1. Trshmnstr, Grump Apprentice   8 years ago

          Yep, that may be the one exception.

        2. Wasteland Wanderer   8 years ago

          You just gave me the only good reason I've ever seen to see Elf.

    3. Pan Zagloba "The Stickler"   8 years ago

      Day we lost him to Catholicism, 10th Century Edition, was a sad one for libertarian cause (we have one, yes?)...

      1. This Machine   8 years ago

        He's pretty liberty-minded on lots of other stuff, though!

        *doffs rose-colored glasses*

        But yeah, the Middle Ages fetish thing is a little weird. Hell of a writer, regardless.

        1. Pan Zagloba "The Stickler"   8 years ago

          His Catholicism served my needs when he decided to write a Mallory pastiche. Damn if he didn't get the tone and flavor right, so I'm willing to accept that Catholic Cosmogony is the set of rules the setting operates under if I get one of the best takes on Arthurian setting since...well, Greg Stafford's Pendragon RPG.

          1. The Fusionist   8 years ago

            Who is this guy? I Googled "J. C. Wright middle ages" but got nothing relevant.

            1. This Machine   8 years ago

              Whaddup, Eddie. Try his blog. It ain't too shabby; I think it's right up your alley and I don't mean that in a snarky douche way.

              1. This Machine   8 years ago

                Gonna pull a you and respond to my own post. Here's one of his more recent blog posts on Apologetics.

              2. The Fusionist   8 years ago

                Bookmarked it, thanks!

            2. Pan Zagloba "The Stickler"   8 years ago

              He's right up your alley (maybe). He's an SF writer who was a libertarian atheist for decades, until he had a eligious experience which made him hard-core Catholic of pre-Vatican II type. Which I respect more than mealy-mouthed so-called Christians who scratch their head if you say "St Augustine" or "Aquinas".

              You can find more info on his blog. Only series of his I've read so far is the Green Knight's Squire and it's the fantastic Arthurian tale I mentioned above. I do have another on tap when I'm finished.

              You may enjoy his interview where he makes a case for superiority of Middle Ages that's....well, coming from a long long line of subjugated peasants, let's say unconvincing to me.

              Unrelated to Catholicism, he's also founder of Space Princess movement, which is a very important, very correct movement in SF and we need more of it. Lots more.

              1. The Fusionist   8 years ago

                Hmmm...

                "The Middle Ages was actually the period in human history where the most innovations in all the science, arts, and scholarship were made most rapidly, and legal and social institutions where most perfectly suited to real human needs and the limits of human psychology. I will not bore you with a list of the accomplishments, but I will mention in passing such things as the university system, the printing press, the windmill, the stirrup, Gothic architecture, the cannon, canon law, musical notation, and perspectival drawing, and the elimination of slavery and of divorce throughout Europe. (It is notable that slavery returned during later ages.)

                "The United States Constitution with its checks and balances and its system of federalism is one of the few very successful modern attempts to return to the limited government of the Feudal period. The Constitution has more in common with the Magna Charter or the charters of medieval cities than with the legal theory of the absolute monarchs or unlimited parliaments of the Reformation or the so-called Enlightenment."

                1. The Fusionist   8 years ago

                  I won't fall into the trap of positing some Catholic Golden Age, but these sound like good arguments.

                  1. Pan Zagloba "The Stickler"   8 years ago

                    Please do not posit it, as more than half that shit was existing in Roman Empire in the East (the real one, not the sham one Charlemagne tried to construct) and was there for the taking whenever you wanted. Without need to burn the greatest city in the world, butcher the faithful praying at the Mother of Churches, rape everyone who doesn't look like STEVE SMITH and cart off shiny things to Venice.

                    4/12/1204, Never Forget

                    And while he's somewhat right about Magna Carta, it's sad that he ignores Bill of Rights 1689, which includes several clauses that should look familiar. And, unlike the US counterpart, explicitly lists having arms for defense as a right of citizens (Protestants, because, oh yeah, they just overthrew a Catholic king over these issues).

              2. Trshmnstr, Grump Apprentice   8 years ago

                Which I respect more than mealy-mouthed so-called Christians who scratch their head if you say "St Augustine" or "Aquinas".

                A-freaking-men!

  39. The Late P Brooks   8 years ago

    But Obama also told CNN, "I think there's a reason attitudes about my presidency among whites in northern states are very different from whites in southern states."

    "Them dumb crackers ain't got sense to hitch a ride on the gravy train, fuck 'em."

  40. AlmightyJB   8 years ago

    For John Glenn

    https://youtu.be/lywENW0ESUE

    1. Cynical Asshole   8 years ago

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lul-Y8vSr0I

      1. Half-Virtue, Half-Vice   8 years ago

        I've enjoyed this un-ironically many a time.

        1. Half-Virtue, Half-Vice   8 years ago

          And all this... Science -- I just don't understand!

  41. Juvenile Bluster   8 years ago

    A prog friend ALMOST gets it, when it comes to Trump's labor nominee:

    So I just scanned through that and if I'm right the gist is if companies are forced to pay people more they will automate and cut jobs so you'd better not or else.

    Well, yeah, that seems 100% right to me. Unfortunately his takeaway from what that means is...

    Fuck the poor.

    So close.

    1. Juvenile Bluster   8 years ago

      And fuck me for not properly closing my blockquote HTML on that last line.

      1. Injun, as in from India   8 years ago

        And fuck me

        Please add "autosexual" to the growing list of SJW terms.

        1. Brett L   8 years ago

          Autosexual is the new term for virgin?

          1. thrakkorzog   8 years ago

            I thought it was just a fancy word for 13 year olds.

    2. See Double You   8 years ago

      Well, "or else" has always been the prog MO.

    3. Cynical Asshole   8 years ago

      It's amazing how they can come so close to actually getting the point and then veer off at the last second.

      1. Brett L   8 years ago

        But if the labor theory of value is wrong, what else what dad right about?

        1. Cynical Asshole   8 years ago

          Their old man was definitely right about them being losers.

    4. Eternal Blue Sky   8 years ago

      "Fuck the poor."

      Hey a sex for the unemployed campaign would probably rake in some votes.

  42. The Late P Brooks   8 years ago

    Fuck the poor.

    Not if they're People of Walmart material.

    1. bacon-magic   8 years ago

      ^Classist!

    2. Zeb   8 years ago

      I'm sure someone will step up.

      1. Cynical Asshole   8 years ago

        Given how many of them are accompanied by a gaggle of children...

        1. Hyperion   8 years ago

          I was in the grocery store a couple of days ago and looking for a self-checkout line with the shortest line. Ducked into one and then someone behind me when I realized I probably had made a mistake. There's a woman with 3 small kids in a shopping cart and she looked to be 9 months pregnant. Just judging by the way she was dressed and her overall demeanor in checking her stuff out and watching the kids, I doubt that she could even afford to keep one of them. She was taking her good old time checking stuff out, totally oblivious to the now 4 or 5 people in line behind her. I probably stood there for another 15 minutes before she finished. She put one of the kids on the belt and a worker at the store had to tell her like 4 times to get the kid off the belt. All that time she's fumbling around through her purse and trying different cards, none of which seemed to work.

          1. Cynical Asshole   8 years ago

            Nothing made me have more disdain for welfare recipients more than when I was working as a grocery bagger in high school at an Albertson's and all the food stamps people would come in at the first of every month all with several children (four or five a piece) they couldn't possibly afford. It wasn't the fact that they were fat, unkempt, oftentimes had extreme BO, and were incapable of keeping it in their pants that pissed me off or even the fact that they were on the dole. It was the complete and utter lack of shame and sense of entitlement that many of them exhibited. Some almost seemed like they were proud of the fact that they couldn't afford to feed their flock of children without the taxpayer's "help."

            1. Trshmnstr, Grump Apprentice   8 years ago

              It wasn't the fact that they were fat, unkempt, oftentimes had extreme BO, and were incapable of keeping it in their pants that pissed me off or even the fact that they were on the dole. It was the complete and utter lack of shame and sense of entitlement that many of them exhibited.

              I probably would've had some pity for the food stampers if they came in looking like that. I've loaded EBT crab legs into a Cadillac before. They're shit tippers, too.

              1. Cynical Asshole   8 years ago

                I've loaded EBT crab legs into a Cadillac before.

                Oh yeah, there were plenty of those types too.

                1. Akira   8 years ago

                  I'll bet that a significant portion of people on welfare are actually working off the books, thereby getting a regular wage along with the welfare since they are "unemployed" or "indigent" on paper.

            2. Zeb   8 years ago

              Even worse than those goddamn lottery ticket people.

            3. Hyperion   8 years ago

              Yeah, I know. I hate that too. My wife and I will not even go into our favorite WM Supercenter the first week of the month. The welfare crowd goes in there and just completely wrecks the store, you can't find anything, everything is out of place, merchandise scattered and broken on the floor. We were talking to a worker there one time about that and she was upset to the point of almost being in tears over it. Those people are the most uncouth self-entitled cretins on earth. I know people joke about it, and I do to, but it really is not funny at all.

              1. GILMORE?   8 years ago

                [insert bone thugs and harmony video]

            4. DEG   8 years ago

              Once, at the grocery store I worked at when I was a kid, a food stamp using couple expressed some shame at being on food stamps.

              We had started talking, I forget about what. When it was time to pay, the couple got quiet and embarrassed. They sheepishly told me they were paying with food stamps and they were embarrassed to do so.

              I think they were sincere.

              No, seriously.

              The incident was memorable because it was the only incident like that. Food stamp users tended to eat better than me and any my family did back then. One I remember got caught stealing.

              On the other hand, and I know no one here will believe me, I never had problem WIC users. Always had the right stuff, their kids weren't a problem.

              1. Hyperion   8 years ago

                I remember that from when I was younger. I knew people who got food stamps, but they were not proud of it, they were embarrassed and didn't want anyone to know. Now I know people who brag about it. Thanks, Democrats.

                1. Cynical Asshole   8 years ago

                  Now I know people who brag about it.

                  Welfare Carols.

                2. Red Rocks Dickin Bimbos   8 years ago

                  Now I know people who brag about it. Thanks, Democrats.

                  "It's free, swipe yo' EBT!"

            5. TheZeitgeist   8 years ago

              Anyone ever see a food-stamp structured purchase? All the stuff one can purchase EBT is run through in one transaction, and then a second consecutive transaction is executed with cash for booze, smokes, steaks, and so on. I've seen that to point where customers set carts up with cardboard to keep the item categories separated for easier processing at checkout.

    3. DEG   8 years ago

      I've actually seen good-looking adult women at Wal-Mart. And they weren't hauling kids around.

      Though I have to say, the strangest sight I've ever seen at a Wal-Mart was seeing a Lamborghini in the parking lot.

      1. Hyperion   8 years ago

        I've seen some super hot women in Walmart, but that is by far the exception. Almost everyone shops there for basic household stuff, like laundry soap, etc. Then you have the Walmart people. They're the ones wearing pajamas 3 sizes too small for them and house slippers at 3pm in the afternoon, in public, and riding the huvaround being chased by 4 or 5 obese kids with bags of cheesy poofs.

        1. DEG   8 years ago

          I decided to grocery shop at the local Wal-Mart at 3 AM.

          I know... there's my problem.

          I remember walking through the Wal-Mart, pushing my grocery cart, and having to dodge a few local college-aged derelicts who decided that the electric scooters were for the mentally handicapped.

      2. TheZeitgeist   8 years ago

        You sure it wasn't a Fieroghini?

        That is Wal-Mart done right!

        1. DEG   8 years ago

          Definitely not. Definitely a Lamborghini.

        2. Hyperion   8 years ago

          That is one sweet fucking car.

  43. Haha, charade you are   8 years ago

    "Harry Reid says farewell".

    I believe most of us are saying "good-fuckin'-riddance".

  44. PapayaSF   8 years ago

    Here's something interesting: in 2018, there will be 33 Senate seats up for grabs, 23 Democratic, 2 Democratic-caucusing independents, and only 8 GOP seats. If Trump does decently well for two years, Democrats will be in a very bad position.

    It would be nice if some libertarian-leaning Republicans took some of those seats. (Yeah, I don't think Libertarian Party candidates will have a chance.)

    1. Zunalter   8 years ago

      Baby steps, it will take a while to unwind a century and change of progderp.

      1. Zeb   8 years ago

        And that assumes that most Republicans have any real intention of doing so.

        1. Zunalter   8 years ago

          If Trump has made anything clear this election cycle, it's that the status quo is not impenetrable. Though, with people like Rush Limbaugh on their shows going "Hey, when democrats print money to do stimulus its a costly boondoggle, but when Republicans print money to do a stimulus, it's an important economic boost" I have almost no faith.

          1. See Double You   8 years ago

            I wish I could have been there when Rush said that; I would have screamed, "No, fuck you, cut spending!"

  45. Enough About Palin   8 years ago

    Pioneering astronaut and former senator John Glenn has died at age 95.

    Did I ever tell you guys about the time I smashed the hell out of John Glen's mailbox? 🙂

    1. creech   8 years ago

      It is getting harder and harder to follow the euphemisms.

  46. Zunalter   8 years ago

    Congress has gotten involved in trying to regulate those bots who immediately buy all those concert tickets online right when they're available.

    I assume this is the same tech Fist uses to insta-post on links every day.

    1. Fist of Etiquette   8 years ago

      I can't be regulated.

      1. Zunalter   8 years ago

        Just like a 70 year old's bladder.

  47. Zero Sum Game   8 years ago

    For those of you who missed it when I posted it earlier:

    The real reason Trump and DiCaprio met.

    1. Crusty Juggler   8 years ago

      Interesting. I had just assumed they were Eskimo brothers many times over.

    2. See Double You   8 years ago

      You should have given a "NSFW" (really, a "NSA") disclaimer, you bastard.

      1. Zero Sum Game   8 years ago

        Man nipples are acceptable to see in public for some reason.

        My artistic skills are limited, but I'm proud to be able to induce vomiting.

      2. Zunalter   8 years ago

        Seconded.

    3. That's A Bingo!   8 years ago

      Is it huge?

      1. Zero Sum Game   8 years ago

        It's yuuuge. Very classy. You'll like it, I promise.

  48. John Titor   8 years ago

    Donald Trump has chosen the CEO of Hardee's (or Carl Jr.'s, depending on where you are) to serve as his labor secretary.

    Holy shit, it's happening.

    1. Trshmnstr, Grump Apprentice   8 years ago

      I can't tell if Trump is a great troll, or the best troll ever!

      1. Hyperion   8 years ago

        Best troll in chief ever, I'm guessing. Of course I didn't meet the founders, they may have been some pretty rascally critters. Especially Franklin, although he was never POTUS.

        1. The Fusionist   8 years ago

          My Prize Question therefore should be, To discover some Drug wholesome & not disagreable, to be mix'd with our common Food, or Sauces, that shall render the natural Discharges of Wind from our Bodies, not only inoffensive, but agreable as Perfumes.

          1. Hyperion   8 years ago

            I hear that he also grabbed a few pussies.

          2. Trshmnstr, Grump Apprentice   8 years ago

            Great link! There are some rather hilarious parts!

          3. The Fusionist   8 years ago

            From farts...to slavery.

        2. Zero Sum Game   8 years ago

          Andrew Jackson had a pet parrot that he taught to swear profusely. It cursed up a storm at his funeral and they had to eject the bird because people were so appalled.

          It takes a special kind of troll to troll people after you have died.

          1. Pan Zagloba "The Stickler"   8 years ago

            In any area, except Having Good Policy and Being A Decent Human Being, I consider Andrew Jackson the #1 US President.

            It takes something special for your friends to have to intervene in an attempt on your life - to preserve the would-be assassin from your wrath.

    2. Hyperion   8 years ago

      Fuck Sessions already, I want that redhead for AG! I plead guilty, she can take me to her dungeon now for my punishment.

      1. This Machine   8 years ago

        What Hyp said.

    3. Hyperion   8 years ago

      Fuck, I never thought about it before, but Idiocracy is like a view of the world when only leftist politicians are left.

  49. GILMORE?   8 years ago

    I've stopped reading these articles about Syria, where the headline is some version of =

    "Russia and US Meeting to Discuss [insert major decision on how someone else's civil war is going to proceed]"

    the articles never seem to ever directly address the fundamental oddity of "why is it these 3rd party nations are discussing the outcomes" rather than the Syrians themselves.

    Its *alluded* to... and its pointed out that Russia is an "ally", and that the US "supports" some of the rebels...

    ...but that never seems sufficient to justify how blithely the news media treats the issue of "Superpowers" discussing the fate of smaller nations.

    Is it simply taken for granted that we're involved in a proxy war?

    And is there never going to be any question asking, "Why that war is it in the US interests"?

    1. GILMORE?   8 years ago

      (sigh), "why that war is in the US interest"

      1. DOOMco   8 years ago

        why, that war is in the US interest!

        1. TheZeitgeist   8 years ago

          It would be fun to sit at one of the pundit tables watching prattle about what 'must' be done and so forth, and ask the posse "Who are the good guys?" The long silence would say more than all their words.

          1. DOOMco   8 years ago

            i had the thought today while listening to npr that if i were ever invited to a discussion there, or mahers show, that i would end up bursting out in laughter when they say those dumb ass things.

            i would not be invited back.

      2. Pan Zagloba "The Stickler"   8 years ago

        Easy if they had the balls to admit it.

        Let Iran and Syria bleed themselves against Islamist terrorists. Keep it on the boil just high enough that everyone suffers and no one can win for years on end. Encourage Saudis to take ever-increasing share of funding, because fuck Saudi royal treasury. By the end of it, everyone will be poorer, stupider, more brutalized and, above all, weaker.

        Then let them chant "Death to Great Satan" again.

        1. See Double You   8 years ago

          "Make Satan great again!"

          1. Pan Zagloba "The Stickler"   8 years ago

            "No, no, please, I prefer that you believe I don't exist..."

  50. DOOMco   8 years ago

    so when does taco bell get in on long distance calls?

    1. Pan Zagloba "The Stickler"   8 years ago

      A little known clause in the AT&T Antitrust Agreement of 1962 states that, of all the 'baby Bells', lil' Taco isn't allowed to get into the long-distance game. This was a rider that was supposed to be removed by the great immigration reform of 1965, but, due to institutional racism, it remained on the books, forcing lil' Taco to become a food-like chain instead.

      1. DOOMco   8 years ago

        this should not have made me laugh this hard.

        1. TheZeitgeist   8 years ago

          That makes two of us.

      2. See Double You   8 years ago

        lil' Taco

        Shreek, is that you?

        1. Pan Zagloba "The Stickler"   8 years ago

          I'm glad someone remembers that particular nickname. How it applies to 5'10" Cuban is still a mystery to me.

          1. DOOMco   8 years ago

            just think like a racist would.

            1. Pan Zagloba "The Stickler"   8 years ago

              I've watched Blazing Saddles probably 50 times by now, and I still don't see it. He's not even Irish, for God's sake!

              1. DOOMco   8 years ago

                oh, irish. you big ol mean racist.
                he left didn't he? maybe the missing commenters will return soon

    2. Hyperion   8 years ago

      Long distance calls? What is that? Got WiFi?

  51. R C Dean   8 years ago

    One for the "Ain't no voter fraud no-how crowd":

    In one Detroit Precinct, a recount team was given a box of ballots with an unbroken seal where everything appeared proper and in place. The tag on the box said there were 306 ballots. The book said 306, and the ticket said 306, so that means there should be 306 paper ballots on the box. When they pulled out the ballots, there were exactly FIFTY paper ballots in a locked sealed box that again was supposed to have 306.

    http://www.thegatewaypundit.co.....precincts/

    There are apparently discrepancies in nearly every Detroit precinct.

    1. DOOMco   8 years ago

      woah.

    2. Pan Zagloba "The Stickler"   8 years ago

      Man, those Republicans are crafty!

    3. PapayaSF   8 years ago

      I hope this gets a full investigation.

  52. DOOMco   8 years ago

    tundra or p brooks.
    today i found out how cold it has to be before the truck cant start. 2 outside at 9am.

    either of you have experience with a battery heater/warmer? i found one online, along with a magnetic block heater.
    this seems like an easier thing to use, the freeze plug option would be better, but i would need to remove my exhaust to get to it.

    1. But Enough About Me   8 years ago

      I'm neither of those two, but being a Canuck who spent most of his adult life on the Prairies, I can confidently tell you to forget the battery warmer and get the block heater. They're the only way to go.

  53. anagke   8 years ago

    Hey Everyone,
    I usually just lurk, but something terrible happened today, and I figured this was the place to share it.

    The grad students at my university are trying to unionize. And an ANTHROPOLOGY student tried to get me to join up with them. I'm trying to think of all the ways one could obstruct this process.

    1. Jimmy Free Trade Pirate   8 years ago

      From a Libertarian, or Anarcho-Capitalist perspective you can't obstruct people from forming Unions, or collective bargaining. However you can tell them that they can't bargain for better grades. =D

  54. Rufus The Monocled   8 years ago

    Did you see Hall's hit on Larson?

  55. Juvenile Bluster   8 years ago

    Again with the euphemisms.

  56. TheZeitgeist   8 years ago

    "My" Wal-Mart is similar in having a sprinkling of hotties, almost always in yoga pants. I have encountered an old codger in a blue C7 'Vette a couple times, and I tried to parking-lot race him once but he was a no-go - not true Wal Marter at all.

  57. DEG   8 years ago

    Last time I stopped there, there was a beautiful Lotus in the lot. I chatted for awhile with the guy, who had stopped for bullets!

    I live in the wrong part of the country. Problem: Your part of the country has even worse weather.

  58. Trshmnstr, Grump Apprentice   8 years ago

    My Walmart is always packed and never with hotties. I never go there unless I need ammo, and even then I live 3 miles from a mall with a Dick's in it.

    Target is the better experience, both with wait times and aesthetics.

  59. Hyperion   8 years ago

    Not sure what part of the country you're talking about. But that's one thing I hate about the midwest, the weather. I've had to make repairs to my house there 2 times in the last 5 years because of wind damage. Maybe I should just remove it and put a curved dome over the basement. The people are sort of ok, but the weather is fucking shit. Every day that all your stuff doesn't blow away is another lucky day.

  60. KDN   8 years ago

    No way, dude. Clean hockey play; Hall is forechecking hard exactly like he's supposed to, and lines Larsen up shoulder to shoulder. And even though Hall went to play the body he eases up when Larsen gets handles mishandles the puck (seriosuly - I've watched Hall live 3 times this year, he was maybe going 60% there).

    If anyone is to blame for that hit it's Sbisa. You do not throw the puck into your partner's skates when he's behind the net with a forechecker in the area. You should also make sure your teammate is conscious before kicking him in the head to start a scrum. Bonus points to Gudbranson for getting into a shouting match with a fan in the upper deck, though.

    I had a pretty clear view of that play from my seats on that blue line. It looked clean as it happened and it looked clean to a crew that had no problem calling the Devils for every fart and sneeze. I hate that people are going through every hit like it's the Zapruder film when someone gets hurt looking for that split millisecond where the victim's head hits the checker's shoulder.

  61. Freedom Frog   8 years ago

    Ranger fan here, it was clean.

Please log in to post comments

Mute this user?

  • Mute User
  • Cancel

Ban this user?

  • Ban User
  • Cancel

Un-ban this user?

  • Un-ban User
  • Cancel

Nuke this user?

  • Nuke User
  • Cancel

Un-nuke this user?

  • Un-nuke User
  • Cancel

Flag this comment?

  • Flag Comment
  • Cancel

Un-flag this comment?

  • Un-flag Comment
  • Cancel

Latest

The Great Cheapfakes Caper

Jesse Walker | 5.20.2025 10:23 AM

How To Kill Draft Lotteries Without Encouraging Tanking

Jason Russell | 5.20.2025 9:45 AM

Berating the Businesses

Liz Wolfe | 5.20.2025 9:30 AM

Archives: Manny Klausner's Greatest Hits

Reason Staff | From the June 2025 issue

Brickbat: Rack Them Up

Charles Oliver | 5.20.2025 4:00 AM

Recommended

  • About
  • Browse Topics
  • Events
  • Staff
  • Jobs
  • Donate
  • Advertise
  • Subscribe
  • Contact
  • Media
  • Shop
  • Amazon
Reason Facebook@reason on XReason InstagramReason TikTokReason YoutubeApple PodcastsReason on FlipboardReason RSS

© 2024 Reason Foundation | Accessibility | Privacy Policy | Terms Of Use

This site is protected by reCAPTCHA and the Google Privacy Policy and Terms of Service apply.

r

Do you care about free minds and free markets? Sign up to get the biggest stories from Reason in your inbox every afternoon.

This field is for validation purposes and should be left unchanged.

This modal will close in 10

Reason Plus

Special Offer!

  • Full digital edition access
  • No ads
  • Commenting privileges

Just $25 per year

Join Today!