Chuck Schumer, Serial Over-Legislator, Is Your New Senate Minority Leader
The ranking Senate Democrat wants to legislate everything-but balked at creating a federal database to keep track of bad cops.


As expected, Sen. Chuck Schumer (D-N.Y.) will replace the retiring Sen. Harry Reid (D-Nev.) as Senate Minority Leader.
Reason fans will surely remember Schumer being immortalized as one number 41 on our "50 Enemies of Freedom" list, where his career as a serial over-legislator earned this tribute:
If (bad) conservative screenwriters set out to create a smugly liberal, lens-hungry New York senator, they'd come up with Charles Schumer—and they'd be criticized for creating a strawman. But Schumer is, somehow, real. He crusades sneeringly against guns, drugs, breakfast cereal, cybercurrencies, and caffeinated powders while supporting security-state legislation and cozying up with crony capitalists on Wall Street.
As Nick Gillespie once wrote of Schumer, "No issue is too stupid or inconsequential for Schumer to weigh in on, inevitably calling for a ban or regulation that serves no other possible purpose than to shine a light on the glory and grandeur of Chuck Schumer."
Although, in fairness to the senior senator from my home state, he once led Congressional efforts to oppose legislation while still a member of the House of Representatives in 1996. The issue at hand: a federal database to keep track of police officers who had lost their certifications to practice law enforcement because of things like abuse or corruption, which was intended to prevent said officers from finding law enforcement jobs in other states.
In a Reason feature on the renewed efforts to create such a database, I wrote of Schumer's rare moment of legislative restraint:
During hearings before the House Judiciary Subcommittee on Crime, police union representatives compared the proposed legislation to the "witch hunts of Salem." Their congressional allies, most notably now–Sen. Charles Schumer (D–N.Y.), worried aloud during a hearing in July 1996 that the database would create "a major administrative burden" and be a "major invasion of privacy of police officers."
Schumer has proposed legislation on everything from energy drinks to maple syrup to e-cigarette flavors. During the hearings he said "I'm a little dubious of legislating" a bill that would assist in the prevention of hiring armed agents of the state who are granted the right to use lethal force that have been banned from working as cops elsewhere.
Click here to check out Gillespie's exhaustive (but by no means comprehensive) list of Schumer's most "stupid or inconsequential" attempts to control the lives of everyday citizens through the brute force of law.
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You're horrific.
"They're real and they're spectacular."
It does sort of look like he's saying "Mansierre!"
Bro!
Looks like he upgraded to the Wonder-Bro?!
Too et'nic.
"I've got bigger tits than this girl behind me. I understand feminism."
"Hello! It's fucking hot outside!"
I...hate...you...for...that.
Chuck's milk is bitter like Fist's scowl.
When it comes out it's already cheese.
Mmm... curdy...
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Like ricotta...
Chuck's milk
Nice band name,
If he'd wear a hat he's look like Bella Abzug. However he does look like Harvey Korman
alt alt text- "I was born to legislate lactate."
Really presenting his mantits there.
A Presenting Mantits doesn't sound like any kind of insect I'd ever want to see.
Finally the Dems put someone responsible in charge.
Hate the game not the man boobs.
Can i hate both?
The question is ambiguous.
Well, Moobz is the kind of guy who can come up with the most awful legislation ever conceived (FATCA) and get nearly all of the GOP to support it. So this is very bad news indeed. I can't even imagine the horrors this Congress will pass into law.
They'll probably pass a bill where you have to pay $5000 just to exit the country for a week of vacation and it will be non-refundable. Then they'll probably seize all your assets if you're a day late coming back and you'll spend years in court to get them back, all the while having your driver's license, passport, and all constitutional rights suspended.
McCain and Moobz are going to be very busy. It's like an axis of evil without the 3rd wheel.
And they'll be a wall, which Moobz and the Democrats will totally embrace, no matter what they said before.
there will, not they'll
It's like an axis of evil without the 3rd wheel.
Lindsay Graham finds your lack of faith disturbing.
The 3rd Wheel is Lindsay Graham's favorite sex move to do with two other dudes.
Pivot man at the soggy cracker contest?
The third wheel is a President to busy on Twitter to veto the Schumer-McCain Fuck-You-With-Knives Omnibus Bill.
The Democratic Party is doomed. They are going to end up with Schumer and Pelosi as their most recognizable public figures. Imagine if the Republicans after the 08 debacle made John McCain and Jeb Bush the two most powerful and recognizable people in the party. It wouldn't have worked out too well. But the Dems can't seem to help themselves.
They're doomed, but I don't underestimate the ability of the Republicans to do something equally stupid and pull defeat from the jaws of victory.
Perhaps McCain and Graham will caucus with the Democrats?
They would have if Hillary would have won. She'd definitely their war bonder candidate. I think the Trumpet might disappoint them. But don't get me wrong, McCain will be in on any bad legislation the Moobz can come up with. Graham will just set in the corner with his tiny war boner playing with little green army men.
Dude, that reads like a Nostradamus quatrain.
Both "major" parties are doomed. They've both become parodies of themselves.
Don't forget, Weiner was his prot?g
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Ahem. It was Moobsy Malone and The Danger Gang. You only got it as an uncorrected galley.
My apologies, an FCC SWAT team broke down my door and seized my review copy.
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Why is everyone focusing on body shaming Senator Schumer? Grow up, everyone.
Body-shaming? The dude's like 70 years old and he's still sporting a pair of firm-and-perky's like that? I'm impressed!
And where's the video of Trump copping a feel off his ol' buddy Chucky like the one where he's copping a feel off his ol' buddy Rudy NineEleven?
Because we are bored of fat-shaming his very unfunny cunt of a niece.
Sorry, cousin. I know they're cousins. My fingers are not talking to my brain this afternoon.
It's a dirty job, but someone's got to do it.
I'd really like to find out what roll he played in the illegal gathering of evidence against Ross Ulbricht.
Is eliminationist rhetoric tolerated here, or just on twitter?
Gaze, ye fools, upon the face of Worse than Trump and despair. The Spirit Cooking hath brought forth the Chosen One.
Sugarfree should write a story based on it. Dems chosen one fails to appear, now they have to resort to Spirit Cooking to make The One appear.
The world is a rich place for us now.
This is a horrific development.
John McCain would like a word with you.
Chuck Schumer is the Democrat's new Senate Minority leader, Keith Ellison for the new head of the DNC and Clinton staffers saying white women are too sexist to vote for women.
You know, I don't think the Democrats learned anything from this at all.
They learned go moar leftward.
"Huh. Well, that's a bugger, who could have seen that coming? Okay, guys, assuming that at no point in time could we possibly have been wrong, how do we interpret these results?"
Double Down on Stupid should be the DNC Motto. Actually should be the GOP motto too.
Say what you will about the RNC, they suck to be sure, but their shortcomings are nowhere near as bad as the DNCs rampant corruption, as far as anyone knows anyways.
Stoopid is as Evul does?
Their transition into the new Stupid Party is well underway.
So a Muslim male says white women are too sexist. I'd say something about kettles and pots but that'd be racist.
Murikan politics...
Where the hits
JUST
KEEP
COMING!
I had the opportunity to meet Schumer in a non-political venue.
He gave me the screaming heebie jeebies.
I don't understand how he convinces people to vote for him.
"That guy is a sexist! That guy there is a racist! I'm tough on crime because I love the drug war! Fuck the second amendment!"
I imagine that it must be exceedingly easy to be a Democrat.
Most of them haven't met him. There's a reason they avoid talking to ordinary people. It's completely impossible to maintain their aura of godhood if people meet them person-to-person and realize how much they're ordinary, at best.
Does this mean we'll be treated to even more of his niece (or whatever the fuck she is)? Oh happy Goddamn day.
He's horrible on guns. One of the worst in congress next to Feinstein.
He's horrible on ____________.
For the lolz
http://www.vox.com/2016/8/18/12515240.....red-states
Good call Vox!
Reason fans will surely remember Schumer being immortalized as one number 41 on our "50 Enemies of Freedom" list
The Dems could have done worse, number 27 Jenny McCarthy
Re-elected in an enormous landslide, naturally. I have to wonder how many people actually put anything more than zero effort into actually choosing for whom to vote. 1 in 20? 1 in a 100??