* This garbage article in The Weekly Standard, which I describe as "garbage," claiming that "All the Issues Favor Trump."
* This New York Times trend piece about New York marriages being riven apart by the 2016 presidential election, which I characterize as one of the very "worst" aspects of our modern condition: The politicization of everything.
* Something something Anthony Weiner texting something.
Last week I was also on Red Eye, for the final episode of longtime cast member Joanne Nosuchinsky, who I improbably try to channel tonight. You can watch that episode below: