President Obama on Republicans: "The question they have to ask themselves is: If you are repeatedly having to say in very strong terms that what he has said is unacceptable, why are you still endorsing him?"
- Donald Trump fulfills dreams of Tea Partiers everywhere, promises half a trillion dollars in need stimulus spending on infrastructure.
- Trump also kicked a crying baby out of one of his rallies.
- Late-night comics make fun of Republicans more often than Democrats (surprise).
- Millennials are losing interest in sex (sort of). Safe spaces, naturally, are to blame.