Forget Anti-Zionism. Is 'Alcoholocaust' Anti-Semitic?
A variation on beer pong, it pits Jews against Nazis, each with their own symbolic cup formation.

Public school officials in Princeton, New Jersey, are upset about a photo making the rounds on social media that shows the setup for a variation on beer pong played by students at Princeton High School. The complaints have less to do with underage alcohol consumption than with the way the cups are arranged: a swastika on one side and a six-pointed star on the other. The game, known as Alcoholocaust, pits Jews against Nazis, but with a much happier ending than the last time that played out. Here are the rules, according to a post on Twitter:
It's 3-on-3, 30 cups per team. The Nazis shape their 30 cups into a swastika, and the Jews set up their 30 cups as the Star of David. The cups are re-racked to a smaller swastika and a smaller star when 18 cups remain on either team. The Nazis start of the game with a "blitzkrieg," and each player on the Nazis shoots until they miss, but this is only allowed for the first volley. The Jews have the "Anne Frank Cup," and this ability allows them to pick any one of their cups and hide it anywhere in the room, but it has to be shootable, obviously. The Jews can only do that once per game and [it] can be used only during their turn. To equalize this slight advantage, the Nazis also have another ability called "Auschwitz"…The Nazis can pick can player on the Jews team and they have to sit out of the game until the other two players on the Jews team each make a cup. After that happens the 3rd player on the Jews team can play again. Also, throughout the game you are supposed to talk a lot of shit and say as many racist things as possible to make it more enjoyable.
School officials discovered the game thanks to a student who saw a photo of it on SnapChat (not the one above) and blogged about it. (She did not approve.) NJ.com reports that "Princeton schools Superintendent Steve Cochrane said the district is talking to the students and their families about the photo and it's raised several concerns." Chief among them: "As an individual and as the superintendent of the Princeton Public Schools," Cochrane says, "I am deeply upset that some of our students chose to engage in a drinking game with clearly anti-Semitic overtones and to broadcast their behavior over social media."
I remain undecided about anti-Zionism, but I am pretty sure this game is not anti-Semitic. For what it's worth, the guy who posted the rules on Twitter says, "My Jewish friends actually love this game."
Then again, Cochrane may be on to something. I'm no beer pong expert, but it seems to me the Nazis have an inherent advantage (again!). The Nazi cups are more spread out and therefore harder to hit, while the Jewish cups are grouped together, so that if you miss the one you're aiming for the ball is more likely to fall into an adjacent cup.
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That's Heilarious.
Swiss?
He'll stay out of this one.
*narrows gaze*
Sorry, was off hiding old war gold!
It's not a rainbow party-style moral panic that really isn't common?
"I am deeply upset that some of our students chose to engage in a drinking game with clearly anti-Semitic overtones and to broadcast their behavior over social media."
"Not to mention the obvious racial slur contained in the game's name."
I prefer Beermegeddon.
Beer Hunter.
You get a six pack and shake one can up. Everyone takes turns opening a can pointed at their head. Whoever gets soaked gets to chug what's left.
I'll be in my bunker.
Couldn't help but think of this...
http://www.shmaltzbrewing.com/
I agree - seems easier for the Nazis, Maybe the Anne Frank Cup is supposed to even things up.
Had a friend in school who took the "Life" board game and turned it into "The Slave Game".
Yeah, with the Blitzkrieg and Auschwitz rules, and with the better symbol, the Nazis seem to have the advantage. But the Ann Frank Cup COULD level the playing field if the Jews have a good spot to put it. It all boils down to whether or not the Jews are good at strategically placing their cup.
But the Ann Frank Cup COULD level the playing field if the Jews have a good spot to put it.
I don't see how it could help. Isn't it supposed to be hidden?
Would
"My Jewish friends actually love this game."
They need to be reeducated in offensesensitivity.
False consciousness. Their enjoyment of the game is only further evidence of how anti-Semitic it is.
They were probably drunk when they said that.
The Nazis shape their 30 cups into a swastika, and the Jews set up their 30 cups as the Star of David.
The game is ultimately decided by a vodka drinker.
No, that's only one side of the table. From the other side you've got someone drinking a corn based lager while blasting rock and roll, and those two race to the middle.
"while blasting rock and roll Glenn Miller
Hate giving you props, but that evoked a jolly good snort.
That had to be a difficult admission.
Felt the same as coughing up a fish bone.
The complaints have less to do with underage alcohol consumption
Libertarian Moment.
Being outrageous is part of being a teenager.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpZJLjrb4vU
If it wasn't Nazi beer pong, it would be something else.
Get over it.
Actually, outrageous, politically insensitive behavior by teenagers helps restore my faith in humanity. We can only hope the millennials' children will rebel and treat their parents the same way the baby boomers treated their square ass parents. If millennial sensibilities are in any way the result of getting along with one's parents, then I say we bring back the generation gap.
When I think of some of the stuff that I and my friends thought was hilarious in high school, this isn't really anything special or shocking.
Exactly.
This is what slasher/horror movies were about.
Totally outrageous behavior--and everybody laughs. It's called being a teenager.
Squares today are worse than squares in the '50s.
Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.
^This. Making grossly irreverent jokes about things like the Holocaust is what college kids do. This is preferable to the hypersensitivity on campuses that we usually read about.
At least it shows some awareness of history.
It's healthy, too.
Resentment against paternalist authority may be the root of all libertarianism.
"If you live under my roof, you have to live by my rules" is why I left home at 14.
Wanting to tweak the nose of authority figures is what being young should feel like.
If your parents are fundamentalist Christians, they might listen to black metal and draw upside down crosses everywhere.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvvjiE4AdUI
If the paternalists are hypersensitive to insensitivity, expect kids to push back with Nazi iconography and laugh about it.
It will be interesting to see how the children of millennials turn out. And I mean interesting in the sense of a train wreck being interesting.
My goal is to raise my kids to be self-reliant, bourbon-swilling, freedom-loving assholes, like their father.
Sounds like a cool guy, you gotta introduce us sometime.
I see what you did there. Well played, sir.
I am intrigued by your statement. Do you have a newsletter I can sign up for?
This morning I was talking to a woman in the gym about how early we had gotten there. She's got a few kids ranging from 6-10, and apparently they whine about her going to workout in the morning because it means that she leaves home about an hour before her sister gets there to watch them. They don't want her to leave them alone. It really wasn't all that long ago that I was 10, but we loved when our parents left us in the house alone. That just meant it was all the TV, junk food, or Nintendo we could shove in before we saw them driving down the road.
We've been working out at 5am since our kids were seven and six. Sometimes they were up eating cereal when we got back. Sometimes they were sleeping. They were fine and now at 13 and 12 are already going to the gym regularly. /pats self on back.
I don't think that we played with our Nintendos that way but who knows what was going on in the big cities? I won't judge.
The big city is a terrible description of where I grew up.
Dude, its abstract.
And then you banged her?
She is a redhead...
The game, known as Alcoholocaust, pits Jews against Nazis, but with a much happier ending than the last time that played out.
After the puking is done everyone goes to Mickey D's for Nuremburgers and fries.
You rally think we would like your pun?
Don't wehrmacht too much out of it.
Hey, little narc who blogged about this: you're the worst person in this situation.
Yup. The banality of evil.
This is how the worst SJW's are born. She's getting attention for manufacturing outrage.
If only there were a way to make it negative attention.
Even my dogs know the difference between good attention and bad attention.
Yeah but your dogs are trained.
You know who else got in trouble for doing something anti-Semitic in a beer hall?
Oliver Cromwell?
Mel Gibson?
Michael Richards?
Inspector Clouseau? Some of those assassins were clearly Jewish.
Mel Brooks?
Coptic Christians?
That's an interesting variation, looks fun. "Ve have vays of making you re-rack."
OH NO!
Someone referenced the holocaust in a non-serious manner!
Is it anti-Semitic? No, and it's not anti-German either. Is it insensitive? Yes. Does it sound like a ton of fun if you're 19 and not surrounded by uptight people? Yes.
Now, the alt-text genocide going on around here, that is anti-Semitic.
Preach brother, preach!
In my opinion, it'd be more fun if you actually were surrounded by uptight people.
I mean, what's better when you make that killer shot? Everybody going "Ahhhhhh", or the sound of panties wadding. (to make a wad, not wade. one or two d's?)
double d is entirely appropriate.
They were all arrested for consuming alcohol while under age, right? Or, no one gives a shit about underage drinking.
Rico Suave hardest hit.
Those are the regular beer pong rules. A game of beer pong should always result in a person creating new enemies for themselves and their friends .
In a show of dominance, I once set my balls on the table after defeating all of my enemies. I would have urinated on the table to claim ownership of it, but that would have been unhygienic.
I was playing beer pong in a bar with some of my wife's family. I got this one guy on my team and we were undefeated for 9 games. We were high diving and hugging. After the game I asked my wife who he was. Nobody knew. He was just some random dude. Never did get his name.
Also, dropping trou to distract while your opponents are preparing to shoot.
So chess must be racist too: It's White vs Black, and White has the advantage of always getting the first move.
Not to mention the institutionalized supremacist crap like "Grand Master".
First move is overrated. Going second lets you size up your opponent's strategy and react, rather than having to make a move unknowing. Black has the advantage.
For ordinary folk, that may be true. I usually like being black for that reason. But openings are so well studied that serious players have effective strategies for either situation. And most seem to think that white has a slight advantage having the first move.
But openings are so well studied
Because only white people are scientists? Racist.
I would bet money that Melissa Harris-Perry knows how racist the game of chess really is.
I bet you these tampon earrings she doesn't.
I for got to put quotes around "knows"
I forgot to put quotes around "tampons", so we're even.
while the Jewish cups are grouped together,
You mean they're all concentrated in one place?
😀
*grudging applause*
The way the red cups are spread out, you'd think they needed more lebensraum.
Someone contact Dixie and demand yellow cups.
Yes, the way they are circum..scribed would give you that impression
Oh, that was a good one, off to the showers for you. Good game!
Sounds innocent. But you know what happens when you laugh at inappropriate jokes?
*Previously posted this in the overnight thread.
What.the.fuck? Is that real?
If it isn't, it sure could be.
"The Jews have the "Anne Frank Cup," and this ability allows them to pick any one of their cups and hide it anywhere in the room, but it has to be shootable, obviously."
That's really funny. Talk about the Barbara Streisand effect - I'm absolutely going to play this at the first opportunity.
"The Nazi cups are more spread out and therefore harder to hit, while the Jewish cups are grouped together, so that if you miss the one you're aiming for the ball is more likely to fall into an adjacent cup."
But the Nazi cups also have a large number of straight lines. In my experience, the easiest shots are when you have a line of cups that goes straight back.
Ah, the classic re-rack straight or diamond conundrum.
Or split the difference and do a dick and balls rerack
Irish don't get to play this game.
I thought Ireland backed the Germans to tweak the Brits.
First war, not the second one.
Ah, thanks.
In WWI, there were lots of Irish in the British army. Casement's attempted rising was a flop. So was the Easter Rising (by the way, happy anniversary for that). The trouble (Trouble?) started when the Brits extended the draft to Ireland, so young men who had previously been uninvolved realized they'd have to choose between shooting Germans and shooting Brits. Enough chose the latter to make things interesting.
This was addressed in Archer season 6.
"But seriously, how in the hell did you think Ireland was an Axis power?
Oh, my God, I think this whole time I was actually thinking of Romania but only as an inevitable consequence of the Molotov-Ribbentrop pact and the Soviet invasion of Bessarabia."
I'd love to know what these administrators think of 'Springtime for Hitler.'
It's OK, just no swastikas.
""There is no context in a public high school where a swastika is appropriate," South Orangetown Superintendent Bob Pritchard told CBS2's Tony Aiello"
Isn't this verging on Holocaust denial, really? How do they implement this policy in history classes?
"There was a time when something bad happened. Really bad. But we're not going to talk about it. On to the 50s!"
Would it be less offensive if it were an Egyptian pyramid instead of a swastika?
I don't know what it would be called, but each team would have 40 cups (as in 'days and nights') and the Jews could rerack to two straight lines to symbolize parting the Red Sea.
Beer Pongover?
Beexodus?
A Plague of Beers
LET MY PEOPLE PUKE!
I think I see why it took 40 years.
In this variant, the Jews team must build the Egypitians team's pyramid of cups for them. However, once per game, the Jews team can invoke "Passover", and avoid drinking a shot, forcing the firstborn member of the Egyptians team to drink the shot in their place.
The Jews should get some kind of double agent too.
Definitely playing this this weekend.
I can never decide whether I miss beer pong. Pretty sure what I actually miss is being able to drink half a case of shitty beer and still make it to my 8:00AM the next morning. My body does not tolerate that anymore.
I don't miss cleaning stale beer and roommate puke out of the carpet with the "vomit vac" (yes, we had a specific vacuum for stale beer and puke)
I don't miss the beer.
The frivolity, abuse, and general mayhem, yeah, I could use more of that.
Cowboys and Indians. Cowboys cups are in a horizontal line until the Indians score, then moved into a circle. Indians may place their cups however they want.
Cowboys get to call in the cavalry and ask someone not involved with the game to help out.
Cops and Robbers, the robbers team begin by setting up their cups...
...and then the cops team flips over the table, while throwing the ping pong balls at the other team. Cops win.
Cowboys get to cough in Indians cup to spread contagion.
OT: Oh, God...
http://www.nytimes.com/politic.....e-vatican/
CATHOLICS ENDORSE ATHEIST JEW FOR PRESIDENT!!
I think that still counts as campaigning in New York.
Two peas in a blood-red pod.
Nowadays, whenever a Ratzinger/Burke reactionary Catholic like myself sees that there's a new story about Pope Francis, my first reaction is "oh, boy, I can't wait to see what His Holiness has done today!"
National Socialists are no laughing matter.
"The Jews have the "Anne Frank Cup," and this ability allows them to pick any one of their cups and hide it anywhere in the room, but it has to be shootable, obviously."
*spit take*
Ahahah!
How would the cups be arranged in Trump vs. Hilary beer pong?
Well, Trump's cup would be 'UUUUGE, and Hillary's cups would be in a bathroom closet.
Trumps would be in the shape of a beautiful wall, with orange tang.
Hillary's would be in the shape of a coattail, but her cups wouldn't contain liquid, just a layer of dust. Like her vagina
OK, do we know for certain that this game actually exists, or is someone pulling our collective leg?
Whether it did or not, it does now.
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Who wants to drink beer after a ball that everyone's been handling (& probably hit the floor a few times) lands in it?
Jackie Kennedy was a Nazi.
http://www.proswastika.org/news.php?extend.191.4
Funny Stuff.
Hilarious!
They do it to get away from the kids for a while.
Stick to a schedule, don't be addicted to caffeine, and just get up the second your alarm goes off.
Also I don't have kids, which probably helps.
My kids wake up at 5:45 - 6:15. When they aren't up until 2:30a vomiting on themselves like last night. I don't ever feel fully human until they go to bed on the evening but my hindbrain does a pretty good job of imitating humanity most of the time.
Sometimes, you must embrace the gay to win the beer pong.
I thought he was family! Also everybody hugs in the south. Plus, change high diving to high Fiving. Still gay, just slightly less so.
Don't worry, bro. I give oral to all my beer pong partners, just to let them know they are appreciated.
I've been arrested 7 times and no one will play with me anymore.
And just because your penises touched every time you hugged doesn't mean anything at all. Nope. Nothing. Nothing at all.
Penises.
I'll play your game, you rogue.
Hopefully they have developed enough of a sense of shame that they will clean up after themselves when that starts.
"and almost never vomit at 2:30 in the morning. I'm sure that will start again shortly, though."
Oh good something you can do together.
"and almost never vomit at 2:30 in the morning. I'm sure that will start again shortly, though."
Oh good something you can do together.
Just instill enough fear and it'll work too.
Didn't Jesus charity means forcing other people to contribute to your pet causes at gunpoint? Or was that St. Paul?
Argh! The word "say" should be after "Jesus."
Jesus does not forgive the lack of an edit button, Reason!
How else am I supposed to measure my penis against random men?
Mr. Hoity Toity I Adhere To A Schedule And Don't Need Caffeine To Live.
La. Di. Da.