Rand Paul Mocks Hillary Clinton For Spending $90,000 on a Campaign Playlist, Offers His Own List For Her
Playlist reflects some of her character traits and policy record

Former Republican presidential candidate Sen. Rand Paul (R-Ky.) took to Twitter tonight during the Democratic debate to poke fun at Hillary Clinton for spending $90,000 on consultants to compile a playlist of 13 songs for her to use on the campaign trail.
He suggested a playlist of his own for her, "free of charge," that would be "more enjoyable" than the Democratic debate, then tweeted out links to a number of Hillary-relevant songs.
Paul suggested:
1. Fleetwood Mac's "Little Lies" because Clinton isn't a candidate who tells the truth,
2. Matchbox 20's "3AM" because she said she was ready for the 3:00a.m. call but wasn't,
3. Bonnie Raitt's "I Can't Make You Love Me", hat tipped to Saturday Night Live,
4. John Legend's "The House I Live In" because Clinton had a John Legend song but the one about the failed war on drugs would be more appropriate,
5. Bruce Springsteen's "War" because "Hillary's wars in Libya and Syria and her vote to go into Iraq have left us less safe," and
6. The Police's "Every Breath You Take" because Hillary "loves NSA spying on you."
He finished by offering Andy Grammar's "Good to Be Alive," saying it had "nothing to do with anything" but suggesting to "play this loud wherever you are," especially if watching the Democratic debate:
The string of tweets begins here.
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Rand forgot this song.
Well that was unexpected.
and this one:
O'jays, Back Stabbers
https://youtu.be/hzTeLePbB08
What about
"Let us not talk falsely now the hour is getting late" - Hendricks version
https://youtu.be/TLV4_xaYynY
Hendrix.
Yeah. Thanks.
Side note...Dylan once did an interview about cover versions of his songs, and he said Hendrix owns that song. So even he would have picked that version.
I like the Hendrix version, but I love the BSG version.
He could add The Who's "Behind Blue Eyes," Rob Zombie's "Dragula," and Radiohead's "Creep."
'River of Deceit' by Mad Season
No Number of the Beast by Iron Maiden? Or is that on Trump's?
I liked '666'
https://youtu.be/lE_Ki9ztuXg
Aphrodite's Child - 666
I particular like 47:39
How about Little Deuce Coupe, since her decisions about Libya tuned to shit?
my fucking bottle is very fucking empty
Open another, maybe??
i love rand paul
pretty fuckin sure Rand paul cannot love me. but Agile does not care.
I fucking love Rand
song for Hillary and other Democrat icons
And when he died
the whole world lied
They say he's a saint
but I know he aint
song for Agile Cyborg
walking on the rungs of the moon
loop the spaces between that fat time between
your times and theirs. I can't explain why but
neighborhoods have discrete planets swerving around
tall gentlemen leaning into mirrors
neighborhoods are like states.
discrete and pretend special because lines
make everything trapped including your old dad or mom
in cheap dead suite hotels. the sort Hihn would use for its
progenitors.
so when the branches of these odd collectives merge
if you study closely the inbetween can be felt like a falling star
smashing into the forehead of a very sweet and gentle guitar
I've missed you poetry, Agile. You're a fucking national treasure. Slainte!
Almanian is the beast.
Micheal Hihn stole the pickles from sad carnival workers
Michael hiz space n fucks lost planets with his vagina tank
Michael Hindass sucks demon dicks
Michael in without the FUCKING H andFUCKING h is a horrible trapdoor of white space lightning which hits when men fall into nightmares
something something aggressors something Cato tiny penis test something something
(Snickers satisfies)
Hallelujah Brother Cyborg!
Have you ever looked at the fucking scratches on an old record, bro
sat on a basement carpet and pondered on a wall of fucking silent screams
punching past cardboard boxes
history splits with the voices of songs of beauty
i knew a record collector in Ohio who still has that largest collection ever
and I would eat sandwiches and play records wobbling parallel galaxies
of voices most will never hear in mod times.
i would draw creatures on white spaces when I was a boy
and now i type buttons while on trips and i am so exposed man
but a strong man even on cocaine will rise up and love his
lovers like i LOVE reason men and women. the FUCKING
best monsters on the goddamn internet are these motherfucking
angels of Reason. Reason ANGELS!!! hel fuck yes. super FUCKING hells yay
Like if a massive ship crashed into my head agile will not die and will arise
bleeding billions of rainbows and love songs and vaginas and boobs, the which agile loves as much as his reason lovers
I do have a love life that is very sexual and my soft bed of my blonde is filled with much partners and
we will live short lives like you lovely men and 2.7 sisters
fucking goddamn christ is singing a fucking christmas song in my fucking head..
really, JESUS? you have to sing a fucking Santa SONG IN my heads?
the Lord needs to reel that son in.
fucking CHRIST I am FUCKING on cocaina and percosete CHRISTMAS i cannot drive to buy present right now.
also I am hearing violins
I apologize for tripping into weird demographics, man
carpeted rockets and scarred lives wash over me like
panties painted white and tight
but I still fuckin love goddamn ace of spades, sweet leather ghost man
alleys groan
with a voice of
an actual demon with
angel wings, man
the dead king claws
back into the
throne of our lives
and those who do not
submit to the
lost angel scrabbling for
leather and hell
should get raped by
the moons
Lawyers, Guns and Money
...the shit has hit the fan.
suell is about to be fucking dropped in a cannon and fired into the future
.... please motherufuckeringo let us know what will happen
I am writing from the future and the weather is just fine...
lost games
scream for the echoes
of nations flying into the visions
of futures running for
hell or heaven
and jaws scratch the manuscripts of times
begging for equals or stances
where the ships and clouds
can not scream break
upon a fragile gem place
our men and women punch vessels out
of sad horror man.
because the next edge is upon us
i am tripping do so deep i can not see the colors enymore and i am typing on my forearms have the beasts of the hidden ancient pools arrive unto me so I see they have and i guess i will now fall thisnight. ilove yu reason i am go
Enjoy, AC.
I like to think of AC as the physical manifestation of Captain Beefheart's Trout Mask Replica.
Why do I get the terrible feeling that these are AC's final words? Maybe a cyborg cannot die, and only needs the morning light to reboot a new rainbow body.
The Bitch is Back
Who Let the Dogs Out
Am I Evil?
And this is what the Devil Does
Big Empty
Shame of the Nation
This video version of Born to be Alive.
Hihn recoils from Agile assault, more news on Good Morning, America with Brian Ross.
Killing an Arab
Stand by your man
How about "Murder by Numbers" by The Police? In memory of that Foster guy. Too soon?
Pink Floyd's 'Fletcher Memorial Home'... for tyrants and kings
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8u-tBP-f3A
"They Dance Alone," an early 80s song by the recently-soloed Sting about the tyrannical rule of Chile's Pinochet, could be extended to apply to all would-be dictators.
Orwell was wrong, the future isn't a boot stamping on a human face forever, it is the mind-crushing inanity of social media.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BP4GQPbn4Aw
I'd add "Their Coming to Take Me Away Ha! Ha!" by Napoleon the 23rd to the playlist.
I have always admired (and envied) Rand's ability to troll Hillary so fabulously.
Hillary Clinton supports Obama's racist war on drugs and the War on Women who Smoke Weed.
Too bad "Can't Buy Me Love" was already taken by ?JEorgeB?.
I have this one reserved for when she leaves DC: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXWbMu4PtpE
"Been a whole lot easier since the bitch is gone,
Little miss, little miss can't be wrong.
Ain't nobody gonna bow no more when you sound your gong."
Trump has better hair.
If you could ever resist being a horrible human being you might see the sun as delightful as poets and Picasso, sad fuck
Sweet comment. Love the ad hom!
sad fuck
HMreveals the word as powered as usual per his lovely earthen digital dragons
I bow to your Buddha Nature, friend.
i bow to the spirit of the reason world. period.
Meanwhile, 2.5 hours earlier:
Hubris?
schadenfreude?
hypocrisy?
Insanity.
Just Hihn being Hihn. Every other comment is an ad hominem, and the rest are screaming about people being mean to him. He's an SJW in (sort of) libertarian(ish) clothing, and he should just go ahead and admit that he's going to vote for Trump because he's so big and strong, he makes him feel safe and...other things that he's not completely comfortable with.
and Hihn posts his policy platform