Friday Funnies: Obama SCOTUS Appointment

Henry Payne | 2.19.2016 7:00 AM

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Fist of Etiquette 9 years ago

The problem with this scenario is that you can only get confirmed by refusing to answer questions and this nominee likes to hear himself talk.
1. some guy 9 years ago
  
  But how often does he actually say anything?
  1. UnCivilServant 9 years ago
    
    Are you saying we should nominate his teleprompter?
    1. Mr Lizard 9 years ago
      
      Is it a high capacity assault monitor with a valid serial number?...
      1. Almanian's Rusty Woodchipper 9 years ago
        
        No one NEEDS seven lines of text!!
Will4Freedom 9 years ago

Bok's Obama will be also be playing Reed Richards in the upcoming remake of the Fantastic Four movie where he finally defeats Captain America.
1. Will4Freedom 9 years ago
  
  My mistake. I'm so used to tearing down Bok, I failed to notice that this was Payne. Sorry, Bok.
  1. some guy 9 years ago
    
    One of them is a pseudonym.
    1. This Machine Chips Fascists 9 years ago
      
      It's Tulpa?
      1. Swiss Servator 9 years ago
        
        "Tulpatoons"
        
        Almanian's Rusty Woodchipper 9 years ago
        
        +1 horrible illustration
lulztopian 9 years ago

get rid of those godawful taboola ads and have some self-respect
1. UnCivilServant 9 years ago
  
  This is reason, they are connoisseurs of self-loathing.
2. Florida Man 9 years ago
  
  I got the ad block browser for my phone. No more ads
  1. UnCivilServant 9 years ago
    
    Why would you come here on your phone?
    1. 0x90 9 years ago
      
      Because it has an oleophobic coating there.
      1. UnCivilServant 9 years ago
        
        So are you saying Florida Man is exceptionally oily? Or that reason is?
        
        commodious spittoon 9 years ago
        
        Just not in the hair.
3. Princess Trigger 9 years ago
  
  I love tabouli.
Rich 9 years ago

Well, he *is* a Constitutional scholar.

Payne, that is.
LoneWaco 9 years ago

it would be too much like work
Swiss Servator 9 years ago

If Almanian can't make it by, I'll fill in...

AWFUL, I don't particularly get it either - therefore, it is PERFECT for H&R.

I hope you all choke on a mocha soy latte grande whatever and expire with your eyes still on this miserable Payne offering.

*slap*
1. Rich 9 years ago
  
  *slap!*
  1. Almanian's Rusty Woodchipper 9 years ago
    
    *SLAP!*
    1. Loki 9 years ago
      
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKRhxvmtass
AlmightyJB 9 years ago

I like how all republicans are racist for failing to confirm someone who hasn't even been nominated yet.
Almanian's Rusty Woodchipper 9 years ago

Thank you, Swiss, for pinch hitting!

Happy, fucking Friday, Reasonoids. 50+ degrees and 50mph winds today. I'm in exquisite pain, but trying to get it controlled enough to go for a ride on the ZRX. It may be a bridge too far.

Regardless, fuck Obama.

Also, fried chicken.
Empress Trudy 9 years ago

The problem is that that's 50% probable.
Micu5 9 years ago

You laugh...
lukashik 8 years ago

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