Friday Funnies: Obama SCOTUS Appointment

Henry Payne | 2.19.2016 7:00 AM

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Fist of Etiquette 10 years ago

The problem with this scenario is that you can only get confirmed by refusing to answer questions and this nominee likes to hear himself talk.
1. some guy 10 years ago
  
  But how often does he actually say anything?
  1. UnCivilServant 10 years ago
    
    Are you saying we should nominate his teleprompter?
    1. Mr Lizard 10 years ago
      
      Is it a high capacity assault monitor with a valid serial number?...
      1. Almanian's Rusty Woodchipper 10 years ago
        
        No one NEEDS seven lines of text!!
Will4Freedom 10 years ago

Bok's Obama will be also be playing Reed Richards in the upcoming remake of the Fantastic Four movie where he finally defeats Captain America.
1. Will4Freedom 10 years ago
  
  My mistake. I'm so used to tearing down Bok, I failed to notice that this was Payne. Sorry, Bok.
  1. some guy 10 years ago
    
    One of them is a pseudonym.
    1. This Machine Chips Fascists 10 years ago
      
      It's Tulpa?
      1. Swiss Servator 10 years ago
        
        "Tulpatoons"
        
        Almanian's Rusty Woodchipper 10 years ago
        
        +1 horrible illustration
lulztopian 10 years ago

get rid of those godawful taboola ads and have some self-respect
1. UnCivilServant 10 years ago
  
  This is reason, they are connoisseurs of self-loathing.
2. Florida Man 10 years ago
  
  I got the ad block browser for my phone. No more ads
  1. UnCivilServant 10 years ago
    
    Why would you come here on your phone?
    1. 0x90 10 years ago
      
      Because it has an oleophobic coating there.
      1. UnCivilServant 10 years ago
        
        So are you saying Florida Man is exceptionally oily? Or that reason is?
        
        commodious spittoon 10 years ago
        
        Just not in the hair.
3. Princess Trigger 10 years ago
  
  I love tabouli.
Rich 10 years ago

Well, he *is* a Constitutional scholar.

Payne, that is.
LoneWaco 10 years ago

it would be too much like work
Swiss Servator 10 years ago

If Almanian can't make it by, I'll fill in...

AWFUL, I don't particularly get it either - therefore, it is PERFECT for H&R.

I hope you all choke on a mocha soy latte grande whatever and expire with your eyes still on this miserable Payne offering.

*slap*
1. Rich 10 years ago
  
  *slap!*
  1. Almanian's Rusty Woodchipper 10 years ago
    
    *SLAP!*
    1. Loki 10 years ago
      
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKRhxvmtass
AlmightyJB 10 years ago

I like how all republicans are racist for failing to confirm someone who hasn't even been nominated yet.
Almanian's Rusty Woodchipper 10 years ago

Thank you, Swiss, for pinch hitting!

Happy, fucking Friday, Reasonoids. 50+ degrees and 50mph winds today. I'm in exquisite pain, but trying to get it controlled enough to go for a ride on the ZRX. It may be a bridge too far.

Regardless, fuck Obama.

Also, fried chicken.
Empress Trudy 10 years ago

The problem is that that's 50% probable.
Micu5 10 years ago

You laugh...
lukashik 9 years ago

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