Friday Funnies: Obama SCOTUS Appointment

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[Fist of Etiquette]

The problem with this scenario is that you can only get confirmed by refusing to answer questions and this nominee likes to hear himself talk.

[some guy]

But how often does he actually say anything?

[UnCivilServant]

Are you saying we should nominate his teleprompter?

[Mr Lizard]

Is it a high capacity assault monitor with a valid serial number?…

[Almanian's Rusty Woodchipper]

No one NEEDS seven lines of text!!

[Will4Freedom]

Bok’s Obama will be also be playing Reed Richards in the upcoming remake of the Fantastic Four movie where he finally defeats Captain America.

[Will4Freedom]

My mistake. I’m so used to tearing down Bok, I failed to notice that this was Payne. Sorry, Bok.

[some guy]

One of them is a pseudonym.

[This Machine Chips Fascists]

It’s Tulpa?

[Swiss Servator]

“Tulpatoons”

[Almanian's Rusty Woodchipper]

+1 horrible illustration

[lulztopian]

get rid of those godawful taboola ads and have some self-respect

[UnCivilServant]

This is reason, they are connoisseurs of self-loathing.

[Florida Man]

I got the ad block browser for my phone. No more ads

[UnCivilServant]

Why would you come here on your phone?

[0x90]

Because it has an oleophobic coating there.

[UnCivilServant]

So are you saying Florida Man is exceptionally oily? Or that reason is?

[commodious spittoon]

Just not in the hair.

[Princess Trigger]

I love tabouli.

[Rich]

Well, he *is* a Constitutional scholar.

Payne, that is.

[LoneWaco]

it would be too much like work

[Swiss Servator]

If Almanian can’t make it by, I’ll fill in…

AWFUL, I don’t particularly get it either – therefore, it is PERFECT for H&R.

I hope you all choke on a mocha soy latte grande whatever and expire with your eyes still on this miserable Payne offering.

*slap*

[Rich]

*slap!*

[Almanian's Rusty Woodchipper]

*SLAP!*

[Loki]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKRhxvmtass

[AlmightyJB]

I like how all republicans are racist for failing to confirm someone who hasn’t even been nominated yet.

[Almanian's Rusty Woodchipper]

Thank you, Swiss, for pinch hitting!

Happy, fucking Friday, Reasonoids. 50+ degrees and 50mph winds today. I’m in exquisite pain, but trying to get it controlled enough to go for a ride on the ZRX. It may be a bridge too far.

Regardless, fuck Obama.

Also, fried chicken.

[Empress Trudy]

The problem is that that’s 50% probable.

[Micu5]

You laugh…

[lukashik]

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