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Politics

Lemmy is Dead, But Rock and Roll Partying Lives On With Andrew WK

Andrew WK, role model for fun, wants you to party in honor of the Motorhead frontman.

Anthony Fisher | 1.2.2016 7:00 PM

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When beloved Motorhead singer and bassist Lemmy died of cancer at the age of 70 earlier this week, Twitter flooded with tributes from far and wide for the one-of-a-kind bandleader who created his unmistakable sound using elements of the blues, garage rock, punk and metal. Lemmy never turned his band into a nostalgia act, always writing and recording new material, touring relentlessly, and maintaining a stoic presence at the end of his favorite L.A. bar sipping Jack and Cokes while playing video poker. 

Writing at the Observer, Tim Sommer began his eulogy for Lemmy with this passage:

The myth is magnificent, and it casts such a magic shadow: a proto-Tarantino/post-Peckinpah porn-age Pan. Vince Taylor via Dennis Hopper. All the memorials underline the amazing leather-faced, leather-bound, leather-lunged legend. But do not let the myth obscure the music. The music he left is monumental. The music he left is even greater than the myth.

One of Lemmy's disciples, plainly inspired by his hedonistic joie de vivre, is the relentlessly positive "King of Partying," Andrew WK, who tweeted this to his fallen hero:

Party for Lemmy.

— ANDREW W.K. (@AndrewWK) December 29, 2015

In 2014, WK told Reason TV's Nick Gillespie, "I never thought I would be a role model for anything. But a role model for fun, I can do that." You can watch the full interview at the top of the page, where the party god talks about human empathy, the cathartic joy of enabling a bunch of kids to blow up a school bus on TV, and the politics of partying.

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  1. DenverJ   9 years ago

    You know who else just wanted to have fun?

    1. robc   9 years ago

      Hitler?

    2. SIV   9 years ago

      Leopold and Loeb?

    3. SIV   9 years ago

      Caril Ann Fugate?

      1. DenverJ   9 years ago

        I think you spelled “Juliette Lewis” wrong…

    4. Ms. Eleanor Lavish   9 years ago

      Mary Jo Kopechne?

      1. AlmightyJB   9 years ago

        Nice

    5. Deaf Con 5   9 years ago

      Q

      1. straffinrun   9 years ago

        I see a sperm raping an egg. I hate Rorschach tests.

        1. AlmightyJB   9 years ago

          The answer is always boobs

          1. straffinrun   9 years ago

            You need to date younger women.

            1. AlmightyJB   9 years ago

              I try but my wife keeps fucking it up.

              1. straffinrun   9 years ago

                Yep. Alimony sounds like a form of jizya, but it’s more financially brutal.

          2. gaoxiaen   9 years ago

            ( . )( . )

            1. Francisco d'Anconia   9 years ago

              (_I_)

              1. See Double You   9 years ago

                Is that a sitting ass?

    6. Pl?ya Manhattan.   9 years ago

      Girls

      1. MJGreen - Docile Citizen   9 years ago

        Returning February 21.

        1. Fist of Etiquette   9 years ago

          Yuck.

      2. DenverJ   9 years ago

        Time after time

    7. Quincy.   9 years ago

      ISIS?

  2. Agammamon   9 years ago

    When Ren & Stimpy makes his *second* (of only two) kills in the movie (both against unarmed old people) its on the only bridge in the movie that conveniently doesn’t have a railing.

    THE ONLY BRIDGE IN THE MOVIE THAT DOESN’T HAVE A RAILING!!!!1111!!!1!!!!!

    How

    Convenient.

    AAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUGH!

    1. The Hyperbole   9 years ago

      There’s a Ren and Stimpy movie? why was I not told. I’ve had it up to here with you people.. *holds palm flat at about navel level,looks around*.. oh sorry, I thought you were circus midgets.

    2. SusanM   9 years ago

      At least the bridge didn’t crash…

    3. RBS   9 years ago

      Cytotoxic really took your summary personally this morning.

      1. Agammamon   9 years ago

        I just assumed he was busting my balls – Abrams is just a director of movies. Ultimately of no importance whatsoever.

        He’s just not a very *good* one.

    4. straffinrun   9 years ago

      Can I imagine you said AAAAAAA UUUUUGH! like this? (at 0:25)

      1. Agammamon   9 years ago

        AAAAAAUGH!

  3. Always a Carl, Never a Clyde   9 years ago

    https://youtu.be/G3-7F2L_IOE

  4. Pompey   9 years ago

    Meh.

  5. PapayaSF   9 years ago

    Clearest Blue by Chvrches: My favorite new song by my favorite new band. The drop at 2:12 kills me every time.

    1. SIV   9 years ago

      De gustibus non est disputandum

      I hope all the deceased canines are enjoying the blowjob from that song and band.

      1. Notorious UGCC   9 years ago

        It’s probably just as well I don’t get that joke.

        1. PapayaSF   9 years ago

          I get the Latin but not the joke.

          1. SIV   9 years ago

            “sucks dead dog dicks”

    2. lap83   9 years ago

      It’s a good song, but the singer’s voice is too perky

      1. lap83   9 years ago

        for the record, this is my jam

        1. Ms. Eleanor Lavish   9 years ago

          It’s got a nice beat but would still be hard to dance to.

          1. lap83   9 years ago

            It’s not for dancing, it’s for swishing your cape and moving in and out of shadow.

          2. Pl?ya Manhattan.   9 years ago

            If you can’t dance to that, it probably means that you’re horrible at sexy times.

            1. C. Anacreon   9 years ago

              I thought she was referencing the old ‘rate-a-record’ segment on American Bandstand. That was the stereotype line.

              1. Pl?ya Manhattan.   9 years ago

                It’s possible. She’s smarter than me. But not hotter. I offered her a charity bang, but that train has sailed.

                1. C. Anacreon   9 years ago

                  If you offered a train, that would mean more than just you would participate, no?

                  1. Pl?ya Manhattan.   9 years ago

                    I am the engine, she is the caboose.

                    2 cars make a train.

        2. SIV   9 years ago

          Theme from Rollerball!

        3. AlmightyJB   9 years ago

          Pretty sweet jam

    3. Pl?ya Manhattan.   9 years ago

      To be clear, you’re on drugs right now, right?

      Your friend Molly is over to hang out?

    4. AlmightyJB   9 years ago

      Yeah, that’s totally head banging.

    5. Medical Physics Guy   9 years ago

      I thought everyone around here liked growling Viking metal except me.

      1. GILMORE?   9 years ago

        I take my music like my coffee.

        1. C. Anacreon   9 years ago

          Creamy and sweet?

        2. Pl?ya Manhattan.   9 years ago

          In the butt?

  6. Notorious UGCC   9 years ago

    “any man’s death diminishes me, because I am involved in mankind, and therefore never send to know for whom the bell tolls; it tolls for thee.”

    1. AlmightyJB   9 years ago

      Who wants to live forever

      1. The Hyperbole   9 years ago

        Women and children.

        1. AlmightyJB   9 years ago

          They’ll outgrow that eventually

      2. Juice   9 years ago

        me

  7. Francisco d'Anconia   9 years ago

    Who cares? It’s not like Lou Reed died or something.

    1. Heroic Mulatto   9 years ago

      We never heard anything 2 years ago in Reason about when Chris Kelly of Kriss Kross died.

      That’s because Nick Gillespie is racist.

      1. Pl?ya Manhattan.   9 years ago

        That’s whiggety whacked!

  8. Fist of Etiquette   9 years ago

    Some a-hole mounted a push on the social media to get Party Hard played at Consol Energy Center as the Pittsburgh Penguins goal song. And they’ve sucked ever since. Not that I want to blame the song, but the science is pretty settled on this.

    1. AlmightyJB   9 years ago

      There is supposed to be some sort of Taylor Swift curse on teams after she plays a venue. First I heard of it was on a Blue Jackets slump after she played here. I’m like are you sure its not just because the Blue Jackets suck balls.

    2. gaoxiaen   9 years ago

      Correlation is causation.

  9. SIV   9 years ago

    Big Powerball jackpot drawing tonight. Too bad my gf is too smart to buy a ticket

    1. Pl?ya Manhattan.   9 years ago

      Oh Hotsauce, will you ever change?

      BTW, that’s unconstitutional.

      $12 million bond for street racing? Nope. Fuck that.

      1. SIV   9 years ago

        Corvettes? She keeps him on a short leash. My bitch wins I’m goin’ down for street racing Bentleys.

        1. Pl?ya Manhattan.   9 years ago

          She wants him to win.

    2. AlmightyJB   9 years ago

      What a couple of tards.

    3. straffinrun   9 years ago

      His bonds are skyrocketing because the amount automatically doubles if a defendant breaks the rules of a pre-trial release

      Sounds like the Greek bailout by the EU.

    4. Suthenboy   9 years ago

      “Lamar (Hot Sauce) McDow, 31, is accused of…”

      It doesnt really matter what the next words are.

      Hot. Sauce. Yep.

  10. sarcasmic   9 years ago

    I like Motorhead. They’re what ACDC is to hard rock and what the Ramones are to punk. Only they’re that for metal. Good band.

    1. straffinrun   9 years ago

      Metal dudes have a great sense of humor.

  11. Marty Feldman's Eyes   9 years ago

    while playing video poker.

    Shit, here I’ve been thinking Lemmy’s was a life well lived. But… playing video poker? That’s not just wasting your life, that’s wasting your life in the most unimaginative way possible.

    1. AlmightyJB   9 years ago

      He’s probably playing with some hot young girl he’ll be taking gome later.

      1. AlmightyJB   9 years ago

        Or home

        1. gaoxiaen   9 years ago

          Or gnome.

    2. C. Anacreon   9 years ago

      I have heard of three guys named Lemmy now.

      Besides the departed, there’s also Lemmy Winks, and Lemmy Kissya

  12. AlmightyJB   9 years ago

    Throwing rocks, bricks, and bottles at cops with guns doesn’t seem like all that great if an idea. But hey I’m not a councilman so what do I know.

    http://m.msnewsnow.com/msnewsn…..d=2as06U0y

    1. Notorious UGCC   9 years ago

      He didn’t say *he* would be throwing the projectiles, just that he wanted *other* people to do it. “Let’s you and him fight!”

      1. lap83   9 years ago

        “thems fightin words”

      2. gaoxiaen   9 years ago

        Who am I, to judge this elected official?

    2. Pl?ya Manhattan.   9 years ago

      I’m going to file that under “Nobody has ever said anything that stupid”.

    3. Agammamon   9 years ago

      Definitely not.

      The best solution is to simply state that each police force is tied to its own geographical jurisdiction and remove any authority to chase *non-violent* felonies or misdemeanors into other jurisdictions.

      You hit the county line then its up to the cops chasing you to contact the and coordinate with the other county to pick you up.

      No more Sheriff’s Deputies giving speeding tickets in the city. No more College Cops patrolling off-campus. No Border Patrol searching for DUI’s.

    4. CPRM   9 years ago

      ” The Black Leadership”

      There is a cabal of the negros at hand! Fetch me my finest Tinfoil Hat and a new monocle child slave!

    5. Brett L   9 years ago

      Niven’s 1st Law: Do not throw shit at men holding guns

  13. Ken Shultz   9 years ago

    “The one-of-a-kind bandleader who created his unmistakable sound using elements of the blues, garage rock, punk and metal.

    Saying that he mixed elements of punk and metal doesn’t really do it justice.

    He wrote this song while he was still in Hawkwind:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvGpX2A-WAQ

    That isn’t a mixture of punk and metal. That is the wellspring from which punk and metal later flowed.

    Hawkwind was when late ’60s Progressive was morphing into Glam.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yao_T2adl14

    (Maybe NSFW–if Stacia gets naked in that, don’t blame me if you get fired anyway).

    He took that and created both the punk sound and metal sound with songs like Motorhead. He didn’t mix punk and metal. He created them. He was the precursor to both NWOBHM and punk and hardcore and Stoner Rock and . . . .

    1. The Hyperbole   9 years ago

      bullshit, Dave Davies single-handedly created both of those musical genres.

      1. Ken Shultz   9 years ago

        I’ll give you the Kinks for their influence on the Mods, and some influence on punk rock derived from that.

        But . . .no.

        Lemmy was playing with Sid Vicious and the Damned. I’m not just talking about influence, here. Motorhead was both a punk rock and metal band. Playing Motorhead songs straight up was extremely punk rock.

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uS8kisWJnU

        It’s not an influence on punk rock. It is punk rock in some of its earliest form.

        Lemmy wrote the song Motorhead contemporary to The Stooges. Before the Ramones. Before the Sex Pistols before The Damned, he was writing punk rock songs while still in Hawkwind. And all those bands knew it!

        1. The Hyperbole   9 years ago

          bullshit, Lemmy joined Hawkwind in ’72, at which time The Stooges were already done and the Kinks were legend, time passed a lot faster back in the early days. one year might as well have been a generation, five a century and a decade was the difference between rococo and postmodernism.

          1. Ken Shultz   9 years ago

            I said he was writing it at the same time as Hawkwind.

            “Motorhead” the song he wrote while he was in Hawkwind.

            Most people don’t think of the Stooges as punk rock (or the MC5). They had a big influence on punk rock, but they weren’t punk rock.

            Lemmy was. He wasn’t an influence on Metal. He was Metal.

            1974 is Judas Priest’s first album. You go back much farther than that, and UFO and the Scorpions are still more progressive than anything else. You’re talking KISS. Well Lemmy was that.

            And he was Punk Rock, too.

            1. The Hyperbole   9 years ago

              bullshit, if “I wanna be your dog” isn’t punk then apparently words have no meaning and the terrorist and/or socialist and/or rat fucking teabaggists have won.

              1. Ken Shultz   9 years ago

                “Lemmy wrote the song Motorhead contemporary to The Stooges. Before the Ramones. Before the Sex Pistols before The Damned, he was writing punk rock songs while still in Hawkwind. And all those bands knew it!”

                I don’t even think you know what you’re arguing about anymore.

                Lemmy wasn’t listening to Black Sabbath and the Stooges and fusing them into something new. The song “Motorhead” owes nothing to Black Sabbath or the Stooges.

                Lemmy was just writing rock and roll (in 1972) that punks later identified as punk and metal bands saw as what became metal–both. Both punks and metal bands looked to Motorhead as a punk band and a metal band respectively–not as influences but as actual metal and punk.

                And if you don’t see why that’s distinctive and Lemmy’s legacy, then pull your head out of your ass.

                1. The Hyperbole   9 years ago

                  I don’t even think you know what you’re arguing about anymore.

                  I am selectively taking your statements and refuting them with my own highly subjective assertions, I know exactly what I’m arguing about.

          2. Ken Shultz   9 years ago

            Who’s Metal before 1972?

            Blue Cheer?

            Saying that Lemmy mixed metal and punk rock to write a song like Motorhead is to say that Lemmy used the punk rock and metal–from before 1972?–to mix his sound together?

            Bullshit.

            What punk rock and metal was there before then that he mixed. Punk rock and metal came after that song. And yet that song is both punk rock and metal.

            1. The Hyperbole   9 years ago

              pre ’72 punk – see above pre ’72 Metal – Black Sabbath N.I.B.

              1. Ken Shultz   9 years ago

                The song Motorhead owes nothing to Black Sabbath.

                They’re not a psychedelic blues band at all.

                1. SIV   9 years ago

                  WTF? That’s exactly what they started out as.

                  1. Ken Shultz   9 years ago

                    The song Motorhead is psychedelic blues like Black Sabbath?

                    You’re outta yer mind. Listen again.

            2. SIV   9 years ago

              Who’s Metal before 1972?

              3 fuckin’ Black Sabbath studio LPs

          3. SIV   9 years ago

            in ’72, at which time The Stooges were already done

            uh

            February 9, 1974

            1. The Hyperbole   9 years ago

              I meant “mostly” done, jeesh, hows about a little leeway here, It’s late and I’m drunk and it ain’t easy trolling like this.

              1. SIV   9 years ago

                Link Wray basically invented heavy metal and punk in 1958.

                Rumble

                1. Ken Shultz   9 years ago

                  No, it was the Kinks.

                  That’s what we learned tonight.

                  Motorhead isn’t seen as a metal band by metal bands.

                  Motorhead wasn’t seen as a punk band by metal bands.

                  And both metal and punk owe it all–not to Motorhead–but the Kinks.

                  Listen to the Kinks as they are.

                  They’re already metal.

                  They’re already punk.

                  And all the punk and metal bands wanted to look and sound like them–not Motorhead.

                  That’s what we learned tonight.

                  These guys aren’t like Motorhead. They’re like the Kinks.

                  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAqeA5Hc0K4

                  1. Agile Cyborg   9 years ago

                    Fuck off, Ken. The Kinks are awesome. And Motorhead had a nasty slice of a corner of that pie which I fucking realize you never smashed your goddamn surburban pretty face into. Right? Yea. Fuck yea, Ken, is a light individualist with a solid handle on the shit that forms the fabrics but Ken never got down and dirty because Ken is a light lovely intelligent boy, right? Yea, well, I still love the bitch Ken, but unless you take your GODDAMN shirt off and sweat in the pit motherfucker how can you realize anything other than the lovely Kinks? Who are quite special by the way… but fuck it…. did paragraph Ken ever get naked and nasty with metal or did his little nipples under his tight polo only get lightly constricted by the lovely Kinks?

                    1. Ken Shultz   9 years ago

                      I went to my first shows in 1980. I was in elementary school.

                      I saw every band that every came to Fenders, the Olympic, or 9:30 when I was in DC.

                      I was there for everything that happened between 1980 and 1991.

                      I was bringin’ before you knew what a pit was.

                2. The Hyperbole   9 years ago

                  yeah I know, see below.

                  1. Ken Shultz   9 years ago

                    GBH sounds like Motorhead.

                    That’s what street punk was.

                    This owes nothing to Black Sabbath and everything to Motorhead.

                    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bZzM4s0Hgs

                    They don’t owe anything to the Stooges either–but they sound like Motorhead.

                    1. Ken Shultz   9 years ago

                      And these thrash metal stalwarts?

                      They’re not trying to sound like Motorhead.

                      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqSF08VER_s

                      They owe nothing to Motorhead.

                      It’s the Kinks and Black Sabbath.

                    2. Agile Cyborg   9 years ago

                      Fuck off, Paragraph Boy.

                      Black Sabbath, the goddamn Kinks, and FUCKING Lemmy all deserve their motherfucking collapsing universes… JESUS FUCKING BUDDHA AND THE FUCKING ASSHOLE FATHER OF TERRORISTS, Ken….

                      Lemmy is a lovely metal god in his own lovely god corner where all the motherfucking rifts go to die and love forever…

                      Can you allow for this for one second Paragraph Boy?

                    3. Agile Cyborg   9 years ago

                      Fuck off, Paragraph Boy.

                      Black Sabbath, the goddamn Kinks, and FUCKING Lemmy all deserve their motherfucking collapsing universes… JESUS FUCKING BUDDHA AND THE FUCKING ASSHOLE FATHER OF TERRORISTS, Ken….

                      Lemmy is a lovely metal god in his own lovely god corner where all the motherfucking rifts go to die and love forever…

                      Can you allow for this for one second Paragraph Boy?

                    4. Ken Shultz   9 years ago

                      Do you see me denigrating Black Sabbath anywhere?

                      Does Kerry King playing with Pantera sound like Black Sabbath to you?

                      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkfW1e1OoIg

                      That Victim of Changes interlude is one of the best metal moments on YouTube.

                      The metal that came after Black Sabbath was more influenced by Motorhead and Judas Priest than Black Sabbath.

                      Nobody looks at the NWOBHM and thinks, “Wow, those bands are just like Black Sabbath”. …because they weren’t.

                      Stoner Rock bands sounded more Sabbath than NWOBHM bands, but then stoner bands sounded more Sabbath than Sabbath.

                      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaMbKZPBruU

                      And if you ask guys like the ones in Kyuss, even they credit Motorhead with being the roots of both punk and metal, which is basically what stoner rock was–people who listened to both metal and Black Flag.

                      Regardless, my point was that Motorhead wasn’t influenced by the punk and metal that came after them since the punk and metal that came after them was so heavily influenced by Motorhead. There wasn’t much of anything that sounded like Motorhead before Motorhead and after Motorhead, so much that mattered–both punk and metal–sounded like them.

                    5. Ken Shultz   9 years ago

                      My other point is that Motorhead wasn’t a precursor to the metal that came after them or the punk that came after them–they were metal. They were punk. Lemmy was writing what amounts to punk rock songs (exhibit the song Motorhead linked above) before the Ramones. …as contemporaries of the Stooges.

                      Why these FACTS are controversial is a mystery to me.

                    6. Juice   9 years ago

                      Hmm. It looks like for metalheads you have the Beatles/Stones question, but it’s Sabbath/Motorhead.

      2. SIV   9 years ago

        Dave Davies single-handedly created both of those musical genres.

        Independent invention or really fast cultural diffusion? Almost simultaneous with the release of “You Really Got Me”

        1. The Hyperbole   9 years ago

          Sure there were other dudes doing the Link Wray thing, but who DD took it to eleven.

          1. The Hyperbole   9 years ago

            who *but*

            1. SIV   9 years ago

              The Sonics who were performing on the same stages as The Fabulous Wailers who re-arranged and covered Richard Berry’s “Louie Louie” in 1962, scoring a huge regional hit, which was in turn covered to much more international success by the otherwise kinda lame “The Kingsmen” but which was the version Dave Davies based “You Really Got Me” on.

              There was all kinda punk in the early 60s with plenty of valid antecedents back into the 1950s (and arguably the late 40s). The defining moment of all the mid-70s American and English bands and the establishment of punk as a formal genre can be traced to when Johnny Thunders and Jerry Nolan got kicked out of The New York Dolls down in Florida, headed back to New York, copped, fixed and formed Heartbreakers in ’75. Played a bunch of shows at Max’s Kansas City and went to England to headline the Anarchy Tour with opening acts The Clash, The Damned and The Sex Pistols. The rest is history.

              1. SIV   9 years ago

                Incidentally, I first heard of Motorhead when I bought Heartbreakers Live at Max’s Kansas City and the bass player, Billy Rath, was pictured on the back cover wearing a Motorhead T-shirt. I asked my high school metal head buddies who that was and the one who could afford $20+ import records in 1978 played one for me.

  14. __Warren__   9 years ago

    Motorhead was okay I guess but they’re no Nickleback.

    1. Medical Physics Guy   9 years ago

      Lemmy was no Fred Durst that’s for sure

    2. Professor Woland   9 years ago

      You know, Nickelback sucks, they really suck, but I don’t get how they became the representative for the shitiness of this era’s mainstream rock. There are a shit ton of bands that are just as shitty, I can’t name them (I think they have names like “Stained, Stone Sour and Saliva”), but I hear their music on the radio sometimes and it’s not the shitty singer from Nickelback singing, so I have to assume that there are a number of shitty bands.

      1. Ken Shultz   9 years ago

        At the time Nickleback got big, it was before shitty bands became the norm on the airwaves.

        You’re right, though, that almost all shitty bands these days that get played anywhere are no better than Nickleback.

        They were just at the forefront of the shitty band as the norm trend.

        1. lap83   9 years ago

          Nu-metal/post-grunge crap

          Weird, because I like other “post” genres…post-rock, post-punk

        2. Always a Carl, Never a Clyde   9 years ago

          At the time Nickleback got big, it was before shitty bands became the norm on the airwaves.

          Wait, what?

        3. Agammamon   9 years ago

          Uh, dude – shitty bands have *always* been the norm on the airwaves. *Especially* the airwaves.

          90% of everything is crap and its what’s available 99% of the time from radio/TV.

      2. CPRM   9 years ago

        I’ll say it, Nickelback’s first two albums (Curb and The State) were pretty good. Back then their lyrics were metaphors, and not just random strings of words and phrases about sex. Staind’s first two albums (Tormented and Dysfunction) were also good (though by Dysfunction you could hear them more towards the whiny stuffy their other albums were), Stone sour was a less juvenile version of SlipKnot (Hey we wear masks and sing about evil stuff!) and Saliva always sucked.

  15. straffinrun   9 years ago

    The stripper/lovely lady at 1:41 makes a head whip that will straighten your Frito.

  16. Agile Cyborg   9 years ago

    Lemmy bent a piano into a distinctively amorous shape and stuck his dick into this twisted piece of wood and song and when his sploodge shat from the keys a million whores were born singing guitar strings and pussy comets. Thus, all free societies should relish the mind kicking musicians and their fair rocket players. All verse and sound wand is sacred in spite of your FUCKING tremulous bullshit.

    1. The Hyperbole   9 years ago

      This, this is what I was trying to explain to ken earlier, but he just didn’t get it, thanks for backing me up AC.

      1. Agile Cyborg   9 years ago

        Lemmy killed time and space by being fucking born. Now that the motherfucking sliver of old suns is fucking dead it is time to suck his dick and brains right from his ethereal parallels.

      2. Agile Cyborg   9 years ago

        Lemmy killed time and space by being fucking born. Now that the motherfucking sliver of old suns is fucking dead it is time to suck his dick and brains right from his ethereal parallels.

    2. Sevo   9 years ago

      Personally, I’m kinda partial to the Stones…

      1. SIV   9 years ago

        That “greatest Rock and Roll band in the world” boast was more or less true for about 14 years.

        1. The Hyperbole   9 years ago

          sure if you wanna ignore Mot?rhead.

        2. Sevo   9 years ago

          I never made a claim to ‘greatest’; I like baroque music:
          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnjqGhAlFzs
          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mH4bKiBXF2g

  17. Heroic Mulatto   9 years ago

    WHAT?!?

    1. SIV   9 years ago

      It’s OK, that’s a Hindu swastika. Dude’s like a hippie carnival freak with a criminal record even less offensive than the luckiest man alive, Hot Sauce.

      1. Heroic Mulatto   9 years ago

        It’s not the swastika, dude….it’s the crown made out of forks.

        1. SIV   9 years ago

          Relics of a distant class.

          1. gaoxiaen   9 years ago

            That swastika means “vegetarian”.

    2. Sevo   9 years ago

      Man, if he ever wants to get a job, it’s gonna be expensive to clean up his face!
      Seriously, anyone is welcome to decorate themselves as they please, but don’t come to me in a lachrymose mode when Starbucks says ‘nope’. Even roofers would prolly think twice about this guy.

    3. GILMORE?   9 years ago

      “he entered a Kum and Go convenience store and refused to leave”

      If only he’d been masturbating, he’s have had a perfect performance-art piece.

    4. AlmightyJB   9 years ago

      Kum and go. Really?

    5. Agammamon   9 years ago

      . . . locking himself in a Kum & Go bathroom . . .

      No. Not even in OK. I simply refuse to accept that *any* business would name itself ‘Kum and Go’.

    6. Wasteland Wanderer   9 years ago

      The weirdest part of that story is that there’s a convenience store named “Kum and Go”.

  18. Agile Cyborg   9 years ago

    The gnashing keys of the clacking tinny-toned teeth of demons and angels form the guts of modern Libertarians. Let us embrace the cornucopia of pulp notes that has blessed our existences. Lemmy was but one giant among many, but Lemmy was a decidedly distinct giant among the spewing hells of gnashing throats. And Lemmy would not have existed as a portal deep cat striking tweaker except for a certain fucking sleazy fucking nasty shitty ass greasy fucking bunch of whores doing smack and whiskey under the goddamn moons, baby- the which I am FUCKING proud to be one of.

    1. Hi there!   9 years ago

      Whores? Where?

  19. Agile Cyborg   9 years ago

    Fucking peel back the goddamn ashes of the fucking volcano that spewed like a lonely ass fucking mother earth shitter for no good goddamn reason and I FUCKING guarantee you motherfuckers a goddamn master of music like Lemmy will make that FUCKING whore volcanoe rise up and be proud it blew a goddamn hole in the ocean under the driven sun, bro. The fucking driven nasty ass owner of the entire goddamn galaxy is the motherfucking sun. NOT YOUR GODDAMN GOVERNMENTS! THEY are peons to the sun and its picnic flames. The SUN can crush your motherfucking GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING government with a lick of her tongue. And Lemmy understood this lovely dynabombastic. And nothing makes me happier than seeing government officials burnt to a crisp by the sun. Ok, cool.

    Fuck. I guess I will now put cocaine on a sandwich and eat that with a goddamn Dragons Milk and cry. For a fucking piece of living lightning has passed, bros.

  20. Agile Cyborg   9 years ago

    If I had a tank I would drive it smack fucking through American culture because it stinks like a FUCKING pile of rotting sheep heads. American culture has become weakified. Lost. Estranged. Yellow. FUCKING lame. Gawker.com socialist smarmy stripes are on everything. Sad American personal computing corporatization has infected everything. Mobile shit cell dick life is puke. Man, FUCKING nothing mainstream is worth a goddamn glance. In SPITE of the motherfucking belief I hold that the mainstream SHOULD EXIST. The mainstream… alright, I need my ears raped but this shit fucking Windows 10 is not allowing for this and I will FUCKING pull out the big guns right the fuck now, bitch ass lonely nude geek fuck dummy face bitch that created this crap, Gates.

    1. Agile Cyborg   9 years ago

      Fucking have to update a goddamn driver again. I also FUCKING have to realize that I can no longer play a motherfucking goddamn DVD in my motherFUCKING DVD drive in my computer because Windows 10 developers are hired because they are retards. Thank you, retards. I now have to FUCKING find weird fucking shit software to PLAY a goddamn fucking shitty ass thin piece of super old plastic on this BOX. Praise Gates, the billionaire. Thank you, moron. Your company sucks ass so hard the earth would die if it weren’t for reality, bitch. God, I FUCKING hate OS development companies that eat the entire world and suck the cock of the CIA.

  21. Juice   9 years ago

    I consider myself a metalhead, but I just…don’t like Motorhead. There. I said it.

  22. JeremyR   9 years ago

    Motor Head is better as an idea (or perhaps ideal) than an actual band.

    They always reminded me of an AC/DC minus the catchy riffs and a singer that had a voice several octaves lower, but similarly unintelligible.

  23. Whatever Farm Animal Of War   9 years ago

    Well thank god that rock and roll partying can live on through Andrew W.K.

    Because that is all that rock and roll is, right? A soundtrack to an endless party?

  24. sophiataylor5252   9 years ago

    My last pay check was $9500 working 12 hours a week online. My sisters friend has been averaging 15k for months now and she works about 20 hours a week. I can’t believe how easy it was once I tried it out. This is what I do..

    Clik This Link inYour Browser….

    ? ? ? ? http://www.WorkPost30.Com

  25. Reverend Draco   9 years ago

    WK is a cretin – what an insult to Lemmy.

    Fuckwits.

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