Roving Lap-Dance Clubs Thrive in NYC
Essentially pop-up strip clubs sans the pole dancing, the parties switch locations around NYC to avoid regulatory hassle.


Playboy.com took a peek into "New York's underground lap dance parties" recently. Essentially pop-up strip clubs sans the pole dancing, the parties feature pretty women willing to offer lap-dances and sometimes make-out sessions for $20 a song. They switch locations around the city to avoid hassle from regulators and law enforcement.
According to The Ultimate Strip Club List (TUSCL) forum, "the first floating lap dance party in Manhattan was started by Lap Dance Lou in January 2006" in Chelsea. Other entrepreneurs soon followed suit, founding still-popular floating lap-dance parties such as the Saint Venus Theater (SVT), the Lido Lounge, and Masked Nights.
"A cabaret license, or lack thereof, separates these clandestine venues from their by-the-book brethren," notes Adanai.com. "St. Venus Theater flies under the radar by operating out of a different establishment every night, but each facility it inhabits possesses its own cabaret license. So, technically SVT is more of an alternative to the traditional strip club and not underground. The itinerant quality of SVT buffers it against the safety code and noise complaint summonses mainstream proprietors commonly receive during raids."
From Playboy:
The men who go to the club tend to be professionals—an "after-work crowd," says Jeremy, a guy who's been attending the club where Heather works for a couple of years. Jeremy, who is in his late 30s and works in finance, tells me that plenty of his fellow patrons are lawyers and doctors, ranging from their late 20s to 50s.
The piece goes on to profile Heather and other women working these clubs, strangely fixating on the fact these women are "girl next door" types, more wholesome than your average stripper allegedly is. It's the sort of distinction you also see made in pieces about "sugar babies," and seems to work as a defense mechanism for both women working these gigs and men availing their services. The proclamations position their speakers above the seedy image of typical sex work, albeit in a way that ultimately undermines the cause of reducing stigma around sex industries overall. But that aside, the Playboy profile provides an interesting overview of a little-known avenue of sex work and the dynamics at play there.
While underground lap-dance clubs in New York City may not be new, they might have a new raison d'etre as of this summer. In June, a New York judge ruled that strip-club pole dancing is an art form, and therefore tax-exempt, but private dances and lap dances can be taxed. New York City has also been cracking down on traditional strip clubs, using zoning and liquor laws to shut them down or force them to move to less desirable locations. These measures have also made it incredibly difficult for new strip clubs to open. In such a climate, it's not hard to see why underground lap-dance clubs might be thriving. But they might have to go further underground if they don't want the city to target them, too.
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Is a 'roving lapdance' where they cover the whole lap?
You would need three or four girls to cover my whole lap.
Depends on the girl. One of these could do the job.
NSFW.
I figured your belly would cover your whole lap.
Belly dances cost extra.
Can you get that many girls on your Rascal?
Sure I can. I had to get the Eddie Bauer off-road package with the reinforced shocks.
That's the one with the 72oz cup holders, yeah?
Bitches love my Big Gulp.
Can a brotha get a table dance?
ruled that strip-club pole dancing is an art form, and therefore tax-exempt
What? Since when is art tax exempt? I have to (technically) pay taxes when I sell an artwork. I'm pretty sure actors and dancers generally have to pay taxes.
Or is this something weird about NY sales taxes that I don't know about?
From the article, it appears to be a shakedown for a portion of the cover that is often charged at clubs.
Define pretty.
Young, healthy, fit.
Not from England.
Roving lap dance parties, huh? In my day they just stood on the street corner and you had to pick them up in your car. It was still $20, but back then a twenty was worth a lot more.
/You kids get the hell off my lawn. Right after the climax of this song.
The itinerant quality of SVT buffers it against the safety code and noise complaint summonses mainstream proprietors commonly receive during raids.
Raiding strip clubs: the best kind of raid?
I lived next door to a stripper for a while. It can always be the girl next door. They don't live in special stripper only housing. These provincial reporters should get out to a more cosmopolitan city like Houston, Atlanta or Tampa and learn something about strippers.
So they're pole-ing millenials?
Boom.
Why would someone want to pay some strange woman who has been grinding on a bunch of strangers to sit on their lap and grind on them? I don't get it. I've let a few friends drag me to strip joints for that purpose and I simply couldn't get into it. I kinda want to actually know the person and know I'm not going to be sharing them. Guess I'm weird, but I already knew that.
Same here. I'll gladly watch from a distance but please don't come near me.
"Pretty women" and "$20 per song" are oxymoronic.
Not necessarily. If you take away overhead like taxes and the club's cut, $20 for 3-5 minutes of work is pretty good. Plus I'm sure they work the places where dudes are drunk enough to tip.
But you're forgetting expenses. Brazilians, thongs, breast implants, and glitter are expensive.
My experience at Spearmint Rhino says otherwise.
...and sometimes make-out sessions for $20 a song.
I'm not paying a couple sawbucks for oral herpes. Only genital herpes.
You can only catch em once.
You're paying $20 to pass em on.
I'll take that bet.
I fail to see how these are different from the "lingerie shows" that bars here in the Midwest have hosted for decades.
Someone needs to start a lap dance truck, stat!