South Park's 19th Season Debuted on Wednesday. Here Are 3 Reasons All Kids Should Be FORCED Watch It.
We're super-cereal about this. Really.

So the 19th season of South Park kicked off on Wednesday. The episode nudges into instant-classic territory, managing to satirize the Patriots' QB Tom Brady, Caitlyn Jenner, and zero-tolerance-crazed school officials in a way that is both sacred and profane (but mostly the latter, thank Zog). And there's quite possibly the greatest dream sequence in TV history since Newhart's final episode in 1990.
You can watch the full South Park episode, "Stunning and Brave," here for free online.
A couple of years ago, Reason TV released "3 Reasons All Kids Should Be FORCED to Watch South Park." We were being super-cereal about that, too.
Watch it now:
Here's the original text, which accompanied a video that Jim Epstein and I put together.
One of the longest lived and most controversial TV shows of all time – South Park – is kicking off its 17th season.
Despite being a cartoon, South Park was the first weekly TV show to be given an MA rating, meaning it's intended for mature audiences. And it's certainly packed with foul language, off-color humor, and adult situations.
But it's also truly educational, especially for children. So here are three reasons why all parents should make their kids watch South Park.
1. Disrespect My Authoritah!
Virtually every episode points out the difference between legitimate authority and the abuse of power and scare-mongering. Whether it's the show's Jew-baiting jerk Eric Cartman going nuts as a traffic cop or former Vice President Al Gore trying to scare the boys into hysteria over ManBearPig, South Park always emphasizes thinking for yourself rather than blindly following what leaders say.
2. Respect True Diversitah!
Today's kids are constantly force-fed hosannas to tolerance and diversity that ring hollow and false. But even when it's brutally satirizing something like Mormonism, South Park actually fosters a true live-and-let-live ethos that's sadly lacking in most K-12 curricula.
3. It Emphasizes Personal Responsibility
Among South Park's core values is taking responsibility for one's actions. In the episode where Stan's father develops a drinking problem and seeks supernatural intervention for a cure, it's the child who lays out the case for self-control and accountability.
The most enduring lesson of South Park isn't found in any given episode but in the entire show's run and the careers of its creators, Trey Parker and Matt Stone. The show grew out of early videos, including a 1995 one that pitted Santa vs. Jesus in a fight to the death over the true meaning in Christmas.
Now, almost 20 years later, Parker and Stone have created one of the greatest TV shows of all time, along with unforgettable movies such as the all-puppet action thriller Team America and the Broadway smash The Book of Mormon.
They're no uncritical fans of Walt Disney but their careers are a testament to his belief that "If you can dream it, you can do it."
In a way that's virtually unmatched, Parker and Stone teach all our children that creativity and hard work – and an ability to laugh at everything life throws at you - eally do pay off in the long run.
About 3 minutes. Written by Nick Gillespie, who narrates, and produced by Jim Epstein. Scroll below for downloadable versions and subscribe to Reason.tv's YouTube channel to receive automatic notifications when new videos go live.
Related: "South Park Libertarians: Trey Parker and Matt Stone on liberals, conservatives, censorship, and religion," from the December 2006 issue of Reason magazine.
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Eric Cartman is the Archie Bunker of today - future Mr Conservative blowhard ignorant Limbaugh clone.
You remind me of my piece of shit uncle-in-law that expresses his opinion at family gatherings. He thinks he's smart, but people are knocking over chairs to get away from him. He never seems to notice.
Come to think of it, he also has a coke problem, which is related to his low self esteem and life failures.
HOLY FUCK. I think we might be related!
"HOLY FUCK. I think we might be related!"
Frightening!
Why do you spend your time here defending conservatives?
They suck as much as progressives do.
Conservatives are backwards idiots - redneck, flag-waving, Big Government Bible Beaters- fuck you all with a rusty hammer.
Turd, you are lacking sufficient self-awareness, or are just plain stupid enough, not to recognized that calling you on your constant lies and bullshit =/= defending anyone else.
Go fuck your daddy.
Somehow, you've convinced yourself that after 50 something years on this planet, people who don't like you must be against your ideas. They aren't. They don't like you because you suck, period.
Fuck man, I don't know many people your age that have Mommy and Daddy issues. It's pretty fucking gnarly. Get your shit together and grow up. Being an adult can be quite rewarding if you actually work at it.
You're such a cowardly dipshit. This thread is about South Park and how it sticks it to political asshole types.
I mentions Cartman - the modern child incarnation of Archie Bunker-Rush Limbaugh and you go berserk trying to deflect away from my astute observation.
It is not about me, idiot!
Isn't it always, though?
"Why do you spend your time here defending conservatives?"
Coming from the man who has made Obama's penis a PRUNE from his saliva.
Dude, WHAT ARE YOU FUCKING SMOKING?!?! YOU HAVE DEFENDED EVERY OBAMA POLICY EVER!!!
Both Bunker and Mr Cartman are infinitely more nuanced than Limbough.
yeah stereotypes are usually wrong, but this one is spot on! and they were, you know, asking for it...
Two of the three characters you mention are fictional...do you know which ones?
Also I would think being a devote of Bill Maher you would appreciate this particular South Park episode.
Lastly Archie had an ethos while I think Cartmen is just evil for evil's sake.
I love South Park. I just haven't seen this episode yet. I was watching the GOP debate on Wednesday night.
My favorite episode was when Randy discovers he is an 'alcoholic' and turns to a miracle cure involving a statue of the Virgin Mary squirting blood out her ass.
I was watching the GOP debate on Wednesday night.
That's...just...sad.
Say what you will about the tenants of national socialism, Dude...
Cartman abides
Everyone feels like their landlord is a Nazi.
Tenants of National Socialism? Worst landlord ever!
Check your privilege, racist.
Cartman kind of saves the day in this episode. Sort of.
He launches prenant mexican ladies and tacos at the PC Frat types. Of course, Kyle gives in anyways and agree to say that Caitlyn Jenner is stunning and brave. And Cartman decides to get all PC like the frat boys. But i guess the point is that without Cartman and his willingness to blatantly violate PC norms the PC bullies would walk all over us, and everyone will be forced to conform.
Hey shrike, did you unironically do the voice for PC Principal?
Who predicted Nick would post a SP article?
Cartman's beating was epic.
That was one of the most terrifying scenes South Park has ever done.
This show is the current apex of tris social commentary, ironically is is that because of all this PC shit.
I almost feel like they phoned in the ending, or maybe they were just too self referential. Dunno, the ending just wasn't the gut punch that the bathroom scene was.
I wanted them to say what they should have said about Jenner. They didn't.
But there are many more episodes to come.
Yeah, I wished they went after the 'Jenner is not a hero' theme more and the ending was...perplexing.
But then I realized PC Principal will be around.
So maybe there's more to come.
For some reason the PC Principle rendering reminded me of Jim McMahon from his retired years. Sans earring for some odd reason.
IMMEDIATELY thought of Jim McMahon when I saw him. THE ULTIMATE BRO!!
THE PROTO-BRO!!!
wow he went to BYU? NORMAL!!
Same here.
The girls all look like Nancy Drew
the boys like Jim McMahon
and their fat white ugly parents
Look like Morey Amsterdam
this ain't Hawaii
this ain't Hawaii
I think the point of the ending was that without Cartman being his assholish self, PC Principal will get his way and Kyle will be forced to say that Caitlyn Jenner is stunning and brave and a hero. The episodes basically ends with PC Principal in control and everyone having been forced to say all the correct polite things.
Kind of mirrors the Team America dicks, pussies, and assholes speech.
Everything mirrors that speech.
There could have been a whole moral philosophy based on that speech if only it had occurred earlier in history.
But [spoilers] making Cartman the new PC enforcer was brilliant. Incomparable. It really shows how opportunistic the social justice thing really is. And yeah, the ending was a bit of a let down, except for that.
I stopped watching about 7 or 8 years for no particular reason - just moved on. This after I still think the movie is fucking brilliant and re-watch it all the time. Been meaning to catch up.
You're missing some of their best work. Not all, but some.
Sometimes they go off the rails, but usually not. You can skip the Imagination Land trilogy, and the Pan Flute shit.
But there is some incredible material in there. Incredible. My wife likes to pretend she's above it, but will stop what she's doing when I have it on.
The only recent one I have seen had assorted male characters bouncing around on their giant swollen testicles and it was like I had never left.
Medicinal Fried Chicken, another great episode.
It's pretty amazing how they can turn the show around. There were some weak seasons, mostly because the guys were exhausted and overworked, but a couple years ago they seemed to recommit and made some of their best episodes yet. "Cock Magic" from last year still cracks me up, and feels like it's from a show in its prime.
"Cock Magic"
*ears perk*
I've got the new one spooling up on demand now.
PC brahs.... hahaha LMFAO
OK... either HyR has captured the Zeitgeist of America or Trey and Matt hang out here. It's like I'm watching an animated comment thread.
They do. Or, they used to. Same with a certain mute magician.
Neither Penn nor Teller is actually mute. I thought it was Penn who hung here?
"Dicks on your face is very first-world problem. Blargh barf!"
LMAO
There was a low point for sure. But they turned it around.
I have every single episode from season 5 on, and I'd have a hard time picking out a favorite. They cover just about everything.
*raises hand*
It wasn't a very bold prediction, Nick can't seem to help himself.
I'm not allowed to let my kids watch Southpark.
Yet.
My sister never forgave me for letting her kids watch The Simpsons whenever I babysat. I was too lazy to change the channel.
The Simpsons has never featured kids jacking a dog off, nor a rodent trapped in an anal cavity.
I find you not guilty.
I will show her this.
I have to admit the first time I watched my jaw was on the floor - I think it the one with the satellite dish unfolding from Cartman's ass. Followed very shortly thereafter by the movie.
Now it's like nothing's shocking anymore. Except every time I watch I still can't believe what I'm seeing.
That was the first episode.
I had never watched South Park when the movie came out. I went with my wife and friends and the movie we planned to see was sold out. The others suggested South Park and I was like "I'm not watching a fucking cartoon movie in a theater!" Boy was I surprised. As you said, my jaw hit the floor and I was rolling in the aisle.
Was it a recent season?
I wouldn't forgive you for ruining Simpsons for them, either.
I assume it was before he had his own kids, so this would have been a more forgivable season.
Also, reruns.
Also, fried chicken.
I probably let my kid's watch ghostbusters too young (forgot the ghost-blowjob/succubus scene)
They still liked it, though, and I think they got the point about the EPA guy.
"It's not just funny, it's 'ABC funny' not funny."
Hah! PC Bros. I am loving this episode.
So hulu should probably refund their advertisers, if my experience is any indication. The shows stream perfectly without any buffering or interruptions. But the commercials are a horrendous staccato mess.
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DID YOU ORDER THE CODE BOWIE?
Also are you Gin of old? you're not answering my query from the past thread and I'm feeling mighty queery with it hanging out there unanswered.
It's Sweating Gin. He just got paroled.
fuck you, all is confusion... in a land of confusion
..how far of an old thread are we talking?
It's time we HAD SOME LEAVE
That one... I don't follow.
But I'm pretty drunk, so... hooray?
well, you should talk to Joan Crawford
Would it be fair to say it puts the B-side in BOC?
Are you suggesting I should bust out something more Planetary
I respect what Metallica attempted, but Astronomy was just fine the way it was.
FUCK EVERYTHING BEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED IS SABOTAGE:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5rRZdiu1UE
BEASTIE BOYS IS OVERRATED.
Also underrated, 'cuz they're incomparable.
THEY'RE UNRATED.
SO THERE.
Why You Dissen Man?!?
Y'all is fucked up
Sorry, old threads are old. Are you asking about cocktails/booze? You may be out of my area of expertise.
I just can't get behind that.
Tell that rich asshole to sing better.
If there's ever an opening on the Reason Foundation's BoD, Trey and Matt would make great additions.
Make it happen, internet.
Seconded.
I first saw an episode, say 10 years back, and it was hard to watch, given the jerky character movements, and the 'did the kid really say that?' dialogue.
Since then I've watched now and then and also been linked to certain episodes and they rarely disappoint.
The episode with the Prius and the 'smug storm' blowing east out of CA should have gotten it banned in SF like news of Tibet is banned in China: "We're having technical difficulties".
If you can stomach it, the best episode is the one on sex education.
Some of the best writing in the history of TV.
Pl?ya Manhattan.|9.18.15 @ 11:09PM|#
"If you can stomach it, the best episode is the one on sex education."
I'll give it a look; hell I have a hard time stomaching 49er games with Kaepernick trying to count to 40.
It starts out with 4th grade boys masturbating a dog. After that, it goes downhill quickly.
Well, now, that sounds a lot better than watching Kaep blow the play clock again!
" 4th grade boys masturbating a dog"
And then...
"Kaep blow the play clock again"
NOBODY?
Too subtle again, like the OK pun...
The one with the - um - ass-driven bicycle... not sure if that was the same one but OMFG I don't think I have ever laughed so hard. Ever.
Ass AND mouth.
Well, yeah, that goes without saying.
Well, it sure beats flying.
The smug episode is good, though I really love the Katrina/global warming episode. Randy and the adults treat global warming like it's The Day After Tomorrow.
"Here comes the global warming! We didn't listen!"
The part about Tom Brady was funny. The rest of the episode was just stupid. The quality of the show has been declining for a while.
I am very much looking forward to interacting with you in the future.
Hmmm....you know who else wanted to force children to watch something?
Sherry Lewis?
Buffalo Bob?
Walt Disney!
Those weird old men who hang out at play grounds by themselves?
Kenneth Parnell?
Too soon?
B. Hussein Obama?
John Wayne Gacy?
Well that's neat.
SIMPSONS DID IT!
No, actually the animal safari park in San Diego or whatever it's called now.
Oh Jesus Bojack's little words of advice to Sarah Lynn. Hah! Christ. But HAH. But... really, seriously. Christ.
The troops are jerks.
Lemurs are jerks, apparently.
Sit, boo boo, sit
Arf.
That was the saddest part of this series so far.
Nope, what followed directly afterward was the saddest part.
Holy shit these muffins do have a lot of saturated fat. Why'd I buy these?
Bojack's blunt advice is refreshing in a few episodes when he travels with Diane.
At least I thought it was. Maybe that says something bad about me.
Artisanal mayo recipe. Yummy
http://factsnofiction.com/a-we.....y-s-burger
"I TOLD THAT HO TO QUIT PLAYING WITH ME, SHE SAID EXTRA MAYO SO THAT'S WHAT SHE GOT, NOW ASK THAT B*** WHAT MY P***Y TASTE LIKE"
Okay, *THAT'S* the saddest part of...Wait, shit, that's not the stupid cartoon...
"I hate conservatives but I really fucking hate liberals."- Matt Stone
I would love to get the developers of Windows 10 together and make them watch, Clockwork-Orange-style, that one episode where Cartman winds up owning an amusement park. Maybe that might get the "businesses need steady revenue from satisfied customers despite and tough shit if that makes you feel bad" idea firmly in place.
I blame the squirrels for the superfluous "despite"...
Who do you blame for giving money for the copy of windows you are using?
Myself for being too cheap to get a Mac.
eh i think macs might be cheaper in the long run. i use mine for music production, which is like the second most resource intensive private or commercial thing you can use a computer for, after really complicated 3d graphic stuff, and ive pirated a TON of software (you're not keeping anyone else from having anything, and it's somehow acceptable to charge like $1000 for a computer program; i can't feel bad about it). the computer's from '07 or '09, somewhere in there, and it still works perfectly. ive destroyed cheaper pcs with, i dunno, a year of the same behavior
Kkkorporashuns. Which is where Microsoft is making the tow-the-lion share of its revenue.
And Windows 10? Free.
But I'm good, I'm keeping my upgrade of Windows 7.
And it's worth every penny. Honestly, I have no fundamental objections to corporations. The current problem in tech right now is that the 13375 who have the ball at MS and elsewhere are in the last throes of a struggle to keep the tech toys for themselves. They're still punishing the world for that jock that flushed their Spider-Man comic and gave them a monster wedgie so making software that's accessible to Bob and Alice from Iowa and losing their special status is currently out of the question.
Makers only stay makers if people want what they make, and as personal computers are still high-end toys and status symbols, all it's going to take is one big fuck-up to crash the industry for a while. The only personal stake I have here is that I really hate watching people make avoidable mistakes.
Taco-flavored-kisses.
*drops mic & marches triumphantly off stage*
http://southpark.cc.com/full-e.....ncake-head
IMO, that's the #1 funniest episode.
Dude you know that is gonna be good right?
http://www.Full-Anon.tk
Nice.
PC Principal is a mouth-breathing bully and his ilk are all herd creatures that love group chants, JHS girl style. Pretty accurate.
It is light out so I am going to split some wood. I will be back later.
If your wood lasts more than 4 hours, see your doctor immediately.
See a hooker immediately
When my wood lasts more than four hours, my girlfriend sees the doctor.
"Now, almost 20 years later, Parker and Stone have created ... the Broadway smash The Book of Mormon."
Satirizing Mormons with a Broadway play constitutes taking on political correctness.
When they create a Broadway smash called the Book of Muslim, I'll be impressed. Or would that be "punching down?"
They'll never do that. This is America. You can't just say anything you please here.
Their next breakthrough will be a female illusion pageant off Broadway.
You're right, they never made episodes depicting Mohammed and mocking Islam, episodes that garnered death threats and caused Comedy Central to resist airing them.
In short, you don't know what you're talking about.
DOESN'T COUNT, HE WAS IN A BEAR SUIT THE ENTIRE TIME. HURDUR.
But would it be funny? Mormons are funny because their religion is ridiculous from the get go. And they're recruitment tactics are also easily mocked. Muslims? What's funny about them?
Haha funny or weird as fuck funny?
"But would it be funny? Mormons are funny because their religion is ridiculous from the get go. And they're recruitment tactics are also easily mocked. Muslims? What's funny about them?"
Pretty much exactly the same fucking things (both what you mentioned, which describes both 'religions' equally well, plus a half dozen other ridiculous features parallelled between them).
"Aloha, Snackbar!"
Poor baby.
It's a fantastic play that is very nice to Mormons. The humor is about religion in general, and people's need to believe in something, even ridiculous ideas.
The Friday Funny is being posted late. Left Coast late.
Is Jim McMahon going to sue for his likeness being used as PC principal?
So that's who that was.
It looks like him, circa 1990 or something.
Who took away his earring? Or is that some new PC thing too?
Wow, that was my thought too. Posted above before I saw this.
I just thought it was your typical bruh, down to the goatee, basically a caricature of any guy you can see in Hoboken or Boulder. I doubt they would use real man Jim McMahon to parody these douchebags.
It's very appropriate they made the PC principal look like an utter uber douche.
That bucked tooth was excellent.
He perfectly personifies people who enforce PC rules.
I thought it sucked and was disappoimt. The bathroom beatdown was an unexpected high (low?) point.
This was no "Helen Keller - The Musical"
Finally, a defense of drag shows for Bruce Jenner! Maybe Matthew Broderick could star in a movie about this soon.
When did they stop killing Kenny?
Some of the episodes were funny, but some relied on gross-out humor and my stomach is really sensitive.
Also, their bosses pulled them back from mocking Islam, but they still felt free to mock Christianity.
They really wimped out with their "screw the Jains, Amish, Quaker and Mennonites - pacifist bastards!" episode.
Uh, that's because mocking Muslims in a bloodsport, mocking Christianity is like kicking the weak kid in the face.
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"Syrian refugee children, FLANK FROM THE LEFT!"
"Send in the Chinese drivers!"
*the cars immediately crash*
Just saw it. The bruhs with their goatees and buck teeth were perfect. I don't think it was unintentional that the bruhs didn't have any girls around them.
Sad that they won, but I assume eventually PC Principal will be defeated and the lady principal will be reinstated. Unless the whole point is that even Cartman can't beat the SJWs, in which case I'm sad.
I'm sorry. I know that vast numbers of people like these hip, vulgar, edgy cartoons. The Simpsons, Family Guy, South Park; all of them leave me cold. The grate on my nerves in snippets of more than a few seconds. Oh, I can laugh at a youtube snippet of Homer being a dork or Stewie being evil, but more than that, and I start feeling badgered.
Of course I feel even more annoyed by what I've seen of the NON-animated TV shows that get aired these days.
I suppose I'll have to put it down to Early Onset Geezerhood.
Dude, no one is within 4 blocks of your lawn
C. S. P. Schofield|9.19.15 @ 5:38PM|#
"I'm sorry. I know that vast numbers of people like these hip, vulgar, edgy cartoons. The Simpsons, Family Guy, South Park; all of them leave me cold."
Uh, I'm an OLD fart and have no interest in most TV, but we're discussing a particular program that might pass around the edge of that brush you're waving.
"In a way that's virtually unmatched, Parker and Stone teach all our children that creativity and hard work ? and an ability to laugh at everything life throws at you - eally do pay off in the long run."
The last bit there is suicidally underrated in this culture. Way I was raised, that would seem like the essential character of manhood, though it was borne through beyond the temporal to a cosmic level. A real man, it seemed, would laugh in the face of Niarlat Hotep and never be at fault of humour in the caverns of Cyaega. Most importantly, he could recognise the absurdity and frivolity of his own tragedies and always laugh at himself, if anything, the moreso the more fucked up things becam.
Now, instead, there's a ridiculous value placed on styling oneself a serious adult who never jokes about ne thing of importance and who becomes an abysmal sadsack and pity whore whenever he runs into trouble through his own inevitable stupidity. It's one thing I've noticed about the libertarian community: it's much less common for people to ride around on the moral high horse of being the serious adult. In order to adopt that persona, one must divorce himself of almost all real humour and self awareness. But you'll notice that these pretentious jerks who look down their nose at anybody that recognises the cosmic absurdity of existence generally have no idea what it means to be a man.
I don't think so, I think the South Park which is full of pornographic piece, not suitable for children to see.
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The TSA episode and the one with special accomodations for obesity scooters are pretty good. This one, however, is blunt. And the ending makes no sense.