Friday Funnies: Obama Visits Alaska

Chip Bok | 9.4.2015 7:00 AM

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Fist of Etiquette 10 years ago

His little portable teleprompter must have cut out on him there.
Fist of Etiquette 10 years ago

He seems upset the chemtrails from that helicopter gave him pinkeye.
1. Swiss Servator 10 years ago
  
  This is the better of the three. I award you an "A".
  1. Ted S. 10 years ago
    
    If there are three items, it's "best", not "better".
    
    /Nicole
    1. Swiss Servator 10 years ago
      
      Put aside borrowed glories....namely the Crown and Worstness of Nicole.
    2. UnCivilServant 10 years ago
      
      I believe he meant this was the aristocratic comment found among the plebian comments. Hense, their 'better'.
  2. Fist of Etiquette 10 years ago
    
    Protip: You can never go wrong with chemtrails.
Fist of Etiquette 10 years ago

Here we see Bill Cosby trying to restart his career with a reboot of the Cliffhanger movies.
1. Trump's Grenzmauer 10 years ago
  
  Three in a row? Really?
  1. UnCivilServant 10 years ago
    
    He's desperately flailing around for something funny to grab on to, oblivious to the fact that no one really cares.
  2. Fist of Etiquette 10 years ago
    
    Reflecting the many facets, multiple layers of a Bok.
    1. UnCivilServant 10 years ago
      
      Bullshit, you're just sad, lonely and lacking in anything else to do with yourself.
      1. Swiss Servator 10 years ago
        
        Are you saying he should be helping Bok with MOAR LABELZ?
      2. Fist of Etiquette 10 years ago
        
        NORMALLY I'D SPEND THOSE NINE MINUTES PLEASURING YOUR LADY FOR YOU BUT SHE WASN'T AROUND. Or maybe your mom. Whichever is more devastating a comeback.
        
        Swiss Servator 10 years ago
        
        Mom.
        
        /Epi
        
        Almanian Bridges, Not Walls 10 years ago
        
        "Shut up, Epi - Fist isn't done yet!"
2. Swiss Servator 10 years ago
  
  Why not The Eiger Sanction?
  1. Almanian Bridges, Not Walls 10 years ago
    
    Cause that has to be a WHITE actor, cause that's what the author wants!
    
    /Ian Fleming's ghost
    1. Swiss Servator 10 years ago
      
      Everyone is white, when they fall off a mountain and are covered in snow!
      1. Almanian Bridges, Not Walls 10 years ago
        
        Unless they fall in the yellow snow.
        
        Swiss Servator 10 years ago
        
        Ooooh. Good point.
        
        Ice Station Zebra Urinal
invisible furry hand 10 years ago

That mountain, you didn't name it
1. WTF 10 years ago
  
  The earth, it's healing.
  
  *SLAP!*
  1. invisible furry hand 10 years ago
    
    *slap!*
    1. Rich 10 years ago
      
      *slap!*
Inigo "Chip" DuBois 10 years ago

"Let me be clear. I stand here today on the peak of the mountain formerly known as McKinley, as proof that we as a nation can, in fact, reach peak derp."
Slammer 10 years ago

At least it's not a marriage license cartoon
1. invisible furry hand 10 years ago
  
  Look more carefully - Kim Davis is piloting the helicopter
  1. Swiss Servator 10 years ago
    
    Well played, ifh. You win....this time.
  2. Almanian Bridges, Not Walls 10 years ago
    
    So it's going to crash, CAUSE SHE AIN'T DOIN' HER JERB!!
UnCivilServant 10 years ago

Are you trying to tell me that his Secret Service detail finally got fed up and abandoned him on a random snowbank they told him was Mount McKinley?

I'm taking bets on how his trek will end.

1:1 - He plops down on the ground and whines about how this is all someone else's fault until he starves

2:1 - He slips, falls and breaks something before starving.

4:1 - The animals get him.

10:1 - He eats something that turns out to be poisonous.

100:1 - A sympathetic bush pilot, oblivious to who this is picks him up and flys him out of there

101:1 - That same pilot, being white, gets charged with kidnapping by way of thanks.

1000:1 - he walks all the way to Nome.
1. Karl Hungus 10 years ago
  
  100:1 - A sympathetic bush pilot, oblivious to who this is picks him up and flys him out of there
  
  Funny, there's a movie for rental on Vudu right now called Big Game. It stars Samuel Jackson as the president, and he has to find his way out of the wilderness in Finland, with the help of a local kid, after Air Force One is shot down. It's at 75% on the TomatoMeter, so it might be worth checking out.
  1. plusafdotcom 10 years ago
    
    Yep, Bush = Pilot... ya gotta know O would find some way to blame BOOOOOOsssssshhhh,
Mr Lizard 10 years ago

Your illustration requires more text detailing overly obvious information.
1. UnCivilServant 10 years ago
  
  What? For this illiterate rabble? that's a waste of perfectly good script.
  1. Charles Easterly 10 years ago
    
    Stop that rousing, UnCivil: You never can know who you may summon.
    1. Swiss Servator 10 years ago
      
      Hastur?
      
      *oops, shit!*
      1. UnCivilServant 10 years ago
        
        +1 Yellow Sign
Almanian Bridges, Not Walls 10 years ago

Soooo....Scatman Cruthers reprises his role from "The Shining", coming back to life to climb Mt. McKinley Denali to rescue the kid from "The Shining" who is now American Sherpa and gets caught on the mountain, and....

I don't get it. Awful, therefore, perfect.

Happy fucking Friday, Reasonoids! I hope you all get stranded on a Mouintain and starve to death slowly because it's not quite cold enough for you to freeze to death quickly.

Also

*SLAP!*
1. Swiss Servator 10 years ago
  
  *throws snowball*
SimonJester 10 years ago

I really don't get it. Honestly. I dont get it. Though I do really enjoy the Cosby idea.
Jessy08 10 years ago

Why not The Eiger Sanction?

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