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Uber

Friday Funnies: Inventing the Wheel

Henry Payne | 7.31.2015 7:00 AM

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  1. Fist of Etiquette   10 years ago

    I think I prefer the giant round boob to the giant square one, especially considering that Chris Christie appears to be sodomizing it.

    1. straffinrun   10 years ago

      You like the square pig in a round hole?

      1. Almanian - Trump's Woodchipper   10 years ago

        He's a Christie supporter, all right....

  2. The Hyperbole   10 years ago

    I didn't think they were still making B.C. comics.

    1. Swiss Servator, rudert schwer!   10 years ago

      +1 Johnny Hart

  3. Almanian - Trump's Woodchipper   10 years ago

    Fisted again.

    I don't get it. Terrible. Therefore, perfect.

    Happy fucking Friday, Reasonoids. I hope Chris Christie sodomizes each of you by sticking his John Thomas through a square "wheel", and then performs fellatio on a woodchipper.

    Also -

    *SLAP!*

    1. UnCivilServant   10 years ago

      What aftermarket modifications have you made to your chipper that it has the necessary parts for that act to be possible?

      1. Almanian - Trump's Woodchipper   10 years ago

        Check in with Fatso. It's not MY woodchipper....

    2. Fist of Etiquette   10 years ago

      I'm abdicating my responsibilities for AM Links this morning, so the haters have that to look forward to.

    3. WTF   10 years ago

      *SLAP!*

  4. UnCivilServant   10 years ago

    Wasn't this a mythbusters episode? I seem to recall their square wheels got about as far up the hill as their round wheels.

    1. Almanian - Trump's Woodchipper   10 years ago

      "Next on 'Mythbusters'. Cave art - can drawings made with low-grade charred twigs REALLY last for thousands of years?"

      1. UnCivilServant   10 years ago

        Except that I was serious. they put the wheels on a pickup and discovered that you could smooth out the jarring ride by staggering the angles of the wheels so you always had one corner down.

        1. Almanian - Trump's Woodchipper   10 years ago

          Yeah, I know. I, on the other hand, was kidding.

          *SLAP!*

          Happy Friday, UnCiv!

          1. UnCivilServant   10 years ago

            Don't touch me.

            1. straffinrun   10 years ago

              https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yi8x7OmeVHc

              I heard that before.

            2. Swiss Servator, rudert schwer!   10 years ago

              +1 Thomas Covenant

  5. Slammer   10 years ago

    The skinny one is supposed to be the first Cavetranny? Nice dress...fashionable, yet functional. *slap*

    1. invisible furry hand   10 years ago

      Trans or cis, girlfriend's got a world-beating cankle on one leg.

      *slap!*

      1. WTF   10 years ago

        *SLAP!*

      2. Pompey   10 years ago

        *resounding applause*

  6. SusanM   10 years ago

    Got a better comic:
    http://tinyurl.com/nq4nzzh

  7. True Scottsman   10 years ago

    Fat ugly girls ride in taxis and skinny girls ride Uber?

  8. Rebel Scum   10 years ago

    With respect, sir, this quaint doodle could use a few more labels.

    1. Will4Freedom   10 years ago

      If not more labels, definitely more hair. We cavemen have much more facial and body hair than depicted in this doodle.

  9. Rich   10 years ago

    *slap!* spelled backwards is *!pals*. Weird, huh?

    1. invisible furry hand   10 years ago

      *!pals*

      1. straffinrun   10 years ago

        *ssa!pals*

        1. WTF   10 years ago

          *!PALS*

          1. Almanian - Trump's Woodchipper   10 years ago

            I'm not your *!PALS*, buddy!

            1. Swiss Servator, rudert schwer!   10 years ago

              I am not your buddy, friend!

            2. Agammamon   10 years ago

              Not yer !yddub, !yug

          2. AdamJ   10 years ago

            +1 Young Guns II

    2. Rebel Scum   10 years ago

      I'm not your pal, friend.

      1. UnCivilServant   10 years ago

        I'm not your friend, Rebel Scum.

      2. sloopyinTEXAS   10 years ago

        This is why nobody takes libertarians seriously, buddy.

        1. UnCivilServant   10 years ago

          Nobody takes you guys seriously because you're a herd of cats.

      3. Rich   10 years ago

        I'm not your dneirf, Catherine.

      4. Almanian - Trump's Woodchipper   10 years ago

        This is why I should look downthre....

        Nah, fuck it. Great minds, etc. etc.

        1. Swiss Servator, rudert schwer!   10 years ago

          Me too.

          *facepalm*

          1. SimonJester   10 years ago

            Not I!

            *mlapecaf*

  10. Lord Humungus   10 years ago

    ha.

  11. ant1sthenes   10 years ago

    Dems? Aren't the Dems also the ones getting paid off by Uber to protect it?

    1. AdamJ   10 years ago

      Dem accept graft from all comers.

      1. Loki   10 years ago

        Setiously, is "phrasing" dead?

  12. Francisco d'Anconia   10 years ago

    Late "SLAP!" from the mountain time zone.

    Or

    "TDM !PALS"

  13. Robert   10 years ago

    Payne does it again! Why the ski pole? Why the hubs w no axles? Why sign something like that?

  14. *GILMORE*   10 years ago

    I don't get it

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