Friday Funnies: Inventing the Wheel

Henry Payne | 7.31.2015 7:00 AM

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Fist of Etiquette 10 years ago

I think I prefer the giant round boob to the giant square one, especially considering that Chris Christie appears to be sodomizing it.
1. straffinrun 10 years ago
  
  You like the square pig in a round hole?
  1. Almanian - Trump's Woodchipper 10 years ago
    
    He's a Christie supporter, all right....
The Hyperbole 10 years ago

I didn't think they were still making B.C. comics.
1. Swiss Servator, rudert schwer! 10 years ago
  
  +1 Johnny Hart
Almanian - Trump's Woodchipper 10 years ago

Fisted again.

I don't get it. Terrible. Therefore, perfect.

Happy fucking Friday, Reasonoids. I hope Chris Christie sodomizes each of you by sticking his John Thomas through a square "wheel", and then performs fellatio on a woodchipper.

Also -

*SLAP!*
1. UnCivilServant 10 years ago
  
  What aftermarket modifications have you made to your chipper that it has the necessary parts for that act to be possible?
  1. Almanian - Trump's Woodchipper 10 years ago
    
    Check in with Fatso. It's not MY woodchipper....
2. Fist of Etiquette 10 years ago
  
  I'm abdicating my responsibilities for AM Links this morning, so the haters have that to look forward to.
3. WTF 10 years ago
  
  *SLAP!*
UnCivilServant 10 years ago

Wasn't this a mythbusters episode? I seem to recall their square wheels got about as far up the hill as their round wheels.
1. Almanian - Trump's Woodchipper 10 years ago
  
  "Next on 'Mythbusters'. Cave art - can drawings made with low-grade charred twigs REALLY last for thousands of years?"
  1. UnCivilServant 10 years ago
    
    Except that I was serious. they put the wheels on a pickup and discovered that you could smooth out the jarring ride by staggering the angles of the wheels so you always had one corner down.
    1. Almanian - Trump's Woodchipper 10 years ago
      
      Yeah, I know. I, on the other hand, was kidding.
      
      *SLAP!*
      
      Happy Friday, UnCiv!
      1. UnCivilServant 10 years ago
        
        Don't touch me.
        
        straffinrun 10 years ago
        
        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yi8x7OmeVHc
        
        I heard that before.
        
        Swiss Servator, rudert schwer! 10 years ago
        
        +1 Thomas Covenant
Slammer 10 years ago

The skinny one is supposed to be the first Cavetranny? Nice dress...fashionable, yet functional. *slap*
1. invisible furry hand 10 years ago
  
  Trans or cis, girlfriend's got a world-beating cankle on one leg.
  
  *slap!*
  1. WTF 10 years ago
    
    *SLAP!*
  2. Pompey 10 years ago
    
    *resounding applause*
SusanM 10 years ago

Got a better comic:
http://tinyurl.com/nq4nzzh
True Scottsman 10 years ago

Fat ugly girls ride in taxis and skinny girls ride Uber?
Rebel Scum 10 years ago

With respect, sir, this quaint doodle could use a few more labels.
1. Will4Freedom 10 years ago
  
  If not more labels, definitely more hair. We cavemen have much more facial and body hair than depicted in this doodle.
Rich 10 years ago

*slap!* spelled backwards is *!pals*. Weird, huh?
1. invisible furry hand 10 years ago
  
  *!pals*
  1. straffinrun 10 years ago
    
    *ssa!pals*
    1. WTF 10 years ago
      
      *!PALS*
      1. Almanian - Trump's Woodchipper 10 years ago
        
        I'm not your *!PALS*, buddy!
        
        Swiss Servator, rudert schwer! 10 years ago
        
        I am not your buddy, friend!
        
        Agammamon 10 years ago
        
        Not yer !yddub, !yug
      2. AdamJ 10 years ago
        
        +1 Young Guns II
2. Rebel Scum 10 years ago
  
  I'm not your pal, friend.
  1. UnCivilServant 10 years ago
    
    I'm not your friend, Rebel Scum.
  2. sloopyinTEXAS 10 years ago
    
    This is why nobody takes libertarians seriously, buddy.
    1. UnCivilServant 10 years ago
      
      Nobody takes you guys seriously because you're a herd of cats.
  3. Rich 10 years ago
    
    I'm not your dneirf, Catherine.
  4. Almanian - Trump's Woodchipper 10 years ago
    
    This is why I should look downthre....
    
    Nah, fuck it. Great minds, etc. etc.
    1. Swiss Servator, rudert schwer! 10 years ago
      
      Me too.
      
      *facepalm*
      1. SimonJester 10 years ago
        
        Not I!
        
        *mlapecaf*
Lord Humungus 10 years ago

ha.
ant1sthenes 10 years ago

Dems? Aren't the Dems also the ones getting paid off by Uber to protect it?
1. AdamJ 10 years ago
  
  Dem accept graft from all comers.
  1. Loki 10 years ago
    
    Setiously, is "phrasing" dead?
Francisco d'Anconia 10 years ago

Late "SLAP!" from the mountain time zone.

Or

"TDM !PALS"
Robert 10 years ago

Payne does it again! Why the ski pole? Why the hubs w no axles? Why sign something like that?
*GILMORE* 10 years ago

I don't get it

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