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Webb Formally Announces, Sanders Rakes in Donations, Trio Apply for Marriage Licenses: P.M. Links

Scott Shackford | 7.2.2015 4:30 PM

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    Former Virginia Sen. Jim Webb has formally entered the race for president as a Democrat. Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker will be formally joining the race as a Republican on July 13.

  • Bernie Sanders' campaign has raised $15 million since it launched in April. Just think of how many starving children that could feed!
  • Star Trek's George Takei called Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas "a clown in blackface" over his dissenting opinion in Obergefell v. Hodges, the case that made gay marriage recognition the law of the land.
  • In the wake of the aforementioned Supreme Court ruling, a trio in Montana has applied for marriage licenses and seek the same government recognition.
  • The United Kingdom has admitted it illegally snooped on Amnesty International and kept its communications.
  • The governor of Pennsylvania has vetoed legislation to eliminate the state-run system of alcohol sales and privatize it. Gov. Tom Wolf, a Democrat, said, "It makes bad business sense for the Commonwealth and consumers to sell off an asset, especially before maximizing its value." So consumers and retailers don't have actual freedom because the state wants to make money.
  • Measles has killed its first patient in the United States in 12 years.
  • Have a happy Independence Day weekend, to the extent that your local government permits you to! (Or defy them and have even more fun!)

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  1. Fist of Etiquette   10 years ago

    Former Virginia Sen. Jim Webb has formally entered the race for president as a Democrat.

    We all waited with bated breath and can now let out a collective yawn.

    1. Rufus J. Firefly   10 years ago

      Hello.

      “Bernie Sanders’ campaign has raised $15 million since it launched in April. Just think of how many starving children that could feed!”

      Or how many deodorants you can buy all those orphans! They stink after a long day in the mines.

      1. Sevo   10 years ago

        I think the current market is two orphans for I spray can……….
        Oh, wait! I thought you posed ‘think how many deodorants you can buy with all those orphans’!

    2. Cytotoxic   10 years ago

      Not me. I love the possibility of having a sane Dem in the race.

      1. Fist of Etiquette   10 years ago

        Hillary is inevitable.

        1. PapayaSF   10 years ago

          People keep saying that, but I’m not so sure. So much baggage, so many scandals.

          1. Cytotoxic   10 years ago

            Yeah. Wasn’t she inevitable in ’08?

            1. PapayaSF   10 years ago

              Yes, so they said.

    3. Free Society   10 years ago

      I think we’re supposed to freak out every time a Democrat enters the race and say “hahaha the Democrats are fighting among themselves!”, just like Dems have been doing every time republican candidate takes a swing at another. As if it weren’t normal for primary candidates seeking the same fucking job.

      Dems find something respectable about the way their party machine basically makes certain candidates “inevitable”.

  2. Fist of Etiquette   10 years ago

    Bernie Sanders’ campaign has raised $15 million since it launched in April.

    I hope all that was only in one denomination.

    1. Rufus J. Firefly   10 years ago

      When I was a teller back in the day – I told stories…get it? Never mind – we had a client come in and ask for $400 U.S. dollars.

      All in one dollar bills.

      1. Medical Physics Guy   10 years ago

        That was back when strippers were happy enough with one dollar tips. Twenties now.

        1. Rufus J. Firefly   10 years ago

          Living wage, bra. Living wage.

    2. Trials and Trippelations   10 years ago

      Saw a Sanders-Warren bumper sticker today. I was disappointed to see the car had a NH license plate, not Mass

      1. grrizzly   10 years ago

        Yesterday I saw a white Mercedes SUV in Boston with the “Libertarian” bumper sticker. It had a MA license plate.

        1. Lee G   10 years ago

          Liar liar pants on fire

      2. DEG   10 years ago

        We live in the end times.

  3. Fist of Etiquette   10 years ago

    Star Trek‘s George Takei called Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas “a clown in blackface” over his dissenting opinion…

    The phrase “Uncle Tom” must have escaped Sulu there.

    1. Florida Man   10 years ago

      It doesn’t make any sense. Does Takei think there are no black clowns?

      1. Aresen   10 years ago

        You mean, other than Al Sharpton and the current POTUS?

        1. Florida Man   10 years ago

          BURN!

    2. The DerpRider   10 years ago

      Set phasers to woodchipper.

      1. gaoxiaen   10 years ago

        -1 Klingon around Uranus

    3. Mickey Rat   10 years ago

      Of course he did. Thomas offended Takei’s pre ioud feelings. Complete emotional engagement at the expense of intellect.

    4. Princess Trigger   10 years ago

      See, that’s how you show people you’re a Good Winner – make racist remarks.

      1. Hamster of Doom   10 years ago

        It’s okay to be racist to a black conservative. Serves them right for thinking other than they’re told.

    5. chipper me timbers   10 years ago

      “computer. Set woodchipper to stun”

  4. Fist of Etiquette   10 years ago

    The governor of Pennsylvania has vetoed legislation to eliminate the state-run system of alcohol sales and privatize it.

    That was pretty inevitable. Elections have consequences, Pennsylvania.

    1. Francisco d'Anconia   10 years ago

      Nice to see nothing has changed in Pennsyltucky.

      1. Francisco d'Anconia   10 years ago

        Actually, I retract that joke.

        Used to be the only state PA could make fun of for being backwards was KY.

        Now the folks in KY make PA jokes.

        1. robc   10 years ago

          We have stupid alcohol laws, but nothing like PA.

          1. Tejicano   10 years ago

            Years ago a buddy of mine came from PA to visit me in AZ. We were at a normal supermarket where he stood dumbfounded for about 10 minutes in the alcohol aisle. All the booze you could imagine for sale on a sunday morning at Safeway.

            1. jesse.in.mb   10 years ago

              Same thing when out-of-state students would go to the Ralph’s (Kroeger everywhere else) or Rite Aid near the school for the first time.

              “…BUT THERE’S LIQUOR ON THE SHELVES…OF A GROCERY STORE”

              1. DEG   10 years ago

                .BUT THERE’S LIQUOR ON THE SHELVES…OF A GROCERY STORE

                As there should be. Here me PA and NH? Especially NH.. “Live free or die!” right?

    2. DEG   10 years ago

      I laughed when I read this:

      “It makes bad business sense for the Commonwealth and consumers to sell off an asset, especially before maximizing its value,”

      1. Fist of Etiquette   10 years ago

        Nonsense words.

  5. Once More Into the Hopper   10 years ago

    Measles has killed its first patient in the United States in 12 years

    A blemish on the face of the republic.

    1. WoodchipperPatriarch   10 years ago

      I laughed.

  6. Fist of Etiquette   10 years ago

    Measles has killed its first patient in the United States in 12 years.

    We can’t go a dozen measly years without such a fatality?

    1. Medical Physics Guy   10 years ago

      Exactly the most vulnerable sort of person — someone with an immune system suppressed by medications.

      Having said that, the USA Today article linked to spends approx 2 paragraphs on what actually happened, then fills the article out with random vaccine talking points including statements from Paul Offit? How about some actual reporting on what happened? I don’t need to hear Offit turn the handle for the zillionth time.

  7. Medical Physics Guy   10 years ago

    Godzilla better watch out for the nuclear scorpion crawling around Japan.

    1. Fist of Etiquette   10 years ago

      Mechagodzilla can handle it.

    2. AlmightyJB   10 years ago

      That was disappointing

  8. Jordan   10 years ago

    N. Korean scientist flees to Finland with info on inhumane experiments

    The 47-year-old left with 15 gigabytes worth of data and information regarding human experimentation, which he felt may have crossed ethical boundaries according to Yonhap News Agency.

    The researcher plans to present and hand over the information to the European parliament later this month.

    At least the prisoners probably weren’t subjected to 23 kinds of deodorant.

    1. Fist of Etiquette   10 years ago

      That’s a lot of floppy disks.

    2. WoodchipperPatriarch   10 years ago

      Greece will vote to sell him back to NK for a suitcase of hard currency.

      1. Brett L   10 years ago

        I laughed.

    3. Aresen   10 years ago

      I really hope this guy does not have any family left behind in North Korea.

      1. Rt. Hon. Judge Woodrow Chipper   10 years ago

        Are NK scientists allowed to have families?

    4. Jerry on the sea   10 years ago

      and information regarding human experimentation, which he felt may have crossed ethical boundaries

      I don’t think they really ate the rabbits.

  9. Juvenile Bluster   10 years ago

    Have a happy Independence Day weekend, to the extent that your local government permits you to! (Or defy them and have even more fun!)

    Does this mean you lazy bums won’t be gracing us with lynx tomorrow?

    1. Scott S.   10 years ago

      That was a hint, yes.

      1. Fist of Etiquette   10 years ago

        Let freedom ring in lieu of their alarm clocks.

    2. Raven Nation   10 years ago

      SOP for public holidays.

      1. Florida Man   10 years ago

        Tomorrow is the 3rd. *tears calendar off wall* THE MOTHER FUCKING 3RD!!!!

  10. jesse.in.mb   10 years ago

    Bernie Sanders’ campaign has raised $15 million since it launched in April. Just think of how many starving children that could feed!

    The market has provided me with too many candidate choices.

    1. Rt. Hon. Judge Woodrow Chipper   10 years ago

      I lol’d.

  11. Enough About Woodchippers   10 years ago

    Measles has killed its first patient in the United States in 12 years.

    Maybe, but at least they didn’t get teh autism.

    1. Aresen   10 years ago

      It would be appropriate if the funeral cortege passed in front of Jenny McCarthy’s home.

  12. Stormy Dragon   10 years ago

    MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT UP! AH, DAMN YOU! GOD DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!

    Sssssssssss! The advent of bubble wrap that doesn’t pop

    1. WoodchipperPatriarch   10 years ago

      I never understood how that was considered fun.

      1. Fist of Etiquette   10 years ago

        My mother was obsessed with it, and she was pretty no-nonsense.

        1. lap83   10 years ago

          Yeah, obsession is a better word for it than fun. It’s like scratching an itch.

      2. Stormy Dragon   10 years ago

        Of course not. Even if your drums had the dexterity to grip a single bubble, how could the pleasing pop hope to be heard over the cacophony of your engine?

    2. Tejicano   10 years ago

      This is NOT progress!

  13. Fist of Etiquette   10 years ago

    …a trio in Montana has applied for marriage licenses and seek the same government recognition.

    YOU’RE MAKING A MOCKERY OUT OF THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE LICENSING.

    1. Hamster of Doom   10 years ago

      One would think the divorce statistics make a mockery of the sanctity of marriage licencing.

  14. Jordan   10 years ago

    Enjoy this hilarious comic about chemtrails.

    1. jesse.in.mb   10 years ago

      Before I hover over your link and see if it’s SMBC, is it SMBC? Does it involve squirrels?

      *hovers mouse*

      Yesssssss.

    2. PapayaSF   10 years ago

      +1

  15. jesse.in.mb   10 years ago

    “We’ve already found a secret memo coming out of the Justice Department,” DeLay claimed. “They’re now going to go after 12 new perversions, things like bestiality, polygamy, having sex with little boys and making that legal. Not only that, but they have a whole list of strategies to go after the churches, the pastors, and any businesses that tries to assert their religious liberty. This is coming and it’s coming like a tidal wave.”

    12 new perversions, folks! He only listed three. Help me come up with 9 other perversions to round out the ‘secret Justice Department memo’.

    Wartysex? Dendrophilia?…

    1. Medical Physics Guy   10 years ago

      having sex with little boys and making that legal

      Because Republicans have shown so much moral rectitude on that subject.

      1. jesse.in.mb   10 years ago

        He didn’t technically say he was against all the allegedly coming changes.

    2. Aresen   10 years ago

      I wouldn’t call ‘politics’ a ‘new‘ perversion.

    3. The DerpRider   10 years ago

      http://thetravisty.com/Saturda…..stress.htm

    4. Warty   10 years ago

      Is it sounding? I hope it’s sounding.

      1. jesse.in.mb   10 years ago

        Is sounding illegal where you live?

        1. Warty   10 years ago

          I’m going to say…probably?

          1. Florida Man   10 years ago

            Is sounding the one where you put sticks up your per hole?

            1. Florida Man   10 years ago

              Per = pee

            2. jesse.in.mb   10 years ago

              Yes. Although generally surgical grade metal, not sticks.

              1. Florida Man   10 years ago

                Well somebody is spoiled.

                *goes back to jamming bamboo stick in urethra*

                1. MoriahJovan   10 years ago

                  Haven’t been feeling well.

                  *goes back to jamming bamboo stick in urethra*

                  First thing I laughed at all day.

              2. Ted S.   10 years ago

                Dear god that sounds painful.

                1. Florida Man   10 years ago

                  At first you hate it, then you crave it.

    5. Raven Nation   10 years ago

      Necrophilia.

      Watching HBO.

    6. Hamster of Doom   10 years ago

      Prostitution. We need some legal fuckery for money. Everyone else gets to.

    7. Florida Man   10 years ago

      Necrophilia, coprophagia, self marriage, robosexuals, reincarnated chain marriages, marrying a ghost. That’s what I got off the top of my head.

      1. Medical Physics Guy   10 years ago

        I’m game for a chain marriage. I’ll be some billionairess’s kept man our of her harem of hundreds, and in return as a man of middle class means, I get two or three kept women, and maybe they get a man each.

        1. lap83   10 years ago

          “I get two or three kept women, and maybe they get a man each.”

          How nice of you

      2. Juvenile Bluster   10 years ago

        Well, to combat robosexuality, all we need to do is show people the Space Pope’s video on the subject, right?

        1. Florida Man   10 years ago

          All kidding aside, I would do anything for a Lucy Liu bot.

    8. jesse.in.mb   10 years ago

      Do American heteros do “dogging” or is that purely British?

      1. Florida Man   10 years ago

        Please explain.

        1. jesse.in.mb   10 years ago

          Dogging is public, exhibitionistic sex with a touch of swinging thrown in for fun. Usually in parks or local woods.

          The government seems keen on cracking down on this practice. I find the British pastime delightful.

          1. Florida Man   10 years ago

            I think the sex offender stuff here clamps down on it. Sounds fun though.

          2. sarcasmic   10 years ago

            Gays used to do that in rest areas on the highway. Now they’re all closed.

            1. jesse.in.mb   10 years ago

              I like how you posit that as causation even though travel motels and small towns along road trip routes are also in significant decline, and food court/gas station complexes with bathrooms are on the rise.

              1. Florida Man   10 years ago

                I don’t think he said it caused it, it just happened.

                1. jesse.in.mb   10 years ago

                  Not the first time he’s brought it up. He has asserted causation in the past.

                  1. Florida Man   10 years ago

                    I wasn’t privy to that. Carry on.

                  2. sarcasmic   10 years ago

                    Not the first time he’s brought it up. He has asserted causation in the past.

                    I thought there was causation because that’s what “they” say, but after doing some research I found no definitive proof. So it looks like mere correlation. Though there could be a causal relationship there. Just because I found no proof doesn’t mean it doesn’t exist.

                    1. jesse.in.mb   10 years ago

                      Just because I found no proof doesn’t mean it doesn’t exist.

                      No, but it’s a poor fit for the evidence if you take into account changes in infrastructure need following air travel deregulation and shifting transportation funding priorities.

                    2. sarcasmic   10 years ago

                      I’m not asserting anything. Lighten up.

            2. Ted S.   10 years ago

              Who closed all the gays?

          3. Tejicano   10 years ago

            I’ve noticed that Japanese seem to be into dogging, …well.., …er… …at least that’s what some people tell me.

      2. Medical Physics Guy   10 years ago

        Dogging videos always disappoint. Always looks like a couple dozen creepy guys wandering around the woods while a chick gives a couple of handjobs out her car window.

        1. fish   10 years ago

          The “Blair Witch Project” of amateur porn….shaky and poorly acted.

      3. paranoid android   10 years ago

        British girls don’t even need men–they score on their own.

        1. Timon 19   10 years ago

          Ouch.

    9. Fist of Etiquette   10 years ago

      How many perversions are actually illegal these days? That’s the starting point to narrowing this shit down.

      1. jesse.in.mb   10 years ago

        I DON’T KNOW!

        Public sex, sex for money and sex with people/things that can’t (legally/otherwise) consent I’d imagine.

        1. Old Man With Candy   10 years ago

          sex with people/things that can’t (legally/otherwise) consent

          MY DOG IS NOT A “THING”, YOU FILTHY QUEER!

      2. sarcasmic   10 years ago

        It depends on the whims of the cops and judges. Rule of law is dead.

      3. PapayaSF   10 years ago

        They balance it out by making old things illegal, like kissing a coed at a party without asking first.

      4. DEG   10 years ago

        Too many.

    10. Homple   10 years ago

      All taken from “The Imp of the Polymorphous Perverse”, by Edgar A. Freud.

    11. Rt. Hon. Judge Woodrow Chipper   10 years ago

      Taking bribes?

    12. Tejicano   10 years ago

      What the… As if a man married to one woman isn’t torture enough!

    13. Red Rocks Rockin   10 years ago

      Doesn’t Wartysex encompass 3 or 4 perversions all by itself?

  16. Rufus J. Firefly   10 years ago

    “Measles has killed its first patient in the United States in 12 years”

    Who to blame? Who will Obama blame?

    1. Hamster of Doom   10 years ago

      And let’s see how the vaccine fares.

      Everything has risks. Bathtubs. Summer storms. The common cold. Sex and chocolate. Ban all the things!

      1. Marshall Gill   10 years ago

        Let me see. 1 death from the disease in 12 years and over 300 deaths from the vaccine in the past 25. Yeah, only an imbecile would defy odds like that.

        1. Pi Guy   10 years ago

          You know that that poster of Jenny McCarthy over your bed is for jerking off to – right?

          1. Marshall Gill   10 years ago

            I am not familiar with Jenny McCarthy. Does she believe that even though a vaccine might be statistically more dangerous than the actual disease, you should get vaccinated for feels anyway? Better dead than stupid?

            1. jesse.in.mb   10 years ago

              Wow, that doesn’t take the risks of measles returning to common childhood illness status into account even a little bit.

              1. Hamster of Doom   10 years ago

                Ban the vaccine, ban the measles, solve everyone’s problems. Ban childhood too. They only exists for perverted reasons anyhow, and I’m pretty sure we can get them classified as an STD.

                SIT DOWN.
                SHUT UP.
                STAY SAFE.

                1. Marshall Gill   10 years ago

                  1 dead in 12 years. Over 300 dead in 25 from the vaccine. Why would someone take it, again? I didn’t even list the number of non-deadly reactions from the vaccine. You smart people all have your small pox vaccines and polio, right? And would immediately get a vaccine for Ebola if available, right? If they make any vaccine, only an idiot wouldn’t take it, regardless of actual statistics?

                  In no case have I ever said, or even thought for that matter, “ban”.

            2. Warty   10 years ago

              Does she believe that even though a vaccine might be statistically more dangerous than the actual disease, you should get vaccinated for feels anyway? Better dead than stupid?

              You’re really fucking stupid, dude. Someone needs to tell you.

              1. Marshall Gill   10 years ago

                Someone needs to tell you.

                Please do.

        2. Cytotoxic   10 years ago

          You realize the reason the measles death rate is so low is because the of the vaccine right numbskull?

          1. Marshall Gill   10 years ago

            And this has what to do with current statistical risk? WTF? Even though the risk from the measles vaccine is greater than the risk from the fucking disease get one anyway? Jenny McCarthy gargle-bargle something something?

            1. Cytotoxic   10 years ago

              You’ve done a marvelous job at missing the point. No comprehension at all. Like Warty said, you’re really fucking stupid.

              1. Marshall Gill   10 years ago

                Bizarro world. I point out that the vaccine is currently more deadly than the disease and you mention the vaccines effectiveness in the past. I never mentioned Jenny McCarthy or autism or used the generic “vaccine”. Yeah for the measles vaccine! Jenny McCarthy is an idiot!

                I am convinced by your highly intellectual arguments. I think that you should all go out and get that measles vaccine right now! Cytofascist, you should get two!

                A simple observation about statistical risk and you people shit yourselves. You probably couldn’t find a better example of groupthink on HuffPo.

        3. Old Man With Candy   10 years ago

          Yeah, only an imbecile would…

          …not understand what those numbers mean.

  17. Warty   10 years ago

    The governor of Pennsylvania has vetoed legislation to eliminate the state-run system of alcohol sales and privatize it. Gov. Tom Wolf, a Democrat, said, “It makes bad business sense for the Commonwealth and consumers to sell off an asset, especially before maximizing its value.” So consumers and retailers don’t have actual freedom because the state wants to make money.

    MOTHER. FUCKER. I just moved back to this shithole and this is how it repays me.

    1. The DerpRider   10 years ago

      C’mon. Who doesn’t want to go to the bar to overpay for a six pack?

    2. Enough About Woodchippers   10 years ago

      I just moved back to this shithole

      It will be interesting to see if PA and OH’s violent rape stats flip-flop.

    3. Rt. Hon. Judge Woodrow Chipper   10 years ago

      One wonders how Camden manages to be so fucked up.

    4. Tejicano   10 years ago

      Warty, it was a trap. You, of all people, should understand these things.

    5. Old Man With Candy   10 years ago

      I noticed that you’ve been saying “yinz” a lot recently.

  18. Theoretical Bi Irish   10 years ago

    VOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOXXXXXXXXXXXXX!

    “3 reasons the American Revolution was a mistake”

    “America would have a better system of government if we’d stuck with Britain

    “In the US, activists wanting to put a price on carbon emissions spent years trying to put together a coalition to make it happen, mobilizing sympathetic businesses and philanthropists and attempting to make bipartisan coalition ? and they still failed to pass cap and trade, after millions of dollars and man hours. In the UK, the Conservative government decided it wanted a carbon tax. So there was a carbon tax. Just like that. Passing big, necessary legislation ? in this case, legislation that’s literally necessary to save the planet ? is a whole lot easier with parliaments than presidential systems.”

    Guys, in other countries you can just pass super sweeping legislation with virtually no checks or balances. Why, when Hitler wanted to pass the Nuremberg Laws, he just did it! No obstructionist Republicans or anything!

    1. Theoretical Bi Irish   10 years ago

      I also like the argument that the British would have been nicer to the natives. There are about 40 million Indians who were starved to death by the British Raj who would likely disagree.

      1. Theoretical Bi Irish   10 years ago

        The British government starving all those Indians to death with idiotic colonial policy is also what made Howard Fast a communist when he saw it because he was in India as a war correspondent.

      2. Red Rocks Rockin   10 years ago

        Not to mention the Zulus.

    2. Raven Nation   10 years ago

      Two thoughts:

      1. If you can pass legislation the way the Brits did, you can repeal it just as easily (see Australia & carbon taxes).

      2. The argument in favor of a parliamentary system has strange bedfellows:

      http://www.cato.org/events/onc…..nt-america

      1. Cytotoxic   10 years ago

        I am coming around against presidential systems in favor of parliamentary ones.

    3. grrizzly   10 years ago

      More from the article:

      Government spending in parliamentary countries is about 5 percent of GDP higher, after controlling for other factors, than in presidential countries. If you believe in redistribution, that’s very good news indeed.

      1. jesse.in.mb   10 years ago

        What the? I’d be kind of curious to know if that was actually due to redistribution, some kind of inherent inefficiency, or some other cause.

        Parliament excels at redistributing money from taxpayers to sinecure bureaucrats!

      2. Medical Physics Guy   10 years ago

        So that’s it? More government spending equals better redistribution? It was so simple all along.

    4. Wasteland Wanderer   10 years ago

      Fucking Tories.

      1. Stormy Dragon   10 years ago

        Ah, another of the mysterious 12 perversions.

    5. lap83   10 years ago

      Plus, if we were still British we’d all be witty and sophisticated with cool accents instead of gun-toting hillbillies

      /probably the main reason

  19. rts   10 years ago

    Transit referendum: Voters say no to new Metro Vancouver tax, transit improvements

    Not just no, but “fuck no”.

    1. Ted S.   10 years ago

      Is the NDP saying yet that the people of Vancouver don’t know what’s good for them?

    2. Aresen   10 years ago

      I smiled when I saw that. (It’s buried very deep on the CBC’s web page.)

    3. Pan Zagloba   10 years ago

      I have no idea what the hell mayors were expecting.

      “Hey, government? Remember that referendum about sales tax you lost and almost cost you an election?”
      “Yes?”
      “We want you to increase sales tax, and give us all the money.”
      “What? OK but there will be a referendum”
      “No fair! Why don’t you want to fall for our benefit?”

      Scary that City of Vancouver proper almost voted for. Fuck, ours is the most posturing, worthless piece of shit of all the mayors involved.

      1. Cytotoxic   10 years ago

        Why do you live in that overrated overpriced hipster den? Seriously, Victoria at least has some charm and better traffic. And drier weather. Still no opportunity though.

        1. Pan Zagloba   10 years ago

          Friends and jobs. Can’t be arsed to restart my life in some cold crappy place, which is rest of Canada, and rest of BC is pretty shit for tech jobs.

          1. Cytotoxic   10 years ago

            I guess those are the only kinds of jobs Van has.

    4. Rt. Hon. Judge Woodrow Chipper   10 years ago

      I love how they say services have to be cut. They have no problem raising taxes, but raising bus fares by 50 cents is worse than calling Mohammad a fag.

      Public servants are stupid assholes. No exceptions. (Sorry Rand.)

      1. Cytotoxic   10 years ago

        Rand isn’t stupid.

  20. Derpetologist   10 years ago

    Spot the Not: police mottos

    1. Phoenix Police Department: Total Policing

    2. Detroit Police Department: Making Detroit a Safer Place to Live, Work, and Visit

    3. Minneapolis Police Department: To Protect with Courage, To Serve with Compassion

    4. New York Police Department: Fidelis ad Mortem (Faithful unto death)

    5. Chicago Police Department: We Serve and Protect

    6. Los Angeles Police Department: To Protect and to Serve

    1. Enough About Woodchippers   10 years ago

      I see # 3 on the pig-mobiles here in the City of Lakes. BTW, this city is so fucked up that the annual Aquatennial will no longer take place on the chain of lakes, but rather, downtown.

      1. The Knuckle   10 years ago

        Don’t you realize that we in the People’s Republic of MN are protecting you from drowning near all that water? Our state (gov’t) sucks.

    2. 0x90   10 years ago

      Gonna have to go with #1.

      (and the last two just made me think To Serve Man, which then of course made me think How to Cook for Forty Humans…)

    3. Medical Physics Guy   10 years ago

      5 is true, remember it from childhood

      I’ll go with the obvious — 1

    4. Derpetologist   10 years ago

      1 is the Not, but Total Policing is the motto of London’s police force.

      1. 0x90   10 years ago

        I thought theirs was “Cameras in All the Places.”

    5. gaoxiaen   10 years ago

      4

  21. Palin's Buttplug   10 years ago

    Scott Walker signs bill banning microbeads

    http://www.jsonline.com/news/s…..04961.html

    Have you Peanuts seen this?

    Sorry – been busy.

    1. Enough About Woodchippers   10 years ago

      Sorry – been busy.

      We understand. Obama isn’t just going to fellate himself.

      1. Austrian Anarchy   10 years ago

        I say he can. Actually I think I say that every time I hear his voice.

    2. sarcasmic   10 years ago

      You were missed less than a herpes outbreak.

    3. lafe.long   10 years ago

      microbeads

      For tight-asses?

    4. Mike M.   10 years ago

      Yes, we know: you’ve been working on your crappy rock and roll book, fuckface.

  22. Free Society   10 years ago

    Bernie Sanders’ campaign has raised $15 million since it launched in April. Just think of how many starving children that could feed!

    You don’t necessarily need a choice of 15 million different dollars when children are hungry in this country.

  23. Mazakon   10 years ago

    PETA members dress up as orcas at airport

    Since killer whales have anything to do with airlines

    1. Rufus J. Firefly   10 years ago

      Weirdos.

      People are already stressed out at airports and they have to see these blubber-brains in action?

    2. lap83   10 years ago

      They’re targeting little kids who are going to Seaworld with their parents. If you assume the most cowardly, slimy motive for PETA, you’ll usually be right.

      1. lap83   10 years ago

        (that should be *on vacation with their parents, if it wasn’t clear)

    3. Austrian Anarchy   10 years ago

      Airliners crashing into the oceans will kill a whale sooner or later. THEY MUST BE STOPPED BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE!
      All whale lives matter.
      Whales have human rights, the same as dogs and cats.

  24. OldMexican   10 years ago

    Bernie Sanders’ campaign has raised $15 million since it launched in April. Just think of how many starving children that could feed!

    Oh, stop it! We all know it is deodorant use that starves children!

    Star Trek‘s George Takei called Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas “a clown in blackface” over his dissenting opinion in Obergefell v. Hodges

    “It’s not racism when WE do it!”

    Former Virginia Sen. Jim Webb has formally entered the race for president as a Democrat.

    He dipped his toe and he didn’t go “Brr!”

    Measles has killed its first patient in the United States in 12 years.

    “That’s one death too many! Let’s spend some money!”

  25. Juvenile Bluster   10 years ago

    Star Trek’s George Takei called Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas “a clown in blackface” over his dissenting opinion in Obergefell v. Hodges

    My prog friends on the subject: Sure, he shouldn’t have said it, but he was angry, and Scalia’s dissent was really dumb, so he can be excused for it.

    1. Rufus J. Firefly   10 years ago

      They have no integrity.

      But you knew that.

      1. Juvenile Bluster   10 years ago

        Of course I knew that.

        1. Florida Man   10 years ago

          Well this is the first I’m hearing of it. #:-0

  26. Sansos   10 years ago

    Does anyone know of any other decent libertarian blogs, I’m currently reading david friedman’s, BHL, Star Slate Codex(not libertarian but pretty damn good), and Coordination Problem.

    1. Sansos   10 years ago

      Or hell blogs in general.

    2. 0x90   10 years ago

      dailykos is pretty good.

      1. Austrian Anarchy   10 years ago

        VOX seems to be quite competitive with the Cosmotarians on these marriage issues.

    3. Terc   10 years ago

      http://www.cafehayek.com
      http://www.cato.org/blog

      1. AlmightyJB   10 years ago

        Yeah, at Cato under publications there is the Cato Policy Report which is produced every other month. There are usually some pretty good articles in them.

        http://www.cato.org/policy-report/mayjune-2015

        1. AlmightyJB   10 years ago

          The last link downloads the whole report as a PDF.

  27. lafe.long   10 years ago

    University of Vermont: Blue Eye Color Is Linked to Alcoholism, New Study From School Suggests

    The authors found that primarily European Americans with light-colored eyes — including green, grey and brown in the center — had a higher incidence of alcohol dependency than those with dark brown eyes, with the strongest tendency among blue-eyed individuals. The study outlines the genetic components that determine eye color and shows that they line up along the same chromosome as the genes related to excessive alcohol use.

    1. coloraDOOM   10 years ago

      Blue eyes. Irish. I’m doomed.
      I’ll go make another margarita.

  28. lafe.long   10 years ago

    Woman dies from brain-eating amoeba

    Humans are infected by the amoeba, Naegleria fowleri, when swimming or diving in fresh, warm water. The amoeba then migrates through the nose and skull, where it reaches the brain and begins to destroy brain tissue.

    1. AlmightyJB   10 years ago

      That’s terrifying

  29. Austrian Anarchy   10 years ago

    Obergefell v. Hodges, the case that madegay marriage recognition homosexual relationships another regulated activity the law of the land.

    In the wake of the aforementioned Supreme Court ruling, a trio in Montana has applied for marriage licenses and seek the same government recognition. regulation.

    FTFY

    The whole thing could be fixed if the government were prohibited from adult relationship regulation. Would be awesome if the writers and spell-checkers at Reason would adopt a liberty stance on this issue too.

  30. Brett L   10 years ago

    Not happy, but not openly derisive

  31. Rufus J. Firefly   10 years ago

    It was the 1990s. I was doing some grownings ups in the 1980s. You know, watching The A-Team, kissing Emilia, partying with nutcase French-Canadians, winning MVP – ahem – soccer awards, New Wave music, blah, blah.

  32. Ted S.   10 years ago

    Speaking of soccer awards, at least England didn’t go out on penalties last night.

  33. Rufus J. Firefly   10 years ago

    No. What they got was worse.

  34. Ted S.   10 years ago

    I probably should have put a smiley on my comment.

  35. Rufus J. Firefly   10 years ago

    I figured you’d be pleased.

  36. Morpheus was right   10 years ago

    +1 rochambeau

  37. Sansos   10 years ago

    how could it be a trick question im just fairly lazy and want to profit from other peoples experiences.

  38. GILMORE, LVL20 Blowhard   10 years ago

    I always thought the writers there were commenters here.

    Doesn’t someone link there from their handle? Am i thinking of someone from like 6 years ago? (possibly)

  39. Sansos   10 years ago

    thank you

  40. Cytotoxic   10 years ago

    The Federalist can be good (or really stupid) but it isn’t libertarian.

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