In the wee small hours, I will appear on the humorous Fox News surrealism program, Red Eye w/ Tom Shillue, to talk about subjects such as:
* Hillary Clinton's crushingly banal emails.
* Ted Cruz's impressively awful Simpsons impersonations.
* Oliver Stone's portentous Edward Snowden trailer.
* TV Land's idiotic yanking of Dukes of Hazzard.
* Other important topics, like dog breeding and text breakups and penis size.
It's all there at 3 a.m.!