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Bruce Jenner Is Now Caitlyn Jenner

And appears on July's Vanity Fair cover

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It's against nature to make her look so young. She's in her sixties, for heaven's sake:

Paste this on your old Wheaties boxes.
Annie Leibovitz

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Books Editor Jesse Walker is the author of Rebels on the Air and The United States of Paranoia.

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  1. Its against nature

    Oh, you . . . .

    1. WTF

      I instantly heard “Goodbye Horses” in my head.

      1. Bobarian (sexbot hand model)

        “Was she a big fat girl?”

        1. Charles Easterly

          Roomy?

        2. Rhywun

          Quid pro quo, Caitlyn!

      2. Chumby

        It puts the lotion on its skin.

  2. Homple

    He could just as well decide he’s Marie of Romania, for all I care.

  3. Gene

    Nice alt text!

    1. WTF

      I would have gone with “Would you fuck me? I’d fuck me; I’d fuck me hard”.

    2. Bobarian (sexbot hand model)

      I’d think Cocoa Puffs:

      “I’m koo-koo 4…”

      Or Lucky Charms:

      “They took me Lucky Charms!”

      would be more appropriate cereal boxes.

  4. Episiarch

    “Call me Ishmael. I mean Caitlyn. I mean Catelyn Stark.”

    1. Krieger's Waifu

      Lady stoneheart?

      1. NO SPOILERS

        1. Charles Easterly

          My food almost spoiled.

        2. Sudden

          We’re now officially allowed to spoil things in the book that the show refuses to acknowledge since the show is now spoiling the book for those of us with basic literacy.

          1. Or you have a fundamental misunderstanding about what the show is “supposed” to be. Expecting the show to be a twin if the book and judging the show based on that is a fool’s errand.

            It’s a separate piece of art. Treat it like one.

            1. Sudden

              except that is wasn’t for the first 3-4 seasons. It remained mostly faithful to the books for four years with only minor deviations. But this season it has ventured off into re-writing things wholesale and deserves scorn for it, even if last night’s episode and fabrication was bad ass.

              1. But they did make changes early on and it was obvious those changes would have major impacts on the story later. What’s the show going to do, randomly introduce new characters with no backstory or explanation of who they are?

                The reason Sansa is w/ Ramsay rather than Jeyne Poole is because the show never even mentioned Jeyne Poole other than some random cameo at the beginning where I don’t even believe they give her name. So in order to have the entire Theon storyline unfold they had Sansa enter that relationship instead since it would have made no sense to suddenly bring in a character the audience had never seen.

                There are entire characters who never even appear in Game of Thrones and they didn’t bring back Lady Stoneheart at the end of Season 4 (though there is speculation she’ll show up at the end of this season because the last episode is called “Mother’s Mercy”).

                It’s been growing increasingly different from the books over its entire run so that every season has less in common with the book. Robb even married a completely different woman.

              2. thom

                except that is wasn’t for the first 3-4 seasons. It remained mostly faithful to the books for four years with only minor deviations.

                Right. It remained faithful to the first three books, because they were good books. Books four and five went off the rails. Making anything remotely faithful to those snoozers would not result in compelling television.

              3. UCrawford

                Because they didn’t have the option of waiting another decade or more for Martin to quit fucking around and write the remaining books.

                Don’t like it? Don’t watch the show and wait until Martin writes the books. But whining “it’s not what Martin would have done” is ridiculous and stupid. If HBO did what Martin had done, they’d have shelved the season indefinitely then insulted anyone who asked about the next season. That’s what Martin does.

            2. SimonJester

              … are we still talking about Jenner?

              1. Careless

                No, something more interesting than a crazy old man.

          2. oldengineer

            Didn’t the book mostly spoil the book for those of us with basic literacy?

            I mean.. I was reduced to mailing death threats to the publisher (in absence of any editorial figure) by Book 4.

    2. Hey Nikki!

      That’s actually an apt and fun reference due to the obsession throughout Moby-Dick with classification and its consequences!

      1. Episiarch

        I should have known you’d come in and ruin my joke by saying something intelligent. Thanks a lot. Jerk.

        1. Hey Nikki!

          I almost left it alone, but I thought you would be happier if you got to make fun of me about it.

        2. From hell’s heart you should stab at her.

          1. And he piled upon Nicole’s white hump the sum of all the general hatred and rage felt by his whole race from Adam down; and then, as if his chest had been a mortar, he burst his hot heart’s shell upon it.

            1. Hey Nikki!

              Sexy.

            2. Rich

              “What hump?”

              1. Bobarian (sexbot hand model)

                The white one.

                If you want to be choosy.

                1. SimonJester

                  Racist! ..the white hump … indeed….

              2. Crackers Boy

                I got it…

                CB

          2. Cloudbusting

            When this last task was accomplished it was noon, and the seamen went below to their dinner. Silence reigned over the before tumultuous but now deserted deck. An intense copper calm, like a universal yellow lotus, was more and more unfolding its noiseless measureless leaves upon the sea.

            /favorite

      2. Warty

        NO ONE READS BOOKS YOU NERD

        1. Charles Easterly

          Print is dead.

        2. Rich

          Especially this one.

        3. Hamster of Doom

          … i read books….

          1. ‘read’ is pronounced in the past tense here, right?

      3. “That’s actually an apt and fun reference due to the obsession throughout Moby-Dick with classification and its consequences!”

        Oh God, Nicole, it’s like “the worst” had a baby with Hitler and they named that baby this exact sentence.

    3. Boomer

      “My name is John Johnson, but everyone here calls me Vicki.”

    4. I was thinking Brienne of Jenner.

      1. Chumby

        Hodor

  5. Warty

    Call me Caitlyn. Some years ago- never mind how long precisely- having little or no vag in my pants, and nothing particular to interest me in my dong, I thought I would sail about a little and see the wild side of the world. It is a way I have of driving off the penis and regulating the circulation.

    1. This Machine

      *rises to join in thunderous ovation*

  6. Aresen

    Why am I supposed to care?

    1. Bodica Slayer of Drones

      HOPE AND CHANGE!!!!!

      1. Hamster of Doom

        No. Caitlyn. Says so right in the article.

    2. Hyperion

      Libertarian moment, dude. It has been proclaimed.

  7. So that’s what “John” has been up to.

    1. Episiarch

      Funny as ever, Tulpa. I still can’t understand how you don’t write for The Tonight Show.

      1. HeteroPatriarch

        He’s Tulpa now? These sockpuppets are too hard to keep track of.

        1. Hyperion

          From this point onward, all trolls shall be called Tulpa. So let it be written, so let it be done.

          1. The Sego Sago Kid

            That sounds EXACTLY like something Tulpa would say…

            1. Hyperion

              You got me, I’m Tulpa, you rat fucking bea tagger.

              1. The Sego Sago Kid

                Wait a minute, how can you be Tulpa’s sock puppet when I’m actually Tulpa’s sock puppet?

                It’s Tulpas all the way down!

                1. SimonJester

                  “I am Tulpa!” “No! I am Tulpa! “No, I am Tulpa!” “No! I am Spart…” “Shut up! Wrong movie!”

          2. Charles Easterly

            Even Red Tony?

      2. I’d do him. Uhhhh, her? Nope, him.

  8. WHO’S JENNER TRYING TO FOOL HERE? Total airbrush job.

    1. Drake

      The could have brushed the bulge into a camel-toe.

      1. Enough About Palin

        Which reminds me, Google Image Milla Jovovich Purple. You will not be disappointed.

        1. wwhorton

          Dayum! I’m not even into skinny chicks, but I think it might be because they don’t look like Milla Jovovich.

    2. MP

      I mean, shit, look at the thigh gap. Oh wait…

      1. Enough About Palin

        “Mr. President, we must not allow a thigh gap!”

        /General “Buck” Turgidson

    3. Demonsong

      What 65 year old woman on a magazine cover ISN’T airbrushed nearly beyond recognition?

      1. Bodica Slayer of Drones

        The Breakfast of Champions!!!

      2. Another David

        Hitler?

        Wait, dammit, I know how this joke works. Give me a minute.

        1. Charles Easterly

          You know who else is named David, don’t you?

          No wait, that’s wrong….

          1. Mx Trshmnster of the Dumpster

            David Hitler, my local kosher butcher?

      3. I knew it! Menopause is called that because they grow a penis!

        1. Episiarch

          “Manopause”

        2. Rich

          *** rising intonation ***

          And don’t forget His-terectomy ….

          1. Hyperion

            The patriarchy is everywhere.

        3. Chumby

          Addadicktome surgery?

  9. Bodica Slayer of Drones

    It looks like Janice Dickerson’s twin!!!

    1. Hamster of Doom

      o.O

      O.o

      O.O

      SOME THINGS CANNOT BE UNSEEN.

      1. albo

        I need GPS for my penis because it has retreated into my body and is hiding in fear.

        1. What, you don’t have the “Find my Penis” app?

          h/t to SugarFree. Most hilarious single moment of the Warty DoomCock stories.

          1. Eggs Benedict Cumberbund

            Haze

        2. Bodica Slayer of Drones

          It’s shrinkage, son. Just stay out of cold water and it will grow back.

  10. Bodica Slayer of Drones

    Damn! American medicine has come a long way, baby!!!!

  11. Bodica Slayer of Drones

    When will the new WHEATIES box “come out”?

    1. Rich

      “I’ve been eating them for years!”

      1. Ska

        Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

        /TG

    2. The Bad Captain Madly

      Umm… I’m not sure about the Wheaties box. Maybe the Fruit Loops box would be more appropriate.

  12. Lord Humungus

    Is this the Libertarian Moment?

    1. Bodica Slayer of Drones

      Kaitlyn still votes Republican. Same as Bruce.

      So – nope.

      However, I need to review the laws on this, as I am a notary public.

      1. An *American* one or a Venezuelan one?

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zwN5aJTY-Y

        1. Bodica Slayer of Drones

          Wrong. You’re very, very close with your Venezuela guess though.

    2. Hyperion

      I think this is it.

    3. Yeah, kind of a let down, isn’t it?

  13. sarcasmic

    Ugh. Some things can’t be unseen.

    1. Bodica Slayer of Drones

      Like the man hands?

    2. Warty

      Like your visions of delicious, delicious dicks?

      1. Charles Easterly

        Warty,

        Le Telepath? restaurant can handle that order

        (turn volume down if at work)

        1. Charles Easterly

          Dang it!

          I don’t have time to fix the link, but if you go to Youtube and type in “Happiness and Cyanide Le Telepath?” you’ll be able to watch the short cartoon I failed to provide a link to.

          1. Warty

            Yes, it seems pretty much like sarc.

  14. entropy_factor

    DISGUSTING. For all those who proclaim to “fucking love science”, let me introduce you to basic genetics and the X and Y chromosomes.

    1. This isn’t about genetics, it’s about identity.

      1. Hey Nikki!

        Why do you hate science, logic, and nature, Hugh?

        1. Because I could never get published in any of them.

          1. Logic is a porn magazine. They got bought out last year.

            1. Maybe I should resubmit my paper on baudy syllogisms?

              1. Also known as “limericks”.

                1. SimonJester

                  No, it is all the Tab A and Slot Be jokes.

                2. Cis-Gendered Shitlord

                  Right. Identity is what matters, not biological facts. This is why Bruce Jenner is as every bit a woman and definitely not just a man with a mangled penis.

                  /sarc

        2. Episiarch

          Hugh told me you stand for everything he doesn’t stand for. Also he told me you guys look like dorks.

      2. H?gh_Akston

        This isn’t about genetics, it’s about identity.

        Everything’s about identity with you!

      3. Bodica Slayer of Drones

        Sure, Dame Edna.

        Cheerio!

    2. Bodica Slayer of Drones

      As long as you’re not footing the bill, why the hell do you care?

      1. Homple

        Good point. When I was a kid we had to drive five miles to the carnival in town and pay a quarter to get a short look at a freak show very much inferior to what you can now see for free 24/7 just about anywhere in the country.

        1. Bodica Slayer of Drones

          God Bless America!!#

          1. Homple

            I think the increased availability and zero cost of such entertainment is one of the benefits of the internet.

            1. Bodica Slayer of Drones

              Better than a cat video, n’cest pas?

      2. Sudden

        As long as he’s not preventing some maladjusted psycho who married into the fucking Kardashian family of all things from cutting his dick off, why the hell do you care if he rightly criticizes Bruce Jenner’s make-believe time?

      3. Sam Haysom

        As long as you aren’t conspiring to commit terrorism why do you care about the patriot act. These kind of arguments work both ways. It seems like and engaged far-sighted individual would be interested in and have an opinion on both. That and he is absolutely right Bruce Jenner was born and will die a man.

        1. As long as you aren’t conspiring to commit terrorism why do you care about the patriot act.

          Because the PATRIOT Act has led to the NSA scooping up the personal information of law-abiding citizens and politicians have a storied history of misusing the personal information of law-abiding citizens.

          These kind of arguments work both ways.

          Sounds reasonable. Do you have an example?

          It seems like and engaged far-sighted individual would be interested in and have an opinion on both. That and he is absolutely right Bruce Jenner was born and will die a man.

          I am a voting, tax-paying citizen of the United States. I care what that government I’m paying for is doing. I even care about foreign and past governments because knowing about such things broadens my worldview. I desire to know as little as possible about the Kardashians et al. Every piece of trivia I ingest at the checkout counter about Kylie Jenner or Kim Kardashian’s hindquarters is a waste of disk space.

          1. Sudden

            Culture trumps politics. Whether or not you care to follow Jenner-paloosa, many people will. And it will establish cultural trends that reverberate and affect the world around you, both in terms of your day to day life and the politics of gender/sex-orientation/sex-identity.

            I don’t think you’ll find a single libertarian here arguing that Jenner should be prevented by law from doing what he’s doing. But you’ll find many among us who don’t find it something that merits celebration but actually think Mr. Jenner could use some counseling to deal with the biological reality of his 23rd chromosomal pair. The same way that libertarians believe consenting adults should be free to smoke crack even while we’d encourage people not to smoke crack and recommend treatment for someone who does.

            1. Sam Haysom

              It’s not just the celebration aspect- this cover is a lie. Bruce Jenner looks nothing like this. Donald McCloskey is a far better example of what late-life transsexuals look like. Much of the horrifyingly high levels of suicide associated with transsexualism result from the inevitable failure of the surgeries to make them look like a woman. This cover is selling a version of surgical transformation than is impossible to attain. A libertarianism so permissive that it countenances falsehood in its kowtowing to cultural leftism is a disaster.

              1. Trevor St McGoodbody

                News flash: every magazine cover is a lie. Some just tell greater lies than others.

                What’s your point exactly, though? That we should be less permissive toward transgender people so that they’ll be morally scolded into not doing what they want?

                1. Sam Haysom

                  So basically contrarily to all protesting libertarians you don’t just oppose government coercion you oppose social pressure too. Good at least it’s honest. For libertarians decriminalization is a pretext to wholesale normalization.

              2. Rhywun

                Much of the horrifyingly high levels of suicide associated with transsexualism result from the inevitable failure of the surgeries to make them look like a woman.

                Citation, please – from a reputable source.

                Hell, RuPaul has a dozen “ladies” on his show every year that do a passable impression of a woman with nothing more than makeup and duct tape.

                1. Sam Haysom

                  That’s not transsexualism. That’s crossing dressing. Nathan Lane in the Birdcage isn’t a transsexual he’s a flamboyant gay.

              3. Enough About Palin

                Fuck the cover. Everyone knows he’d only doing this so he can be accepted for admission to Smith. Everyone.

            2. Trevor St McGoodbody

              I’d only recommend drug treatment if there were some indication the person actually needed help. Doing drugs itself doesn’t have to be terribly detrimental and merit well-meaning interference. Similarly, I don’t think Bruce Jenner’s rejection of his “biological reality” inherently means that he’s disturbed or in need of counseling. I see no reason why sex chromosomes have to be all-determinative in who we are, how we look, and how we express ourselves. That’s just fundamentally irrational and ridiculous.

              1. Bobarian (sexbot hand model)

                I don’t think Bruce Jenner’s rejection of his “biological reality” inherently means that he’s disturbed or in need of counseling.

                His behavior on that shitty TV show, on the other hand…

                1. Sam Haysom

                  You believe in magic don’t you.

              2. Sam Haysom

                Chromosomes are now irrational. I’m basically at a loss for words. This is young earth creationism levels of denialism. So basically by your logic you just have to chose to stop having an extra chromosome in order to stop having Downs.

            3. Bobarian (sexbot hand model)

              Imma say it: “Bruce Jenner would have been better off smoking crack!”

          2. Enough About Palin

            “Every piece of trivia I ingest at the checkout counter about Kylie Jenner or Kim Kardashian’s hindquarters is a waste of disk space.”

            Oh, I don’t know…

            http://oceanup.com/wp-content/…..ple-7v.jpg

            1. Brendan

              Given the amount of fame/money that Kardashian/Jenner women have, his is a smart move.

        2. Trevor St McGoodbody

          Who cares if Caitlyn/Bruce dies a biological man? Do you believe anyone is ignorant of that fact?

          The real question is why you think that matters. You’re born and will die the biological child of your parents, but does that mean you can’t consider adopted parents as close to you as any parents could be? You might be carrying the gene for male-pattern baldness. Does that mean you can’t use Rogaine? A woman might be at serious risk for a particularly virulent form of cancer. Do she have to keep her uterus, cervix or breasts in honor of some sort of biological imperative to maintain female body parts?

          You’re making a thoroughly facile argument. Being human means rejecting your biology in so many ways, and if you were at all honest with yourself, you’d realize that you do it, too. Caitlyn/Bruce’s rejection is just “weird,” and you feel icky and uncomfortable about it, so all you can muster is what you believe is a biological trump card. The problem is that no one is asserting that female appearance or surgically altered genitals and breasts makes someone a biological female with XX chromosomes, so it’s hardly worth mentioning.

          1. Sam Haysom

            Rage like the kind you are demonstrating is the byproduct of a refusal to accept biology. This anti-science mindset is rampant among libertarians and fundemtalist. Culture is the residue of biology as libertarians are soon to find out.

            1. MJGreen

              Shut up. Moron.

              1. Sam Haysom

                Stop breathing through your mouth.

    3. Trevor St McGoodbody

      I can’t go a single day without thinking about my chromosomes and how they play such a pivotal role in determining how I dress and who I fuck.

  15. The man hands are strategically hidden from view.

    1. Lord Humungus

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSL4cmFW_GU

      1. Obligatory

    2. Bodica Slayer of Drones

      What about the big ass feet?

  16. Notorious G.K.C.

    The editors of the Onion are pretty much out of a job. They may as well open a chain of Asian Fusion restaurants, they’d have a much better business model.

    1. Sudden

      They can call it Kung Fusion

      1. Charles Easterly

        I went to one but they wouldn’t serve me because someone told them one of the nicknames for Charles is Chuck, and they serve none-Chucks.

        *ducks and runs from room*

      2. IF you haven’t already, go to YouTube and watch Kung Fury.

        Frickin’ awesome, especially if you watched every ’80s action movie ever.

        1. Charles Easterly

          Is it anything like Kung-Pow: Enter the Fist?

      3. Eggs Benedict Cumberbund

        heh, heh, heh….

      4. amelia

        I love your joke!

  17. HeteroPatriarch

    Looks like the chick from The Thomas Crown Affair remake.

  18. Bodica Slayer of Drones

    Admit it, boys. In a dark bar, with enough gin & tonics, you’d go for it. Even with the man hands, you’d go for it.

    1. Florida Man

      No doubt, no doubt in my mind.

    2. AlmightyJB

      I don’t even see a face after 1am. Just tits. Might have to make more of an effort to look up going forward:)

      1. SimonJester

        No, dont learn to look up. Learn to NEVER look up. Keep the lights off. Put a bag over her head if necessary. If you are on the “just tits” bandwagon, why bother with ruining it in the morning? And, if necessary, arrange a fire alarm and hide in the basement to get her out before sunrise.

        Because really, if you are looking at “just tits” by only 1am, why bother to stop there? It is always after 1am.

    3. The window of opportunity between (a) enough booze to say “sure, why not” and (b) passing out cold in a puddle of my own vomit would be measured in seconds.

    4. Sudden

      Clear alcohol is for rich women on diets.

      1. AlmightyJB

        Is that why Bruce switched? Wanted to drink Martinis?

  19. DK

    Paging Crusty Juggler …

  20. sarcasmic

    Now there’s a face for radio!

    1. Bodica Slayer of Drones

      Sure. Kaitlyn, the Baritone. Sounds like a winner.

  21. Hyperion

    This is just so much fluff.

  22. Ambush Bug

    So the veneration of science doesn’t apply to chromosomes, I take it. Silly rabbit, gender is an identity now. SJWs never fail to be comedic.

    1. Chromosomes determine *sex*.

      Gender has always been an identity.

      Like mass and weight on Earth they’ve been interchangeable, but they’re not the same thing.

      1. Cis-Gendered Shitlord

        Ah, ok, so gender is the emotive, touchy-feely side and sex is the biological side. So you’d agree that he’s biologically a man?

        If that’s true, why do trans people get so fucking upset when you refer to them with their biologically-correct pronouns?

        1. Whole Card

          “Ah, ok, so gender is the emotive, touchy-feely side and sex is the biological side. So you’d agree that he’s biologically a man?”

          Wrong, and no.

          1. Careless

            So you’re just going to deny reality.

  23. Drake

    If Bruce Caitlyn and Rene Russo made a sex tape, would we be able to tell them apart?

    1. HeteroPatriarch

      Rene Russo! That’s the one!

      https://reason.com/blog/2015/06…..nt_5336534

  24. Sean Higgins

    In related, but somehow completely overlooked, news, Bruce/Caitlyn Jenner killed a woman in a car crash back in February : http://www.latimes.com/local/l…..story.html

    1. Hyperion

      He… um, she is a protected class now, guess they’ll have to drop that lawsuit.

      1. mad.casual

        I think, by law, we *have* to chalk it up to women drivers.

        1. Florida Man

          Oh snap!

        2. Brendan

          This

    2. wwhorton

      Yeah, he, she, whatever is responsible for the death of an innocent woman because he (at the time) was busy texting someone while towing a goddamn ATV and got off scot fuckin’ free. Funny, because instead of talking about that, everyone’s talking about the sex change operation. I wonder if there’s a timing thing going on there…

      1. Whole Card

        Citation? Investigative records showed no cell phone activity at the time of the crash as I recall.

        1. Bodica Slayer of Drones

          Not under Caitlyn Jenner. Under Bruce Jenner. Not Caitlyn.

  25. AlgerHiss

    This makes me wish to go out and buy the best seller book:

    The Gayness of Traveling Down That lesbainian Biway of Trilateral, Hexa-gendered, Octa-specied Love!

    It ain’t about gender or sex. It’s all about social exhibitionism and non-conformity.

  26. This Machine

    I’d like to say something snarky and mean but Mx. Jenner could probably still beat the shit outta me in spite of the long years that have passed since his/her Olympic career.

  27. Hey Nikki!

    Not a single comment on how she is spelling Caitlyn with a C? It’s a clear slap in the face to the K-krew.

    1. Hyperion

      It’s pronounced ‘Cat-ee-lyn’. Meow!

  28. Rich

    What?! Not “Jennifer Jenner”?

    1. Hyperion

      Jenny Jenner. What an adorable all American name.

      1. Rich

        “Jenny-roo!”

        1. WTF

          867-5309 Jenny

          1. Bobarian (sexbot hand model)

            And she can put the number on the wall, xerself(?).

      2. bacon-magic

        Gender Bendy Jenny Jenner…

    2. Ken Shultz

      I knew a guy, when I was a kid, whose name was Robert Robert Roberts X.

      His father was Robert Robert Roberts IX.

      His grandfather worked in the school cafeteria.

      His name was Robert Robert Robers XVIII.

      If I were him? I’d have named my son “Jimmy”.

      1. Rich

        I’d name mine “Dread Pirate”.

        1. Ken Shultz

          +1

      2. SimonJester

        Boy named Sue?

      3. SimonJester

        Boy named Sue?

    3. Dark Lord of the Cis

      She/he is a trans whatever, not a Stan Lee character.

      1. Rich

        LOL

      2. Chumby

        TransJenner

  29. Slammer

    When does she announce her candidacy for President?

    1. Hyperion

      As soon as him/her and Hillary get married, he’ll be running for first lady and Hillary will be invincible. It’s been the plan all along. Poor Huma, tossed under the bus for a white boy. I mean girl.

  30. AlmightyJB

    I know a Kaitlyn that is not going to be pleased

  31. Ken Shultz

    I don’t think it’s wrong to complain about not being able to unsee.

    Necessarily.

    If you don’t think the government should discriminate.

    Some people don’t like the sight of broccoli.

    I’m just sayin’.

    They’re got a show going on ABC Family about a dad who’s becoming a woman like that. Called “Becoming Us” or whatever.

    ABC Family used to be owned by Pat Robertson.

    1. AlmightyJB

      ABC Family jumped the shark a long time ago.

      1. Ken Shultz

        It’s amazing how quickly and completely Disney’s ideas about what constitutes wholesome family entertainment shifted.

        They built their brand on being a G rating for children, and I suppose they still are. It’s just that a G rating ain’t what it used to be.

        1. AlmightyJB

          Exactly

  32. AlmightyJB

    Come on Photoshop you can so better than that.

    1. SimonJester

      Those arms are scary. SCARY. They look like pythons half way through shedding skin.

  33. I think it’s obligatory for the baby boomer generation to be terrified of a growing population. No amount of reason or evidence will dislodge them from this belief. You can point to limiting factors, like basic economics, that would naturally prevent overpopulation. You can point to species in the wild whose fertility rates seemingly without reason, go down in the presence of scarcity. You can point to the declining fertility of people who live in prosperous societies. None of it will dissuade them.

    1. God damn it. Too many tabs…

    2. Totally relevant.

      No wonder the Boomers are getting on the trans-bus. It results in more people completely unable to breed.

    3. I think it’s obligatory for the baby boomer generation to be terrified of a growing old population.

      FIFY

  34. And Drudge brings the win, again, captioning that cover “Miss America.”

    Really, isn’t castrated, confused, and obsessed with social signaling and cheap celebrity as good a description of America as any, these days?

    1. Sudden

      Nailed it, RC.

  35. Catatafish

    I must’ve missed something. Why is Jessica Lange on the cover of Vanity Fair?

  36. Loki

    Behold the field where I harvest my fucks to give, and see that it is barren.

    1. Bobarian (sexbot hand model)

      Your fucks? They were surgically removed.

  37. It’s against my eyeballs!

    I can never unsee that!

  38. Crusty Juggler

    Yep.

  39. Bodica Slayer of Drones

    Reminds me of a Joe Nichols song.

  40. Bodica Slayer of Drones

    So, it’s official? Bye-bye, Dick, hello Catie?

  41. Bodica Slayer of Drones

    Listen, Ms. Jenner. I am not sharing a public restroom with you.

    You’re still man enough to leave the toilet seat up.

    So, no. No way.

  42. Enough About Palin

    Don’t. Give. A. Fuck.

  43. thom

    People who change names because of gender changes should have to pick names compatible with their age. “Caitlyn?” Is she trying to be a catty girl in her mid twenties with an entry level job in marketing and a penchant for slamming tequila shots on the weekends? Linda, Susan, or Mary I’d believe….

    1. Notorious G.K.C.

      Bernice.

      1. Rhywun

        *narrows gaze*

        That’s my mom’s name.

        1. Bobarian (sexbot hand model)

          Your Mom’s name used to be Bruce?

      2. Brunhilda!

    2. Bodica Slayer of Drones

      How about one of those gender-neutral names like Madison? Or Dana? Or Kris? (damn, already taken)

    3. a catty girl in her mid twenties with an entry level job in marketing and a penchant for slamming tequila shots on the weekends

      Yes, go on . . . .

      1. SimonJester

        You’ll be in your bunk?

  44. Sevo

    Homple|6.1.15 @ 1:17PM|#
    “He could just as well decide he’s Marie of Romania, for all I care.”

    I’ma gonna go with this.
    Bruce can be Bernese and it wouldn’t rock my boat. But why is Reason wasting bandwidth on the stuff of check-out counter’ literature’?
    If it was Dierdre McCloskey, I could find some connection, but this is one of the Kardashian household, any one of whom would sell a vid of them taking a crap if it paid a buck or two.
    How about working on the PM links; maybe there’s some news happening.

  45. There are things best left unseen, for they’re so horrible and so unsettling that they can make a drive a sane man into a madness like a painful nightmare from which no one ever wakes up.

    1. Tony

      I think it’s a pretty great photo. Better than a lot of Leibovitz’s recent work.

  46. josh

    i’m pretty sure kris jenner made him do all this for the ratings.

  47. Not a Libertarian

    Courteney Cox has not looked as hot in decade.

    Her “new” face must finally be settling in.

    1. Photoshop, my friend. Heavily, heavily photoshopped. And, I’d bet real money, not just the face, either.

  48. Bodica Slayer of Drones

    I imagine the born-again fanatics are freaking out, desperately searching for a different channel to watch.

    “What do you mean, there is no more 19 Duggars! Michelle? Jim Bob? HELP US ALL! ARMAGEDDON!!!!”

  49. I’d hit it.

    1. SimonJester

      I wonder how she’ll react the first time some dude asks for anal.

  50. Bodica Slayer of Drones

    Suddenly, the origins of Ann Coulter make sense

  51. Arthur45

    Would probably be attractive to a nearsighted man, in dim light, from a distance.
    Waiting for Bruce’s next big anouncement – which gender is he attracted to? (I mean real gender).
    But does that really mean anything, sexually speaking?

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