Friday Funnies: Why Fret Over the NSA?

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[Snark Plissken]

The NSA sure has a lot of teeth.

[Almanian!]

The better to bite you with fight off ISIS and teh terrrrstssztsss!!111!

[Fist of Etiquette]

It looks like drawing giants with stubby fingers and too many teeth is the McKee to success.

[UnCivilServant]

If you extrapolate to that regular guy's feet, that giant has no legs.

[PaulW]

I just assumed the little guy was standing on a table. That is how normal minds work!

[db]

Don't try to Rob him of his glory--it's natural genius, but I can see why someone like you might feel Payne admitting it and Bok at the reality.

[Almanian!]

Let's not ignore the Olyphant that's not in the room, eh?

[Fist of Etiquette]

What are you people talking about?

[Charles Easterly]

Punny artists?

[Chumby]

They are drawing conclusions from the artwork...

[Dark Lord of the Cis]

Is this a stranger danger cartoon? The man in black is abducting a small child who's dressed like Captain America right?

[Will4Freedom]

Being from NJ, at first I thought that was Chris Christie coming to screw me from behind again. Then I realized he didn't have a NJ accent or say "Hey, come on!"

[straffinrun]

Don't spy on those sneetches, they got stars upon thar's.

[Charles Easterly]

Sylvester McMonkey McBean can fix that with his Star-Off Machine...

which is activated by The Clapper.

[straffinrun]

ten dollars eaches to get rid of those leeches.

[Steve G]

"Oh and if you've done nothing wrong, you've got nothing to hide"

[Scruffy Nerfherder]

Warrant? We don't need no steenkin' warrants.

[Charles Easterly]

Not only should they obtain a warrant according to the original meaning in the Bill of Rights, but they should bring along agents who look like the young lady in this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjyZKfdwlng

[Scruffy Nerfherder]

+1 Hair Band

[sarcasmic]

I can't believe I actually liked that crap in high school.

[AlmightyJB]

Life before emo. Nothing wrong with not taking shit too seriously.

[hamilton]

Holy crap we're spying on Puerto Rico now!

[Almanian!]

in b 4 *SLAP!!*

This cartoon is simplistic and horrid, in a different way than we usually see. Therefore, it is perfect.

Happy fucking Friday, Reasonoids. I hope you're all groped by behemoths with black coats and hats who then slowly hug the life out of you, like a human python (no Florida).

[Rich]

*slap!*

Is the NSA giant wearing a FEDora?

[John Galt]

Ohhh hahaha

[Rich]

h/t Rich

[Scruffy Nerfherder]

SLAPP!

Why is that man holding a punch card?

[Slammer]

*Slap* The Brickbat cartoon was funnier.

[Dark Lord of the Cis]

*SLAP*

It's been over 16 hours since any of the regular writers have posted anything. Should we send out a search party, or assume there was some massive cocktail party last night?

[Entropy Void]

Where are Major Hochstetter's legs?

[John Galt]

Klink, what is this man doing here?

[Heroic Mulatto]

OT: Headlining at CNN.com

Woman Dressed That Way: Deserves It

[Heroic Mulatto]

Events like this one and other developments have Muslims in the area scared, said Imraan Siddiqi with the Council on American-Islamic Relations.

"Recently the mosques here in Phoenix actually received threatening letters -- very specific threats, saying that we are going to massacre your congregations," he said.

What is "shit that actually hasn't happened?", Alex.

Ritzheimer anticipates possible problems because of the rally and says people should bring their guns.

Siddiqi calls it the "intersection of Islamophobia and (the) gun culture."

"When we see these two things ... then obviously it becomes more of a concern," he said. "We're advising people ... it's better to stay clear from the event, don't engage with these people."

So do I get to call ISIS the "intersection" of Islam and gun culture, Mr. Siddiqi?

[Beautiful Bean Footage]

No, because something something oppressed people something something punching down...

[Heroic Mulatto]

You have to admire the brilliant way that CAIR plays your average coastal liberal like a harp from Hell. Playing to their prejudices has worked so well for them. Just as how their compatriots have played to Europe's long-standing cultural history of antisemitism in their campaign against the Jewish state.

Masterful use of propaganda. I tip my keffiyeh to you, Mr. Siddiqi!

[Jay Dubya]

No, no the hat tip goes to you, for once again hijacking a thread for muslim-bashing. Keep up the great work. Doesnt come off as crazy or anytging

[Suthenboy]

Uh huh. The newscaster claims there is much concern for members of the mosque because 'gun culture'.

I sure hope the gun culture people don't show up at this cartoon contest and shoot the place up like they did last time.

[John Galt]

I'm from the NSA and I'm here to help myself to all your data.

[Ivoted4KODOS]

I didn't realize until now that the NSA hired the Alien Gestapo from Dark City. I thought they all died, but good to see new opportunities being opened up for those creepy refugees!

[AlmightyJB]

Dick Cheney is an alien?

[Charles Easterly]

+1 Mr. Hand

[HolgerDanske]

Shit, now we have to learn how to tune..

[Paul.]

It's funny because it's true!

[macsnafu]

D'oh!

[Michael Ejercito]

Amazing that a purse snatching in 1976 led to the constitutional neutrality on this.

[mumohemevu]

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[plusafdotcom]

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[vixanoyez]

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[Scruffy Nerfherder]

dadgum

[Heroic Mulatto]

The term is "Ay, mami!"

[Slammer]

"Ai! Ai! Ai! Ai, papi, darme leche!!!" always sounds awesome

[Heroic Mulatto]

Stop giving me a boner, dammit.