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More Hillary Clinton Scandal, No Bullet Hit Speeding Amtrak Train, EU to Respond Militarily to Illegal Immigration Across Mediterranean: A.M. Links

Ed Krayewski | 5.19.2015 9:00 AM

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    The latest Hillary Clinton scandal, as reported by The New York Times, is that she was taking advice on Libya during the 2011 U.S.-backed intervention from Sidney Blumenthal while he was barred from working at the State Department but was employed by the Clinton Foundation and Media Matters. Blumenthal, in turn, was passing advice to Clinton he was receiving from business associates trying to win contracts from the Libyan transitional government. House Republicans may subpoena Blumenthal in their Benghazi investigation.

  • Federal investigators do not believe a bullet or any other projectile struck the window of the Amtrak train as it passed north Philadelphia before it crashed while going twice the speed limit for that section of track.
  • 170 alleged biker gang members in Waco were charged with organized crime resulting in death in the wake of a deadly weekend brawl at the local Twin Peaks restaurant. The charge comes with the death penalty as a possible sentence.
  • The European Union has agreed to use its naval forces to intercept migrant ships headed across the Mediterranean, return the passengers to ports in Africa, and destroy the vessels.
  • Thousands of Shi'ite militia fighters are headed to Ramadi to battle the forces of the Islamic State in Iraq and Syria, which took over the Iraqi provincial capital over the weekend.
  • A man visiting Seattle says he told an armed robber he was from St. Louis and would fist fight the man if he tried to rob him. He wasn't robbed.

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  1. Fist of Etiquette   10 years ago

    The latest Hillary Clinton scandal, as reported by The New York Times...

    BREAKING NEWS: Clintons have baggage

    1. Slammer   10 years ago

      YAWN!... Amazing, isn't it?

    2. Rufus J. Firefly   10 years ago

      Hello.

      "BREAKING NEWS: Clintons have baggage"

      But it never seems to get lost.

      1. gaijin   10 years ago

        Their bags fly free!

    3. AlmightyJB   10 years ago

      It's all a right wing conspiracy

      1. PBR Streetgang   10 years ago

        OH, I see what you did there.

        1. Lord at War   10 years ago

          That's what is sick-- Hillary went on the Today Show and alleged that "a vast right-wing conspiracy" was responsible for the stories that Bill spooged on Monica's dress.

          After Gennifer Flowers. After Paula Jones. After Juanita Brodderick. After Kathleen Willey.

          She went on national TV and lied her ass off,

          And has never been called on it!

  2. Snark Plissken   10 years ago

    170 alleged biker gang members in Waco were charged with organized crime resulting in death in the wake of a deadly weekend brawl at the local Twin Peaks restaurant. The charge comes with the death penalty as a possible sentence.

    I heard they are all plea bargaining to talking backwards.

    1. Drake   10 years ago

      Fucking amazing that they are charged with organized crime, but the Clintons aren't.

      Seriously, WTF? Any one of those bikers would be a better and less corrupt President than another Clinton.

      1. Xeones   10 years ago

        What difference, at this point, does it make?

      2. Rufus J. Firefly   10 years ago

        Government organized crime has VOTING as an advantage; ergo DEMOCRACY.

    2. Bo Cara Esq.   10 years ago

      So are these bikers thugs? Is their behavior due to pathologies in white culture? Or is it due to the long one party GOP rule there?

      1. Doctor Whom   10 years ago

        I blame underfunded public schools.

      2. Charles Easterly   10 years ago

        I have it on good authority that it is entirely the fault of my one white friend, Tokenski.

        1. WTF   10 years ago

          Yeah, I have it on good authority that are no black motorcycle gangs.

          1. Xeones   10 years ago

            ?

          2. Charles Easterly   10 years ago

            I'm still blaming Tokenski, WTF. In fact, I now claim he photoshopped those pictures for which you provided a link, just to hide his Cis-Patriarchal-Saltine-Illuminati machinations

            1. WTF   10 years ago

              That bastard!

      3. Idle Hands   10 years ago

        I blame the school to restaurant pipeline.

        1. Bo Cara Esq.   10 years ago

          The answers is low infrastructure spending. If these fellows had a better funded Amtrak they would never have found biker gangs appealing.

          1. Xeones   10 years ago

            Don't forget the crushing burden of student loan debt! Obviously, college tuition should be free.

          2. Idle Hands   10 years ago

            What's really missing from our society is a cheap alternative to motorcycles.

            1. Inigo M.   10 years ago

              Mopeds.
              Fund mopeds so everyone can own a moped. They could form their own gangs...with names like the Evil Emos.

              1. Xeones   10 years ago

                I call Bad Mods for my Vespa gang.

                1. Inigo M.   10 years ago

                  Well I'm claiming Hipsters Who Hit! for my fixie bikes with brighly-colored rims gang.

                  We take shit from no one. One time this guy looked at us wrong, so we dragged him by a recyling bin behind an indie coffee shop and beat him senseless with artisenal-baked baguette loaves. (They were stale.)

                  1. Xeones   10 years ago

                    Oh yeah well we're gonna take you out (via a series of scathing articles submitted to VICE).

                    1. Inigo M.   10 years ago

                      THAT would certainly escalate things, chief. You would leave us no choice but to snap candid pics of you wearing athletic gear or sports team apparel UN-ironically and then post those photos on Instagram. Instant pariah status will result.

                      Better that your Bad Mods should go into business with us. We're looking for some smuggled-in fair trade, shade-grown coffee and green tea. If you can help with the supply, we can move the gourmet goods. We'll cut you in on the action and also donate 10% to charity.

      4. Viscount Irish, Slayer of Huns   10 years ago

        "So are these bikers thugs?"

        Yes.

        "Is their behavior due to pathologies in white culture?"

        It's due to pathologies in the culture of whatever town they're from. There aren't many biker gangs in my suburb, which tells me that the types of places producing biker gangs probably do have shitty, fucked up cultures.

        "Or is it due to the long one party GOP rule there?"

        Pretty much all the most violent cities in America are run by Democrats. I don't think one random shootout changes the actual statistical evidence, do you?

        It's always cute when you think you have a 'gotcha' moment which really just proves that it's amazing you're smart enough to tie your shoes and breathe at the same time.

        1. Rufus J. Firefly   10 years ago

          Irish, which article are you responding to?

        2. Idle Hands   10 years ago

          Hey now he can chew bubblegum and walk at the same time, if he can do that the shoe tying thing should be a cinch.

        3. Bo Cara Esq.   10 years ago

          Of course you missed the point. It was mocking the overheated rhetoric that follows any big 'blacks behaving badly' event in comparison to when it's a 'whites behaving badly' event.

          1. Dweebston   10 years ago

            Except there won't be mass protests about their incarceration, neither the event nor the gangs had the community's support or complicity, the violence was a lightning flash rather than a smoldering burn, and whites inside and out of Waco will be rooting for swift convictions. No pharmacies were or will be looted and torched, the police quickly gained control without interference, and the political impetus, to the extent there is any, isn't weighted heavily toward one party. The "blacks behaving badly" line isn't a reason to beat blacks around the head with bad news, it's acknowledging the abysmal failures of racial politicking and drug-war policing.

      5. Mike M.   10 years ago

        So are these bikers thugs?

        Absolutely.

        Is their behavior due to pathologies in white culture?

        Yes. Thanks to welfare uber alles liberals like yourself, the white underclass has become just about as fucked up as the black underclass is.

        1. Scruffy Nerfherder   10 years ago

          I blame David Allen Coe

        2. Bo Cara Esq.   10 years ago

          I don't support a cent of welfare, but nice try.

          1. Mike M.   10 years ago

            Yeah, I bet you don't.

      6. Notorious G.K.C.   10 years ago

        If the news accounts are right, this goes beyond thuggishness and into murder.

        Whatever culture these guys grew up in is messed up.

        But yeah, as a white person I automatically stick up for white killers - solidarity, brother!

        1. Charles Easterly   10 years ago

          I've always wondered how things work. Do you fellows have a secret handshake (or something less obvious, like a furtive gesture) that you must use before being admitted into your posh plotting parlors?

          1. Notorious G.K.C.   10 years ago

            I never go to the White People meetings - they're always scheduled at the same time as my Opus Dei conspiracy plotting.

    3. Ted S.   10 years ago

      They'd never charge a group of cops who shot somebody with "organized crime resulting in death".

      1. Charles Easterly   10 years ago

        Guns discharged, bullets impacted, blood was lost, death occurred.

        Passive tense, Ted, passive tense.

      2. Bobarian (sexbot hand model)   10 years ago

        HA! Like they're organized!

        1. Ted S.   10 years ago

          They organize quite well when it comes to defending one of their own.

          1. Swiss Servator, Switzier!   10 years ago

            +1 FOP

      3. WTF   10 years ago

        We still don't know how many bikers were shot by other bikers and how many were shot by the cops.

        1. tarran   10 years ago

          My guess is that the guys killed inside the restaurant were killed by other bikers.

          I expect that a majority of the ones killed outside were killed by the cops.

          1. WTF   10 years ago

            Probably a pretty good guess.

    4. gaoxiaen   10 years ago

      I imagine that most of them can easily plead self-defense. It's basically an out of control brawl. Murder? I don't think they'll even have a prima facie case for the vast majority.

      1. Notorious G.K.C.   10 years ago

        It depends on their responsibility for starting the brawl in the first place.

      2. FreeToFear   10 years ago

        I would imagine the prosecution will be playing this up as a RICO case or something like it

  3. Just a thought not a sermon   10 years ago

    56) Next time you hear about police firing at a suspect and hitting innocent bystanders, remember that in Waco, multiple motorcycle gangs were firing wildly in a crowded shopping area, and hit nobody but other gang members. Great aim? Lucky coincidence? Or is it that motorcycle gang members have more incentive not to hit innocents than cops do?

    1. UnCivilServant   10 years ago

      The evidence suggests a gradual escalation which permitted bystanders to flee.

      1. pan fried wylie   10 years ago

        just good brawl manners.

    2. Ted S.   10 years ago

      Regarding your thought yesterday, I was going to respond before the server squirrels fucked the place up that you need to watch more pre-Code movies. Jean Harlow in Red-Headed Woman would be a good start, as she has an affair with the chauffeur and, when she gets slapped by her husband (Chester Morris), she responds, "Do it again! I like it!"

      The movie also has a half-second of Jean Harlow sideboob.

      1. l0b0t   10 years ago

        This is why I keep coming back here despite retards like Bo/Shriek/Tony/JoefromLowell. I have yet to see a film recommendation from you that I didn't thoroughly enjoy. Thanks again Ted.

      2. Swiss Servator, Switzier!   10 years ago

        "Red-Headed Woman"

        Somewhere Auric just perked up.

  4. gaijin   10 years ago

    Because you can never have enough Clinton...

    Bossy II: The Bitch Is Back


    Staff 'quit' Clinton Foundation over Chelsea's 'unpleasantness'

    Chelsea has embraced all the trappings of a corporate CEO, with a personal staff almost as big as her father's. "He has six. She has five,"

    1. Mike M.   10 years ago

      Over/under on the age she gets elected senator?

      1. Ted S.   10 years ago

        She'll have to move out of New York, or hope that Schumer dies soon.

        1. PBR Streetgang   10 years ago

          You found the silver lining!

        2. Rhywun   10 years ago

          Why can't we have both?

    2. Rufus J. Firefly   10 years ago

      She must be, and I admit I'm just guessing here, utterly insufferable.

      Call it a hunch.

      1. Drake   10 years ago

        What probably makes her completely insufferable is that (like her mother), she has done absolutely nothing to earn her wealth and privilege. Nothing worse than an arrogant princess.

        1. gaoxiaen   10 years ago

          It must really suck to be rich and young and have guys like us bitch about it.

          1. Drake   10 years ago

            I don't care until they try to rule guys like us.

      2. tarran   10 years ago

        I actually feel sorry for her. The girl never had a chance; she grew up immersed in the toxic culture of her horrible corrupt parents and their phalanx of enablers and flatterers; her father's position created a barrier between her and the rest of the world; it would have taken great strength of character not to be twisted and perverted by such a blighted upbringing.

        Their fall will be her fall. My prediction is a dark battle with substance abuse, and a desperate poverty in her later years.

        1. Xeones   10 years ago

          Then she can write a book about it, and then comes the lecture circuit.

    3. Just a thought not a sermon   10 years ago

      I have often heard a defense of the Clintons along the lines that even if they're scuzzy, corrupt, or whatever, you can tell that deep down they are good people because they raised their daughter so well. But apparently, she's turned out to be as entitled as her parents.

      1. Rufus J. Firefly   10 years ago

        Some guy argued that it doesn't matter the Clintons are involved in corruption in Haiti because they're helping people and even went as far to tell others, 'what have you done'?

        I'm sure he then turns around and howls about the Koch brothers.

    4. Marshall Gill   10 years ago

      Really, what chance did Chelsea ever have? Can you imagine the influences to which she was exposed as a child? Having the Hilldebeast as your mother and role model must have been emotionally and psychologically crippling.

      1. Rufus J. Firefly   10 years ago

        And a scumbag father. No one talks about it, but I'm sure his rapey behavior had to leave some emotional scars on some level, no?

    5. This Machine   10 years ago

      More like Bossy II: Boss Harder.

      A source at NBC, where Chelsea was paid $600,000 a year, said, "If someone wanted to talk to Chelsea about something, they had to go through a producer."

      For Bill Clinton loyalists who grew the foundation from nothing, the high turnover and the ethical questions over its funding are demoralizing. "It's sad to see what's happening. The operational planning has gone downhill," said a source.

      Instead of being something Hillary can point to with pride, the foundation has become a bloated slush fund that some critics say deserves an official investigation. And Chelsea's fingerprints are all over it.

      Has the org "become a bloated slush fund," or did it start out that way, and now it's only just coming to light?

      1. UnCivilServant   10 years ago

        It started out as a skinny slush fund and bloated as they got people to give them cash.

        1. Bobarian (sexbot hand model)   10 years ago

          WINNER!

      2. Idle Hands   10 years ago

        It started out that way. That's how the Clintons have always made their living.

      3. Kaptious Kristen   10 years ago

        It's gonna be delicious when mom and pop throw daughter right under that bus.

        1. Medical Physics Guy   10 years ago

          She'll come right back at em, and I'm sure she's got dirt.

          1. Kaptious Kristen   10 years ago

            Err...no she won't. She'll tow the family lion and take her lumps so mom can get elected.

            1. Bobarian (sexbot hand model)   10 years ago

              Because... President Chelsea.

              /shudder

      4. Pro Libertate   10 years ago

        So much illegality, so much unethical behavior, so little prosecution.

    6. Raston Bot   10 years ago

      After the collapse and substance addiction, will anyone pay to view her pron?

    7. Rhywun   10 years ago

      It takes a village to launder that much money.

  5. Fist of Etiquette   10 years ago

    170 alleged biker gang members in Waco were charged with organized crime resulting in death...

    Sons of Anarchy makes it seem more glamorous.

    1. Bee Tagger   10 years ago

      I wonder what cover of a song done in an unexpected genre was playing over the montage.

      1. MJGreen   10 years ago

        Sung by Katey Sagal, of course.

  6. Lord Humungus   10 years ago

    Idaho History: Frontier violence was often induced by alcohol

    On July 30, 1870, the Statesman wrote, "Notwithstanding the exceedingly warm weather on Thursday, no less than seven fights occurred on Main Street. Three of them were engaged in by men, and the dogs finished out the number before night. A man that can summon the energy to indulge in a knock down at this stage in the weather ought to have his edge taken off in the harvest field."

    There is ample evidence from early Idaho newspapers that saloons were dangerous places, especially since some men got short-tempered and violent after a few drinks, and nearly all of the men around them were armed with a pistol or a knife.

    ah the good old days...

    1. Swiss Servator, Switzier!   10 years ago

      I suspect it was the potato, not Demon Rum!

      1. Ted S.   10 years ago

        Ergotism?

        1. Swiss Servator, Switzier!   10 years ago

          +1 Great Fear

      2. gaijin   10 years ago

        not Demon Rum!

        Vodka...gotta use those potatoes for something good

        1. gaoxiaen   10 years ago

          I've read that 303 Whiskey (made from potatoes) is very good.

          1. gaoxiaen   10 years ago

            But maybe it's not really whiskey.

          2. Ted S.   10 years ago

            Technically, if it's made from potatoes, isn't it vodka?

            1. UnCivilServant   10 years ago

              No. Because that would make grain vodka not vodka. They probably stuff the fermented product into wooden barrels to destroy the flavor, making it whiskey.

              1. Swiss Servator, Switzier!   10 years ago

                *narrows gaze, looks for brass knuckles*

        2. FreeToFear   10 years ago

          I'm not so sure about that...
          http://youtu.be/pxanQao9kUs

    2. Xeones   10 years ago

      "...no less than seven fights occurred on Main Street. Three of them were engaged in by men, and the dogs finished out the number before night."

      So what was the dogs' excuse?

      1. Marshall Gill   10 years ago

        They didn't have laws against providing alcohol to dogs, back in the old West.

        1. Swiss Servator, Switzier!   10 years ago

          Many years ago, My Dad gave a little beer to our Boxer. It had quite a reaction - If it had been in the days of phone cameras, I would have had a 1,000,000 hit video.

          1. Marshall Gill   10 years ago

            Dogs love alcohol, especially beer. My Chihuahua will drink 50/50 whiskey and coke until she passes out. The boxer/bulldog would drink a six pack a day if I would give it to him.

            1. Michael   10 years ago

              My old roommate's Chihuahua was a raging alcoholic exhibitionist. Whenever we had any friends visit my roommate would feed him about 1/2 bottle of shitty lager. Once his dog saw that we had company he would scamper over to his little bed, pull his favorite stuffed plush toy out to the middle of the living room and proceed to hump the daylights out of it right up to the money shot at the end. It never ceased being funny. The dog was even considerate enough to put his toy away afterward, likely knowing that none of us would dare touch that disgusting thing.

          2. Teaching Student   10 years ago

            Be careful, Alcohol is toxic to dogs, my wife works at a Veterinary Emergency Hospital and sees it more often than you would think.

    3. Warty   10 years ago

      It's amazing how socially acceptable it was to be blackout shitfaced drunk every hour of every day prior to the Temperance movement. Prohibition was obviously retarded, obviously, but there was a real problem.

      1. Idle Hands   10 years ago

        Society is one giant pendulum. There are brief moments where we're at the middle, more often than not we hang from one side or another it seems.

        1. Charles Easterly   10 years ago

          "Society is one giant pendulum."

          I was thinking of this just last week after reading yet another article about trigger words, microaggressions, and hypersensitivity in general. I'm seeing our overall culture at or nearing an extreme of hypersensitivity with vindictive reactionaries ready to punish those who offend their sensibilities.

          From reading books written long ago and seeing older movies, I have the impression that most people operated at the near opposite end of this spectrum.

          What scattered parts of Confucian philosophy I read speaks to your point, Idle Hands, and if correct then we should start seeing a swing back toward the center and moderation before too terribly long.

          http://www.acmuller.net/con-dao/docofmean.html

          1. Rhywun   10 years ago

            I would like to believe that, except that the left has such a firm grip over media and culture and therfore over what is deemed acceptable & I don't see that going away any time soon.

      2. gaoxiaen   10 years ago

        It's much better now that you can't walk down the street with a beer. Here in Taiwan, the police have been known to give someone a ride home and they didn't even have to throw my, err... their drink away. 24 hour liquor (sadly, 7-11 doesn't usually carry tequila or lemons) and beer almost everywhere, at eighteen years old. I guess it's just a cultural thing.

        1. gaoxiaen   10 years ago

          American smokes $1.50 a pack.

    4. Notorious G.K.C.   10 years ago

      Ah, it must have taken a lot of shoe leather to discover the connection between alcohol and deadly brawls.

      1. WTF   10 years ago

        Yeah, I previously had no idea they might be connected!

      2. gaoxiaen   10 years ago

        That's why cops prefer pot arrests.

    5. Cdr Lytton   10 years ago

      And thus we get Section 24 of the Idaho Constitution:

      PROMOTION OF TEMPERANCE AND MORALITY. The first concern of all good government is the virtue and sobriety of the people, and the purity of the home. The legislature should further all wise and well directed efforts for the promotion of temperance and morality.

  7. Fist of Etiquette   10 years ago

    Federal investigators do not believe a bullet or any other projectile struck the window of the Amtrak train...

    But the terrorism alert level is remaining at chartreuse just to be sure.

    1. gaoxiaen   10 years ago

      Isn't that a magenta alert?

    2. Mike Laursen   10 years ago

      Now, I get it. The driver was speeding around that bend to get the hell past Philadeplphia as fast as possible.

  8. Lord Humungus   10 years ago

    Why do men exist? Scientific study offers an explanation

    A system where all offspring are produced without sex -- as in all-female asexual populations -- would be far more efficient at reproducing greater numbers of offspring, the scientists said.

    But in research published in the journal Nature on Monday, they found that sexual selection, in which males compete to be chose by females for reproduction, improves the gene pool and boosts population health, helping explain why males are important.

    An absence of selection -- when there is no sex, or no need to compete for it -- leaves populations weaker genetically, making them more vulnerable to dying out.

    1. Just a thought not a sermon   10 years ago

      It's not really clear to me what this study is showing that I didn't learn in Biology in the ninth grade.

    2. gaijin   10 years ago

      sexual selection, in which males compete

      How are we to create a utopia of equality if there are to be winners and losers?!?!?! Science is evil.

      1. Restoras, BHS   10 years ago

        Science is evil.

        Unless it is being corrupted to confiscate wealth and freedom, then it is good.

    3. WTF   10 years ago

      Also, if men didn't exist humanity would still be living in caves.

      1. Restoras, BHS   10 years ago

        If men didn't exist there wouldn't be any humans.

        1. WTF   10 years ago

          There would be if there was "A system where all offspring are produced without sex -- as in all-female asexual populations "

      2. Rich   10 years ago

        Caves with *moss curtains*, thank you very much!

      3. Fist of Etiquette   10 years ago

        With pickle jars left hopelessly unopened.

    4. Rufus J. Firefly   10 years ago

      We exist because we have cocks.

      Reworked: I have a penis, therefore I am.

      1. Pope Jimbo   10 years ago

        So you have a large pen is that really a valid reason to prove your existence?

      2. WTF   10 years ago

        "Habeo penis, ergo sum"

    5. Kaptious Kristen   10 years ago

      Now when the squeeze says "You just love me because of my penis", and I say "Duuuh!", I have science behind me!

      1. WTF   10 years ago

        The science is settled!

    6. gaoxiaen   10 years ago

      It's very simple. Men exist to have sex.

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder   10 years ago

        +1 Special Purpose

        1. Charles Easterly   10 years ago

          He'll be able to send more money in his next letter because his girlfriend is giving him a certain type of job.

      2. Mercutio   10 years ago

        Futuo ergo sum.

  9. Fist of Etiquette   10 years ago

    A man visiting Seattle says he told an armed robber he was from St. Louis and would fist fight the man if he tried to rob him. He wasn't robbed.

    I knew Episiarch was a pussy.

    1. Charles Easterly   10 years ago

      In Epi's defense, Fist, the man identified himself as Ryan Reaves: http://bilibr.com/meanest-enforcers-in-the-nhl/3

      1. Rufus J. Firefly   10 years ago

        Yet the Blues keep choking in the playoffs.

        1. Brett L   10 years ago

          Just maybe its the coaching

  10. Palin's Buttplug   10 years ago

    Thousands of Shi'ite militia fighters are headed to Ramadi to battle the forces of the Islamic State in Iraq and Syria, which took over the Iraqi provincial capital over the weekend.

    Saddam, we're sorry. We fucked up. We didn't know what we were doing.

    USA

    1. WTF   10 years ago

      Dreams are a great thing, but you know something? They take a lot of energy. But that's OK. There's a job waiting for you down the block from your house that doesn't require a thought in your head or a hope in your heart. So come on down and work for the artificial flower factory. Why fight it? OK? Thank you.

    2. Xeones   10 years ago

      BUUUUUUTTTPPPLLLLLUUUUUGG

    3. Rhywun   10 years ago

      I am actually kind of surprised not to hear something this wimpy and lame come out of Obama. It would be entirely in character.

  11. Warty   10 years ago

    Riot Day 2: The Riotening is set to open today. It looks retarded.

    1. Slammer   10 years ago

      George Kollias (Nile drummer) has his new album streaming here.

      It's very good, and it's funny how it's way better than Nile's recent albums.

      1. Warty   10 years ago

        It's not that Nile ever got bad, it's just that...how many songs can you write about how Set is going to rip out your entrails, you know?

        This is pretty fun so far.

        1. Ted S.   10 years ago

          Nile is great. :-p

    2. Notorious G.K.C.   10 years ago

      "Reggie Rucker, former Cleveland Browns receiver and leader of the anti-violence group Cleveland Peacemakers Alliance, attended Monday's meeting. He said the frustration felt in the city's black community is a symptom of a broader stress caused by living in under-served, inner-city neighborhoods, and a years-long void of police officers and members of those communities trying to understand each other.

      ""We have white police officers, and black men, and they are at war with each other," he said."

      What a letdown - focusing on the tired racial angle.

      Are black cops in Cleveland less violent than the white ones? If so, the article doesn't seem to be offering any evidence.

      1. Notorious G.K.C.   10 years ago

        And speaking of cops - I get the idea that some (not all) of these "community leaders" are playing Good Cop to the rioters' Bad Cop - "well, if you acquit these officers we'll certainly *try* to prevent any violence, but our people sure are upset, and we're not sure we can stop a riot. It would be nicer for everyone if the defendants got convicted and we got more social spending, know what I mean?"

  12. Lord Humungus   10 years ago

    U.K. Inflation Falls Below Zero for First Time Since 1960

    Consumer prices declined 0.1 percent in April from a year earlier, the Office for National Statistics said in London on Tuesday. Economists had forecast the rate to be zero, according to the median of 35 estimates in a Bloomberg News survey. Core inflation slowed to 0.8 percent, the lowest since 2001.

    With inflation so far below the Bank of England's 2 percent target, policy makers are under little immediate pressure to raise the key interest rate from a record-low 0.5 percent. Governor Mark Carney said last week that any period of falling prices will be temporary and an expected pickup in inflation at the end of the year means the next move in borrowing costs is likely to be an increase.

    so what's so great about inflation again?

    1. Palin's Buttplug   10 years ago

      BUY YER GOLD BOYS! WE'RE HYPERINFLATIN'!

      1. WTF   10 years ago

        Let the strong wind of fish farming blow across the country!

      2. Xeones   10 years ago

        BBBUUUUTTTPPPLLUUUUGGGGGG

  13. Fist of Etiquette   10 years ago

    The European Union has agreed to use its naval forces to intercept migrant ships headed across the Mediterranean, return the passengers to ports in Africa, and destroy the vessels.

    Europe is all full up, I guess.

    1. Mike M.   10 years ago

      Remember, these are our moral and intellectual superiors according to Obama and all the lefty douchenozzles who worship him, and we should aspire to be more like them.

      1. Palin's Buttplug   10 years ago

        You mean the Deporter-in-Chief thinks that?

        Are you brain dead?

        1. Mike M.   10 years ago

          Yep, I'm talking about you Weigel!

        2. Xeones   10 years ago

          BBBBBBUUUUUTTTTPPPLLLLUUUUGGGGGG

      2. Bobarian (sexbot hand model)   10 years ago

        Sounds like they're being more like us.

        "Le frickin humide-back, ze took mon jerbz!"

    2. Rhywun   10 years ago

      Europe is all full up, I guess.

      How bad does it have to be in Africa that living in Europe, despised and marginalized, is an improvement.

    3. Kaptious Kristen   10 years ago

      Frogs are the most vile racists I have ever come across. When I was there as an exchange student in '87, they were obsessed with Ay-rabs. I haven't been to the Vaterland, but I hear tell they have a pretty healthy hate on for Turks.

  14. Bee Tagger   10 years ago

    A man visiting Seattle says he told an armed robber he was from St. Louis and would fist fight the man if he tried to rob him

    I guess it could have sounded like he said he was the descendant of Joe Louis.

    1. Idle Hands   10 years ago

      What about Rocky Marciano?

      1. gaijin   10 years ago

        I always confused him and Rocky Graziano

        1. Rufus J. Firefly   10 years ago

          As long as you don't confuse them with Rocky Balboa and, perhaps depending on alcohol level, Rocky J. (The Flying) Squirrel.

      2. Swiss Servator, Switzier!   10 years ago

        Clarence: You must be out your goddamn mind! Joe Louis, the greatest boxer that ever lived. [to Akeem and Semmi] I'll be with you boys in a minute. He was badder than Cassius Clay, he was badder than Sugar Ray, and that new boy-what's his name? Mike Tyson?-looks like a bulldog; he was badder than him, too.
        Saul: Vait a minute. Vat about Rocky Marciano?
        Clarence: Oh, there they go. There they go, every time I start talkin' 'bout boxing, a white man got to pull Rocky Marciano out they ass. That's their one, that's their one. Rocky Marciano! Rocky Marciano! Let me tell you something, once and for all-Rocky Marciano was good; but compared to Joe Louis, Rocky Marciano ain't shit.
        Saul: He beat Joe Louis' ass.
        Morris: That's right, he did whoop Joe Louis' ass.
        Clarence: Joe Louis was 75 years old when they fought.
        Morris: I don't know how old he was, but he got his ass whooped.
        Clarence: Joe Louis had come out of retirement to fight Rocky Marciano the minute he was 76 years old. Joe Louis was always lying about his age. He lied about his age all the time. One time Frank Sinatra came in here and sat in this chair. I said Frank 'you hang out with Joe Louis, just between me and you, how old is Joe Louis?' You know what Frank told me, he said "Hey, Joe Louis is 137 years old." A hundred and thirty-seven years old!
        Sweets: Oh. Man, you lying, you ain't never meet no Frank Sinatra.
        Clarence: [points to Morris, Saul and Sweets] Fuck you, fuck you, and fuck you! Who's next?!

        1. TwB   10 years ago

          Eddie Murphy at the height of his powers.

          1. Charles Easterly   10 years ago

            Yes.

          2. Medical Physics Guy   10 years ago

            He played every character in that barbershop right?

            1. TwB   10 years ago

              Indeed he did.

            2. TwB   10 years ago

              Except for the other barber. The bald one. That guy was a random actor.

              1. Atlas Slugged   10 years ago

                Are you forgetting Arsenio Hall?

                1. UnCivilServant   10 years ago

                  Are you forgetting Arsenio Hall?

                  I was succeeding too until you brought him up again.

    2. TwB   10 years ago

      So here's my St. Louis to Seattle connection story: back in 2009, I was living with my friend Jon in St. Louis. Jon had this smoking hot, yet unfortunately batshit crazy girlfriend who got an internship in Seattle for the summer. Anyway, Jon goes out to visit her and when she drops Jon off at the airport, she waits a bit longer and....picks up the other guy she was fucking on the side who flew in to see her. Jon found out later from a friend of the crazy bitch and needless to say, things got all kinds of interesting after that.

      1. Inigo M.   10 years ago

        Sorry, wrong magazine. This is Reason, not Penthouse Letters. But do go on...

  15. Lord Humungus   10 years ago

    Judge sentences 11 Afghan police over lynching of woman in Kabul

    An Afghan judge sentenced 11 police on Tuesday to one year in jail for failing to prevent the mob killing of a woman in Kabul who was accused of burning a Koran.

    Judge Safiullah Mujadidi freed eight other officers accused of failure to carry out their duty for lack of evidence.

    The lynching in March of the 27-year-old woman, named Farkhunda, sparked outrage and demonstrations in the Afghan capital even before it was revealed that she had not desecrated Islam's holy book.

    1. WTF   10 years ago

      The SCOTUS, on the other hand, has ruled that in America police have absolutely no obligation to protect anyone.

      1. Swiss Servator, Switzier!   10 years ago

        A good point to bring up next Tulpa appearance.

  16. Rufus J. Firefly   10 years ago

    Hey Tundra, nice performance by USA at the IIHF tournament. Not bad for a bunch of college kids.

    Canada is on another planet these days in hockey. Total dominance.

  17. Rich   10 years ago

    State Department plans to release Hillary Clinton's emails in January 2016

    "I want the public to see my email. I asked State to release them."

    With all due respect, since H's lawyers have already "reviewed" them, release them immediately.

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder   10 years ago

      For fuck's sake, could she be an any more transparently corrupt POS?

    2. Kaptious Kristen   10 years ago

      Didi she get her years mixed up? Shouldn't that say "January 2017"?

      1. Rufus J. Firefly   10 years ago

        Hi, KK. I emailed you about the pizza place (for the name) in South Hero. Hope you don't mind.

        1. Kaptious Kristen   10 years ago

          Oh, sorry Rufus - I don't usually check that email.

          It's Pan's South Hero Pizza

          1. Rufus J. Firefly   10 years ago

            Thanks. I'm generally in the area so maybe I'll check it out one day.

  18. Derpetologist   10 years ago

    Spot the Not: wacky taxes

    1. a tax on sliced bagels

    2. a tax on crack cocaine (so drug dealers could legally report income)

    3. a tax on playing cards

    4. a tax on food purchased from vending machines

    5. a tax on tattoos

    6. a tax on tethered hot air balloons

    1. Swiss Servator, Switzier!   10 years ago

      2

      I have heard of cannabis taxes, even in states where it is still unlawful.

    2. UnCivilServant   10 years ago

      1. Is real, NYS Sales Tax does not apply to foods not 'prepared' on site, like unsliced bagels, but does apply to restaurant preparation, even as banal as slicing the bagel.

      3. Is real, It was initially enforced by only permitting the use of an ace of spades printed by the tax people in the sale of the deck.

      I think 2 is the not, since the line on that return would be "Other taxable income" or "income from illegal sources"

    3. Kaptious Kristen   10 years ago

      #3 was part of the Stamp Act, and therefore a cause of the American Revolution.

    4. Notorious G.K.C.   10 years ago

      I've heard about illegal-drug taxes and (much earlier) playing-card taxes. The vending machine tax sounds plausible. The sliced-bagel things sounds plausible, since it turns one item into a sandwich which may have a higher tax. I'll go for 6.

    5. Elspeth Flashman   10 years ago

      I'm going with 6 as well.

    6. Derpetologist   10 years ago

      The Not is #4. Although California does tax *fruit* purchased from vending machines.

      The crack tax was put in place in Tennessee in 2005. It was struck down by the state supreme court in 2009:
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crack_tax

      The tethered hot air balloon tax is from Kansas. Un-tethered balloons are considered legitimate transport and are not taxed.

    7. Bobarian (sexbot hand model)   10 years ago

      Imma say 4, because you'd have to tax prepackaged food based where it was sold, prior to it being sold.

      Also, prove it was sold from a vending machine?

    8. CatoTheElder   10 years ago

      It's a trick question: Since all of these things exist, they have all been taxed.

    9. gaoxiaen   10 years ago

      6. It seems that 2 is too obvious.

  19. Swiss Servator, Switzier!   10 years ago

    The European Union has agreed to use its naval forces to intercept migrant ships headed across the Mediterranean, return the passengers to ports in Africa, and destroy the vessels.

    You know who else intercepted ships and destroyed them?

    1. Mike M.   10 years ago

      The Shadows?

    2. Doctor Whom   10 years ago

      Elizabeth I?

    3. Slammer   10 years ago

      Milton Bradley?

      1. Elspeth Flashman   10 years ago

        +1 Saturday morning cartoons overdose.

      2. Restoras, BHS   10 years ago

        Or maybe this?

        Sub Search

      3. Kaptious Kristen   10 years ago

        The key is to put the little 2-hit boat off on its own in a corner.

        1. UnCivilServant   10 years ago

          Not in the corner exactly, just off the corner, so that the four corner shots don't tag it.

    4. Restoras, BHS   10 years ago

      US Navy fleet boats in the Pacific during WWII?

    5. Fist of Etiquette   10 years ago

      The Jem'Hadar.

    6. Enjoy Every Sandwich   10 years ago

      Das Boot?

    7. Xeones   10 years ago

      The Affront?

    8. Bobarian (sexbot hand model)   10 years ago

      The Aluminum Falcon?

    9. Gray Ghost   10 years ago

      Overly broad DMCA takedown orders?

  20. Lord Humungus   10 years ago

    Backlash Against Facebook's Free Internet Service Grows

    On Monday, 65 advocacy organizations in 31 countries released an open letter to Facebook founder and CEO Mark Zuckerberg protesting Internet.org?an effort to bring free internet service to the developing world?saying the project "violates the principles of net neutrality, threatening freedom of expression, equality of opportunity, security, privacy, and innovation."

    With Internet.org, Facebook is partnering with various wireless carriers and other organizations to provide an app that offers free access to certain internet services, including Facebook, on mobile phones in developing countries. But this spring, a group of publishers in India pulled out of the program, saying it violated the principles of net neutrality?the notion that internet providers should treat all online services equally.

    1. Swiss Servator, Switzier!   10 years ago

      "Stop giving out stuff for free"?!

      Thank God these selfless Net Nuetralians are looking out for the poor of the world!

    2. Rich   10 years ago

      In other Facebook news: Oculus Has No Plans to Block Virtual Reality Porn

      according to Oculus founder Palmer Luckey.

      "Palmer Luckey". Of course.

      1. Bobarian (sexbot hand model)   10 years ago

        Oculus Has No Plans to Block Virtual Reality Porn cut it's own throat!

        FTFY

    3. Free Society   10 years ago

      Luddites and slavers, the lot of them.

    4. Timon 19   10 years ago

      These people are too stupid to live.

  21. Bee Tagger   10 years ago

    he was barred from working at the State Department but was employed by the Clinton Foundation and Media Matters

    blumdog17?

  22. Lord Humungus   10 years ago

    Oakland Airport Baggage Handlers Among 14 Charged In Marijuana Smuggling Conspiracy

    U.S. Attorney for the Northern District of California Melinda Haag announced Monday 14 people have been charged in an alleged conspiracy to transport marijuana throughout the country, beginning as early as July 2012.

    According to a criminal complaint partially unsealed Monday, baggage handlers carrying luggage with marijuana would access an operations area of the airport off-limits to security-screened passengers.

    The handlers would allegedly use their security badges to enter the terminal area where screened passengers awaited their outbound flights. The baggage handlers would then hand off the luggage containing the marijuana to passengers to transport as carry-on items.

  23. Warty   10 years ago

    America's worst political cartoonist strikes again.

    1. Swiss Servator, Switzier!   10 years ago

      Hey?! I clicked but it was neither Bok nor Payne!

      1. Warty   10 years ago

        Why did he use a photo of Hildog? Did he run out of time to draw her, or is it done for deliberate effect? Does he mean to suggest that Georgie sees her as different than other humans? What does it mean that Georgie wants her on the $20 bill? He likes giving her money so much that he wants to put her on money and then give her that money? I don't get it.

        1. Swiss Servator, Switzier!   10 years ago

          He's deep, man, deep... Art makes you think!

          Actually, you are correct about the miserable quality of his drawing.

          1. Warty   10 years ago

            Right? Look at this fucking shit. Just look at it.

            1. Swiss Servator, Switzier!   10 years ago

              He has a thing for rather large, puppet looking heads.

        2. Bobarian (sexbot hand model)   10 years ago

          NEEDZ MOAR LABELZ!1!

    2. SugarFree   10 years ago

      This makes even the palsied hand of Joel Pett look good.

  24. Virginian   10 years ago

    http://www.reddit.com/r/explai.....e_minimum/

    Can you find the derpiest comments?

    1. Warty   10 years ago

      There is a subreddit where stupid people ask stupid people to stupidly explain things in a stupid way to them? Christ.

    2. Xeones   10 years ago

      No, because i still love life and am not looking for reasons to shoot myself in the face.

  25. Lord Humungus   10 years ago

    Preaching to the Choir
    ISIS's leader, Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, sounds like a Republican candidate for president.

    The Republicans don't just call the enemy Islamic. They criticize Clinton and Obama for preaching coexistence. At last weekend's South Carolina Freedom Summit, they laughed off the Crusades and defended mockery of Islam. Carly Fiorina, a former Republican Senate nominee now running for president, demanded to know why Clinton has advocated "religious tolerance" and "the need to empathize with our enemies while Christians are being beheaded and crucified."

    Republicans who talk this way think they're being tough. In reality, however, they're aiding the enemy. They're doing for ISIS what they did for al-Qaida: assisting its recruitment, social media, and political strategy. Rhetorically, ISIS and the GOP are in perfect harmony.

    1. SugarFree   10 years ago

      Saletan seems like he's insulting the GOP, but this is really a slam on ISIS. He is terribly disappointed that they haven't driven the Jews out of Palestine yet. Saletan wants the Holocaust Pt. 2 while he is still young enough to molest the starved corpses.

      1. Bo Cara Esq.   10 years ago

        Good grief, another Rev. Al around here to hunt the world's perceived anti-Semites as good ol' Al does the racists.

    2. Bo Cara Esq.   10 years ago

      Saletan makes a point, though it's framed wrong. There's a reason why the Bush and Obama administration both didn't want to make general condemnations of Islam: because it's absolutely true that Islamic extremists use the idea that the West loathes Islam generally as a recruiting talking point, and our conflict with them would be more costly and difficult without key Islamic allies.

      1. Notorious G.K.C.   10 years ago

        Indeed - I think that some Westerners play into the Islamists' hands with their "moderate Muslims just don't know their own religion" rhetoric.

        But I'd like to see the specific quotes from the people Saletan denounces. For instance, "enemies" could refer to the extremists, not all Muslims.

  26. Slammer   10 years ago

    How untaxed cigarettes can lead to funding terrorism

    Let me get a little preachy for a minute because that's the mood I'm in: If you buy cigarettes for a price that is obviously too good to be true, and if you buy knockoff pocketbooks on Canal Street or other faux luxury items around the city, your money could be going to terrorists.

    1. Rich   10 years ago

      AND you just might be a redneck.

    2. WTF   10 years ago

      So that's why the cops had to kill Eric Garner for selling loosies!

      1. gaoxiaen   10 years ago

        How much does a loosie cost?

    3. Andrew S.   10 years ago

      And I thought it couldn't get any dumber than the "buying marijuana funds terrorists" commercial a few years back.

      1. Rhywun   10 years ago

        Forget it Andrew S., it's NY Post-land.

  27. Lord Humungus   10 years ago

    Rand Paul's Iraq problem: Jeb Bush & Marco Rubio have company in GOP's hall of shame

    Is there even a point to Rand Paul anymore? His appeal as a politician has long been his self-styled reputation as "a different kind of Republican" who would strategically deploy his libertarian alter ego and break with the GOP on a few select issue areas. What made Rand Paul "dangerous," according to Rand Paul's people, was that he was Republican enough on taxes and spending to hang on to conservative voters, but he could also eat into traditionally Democratic constituencies with his views on national security and criminal justice reform, which were well outside party orthodoxy. But the story of Rand Paul as a presidential candidate has been his slow, steady abandonment of his libertarian-ish views and his collapse as a Republican renegade.

    ...snip...

    Since then he's been shuffling and inching toward a more aggressive military posture toward the Islamic State. And now, according to Bloomberg's Dave Weigel, Rand Paul thinks that the Iraq War actually could provide a valuable clue for how to beat ISIS:

    1. Warty   10 years ago

      Is there even a point to Rand Paul anymore?

      Well, Salon hates him as much as ever. That's as good a point as anything else.

      1. Pro Libertate   10 years ago

        More than ever. I may have to send him more money.

      2. Drake   10 years ago

        http://www.nationalreview.com/.....oel-gehrke

        Paul Doubles Down on Anti-NSA Message

        That right there earns my vote.

  28. Derpetologist   10 years ago

    Spot the Not: wacky regulations

    1. children in daycare centers must brush their teeth after lunch with approved toothpaste provided by the state

    2. all panhandlers must have a license and complete a 100 hour training course

    3. all sellers of pumpkins and Christmas trees must have a license

    4. fishermen must call the authorities to release whales that get caught in their nets.

    5. entrepreneurs must purchase a license to go OUT of business, pay a fee, and pay a tax on all discounted merchandise sold

    6. all interior decorators must have a license

    1. Rich   10 years ago

      2

      1. gaoxiaen   10 years ago

        2. Are you going to tell us the answer one of these times?

    2. UnCivilServant   10 years ago

      I know 5 is real. I forget which state it was.

    3. Doctor Whom   10 years ago

      2. That's too great a burden on one of the few acceptable classes of economic players.

    4. Swiss Servator, Switzier!   10 years ago

      2....? Tough one.

    5. WTF   10 years ago

      2

    6. Andrew S.   10 years ago

      I'm stuck between 1 and 2. I'll guess 1, because I don't want to conform with everyone else and 2 sounds so stupid that it can only have come from government.

    7. Notorious G.K.C.   10 years ago

      I've heard of 2 and 6, except that I wasn't aware panhandlers had to take training courses for their license. So let me say...

      2

      1. gaoxiaen   10 years ago

        Panhandling is relatively unskilled. Maybe a one-day course, with a free lunch, and dinner, so they don't leave after lunch.

    8. Derpetologist   10 years ago

      2 is the Not. Prize for the winners:

      http://www.businessinsider.com.....10-11?op=1

      #8 Untangling Whale Restriction
      A U.S. District Court judge slapped a $500 fine on Massachusetts fisherman Robert J. Eldridge for untangling a giant whale from his nets and setting it free. So what was his crime? Well, according to the court, Eldridge was supposed to call state authorities and wait for them do it.

      #11 License to Close a Business
      The city of Milwaukee, Wisconsin makes it incredibly difficult to go out of business. In order to close down a business, Milwaukee requires you to purchase an expensive license, you must submit a huge pile of paperwork to the city regarding the inventory you wish to sell off, and you must pay a fee based on the length of your "going out of business sale" plus a two dollar charge for every $1,000 worth of inventory that you are attempting to sell off.

      1. Kaptious Kristen   10 years ago

        Bridesmaids would have been so much funnier if they had ditched the Irish cop storyline in favor of a comedy of errors "going out of business" plot.*

        *The bakery that went out of business in the movie was in Milwaukee

        1. Derpetologist   10 years ago

          It might have been a decent comedy if they brought Mark Twain and Voltaire back from the dead to rewrite the script, and had the 3 Stooges and Monty Python act in it.

          I have not seen this movie, but I know in my bones it is horrid.

          1. gaoxiaen   10 years ago

            From the title, I probably couldn't sit through the trailer.

          2. Kaptious Kristen   10 years ago

            The food poisoning scene is a cinematic classic. Worth the price of admission (free, when it's on TV) alone.

          3. SRVolunteer   10 years ago

            Your bones are incorrect.

  29. Bo Cara Esq.   10 years ago

    People play into the Clinton's hands by making the most extreme criticisms of their behavior, contributing to the narrative they like that the criticism is just the right wing which hates her and relentlessly tosses a new 'worst scandal ever' at her every week. But I've been getting some traction with Democrats by simply asking two questions: 1. Given her attempts to keep limit access over her emails while SoS, how do you think she will govern on matters of secrecy and transparency? and 2. Given her Foundations questionable donations how do you see her as reforming campaign finance (which she is recently starting to sell herself with)?

    1. Virginian   10 years ago

      But I've been getting some traction with Democrats by simply asking two questions

      I'm sure you have.

      1. Swiss Servator, Switzier!   10 years ago

        IT IS LONEWACKO!

      2. Certified Public Asskicker   10 years ago

        Question 3, do you know as much about British buggery laws as I do?

        1. Bo Cara Esq.   10 years ago

          What an inane response. My only comment about buggery law was that the prohibition on abortion was listed in the section with bigamy and buggery in early English criminal law (which we read about in law school). I know you're a pro-life fanatic that would like such history to be downplayed but try harder maybe.

          1. l0b0t   10 years ago

            HURR DURRR!1! Y U neglekt UR kidz bro?!?

  30. Lord Humungus   10 years ago

    What segregation looks like in 'post-racial' America

    The disconnect between the friendliness I saw among Montgomery County's neighbors and the overt segregation I discovered in its community fascinated and haunted me. It hinted at dark communal secrets and painful, untold individual stories. When I began photographing Montgomery County High School students in 2002, the cultural conversation about racism in America felt like a distant history lecture. This was, in the here and now, injustice and painful humiliation endured by kids I knew.

    When I began this project, racism in America seemed like a taboo subject. That's why I was determined to get underneath the surface as I returned to South Georgia again and again. And that's why institutional racism?not just in the Deep South but across the country as well?is so pernicious. In our courts, plaintiffs are not even allowed to bring up race unless the defendant utters an explicit racial slur while committing the crime. The simple fact that our legal institutions don't acknowledge that race plays a major role in our sense of justice shows the depth of the problem. There aren't "Colored Only" entrances anymore, but it's almost as bad when there is official silence on racism and segregation.

    1. Palin's Buttplug   10 years ago

      If churches self segregate why can't other institutions?

      1. WTF   10 years ago

        Let us turn the whole country into a socialist fairyland by the joint operation of the army and people!

      2. Xeones   10 years ago

        BBUUUUUTTPPPLLLUUUUUGGG

    2. WTF   10 years ago

      In our courts, plaintiffs are not even allowed to bring up race unless the defendant utters an explicit racial slur while committing the crime.

      So, what's the writer's point here? That white plaintiffs don't get to use a black defendant's race against them? And since he is talking about crime, they're not plaintiffs, they're alleged victims. Salon is truly a black hole of derp.

    3. Bobarian (sexbot hand model)   10 years ago

      acknowledge that race plays a major role in our sense of justice

      THE FEELZ!!11!

  31. Grand Moff Serious Man   10 years ago

    Rand Paul: Meh on abortion

    During a Q & A in Philadelphia at the National Constitution Center with a local radio host, Paul was asked if he will go out of his way to talk about the issue of abortion in the presidential campaign.

    "You know ? I will answer the question as honestly as I can," Paul replied. "I didn't run for office because of this issue. It wasn't what got me to leave my practice. And I ran for office mainly because I became concerned that we're going to destroy the country with debt.

    [snip]

    "I think the question that still divides us, and it's a difficult question, is when does life begin," Paul, an eye doctor, added. "I think we go down all kinds of rabbit holes talking about other stuff, but I'm an ophthalmologist, and I see one, two-pound babies in the neonatal nursery. I look into their eyes to try to prevent a form of blindness that is now preventable."

    "And everybody agrees that that one-pound baby has rights," he said. "If someone were to hurt that one-pound baby in the neonatal nursery, it's a problem. That baby has rights. But we somewhat inconsistently say that seven-pound baby at birth or just before birth has no rights. And so I think these are questions we have to sort out. We just have to figure when we agree life begins."

    FAKE LIBERTARIAN!!!

    1. Bo Cara Esq.   10 years ago

      Are there one pound viable fetuses? From what I've read, though I'm happy to be corrected, fetuses hit one pound around week 22-23 but the earliest surviving fetus was 21...

      More broadly, it's thoughtful answers to tough questions like this that make me admire Paul so, though I'd bet they're not the politically best to give. He'd probably be better off to give a vague 'im committed to work to build a culture of life' and move on.

      1. Banjos   10 years ago

        Not all babies develop at the same rate. That's why some full term babies are 9lbs and others are 6lbs.

  32. Ted S.   10 years ago

    IFH laughs at her antipodean cousins:

    Under-8s rugby game called off after adults storm field

    A junior rugby game was called off Saturday when adults stormed the field after an altercation between some of the young players.

    The game, played by under-8-year-olds from Ponsonby Rugby Club and Waitemata Rugby Club, came to an end minutes before the end of the match because of the incident.

    [...]

    He understood that an adult from the Ponsonby team had "manhandled one of our kids".

    He was stopped by the mother of the child, and there was an "altercation" between the two, Mr Mallabar said.

    However, he stressed he had only read one report into the incident.

    "Until you hear both sides, you don't know."

    [...]

    It's not the first time spectator's tempers have flared at rugby matches. Four Auckland Grammar and five Kelston Boys' players were banned in 2009 after scores of spectators waded into an on-field brawl between the boys.

    Police were called after a referee was punched in the face, allegedly by a spectator, at a rugby final between Auckland Grammar and De La Salle College last August.

    In June, two Porirua men attacked supporters and the coach of the opposing team at an under-11 game. The previous month a parent grabbed the ref's throat at an under-10s match in Papatoetoe.

    1. Rich   10 years ago

      Waitemata Rugby Club

      From Waitemata U.?

    2. Swiss Servator, Switzier!   10 years ago

      Don't mess with rugby in Kiwi land...

  33. Idle Hands   10 years ago

    So Stephanopolis makes around 15 million dollars a year.

    BC has plenty of reasons to be freaking out over the George Stephanopoulos scandal ? 105?million, to be exact.
    The "Good Morning America" and "This Week" anchor renewed his contract last year for $105 million, TV industry sources told The Post Monday.
    The seven-year deal ? which dwarfs the five-year, $50 million contract scored by since-suspended NBC rival Brian Williams ? was supposed to keep Stephanopoulos in front of ABC's cameras through 2021.

    To be fair that's probably how much a living wage costs these days.

    1. Rich   10 years ago

      dwarfs

      Um, um, LITTLEPEOPLIST!

      1. Lord Humungus   10 years ago

        holy short man...

        1. Idle Hands   10 years ago

          Pound for pound though he's probably the highest paid person in the country.

          1. Medical Physics Guy   10 years ago

            What does Reich make?

            1. Scruffy Nerfherder   10 years ago

              Chocolate bars

            2. Xeones   10 years ago

              He doesn't make anything, except crap from both ends.

            3. gaoxiaen   10 years ago

              Swastika armbands?

    2. gaijin   10 years ago

      And what on earth is George Stephanopoly's unique skill that commands this premium? Oh wait...

      1. Pro Libertate   10 years ago

        It's not some weird coincidence that's made the media so in bed with a political party and the government in general.

    3. Rufus J. Firefly   10 years ago

      Of course, suddenly the narrative switches back to 'he earned that money' for the left.

  34. Grand Moff Serious Man   10 years ago

    Forecast in Australia: cloud with a chance of arachnids

    Forget cats and dogs?it was raining spiders recently in southern Australia, according to local news reports.

    Millions of spiders dropped from the sky in the Southern Tablelands region (map), blanketing the countryside with their webs. "They fly through the sky and then we see these falls of spiderwebs that look almost as if it's snowing," local resident Keith Basterfield told the Goulburn Post. (See "7 Bug and Spider Myths Squashed.")

    Though many news reports have called them babies, the spiders are actually just "very, very small" adults called sheet-web weavers or money spiders, according to Robb Bennett, a research associate in entomology at the Royal British Columbia Museum in Victoria.

    It's unclear what spurs these spiders take to the skies in what are called mass ballooning events, Bennett notes.

    But once they do, millions crawl to the highest points of their habitat?say a fence pole, or a tall plant?and send out silk strands that allow them to be lifted on air currents. (Also see "Photos: World's Biggest, Strongest Spider Webs Found.")

    "It's a reverse-parachute effect?they're going from the ground into the air," Bennett said. "It's awe-inspiring."

    1. Lord Humungus   10 years ago

      It would seem like flamethrowers would be flying off the shelves...

    2. Entropy Void   10 years ago

      DROP SPIDERS!

    3. Notorious G.K.C.   10 years ago

      I saw that movie. It has William Shattner, IIRC.

    4. Xeones   10 years ago

      How much clearer can Mother Nature make it? DO NOT GO TO AUSTRALIA.

  35. Swiss Servator, Switzier!   10 years ago

    "It's unclear what spurs these spiders take to the skies in what are called mass ballooning events, Bennett notes."

    Duh, they are trying to escape the deadly continent of Australia!

  36. Certified Public Asskicker   10 years ago

    This Politician Just Said What Everyone Is Thinking About Game of Thrones

    Sen. Claire McCaskill is officially done with Game of Thrones.

    "Ok, I'm done Game of Thrones," McCaskill said Tuesday morning on Twitter.
    "Water Garden, stupid.Gratuitous rape scene disgusting and unacceptable.It was a rocky ride that just ended.

    The Missouri Democrat sent out the stream of consciousness tweet Tuesday morning, likely after wrapping up the HBO series' most recent episode, which featured a brutal wedding-night rape scene that many criticized.

    Oh, spoilers?

    1. Grand Moff Serious Man   10 years ago

      So showing people burned alive and ripped apart is kosher, but depicting a wedding night rape scene is crossing the line?

      What about when Ramsay cuts off Theon's penis (as well as other appendages)? That was two seasons ago.

      1. Swiss Servator, Switzier!   10 years ago

        That was fine, because patriarchy.

        1. Bobarian (sexbot hand model)   10 years ago

          That was fine, because it was in the book?

      2. Certified Public Asskicker   10 years ago

        I still enjoy the show, but between the book readers who tell me the show is dumb because it strays too much from the books (even the books/parts of the books that suck) and the SJWs who shit their pants every time a rape scene occurs, it is wearing on me.

        1. Andrew S.   10 years ago

          What Ramsay did to Sansa on their wedding night is a fucking picnic compared to what happened with his wife on their wedding night in the books.

          1. Teaching Student   10 years ago

            Only problem now is, Ramsay is legitimized in the show, whereas in the book, he is only perceived to be, with fun revelations to come (hopefully).

        2. Restoras, BHS   10 years ago

          The show is starting to bore me. There are just too many characters and plot lines to adequately cover in a 50 minute show.

          Can't we just skip to the end where the dragons devour Cersei?

          1. Certified Public Asskicker   10 years ago

            I do want more dragons.

            1. UnCivilServant   10 years ago

              I haven't seen any dragons in that show, just Wyverns. Do true dragons eventually turn up?

            2. Restoras, BHS   10 years ago

              They should make the show 70 minutes instead of 50, or just go to 80. Is it 50 minutes so it can be broadcast on networks that advertise? Whatever the excuse 50 minutes is just not enough.

      3. Notorious G.K.C.   10 years ago

        Wow, I feel so deprived for missing this series!

        1. Notorious G.K.C.   10 years ago

          I mean, Lord of the Rings is great and all, but where is the gratuitous nudity, the rape, and the penis-slicing?

    2. Scruffy Nerfherder   10 years ago

      Am I supposed to care about McCaskill's visceral reaction to fantasy TV violence?

      Twitter, allowing bloated egos to spew inane opinions into the aether since 2006.

    3. Teaching Student   10 years ago

      The TV show lost me too.... because this is a HUGE change to the storyline, completely changing the dynamics of the upcoming events.

  37. Grand Moff Serious Man   10 years ago

    Not sure if I think this is sage commencement advice from Stephen Colbert

    "I hope you find the courage to decide for yourself what is right and what is wrong, and then please, expect as much of the world around you. Try to make the world good according to your standards."

    Those were some of the words of wisdom uttered by comedian Stephen Colbert during his commencement address to the graduates of North Carolina's Wake Forest University on Monday.

    In a world full of uncertainty and people who want to tear you down, Colbert stressed the importance of developing your own set of values and beliefs.

    "People my age will sometimes say to you, 'Hey, that work you did, that thing you said, that cause you championed -- it's not good,'" he said. "Having your own standards will help you weather moments like that ? [and will allow] you to perceive success where others may see failure.

    Erm, that sounds like a recipe for developing zero sense of self-awareness, which I guess is a trait largely characteristic of Colbert devotees.

    1. gaijin   10 years ago

      Translated Colbert:

      "Look into the mirror each day and repeat... I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it, people really like me"

      1. WTF   10 years ago

        How do think Al Franken got elected to the Senate?

    2. B.P.   10 years ago

      Yay. Everyone gets their own "truth".

  38. Entropy Void   10 years ago

    Heh.

    http://www.weeklystandard.com/.....50416.html

    Couldn't have happened to a nicer skank.

    1. Entropy Void   10 years ago

      Oh, bloody hell, I forgot the headline-

      The Worst Day of Hillary Clinton's Campaign
      So far!

    2. Scruffy Nerfherder   10 years ago

      Phake Scandulll

  39. Grand Moff Serious Man   10 years ago

    Scientists envision large orbital laser cannon to destroy space debris

    Now researchers suggest the Extreme Universe Space Observatory (EUSO), scheduled to be installed on Japan's module on the space station in 2017, could help the orbiting complex detect dangerous debris. They add that a powerful laser under development could then help shoot down this space garbage.

    "The EUSO telescope, which was originally designed to detect cosmic rays, could also be put to use for this useful project," study lead author Toshikazu Ebisuzaki, an astrophysicist and chief scientist at the RIKEN (Rikagaku Kenky?sho) Computational Astrophysics Laboratory in Wako, Japan, told Space.com.

    EUSO was originally developed to detect ultraviolet light produced by ultrahigh-energy cosmic raysas they enter the atmosphere at night. The scientists reasoned that its wide range of view and powerful optics could also help it detect high-speed debris near the International Space Station.

    Once EUSO detects incoming space junk, the researchers suggest, a Coherent Amplification Network (CAN) laser can then blast the debris. The CAN laser consists of many small lasers working together to generate a single powerful beam. This device is currently under development to drive particles at high speeds in atom smashers.

    1. Swiss Servator, Switzier!   10 years ago

      A European Orbital Laser Cannon...what could go wrong?

      1. gaoxiaen   10 years ago

        They start selling them to American police departments?

    2. UnCivilServant   10 years ago

      Scare headline: "Japan to Orbit Atom-smashing Laser!"

    3. Scruffy Nerfherder   10 years ago

      You know who else had dreams of lasers in orbit?

      1. WTF   10 years ago

        Can I at least get them on sharks? Throw me a frickin' bone here!

      2. Lord Humungus   10 years ago

        Emperor Palpatine?

      3. Xeones   10 years ago

        Ronald Reagan?

        1. Pro Libertate   10 years ago

          In college, I saw some general who was in charge of some pro-SDI organization--can't remember the name, High Frontier, maybe? Anyway, it didn't seem as crazy as the media made it out to be, especially since our only defense against getting nuked was the ability to nuke back. Which seems kind of weak when you think about it.

          Before this issue became a political football, I recall a 60 Minutes segment, maybe all the way back to the late 70s, that was favorable to the idea of ABM defenses (I don't remember the details, just talk of particle accelerators and space and ground-based defense systems).

          Not that the proposals weren't ungodly expensive and probably not doable for that reason, not to mention that there's some truth to ABM deployment potentially destabilizing the MAD status quo, but the concept itself wasn't as inherently absurd as the media and the left made it out to be. They consistently declared the technology unworkable if it weren't 100% infallible, which is a little silly.

          1. Gray Ghost   10 years ago

            In college, I saw some general who was in charge of some pro-SDI organization--can't remember the name, High Frontier, maybe? Anyway, it didn't seem as crazy as the media made it out to be, especially since our only defense against getting nuked was the ability to nuke back. Which seems kind of weak when you think about it.

            LTG Daniel Graham. The funny thing is, his ideas are a lot more workable now, with better sensors/software, and more importantly, a low fewer missiles to kill. Killing ICBMs in boost phase is a lot easier now using stealthy UAVs and F-22s, than it would have been using however many laser battle stations and mirrors General Graham and Jerry Pournelle wanted built.

            1. Pro Libertate   10 years ago

              That's him. I spoke to him after the speech, but I don't remember the conversation. One thing I enjoyed about college was all of the speakers. I saw some ex-CIA agent who was a study in paranoia (yet he probably had reason to be) and Jim Belushi, before he'd done anything other than Trading Places, talking about acting and, of course, John.

    4. Pro Libertate   10 years ago

      Yeah, destroying "debris."

      While I'm not a fan of a lot that we do, I'm a'thinkin' the U.S. needs to release the shackles and let the private sector develop space forthwith.

    5. Andrew S.   10 years ago

      Will it help when the arachnids aim a meteor at Buenos Aires?

      (would you like to know more?)

    6. Bobarian (sexbot hand model)   10 years ago

      which was originally designed to detect cosmic rays

      Toshikazu Ebisuzaki: Japanese for Reed Richards?

    7. Azathoth!!   10 years ago

      a Coherent Amplification Network (CAN) laser can then blast the debris. The CAN laser consists of many small lasers working together to generate a single powerful beam.

      So, a fully functional battlestation then?

  40. Kaptious Kristen   10 years ago

    I'm filling out my self appraisal for my anal...err....annual review. Hate those fuckin things. Reminds me of the touchy-feely bullshit that started to crop up in schools in the 1980's. Like the IALAC Sign.

    All I need to know is: did I do a good enough job to get a raise? If not, what can I do to get a raise?

    1. UnCivilServant   10 years ago

      My supervisor has forgotten to fill out my annual performance evaluation for two years running.

      Nobody cares. Renumeration isn't based on merit around here.

      1. The DerpRider   10 years ago

        Yeah. Our corp has limited raises to 2% the past two years. I asked my boss about busting my ass and he shrugged. For reference I've reduced expenses for my company an average of $25 million each year for the past five. So yeah...

    2. Elspeth Flashman   10 years ago

      Those forms are weird: it seems almost like the form is asking if you'd feel guilty if you got more money for doing the same job. All that employer-created stuff just seems like make-work for the HR people.
      Bonus of self-employment: I gave myself a raise, it was a good one. I determined I earned it because I work damn hard.

    3. Notorious G.K.C.   10 years ago

      "I didn't take a machine gun to you last year, though you seemed to be going out of your way to tempt me. I deserve a raise for my self-control. My self-control so far, that is."

  41. SugarFree   10 years ago

    It's not me, I swear.

    1. WTF   10 years ago

      Awesome

    2. Pro Libertate   10 years ago

      Not you. But one of your minions.

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder   10 years ago

        You mean this guy?

        1. Pro Libertate   10 years ago

          Apparently, I do.

    3. Elspeth Flashman   10 years ago

      lolol.
      btw, I went to your website the other day and read the tale of Melind-duh. First time visit to your site. Thanks! If I hadn't been conditioned to weirdness from visiting H&R that one visit alone might have done it.

      1. SugarFree   10 years ago

        Thank you.

        1. Pro Libertate   10 years ago

          Remember all of us when Warty Hugeman becomes an HBO series and is the first programming they deem too offensive to air before midnight.

          1. WTF   10 years ago

            Except the show runners will decide they can write Warty better than SugarFree and replace the Doomcock with a robotic arm, or something equally stupid.

            1. Pro Libertate   10 years ago

              Ah, but SF has anticipated their intransigence and has written his novels in such a way that the showrunner's changes will reflect his true vision. All is as he has pornseen.

            2. SugarFree   10 years ago

              A giant robotic arm for a penis is still pretty impressive. The Fistulator cannot be denied.

              1. Pro Libertate   10 years ago

                I thought all of his appendages were functional penises. Or was that from the Korean knock-off series, Marty Klugeman?

                1. SugarFree   10 years ago

                  Without you there would be no institutional knowledge of the Warty Hugeman franchise at all. You really should be running the wiki.

                  1. Pro Libertate   10 years ago

                    Considering that I make it up as I go along, that might have a certain. . .disorder to it.

                    1. SugarFree   10 years ago

                      Just as long as you quit your job and leave your family to work on it. I don't want any half-assedness on your part.

                    2. Pro Libertate   10 years ago

                      Spoken by the guy who has never even started writing before a deadline. Ten agent suicides are on your bloody, gnarled hands.

                    3. SugarFree   10 years ago

                      They were weak.

                    4. Pro Libertate   10 years ago

                      Two go in, one comes out is actually not a legal method of hiring agents.

  42. Derpetologist   10 years ago

    Spot the Not: lame excuses given by politicians

    1. Please, let me just set the record straight: I thought the cop was a prostitute.

    2. Yes I have smoked crack cocaine. But no, do I, am I an addict? No. Have I tried it? Probably in one of my drunken stupors, probably approximately about a year ago.

    3. I have tried to address these gremlins; confront them. What I did was an egregious violation of trust to my family, to my colleagues, to the state, and I've paid a price and appropriately so.

    4. Better to have a passion for beautiful women than to be gay.

    5. I have no idea what you're asking about. I've responded, consistently, to these tabloid allegations by saying I don't respond to these lies and you know that.

    6. I cheated on my wife and I lied about it. The maturity I didn't have was how to balance that job with family and spirituality.

    1. Andrew S.   10 years ago

      I think #1 was Homer Simpson. Though I'm not sure if they got that joke from real life. I'll guess that anyways.

    2. Scruffy Nerfherder   10 years ago

      I'm going with 4

    3. Notorious G.K.C.   10 years ago

      I know some Canadian said 2, 3, 5 and 6 sound like typical political gobbledegook, so that leaves 1 and 4.

      Let's say:

      1

    4. Derpetologist   10 years ago

      1 is the Not and it was inspired by Homer Simpson.

    5. gaoxiaen   10 years ago

      3. It sounds like a sort of nonapolgy.

    6. Kaptious Kristen   10 years ago

      Ahhh, Rob Ford. Whatever happened to him?

  43. Warty   10 years ago

    Tom Waits on Letterman

  44. Cdr Lytton   10 years ago

    For those predicting the conscription of doctors to serve in the People's Glorious Obamacare Medical Corps, behold the first baby steps:

    Under House Bill 3300, which would apply exclusively in Lane County, primary care doctors would be allowed to serve public employees and teachers on state-sponsored health insurance plans only if at least 15 percent of the doctor's total patient caseload were patients insured by OHP.

    1. Cdr Lytton   10 years ago

      But proponents say the problem is that some Lane County doctors refuse to see their fair share of OHP patients.

      Jane Conley, an administrator at Springfield Family Physicians, said at the April hearing that OHP patients now make up 35 percent of her practice's caseload, up from 18 percent since 2013.

      But other medical practices have not followed suit, she said. Because of the overall shortage of primary care doctors, "it's easy for a provider to carve out a practice that has only the best-paying (private-insurance patients) in it," she said.

      Added Alan Yordy, PeaceHealth's president, said: "The system works as long as everyone shares in (serving) their respective portion of each patient type."

      1. Cdr Lytton   10 years ago

        HB 3300 "asks the state to set some quid-pro-quo" between doctors seeing OHP patients and having access to state employees and teachers whose insurance pays the doctors at higher rates, Yordy added.

        Rep. John Lively, a Springfield Democrat who sponsored the bill, said the proposed 15 percent threshold is still lower than the overall share of Lane County residents on OHP, which is between 18 and 19 percent.

        Lively said he understands those who argue that if OHP paid higher rates for doctor visits and other medical activities, more doctors would be willing to take on OHP patients.

        But "to up the rates, the money has to come from somewhere," he said, and the state's future health care budgets already face challenges as federal funding for them declines.

        Despite the late movement in the rules committee, Lively said he still feels the bill is "a long shot."

        "I'm frustrated that we haven't had more public conversations about how this approach might work," he said.

        1. Teaching Student   10 years ago

          I'm presently listening to the Atlas Shrugged audiobook.... This sure sounds a helluva lot like the "Equalization of Opportunity Act." Everything must be equal, everyone do their fair share.

      2. adolphowisner   10 years ago

        My buddy's mother makes $75 every hour on the laptop . She has been laid off for seven months but last month her pay check was $18875 just working on the laptop for a few hours.
        Look At This. ???? http://www.jobsfish.com

      3. Kaptious Kristen   10 years ago

        Any time you hear the words "fair share", run for your life!!

  45. pew66055   10 years ago

    Nathaniel . although Stephanie `s rep0rt is super... I just bought a top of the range Mercedes sincee geting a check for $4416 this last four weeks and would you believe, ten/k last-month . no-doubt about it, this really is the best-job I've ever done . I actually started seven months/ago and almost straight away started making a nice over $79.. p/h..... ?????? http://www.netcash9.com

  46. Restoras, BHS   10 years ago

    I've seen some bad ones at soccer, lacrosse and baseball games but bad hockey parents take the cake.

  47. Warty   10 years ago

    Football parents are amazing, too. We had the parents of one loser sue my high school coach because their little loser didn't get any playing time because he sucked, and we had another set of loser parents try to press assault charges against the coach's tiny wife for allegedly throwing the physically gigantic loser father down some stairs during a dispute about playcalling or something like that.

  48. Ted S.   10 years ago

    Or this.

  49. Swiss Servator, Switzier!   10 years ago

    Wait...what?! Sue for lack of playing time?! I hope the judge sanctioned them.

  50. Warty   10 years ago

    Both were laughed out of court by the judge, thankfully. In the second case, the coach's attorney had the plaintiff, a Yinzer whose height in inches and IQ were both about 80, stand next to the coach's wife, who was 5'1" at most. The judge looked at them for a second, said "Get out of my court," and that was that.

  51. Warty   10 years ago

    The kid was a freshman, too. About 5'6", 130 pounds if he was lucky, and as coordinated as Michael J. Fox. What did his parents think would happen if he got put on the field?

  52. Swiss Servator, Switzier!   10 years ago

    "And then he threw his gavel at the lawyer that signed these cretins up as clients" Right? RIGHT?!

  53. Idle Hands   10 years ago

    he'd be fine.

  54. Pro Libertate   10 years ago

    That he'd turn into a werewolf?

  55. Rufus J. Firefly   10 years ago

    Yeah. Amazing Tampa got by despite the penalties.

    This is gonna be one crazy series.

    And the Ducks. Man, I've said it before and will say it again, that's one mean motherfucken team. They may just pound the Blackhawks into the ice.

  56. Medical Physics Guy   10 years ago

    There was a study related to this about seven years back. They determined that kids who play countless hours of sports in the hopes of getting a college scholarship, were much more likely to get into a better school with a bigger scholarship if they had spent that time on academics.

    Having said that, I recently met a really nice Czech fellow who managed to get himself a shot at college, American citizenship, and a nice business career by scoring a Big Ten tennis scholarship.

  57. Rufus J. Firefly   10 years ago

    Same crap in soccer.

    At one point, my style of play wasn't 'aggressive' enough for the barbarian North American style of coaching and saw my playing time reduced. I hated it because I was superior to the players getting the time but my father didn't sue anyone. The parents - the real students of the game - in fact would often tell the coaches off in my defense.

    It was just another notch in my lessons in life.

    But I'd lie if I said it didn't leave me jilted and jaded for a long, long time.

    Nothing bothers one more than losing a promotion, or playing time etc. to a chump.

  58. Pope Jimbo   10 years ago

    I work with a guy who played for the Gopher hockey team years ago and became a high school teacher. When girl's hockey started in MN his school talked him into being the coach.

    He said it was the worst coaching gig he had ever had. Not only the parents were crazy, but according to him girls took everything he said way to literally. He had one girl complain that when she did A in a practice he said "fantastic" but when her team mate did the same thing he said "great job" and that made her feel like he didn't appreciate her hard work as much as the other girl's.

    He lasted a year as the coach. He still has a haunted look in his eyes when he talks about it.

  59. Restoras, BHS   10 years ago

    Losing? I think it is safe to say Iraq is lost, all that remains is the partitioning.

  60. Derpetologist   10 years ago

    About those strikes-

    Every time the plane takes flight, it gets counted as a strike, even if they don't drop any bombs. It also gets counted as a strike if the crew is on board, but the mission is canceled before take-off.

  61. Swiss Servator, Switzier!   10 years ago

    SHUT YER GOB!

  62. Elspeth Flashman   10 years ago

    I lose interest once the Red Wings are out of the running. Maybe if a game is playing in the bar I will watch it. I may just start following baseball. Wait, that'll never happen.

  63. Rufus J. Firefly   10 years ago

    Sorry Swiss, but they rattled the Hawks in Game 1. Now of course, the Hawks are champions and may very well adjust and win the series but the Ducks are gonna bruise them in the process. But they have more depth than we think - Belesky, Cogliano, Silverberg, Palmieri - tough and even skilled.

  64. WTF   10 years ago

    Well yeah, that too.

  65. Rhywun   10 years ago

    I was superior to the players getting the time

    Yeah, they were preparing you for the real world all right.

  66. Bobarian (sexbot hand model)   10 years ago

    Mostly that.

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