Friday Funnies: There's a Problem With Your Tax Refund…

Chip Bok | 4.17.2015 7:00 AM

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Fist of Etiquette 10 years ago

I don't know which looks more appalled, Matthew Perry or Mira Sorvino.
1. UnCivilServant 10 years ago
  
  His expression reads more like "What am I doing in the same room with a peasant?"
2. Libertarian 10 years ago
  
  Hard to say when Christopher Hitchens is your CPA.
  1. invisible furry hand 10 years ago
    
    Looked to me more like Ben from Veep
    1. Cdr Lytton 10 years ago
      
      Clearly Jim Belushi, Michael Keaton, and Monica Seles.
      
      So they got ... SLAPPED ... with an audit?
      
      Happy Friday everyone!
      1. Rich 10 years ago
        
        *hack!* *slap!*
        
        invisible furry hand 10 years ago
        
        *slap!*
        
        Almanian! 10 years ago
        
        *SLAP!*
        
        straffinrun 10 years ago
        
        *Slap* skip ahead to 4:23 and mute.
3. Lord Humungus 10 years ago
  
  I thought it was James Wood
  1. Swiss Servator...burn B??gg! 10 years ago
    
    Brezhnev with better eyebrow trimming?
invisible furry hand 10 years ago

If you were a tax-exempt non-profit, what would your purpose? Mine would be to ensure each needy libertarian got a care package of a basic, cheap top hat, monocle, spats and orphan*

* may not be an actual orphan
1. Libertarian 10 years ago
  
  Fine Print:
  
  Photo of orphan for illustration purposes only. IFH reserves right to provide similar orphan of equal or greater value. Photo enlarged to show detail.
  1. l0b0t 10 years ago
    
    Part of a balanced breakfast
    
    Serving suggestion
    
    Orphans are sold by weight, not volume; contents may have shifted during shipping.
PH2050 10 years ago

What is that creature latched onto the IRS guy's back?

New Star Wars movie trailer came out yesterday. Another new trailer comes out today.
1. Libertarian 10 years ago
  
  Puppet Masters have taken over the IRS. It all makes sense now.
  1. PH2050 10 years ago
    
    Must...not...fall...asleep...
    1. Swiss Servator...burn B??gg! 10 years ago
      
      WRONG MOVIE!
      
      *pedantic glare*
2. straffinrun 10 years ago
  
  My father has it. I have it. My sister has it. Better call Chris Christy.
3. soflarider 10 years ago
  
  Obviously it's the hair that used to grow on his head, fashioned into a mohawk of sorts.
4. plusafdotcom 10 years ago
  
  Rebreather/converter pack that allows space alien to survive in oxygen-rich atmosphere...
Rich 10 years ago

The TIPS jar is a nice touch; but I suspect this is more common.
1. Rhywun 10 years ago
  
  I was thinking of a gom jabbar myself.
Lord Humungus 10 years ago

Bok is back! And he's mad as hell.
1. Swiss Servator...burn B??gg! 10 years ago
  
  I am so happy...
  
  *slightly disappointed look*
  1. invisible furry hand 10 years ago
    
    *slightly disappointed look*
    
    Needz moar labelz
    1. Swiss Servator...burn B??gg! 10 years ago
      
      Always, ifh, always.
Almanian! 10 years ago

So.....Squiggy and a young Penny Marshall are getting schooled by....reanimated, younger Gerald Ford?

I actually don't get this one. Horrible. Therefore - perfect.

Happy fucking Friday, Reasonoids. May you all suffer an extended period of tachycardia due to stress from thinking about the IRS, which does not abate, thereby killing you after a few hours of excruciating chest pain.
1. Swiss Servator...burn B??gg! 10 years ago
  
  Is the eagle in the IRS logo flipping everyone off?
  1. Dark Lord of the Cis 10 years ago
    
    That should totally be the new logo for the IRS. It would be so, fitting.
    1. UnCivilServant 10 years ago
      
      The current vulture is so apt though.
sloopyinTEXAS 10 years ago

The eagle on the wall is gonna have serious back problems if she doesn't get a bra with better support.
creech 10 years ago

My son's refund was hacked this year and the IRS discovered it and notified him they had stopped processing the refund. But that includes stopping processing his legitimate refund, too. He's been told it will be up to six months before he sees his money.
Duelles 10 years ago

So in an audit I saw "Vonderbank" written on the side of the calculator. I remarked, " is that some funny take off on "vonder kinde?" Well no! That was his last name. It went very well after that. I actually prevailed because I was honest and they had no friggin' clue.

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