Top 25 'Christmas Gifts' Cops Took From You or Bought With Your Money

Nothing rings in the holidays better than gift giving, except gift taking. With that in mind, please enjoy the Top 25 "Christmas gifts" cops took from you or bought with your money through civil asset forfeiture:

1. ATF Pocket Knives Engraved: "Always Think Forfeiture"
2. 2,507 Live Canary Winged Parakeets
3. 11 1/4 Dozen Packages of Articles Labeled in Part Mrs. Moffat's Shoo-Fly Powders for Drunkenness
4. $9,547 Worth of Gatorade
5. First Prize-Winning Margarita Machine
6. Kegs, Tequila, and Rum
7. $524 Popcorn Maker
8. Candy for a Poultry Festival
9. $160,000 Wine Collection
10. $40,000 Digital Ticket Writers
11. $23,704/Month in First-Class Flights
12. $250 to See CeeLo Green and Dwight Howard
13. Inmates Used to Construct a Weekend Home
14. Galas and Soirées
15. $800 to Pay Off Eviction Fees
16. $1,100 Worth of Flowers
17. $16,000 for Elaborate Home Security
18. Tickets to a Motorcycle Rally and a Christmas Parade
19. $27,000 to Take the Whole Office to Hawaii
20. $100,020 of Legal Gambling Winnings
21. An Article of Hazardous Substance Consisting of 50,000 Cardboard Boxes More or Less, Each Containing One Pair of Clacker Balls
22. Military-Style Assault and Sniper Rifles
23. 15 Cats
24. Tanning Salon
25. Hookers, Booze, and Weed

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