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Politics

WATCH: Stand With Hillary: Part 2 (Arkansas Badonkadonk)

Meredith Bragg | 12.13.2014 7:00 PM

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"Stand with Hillary: Part 2" was originally released on Dec. 12, 2014. The original text is below:

Remy helps the Stand with Hillary super PAC come up with a new music video.

Approximately 2 minutes.

Written and performed by Remy. Music tracks and background vocals by Ben Karlstrom. Video by Meredith Bragg.

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LYRICS:
Just like the last time around
Republicans are gonna frown
Mitt Romney and Ben Carson now?
Like Twitter stock you're going down

You'd that you were riding in
Billy Joel's car I swear
because you're gonna see
shattered glass everywhere

I'm talking Arkansas Badonkadonk..
Perfect voting record make you wanna vote along
Gonna bring along ol' Bill Clinton
and ooh-wee, shut my mouth, slap your grandma

You think she's gonna lose
in the early primaries?
You'd sooner see Al Sharpton
promptly filing quarterlies

Somehow I'm a crusader
Can label you a hater
While I say "nominate
anybody with a baby-maker"

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  9. PapayaSF   10 years ago

    Some reasons why Hillary will never be President.

    – Her health. There are indications she’s far less healthy than she claims. Let’s see those medical records.

    – The entire feminist/War on Women is blowing up on the left. They wanted a narrative of “rape culture” by privileged white men. (Ignore the rapes by non-whites, they do NOT fit the narrative!) Instead they got the opposite: a lesson in (supposedly rare-to-mythical) false accusations of rape. The “1 in 5” meme is blown out of the water by DoJ statistics. Sorry, it’s more like 6 in a thousand, better than off-campus, and getting better. All the dogmatic Jackie supporters look like idiots. This is all a huge blow to modern feminist activists, and in indirect but distinct ways, undercuts her campaign and appeal. The plans Hillary to use her gender were never as strong as many thought, but now even fewer will feel they must make her President as a civil rights gesture.

  10. PapayaSF   10 years ago

    – She never fit the feminist narrative, anyway. She’s a privileged white woman who got where she is through marriage. She’s rich. She has a record of shielding her husband (a rapist and sex abuser) by attacking his victims. In her younger days she kept a dangerous rapist out of prison by attacking his victim.

    – She comes off as shrill, brittle, fake. She does not project confidence so much as entitlement.

    – She’s trapped by Obama’s failure. She can’t run on “more like the last 8 years” and win. If she runs to left of Obama, she loses the center even more. If she runs to his right, she abandons the Democratic base.

    There is the claim that Democrat have an electoral college lock, but I don’t think that’s enough to overcome the above.

    1. AlmightyJB   10 years ago

      You’re assuming that most voters are either informed of all of this (Facebook and comedy central are major news outlets), Intelligent enough to discern fact from fiction, or that they even care what’s true or not.

      1. AlmightyJB   10 years ago

        When Hillary’s weaknesses are pointed out, many of these people are not going to say, hey that’s a really good point. They are going to close ranks.

        1. VG Zaytsev   10 years ago

          Both parties have a rock solid floor of 35%+ of the electorate that will vote for their candidate even if it’s a convicted serial killer.

          The people you describe are part of that group. Their circling the wagons around hillary doesn’t matter because they would vote for her or anyother dem nominee no matter what.

          1. PapayaSF   10 years ago

            She would get yellow dog Democrats, sure, but not all the centrists/independents she needs. The black vote won’t turn out for her like they did for Obama, and similarly the extreme left.

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