Drug Enforcement Agents Probe NFL Docs, Anonymous Hacks Ku Klux Klan Twitter, Dark Days for Mississippi Prisons: A.M. Links


- Federal drug enforcement agents paid visits to three NFL teams Sunday to spot check doctors for suspicious prescription drugs. Medical staff from the San Francisco 49ers, Tampa Bay Buccaneers, and Seattle Seahawks were checked "as part of an ongoing investigation into potential violations" of the Controlled Substances Act, according to DEA spokesman Rusty Payne; no arrests were made.
- Several supposed Ku Klux Klan Twitter accounts were taken over by Australian Anonymous hackers after KKK members threatened to use "lethal force" against Ferguson, Missouri, demonstrators.
- Congressional Republicans don't appear inclined to block the District of Columbia's recently-passed measure to legalize marijuana.
- An online poll from PBS finds most folks would not support an outright ban on tobacco sales.
- The federal jury indictment of Mississippi's longest-serving chief of prisons, Christopher B. Epps—he's accused of accepting more than $1 million in bribes from a former state legislator who now owns and represents private prisons—could require the state to undertake "a top-to-bottom reassessment of its prison-contracting system".
- Pope Francis has confirmed a trip to the U.S. to participate in the 2015 World Meeting of Families in Philadelphia.
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...no arrests were made.
Hopefully they got some autographs out of it.
Hello.
Your morning derp...or dope. You choose.
"What can be done in the face of the seeming inevitability of environmental calamity? In short, plenty. Great ideas are represented on this list of Global Thinkers, from making Helsinki (and eventually other major cities) free of personal cars, to mitigating the impact of tsunamis and storms by planting more coastal trees, to organizing local populations against powerful interests to block dam construction, mining, and other environmental dangers. There are also wonderful communicators, whose work brings new publics into conversations about global warming: Katharine Hayhoe, for instance, has shown great skill in reaching evangelical Americans, a group traditionally resistant to hearing the climate change message."
"...We stand ? on the right side of this key issue for our common future."
http://atfp.co/1xP1Apx
Ted, stop taking FOX Sports soccer commentator at face value. /wink.
Well, the planting trees part is probably a good idea.
No problem with that.
It's stuff like 'ban cars, plastic, and tax this and that' that worries me.
The crazy enviros really do suck the air out of the room for real conservation. I mean who is against energy efficiency and conservation of resources? "You know they business, always trying to figure out how to waste money and raise energy prices, because profits!"
Spot on. The watermelons push too far when they force people to reduce their standard of living. Conservation happens when people find ways for it to suit their personal interest.
The watermelon's main weakness is their blatant hypocrisy, they advocate for everyone else to conform to standards that they themselves would never sink to.
Conservationism/environmentalism is a luxury. You really do need to be at a certain standard of living before people will give a shit.
I think of conservation differently than environmentalism. Conservation makes sense even for poor people by making their limited resources stretch farther. Environmentalists think buying a hundred thousand dollar electric car saves the world. Dumb!
I was thinking more of land conservation sorts of things. But I think you are correct as well when it comes to conserving resources. But even that is a luxury in places where is subsistence living is the best that most people manage.
The planting of trees is an excellent idea, particularly if they are the ones doing it with their own time and resources.
"Why are you here when you could be out, you know, actually doing something?" Repeat as necessary.
Yeah, planting trees is great because it actually accomplishes something positive, and it is something that most people can easily afford to do on their own.
mitigating the impact of tsunamis and storms by planting more coastal trees
While I have no philosophical qualms with individuals planting some trees, would it achieve its supposed purpose at all? I have difficulty believing that a few trees would do much to stop a 30 ft high, building-destroying wall of water.
"YES WE CAN!" - The Little Trees that Could
I think the main thing is the root structure stops soil erosion.
Ahh, that's something I hadn't considered.
Big tsunamis are going to wreck everything. But there are smaller ones too. And trees do help slow erosion of soil when there is a flood or storm surge.
That's seen in Haiti when there's a hurricane or tropical storm. Flood or storm surge that wouldn't cause a ton of problems in other places will cause complete devastation and kill thousands there, down to the lack of trees. It actually is an important thing.
It certainly does no harm, and could serve the purpose of distracting enviros. I'm serious about challenging them as to why they're not out planting trees ever time they open their pie holes.
I thought that was going to be a link to the Thomas Friedman article generator.
What does Gus Johnson (snicker) have to do with climate change?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/new.....-gulf.html
I was impressed with all that coolness until they got to the "USS Ponce" part.
What about the USS Jon?
When the CHiPs ar down, you resort to a joke like this??
From Wiki:
USS Ponce (LPD-15), - now USS Ponce (AFSB(I)-15) - an Austin-class amphibious transport dock, is the only ship of the United States Navy that is named for Ponce in the Commonwealth of Puerto Rico, which in turn was named after the Spanish explorer Juan Ponce de Le?n, the first governor of Puerto Rico and European discoverer of Florida.
Oh what! The 50 cal isn't good enough for you navy? Bah!
It's a 3,000,000 kilocal gun. Math is hard.
40 million dollar laser to shoot RC plans and ski boats or 14000 dollar machine gun. Yeah math is hard.
I wonder what the effective range is on the laser.
They won't say. my main point is they are using space age tech to shoot boats. Also lasers don't work well in the rain or fog and are questionable against highly reflective targets. But hey, we're spending other people's money here so why not buy 1 laser instead of 2800 proven weapons.
Proof of concept. I'll cut them some slack on this one.
This^^
Developing working Directed Energy Weapons (DEWs) will revolutionize defensive weapons systems.
Hitting a drone with Ma Deuce is not really all that easy.
Also, if you note, it only costs $1 a shot. Not sure what they cost the military but .50cal rounds cost that much each.
Did you just compare energy to a chamber diameter? Neat.
Nevermind, that's kW. If you fired one 50 BMG round per second you would be at 18.5 kW of power. So two 50 cal machine guns 1 massive freaking laser.
Where do I send your prize? Not everyone is able to get the joke, apparently.
Cool. I want one.
You just need to strongarm a couple million people to pay for and you can Zeb.
Just one of those welding lasers would probably do. I wonder what those go for?
I did a quick google and it looks like a half a million dollars or so.
"USS Ponce"
I'm sure there are a lot of British sailors laughing at that.
And if the stereotypes about sailors are true, more than a few who'd like to be on it.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/new.....State.html
Bo?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfdEQGkbxmE
They were begging for it.
Did the sheep give enthusiastic consent?
He's baaaaaad to the bone.
Alternate joke: He took the term "animal husbandry" too literally.
It was definitely not that lawyer guy who sued Reason.
"AAW ?." is *too* written in an English script!
you have to wear special boots for that,uh,I heard
Good to see there are still some willing to engage in the oldest traditions of animal husbandry.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/new.....video.html
Worth checking out. It's messed. Up.
More bizarre than Total Eclipse of the Heart? 😉
This is better...
SF'd it,
twice
Shows up here the second time... The Dan Band's cover of it.
I'd still go with Die Antwoord I Fink you are freaky
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Uee_mcxvrw
Wow, his Wang isn't the only thing that's Wong.
How the White House Used Gruber's Work to Create Appearance of Broad Consensus
...The White House is placing a giant collective bet on Gruber's "assumptions" to justify key portions of the Senate bill such as the "Cadillac tax," which they allowed people to believe was independent verification. Now that we know that Gruber's work was not that of an independent analyst but rather work performed as a contractor to the White House and paid for by taxpayers, and economists like Larry Mishel are raising serious questions about its validity, it should be made publicly available so others can judge its merits....
...On the 29th Nancy-Ann DeParle, head of the very White House Office of Health Reform that Gruber was hired to consult for, posted perhaps the most misleading column of all on the White House blog:
MIT Economist Confirms Senate Health Reform Bill Reduces Costs and Improves Coverage
She identified Gruber as an "MIT Economist who has been closely following the health insurance reform process" who had "issued a compelling new report." There was no acknowledgment that her very own White House office had commissioned Gruber's work....
...On December 28, Gruber published an Op-Ed in the Washington Post -- in which he neglected to mention his contract to consult with the White House on this very issue. He was asked point-blank if he had any contracts related to the piece for which he was being paid, and he said "no." The Post subsequently published a correction....
The left has already spun Gruber:
From a comment from Politico: "There was no lie, and if you pay ANY attention to what he's saying it's clear he is interested in the greated public good."
"the greated public good."
Awesome.
Obvious mispelling; he meant 'grated'.
you know who else was interested in the greater good?
Jeremy Bentham?
The town from Hot Fuzz?
The Neighborhood Watch Alliance?
+1 Tau
Mr. Dr. Spock?
the irony is that they are defending him, when the voter's who supported the bill are the people he's calling stupid.
No lie = noble lie?
Pope Francis has confirmed a trip to the U.S. to participate in the 2015 World Meeting of Families in Philadelphia.
The Holy Father is going to think America is a total shithole!
Philadelphia? I hope he realizes he is going to get booed.
+1 flung whisky bottle
+1 flung whisky bottle chalice.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/new.....tback.html
*yawn*
Hooters has better looking girls. Although that accent bumps them up a few points.
Too much British stock.
In the outback, I think your other option is "Fresno State Dating Program", so ...
They server miners alcohol in Australia?
/rimshot
True story - Many years ago I was in the car while may father was driving with the radio on, and he was listening to something about minors being served alcohol. I heard "miners" and was very confused.
*my*
An online poll from PBS finds most folks would not support an outright ban on tobacco sales.
They feel differently about tote bags, though.
"If you pay $200 for the 2 CD set of Frankie Valli you'll be one of "elite" special members."
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvs.....-tour.html
Youth is wasted on the young.
Cool moire effects with the T-shirt photos. But, who?
Her?
Am I the only one that hates her face? Nice body though I guess.
There's something wrong with her lips.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sci.....nutes.html
I poured some Colt 45 into the machine and it turned into Chateau Lafitte 89.
Fucking cosmotarian! Everyone knows real men drink Old English 800.
King Cobra!
Solid!
Crooked I only.
That brings me back to high school. Colt 45 was my first beer drunk.
That implies that your first drunk was on something other than beer. Do tell.
My first drunk was on watermelon pieces that had been soaked in vodka and rum. I was 15 or maybe 16, at a block party and my friend's older brother had made the concoction.
I poured some Colt 45 into the machine and it turned into Chateau Lafitte 89 I turned into Billy Dee Williams.
FTFY
Perfect scam. Make a bunch of nebulous claims - "this improves mouth feel and flavor" - when you know such things are completely subjective and unprovable - and walk away with $129.
Easy enough to test. Get two bottles of the same vintage and year, run one through the machine, and taste them side by side.
Yeah, doesn't seem to hard to test if it works. Whether it improves it is subjective, but I'm sure it does something.
It would be easier to test if not for legislation that requires all wines to be aged for a year before being sold. I made some blackberry wine recently, and it took about a year of aging before it tasted good. It would be interesting to put a new wine in the machine and see if it really takes the bite out.
The placebo effect is still a real effect, you know.
That's why we need double-blind taste tests.
How Reason conducts its polls of millennials
risky click
We're all mad here.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tra.....-city.html
I'm dizzy.
wait wut?
In Ferguson, Tactics Set for Grand Jury Decision in Michael Brown Case
Doing what we can to keep peace?
How about doing your part and keeping quiet? How about the community takes care of its own business?
Too much to ask I know but it's a start.
Mr. Obama "was concerned about Ferguson staying on course in terms of pursuing what it was that he knew we were advocating."
Now, *that's* Presidential leadership.
I take it the grand jury won't indict, then?
I mean, what kind of riots would we expect if they *did* indict?
ANGRY WHITEY TEABAGGERZZZ!!!!!!
I see your circumcision trainer and raise you one prostate examination simulator
Ahem
Instead of a hat tip, you can give me a pack of tips: http://www.amazon.com/Replacem.....B00EZPISPA
The reviews are golden (or upsetting).
http://s1.postimg.org/zdhgaxgkf/cyanide_shock.jpg
Several supposed Ku Klux Klan Twitter accounts were taken over by Australian Anonymous hackers
Now... to make them say embarrassing things on Twitter.
Fox Anchor: CNBC 'Silenced' Me For Reporting On Obamacare
Fox Business Network anchor Melissa Francis said she was "silenced" by CNBC when management told her she was "disrespecting the office of the president" by reporting about Obamacare....
"disrespecting the office of the president"
Six words I bet you never heard between 2000 and 2008.
What a liar. CNBC has regular reports about Obamacare. Maybe she was lying about death panels or the gubmint takeover if healthcare in which case she should have been fired.
Lemme guess. She's a liar but Gruber or Hilary, Holder and Rice and even Obama aren't, amirite?
High five.
*walks by, high fives Rufus, wonders how long he has been standing there*
19 minutes.
Leftist takes down Gruber. Also posted above, but this one is just for Weigel.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/.....21549.html
Poor Weigel is shitting his pants right now over the latest Obamacare polls, which are absolutely dismal for Obama and his JournoList friends.
The talking points just get harder and harder for the sad-sack to come up with.
Several supposed Ku Klux Klan Twitter accounts were taken over by Australian Anonymous hackers after KKK members threatened to use "lethal force" against Ferguson, Missouri, demonstrators.
I'm going to pause and reflect on the idea of the Klan tweeting.
#folksainthomecrosswontburn
New Jersey judge orders parents to pay estranged 21-year-old daughter's college tuition
...The Ricci case is similar except that Ricci's even older than Canning was. Rachel was 18; Caitlyn is 21, an adult legally any way you slice it. And yet, under Jersey court precedent, mom and dad may need to fork over a cool 16 large annually for her tuition at Temple even though, to hear them tell it, she hasn't said a word to them outside of court in two years. ...
an adult legally any way you slice it.
Except for the purposes of determining health insurance.
New Jersey courts are famous for ignoring any principles of law and ruling based on the feelz.
Yep - See Abbot School District decision is you need proof.
See the Mount Laurel decision on affordable housing as well.
Costello v. Hardy
Well, if they are paying for it, why not go to Princeton or some other Ivy League school?
Sorry to break this to you, but Temple versus Princeton is not a decision variable you're likely to run across.
"according to DEA spokesman Rusty Payne"
Sounds like something in Warty's basement
Warty has a DEA spokesman in his basement?
SHHHHHHH
...had...
Yes, he had him - again, and again, and again. Until he.....broke.
Warty has a DEA spokesman in his basement?
No, just the DEA
Obamacare Facebook page comments mostly from small group of supporters
Transparency!
I hope she got a living wage out of it.
Re "Cindi Huynh":
"She has a full-time job but has declined to name her employer."
No kidding. It doesn't sound like she, you know, works.
Or if she does they'll know she was putzing around shilling for the government on their dime.
Good porn name
"It's pronounced 'Honey'."
She M$de $14,383 last month working from home. See how you can too!
Any of them named Mary Stack?
All of them?
Pope Francis has confirmed a trip to the U.S. to participate in the 2015 World Meeting of Families in Philadelphia.
I wonder if diplomatic immunity will allow him to hand out food in a public space.
The Philly cops might "tune him up" anyway.
Nice! I am going to run with that one in Philadelphia area media.
my co-worker's ex-wife makes $79 /hr on the internet . She has been out of a job for 6 months but last month her check was $14145 just working on the internet for a few hours. go......
?????? http://www.payinsider.com
Iraq Just Got Its First Hardee's
I remember my first Hardee's. I believe I was 13. Her name was Niki.
Oh, you mean the burger chain.
Bacon?
Iraq has a Hardee's. New Jersey does not. Not sure what to make of that.
Hardee's burgers are, in my opinion, the best of the fast food chains.
It's up there with Five Guys I'd say. Hardee's is a little thicker but also a little dryer.
Krugbe: The CBO on insurance premiums
The Congressional Budget Office has released its much-awaited estimate on how the Senate health care bill would affect premiums. It's good news from the point of view of reform advocates: premiums would stay about the same for people with group coverage, while falling significantly for most of those in the small-group or individual markets. Jon Gruber has crunched the numbers, and produces this convenient chart...
So sweet in that he was completely scammed by Gruber.
while falling significantly for most of those in the small-group or individual markets
If by falling significantly you mean doubling or tripling then yeah.
Gallup: 'New numerical low' for Obamacare
Jezebellians worry about the very real possibility of dying alone.
I refuse to click on Jezebel links, but I'm guessing the fact that they're alone is due to the patriarchy and not due to their shitty personalities.
You're lonely- get a cat
Get lots of cats. It solves the body disposal problem.
+1 flesh eaten from face
That is perhaps the most sorrowful, sad and pathetic statement I've ever come across.
It gets better, click the link.
No.
C'mon, do it! All the cool kids are clicking it...
Who do you care what happens to your body? You don't have to deal with it. I suppose it is polite to make sure no one finds you rotting and half eaten by cats.
Maybe worry about why no one can stand being with you first.
And it's not your housemates job to supply hospice care, unless that's part of the deal and you're providing free or discounted housing in exchange for that.
Except I don't think that having her hand held at the final moment is her real concern so much as using the housemate as a surrogate friend/family-member. That is why adults generally do not have housemates, the people seeking such arrangements are often damaged.
"And it's not your housemates job to supply hospice care"
There are a lot of unattached women who think it's their roommates' job to take care of them. After a string of such roommates in my 20s, marriage started to sound great.
and it's not just the taking care of the person, because obviously marriage involves quite a bit of that. But they view it as your obligation and in return you get sullen bitterness and glares every time you remind them electricity is due.
Women roommates have to be the worst. Men can be complete pigs but at least they aren't passive aggressive about everything ever, seems to be a theme with two women living together, my friends who are girls seem to leave like every living situation completely hating the other girl they live with.
Yes, the passive aggressiveness is bad with most female roommates. I'm not that way at all, so it just confused the hell out of me. My policy was if a perceived issue was important to say something, if not, then I would get over it. So I'd let most things slide, but when I was honest about the important things I was the bad guy. For example, one roommate liked to leave this antique oil lamp I had on the porch on overnight. When I explained that this was how people's homes burned down so easily 100 years ago and why it shouldn't be lit unattended, she wouldn't speak to me for days.
Well, I say it's good that they're thinking about their likely futures.
How to Avoid Dying Alone With No One to Claim Your Body
Stop reading Jezebel and make me a sammich?
Chinese Students at U.S. Universities Jump 75% in Three Years
Just more Asian girls in yoga pants and Ugg boots.
99% of Chinese girls are ugly with flat chests and asses.
Rog, at least Koreans are obsessed w/ plastic surgery and get fixed up before they are even 18
the 2015 World Meeting of Families
Shouldn't that be "the 2015 World Meeting of *Working* Families" or "the 2015 World Meeting of *Dysfunctional* Families"?
Donna Brazile: Why Not Al Franken for President in 2016?
Cause he's not good enough, he's not smart enough, and nobody likes him?
+1 inspirational mirror.
My impression is that Franken has a pretty good idea of his limitations - one reason he was pretty much invisible during his first term. Unless he listens to the siren song, I suspect he will continue to say little and keep a low profile lest his inadequacies are revealed.
Bernie Sanders...hahahaha...yeah, I don't see him appealing to the limousine liberals because he really would redistribute their wealth. If they run him it will only be to move the platform to the left, since it appears that Warren has been bought off.
Franken...interesting.
Why not be the next Walter Mondale?
The Dems can gather a further five potential candidates and then call it "Hillary White and the Seven Dwarfs."
I see Hillary more as the one handing out the poison apples in that scenario.
"Mirror Mirror, on the wall, who's the most electable of us all?"
First penis transplants could be just five years away after scientist has success - in rabbits
Will there be a Doomcock of Doom model?
So will people be fucking like rabbits?
Why rabbits? Why not hares?
There can only be one.
Actually, retailers are hoping to have them in stores worldwide by Christmas.
"This year, give the gift of genital overkill."
Are cotton balls a side effect of the transplant?
Will it cause me to grow buck teeth (with overbite) so that the next time I eat pussy it tastes like shit?
This is what thin privilege looks like
Comment:
"D. Lane said...
Fake. Nobody that far gone can escape the asylum long enough to catch a bus."
seriously that is on deranged lunatic.
That is awesome. I want to post that in comments on every "trans" whining blog site there is.
That can't be real. No fucking way. Please no.
It's not.
At least 50% of This is Thin Privilege is people submitting increasingly absurd stories to troll them and to see how gullible they are to post them. The answer is that they're really fucking gullible.
Yeah it looked totally made up. Hilarious and well done.
It is real. Sad, yes, but apparently real.
http://aboutthinprivilege.tumb.....looks-like
Definitely a joke.
Pix or GTFO
Well, "transfat" is unintentionally funny, but I'm totally confused as to meaning. Is this a transgendered person who also has some bizarre fat/thin issue, or a non-tg skinny person who wishes they were fatter than they were?
I'm means a thin person who wants to become fat. They are also known as "brides."
You sir, are a comic genius.
But the typos keep coming. Damn you, typos.
+1 Wedding Cake
I read it as mocking the notion of transgender. Trans-woman:woman::Trans-fat:fat. It's Alpha/PUA dickheads trolling each other.
Now THAT'S funny!
Dalrock: A criminal lack of game?
How to not be creepy: Be attractive.
Comedy gold, Jerry!
Uranus might be full of surprises
So, Uranus knows how to rotate itself in a fashion which lures academics?
TLC's "Cake Boss" Arrested on DWI Charges in Manhattan: NYPD
"Now you're the DWI Boss. Get in the car."
I love the 'don't you know who I am?' routine. Love it.
One of those situations when I sympathize with the cops.
When everyone gets their 15 minutes of fame, it does kinda dilute the meaning, doesn't it?
Prosecutors say Valastro allegedly told arresting officers, "You can't arrest me. I'm the Cake Boss," and asked to be put into a cab.
My God....(closes law book), he's' right!
I was shocked he's only 37. Looks 15 years older.
OMG I'm older than that guy?
In today's completely surprising news, the cops in St. Paul, MN who tased and arrested a man for trespassing while he was in a public area have been cleared of all wrongdoing.
"We investigated ourselves, and we found we did nothing wrong."
Well you can't blame the cops. Anyone with that dark of a tan in January in Minnesoda is suspicious.
"Aw jeez."
Obama defends healthcare law after adviser criticism
"I would just advise every press outlet here, go back and pull up every clip, every story ... It was a tough debate."
Careful what you ask for, Mr. President.
Isn't that exactly what's happening?
"I would just advise every press outlet here, go back and pull up every clip, every story ... It was a tough debate."
Telling the press to do this might not be the smartest thing.
/Gary Hart
Obama is pretty sure they will remain on the reservation and continue to cover for him.
Police training gone awry results in three-cruiser crash, tear gas at school
something, something thin blue line
The Police Division promised a full accounting of both incidents, which did not appear to be the fault of any of the 35 recruits who are set to graduate next month.
I guess the pregnant teacher made a furtive movement.
I'm sure that a "civilian" who caused a three-car crash and released tear gas into a school would be exonerated by the police, too.
Stories of Transition: It was only a matter of time...
no man has thighs like that
"A fledgling killer's first attempt at transformation..."
"Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard. I'd fuck me so hard."
+1 Goodbye Horses
+2 I'm Cryin' Over You
How did Kirsten Stewart get any role ever? I mean her acting is below subpar as are her looks, she must be a magician on the casting couch.
Subpar looks is a plus. Can't have too attractive of an actress playing the Mary Sue, or else the girls can't project themselves onto her.
Was she the actress that played the Real Girl in Lars and the Real Girl?
No, but I don't know how the casting director missed on that, she would have been perfect.
Dude, you're crazy.
I'd hit that until I evaporated.
And she was in fucking Twilight. Can you imagine how hot she would be if I didn't have the memory of fucking Twilight stuck in my subconscious, decreasing her hotness?
Wut, in the fuck fluffy? and to think I thought your commentary was thoughtful and interesting you go and you lay this egg.
I stand with Fluffy. She is cute as hell.
There truly is an ass for every seat.
Yeah I'm with Fluffy on this one. She is smoking hot.
Before she was in Twilight, she was in Adventure Land, which was pretty good.
I guess the real question is, can you take a shitty, teenage heart throb story like Twilight and expect any actor to do well in it?
Is writing about human beings so boring and dull that authors now have to introduce vampires and werewolves to make it interesting?
Does she look like Jay Leno's daughter to anyone else?
Chicago schools teaching 'safe' anal sex to 5th graders
While CPS spokesman [said] the "objectionable material presented [was] never was part of the student sexual education curriculum" as reported at the local NBC affiliate, the slides shown to parents are also posted at Waters Elementary School as part of the "Sexual Health Education" curriculum for "Grade 6."
Lube, lube, LUBE!
Jeez Rich what are you some kind of prude?
Sheesh, I said "LUBE!"
*** pouts ***
We need to teach the kiddies safe alcohol drinking.
We do.
just the tip.
Totally inappropriate. They won't be paying taxes for AT LEAST a few years.
Good blowjob technique should be part of the curriculum.
Maybe it's part of a plan to reduce teenage pregnancy.
Monty Python called this decades ago in The Meaning of Life
What comes next for the ACA following comments made by a condescending, loathsome, elitist liberal prick, as explained by a condescending, loathsome, elitist liberal prick.
http://www.vox.com/2014/11/15/.....-obamacare
Does anyone have the invoice for his consulting time. I feel like that's the next big smoking gun?
~$400K for his predictive model was the standard rate applied to the federal and several state governments that hired him.
Wow. For that kind of money, I would seriously consider suppressing my code of ethics and creating a model that showed them whatever they wanted to see.
I guess that's the whole idea.
He didn't even have to suppress any of his ethics. He already wants the government to control all the entire medical industry. So it was een easier for him.
Delusions of the Democrats
http://www.nydailynews.com/new.....-1.2012738
Turns out the cop is a lying dickbag. Oh wait, he's a cop, so that's a bit redundant.
The best part of it is that despite the police report saying it was Wilson, the police department is saying it wasn't him:
They routinely falsify their reports so it's impossible to know who really wrote it.
Do it pussy.
Progressives and guns. A very dangerous mix.
http://libertyviral.com/this-o.....-hippies/#
https://twitter.com/andreajmarkley
She's one deluded whore. She actually thinks she trolled gun people by coming up with a ridiculous "anti-gun" meme using a graphic from a pro-gun site that mocks anti-gunners...yeah, she's bright one.
She apparently lives her life openly on Facebook, and has been getting trounced there, but refuses to acknowledge it, saying "conservatives" (i.e. anyone who doesn't agree with her) don't understand satire and trolling.
*the sound of a million women breathing into paper bag*
World's largest chocolate manufacturer adds voice to warnings of 'potential cocoa shortage by 2020'
Which would be worse for women: a cocoa shortage, or a shoe shortage?
cocoa
TL;dr "The Switzerland-based Barry Callebaut Group has never heard of supply and demand"
That said- the urge is getting stronger and harder to ignore. Tick-tock, you know?
Autoerotic asphyxia sounds like a good hobby for this guy.
Wow, someone posted the NYT article about the US allowing Cuban doctors serving abroad to defect:
"American immigration policy...should not be used to exacerbate the brain drain of an adversarial nation at a time when improved relations between the two countries are a worthwhile, realistic goal....
"Some doctors who have defected say they felt the overseas tours had an implicit element of coercion and have complained that the government pockets the bulk of the money it gets for their services. But the State Department says in its latest report on human trafficking that reported coercion of Cuban medical personnel does "not appear to reflect a uniform government policy." Even so, the Cuban government would be wise to compensate medical personnel more generously if their work overseas is to remain the island's economic bedrock."
http://www.nytimes.com/2014/11.....egion&_r=0
There's only a *little bit* of human trafficking going on, nothing major, the important thing is that we don't want a bunch of foreign doctors coming into this country to practice their profession!
If we want to admit refugees from government persecution, why not some literary figure from Nigeria whose poetry is censored?
I thought brain drain was one of our best weapons against the commies.
I thought so too.
But nobody's going to drain the brains of the NY Times.
the important thing is that we don't want a bunch of foreign doctors coming into this country to practice their profession!
That's not the important thing to the Times.
The Times is in the MNG bloc, and they consider doctors slaves. They don't want us to help Cuban doctors escape their just slavery. Those fuckers should just shut up and do what they're told. The rest of the Cuban government's slaves need medical care, dammit!
"I would just advise every press outlet here, go back and pull up every clip, every story ... It was a tough debate."
Somebody needs to have a little sit-down with Gary Hart.
Say, "I dare ya!" once too often, and the results might not be what you hoped.
How the GOP used Twitter to stretch election laws
Early contender for giant dick of the week: Saints fan becomes viral villain after video shows him ripping football away from Bengals fan at Superdome
Midway through the third quarter, Cincinnati tight end Jermaine Gresham caught a 1-yard touchdown pass that put the Bengals up 19-3 when he jogged over to the end zone wall. As he approached, two female Bengals fans -- one dressed in a black A.J. Green jersey and the other in an orange Bengals T-shirt -- had just jogged down the section's steps to the edge of the wall. They were excitedly pleading for the ball when Gresham complied.
But what none of them, not Gresham nor the women asking for the ball, had expected was the male Saints fan lurking nearby in the first row.
As the ball left Gresham's hands, the Saints fan, identified by the Cincinnati Enquirer as a man named Tony Williams, leaped in front of the two women. As the one in the Green jersey -- identified by the Enquirer as Barrett -- caught the flip, Williams snatched the ball from her. In the same motion, he sat back down, putting the ball underneath his right arm.
It stayed there the rest of the game.
"He should be ashamed of himself," Gresham told a reporter from The Associated Press after the game.
"It's very simple," he told the Enquirer. "I caught the football.
What a piece of crap that guy is. Would've been great if the woman would've grabbed his feet and threw him over the wall
"Not that I could say with any certainty how exactly I'd found myself in the rather surreal scenario of proposing to myself on a park bench on Parliament Hill last November....
"Sitting on that park bench, it dawned on me that a self-marriage ceremony witnessed by other people would potentially be this massively powerful means of making those agreements stick."
http://www.theguardian.com/lif.....lf-wedding
"And just because I married myself, it doesn't mean that I'm not open to the idea of sharing a wedding with someone else one day."
Bigamist!
"And just because I married myself, it doesn't mean that I'm not open to the idea of sharing a wedding with someone else one day."
How gracious of her.
She might marry someone else while on the rebound after divorcing herself.
"I came back from work and the house was a mess! Can't you keep things neat?
"Oh, yeah? Well, I waited all day for me to get home, and the dinner I prepared for me got cold.
"I work and slave for me all day, and this is the thanks I get?"
And then her friends will be pressured to take sides in the divorce, and it will get all awkward.
She has such loud arguments with herself, the police keep getting called.
So she finally got a restraining order against herself, forbidding her from coming within 100 yards of herself.
And to avoid having to pay alimony, she hides her assets from herself by putting money in hidden parts of her house and then forgetting where it is.
The picture makes me want to send her a card congratulating her on taking the bullet for some poor guy out there.
Some sad news as Maryland permanent legal resident Dr. Martin Salia died of Ebola early this morning at Nebraska Medical Center.
Remember, the "top men" know everything there is to know about this disease, according to them.
Oh, also, in more news that the so-called "mainstream media" is sure to try and downplay, Ebola is now spreading to Mali, and the CDC quietly announced yesterday while you were watching football that visitors to the U.S. from Mali have been added to the mandatory screening list.
Yeah, the test said negative. HE was going to be okay!! Not exactly.
Very sad. I hope no one else contracted it, especially with them temporarily removing their protective gear.
That is interesting and scary. Was the test itself at fault, ie bad batch of reagents or whatever, or was the testing procedure not properly followed?
Presume this is a lab tech type test requiring drawn blood, not a DIY cheek swab test.
We'll never know.
Anyone cover the Peter Thiel interview on Vox?
That's pretty neat. It's like when I hear economic talk about how awesome the 90s were for jobs and wage growth and how that was because of president Bill Clinton. No it wasn't. It was because of a vast, unprecedented technological boom. Now we live in the fallout of that boom where doing more with less might actually mean you need to hire fewer employees.
If you haven't bought his book Zero to One, you need to. I'm half way through it and it's pretty brilliant.
He has some interesting ideas about competition in free markets, though. I'm still trying to wrap my mind around those.
The federal jury indictment of Mississippi's longest-serving chief of prisons, Christopher B. Epps?he's accused of accepting more than $1 million in bribes from a former state legislator who now owns and represents private prisons?could require the state to undertake "a top-to-bottom reassessment of its prison-contracting system".
I would like to think the last thing that went through his head before that bullet was how a man like Andy Dufrane got the best of him.
Yeah, I'm not really comfortable with privatizing prisons until after we've decriminalized most self-regarding acts like drug use and things like that.
I will never be comfortable with doing it. Prisons are one of the few things we have to tolerate government to do.
Number of homeless children hits an all-time high according to new report
The number of homeless children in the U.S. has surged in recent years to an all-time high, amounting to one child in every 30, according to a comprehensive state-by-state report that blames the nation's high poverty rate, the lack of affordable housing and the impacts of pervasive domestic violence.
Titled "America's Youngest Outcasts," the report being issued Monday by the National Center on Family Homelessness calculates that nearly 2.5 million American children were homeless at some point in 2013. The number is based on the Department of Education's latest count of 1.3 million homeless children in public schools, supplemented by estimates of homeless pre-school children not counted by the DOE.
Child homelessness increased by 8 percent nationally from 2012 to 2013, according to the report, which warned of potentially devastating effects on children's educational, emotional and social development, as well as on their parents' health, employment prospects and parenting abilities.
The report included a composite index ranking the states on the extent of child homelessness, efforts to combat it, and the overall level of child well-being. States with the best scores were Minnesota, Nebraska and Massachusetts. At the bottom were Alabama, Mississippi and California.
Don't worry, the media will start covering this the moment a Republican wins the White House.
NPR mentioned it this morning on the tail end of a list of headlines. Offered with no commentary.
That was a headline in the local paper this morning.
Well that along with in depth discussions of the historically low labor participation rate.
Uh, he also kissed her.
"That can't happen again," the tutor said according to Woods' testimony Wednesday, Nov. 12.
For Assistant Kent County Prosecutor Helen Brinkman, the "again" refers to the sexual relationship Simon, 33, was already having with a 15-year-old student. Simon was paid $45,000 per year to help tutor athletes for the two Grand Rapids Catholic high schools.
http://www.mlive.com/news/gran.....tutor.html
I think the alternative to something like Palantir would be a world where we're forced to make very unpleasant tradeoffs. I think that at the end of the day, the libertarians lose the trade-off war.
Is it just my imagination, or is Thiel a blithering idiot?
Whatever Thiel is, he's not a blithering idiot.
But yeah, the idea of Palantir seems to be something that he would oppose. From what I've read, it looks like he believes he can provide the information that the government wants without violating people's rights to do it. Where the government would just strong arm everyone to get what it wants, I think Palantir is Thiel's effort to data mine public information and tip toe around everyone's privacy.
And why am I not comforted that they are naming this after Sauron's personal teleconferencing system?
Were they Sauron's? I thought they were dangerous because some of them were lost and no one new who had them. So if you used them, you didn't know who(probably Sauron) might be listening in.
New Democrat talking point: Reagan and Bush Sr used executive fiat to shield immigrants from deportation and so can Obama!
In 1986, Congress and Reagan enacted a sweeping overhaul that gave legal status to up to 3 million immigrants without authorization to be in the country, if they had come to the U.S. before 1982. Spouses and children who could not meet that test did not qualify, which incited protests that the new law was breaking up families.
In 1987, Reagan's Immigration and Naturalization Service commissioner announced that minor children of parents granted amnesty by the law would get protection from deportation.
Spouses and children of couples in which one parent qualified for amnesty but the other did not remained subject to deportation, leading to efforts to amend the 1986 law.
In a parallel to today, the Senate acted in 1989 to broaden legal status to families but the House never took up the bill. Through the INS, Bush advanced a new "family fairness" policy that put in place the Senate measure. Congress passed the policy into law by the end of the year as part of broader immigration legislation.
But a lawyer who worked on the 1986 law and the 1990 follow-up as an aide to then-Sen. Alan Simpson, R-Wyo., said Bush's action wasn't controversial because it came after lawmakers had made it clear they were going to tackle the issue.
related:
http://dailycaller.com/2014/11.....248,657950
To be fair, President Obama hasn't read that book.
my best friend's aunt makes $69 /hour on the laptop . She has been out of a job for nine months but last month her check was $17708 just working on the laptop for a few hours. Get More Info....
?????? http://www.payinsider.com
"Several supposed Ku Klux Klan Twitter accounts were taken over by Australian Anonymous hackers after KKK members threatened to use "lethal force" against Ferguson, Missouri, demonstrators."
As someone who's never really used twitter, and only occasionally watches videos about "Dumb Shit People Say" on said medium... = between #Gamergate and #Shirtstorm and Hijacked-KKK-Tweets, it seems to me to be nothing more than a platform for the absolutely dumbest parts of society to scream inanity over the moutaintops, and be roundly ridiculed in return. At least the back-and-forth of frothing stupidity is (mostly) encapsulated in that medium, and only occasionally spills over into reality (with predictably repulsive and embarrassing effect).
My buddy's step-aunt makes $89 every hour on the laptop . She has been without work for 8 months but last month her check was $14034 just working on the laptop for a few hours. check out here. ???? http://www.jobsfish.com
Kizone is showing up everywhere these days.
his twitter feed is retarded:
"Captain Obvious says: Right wingers are only interested in the rule of law if it protects their privileges over others."
Oh gawd:
"If *anyone* is telling you not to ask questions, not to investigate, not to experiment, not to think - then they are not worth listening to."
Tony?
All things being equal, his research into Sullivan and Cromwell during the Nazi era is interesting. Although I think that rather than letting the evidence speak for itself, he's trying to force his conclusions onto it. I'm not certain what the point of it is though. It's well understood that a lot of Europe, and particularly the Nazi regime, was corporatist during that period.
Kizone Kaprow, our latest and most prolific troll
That's our oldest and most infamous troll-Mary Stack.